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Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Quin Snyder

April 27, 2019
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** Snyder has a mean face TOR
— he’s already the NBA’s serial killer
— It’s the fucking eyes
** quin snyder looks like hes gonna accidently kill one of his players after this game… SAC
— “accidently”
— “Accidentally”
** I would not have the courage to call a tech on Quinn Snyder. Dude looks like he kills for pleasure. DAL
** Quinn Snyder looks like that Houston candy man serial killer DAL
** The Jazz coach looks like he has definitely killed a man with his bare hands. MIN
** Quin Snyder prob teaches his team the art of murder during practices. Looks like a fucking serial killer. TOR
** If they make another show about the Zodiac killer he’s gotta be cast as the lead TOR
** He’s so fucking scary looking. Like a coked out Patrick Bateman. I seriously expect him to whip out an axe and just start murdering everyone. DAL
** Snyder looks like he’s about to murder someone PHI
** Jazz coach straight up looks like a serial killer LAL
** Quin Snyder looks like some dude that trades stocks by day but drives around and beats hobos to death at night LAL
** Is it just me or does the Utah coach look like a serial killer? BKN
** Utah’s coach looks like a serial killer PHI
** snyder looks like he has not slept in ages CHI
— It’s hard to sleep knowing the FBI is looking for you
— what does this mean
— That he looks like a serial killer
** Definitely was a serial killer in a past life. POR
** Quinn Snyder deadset looks ready to murder a man POR
— That’s his baseline
** Quinn Snyder looks like a psycho killer. GSW
** Quin snyder definitely has bodies buried in his back yard GSW
** Snyder legit look like he contemplating vicious murder. HOU
— Hate to be one of the kidnap victims he has stashed at his house tonight..
** Raise your hand if you agree that Dantoni and Snyder are the two best looking coaches in the nba HOU
— If you are into axe murderers sure
** Refs are scared of Snyder HOU
— Tbh, I’d be scared of his serial killer cannibal lookin ass too


** He looks like he murders hookers on the weekend. SAC
** someone needs to be check Snyder’s trunk for bodies GSW
** Quinn Snyder definitely has killed some hookers in his lifetime DAL
** He definitely fucks hookers while looking at himself flex in the mirror. DAL
** Best comment of the night on the Utah Jazz Sub Game Thread. “I would hate to be a hooker in Dallas tonight. Quin will be shooting for a new record killstreak.” Apparently their inside joke is their coach looks like a serial hooker killer. DAL
— Rumor is he IS a serial hooker killer
— He’s definitely murdered a hooker before


** quinn snyder’s seems like he would just manage the hell out of an applebee’s BOS
— As long as there’s cocaine he’s good
** Snyder taking a TO for more hair mousse. BOS
— And, of course, cocaine.
** Snyder looks coked out af LAL
** Why does Quinn Snyder always look like he just snorted some fat rails in the locker room HOU
** God damn, the Jazz’s head coach looks like he just got done smoking ALL the meth NYK
** Quinn Snyder on cocaine again MIL
** Quin looking even more coked up than usual tonight. MIL
** Somone ask Quin Snyder if Lonzo can have some of his cocaine LAL
** I wish we had Qynn Snyder as coach LAL
— Free cocaine
** Why does Utah’s coach look like a recovering meth addict? LAL
— Cocaine*
— He allegedly did a lot of blow while coaching at Misou. I like to think he still does.
** Quin Snyder still looks like a crack head MIN
** Jazz coach looks all coked out. POR
** Jesus man, Quinn Snyder looks like he’s been on a three day coke bender lol POR
— Who’s saying he hasn’t?
— It’s rumored he loved his booger sugar and stealing girlfriends from his players when an assistant at duke
** The Jazz coach looks like a homeless meth head that won the lotto. GSW
** Quinn definitely snorts cocaine. GSW
— Coke Hyena for sure
** hes such a crackhead DEN
** Utah coach look like he on meth. NOR
** Why does the Jazz’s coach always look like he sells cocaine on the side. OKC
** Quin Snyder off all the meth lmfaoooo MIN
** Man Quinn Snyder deff going to have fun in NYC with the white powder after this game NYK
** Can quin synder look like any more of a crackhead? Jesus christ LAL
** Jazz coach looks like Christian Bale in American Psycho high on cocaine. DET
** Is the Utah coach drunk? HOU
— Rumor is he used to be a coke head
** How much cocaine has Synder done tonight holy shit HOU
** Why did the Jazz coach look like he should be on Wolf of Wall Street high off his mind on cocaine HOU
— Cause he is
— Lol, look into Quinn’s history and it will all make sense
— Somehow this doesn’t surprise me. Lmao he’s always reaching into his coat pocket like he needs a fix
** Quin Snyder is going to have a cocaine heart attack on the sideline HOU


** I’d be legit scared of Quin Snyder yelling at me if I were a ref or his player HOU
— Or selling him coke
** Quinn Snyder scares the shit out of me SAC
** I read that one time the Jazz were playing like shit and he called a full TO and just stared at them without saying a word, I think they ended up winning SAC
** Every time I look at Snyder I feel like he’s gonna say something hella mean to me LOP he looks so mean GSW
** He looks like the guy that would demolish my self esteem GSW
** The Jazz coach scares the refs shitless guaranteed DAL
** Jesus Christ Utah’s coach is scary looking. Like heads in freezers scary. Last guy I’d want to piss off. DAL
** Quinn Snyder is terrifying. PHI
** is Snyder the most scary dude in the league? Legit psycopath vibes PHI
** That voice, that face. Terrifying. SAC
** He’s Creepy AF HOU
** Jazz coach is pretty scary looking NYK
** I can’t even imagine how terrifying it would be to be a ref and see Quin Snyder’s angry face. MIL
** Man Snyder is a scary looking dude. lol POR
** Quinn Snyder is the scariest coach in the nba honestly DAL
** Quinn Snyder scares me NYK
** If Quin Snyder was bald he would look like one scary motherfucker. DAL
** Bruh Quinn Snyder looks fucking nuts HOU
** Dude scary. HOU


** Quin Snyder looks like the kid that would beat up and take Dave Joerger’s lunch money in middle school. SAC
** Snyder is going to beat the shit out of them during halftime with jumper cables SAC
— I saw him get some from prime now. They just deliver those jumper cables to him…


** The speed at which Snyder chews his gum coupled with the look in his eyes makes me uncomfortable LAC
** Why does Quinn Snyder look like death incarnate? GSW
— Coke is a crazy drug.
** Quinn Snyder looks like when they zoom in real close in spongebob MEM
** Quin Snyder got them crazy eyes rn DAL
** I wish someone would inform Quinn Snyder’s barber that it’s not 1992. DAL
** Dudes got crazy eyes all the time DAL
— I guess they’re exaggerated cuz his hair is outta control
** Quin Snyder looks like he’s probably ripped af. DAL
** Quinn Snyder looks like he has jaundice. As yellow as a Simpsons character. PHI
** Quinn Snyder is one weird looking mother fucker OKC
** Quinn Snyder has a dick mouth. MIL
** Coach Sat[a]n has some leathery skin CHI
** Quin Snyder has some nice hair DEN
** Jazz coach looking like he’s had his noggin sucked by the brain bug. POR
** Quin Snyder looking more and more like skeletor LAL
** Lamo Quin looking like a drunken mess HOU


** Quinn Snyder looks like a divorced husband LAL
— *mob boss serial killer
** He has always made me think of the cracked out cousin in the mafia family. NOR
** looks like an old school mob boss SAC
** jazz coach looks like a mafia hitman GSW
— On coke
** Does anybody else think Quin Snyder looks like a prohibition era mobster? GSW
— I feel like he is about to pull out a tommy gun.
— How about a 40 year old Al Pacino?
** Snyder is a mobster NOR
** LMAO Rick Pitino looking like he’s there to make partial payment on a very large debt to Snyder for something shady and is praying Quinn won’t murder him. TOR
** he looks like a prohibition era gangster plucked straight off the Boardwalk Empire set SAC
** Jazz’s coach looks like a mob boss, like he wants to kill somebody yo lol. LAL
** The Coach for the Jazz looks like a 1920s mob gangsta lol SAC
** Snyder looks like a cracked up Casey Neistat TOR
— Or a mob boss
** Jazz coach looks like he belongs to the Irish mob or something. MIL
** a freakin mob boss LAL
** Quin Snyder looking like a mob boss out there MIN
** Lol Jazz coach looks like a freakin mob boss ready to kill GSW
** Lol damn I’m half expecting jazz coach to pull out a tommy gun lol GSW
** Their coach looks like he’s in the Irish mob. MIL
** Quinn Snyder looks like a mob boss. DEN


** He looks like he should be a Shawshank prison warden. DAL
** Anyone else think it’s ironic Satan coaches in Utah? DEN
** I’m convinced Quin Snyder is holding the ref’s families hostage TOR
** Quin Snyder looks like a young, drunk Jack Nicholson DAL
** Quin Snyder kinda looks like the corrupt politician in an early 90s film that wants to build a parking lot over the local youth rec center. SAC
** Quinn Snyder looks like a Wall Street stock broker LAL
** he looks like the guy who realized he got a small fry instead of the large fries he ordered 5 blocks away from the drive-thru LAL
** Quinn Snyder looks like a dirty cop from an 80s movie LAL
** The jazz coach looks like his diet is exclusively red bull and uppers. Paired with no sleep or showering LAL
** Quinn Snyder looks like a young Robert Patrick LAL
** Snyder looking psycopathic as usual. MIN
— My boyfriend and I always joke that he’s actually Patrick Bateman … I think it’s just his regular face tbh
** Quin Snyder looking like part of wolf of wall street POR
— bet his wife sleeps with her phone
** Quinn Snyder eats babies GSW
** Quin Snyder reminds me of the Mad Hatter GSW
** Quin Snyder looks like the bad cop from Terminator 2. But instead of chasing down John Conner throughout the movie, he found the area they had been keeping the confiscated meth and life hit him hard. OKC
** Quin. Snyder looks like a fucking Sith lord DAL
** he looks like the guy at the head shop in a suit, discreetly buying detox solution for a piss test DEN
** Jazz coach looks like a 19th century composer DEN
** Quin Snyder looks like an evil mastermind DEN
** Why Quin Synder look like a mortician MIL
** Quin Snyder looks like a Gremlin PHO
— Gremlins look like Quin Snyder
** Quin schnyder as The X-Files monster of the week Eugene Victor Tooms LAL
** Utah’s coach reminds me of Lyle Lovett HOU
** Quinn Snyder looking like Patrick Bateman while he was putting an axe through Paul Allen’s face D: HOU
** Quin Snyder looks like a mad scientist haha HOU
** Quin looks like he owns a discount strip club. HOU
** Quin Snyder sells snake oil HOU
** Quin looks like a banker who has been on an all-night cocaine bender. HOU
— what do you mean looks like
— So Rick Pitino?
** Quin looks like the Saw puppet came to life HOU
** Quin Snyder is a human cigarette HOU
** Quin Snyder looks like the real dad in any movie from the 90’s trying to take back his son from his mom and step dad after riding in on a motorcycle with cigarette in mouth before mom remarries HOU


** Utah coach be looking like a Bond villain TOR
** The Utah coach looks like he should be an action movie villain TOR
** Does anyone else think that Quin Snyder looks like he could be a Bond villain? SAC
— More like a villain from a book
** he looks more and more like a bat man villain each year. SAC
** He looks like the scarecrow from batman begins SAC
** Quin Snyder always looks like an evil villain with that hair. GSW
** Quin Snyder needs to be a villain in a Marvel movie GSW
** Quin Snyder looks like a James Bond villain GSW
— Don’t he? Or a villain from a stop-motion Wes Anderson film
** Quinn Snyder looks like a villain from a superhero comic. DAL
** Quin Snyder would make a great Batman movie villain. DEN
** He is a pretty creepy looking dude. Looks like he’d be the bad guy in a crime show. TOR
** villain of a SD action movie. DAL
** Utah’s coach is up to something. Looks like a villain in a Batman movie. DAL
** Quin Snyder could be a bond villain BOS
** He looks like an Evil and Older tom holland. BOS
** Shifty supervillain but with a noble backstory SAC
** Jazz coach looks like a bond villain lmao SAC
** The Jazz’s coach looks like a villain from some 80’s movie IND
** Quinn Snyder has that supervillian bone structure. IND
** He looks like every villain in an action movie BKN
** Obligatory Quin Snyder Evil villain coment CHA
** Quin Snyder looks like a game of thrones villain OKC
— Roose Bolton lookin ass
** Quinn Snyder looks like a movie villain. PHI
** Jazz coach looks like a Bond villain god damn PHI
** Quin Snyder be looking like the joker TOR
** Snyder looks like a Disney villain TOR
** man Snyder lookin like a villain from a bond movie. DEN
** Quin Snyder looks a lot like the Joker from Batman. MIN
** I will never get over the Jazz head coach looking like a villain from an action movie. HOU
** Is it just me or does quin snyder looks like the guy in a movie who is obviously the bad guy trying not to look like the bad guy PHO
** The Jazz coach looks like a bad guy in an 80s movie. OKC
** Jazz coach looks like a guy on the brink of a nervous breakdown, right before he turns into the Joker OKC
** Utah’s coach looks like a villain from 1910. HOU
** quin snyder looks like that evil scientist guy from spiderman HOU
— Willem Dafoe


** Gives me a willem dafoe green goblin feel SAC
** Green goblin TOR
** Green goblin looking ass OKC
** Quin Synder is just straight up Norman Osborn. Like, how is he not playing the Green Goblin in every spider man movie? HOU
** LOL snyder looks like green goblin after clonazepam POR
** Green Goblin of the NBA NYK
** Snyder looks like the green goblin PHO

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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G5: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 25, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

A win won’t satisfy me, I want Rox to DESTROY Jazz’s soul.
Posted by hundred cs on Apr 24, 2019 | 6:01 PM

we need to DESTROY utah anything less than a 25 point blowout will be disappointing
Posted by aminthepm on Apr 24, 2019 | 5:55 PM

Hope those in attendance
boo D Mitchell every time he touches the ball just like the Jazz fans did Harden. But that was soooo classless.

Posted by Rocky Mtn Texan on Apr 24, 2019 | 6:04 PM

Harden with a nightmare start
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:21 PM

Fucking Hell Harden
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:23 PM

Also, Royce ONeal is basically Draymond Green.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:25 PM

Harden is doing his best Westbrook impersonation.
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:25 PM

I really don’t want to buy into Harden being a playoff choker, but…….
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:27 PM

DMF in full effect. Harden not getting the call on the other end.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:29 PM

this crowd fucking sucks
Posted by aminthepm on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:47 PM

They’re not even half as loud as Utah was
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:47 PM

What else is new
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:49 PM


Stop letting Joe Ingles and Jae Crowder blow by you, Rockets.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:52 PM

Every series, no matter the round
Harden gets progressively worse as it goes on. It’s unexplainable.

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:54 PM

Harden booooooo
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:59 PM

Gobert has totally crawled into their heads. That’s sad.
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 24, 2019 | 7:59 PM

Lol fuck this shitty team
This team will get trashed by the warriors

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:00 PM

How on earth can I dispute people who tell me Harden is a playoff choker?
What do I point to? What do I say? Or do I stop talking about him with other people and just cover my ears?

Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:02 PM

No way this team is better than last years. Harden is really pissing me off. I defend him so much and this is how he repays me.
Posted by HTowngirl15 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:04 PM

FUCK CROWDER FLOPPING ASS
Posted by aminthepm on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:09 PM

Nice finish to the half.
Posted by chuckiepoo on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:09 PM

Let’s fucking go!
Stop playing with that garbage ass team!

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:10 PM


Good news is that there is only 1 gobert in the whole league who can alter shots like that so harden can’t play any worse against other teams
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:12 PM

Rubio is a bitch
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:28 PM

Energy picked up, great start to the half
not playing like lackadaisical bitches anymore

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:29 PM

Thats wtf I’m talking about!!
Utah is nothing compared to us. Keep your foot on the gas boys and just gooooooo

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:29 PM

And just like that we’re up 12. Gotta keep it up though. Can’t give a great defensive team confidence. Kill them!! Sweep the leg!! Out of commission! Get a body bag!!!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:30 PM

RUBIO IS A BITCH
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:33 PM

Can we confirm Gobert isn’t in the paint for 10 seconds without guarding anyone?
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:39 PM

Apparently Gobert is DPOY by never leaving the paint
3 seconds doesn’t exist anymore

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:39 PM

I have lost any respect that I had for the jazz
What a pathetic flopping team all around. I have never seen so many flop attempts in my entire life. These losers should have been t’d up multiple times already. Absolutely terrible. EG looks like he never flops compare to these idiots

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:52 PM

That team is build based on flop.
Posted by hundred cs on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:53 PM

Jazz fans are heavily into projection with their ‘flopper’ chants at Harden
Rubio
Ingles
Crowder
Nieto
Mitchell
Just about the only Jazz whom I haven’t noticed flop tonight are Gobert and O’Neale. I probably just missed those plays.

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:54 PM

It’s part of what makes them one of the worst fanbases in the league
That and they are a bunch of racists

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 8:55 PM


Harden is choking again
Posted by loydyboi on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:01 PM

boy can we try to guard Oneal a little?
Posted by NVP on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:07 PM

Lol Mitchell gets so many more calls then harden its hilarious
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:08 PM

Boy Harden, I know you have 5 fouls
but damn play better D

Posted by NVP on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:18 PM

He cant
The refs want him out of the game

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:19 PM

Poetic justice. Mitchell misses clutch again
Posted by nojoke on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:24 PM

Bad Monta Jr tonight
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:25 PM

There has been 24 quarters in this series
he’s been bad Monta for 22 of them.

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:29 PM

Crowder going cry in the car
Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:24 PM

Donovan Mitchell just walks off the floor? Come on, man. Be better than that.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:26 PM

And THAT’S why there was absolutely no need to boo Mitchell everytime he touched the ball
Doesn’t deserve the star treatment.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Rox should take the Clippers seriously. I have zero respect to Jazz but I have tremendous respect to Clippers.
Posted by hundred cs on Apr 24, 2019 | 9:27 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

ST012Mi
LOL why so EMPTY?!?!?!

rocketsballin1
high school football playoffs

H-TownDown
Our arena is empty as fuck.

ZeroMaverickHOU
OMG where is our crowd! FUCKERS GET IN YOUR SEATS

rocketsballin1
call me crazy but 8-0 is a good way to start a closeout game

121910
Where are our fans?!? SMH

Sweet_Baby_Cheesus
No excuse for the stadium to be over half empty at the start of a clinch game in the playoffs

121910
This is like G League attendance

CruzControls
it’s official we are winning 112-0

Virus277
Wow, there’s literally no one there 😅😅😅

vox-anarch
The empty seats are not a good look. Damn.

SarcasticCarebear
FUCK THE JIZZ

romyd
utah fans at home with no arena security proudly chanting words ending in R

IWonFriendsWithSalad
The lower bowl is embarrassing.


hithereitstim
Why is it so empty

rocketsballin1
zimbabwe minor league football playoffs

HelioFilter
Serious question – why are the stands so empty?

DrewBreesiana
Astros game and a Political rally or something. Probably will pile in soon

SeimaNoKouseki
Our fans suck. We aren’t the only city in the world that has traffic yet every other team has full arenas from the tip for playoff games. Inexcusable

at_work_safe_acct
I agree, but there is also a political rally and a baseball game in close proximity.

tantornado
Why hasn’t anyone addressed the fact that our crowd is so damn quiet?

doug1717
Cause its empty

TheHeardTheorem
What an utter embarrassment our crowd is! What. The. Fuck.

TakeoRey
Traffic is a bitch right now

westbest23
Where are the fans?? Jesus fuck what an embarrassment

Briand2714
Yeah it’s supposed to rain tonight

JHouFCh
Stop making excuses for the shitty crowd. The crowd is always wack as fuck.

westbest23
We making the miami heat fans look like die hards. Smdh


nintony1337
That floater not gonna hit with gobert lanky ass

H-townwx91
Lol what are we doing this game should be 30-4 at this point

uwill1der
We are playing trash offense and should be up by 10

ZeroMaverickHOU
James…better get your shit right

Tbrex1386
Harden is pissing me off. He’s playing like he doesn’t care and making lots of really stupid decisions. I need him to reign it in cause this is driving me nuts.

Jdkdksk
Shut up

mixmastersang
Our arena is like a funeral compared to Utah

totalvirg
Harden absolutely killed the momentum we built in the beginning fuck. looking like westbrook out here

PorkyWombat
Here goes Harden choking again. I’m so sick of this shit

SeimaNoKouseki
Harden is pure ass tonight. Just looks like shit all around.

polierburr
Who’s dick I gotta suck to get the refs to give harden calls

KDs_FakeAccount
Harden got the clint aids virus?

LordCarlos23
Harden choking again smh

Euphonious36
Refs calling it one sided fucking again. Probably because our home crowd is pathetic and can’t get them emotional

Euphonious36
We are fucking bad now. Get it the fuck together

Sabinr13
19 fucking points in the 1st quarter. Good god this team looks weak af and the crowd is fucking trash

alexhoyer
It’s fucking embarassing how empty the arena is. Where are all the fans??

BaronZoltaK
Fucking Harden with 0 points


kms51493
Quin Snyder looks like the real dad in any movie from the 90’s trying to take back his son from his mom and step dad after riding in on a motorcycle with cigarette in mouth before mom remarries

enjoythementos
Crowder is a bitch

LordCarlos23
Ingles looks like a crackhead

JordanHerald5
Rockets look like shit

nonetimeaccount
HOW IS EVERY CALL AGAINST US? EVERY TIME. CALL THIS SHIT BOTH WAYS YOU BLIND FUCKS.

nintony1337
This is ass

anuzi
Why are we playing like bitches man, it looks like the Jazz are a better team right now

LeviLips
Carmelo can provide a spark off the bench

PorkyWombat
These floaters are dumb as fuck at this point against the fucking DPOY

Dark22tj
All I ask for is to not lose to Jae Crowder and Ricky Rubio again is that too much

LockItDown
If James could stop fucking choking, that would be awesome. Jesus Christ dude

Royalution124
You guys don’t realize how Jazz are the Number 1 defense since post-ASB

Dark22tj
Doesn’t excuse us from forcing floaters on a 7’2, 7’9 wingspan DPOY center

JHouFCh
Driving into a concrete wall while going 100mph sounds better for my health than watching this god damn game

SeimaNoKouseki
Alright fuck off James. I can’t defend this shit dude. You’re choking

mixmastersang
Bring back Melo


AstrosNation
why are we like this. WHY CAN’T WE GET AN EASY WIN FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES?????!!!!!

AaronRodgers16
Eliminate both teams for this

Euphonious36
Crowder is such a worse floppier than anyone we have on the team.

2Talloperator
HELL YEAH JAMES! SHUT THESE CRY BABIES UP!!!

Shir0_
THE MVP IS NOW IN THE BUILDING

Kingsimbaa11
Fuck that gay shit outta here royce

WhoBeCreepin
I don’t want another fucking jazz fan to EVER call another player a flopper again. Bunch of racist idiots. Crowder can go straight to hell.

ZeroMaverickHOU
Wow our crowd can really get loud…when they fucking want to. Lazy ass fuckers.

TimelyCandy
We look sad as hell even after that run to end the half

Beastage
It’s so clear that the Jazz are overmatched. We have 4 of the best 5 offensive players in this series.

nicksnice
do we have the worst home crowd in the playoffs? its halftime and there are still rows of seats with the free shirts draped over them..
same story every year.

AaronRodgers16
Rockets could literally place five slices of American Kraft Cheese out on the court and still be leading at half against the Jazz


ST012Mi
lol I thought Grayson Allen was a ball boy getting up shots

nonetimeaccount
TRUST IN HARDEN OR GTFO

Shir0_
MVP 🔥 🔥 🔥

willydp123
Yeah the Jazz in trouble

JHouFCh
AAHHHHHHHHH SUCK CAPELAS DICK FROM THE BACK RUDY

nonetimeaccount
FUCK YO DPOY

slyguy183
We don’t look like shit anymore!

ST012Mi
21-3 run!!!

nintony1337
Kraft cheese slices

circuitcrash
When Rubio shoots a 3 you just know that shit is takin a siesta mid-air

Jesr216
Wow I went to go take a shit during halftime and when I get back we’re shitting all over Utah? I like

Nolaplayer93
Go back!

Cinnabonz
Keep taking a shit.

Kingsimbaa11
Keep shitting

Euphonious36
Rubio is such a soft little shit.

ReversalTheory
People give Rockets a hard time with Harden flopping, but the entire Utah team is full of fucking floppers

Tbrex1386
For real tho, fuck these refs. They’re calling everything on us. So annoying

Deviuz
our crowd is dead conpared to utah’s


Dark22tj
lmao Harden you aren’t getting calls, SO STOP FORCING CONTACT

yooston
have we done the annual why are there empty seats at a playoff game discussion?

yooston
It’s so embarrassing

Burner3232
O’Neill only one keeping them in this game

gstratton27
In conclusion, I wish we had Royce O’Neal

2Talloperator
Mitchell needs a new nickname. Shit sounds like a 13 year old came up with it

SarcasticCarebear
I just realized I look a lot like Joe Ingles when I play basketball. Except I’m shorter, fatter, not as good, and my face is different.

bilbobimbopoophead
Stop trying to flop your way to a 7 game series you fucks

slyguy183
Jazz have flopped so much in this series, that was so lame by Niang

circuitcrash
Fuck Niang who the fuck even is he

schnykeees
cp3 and missing quarter ending FGA name a more iconic duo

SuperYusri500
Jazz players and flopping

enjoythementos
The jazz are all flopping bitches. Literally nazi Germany

ladyiverson54
Hate the Jazz but you have to give their coach Quinn credit for finding ways to slow down Houston offense and making adjustments. Dude is a good coach.

Dimes_from_CP3
YO WTF ARE WE DOING

Tbrex1386
Wow what the fuck is this shit. This is atrocious

TheBeardedOne123
Ref won’t even listen to Harden yelling to him :/

vox-anarch
Harden choking man

kryzyk
We should bench harden

mixmastersang
Chris Paul contract looking awful right now

Dark22tj
THIS IS PATHETIC


HighLikeUhAttic
Why do our fans blow at games? People just stare instead of cheering smh

enjoythementos
Ingles is a flopping bitch

DannyPhentom
Is Rubio the second incarnation of michael jordan?!?!?!?! Wtf

Straitwreckn
Watching Rubio shoot causes cancer

bilbobimbopoophead
Ingles has an ugly shot

nintony1337
To match his face

Euphonious36
Rubio and I have same jumpshot form. That’s why when he makes shots I’m genuinely surprised

sohummm
Thank god for CP3.

King_reggie
This is why we pay him the big bucks

3icepwn
FUCK THE REFS

Dark22tj
Mitchell been missing that floater like that all series and going to the line for existing

3icepwn
RUBIO IS A BITCH

SuperYusri500
FUCK THESE REFS

bilbobimbopoophead
We know refs will be against us in a series against the warriors but you wouldn’t think they’d screw us here too

DrewBreesiana
Fuck these refs

Batman1234567891
These refs are straight garbage


Dark22tj
Holy shit Jae Crowder is fucking us

ManShutUp
Fucking Rubio probably does doggystyle with his wife with himself in front – cant wait for that gimmick defense to go on vacation

Wematanye_92
Capela out rebounded by Mitchell twice. Pathetic man.

JHouFCh
My god we’re gonna get washed by Golden State

thegoatishere
I feel like I’m gonna fight Jae crowder in my dreams tonight

HJ2K43
Mitchell choking more than a baby does on big pieces of food

Hard4Harden
James got me hard as a diamond in an ice storm

nintony1337
Fuck the jaZz

MeagerCycle
Fuck the jazz

Beastage
Crowder is the most smug player who doesnt back it up

HJ2K43
Mitchell MVP choke master

HJ2K43
Lmao choke city, Utah

Goodspeed742
Get fucked Utah!!

DrewBreesiana
Sick of looking at that fucking wack ass ponytail. Fuck Rubio. Fuck the Jazz. Let’s go clippers.

shameless_chicken
Jae Crowder the most annoying player in the NBA

Dyny1
We coming for you clippers

LeBronTheLaker
DONOVAN WHERE IS MY HANDSHAKE!?!?!

ReversalTheory
Mitchell just walked off lol

guamfrisson
Can we get Oneal and Crowther for House and Clark?

ladyiverson54
Man Utah played rockets great. Gotta give them credit but after all that I’m just gon say FTJ

22mechengr22
Jazz for real got their shit together defensively after Game 2. We’re lucky they didn’t figure it out quicker.

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets R1G4: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 23, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Let’s get it
Get out the brooms bois

Posted by aminthePM on Apr 22, 2019 | 9:38 PM

So it’s Jazz WWE again? Fun
Posted by Xiane on Apr 22, 2019 | 9:55 PM

Defense awful
completely awful.

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Wow. They’ll call anything on Houston.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:09 PM

Wow its rigged
No point in watching

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:09 PM

Lol we look like absolute crap
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:11 PM

Haha! Late ass whistle right there. They remembered the DMF.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:17 PM

If only Harden got the same whistle as Mitchell
Posted by TEXANalytics on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:19 PM

well given how bad that quarter went 8 point deficite is not bad
Posted by RollingWave on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:20 PM

Utah may have Tony Brothers on their side, but we have our own Tony Brothers; Mike and Dan Tony.
Posted by Sugs on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:20 PM

Literally a whistle every jazz possession
Posted by TEXANalytics on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:26 PM

FUCKING SCORE THE BASKETBALL DUMBASSES
Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:26 PM


Jazz are executing on offense. Looking great. Good on them.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:26 PM

Meanwhile, Idk what the hell we’re doing
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:27 PM

Jazz playing superb help defense.
Posted by Robncypress57 on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:29 PM

Rubio is the mvp of the game so far
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:36 PM

No seriously, the Jazz are playing great defense
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:39 PM

I want the Rockets to close this out in front of that crowd soooo badly.
Sustained boo’ing at Harden for as long as he has the ball. Cheering like they won the championship when he misses a shot.
Total garbage antics.

Posted by OneManBlitz on Apr 22, 2019 | 10:57 PM

If the Jazz had a star to boo
I wonder how their fans would feel if the Houston crowd treated him the same way. I’m with Russ on this one, Utah fans are classless trash. No, I don’t feel bad for saying it.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:00 PM

This is true, and
they always have been.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:01 PM

I’m convinced it’s because they have no other outlet
So they unleash all their pent up naughtiness in a mob setting

Posted by TEXANalytics on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:09 PM

that O’neale guy is a pretty solid player
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:16 PM

Yep
I hate him

Posted by Astro Army on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:18 PM


Wow. Refs starting to even the whistles early. Gobert has 4 now. Bye bye.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:22 PM

I’m losing respect for DM with how much he flops
Get him out of Utah please

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:25 PM

He was bound to learn eventually with Rubio and Ingles.
Posted by Sugs on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:27 PM

Fantastic start to the 4th by Mitchell and the Jazz.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:42 PM

Mitchell forcefield activated
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:46 PM

DMF engaged
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:46 PM

Oh no, it’s Good Monta.
Bad time for him to show up.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:48 PM

That crowd is deafening
Posted by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:49 PM

It pisses me off, tbh.
Wish Toyota Center would ever get like that.

Posted by Sugs on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:50 PM

Royce ONeal acting like Draymond. Does like 2 nice things and acts like he’s the shit.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 22, 2019 | 11:55 PM


Lol they have the trashiest fan base I’ve ever seen
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:05 AM

Why are these guys acting like they haven’t just had the shit beat out of them three game in a row?
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:05 AM

Utah crowd thinks they won the Finals.
Rather than avoided a sweep.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:06 AM

That is their Finals
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:06 AM

For them, winning even 1 game against the Rockets
is as close as they’ll ever get to the Finals, so they might as well celebrate.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:07 AM

Get out of this cult city.
Im white, but this arena has an uncomfortable amount of white people lol.

Posted by martymouse on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:07 AM

I was wondering what seemed off with this crowd.
You nailed it

Posted by PastoriniMariota on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:10 AM

I play a game with my buddy when we watch any game at Utah. Try finding a minority in the crowd thats a fan, not an arena employee or team employee.
Its way harder than you think.

Posted by martymouse on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:13 AM

Imagine that.
A city that is almost 50 percent of a religion that only allowed black people in 1978, is majority white.

Posted by Sugs on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:11 AM

Wearing white shirts.
not creepy. at all.

Posted by OneManBlitz on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:16 AM


One thing I do notice. For a team down 3-1
They taunt and talk a lot of shit. I want them obliterated next game.

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:08 AM

Players and fans alike
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:10 AM

Did they really just release ribbons?
Posted by Kirk Canada on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:09 AM

I don’t really hate the Jazz as a team. They don’t whine and talk smack like the GSW. Mitchell seems like a nice dude and plays hard.
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:17 AM

I can’t take you seriously anymore
Gobert and co are the biggest bunch of baby whiners in the league besides donkey. Mitchell is a flop-head who’s being corrupted by playing in such an evil city.

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:19 AM

There are plenty of things we sucked at tonight.
But I think this is one of those times I just have to give credit to the Jazz. They played well.

Posted by PastoriniMariota on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:18 AM

agreed
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:19 AM

For sure.
I had some problems with the way the first half was officiated, but the Jazz 100% earned it in the 4th quarter. The deserve all the credit in the world for avoiding the sweep.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 23, 2019 | 12:21 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.


vernszn
FTJ boys lets get this sweep

lilpaki
BROOM BROOM

mcrump257
Ironic that utah is going all white

htownmama
Whoa…poor choice choosing to go “white out” shirts in the crowd Jazz.

itallblends
Better than all red, straight rockets colors behind the hoop on both sides in game 3.

thegoatishere
Things are looking very……white

PotRoastMyDudes
The Jazz players or uniforms???

thegoatishere
That, that, and the fans 😂

JesseJaymz
Maybe Utah should stay away from white outs for a couple weeks…

usefulmoron
Klan meeting?

theKITHpodcast
Rubio has a punchable face. Hair is rediculous. Should be banned from the NBA

theep3
i thought he was kinda good looking


DrewBreesiana
Fuck these refs already

glockout40
Holy shit, is everyone white in Utah? Lmao

SodaCanBob
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a minority Mormon to be honest.

Kingsimbaa11
Utah crowd look absolutely ridiculous haha

Deviuz
wtf how is jae crowder going off like this

FreddyMacDaddy
Jesus is that Jae Crowder or Kevin Durant

Kingsimbaa11
Do utah fans realise Mitchell isn’t white?

RonburgundyZ
Utah crowd lookin like people in that leftover tv show

AstrosNation
and we’re back to fucking sucking. WAKE UP GUYS

joestos
Refs trying to give this one to Utah… we all knew this would happen

Euphonious36
Lol making that arena full of racists super happy rn


JesseJaymz
We look like shit

Sit_Outside
We going to have to win this game without any calls. Fuck I hate the fucking Jazz.

Sit_Outside
Follow up: I fucking hate Rubios stupid face.

nintony1337
So fucking sloppy

ReversalTheory
The fix is in. Every call going Utah’s way

kryzyk
Winning in 5 is fine

DeshandreWatkins
Wtf are we doing

121910
Offense and defense so trash rn

FortressMost
Tony brothers is the Donald Trump of NBA refs

theKITHpodcast
Korver looks like a Ken doll

22mechengr22
The Utah fan base is strange looking 👀

Royalution124
Mitchell is untouchable

IM-NOT-SALTY
The crowd looks primed for a klan rally


sleal
Why are we ass

Chris_Paul_3
What if the crowd started chanting the N word ?

hardcorelacour
Damn these refs.. damn them all to Utah.

usefulmoron
Jazz fans brought their magic underwear tonight

BeanBone
Looks like they got the magic outerwear on too.

Kingsimbaa11
Anyone else see that one black dude in the crowd behind the jazz bench?

srb94
I don’t even hate the Jazz players at all, they’re actually a pretty likable team overall. It’s these fans…. I just want them to be sad. I want them to feel the shame of the sweep.

Dramatika
I wonder how many of these crowd members bear the title wizard

FortressMost
This Utah crowd hates their lives so, so much.

PotRoastMyDudes
You would too if you could only hit it missionary

FortressMost
Other 5 wives bitching at you from the other rooms…

Chris_Paul_3
If I’m a African American player on the Jazz team I would ask for a trade tbh. I wouldn’t want to play for a home crowd that says racist shit towards the opposing team.


inshamblesx
How are we not getting blown out

pRp666
Utah isn’t very good.

thegoatishere
Imagine paying top dollar to be front row at a jazz game. That’s like going to a 5 star restaurant to be served mcdonalds.

SeimaNoKouseki
Jazz have so many floppers on their team. How are they not more hated? Oh, it’s because it’s Utah and nobody gives a fuck about Utah

FathomSwank
imagine living in utah

manofconviction
Soooo many old white people in this crowd

theKITHpodcast
That’s all of Utah lmao

luked22
so many white people in utah

FortressMost
Where’s the Utah slob “FLOPPER FLOPPER FLOPPER” chant for cotton candy soft flopping bitch Crowder???

plznobamboozle
Rubio threw his head back, literally mussolini!!

Harden-Soul
I have so much respect for Rudy Gobert. Imagine if he had the defensive teammates that Giannis has. He might be able to lead a team to 65+ wins on defense alone.

azr0021
Utah Jazz are pretty unwatchable. All they do is shoot FTs and miss wide open 3pt shots

Corrupt_Arrow
Down by 6 at half, yea we got this game

TheHeardTheorem
The life has been sucked out of the crowd. They used up all the magic left in their underwear and realize they about to get the Ned Stark treatment

EarlyTree
Jazz are fucking boring to watch omg their offense is pure ass

Xpo14
Wow wow wow wow, that half time show. So WHITE


nonetimeaccount
HOW THOSE ASSHOLES FEELING, JAZZ FANS? TIGHTENING UP A LITTLE?

BradGroux
Nah, their deacons make sure their assholes are nice and loose.

inshamblesx
WE GOT THE LEAD

nonetimeaccount
DANTE’S 9TH LEVEL OF HELL IS A GAME OF HORSE BETWEEN RUBIO AND WESTBROOK

manofconviction
Gobert has such a punchable face

mr401k
Quin wants his guys to play the gimmick defense on James and the players are probably rolling their eyes in their head lol

NicholasVillars
Quin looks like he owns a discount strip club.

astro_eng
Are the Jazz dancers in burkas?

HARPOfromNSYNC
Dance in the fourth quarter?! Is that even allowed in Utah?!

MyWifeLeftMelol
finally we getting some suspect calls our way

infinitecontessa
Imagine Jae Crowder being the guy keeping your team in the game.

The_3rd_Iteration
lmao listen to those angry crackers behind the announcers table

FortressMost
I want these crackers going him as pissed as they were when Obama was elected

Makethisadream
Rubio looks like a poor mans Jared Leto circa 2006


Shir0_
T MINUS 12 minutes till SWEEP OFF

MiyaharaAce
Lets get this sweep bois
fuck jazz fans so salty

seanchump
Quin Snyder sells snake oil

BradGroux
Quin looks like a banker who has been on an all-night cocaine bender.

kileel
what do you mean looks like

Whydidideletemyaccou
So Rick Pitino?

sleal
Quin looks like the Saw puppet came to life

infinitecontessa
Quin Snyder is a human cigarette

mr401k
It’s 2019…how does a city/state manage to stay that vanilla.

contactfive
Because Mormons are racist.

H-TownDown
The Mormon church has a racist history. It’s that simple.

chinesef000d
I mean, would you want to live in Utah?

Logan3610
There isn’t a fan base i hate more than the jazz fan base


shameless_chicken
Wtf is this quarter

SodaCanBob
We’re sucking dick all the sudden.

mooop22
Well that got outta hand fast

yossariancathcart
Fuck. We were due for this kind of game from Mitchell

nonetimeaccount
fuck it. this shit don’t matter any way. we’ll get them at home.

I_Meme_Business
Mitchell has a lot of heart. Respect.

pythagoras_gonzalez
In this arena, the only ppl of color are on the court. It’s, it’s amazing

nickybshoes
That is a sea of white. My god

nonetimeaccount
THE BEST PART IS THE JAZZ FANS WILL NOW HAVE 48 HOURS WITH A LITTLE HOPE IN THEIR HEART. AND WE GET TO CRUSH IT.

enjoythementos
jazz fans gonna be bragging about this ONE win for years if they win

AaronRodgers16
Flexing down 3-0 lmao


hardcorelacour
Onto game 5, fuck the Jazz in their Jazzy assholes.

Krahn8
Nothing but respect for Mitchell, he’s a great young gun who will continue to dominate for years. They better hold on tight to him.

SodaCanBob
Jazz won this game because of white privilege.

I_Meme_Business
These Mormons sure got jokes given that their religion and lives are a fucking lie

grant_ward_
okay gentlemen’s sweep. god utah fans are so annoying

mfrank27
Why are these jazz fans so excited? It’s still a 3-1 series.

FIFAPLAYAH
man i woudlnt even be mad but i really hate these dumb ass utah fans. the harden flopper chants, the racism.. it’s just another level
they’re like the jags fans of the nba, you’re not good enough to be assholes

2Talloperator
Let them get hype over one win. It’s cute

mwe_1991
It could be worse. At least we don’t live in Utah.

DejounteSweatshirt
Donavon is nappy as fuck

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets R1G3: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 21, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

lets go rox
lets take this party to UTAHHHHHHH

Posted by OhioAstrosFan on Apr 20, 2019 | 8:44 PM

Utah is the place where parties go to die.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 8:46 PM

My lord, it’s loud as fuck.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 20, 2019 | 9:44 PM

This is already one of those games
FUCK YOU CROWDER

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 9:47 PM

Keep booing you inbred fucks
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 9:51 PM

HOW MANY OPEN 3s ARE WE GONNA GIVE UP TO JOE 44% INGLES!?!?!
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 20, 2019 | 9:54 PM

The orange Jazz uniforms and logos
are a technicolor, gradient, “wtf is this” nightmare. my eyes are bleeding. Is there anything about the Jazz that does not read: abomination?

Posted by htownmark on Apr 20, 2019 | 9:57 PM

That gradient was originally an Astros color scheme.
Posted by chuckiepoo on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:03 PM

Such absolute bullshit
They’ve gotten every call

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:04 PM

Gobert playing some amazing defense.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:06 PM

That’s pretty funny
Jazz didn’t want to pony up for shirts for the whole arena, so they just gave them to the lower bowl so it looks okay on TV.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:08 PM

The Take Note shirts fans are wearing…um, they look more like Rocket red! Hm..!
Posted by Robncypress57 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:09 PM


Uh oh, it’s Good Monta.
Where all the stupid shit goes in.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:12 PM

I will be surprised if Mitchell keeps shooting well all game
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:26 PM

The Jazz aren’t even playing particularly well
we’re just playing terribly. The fact that we’re only down two speaks to the talent gap between these two teams.

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:19 PM

Defense better clean the fuck up
Or were gonna lose this by 10+

Posted by DmoHtx on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:28 PM

Harden, step it the fuck up, c’mon!
Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:28 PM

Ok Harden…
You need to fucking step it up

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:35 PM

Terrible Harden, wake the fuck up!
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:35 PM

Snyder couldn’t be a coach for Harden
He’d be flying off the handle every play

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:37 PM

He’d have died.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:41 PM

The Mitchell Forcefield is really becoming an issue.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:45 PM

Words do not describe the half I just saw from James Harden
an all time stinker

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:50 PM

Fuck you Harden
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:49 PM


Wow Gobert is being an absolute monster today
Posted by Traveler94 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:51 PM

I’m so fucking pissed
Harden is playing like a bitch and the refs are giving them everything right now.

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 10:59 PM

I wonder if they give the Jazz 50 FT’s
to keep them in the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:06 PM

Too cute on the break.
This MFing Mitchell Forcefield would make Kobe blush.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:07 PM

Seriously Jazz fans can’t say shit about FT’s ever again
after this shit. That is literally the only thing keeping them in the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:09 PM

OMG – can we have that call?
Forcefield. The only thing that can save Utah.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:11 PM

Okay I have HAD it with this Donovan Mitchell forcefield. This is ridiculous. He’s going to the line every time he shoots.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:11 PM

Yo, Mitchell is going full Wade in the Finals against us
he literally cannot be touched

Posted by NVP on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:12 PM

How many fouls can a ref call? Jazz fans were bitching about refs pre series. They’ve gotten everything all series.
Posted by martymouse on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:14 PM

It’s a 6 point game, and
FT’s are literally the only thing keeping the Jazz in the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:18 PM


Maybe it’s party withdrawal that is
fucking with Harden. He’s not used to being in lame ass cities like SLC for that long.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:22 PM

Gobert shoved Gordon into Mitchell and
he goes to the line….

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:23 PM

Forcefield
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:24 PM

Hey Xiane, looks like we got bad Monte like you said we might
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:24 PM

Not if he gets a forcefield.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:24 PM

DMF (Donovan Mitchell Forcefield)
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:24 PM

Again!!! DMF
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:25 PM

I’ve honestly never seen anything like this in a playoff game before
it’s every posession

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:25 PM

Fuck Utah.
Scumbag mother fuckers.
Dickhead Utah fans booing after their guy tackles Harden.
Hook is going to be quick tonight.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:27 PM

Fuck O’Neale
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:27 PM

Eject that fucking clown
Posted by Astro Army on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:28 PM

Same old Utah
uniforms change, people change, Utah Jazz being dirty will never change

Posted by NVP on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:29 PM


So the Rockets have the lead and the ball
in a game in which our best player is 0-14 and the officiating is a disgrace to the NBA.
LOL

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:33 PM

The Jazz are playing insane defense tonight.
Truly

Posted by eastman88 on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:36 PM

Absolutely, they’ve had some amazing open field tackles.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:36 PM

Man the officiating is over the top one sided.
Basically this kind of fuckery is Utah’s only chance to keep it a close game. These officials are an embarrassment to the league…..but they were sent by the league to do exactly this.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:39 PM

Rubio flopping his ass off
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:40 PM

Ingles is one whiny MFer.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 20, 2019 | 11:41 PM

Fucking play some defense Harden
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:00 AM

I thought you were aware of the foul situation.
Posted by martymouse on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:01 AM

And the Mitchell Forcefield
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:01 AM

He can’t, his man has a force field.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:01 AM


The refs 100% realize they were on BS in the 3rd Q. They haven’t called a foul on us this Q.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:10 AM

Haha haha!!! “Refs you suck”??? The refs are literally the only reason the Jazz are even in this thing.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:14 AM

Wide open and a choke job by Mitchell
Posted by tblue01 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:21 AM

Didn’t Jazz fans tell us he’s like….way better this year?
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:26 AM

That’s why I call him Diet Westbrook!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:21 AM

Monta Jr.
He’s kind of a crap passer, Westbrook knows how to pass off what he creates, if not much else.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:22 AM

HAHAHA!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU JAZZ!

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:22 AM

Lmfao how the fuck do you lose a rigged game?!?!
Wow you have to be bad

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:22 AM

How. The. Fuck. Does. Mitchell. Get. That. Open?
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:21 AM

Rewatched the play
Gobert did a Malone on Drexler to Rivers.

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:23 AM

Ew, it’s 103-99
the final against the Jazz game 7 in 2007

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 21, 2019 | 12:22 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

professorbooty25
Jazz fans are by far the dumbest fans in the league. FTJ!

Briand2714
Man its packed in there

ZeroMaverickHOU
Why can’t we be this loud?

theKITHpodcast
More wives per husband means more volume per family in attendance

chinesef000d
God that crowd is ducking pale

Shir0_
THE SUN SETS FOR THE JAZZ TONIGHT
A FITTING COURT FOR UTAH

nonetimeaccount
thanks for dressing the crowd in red and yellow, utah

theKITHpodcast
Lol does that flag say “take nut”

animal_backwards
It looks like somebody pissed on their court

chinesef000d
God damn these Utah fans are ugly as sin

coogie
Utah has some terrible uniforms

rockpileindisma
And people

dirk2654
They’re like a bad ripoff of the Astros jerseys

Erebus8
The jazz really trynna make the Astros Rainbow their thing…..Nah

DeerOnTheRocks
Seriously fuck em for that lol


Xiomaraff
Utah’s coach looks like a villain from 1910.

azr0021
Why the fuck would you CHOOSE to live in Utah?

HookEmHorns16
Multiple wives??

FortressMost
Your child bride necessitates it

chinesef000d
I mean, did you see them? Bunch of Becky’s and Karen’s in the crowd

echoblackecho
MORMONS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

Mr_PancakeMaster
THESE JAZZ FANS ARE SO CANCER WTF

FortressMost
The arrogant milquetoast dorks of the Utah fan base disgust me

DrewBreesiana
Racist Mormons don’t care about the environment. Their magic underwear will protect them.

chinesef000d
I would love to see Donovan Mitchell in literally any other team. These Utah fans don’t deserve him

WhiskeyDisco
…how do we get Donovan to town?

chinesef000d
Show him that we don’t have a racist ass fan base

not_a_rake1234
They only yelling flopper cause they think it’s a racial slur

TheHeardTheorem
Jazz fans acting like militia members at an Obama speech


enjoythementos
CROWDER IS HITLER

FortressMost
Ingles is a dirty bitch

SeimaNoKouseki
2 minutes in and already the worst reffed game I’ve ever seen

enjoythementos
WHAT THESE RACIST MORMONS BOOING FOR?????????????????

nintony1337
utah bout to start throwing N words

SuperYusri500
These people in the jazz crowd are fucking human garbage

lilpaki
Ingles looks like a high school teacher on Crack

Beezy_Beee
Band instructor

SuperYusri500
He’s toby from the office

chinesef000d
Jingles lookin like a meth head no teeth havin ass

I_Meme_Business
Its such a shame D-Mitchell has to play on the cult’s team.

MeagerCycle
Doris is shit tonight

SuperYusri500
Fuck that old ugly bitch


SeimaNoKouseki
I actually hate Jazz and their fans more than Golden State and theirs

o-Haii-Der
Utah fans are so whiny. Like just shut up and watch the game.

TheHeardTheorem
To be fair, their magic underwear is really itchy and makes them very irritable

TheHeardTheorem
Little known fact, before the Jazz move to Utah..it was just known as Lake City, Utah. After the ‘79-‘80 season (Only one season of constant bitching and moaning by delusional fans) it was officially changed to Salt Lake City

animal_backwards
People in Utah are fucking crazy. There is so much pent up rage

WhoBeCreepin
You misspelled sexual frustration.

chinesef000d
I bet all these Utah fans are related

Depwop
quit smoking meth joe

lpbiggie
My wife, who doesn’t watch much basketball:
“That’s announcers voice is terrible”
Me: that’s just doris burke
Her: that’s a womans voice?!

Ereyes18
Why did the Jazz coach look like he should be on Wolf of Wall Street high off his mind on cocaine

nintony1337
Cause he is

Rudy_Trollbert
Lol, look into Quinn’s history and it will all make sense

Ereyes18
Somehow this doesn’t surprise me. Lmao he’s always reaching into his coat pocket like he needs a fix


Rezdawg3
It’s really odd seeing Jazz fans cheer for a non-white player.

chinesef000d
I bet these fans thinks that mayonnaise is spicy

Shir0_
Refs are scared of Snyder

chinesef000d
Tbh, I’d be scared of his serial killer cannibal lookin ass too

Dash7277
Dude scary.

SchruteFarmsBeets_
If only our home games could be this loud

callowist
i thought Mormons were supposed to be nice… heavenly father will not like this.

FortressMost
If you like believers of a religion that says black people have dark skin because Satan cursed them that was debunked contemporaneously as it was founded

bogoboy420
Jazz fans about to start chanting the n word at the rockets

vanburenboys
Lol Doris riding that jazz dick hard

oldreddit1
She was always trash.

SeimaNoKouseki
Doris is an insane cunt tonight.

MeagerCycle
I don’t know what’s worse jazz fans or warriors fans

ZxphoZ
Jazz, at least Warriors fans have a reason to be dicks lol


rockpileindisma
Ingles a bitch ass tube of mayonnaise

chinesef000d
I bet he can’t even teach math well. Meth, maybe, but definitely not math.

Harden-Soul
This is the laziest I’ve seen us play in a long time and we’re down 1. Utah really needs some better shooters or Mitchell could pull a Hayward after his contract’s up.

Dramatika
New footage of Utah coach

2Talloperator
All that ref help and they are only up 5 lololololol

121910
THEY’RE SHOOTING FREE THROWS ON EVERY FKING POSSESSION

aywhosyodaddy
This Mitchell guy is unwatchable

SICKOMODE_Symphony
How are the Jazz actually fucking this up.

AlFadhel_75
Doris Burke is why sexism exists

Castr0HTX
AHAHAHAHAHA

freerobertshmurder
jazz fans are the worst human scum n sports

SeimaNoKouseki
Doris Burke is a dumbass. I’m tired of the obsession with her as a commentator. She’s garbage.

xX_HanShotFirst_Xx
I’m so sick of this cow and her stupid fucking opinions.

travesso
54 minutes to play the 3rd quarter. GODDAMN


highpost1388
So amazed we have a lead with the worse we can play and all the ref ball in the 3rd. Holy shit.

AlFadhel_75
just shows how trash this racist cult is

WhoBeCreepin
I wonder what it feels like to be a Jazz fan, knowing the only way to win a game is by garbage officiating?

DAM_SANDWICH
These sexually frustrated Mormons LMAOOO

xX_HanShotFirst_Xx
Who is this fat, shit mouthed cunt calling our game on ESPN?

HNCelica
Doris can eat a dick

Xiomaraff
For real Doris eat your ass.

Xiomaraff
Doris seriously get my nuts “under control” how ab that

DoctorStark7
With your shit voice and terrible takes it’s very easy to hate you, Doris.

DrewBreesiana
FUCK YOU DORIS!!!

professorbooty25
Turns out, I really don’t like Ingles. Fuck that bitch.


plznobamboozle
Why are they booing rofl

nintony1337
Just their natural reaction to seeing a black person

polierburr
Lmao the kkk is out there heavy

freerobertshmurder
fact: the only people of color in the stands are rockets fans

gclem16
Oh damn this crowd getting hostile we bout to start hearing a n word chant

FortressMost
Quin Snyder is going to have a cocaine heart attack on the sideline

chinesef000d
FUCK THE JIZZ FUCK THE REFS FUCK UTAH FUCK THESE RACISTS LET’S GOOOOOO

mr401k
LMAO MITCHELL YOU FUCKING SCRUB GET GOOD
but forreal though big fan you’re a great player. but glad you missed.

mr401k
These nephews literally channeled all their energy into this game like a gigantic spirit bomb and we still fucked em.

sgtcurry
They stole one from the refs. Ugliest game I’ve seen this year.

Harden-Soul
Lmao Utah fucking sucks to lose this game

jc3589
Would love to get the brooms out tomorrow…fuck the jazz and more importantly fuck utah

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G2: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 18, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Praying this isn’t another ref show
But I’m not getting my hopes up…

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:41 PM

lol at favors shooting corner threes
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

They are really defending Harden the same way.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

Doesn’t look like they’re defending at all
Great start.

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:46 PM

Force Harden to the right…
And watch him drill a three right in your face.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:51 PM

The Jazz are C-O-N-F-U-S-E-D on defense.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:53 PM

FUCK YOU INGLES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you Ingles
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

So Ingles hits Harden in the throat.
Because it’s all they have, I guess. And no, I’ll never believe an Aussie does anything like that by accident. I’ve watched too much rugby for that.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you trash Ingles.
you fucking dirty asshole

Posted by hundred cs on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Harden making Rubio look like straight trash out there on defense. Haha! Team is playing great!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Could probably put half the blame on their coach for that garbage defense
He’s having to think so much about playing Harden the way he’s told, it’s fucking everything else up for him and he’s just getting owned.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:06 PM

For the #2 defense in the NBA
Their defense sure looks like shit

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:07 PM

70 on the number 2 defense
LOL

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:37 PM


The Jazz’s #2 defense looks like it could use a hand
Posted by Shildt, that makes cents on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:12 PM

After all the Jazz clawing, scraping and fighting in that 3rd quarter….they fell behind by 2 more points.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:23 PM

Could’ve sworn I seen pat bev giving crowder
Some tips on how to guard harden… how’s it working so far? I can’t tell

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:24 PM

Ted Cruz is getting to the line at will.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:29 PM

Allen has been getting lucky just to draw iron with all of his shots
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:33 PM

Grayson Allen, ankle destroyer is out there
Watch out

Posted by NVP on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:41 PM

im gonna say it…. mitchell is OVERRATED
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:38 PM

I’d like to get the main guys out, as Utah seems determined to bash into people as much as possible.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:40 PM

Yeah, they’re garbage time badasses, Utah.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:43 PM

Can we play real basketball now?
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:46 PM

They did.
Utah couldn’t keep up. Now they’re just hitting people.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Dirty play is in the Jazz DNA
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

No blown lead for us!
Posted by eastman88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:56 PM

James Harden: 33 minutes, 5 FTA
Grayson Allen: 9 minutes, 7 FTA

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:57 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

Briand2714
FTJ

slyguy183
It’s time, we bout to go 2-0 and crush the Jazz’s spirits

nonetimeaccount
YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! EVERYONE GETS A FUCK THE JAAAAAAAAZZZZZ!!!!!!

nonetimeaccount
Series doesn’t start until Harden snaps Rubio’s ankles

slyguy183
Hard to break someone’s ankles when they’re not even going to guard you from the front

slyguy183
lmao nice adjustments Utah

joestos
Derrick Favors threes all day please

121910
Where is Rubio going lmaooo

Saul_T_Naughts
Really wish we could do something about the lower bowl seats. It’s really pathetic especially for a playoff game.

whathafuxup
Utah aiming to get swept.

plznobamboozle
YO FUCK THE JAZZ

13hardensoul13
Get ready Rubio James about to year you a new asshole


nonetimeaccount
RUBIO IS A MERE TOY FOR JAMES TO PLAY WITH

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

Briand2714
J*zz don’t learn!

maika3
Rubio is going to sue Harden for ruining his career

joestos
Poor Ricky. I honestly feel kind of bad for him

chinesef000d
Harden literally making Rubio look G League

Dimes_from_CP3
This is just too easy lmao

sirfrankenshire
rubio needs to go talk to the principal this has been consistent bullying

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

slyguy183
Jazz literally bout to forfeit after 2 games. We are going to have the largest margin of victories after 2 games in the NBA

AlFadhel_75
reminder that this Jazz team is one of the best defensive teams in the league lol

trust-the-past
Anyone else surprised they’re still guarding Harden the same?


Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Utah. They somehow get worse every game.

Shir0_
SOMEHOW THEIR ADJUSTMENTS MADE THEM WORSE

slyguy183
Harden is straight bullying the Jazz. Bitch ass Jingles tries to knock out Harden with an elbow to the throat to no avail

SeimaNoKouseki
Yup, I knew the Jazz would start resorting to this shit. It’s their only shot because they are straight ass lmao

Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Gobert, and this guy cried about not making the all star game ? Maybe if you wouldn’t get run off the court like a goof then maybe just maybe u would be an all-star.

Dimes_from_CP3
Korver should just retire

joestos
Raise your hand if you agree that Dantoni and Snyder are the two best looking coaches in the nba

bilbobimbopoophead
If you are into axe murderers sure

ZxphoZ
Rec leaguers would’ve made a shot by now lol, cmon Utah

iValhalla
Not trying to shit on Utah but they are playing like ass

SeimaNoKouseki
Rubio on Harden is my favorite thing in the world and it’s not close

cronidollars
Do we have 4 players better than the Jazz’ best player?

nonetimeaccount
STUNT. ON. THESE. HOES.


Dimes_from_CP3
Yo Snyder looks like he’s about to cry 😂

KDs_FakeAccount
Let’s finish it! NO LUBE

BradGroux
TUCKER IS NUTTING ALL OVER THEM

SCREW-IT
Tucker is dragging his balls across the jazzers face

FathomSwank
OH SHIT MY DICK OUT

slyguy183
Capela destroying Gobert as predictable as the sun rising in the East

DrewBreesiana
Love jizzing on the jazz

FortressMost
AND they have to live in Utah

2Talloperator
70 point half on them kids!!!

FortressMost
That was for Malone and his offensive fouls. Next half for Stockton and his dirty ass play


firefistzoro
MITCHELL COMPLAINING ABOUT A FOUL LOL, JUST PLAY BALL? SUCH A WHINY CRY BABY I’D ACTUALLY RATHER GSW WIN ANOTHER RING INSTEAD OF MITCHELL AND INGLES’ FLOPPING ASS

babymilo36
This game makes me hot and moist like apple pie

H-townwx91
I love how we’re beating up on this team. Serves those Salt Lake City racists right

slyguy183
Gobert can’t even shoot over Harden lmao this series is a WRAP

Chris_Paul_3
Next year when Gobert cries about not making it to the ASG remember to show him this series.

FortressMost
This Jazz team plays like Ingles looks

H-TownDown
They threw in the towel already? Ted Cruz is in.

spikespiegel33
How did Ted Cruz get in the game?

rumilb
Hey the Zodiac Killer has days off too

JAT621
I forgot this douche was in the NBA LOL

beaucm
That guy’s a rookie? Looks like he is 50 lol


lilpaki
Only the Jazz can make a blowout boring

firefistzoro
Sighhhh 1 more rebound from Capela and I would have won $1200… say it with me gents, FUCK THE JAZZ for being so TRASH

Briand2714
Dirty af

3icepwn
Jazz playing dirty af

extensi0n
Quin Snyder looks like a mad scientist haha

L1ghtf1ghter
kept ’em below 100 🚀

mcdammit
When it comes to being erect, how long is too long

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Joe Ingles

April 16, 2019
tags: , ,

** Kawhi vs. Joe Ingles A modern day Magic/Bird rivalry TOR
** ingles look like Larry bird out there SAC SAC
** Jackson making Ingles look like Larry Bird. SAC
** Joe Ingals > LARRY BIRD lol GSW
** can we please not let Joe Ingles go all Larry Bird on us GSW
** Holy shit you guys. Joe Ingles is the Australian Larry Bird. GSW
** Ingles playing like Larry Legend tonight BOS

** Dirk Ingles over here jeez GSW
** Ingles > MJ GSW
** Bruh when did Jingles become white Kobe? GSW
** joe “steph curry” ingles GSW
** Joe ingles is looking like Steph against us PHO
** Joe Ingles aka Outback Jesus GSW

** JOE INGLES THE WARRIOR KILLER GSW
** Ingles, Blazer killer. One of many. POR
** I have Joe Ingles envy you guys. I want one POR
** Ingles is like that tootheache that won’t go away. GSW

** Let them shoot outside jumpers except Mitchell and science teacher HOU
** Joe Ingles looks like a 40 year old PE teacher. DEN
** How is this PE teacher looking dude dropping so many 3’s on us? PHO
** Ingles looks like my middles school gym teacher PHO
** Ingles looks like he should be an assistant coach or something with how old he looks. POR
** Ingles looks like a chemistry teacher LAL
** The math teacher lmao LAL
** Joe Ingles is everybody’s 8th grade math teacher who likes to play students one-on-one. MIL
** Getting bodied by a math teacher smh… jingles really jingling TOR
** Joe “don’t mind me, I’m just a middle aged man, employed as a math teacher” Ingles. GSW
** Fucking Joe Ingles, that math teacher lookin’ hobo. OKC
** Ingles looks like a high school teacher on Crack HOU
** Band instructor HOU
** I bet he can’t even teach math well. Meth, maybe, but definitely not math. HOU

** Ingles looks like an alcoholic hobo PHI
** Joe Ingles looks like an alcoholic panhandler BOS
** He looks like he lives in a tent on skid row LAL
** Crappy vagrant. PHO
** Joe Ingles looks like that homeless guy you play pick up games with in the park OKC
** joe ingles looks like some homeless alcoholic they just picked off the street PHI
** I’ve seen junkies that look healthier than Joe Ingles. PHI
** Jingles looks like he’s been hitting that Oregon meth POR
** Ingles looks like he should be on Cops getting arrested for smoking meth at a trailer park in Des Moines DEN
** jesus christ man he looks like he just smoked so much meth PHI
** Ingles always looks severely hungover. SAC
** He just looks like he has a massive hangover 24/7 GSW
** Ingles looks like a 35 year old homeless Terry Stotts. With a drinking problem. POR
** Jingles lookin like a meth head no teeth havin ass HOU
** quit smoking meth joe HOU
** Ingles looks like a crackhead HOU

** ingles looks like a 14 year old and a 54 year old meth head photoshopped together into one. POR
** Splash uncle LAL
** Ingles looks like a drunk uncle LAC
** Joe Ingles looks like that one crazy relative at every holiday get together. MIN
** i can’t get over the fact that joe ingles looks 40 DET
** ingles looks a 40 year old family man, yet he’s tearing us up Jesus TOR
** Ingles could be my dad, and I’m 23. BOS
** Joe Ingles looks like the step dad that brings a kid to local summer league and fills in for an injured player PHI
** He looks like a 45yo under-employed stepdad OKC
** he looks damn near 57. GSW
** Joe Ingles looks like a divorced dad that makes a scene at 11 PM on a weeknight at Hooters MIL
** Why is there a drunken divorced dad on the court? HOU

** Joe Ingles looks like a rec league dad. BOS
** Joe ingles is a middle aged dad at the YMCA LAL
** Ingles actually looks like the 40 year old dad that tries way too hard at the y DEN
** We’re getting bodied by a dude who looks like he should be playing at the y DEN
** Ingles looks like a dude that plays pick up games at my local Y GSW
** ingles is the guy at the y who drops 40 in a head band and chuck taylors CHI
** Ingles looks like that nerdy dude who comes to.the YMCA and you laugh at and don’t want on your team. ORL
** Ingles look like a washed up YMCA Saturday morning rec league bench warmer. BOS
** Yo, why does Joe Ingles look like a YMCA schmuck who gets his pants stolen? TOR
** Joe Ingles doesn’t look like he should be good at basketball MIL
** I really don’t understand how a slow balding man continues to beat us off the dribble DEN
** How is Ingles a starter in this league, slow footed and unathletic I don’t get it PHI
** Why do we allow scrubs like Ingles to go off against us every game? BOS

** Joe Ingles looks like he smokes rollies MIN
** Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them MIN
** Joe Ingles looks like Sid from Ice Age GSW
** he looks like a gynecologist BOS
** Why are we getting torched by a 47yr old bible salesman??? BOS
** We got lit up by a guy who looks like a GameStop manager. BOS
** Get outta here Joe Ingles. You look like the treasurer for a home owner association. BOS
** He just looks like the kind of guy who would be really good at getting stains out of the carpet. DAL
** Ingles looks like a walking dead extra BOS
** Joe Ingles looks like Chris Benoit ugly ass motherfucker BOS
** Ingles looks like the type of guy who sells grilled cheeses out of a backpack. BOS
** Ingles would have been a rock star on the Grateful Dead tour scene back in the day… “dude! there’s a giant selling grilled cheese! holy shit!!” BOS
** Joe Ingles looked like he emerged out of a Cabin in the woods SAC
** Joe Ingles looks like the utility guy in our apartment complex. And I fucking hate that utility guy. SAC
** That fucking plumber is going to have a 40 point night watch LAL
** Ingles looks like the byproduct of cousin sex.. OKC
— i reckon hes ugly enough for even a sibling type byproduct
** Why does Joe Ingles look like a deranged farmer that has just realized he murdered his whole family while in a fugue state? PHI
** Ingles looks like the crazy pirate guy from the movie Dodgeball. LAL
** Joe ingles looks like he just learned a fake pass move yesterday and wants to try it out every other possession LAL
** I have a geophysicist egghead friend who looks so much like Ingles. POR
** Jingles looks like he got stranded in the Outback and had to drink his own pee. POR
** Joe Ingles looks like me. I’m a virgin. POR
** Ingles is the result of inbreeding kids OKC
** Ingles litters at campsites. OKC
** Joe Ingles looks like someone you meet at a barbeque DEN
— *cult meeting
** Joe Ingles looks like a disturbed genius character in a Weinstein brothers movie circa 1990’s. He’s poetry in motion at one very specific thing and highly imperfect at everything else in his life. DEN
** Joe Ingles looks like he’d play in Protomartyr. PHO
** Joe Ingles looks like that creepy dude Childress from True Detective WAS
** why is my nerdy next door neighbor playing for the jazz? BOS
** I just realized I look a lot like Joe Ingles when I play basketball. Except I’m shorter, fatter, not as good, and my face is different. HOU

** yo wtf does ingles not have eyebrows??? ugly bitch BOS
** Fact: Ingles is the ugliest dude in the NBA. BOS
** Ingles looks dirty af OKC
** Joe Ingels looks so fucking dumb POR
** the greasiest looking dude in the league TOR
** Joe ingles with that dumbass look on his face all the time. TOR
** I hate the way ingles looks he looks like a fucking goblin DET
** Ingles is so fucking ugly. This dude looks like a mut LAL
** You’d think with all that money Ingles could fix his teeth. DEN
** Joe ingles the ugliest man in the league DEN
** Ingles looks like his breath stinks. LAL
** Ingles rests his toungue below his lower lip, such that it looks like he’s surreptitiously chawin’ tobaccy. POR
** That fucking australian smirk will keep me awake. He is just awful. DEN
** Ingles has an ugly shot HOU
— To match his face

** Get fucked Toby OKC
** Toby Flenderson please don’t do us like that GSW
** I can believe the Stratton strangler is balling out GSW
** Fucking Joe Ingles Toby Flenderson looking fuck. GSW
** Has anyone ever seen Toby Flanderson and Joe ingles in the same room? NOR
** Why is Toby Flenderson away from his desk!!! DAL
** Toby Flenderson lookin mf BOS
** I can’t believe I never realized how much ingles looks like Toby PHI
** Ingles kind of looks like Toby from The Office. CHI
— Kind of?! Spitting image
** Damn Toby Flenderson hitting the back breaking shot against us DET
** Get Toby Flenderson outta there POR
** Ingles is the Scranton Strangler. POR
** Fucking Toby The Office retarded brother DEN
** Dunder Mifflin is missing an HR employee MIL
** Get fucked you toby looking prick OKC
** He’s toby from the office HOU

** Someone needs to put an elbow to Ingles teeth DEN
** Someone needs to punch Ingles in the face hard POR
** Ingles has one of those punchable faces GSW
** I hate Joe Ingles for no reason GSW
** Fucking can’t stand Joe Ingles. GSW
** I just hate Joe Ingles SAC
** I want to murder Ingles SAC
** I fucking hate Ingles sooo much bro OKC
** I want to murder Joe Ingles. PHI
** I hate Joe Ingles. MIL
** i cant fucking stand joe ingles OKC

** Joe Ingles is so fucking annoying MIN
** Jingles is such a little bitch. PHI
** Ingles is a buttplug DET
** Joe ingles is a fuck DET
** Ingles is a BITCH!! POR
** Ingles is a pussy ass bitch POR
** Ingles is still a cunt OKC
** ingles is such a prick DEN
** Ingles is a jackass. DEN
** Joe Ingles is a shit farmer DAL
** Joe Ingles is dirt DEN
** Ingles is an arrogant piece of shit SAS
** Ingles is such a bitch. BOS
** Ingles is a dirty bitch POR
** Ingles a bitch ass tube of mayonnaise POR
** Ingles is a flopping bitch HOU

** Fuck Joe Ingles DAL
** Ya fuck you Ingles DAL
** Fucking JIngles, man… BOS
** Fuck you Joe ingles BOS
** Fuck off grandpa joe SAC
** Fuck you Jingles SAC
** fuck joe ingles SAC
** Fuck Joe Ingles SAC
** fuck Joe Ingles. SAC
** Eat dick Ingles OKC
** Fuck Ingles POR
** Fuck Joe Ingles MIN
** FUCK INGLES OKC
** FUCK YOU INGLES OKC
** Idk why. But fuck Ingles POR
** Man, fuck ingles POR
** Lol fuuuuuuuuuuuck ingles. Mediocre af. POR
** Man FUCK Ingles lol. PHO
** Fuck ingles 40 year old lookin ass PHO
** F Joe Ingles and everyone who likes him! PHO
** fuck the Jazz and that crack head Joe ingles PHO
** FUCK YOU INGLES HOU
** Fuck you Ingles HOU
** Fuck you trash Ingles. you fucking dirty asshole HOU
** I really don’t like Ingles. Fuck that bitch. POR

** Jake Layman is about the same height and shoots 3’s POR
** if he starts losing his hair and improves his passing, he’ll be on his way POR
** Just need to hobble him somehow so he’s got the Slow-Joe quality POR
** That and dad bod. POR
** And start looking like he smokes 5 packs a day. POR

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G1: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 15, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

It starts here boys.
The 1st of our 16 wins. Let’s goooo! Run as One!

Posted by _TheRedMenace_ on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Jazz look sharp to begin the game
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:46 PM

This refereeing is bullshit already
Rubio gets that ass call while Harden gets mugged on the other end?

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Three more quarters like that and we win by 28!
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:06 PM

Is the Utah coach drunk?
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:10 PM

Rumor is he used to be a coke head
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

The Rockets look REALLY bad right now.
They are playing 5 on 8 and it’s just not working.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

Amazing run of shit calls.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:25 PM

Terrible officiating
God awful officiating

Posted by aminthepm on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Harden can’t get a single call
Fucking disgraceful

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

This “stand behind harden and give up the lane” defense is so bad
It’s ridiculous

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:32 PM

Holy fuck the
refs are so bad.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:34 PM

The Jazz are playing the same defense the Bucks “totally shut us down with and every team should take notes.”
It led to a 15 point lead. The difference is Harden, Gordon and Tucker aren’t 2/22. They’re 7/13.
By all means, Utah. Keep playing that defense.

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:39 PM

Rockets are getting mugged, and its only the first half.
Too bad for you refs, your shit still has the Rockets up 15.

Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:42 PM


Shit start for the second half.
Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:56 PM

Lol they’re whistling every little thing we do
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

FUCK YOU REFEREES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

This is the worst
ref crew ever. Seriously, fuck the NBA.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

LOL fuck these refs
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Crowder is a bitch
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:22 PM

Stepping up their “Save the Jazz!” efforts here.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:29 PM

I wonder how long the “shade Harden” thing will last.
I predict that’s gone next game.

Posted by eastman88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Every time I see it, I get happy
it’s not a smart strategy. I hope we see the finals and play Milwaukee and put that scheme on blast

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

These fucking refs man
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Fuck you Gobert
Bitch

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Unfair to female dogs.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

He looks like a greyhound dog
Posted by Basketball God, MD on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

Jazz are having an existential crisis
What the hell are they going to try next game? Switch everything?

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:56 PM

I’d honestly try playing the way they normally do.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:57 PM

Just one win
15 more to go

Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

EarlyTree
FTJ

TimelyCandy
It pisses me off SO MUCH that our lower bowl is that empty with 15 til tip

MyBoggartIsABoggart
😢 it hurts our brand bro

FortressMost
Big fat idiot Barkley is taking Utah in this series. What a joke.

lilpaki
Chuck thinks Jazz in 6? Doesn’t he realize their will only be 4 games?

ManShutUp
I like Chuck but what the fuck is he talking about Rudy Gobert. Rudy on help defense is going to rotisserie chicken for Harden.

Straitwreckn
IT’S FINALLY THE PLAYOFFS…I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT…LETS GO ROCKETS!!

FortressMost
Why is there a drunken divorced dad on the court? Oh, that’s Ingles.

PreacherOfPositivity
The first call of the game is against Harden… just standing there.

DrewBreesiana
Here we go with that bullshit

CloudDood
Our lower bowl attendance is embarrassing.

WhoBeCreepin
Sucks to suck, jazzholes.

FreddyMacDaddy
Not a bad quarter, just gotta start knocking down those open 3s!

SeimaNoKouseki
If you put any GoT spoilers in here you are a certified bitch and you should be banned.


malloryhair
Utah’s coach reminds me of Lyle Lovett

shameless_chicken
NO GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS THAT’S FUCKED UP

sleal
Lamo Quin looking like a drunken mess

ladyiverson54
Let them shoot outside jumpers except Mitchell and science teacher

SuperYusri500
Bruh Quinn Snyder looks fucking nuts

FreddyMacDaddy
quin snyder looks like that evil scientist guy from spiderman

DrewBreesiana
Willem Dafoe

slyguy183
I’d be legit scared of Quin Snyder yelling at me if I were a ref or his player

FortressMost
Or selling him coke

The_3rd_Iteration
Quinn Snyder looking like Patrick Bateman while he was putting an axe through Paul Allen’s face D:

Shir0_
2nd Q turned into a grind

FortressMost
Ingles has really got to stop drinking during games

slyguy183
Eat shit Jazz, we are exposing your shitty defense and offense and the refs are letting you get away with all sorts of hard fouls

AdverseEffective
Refs are trying their best to keep the Jazz in the game.

b0nger
Every screen Rudy Gobert sets is a moving screen

DrewBreesiana
Fuck Charles Barkley. I got your Jazz in 6 right here mother fucker


3icepwn
Damn our offence is clicking now. Good shit !!

kukiemunster
my pp hard

yooston
the crowd is so quiet for how well we’re playing what the fuck

Kingsimbaa11
Jazz please.. this defence is not working so just stop. Harden is clearly very comfortable with it

slyguy183
I mean let them get laughed at a national level if they want

Euphonious36
Refs trying to let Utah back in lmao

TimelyCandy
Spoiler alert: Rubio made a cameo in GoT tonight.

LordCarlos23
This Crowd is so dead

FortressMost
Jazz looked downright scared and confused closing out the half.

Kingsimbaa11
jazz at halftime remembering how pat bev told them to defend harden
Snyder: well that was a fucking lie

FathomSwank
crowder calling up pat bev at halftime

hello_taraa
Clint is legitimately Gobert’s dad. He dominates him every single time.

BradGroux
Because Gobert is the most unathletic big in the league. My Mom has footwork on par with Gobert.


nintony1337
What the FUCK does this team do at half

ManShutUp
Crazy how “last year’s DPOY” Gobert hasn’t been able to stop the torrent of shots from the paint

enjoythementos
Smh goober is literally hitler, can’t stand his bitch flopping ass

HTownTakeover
It’s 8 v. 5. Fucking refs keeping Utah in the game.

enjoythementos
Lmao how is goober dpoy??

pythagoras_gonzalez
These zebras need to be poached

treeballs4138
Fuck these refs

enjoythementos
JAZZ FLOPPING ALL OVER THE COURT

nintony1337
This is some fucking bullshit

Chris_Paul_3
Why does Rubio keep standing behind harden on defense ? Lmao 😂🤣

egr281
They’re trying to copy what the bucks fid but lack the length and athleticism.

enjoythementos
JAZZ GOTTA BE THE BIGGEST FLOPPING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

egr281
Wtf is with these refs

dustbuddii
It’s like they are clearly trying to keep the game close, but Rockets too good.

ILBBBTTOMD
fuck the jazz

FortressMost
Crowder is a bitch

Briand2714
Dirty af


Deviantmind
Our 3 isn’t super efficient right now but our inside game is 🔥

slyguy183
Rudy “DPOY” Gobert lol

nonetimeaccount
ok, we didn’t win the 3rd but we avoided collapse. james will be nice and rested. we got this.
FUCK THE JAZZ

Chris_Paul_3
Rudy Gobert with the team high -16 +/-. My goodness big fellah, and you’re supposed to be the dpoty?

joestos
Can somebody please explain Utah’s defensive strategy on Harden to me? They are literally trying to guard by standing behind him and giving him a wide open lane? Doesn’t seem to be working…

slyguy183
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Snakkey
It’s what bucks did. Just not good enuff team for it.

JHouFCh
It isn’t as effective when you have a lineup of 7 foot giants with wingspans similar to that of a 747

nonetimeaccount
HOW’S THAT JAZZ IN 6 LOOKING, YOU FAT FUCK CHUCK?

SodaCanBob
L O L. Were the Jazz just standing around for that layup?

The_3rd_Iteration
Snyder legit look like he contemplating vicious murder.

Straitwreckn
How much cocaine has Synder done tonight holy shit

FortressMost
Hate to be one of the kidnap victims he has stashed at his house tonight..

theKITHpodcast
FULLY ERECT

WhoBeCreepin
I was told there would be Jazz defense??

FortressMost
These refs are gonna do their damnedest to get them back in it


enjoythementos
Flopping hilter goober again

FortressMost
7 and a half feet of flop

willydp123
Honestly what defense are the Jazz running?

Next_Episode
I don’t even think they know

VotedBestDressed
They’re trying to copy the Bucks man coverage, but the 1-4 on the Jazz can’t rotate as effectively onto Harden as the 1-4 on the Bucks, so Hardens been getting easy drive and kicks or drive and lobs.

Next_Episode
keep going, im so close

MrFeenyIsLife
Fuck. Grayson Allen is in. Ew.

Dimes_from_CP3
Get Chris Paul as far away from Grayson Allen as possible pls

Chris_Paul_3
The Jazz are still the same old team. Same old same old, Gobert still looks like that goof ball from last year.

WhoBeCreepin
Jazz fans thinking they could hang with us this year are delusional.

ThornGodOfPricks
Oh fuck, Georges Niang is on the Jazz too? No lie, they’d have a stacked college squad

nonetimeaccount
FUCK
THE
JAZZ

nintony1337
FUCK THE JAZZ

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: #Jingled

April 15, 2019
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** I have a feeling we are going to get jingled tonight NYK
** I don’t wanna get jingled TOR
** Basketball gods please don’t let us get Jingled tonight TOR
** we better not get jingled SAC
** Have we been Jingled yet today? DET
** I hope we dont get jingled MIN
** We’re going to get Jingled aren’t we PHO
** We are gonna get Jingled tonight NYK

** are we getting jingled rn? TOR
** are we getting jingled? TOR
** Damn we’re getting Jingled again aren’t we MIN

** It’s Jingle Time. TOR
** Jingling sequence in progress TOR
** Jingled LAL
** Jingled! LAL
** We’re getting friccin jingled LAL
** We getting jingled rn TOR
** We’re getting jingled TOR
** We are getting Jingled this day SAC
** We’re getting Jingled GSW
** I hate to say it but we are getting fucking Jingled right now GSW
** We’re getting Jingled GSW
** We’re getting Jingled :/ BOS
** fucking hell we are getting jingled BOS
** We are literally getting fucking jingled BOS
** Yeah we’re getting fucking Jingled SAS
** We always get Jingled GSW
** Were getting Jingled ATL
** Were getting Jingled PHO
** Getting jingled DAL
** We’re getting Jingled as we speak smh OKC
** We’re getting Jingled boys WAS
** This is what it feels like to be jingled GSW
** Feels like he always torches us lol. Jingled SAC
** Game, Jingled at the end. DAK

** looks like we got Jingled tonight smdh GSW
** We got jibgled GSW
** We jot jingled GSW
** We got fuckin Jingled GSW
** We got Jingled! GSW
** GOT JINGLED MEM
** We got jingled! DAL
** We got jingled… BOS
** Friccin jingled PHI
** Damn we got jingled SAC
** smh we got Jingled DET
** we got Jingled PHO
** Damn, we got jingled… PHO
** Aw fuck we been Jingled. GSW

** we have a case of terminal jingles SAC
** we let an unathletic white guy Jingle us every time LAL
** I, for one, accept our new Jingles overlord. BOS
** Can we get “I Got Jingled!” tshirts? CHA

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Donovan Mitchell

April 14, 2019
tags: , ,

Note: The difference in formatting between this one and the others is intentional.

** D Mitchell has a very punchable face PHI
** He’d be alright if his face wasn’t all dismorphed PHI
** Donovan Mitchell looks like a bobblehead. Dudes head is so fuckin large and his features are so wack PHI
** I really fucking hate mitchell and his face. Cry baby PHI

** Jesus Mitchell is a chucker PHI
** Donovan Mitchell 10/29 fgs A monument to inefficiency PHI
** Is Mitchell the biggest chucker in the league PHI
** Holy chucker, Mitchell PHI
** Donobrick Miss-all PHI
** Mitchell is fucking ass. Anybody would score 20 on 30 fucking shots PHI
** Dmitchell is a fucking bum. Straight garbage chucker PHI
** Absolutely nothing Mitchell does is impressive. Monte Ellis 2.0. PHI
** All I’m saying is if I shot like Donovan Mitchell, they’d bench my ass in middle school travel league. PHI
** Donovan Mitchell is the biggest fucking pussy I hate all the attention this loser gets. Pretty sure ben could put up 30 a game if he took the amount of shit shots that Mitchell takes PHI
** Mitchell is the definition of “thousand dollar move, ten dollar finish” PHI
** I think I’d shoot myself watching Mitchell on the daily. Bad decision after bad decision after bad decision PHI
** Volume chucker. Looks good at surface level YouTube and Twitter highlight clips and maybe if u only look at Pointz. But any dip into advanced stats and it’s pretty easy to see he does nothing at an elite level. PHI

** Donovan Mitchell is a cancer to any team that has the displeasure of having him on they roster PHI
** Lmao they really gave this man a fucking signature shoe PHI
** Looooooool Mitchell is ASS PHI
** DONOVAN MITCHELL SUCKS MITT ROMNEY’S DICK PHI

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Ricky Rubio & Kyle Korver

April 14, 2019
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** Ricky is still looking dreamy. MIN
** Rubio is incredibly nice to look at. DAL
** Rubio is a gorgeous man BKN

** Hey Rubio, how’s the search for the holy grail going? POR
** I didn’t even recognize Rubio. I thought somebody shrunk Steven Adams. SAC
** RICKY RUBIO IS THAT DUDE YOU DONT WANT YOUR GIRL TO TALK TO TOR
** Ricky Rubio looks like he owns a vape shop BOS
** Looks like he’s been to multiple Dave Mathews concerts. BOS
** I feel like if he were in the army with you he’d save your life only to impregnate your wife and make you raise his child. BOS
** Ricky Rubio looks like he would meet you and your wife on a Mediterranean cruise and offer to teach you how to scuba but you would decline and go play bingo but forget your wallet and have to go back to the cabin and you catch him in bed with your wife and then it ruins your marriage and now Debra is married to a sexy European man and your kids never visit because they spend their summers in Barcelona and you live in a studio apartment downtown. IND
** Looking like a greasy Colin Farrel out there MIA
** dude looks like he smells like Marlboro lights and drakar noir SAS
** He looks like a GTA character SAS
** wannabe mafioso OKC
** When did Rubio start cosplaying as a Middle Earth dwarf? POR
** Ricky Rubio dressing up as one of the Euro villains in Die Hard (1988) LAL
** man-bun Jesus DEN
** Why does Rubio look like a guy you buy E from at Burning Man lol. GSW
** rubio looks like the bad guy in some vin diesel movie i watched once NYK
** Why rubio look like assassin’s creed bruh LAL
** Ricky Rubio is Jesus SAC
** Rubio looks like a poor mans Jared Leto circa 2006 HOU
** Fucking Rubio probably does doggystyle with his wife with himself in front – HOU

** Since when can Rubio shoot? TOR
** God, Rubio always turns into Curry against us. Every time. IND
** ricky rubio aka steph fucking curry what the hell IND
** When did Rubio all of a sudden learn to shoot? SAC
** I didn’t know we were playing Ricky “Michael Jordan” Rubio. SAC
** I see he is following the age old tradition of suddenly being able to shoot when playing the hornets CHA
** Ricky fucking Rubio is killing us MIA
** One of the worst shooters in the league is balling out against us lol. MIA
** He always goes off against us. SAS
** Ricky Rubio, Spurs killer SAS
** Rubio always fucking shoots like Curry against us. SAS
** Ricky Rubio has a broke jumper against every other team but goes off against us every time SAS
** Ricky freaking Rubio is murdering us from the 3 point line lol POR
** When did Rubio become Steph Curry? POR
** Not much you can do to defend a scoring beast like Ricky Rubio. POR
** Hahahaahaahahahahaha rubio is curry all of a sudden. Are you kidding me? OKC
** I think Rubio has made like 100 threes against us lol DEN
** Why Rubio always get hot vs us? DEN
** Bricky Ricky Rubio is nailing 3s… Its one of them days DEN
** I remember when Rubio couldn’t make a 3. Now I’ve never seen him miss against us POR
** Fucking Rubio, really? WHY CAN’T THEY MISS?! OKC
** A Rubio 3 is like the biggest insult OKC
** My piss has a better arc than Rubio’s 3 pt shot. GSW


** Damn Korver is adorable. CLE
** Korver looks like a Ken doll HOU
** The Jazz have a team full of punchable faces…excluding Korver LAL
** i want Korver :( LAL
** Korver :( ATL
** I miss him ATL
** I miss Kyle :( ATL

** So Korver is gonna kill us right? CHA
** Korver killing us right now DEN
** I knew Korver was going to kill us DEN
** Korver is a blazer killer on the 3pt line POR

** HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEAVE KYLE KORVER SO WIDE OPEN HOLY SHIT CHA
** Leave korver open good idea POR
** Who left Kyle fucking korver wide open LAL
** How lost do you have to be to let Korver wide open. LAL
** Fucking shit, stop leaving Korver wide open. LAC
** Leaving Korver open like that is suicide MIN
** Annnnd we leave Korver wide friggin open DEN
** Why the F are you ever leaving Korver DEN
** Hmm maybe guard Korver!?!?! DEN
** Just don’t guard Korver I guess. DEN
** Korver is open 24/7 DEN
— Not a smart idea. DEN
** Yeah, leave Korver alone to help DEN
** Don’t fucking help off Korver! DEN
** Just leave Korver over there by himself. Seems harmless. DEN
** STOP LEAVING KYLE KORVER DEN
** You really leave Korver that wide open? MIN
** Ah yes leaving Korver wide open is a good strategy MIN
** Korver that wide open should be illegal MIN

** I fucking hate Kyle Korver so much CHA
** hey kyle korver, fuck you POR
** I’m sick of Korver lol DET
** gosh i hate Korver and his 3’s DEN
** I’ve always hated Kyle Corver DEN
** I hate Kyle Korver, he always just destroys us MIN
** Damn you Korver!!! DEN
** Fuck you Ashton DEN
** Fucking Kyle DEN
** fuckin Ashton Kutcher DEN
** I despise Kyle Korver MIN
** Fucking Korver MIN
** I hate Korver so much.. MIN

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