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Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 12, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Thunder Up
Lets get this win !!!

Posted by concierge.wiz on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:01 PM

No Rudy
that’s disappointing
I want the win but I also want the test to be as hard as it can be

Posted by WCGoblin on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:08 PM

Whats all this about?
Posted by nooley on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:12 PM

Is this like a coronavirus thing?
Posted by concierge.wiz on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:15 PM

We are waiting on the league to give us the green light to allow this game to proceed
due to the illness of Gobert and Mudiay

Posted by concierge.wiz on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:20 PM

The game is being delayed because of Rudy Gobert having an illness
The league have been precautionary in ensuring that the game can be played safely and without the players’ health being risked. Come back after the performance and see what happens

Posted by J.D Tailor on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:33 PM

yeah
but it was known Rudy was sick a couple of hours ago at the very very least – why hasn’t that decision already been made?

Posted by WCGoblin on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:35 PM

I suppose that the level of illness was unknown
It is entirely possible that Gobert has coronavirus (NOTE: This is speculation not fact). If he has, they will likely quarantine the Utah Jazz team and anybody they have come into contact with.

Posted by J.D Tailor on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:38 PM

I realise that
but it just seems unbelievable it came this far – literally to putting thousands of people shoulder to shoulder in a confined space before the Jazz thought to themselves – hey maybe with Rudy being inexplicably crook we should raise some alarm bells a lot earlier in the day.

Posted  by WCGoblin  on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:40 PM

It is pretty unbelievable honestly
Gobert apparently contracted the illness like two days ago but as far as I understand, there is a lack of testing kits in certain parts of the USA right now. Steph Curry who has been ill has not been tested at all, it is not like Europe or Asia where there are a large number of test stations.
It could also be Oklahoma Health and Police being very cautious

Posted by J.D Tailor on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:45 PM

yeah
I am not questioning the decision if Rudy does indeed have coranvirus but it just seems to be super mismanaged
This has the potential to derail the whole season because if certain teams are unable to play due to players going down (and the rest of team being quarantined) a fair schedule won’t be able to be maintained.
The flipside is Steph and Rudy just have a normal flu – here is hoping that is the case and this is simply – illmanaged caution

Posted by WCGoblin on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:48 PM

postponed, what a joke
Posted by Soonerviking on Mar 11, 2020 | 7:37 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

CP3pointgawd
Homecourt advantage here we come

imbutawaveto
LET’S GO BOYS
FUCK OFF-TIME BULLSHIT MUSIC

thiccbagel
I always forget the jazz exist for some reason

eazyescobar
It’d be in everyone’s best interest if they didn’t

thejaman
Fuck the jazz 💯💯💯🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😫

Okoba27
Fuck the Jazz. All my homies hate the Jazz.

Broast
Per Jazz beat writer “Rudy Gobert and Emmanuel Mudiay are questionable for tonight’s Jazz game against OKC due to illness.”

Milkmoney1978
Thanks Corona!

TFred23
Rudy isn’t starting tonight.

_wsmfp_
What a fuckin nimrod lmaooooo

The_Sexy_Camel
I like the Spanish intros

exactwarlord
Rural Oklahomans scared and confused.

BuzzingBalls
Man those Jazz unis look sweet

eazyescobar
Man just looking at all the people in the arena makes me nervous

The_Sexy_Camel
Adams immune system > Goberts


24pepper
Are they about to cancel the game or something?

russkiwi012
Somebody got corona?

shaigorgeous
Damn this is actually unsettling.

Layerstyle
wtf is happening

macsenscam
Wtf?

Jacer4
What the fuck is going on right now???????

wayfarerinabox
Wtf is going on?

Cheerier-Harpy-7
Everyone going back to locker rooms?? Wtf?

cam62512
WHAT HAS RUDY DONE

OK405Grower
Rudy Gobert get his Coronavirus results back?

ConnorChandler
Ok fuck Gobert

6andout
time for wild speculation. gobert’s test just came back positive for covid.

flashtone
Bet its trump

chop1125
The refs just left

12footjumpshot
It may because Rudy’s test just came back for Coronavirus

ConnorChandler
If this came back positive then huge lmao

double_fisted_churro
Did Rudy show up on purpose so they’d have to reschedule the game at a time they’re fully healthy?? (kidding of course but c’monnnn I’m ready to ttfu)

cam62512
RUDY YOU DUBASS

BBallHunter
Gobert DPotY, prevents OKC from scoring any point.


KingkingKingkiller
All these people are already packed in here with the infected. It’s far too late to prevent spreading the virus.

voodoo_three
Crowd just reacted to something. Anyone there that can fill us in?

wise_tomatillo
They brought out their big entertainment guns: elementary-age dancers.

_wsmfp_
“Some concern about player illnesses, so here are some children dancing.”

Cloudz777
omfg, what’s with the jailbait.

NotoriousHothead37
Gobert got the shits

spawan
Rudy gobert fucking brought corona to okc

cam62512
DUBASS Rudy made fun of corona then proceeds to get sick lmaooo you can’t make this stuff up

MyBlood_
Rudy went around touching microphones the other day to prove a point lol what a dumbass

Bobby684624
NBA shit the bed on this one

killa00kam
If they’ve known he was sick why even let the Jazz show up????

The_Sexy_Camel
If this is seriously due to close contact with Gobert then OKC should get the automatic W for this.

double_fisted_churro
Seriously now I’m kinda pissed that Rudy even travelled with the team. STAY HOME FOOL


flashtone
If Rudy Gobert is positive for corona jazz are done as a team. It wont just be Rudy sick. If jazz are done the nba season will be postponed. Calling it now.

derek533
If this game gets cancelled, it’s going to spread panic like no one’s business. All because dumbass Rudy didn’t stay home. Luckily, he’s probably had very little contact with anyone from OKC and it’s mainly his team that has been exposed (if Rudy has Corona).

ConnorChandler
Damn it Rudy team gonna send you back to France

-SKi-
Holy shit did Rudy show up to the stadium with Cov-19?

mdepel15
Looks like he has it

RepsForKoreanJesus
Rudys really a dumbfuck

_wsmfp_
Swear to god if a Gobert brought coronavirus to OKC…..

_wsmfp_
Always the fucking French….

Layerstyle
Man fuck rudy gobert

TFred23
Game has been postponed

RoninRobot
Fuck this. Was all prepared for a tank season. Season turned awesome. Now this. No asterix muthafuka.

Utah Jazz vs. Toronto Raptors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 10, 2020
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Toronto Raptors Reddit.

6ixDeshaunWatson4
not expecting a win-not being pessimistic just being realistic- but let’s make it a close game and rely on our defence to get out of Salt Lake and back to Tdot with a win

Xishihuang
More likely a scheduled loss. Back to back on the road, different time zone and in Salt Lake City (its altitude is no joke).

restingbitchface23
What do y’all think about Gobert? In general and on the Raptors

herbopotamus
Gobert talks trash more than raptor players tend to, so i don’t know if that’s a culture mismatch. As a european, I assume he wouldn’t mind canada as much as a lot of prospective american players. and maybe he’ll enjoy the occasional visit to montreal

MarkellNelson
A really good boring player with a weird punchable face

restingbitchface23
Lol I like his face. But i agree, he’s very good but not super exciting

MenBearsPigs
Lol I like his face.
Username very relevant.

BestTorsoForward
Oh Marj did you just read your hand for our lyrics lol

ImNewBNicePls
interesting interpretation of O Canada

elainek04
I swear she was just making up the lyrics as she went

TwoThousandandSeven
LMAOOO WTF

elainek04
Is anyone hearing this woman butcher our anthem? She was reading the lyrics off her hand at first

FourstringTickler
Then switched the mic to the cheat hand so nobody would notice. WE SAW.

20person
Lol this lady is butchering our anthem
Edit: she’s butchering their anthem too

BestTorsoForward
She’s probably nervous, because this is horrible
Edit: Ok maybe she just bad


EfficientShelter68
Utah really thought adding Bogdanovic and Conley would make them contenders

Cheechers23
Oh they still start Conley? We gooood

6ixDeshaunWatson4
Quin looks like how Oversimplified drew Jean-Paul Marat in his French Revolution video i swear to god

NoseBlind2
Whats with the brooklyn nets esque gray court? Makes it seem like a weird filter

galwhowantsanMD
NORM U BETTER FUCKING BE OKAY PLEASE FUCKING BE OKAY I NEED U TO REMAIN OK

416W
THE GAME BARELY EVEN FUCKING STARTED

Canousica
Norm literally looks like he had his skeleton shattered.

OGnumba1
Norm got a broken everything i think

SamiMadeMeDoIt
ahahahaahahahahaha i want to die

slowbaja
THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT
No one told me the price for the Chip was this steep

GambinoGurl
Okay I officially would like to quit life.

KingOfWeTheNorth
PLEASE MORMON JESUS, STOP HURTING US!!!

creezle
cancel this game wtf

Cxkill
can we just forefit this game please

wilson81585
Can we just end the game and fly home and rest until Saturday?

MaldororHollow
I’m not watching this game anymore. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JUST SIT THE REST OF OUR STARTERS THROW IN THE GODDAMN TOWEL

Cheechers23
And Celtics fans dare say they are just as injured as us

skryb
Nick’s baldness just increased by 12%.

pathfinder35
We gotta destroy Utah, so much disrespect
lady couldn’t sing the Canadian anthem
Can’t pronounce Siakam’s name
[Nick Nurse] stopped by security
Didn’t introduce Kyle as “Killer Kyle Lowry”

NateRgreat
Wow scummy move jazz


mattdh
Not sure who’s court is worse, Utah or Brooklyn.

amydancepants
Does this arena play more music than usual arenas? or is it just really loud? there’s something weird with the crowd and I can’t place it

tHats_yo_wHole_tHang
fuck the nba for making us play back to back in two different states.

belmontbreak
Good thing Conley is ass this yr

MolicOnePGR
It’s good thing the Jazz’s defensive anchor is French RoY Hibbert.

akillersquid
Is it just me or are the Jazz playing really lazy? How are we winning every rebound vs Gobert?

newbuttrying
is joe ingles like 47 or something

LeanJeanMachine
Man these Jazz fans be booing at nothing lol

TrappyGilmore_
Did utahs fans just boo OG coming back

slowbaja
Barely survived this quarter…


MaldororHollow
oh shit we’re getting jingled

6ixDeshaunWatson4
why we even LOOK in the direction of rondae on offence when he doesn’t have an open dunk is beyond me. Dude is such a liability

japalian
Are we sure RHJ has opposing thumbs?
It’s like his fingers are chopsticks

Villainiquity
Ingles just toying with Boucher on the perimeter…

ParisAintGerman
Utah actually has a good atmosphere

ghostof2077
Mormons

NateRgreat
Lmaoo

syneric
They’re torching us from 3

WhiteSteveNash
God our bench is trash

EfficientShelter68
I hate Utah

saywutt7
Loving how loud this Utah crowd is though

synfiend
Utah crowd is intense

GambinoGurl
Utah’s crowd is always so loud

Cheechers23
Utah prolly just happy they aren’t down 40 in the first half this time


Reeroo44
How can’t we not contain Joe Ingles?

Villainiquity
Did the Raps not scout JIngles’ tricky handle??

emeister26
I like Donovan Mitchell because he said he was excited to be an all star with perennial all stars like Kyle Lowry and Chris Paul

KyleLowryHOF
Just an all around good dude and a great player

6ixDeshaunWatson4
Man this Jazz team is so good.

emeister26
Utah is the whitest crowd

SingaporeanSlaw
Royce oneale is a RFA this offseason. If we can get him for a reasonable price, i’m so down

slowbaja
Gobert is such a pain in the ass to deal with when he is in the paint waiting for you

maurzy95
Conley looks like one hungry boi. He’s latched to lowry like a fuckin mosquito

emeister26
Wow Boris diaw aged so much and gained weight

Max_Distance
WE ARE WITNESSING CHAMPIONSHIP EXPERIENCE. COMING BACK FROM A 12-1 RUN BY THE JAZZ

Thinwizard
Raptors aren’t even playing their best ball and they’re still up

joosper
Good end to the half

dukediggler77
I would love to watch Serge Ibaka plow my wife!


GucciToilet23
Is it just me or does anyone else think Rudy Gobert does nothing against us? I almost forget he’s in the game

herbopotamus
the jazz defense fundamentally lives and dies on gobert’s paint defense. the jazz defense is not versatile, and is very weak to any team that can field a 5 out offense

pskill43
He is a one dimensionally guy and the ultimate definition of a blue-collar center.

fengaz
RHJ dribbles like your high school’s Linebacker trying out basketball in gym class.

mchev57
If we win this game I’ll become a Mormon

mchev57
Feels like the jazz have hit more threes than Utah men have wives tonight

secretlyakpopfan
Why is this Jazz team leaving Pascal open when he’s cooking them lmfao

yellowtoast3r
Utah’s court looks like somebody spilled coke on the floor

AND1ona3Pointer
This game’s getting chippy
LOVE IT

Bail____
Ah yes Rudy Gobert, DPOY currently being out rebounded by a dude who is double cheeked up on a Monday that also happens to be 6ft. What a fucking joke of a player AHAHAHAHAHAH

mhamgal
Jazz has 0 points off our 14 turnovers LMAO

WhiteSteveNash
Ingles shot is igly

eskimo_fucker
Ingles has an uglier shot than rhj

MolicOnePGR
Utah badly miss Crowder. Their perimeter D is tragic.

secretlyakpopfan
Serge is feasting on Gobert

EfficientShelter68
Lmao Jazz keep calling timeouts and helping our guys rest


Piratefluffer
Grocery stores in Italy must be fucking hyped up for Corona.

giverope1
fuck those shitty tattoos on clarkson

Bring_Party_Supplies
Whats with all these cats losing contacts

Carmella_Poole
And not washing their hands before putting them back in. ‘cept for OG

GambinoGurl
GO. TO. A. FUCKING. WASHROOM. TO. CHANGE. YOUR. FUCKING. CONTACT

sighjongs
CAN MANS WASH HIS HANDS

mhamgal
how you putting your contact back in with your dirty finger

restingbitchface23
And then putting your eye juice all over the ball

punmaster05
Why have had 2 games in a row where an opponent looses his contact and puts it in right away… that’s very specific and gross

ChampagneSpilling
Ewww wash your fuckin hands first

aryathatchiq
FAM WHY DID HE THINK PUTTING A CONTACT BACK IN WITH DIRTY HANDS IS A GOOD IDEA

michelletron
Really wish they wouldn’t show us those clips of the guys putting their contacts back in with their icky ball hands


Bring_Party_Supplies
Their coach looks like a Dick Tracy villain

BestTorsoForward
100% lol

EfficientShelter68
Jazz trash lmao

TensionX1
Clarkson is so garbage lmao

trplOG
Jingles built like a painter

6ixDeshaunWatson4
goddamn that shot of snyder was fucking terrifying

reddit_dis_dik
Not a single black girl on the cheerleader team lol wtf?

lilzanyz
snyder looks like joaquin phoenix but tired and dehydrated

timandsid121
Utah really does have the whitest crowd in the NBA.

jebuswalks
Everyone looks like they’re siblings.

devmoostain666
Utah is the whitest place in North America lol

muking151515
someone tell me wehat kind of basketball RHJ is playing lmao

PrinceOGugua
RHJ might be the least skilled NBA player but he gets it done lol

definitelynotagay
RHJ is the human equivalent of button mashing.

saluko_xD
Hahahahha

JaccuziPussyJuicy
L M A O

frncsca
Hahahaha no truer words have been said


Alv2Rde
This crowd is whiter than my ceiling

cclips96
Jazz have no identity against legit competition, their defense just falls apart

reddit_dis_dik
Is Utah the whitest place in America?

NoseBlind2
Has to be

eskimo_fucker
Yes

gam3fr33k
Lol of course some random ass bum torches us. Looking at you niang

WeirdIsAlliGot
This I definitely the whitest crowd I’ve seen

Biznar
Ingles has immense divorced dad energy

srikanth_ram
These fan dance comps make me cringe a little

JaccuziPussyJuicy
LMAO all Jazz girls dance the same?

mysterio710
They’re all sister wives

ExtraterrestrialKey
Utah has a lot of blond girls

Sami_15
I swear there are more black people playing on the court than there are fans in in the crowd

JaneDundas
TRUE

lapsed_baptist
Is Jazz the shittiest fanbase in the league??

BeADragonQueen
Whitest for sure

Lysergicide
No, why?

JaneDundas
…well they literally run a PSA at every game not to be racist 🤷🏻‍♀️


JunkePlayerlol
I want to know who gassed up Clarkson to get those tattoos lmfao. They look so bad

xChainfirex
Ingles is destroying Toronto’s defense right now.

6ixDeshaunWatson4
we really getting Jingled rn

ZeroMayCry7
utah fans booing a ball that bounced off their team’s foot.
stay classy jazz fans lol

6ixDeshaunWatson4
refs favouring Utah? No surprise

cleverint
Why are these idiots booing lmao. What a waste of a challenge…

Lysergicide
Jazz fans dumb as a sack of bricks

Cheechers23
Damn we getting jingled

xChainfirex
WE’RE GETTING JINGLED!

6ixDeshaunWatson4
WHY R WE GETTING JINGLED MAN

MolicOnePGR
Joe Ingles takeover is not what I expected.

Bring_Party_Supplies
Gahh, cant stand Jazz fans

slowbaja
Playoff atmosphere

umbrellaeheh
This crowd is amped

6ixDeshaunWatson4
MAN this crowd is mental

Salad12
i’m convinced that they’re pumping in crowd noise…

Villainiquity
Joe Ingles, math teacher by day, is taking us to school.

newbuttrying
I hate joe ingles so fucking much


GambinoGurl
FUCK. THIS. GAME.

giverope1
schedule loss

6ixDeshaunWatson4
these guys are gassed like crazy

GambinoGurl
I AM OVER IT.

SingaporeanSlaw
Fuck the utah fans wtf

danger_zones
We’re getting Jingled, boys

SpennyUdigg
Gobert pls fall off the cliff

doefficient
Wow this crowd is nuts tonight

turboash78
These fans are trash wow.

WiseguyD
Lowkey impressed by the Jazz fans’ fury. They scream like they’re still mad about Malone and Stockton not getting a ring.

DAS-Nice
Jazz doing all this just to get swept in the second for the 100th year in a row

Jferrera
Man, so many white people in Salt Lake lol

North977
Fuck Utah

Bail____
Fuck Rudy Gobert.

6ixDeshaunWatson4
fuck Rudy Gobert filthy french man

the250
We’re in trouble man. The fatigue is showing. We just need to fight for another 5 mins come on boys!!!

messymcmesserson2
Let’s shut this crowd up


Villainiquity
Quinn Snyder’s face shows years of coaching stress. Feel sorry for him.

TensionX1
It’s just the good ole Utah cocaine.

Ryan0413
Why is this guy who looks like a 40 year old dad playing pickup at the YMCA absolutely torching us?

irritatedgorilla
Anyone else feel like one of these fans might run onto the court and punch Kyle?

ZeroMayCry7
every team wants to beat us so bad lol

danger_zones
We make every game feel like a playoff game. That crowd is lit

mylene6601
Why do Utah fans cheer like it’s the 7th game of the series?

car362
‘Cause they don’t know much about playoff success tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️

MarkellNelson
Gobert is a whiny bitch

6ixDeshaunWatson4
Fuck Rudy Gobert on GOD

DAS-Nice
The crying Frenchman lives up to the stereotype

Defences
Wow their fanbase is trash

SingaporeanSlaw
Cheering an injury

bebcakez
Stay classy Utah fans ~


JunkePlayerlol
Do the jazz always shoot this well? I know they got the players but damn

echothree33
Gotta give this crowd some appreciation. They are loud. Wow. Hopefully the Raps can shut them up in the end!

fucktaugeh
Utah crowd is amped cos their white guy is scoring

JakeSpurs
Gobert getting out rebounded by OG this guy fucking STINKS

SpiritedRecluse
WOWRY

aryathatchiq
KYLE OH MY FUCKING GOD

deexus
THIS IS WHY WERE THE CHAMPS.

mansmurf
lowrys dick is so big

seriouslymai
That’s quite an understatement
They’re HUGE

frncsca
Not gonna lie this crowd’s lit and hyped af

yachtrock94
Jazz fans love their team. They’re a great fan base.

kebrough
Credit where credit is due, their crowd is LOUD

HJVibes
Imagine your home crowd chanting your name for contributing 4 points

ihopethisisvalid
They’re hyped up on diet caffeine free coca cola

Shaftell
Holy shit these Jazz players complain after every whistle!

adamm2129
Fuck you french bitch

saluko_xD
Fuck utah


DDRaptors
The French and their shenanigans.

DeadGrass13
CRY MORE BAGUETTE BOY

MolicOnePGR
Rudy Gobert got an attitude for being such a mid player.

pskill43
Fuck this useless bum Gobert

cxmachi
gobert you are fucking trash bro. Go cry on Twitter again later

NateRgreat
Lol gobert trying to compensate cause he’s shit player. Sit down with your 6 pts boy. You ain’t tough

apez-
Ill always say this, UTAH has the worst fucking fans in the NBA lmao

6AboveAll
I don’t watch a lot of Utah games but what I’ve seen today from Rudy gobert he must have some sort of mental issues

UbiquityChaos
Gobert is a stupid fuck

NateRgreat
OG would kick goberts ass. Gobert the biggest softy in the league. Remember when he cried cause he didn’t make the all star game 😂😂😂😂

Thugnificent477
How tf did Gobert make the allstar team? This guy sucks lmao

Paschal1
Gobert is mad he can’t finish over someone like a foot shorter than him lmao

DorkInShiningArmour
Shoutout to my boi OG for not being scared of that mountain of a man 😂😂

ATribeCalledReinvest
LMAOO Utah Jazz fans gonna be upset like Gobert was actually doing shit anyways for them

sassy-the-sasquatch-
FUCK THE JAZZ

TreChomes
Gobert got some thick head veins

instantkamera
Get the fuck off the floor, your name is GObert, not Staybert.

LordOfBathurst
FUCK MOODY GOBERT. HOLD THIS L YOU BEAN


North977
Utah’s a trash team

Salad12
i had a nightmare that quinn snyder was chasing me through a dark alleyway

Nboldt03
Utah fans finna say something racist

WhiteSteveNash
Their coach looks like a crackhead

cheeky_cheeky
Damn Utah coach looks like a serial killer psycho

SpennyUdigg
Jazz coach definitely on the booger sugar

JaccuziPussyJuicy
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN UTAH

Stejuan
Jazz coach looks like Alex Mahone from prison break

ZeroMayCry7
crazy obsessive cop mahone or homeless and coked up mahone? lmao

NoseBlind2
TRUE

queefasaurus-rex
Joe Ingles looks like every white dad I’ve ever played against at the YMCA

ZeroMayCry7
i can see why people hate jazz fans now lol

NateRgreat
Easy game as expected

zazenbr
Ibaka just called Gobert RUDY GAY ROFL

attainwealthswiftly
Hope Gobert goes home and cries like when he didn’t get voted as an All-Star.

Utah Jazz at Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 8, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Bad Boys.

Thoughts on the Kenny Atkinson firing?
Posted by Basketballbeeker on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:11 PM

It’s a very Nets decision.
Posted by EJohns_1004 on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:12 PM

IMO
It has Kyrie written all over it.
Who the hell are they going to hire?

Posted by Basketballbeeker on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:13 PM

They have a problem with those two.
The two most emotional players in the league.
You never know which Durant or Irving you’re gonna get.
Not great for team chemistry.
Winning heals all though I guess.

Posted by EJohns_1004 on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:15 PM

The Tank is going super duper well
Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:26 PM

We have been giving up ridiculously high
Opponent FG%, especially in first halves lately.

Posted by Toledo Joe on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:26 PM

Eeeeetroit Basketball!!!
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:28 PM

Woof
Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:40 PM

Hello
Fuck voting, fuck Trump, and fuck the Jazz.

Posted by Christopher Saucier on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:50 PM

That ugly Bog guy is killing etroit
Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 7:55 PM

39 points
in a half …

Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:00 PM


9 pt game. let’s go.
Posted by senelcoolidge on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:39 PM

Wood getting it in
Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:32 PM

Give them the Wood!
Posted by senelcoolidge on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:48 PM

2 pt game. Wood with another dunk.
Posted by senelcoolidge on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:49 PM

tie game. Let’s go! screw the tank for tonight.
Posted by senelcoolidge on Mar 7, 2020 | 8:50 PM

We gone stone cold
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:02 PM

Gobert is a punk
Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:06 PM

Hey it was fun for like 15 minutes or so.
Posted by Crosseyed on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:09 PM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME REF!!!!
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:22 PM

Honestly, fuck these refs!!
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:24 PM

Nice game fellas
We all fought hard

Posted by rames on Mar 7, 2020 | 9:27 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Pistons Reddit.

Wctorrey
The Atlanta Hawks are the most frustrating franchise to watch and compete against in the tank sweepstakes. If Trae Young was so great and in the same category as a Luka Doncic, why are they so horrible? They have a decent young core around him.

liveslowdiesoft
Utah and Charlotte.. Our Achilles heels.

MrJustJason
To be honest… Every team seems to be our Achilles heel

OlDickDonald
Goddamn Atlanta, have some fuckin tegridy

OlDickDonald
Tony Bradley looks like one of the Monstars

g59mountsinai
let’s fucking go mane

Mtommy
Our style of play is so much better without Blake and Andre. Playing with pace like this is just objectively more fun

vkolcaj
That was fun while it lasted lol

DRob400
Tank commander Thon yessirrrr

siddyhall
Gotta give Coach Casey credit on the bold insertion

OlDickDonald
Casey’s pushing all the wrong buttons.
The perfect tank commander.

cammjohn
Fuck Gobert

ReggieZoldyk21
Gobert is a bitch

Rayshon1042
Gobert talks so much shit. Fuck outta here you get carried by a DM and a guy who looks like he plays pickup basketball at Lifetime

NateRgreat
Gobert, the biggest bitch in sports

_orangepekoe
“Pistons again fight valiantly” 💗 any time we lose but don’t get blown out by 15+ is a good game for me.

Utah Jazz at Boston Celtics: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 7, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Celtics Blog.

Not expecting a win tonight.
utah has been playing well since we beat them, Celtics are banged up and beating a 39 win team down two starters is too much

Posted by IamtheWalrusgoogoogajoob on Mar 6, 2020 | 6:42 PM

Flushed away a solid effort
with three garbage minutes. Disgraceful.

Posted by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:35 PM

Way to end the quarter by giving up the lead.
Posted by onecowboytoo on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:35 PM

lol what a great end to the quarter
We have some real garbage on our bench.

Posted by docomoCelts on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:37 PM

This is where Brad fails as a coach. His team starts to flag, get sloppy, etc. and he can’t get the ship righted.
Posted by ERM_62 on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:41 PM

Way to go Brad. You’ve waited pretty much the entire quarter with your best player on the bench. Unreal.
And the announcers say nothing. Nothing!

Posted by ERM_62 on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:53 PM

Brad too cocky with the 2nd qtr rotation. Sheez
Posted by jaypee4boston on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:56 PM

I can’t watch anymore
Oh, and if you had Mike Conley as today’s opponent who will inexplicably shoot out of his mind, congrats.

Posted by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 6, 2020 | 8:56 PM

its tough for me to watch the way weve been playing lately…
Brad seems so one dimensional.

Posted by Boborino on Mar 6, 2020 | 9:09 PM


Poor coaching today and bad officiating.
Posted by jaypee4boston on Mar 6, 2020 | 9:42 PM

Smat hit in the nuts yet again.
Posted by onecowboytoo on Mar 6, 2020 | 9:55 PM

Marcus is the king of the nut shot.
If ever there were a man in need of a cup, it’s gotta be Marcus Smart.

Posted by WasteOfHeight on Mar 6, 2020 | 9:56 PM

He should get an award.
Posted by The Bird and The Truth on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:04 PM

Our offense doesnt resemble organised ball.
Posted by Boborino on Mar 6, 2020 | 9:56 PM

Have to agree – Brad is coaching terribly
He just left Theis and Tatum off too long

Posted by Agit8or on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:01 PM

so ugly…ugly basketball…….aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by Boborino on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:14 PM

ESPN has Gobert with 3 blocks. Feels like a dozen.
Posted by WasteOfHeight on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:14 PM

hes tough
Posted by Boborino on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:16 PM

Well, that was a putrid effort
Posted by pdelevett on Mar 6, 2020 | 10:21 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Boston Celtics Reddit.

xta420
Quin Snyder could totally play Two-Face in a Batman movie.

motoceltic
Donovan Mitchel wishes he were Jayson Tatum

NateRgreat
people actually thought Mitchell was better than Tatum at one point. That is hilarious

Brad-Stevens
interesting lineup
Smart/Semi/Tatum/Grant/Theis

NateRgreat
Lol this is an automatic W.

TantalizingBanana
Celtics playing well yay!

NateRgreat
Marcus smart >>>> Conley

wuethar
bogdanovic acting like he got shot by a sniper on that contest

Brad-Stevens
Theis is killin Gobert lmao

Ulexes
TIL Kanter and I have the same vertical leap.

HookersForDahl2017
Kanter misses more layups and gets rejected more than any center I’ve watched

not1fuk
Kanter has been absolutely useless since his injury. Not a single thing to like about his game right now.

OrangeKookie
kanter you stat padding piece of shit just score the layup

lverson
Shit end to quarter


CrippledMylar
Of course Mike Conley does well against us of all teams

cimmanonrolls
what a disaster.

communitystan
God our bench sucks

Cryrie
Worst bench In the league

NP_3009
OK Jordan Clarkson. You can return to be trash again now

FloweredWallpaper
Fuck, now Utah can’t miss 3’s.

CrippledMylar
Can Utah put their Starting 5 back in please ?

srstone71
Our defense is so goddamn fucking pathetic right now.

pocahontas8520
Jazz are just making everything. Unreal

acat20
Christ these guys dont miss

qbblitza
Yeah the Jazz just hit 15 straight buckets, and brad just sat and watched. Again

blacktop_21
A properly timed time out? Well I’ll be.

qbblitza
Properly timed my ass, the jazz just hit 15 straight shots

TatumLeclerc016
What the fucking shit is this lineup?

Only_Transition
we’re tanking


OrangeKookie
lmfao Stevens randomly benched Tatum for 9 minutes
fucking imbecile

NateRgreat
Of course we choke this game. Against the jazz of all teams.

GingerMcJesus
The jazz aren’t a bad team

kyleakyle
Why the fuck is Theis getting back in the game with 2 monutes left?????

Luckoduck
Brad Stevens

the_corruption
Walked away and it was like 27-16…what the hell happened?

Luckoduck
Bra stevens lineups

CrippledMylar
Imagine paying Gobert a max contract LOL

Ienjoymyself
We’re going to win. Mitchell has been ass and they’ll cool down. We’ll start hitting easy peasy .

1337speak
How many fucking open threes are we going to give to the Jazz

Brad-Stevens
they really hit 13 threes in the first half my lawd

maplesyrupandwaffles
we are getting absolutely FUCKED by the refs

Dankeymcdank
Brad Stevens bet on the Jazz


dirtscoolerthanukno
Hey I just woke up from a coma, can the Utah Jazz miss a shot?

emg000
Just got out of a Cambodian prison. Are the Utah Jazz the best 3pt shooting team of all time?

TechSupportLarry
That might have been the worst half of basketball Stevens has game managed ever

yea-aight-
Has mike Conley ever scored this much in his career ?

Meshu
hey guys listen I dont wanna SOUND like a CRAZY PERSON but if BRAD STEVENS doesn’t TEAR OFF HIS OWN SHIRT AND STRANGLE MIKE CONLEY WITH IT like a REAL COACH WOULD DO to ENERGISE OUR TROOPS I’M gonna DO IT MYSELF

BroodingDecepticon
Missed the first half. What’s happening?

motoceltic
The Jazz are playing like the 2016 warriors

VistaVick
The curse of the irish. Every game career night against us

wuethar
Bogdanovic is playing one of the most inexplicably shitty games I’ve seen this year. Dude straight up can’t pass or catch a basketball right now.

1337speak
Gobert the biggest poser ever

bubsiboo
Gobert is a little fucking bitch and his face looks like my fucking ballsack

Lightingfast31
What is brads problem we can’t buy a basket and he still doesn’t call a timeout


bubsiboo
I hope these refs fucking have a horrible potato salad and spend the whole weekend with the shits

ThanosIsDoomfist
Clarkson always plays super hard against us no matter what team hes moved to
He has to have some sort of seething hatred for us

BScottyJ
Wtf was that Wanamaker

MichyBatman
What in the fuck was that Wanamaker

motoceltic
He sucks dick

youngbuckman
Would you rather have cancer, or Wanamaker on your team?

gorkemguzel32
We have the worst bench unit in the history of the basketball without a doubt.

cpcpfjan
I’d rather have coronavirus than watch Wanamaker play this game

OrangeKookie
wanamaker better not be on this team next year fuck that guy

ThanosIsDoomfist
Wanamaker is built like the hot dogs from Sausage Party

Droppin_DimesSP
IT> Brad I’m sorry

HookersForDahl2017
I’ve shaken off dingleberries that can ref better than NBA ones

ThanosIsDoomfist
God I fucking hate Jordan Clarkson.

bubsiboo
Fuck the refs and our offense and fuck Conley and that fucking big bitch Gobert

ThanosIsDoomfist
We just need to quintuple team Clarkson cause the mf clearly aint gonna pass


mr0poopybootyhole
Horrible defense and horrible offense. Great combo

Lightingfast31
Brad better put in tatum.

blacktop_21
Jayson Tatum? Never heard of him. – Brad Stevens

TantalizingBanana
Smart nut shotted again jesus…

iambgriffs
How many more shots directly to the dick can Smart really take. Jesus.

BradMarchandIsCute
Every game this man gets his damn dick kicked

wuethar
another dickshot for Marcus

whitetail27
Hit in the nuts once again

captaing1
marcus needs new nuts

horseshoeoverlook
Smart just got hit in the gonads once again smh

pokemonandpot
how does he always manage to get hit in the nads?

Zuzubar
Smart’s mamba is so big, it keeps getting hit

BostonClippers
Does Smart have the largest testicles in the world and any blow to the abdomen area is a blow to his balls?

roussin_
Happy birthday Marcus Smart, your present is you’re the only one to show up today and you get a kick in the dick.

morethanaplane
The balls can’t even have a break on their birthday

WistyBang
Marcus just doesn’t want kids at this point

NotFabMelo
this man ain’t never gonna have kids.

afat123
Marcus is sterile at this point

exitsanity
Smart better have some swimmers in the bank.

Lightingfast31
Smart literally gets hit in the groin once a game. Like it always happens. This man is never having kids

All-StarbySmashMouth
Smarts gotta start wearing a cup

cpcpfjan
Just wear a cup bro

not1fuk
Smart needs to wear a cup at this point.

BScottyJ
We’re gonna have to get Marcus to start wearing a cup

BradMarchandIsCute
Marcus gotta start wearing a steel plate around his dick like Bret Hart wore around his ribs to stop Goldberg’s spear

HookersForDahl2017
Smart is gonna be the master of whisperers soon

SKIANI
Anyone know the Celtics record when smart takes a nut shot? Does Celtics Stat guy dick light have that stat?

phoknow
Marcus’s junk deserves a roster spot and a salary


twelvefourtysix
Gobert always seems to be doing something potentially harmful or illegal

motoceltic
I’m ashamed that brad Stevens is from Indiana

blacktop_21
Yeah sit back & put your feet up Brad, it’s all good bro.

1337speak
THESE REFS BLOW SO MUCH

Brad-Stevens
we are getting BONED

1337speak
The Celtics and the refs have not been good

OrangeKookie
it really feels like the bench is shoving the celtics into the grave and the refs are putting a nail on the casket

Ienjoymyself
Refs won’t let it be close. Fuck off.

TantalizingBanana
Does Kenny have money on Utah?

bubsiboo
I hope these refs choke on semis fuckingn monster schlong and die

TheTranquilBeavers
Kenny Mauer can eat my nuts

captaing1
fuck the refs

maplesyrupandwaffles
someone lock me in a room with a baseball bat and ken fucking mauer

1337speak
The Celtics have been so bad tonight they are making Conley look like he’s actually worth half of his contract

pskill43
Why is gobert wearing shooting sleeves I have never see him shooting a mid range shot.

Only_Transition
they’re dunking sleeves

TatumLeclerc016
Fuck Gobert

basketballbacon
Rudy Gobert is a monster defensively jesus

pskill43
Conley has been shit all year and this is the break out game. If he start doing this in the playoffs we know where it all started.

ThanosIsDoomfist
Terrible bench play
Nothing going for our offense
Bum ass Conley playing his best game all year
Terrible fucking officiating.
Smarts nards getting hit again
Im over this game, man.


Boston_Champions
I would trust a 3 year old to make a three more then this group tonight

Theschill
Why tf is wannamaker in this crunch time situation?

SHAWNNOTSEAN
Brad Wannamisser embarrassing himself right now.

TatumLeclerc016
Fuck this trash ass Wanamaker

OrangeKookie
fuck you wanamaker get the fuck off the team trash ass

TackoFallFan
Wanamaker YOU BELONG IN THE CBA YOU WORTHLESS FUCK

mikemasse10
FIRE BRAD STEVENS

TechSupportLarry
Brad Steven calls a timeout to get Wanamaker another shot

PeterDinkleberg
I’m still fucking crying lmao Wanamaker missed that shit by a fuckin mile

toggidoggi
Mistakes:
– Wanamaker taking clutch shots down the stretch
– Wanamaker on the floor down the stretch
– Marcus Smart taking 14 threes, 3 more than Tatum/Kemba combined
– Marcus Smart having the most FGA amongst all players on both teams (22 FGA)
– Brad Wanamaker

bleedgreensg
You forgot Brad Wananaker

The_Commonwealth
I wish the Celtics had a real coach

_Juntao
Sign of a bad team: you let mike fucking conley go off

mikemasse10
Upvote if you wish corona virus upon Brad Wanamaker

Utah Jazz at New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 5, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Posting and Toasting.

Let’s get this L boys
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Mar 4, 2020 | 7:19 PM

the grizz did a great job foisting Conley and that contract onto the Jazz
Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 7:43 PM

yeah. dont even think its fit
hes not good anymore

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 7:47 PM

gotta love randle taking a matchup with Gobert as a prime opportunity to iso
Posted by Friday Night Knicks on Mar 4, 2020 | 7:50 PM

i swear ive played with Ingles at the park on Sunday mornings
he was like the 4th pick

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 7:56 PM

Hopeless Payton foray into the paint into hopeless Randle postup on Gobert
My gonads are tingling

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:02 PM

Quin Snyder looks genuinely coked out of his mind
Posted by The only Knick with the Knack on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:06 PM

Quin Snyder has definitely killed a hooker in a drug induced mania
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:06 PM

dude. that happened almost 2 weeks ago. let it go
Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:08 PM

Quinn Snyder adds 10 fun points to every game by himself
Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:06 PM

Portis exacting revenge on Utah for not finalizing their delegate count in Bernie’s favor yet
Posted by LatvianPrankster on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:14 PM

great point
Posted by normanhathaway on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:15 PM

Randle is fucking dumb
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:32 PM

Bogdan Bogdan has the facial expression of a man who has been lobotomized.
Posted by jacoop on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:33 PM


Steve Mills should be banned from even thinking the word basketball.
Posted by Anthony FreeMasons on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:51 PM

He should be banned from thinking about any circular object in general
just to be safe

Posted by LatvianPrankster on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:55 PM

Conley is so cooked that Elf just crossed him over
Posted by LatvianPrankster on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:55 PM

Man, Conley is washed
Posted by LatvianPrankster on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:59 PM

Conley looks uuuuuuh
Not good

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 4, 2020 | 8:59 PM

Geez. We were up 5 like 3 mins ago, I take the time to catch up and read the game thread posts
And now we’re down 12.
New York Knicks basketball… Catch it!

Posted by Disappointment on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:10 PM

is Gobert just not as good as everyone says?
he hasn’t exactly protected the paint tonight

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:17 PM

I feel like if Randle played on the ’90s teams with Mason and Oakley
Those 2 would beat the shit out of him in the locker room a couple times and he would never try his one on 4 bullshit ever again

Posted by Disappointment on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:30 PM

Ah, sell the team chants
Posted by Ewing Finger Roll of Doom on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:40 PM

Never gets old
Posted by Russ on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:41 PM

Wire to wire garbage time
Posted by ISwearImNotJamesDolan on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:50 PM

The moral victory is that we cut it to 8 to end the game
So when they gloss over this game when doing the recap of nightly games they’ll just say “Jazz down the Knicks 112-104” instead of “Jazz throttle the Knicks 112-99”

Posted by Disappointment on Mar 4, 2020 | 9:52 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New York Knicks Reddit.

PadrinoGodTier
i love frank but i’ll never be over the fact that we don’t have mitchell

AustinRiversNYK
Why didn’t we listen to Pitino?!

RealSteveScaf
God please stop the Bloomberg ads

MitchCurry
Pretty sure they’ll be stopping now that he’s no longer running lol

The_Real_Todd_Gack
Way to pay all up front Mike.

AustinRiversNYK
This Utah team would be contenders if not for Conley falling off

PadrinoGodTier
agreed

PadrinoGodTier
bog is murdering us

willis-reed-MVP
Randle going at gobert 1on1 is going to get old really fast


ShiftintoGEAR4
We are gonna get blown out huh.

HJ2K43
Wtf is this lineup

zachbac
I hate this starting lineup so much

OldManWiggy
This lineup is suffering lmao

willis-reed-MVP
This lineup is dog shit

The_Blunt_Guy
Garbage ass line up.

ShiftintoGEAR4
For my sanity, after the first quarter imma just stop watching

pipstar112
Going stop watching now, no point in watching veterans that won’t be here next season get spanked

The_Blunt_Guy
Game ended before it even started.


Thelastpope16
Ingles looks like he smokes a pack a day

chipzrl
man we are horrible right now lol

yanksnbanks
Alright well guys this is it for me this year. See you all next year. Signing off

rjsmith420x
Andddd thats all i can take today fellas

twelvydubs
Damn it’s only the first quarter?

PadrinoGodTier
Robert portis goat???

MitchCurry
According to Wikipedia, his legal name is actually Bobby Portis lol

PadrinoGodTier
no fucking way lmao

MitchCurry
Google confirmed it lmao

OldManWiggy
Robert’s eyeballs are so big he can see the rim better.
Some players have long, dexterous arms, others have lower body explosiveness and quickness, Robert has impressive ocular capabilities


EwingsRevenge21
Franky crossover into DUNK

InsideYouiCum
Yess frank fuck my ass fuck my mothers ass fuck my fathers ass! Fuckkkkk

ayo69
Bro you’re making us look bad

DragonEevee1
The good news to come from today is that Nets fans are calling for Atkinson’s head. The dream of him in NY looks real

PadrinoGodTier
julius randle plays like if 2013 melo wasn’t talented

AkirraKrylon
Randle is a fucking MORON. I literally hate this dude.

namerused
One of my least favorite players to watch of all-time

InsideYouiCum
I’d rather watch my grandma try to lick my ass

AlexanderRussell
Randle fucking up every aspect of the game

lamarcuswallace
Randle’s so fucking stupid

Inebriated_Assassin
Who the hell told Randle he should be dribbling the basketball? Wherever that person is, they need to never coach basketball again.

MitchCurry
I hate Julius Randle. Hate.


shrek124
lmfao why is there still a mike bloomberg ad

willis-reed-MVP
He bought them in bulk lmao

TreSeven
Instead of buying ads Bloomberg could’ve bought us a good shooting coach and probably earned more votes off that than all the ads

willis-reed-MVP
What happened to Conley sheesh looks like the monstars took his talent

TreSeven
They got an open 3 while down one player man wtf

HokageEzio
Dude Randle is destroying Rudy.

MitchCurry
Really wild that Gobert has been in the league for so long and still has just awful footwork in the post.

baylixir
I know Gobert ain’t flexing boy you letting Julius fucking Randle cook you

shreddyk
Anyone else really dislike gobert

chicken101
The Jazz constantly foul and use moving screens. It’s absolute bullshit


rnbaModsAreRetards
Randle the type of guy to turn a middle pick and roll in which he is the roll man into a wing iso

BeachCruisin22
Randle is not as good as I thought he was based upon games where he torched the knicks in the past.

MitchCurry
Ok, can’t do this anymore. Zion v Luka time.

AkirraKrylon
Down 20 with 6 min to go against a top western team? Better put the vets back in…

joorral
Game is over and the vets are playing? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

spewitt123
we are down 20 with 4 minutes left and you’re just gonna leave in the vets to pad their stats, what a fucking joke

sppidderman
Queue sell the team chants

namerused
Payton and Ellington are still in the game??????????????????????????

mikeybibbs
ELLINGTON AND BULLOCK IN GARBAGE MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING. FIRE MILLER ON GOD

PadrinoGodTier
so who do you guys want in the draft lmaoo

TreSeven
We lost by by 8 but it feels like we lost by 40

Utah Jazz at Cleveland Cavaliers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 3, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Fear the Sword.

How many alley oops will Gobert complete tonight
Posted by Jookboks on Mar 2, 2020 | 6:31 PM

It is astounding every time Delly manages to score
Posted by Jookboks on Mar 2, 2020 | 6:31 PM

The Cavs look competent
Posted by Jookboks on Mar 2, 2020 | 6:41 PM

Alright, well. The Jazz are better than us and have more than 7 people available. Considering that, great half!
Posted by Jookboks on Mar 2, 2020 | 7:02 PM

It appears Donovan is good
Posted by Jookboks on Mar 2, 2020 | 7:36 PM

lol Jook, trying to go for an understatement title?
Posted by KRoa on Mar 2, 2020 | 7:39 PM

Utah goes on the most subtle and polite blitzkriegs.
Every time I’ve watched them play they put up a phantom 20 point lead after it feels like both teams had been playing at relatively neck-and-neck pace.

Posted by Stale Lips on Mar 2, 2020 | 7:52 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Cleveland Cavaliers Reddit.

Somali_Kamikaze
I have a bad feeling that Clarkson is going to murder us.

holaimaaron
Quin Snyder looks like a DC villian.

PrimeSmoothn
Gobert is comically bigger than Nance lol

vodkasolution
poor Ante, he’s playing a few games, and he got Gobert to match with

PrimeSmoothn
Bogdanovic giving me PTSD from the Pacers series

Infinite_Ladder
Gobert may break the record for number of dunks in a game*
*Not including Wilt, probably

arf11f
Delly>Exum

holaimaaron
Let Niang keep shooting lol

FiestaSTguy94
Jordan Clarkson has a crooked mustache

cHinzoo
I miss Clarkson, but I’m happy he’ll go to the playoffs with Utah

feldy454
He deserves another shot at the playoffs

holaimaaron
Man our young guys really want to go at Gobert don’t they lol

clevelandsportsboi
Gobert literally looks like a giant out there

Garfield-1-23-23
Exum, say it ain’t so. A blazer with a hoodie?


TiksonBobikson
This could get reeeeeeeeeeeeeally ugly now

cHinzoo
So they got a DPOY and our guys just keeps attacking him, expecting a different outcome lol

Garfield-1-23-23
Man, our boys really want to show Gobert that they can’t score on him.

PrimeSmoothn
I like Gobert but he has ZERO touch

clevelandsportsboi
He’s 7’1” he’s got no skill

DJLJR26
I thought conley was lousy this year?

KKamm_
Why was Clarkson never money from deep when he was here? That boy was throwing up bricks

KKamm_
Wtf is Cedi doing? He realizes that was Rudy fucking Gobert on him, right?

Hold_my_Dirk
They’re out of gas

Utah Jazz vs. Washington Wizards: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 29, 2020
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Washington Wizards Reddit.

NateRgreat
Ws have been rare. But this one should be a W easy

NateRgreat
If john wall was here, itd be such a quick death for em

13bee
Bogdanovic has a face of a complainer.

ScaryBullfrog
I would appreciate it if the Jazz missed a shot or two at some point this game

ap_2975
They’re taking wide open shots so I doubt they’ll miss much

foreververyrare
We can’t make shit

allhallowsmourn
Yeahhh if we could actually make a basket, that’d be great.

ShadowWings44
We can heat up too!

ScaryBullfrog
There’s that patented Wizards end of half…wait what???


13bee
Mitchell is only 6’1? No freaking way.

ScaryBullfrog
He’s short he’s just springy af

ScaryBullfrog
In every wizards game there is a stretch of 5 minutes where you wonder if you’re really, truly watching a professional basketball game
This is that stretch

foreververyrare
They really making everything

allhallowsmourn
This is painful

n00dles__
UH OH INGLES. YOU FRICCIN MORON. YOU JUST GOT…
B3RTANNED!!!

ballerben421
Motherfuckers hitting everything

Weall23
of course they go off against us

foreververyrare
They really make everything

foreververyrare
Man this sucks

Utah Jazz vs. Boston Celtics: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 27, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Celtics Blog.

Spider cooking Kanter – 3 consecutive possessions.
Posted by Parishing on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:16 PM

Hayward cant take the pressure in there
Posted by Boborino on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:25 PM

NBA refs are gutless punks. In the meantime, Utah isn’t missing Hayward who can barely hit the rim.
Posted by ERM_62 on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:28 PM

Hayward
Please take him out!!!!

Posted by jamesmoorepainting on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:28 PM

Kanter is a turnstile when he’s defending the pick-and-roll.
Posted by GreenGuru on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:38 PM

Really looks like fans
are in Hayward’s head.

Posted by Oldutican on Feb 26, 2020 | 11:42 PM

Man, I can see it in his demeanor on which nights hes gonna struggle shooting….Hes not liking the pressure in that arena tonight, at all.
Posted by Boborino on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:06 AM

It is nice to see the irresponsible brother from the TV show Wings found work as an NBA coach for the Jazz.
Posted by onecowboytoo on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:07 AM

Yikes Gordon
glad we’re not playing in Utah again

Posted by HisReggieness on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:14 AM

Good God Gordon
Posted by Oldutican on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:14 AM

Please
Less minutes for Hayward.

Posted by jamesmoorepainting on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:15 AM

Celtics’ big men are vastly outplaying Utah’s.
Gobert barely noticeable so far tonight.

Posted by WasteOfHeight on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:38 AM

Very impressive
3-1 road trip without Kemba

Posted by Oldutican on Feb 27, 2020 | 12:50 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Boston Celtics Reddit.

fakercmn
Gordon Hayward revenge game

wellgroomedmcpoyle
I love those Jazz jerseys

_Juntao
That court and those jerseys are such a classic. Looks so nice

PrimordialDescent
They really boo Hayward still
Lmao such a pathetic fan base

cpcpfjan
Mormons wilding right now

PrimordialDescent
My god jazz fans are some of the worst in the league to boo Hayward 😂😂

wuethar
Has anyone ever been more butthurt for less reason than Utah fans over Hayward?

PacifistaPX-0
Those are some salty Mormons lol

Lightingfast31
Fuck the jazz fans. You would think after all Hayward has been through they would show some class

Yerison109
Utah should boo their own team

-Zaytoven-
Quinn Synder wearing designer belts ahaha

Sh4moo
Wait so why are jazz fans salty at Hayward?

The_SchoolBusDriver
because it’s Utah and they have nothing better to do?


moyni7
Those uni’s and that floor are so god damn nice why ever wear anything else

Lightingfast31
You would think Hayward killed mitt Romney kid with all these boos

carrotmush
Hayward is going to shut the salty mormons up real quick

tauraj97
Did they boo gordon? How classless do you have to be?

freon
Holy shit these are some rowdy mormons.did someone spike the sodas with caffeine?

Droppin_DimesSP
You think the jazz fans would get over it it’s been 3 years man lmao

ryanator2736
I think they’re cheering louder when Hayward misses than when heir own team scores

ezank91
Jazz are playing with low effort

cpcpfjan
Can we fucking send Utah to Russia. Fuck them

Lightingfast31
Not trying to be racist but I’ve never seen some many white and such few black people at a basketball game

Lightingfast31
Hayward can’t let these trash ass fans get to his head

Bailey_Mahe
I want Hayward to make this crowd shut up but he has been so passive


DerelictDonkeyEngine
Utah has to be the pettiest fanbase in the world

cooliest
Did I just hear boos when Hayward was dribbling and cheers when he made the shot? Lmao.

DumpsterGeorge
There’s lots of Celtics fans there

DAB12AC
Lot of Celtics fans in that building

FergieBall_FC
Utah’s offense has been fugly so far. I like that.

bobfrombawston
Utah fans are huge dorks.

gda19
Take out kanter for the love of god

not1fuk
Abusing the hell out of Kanters defense

whitetail27
Mitchell is cookin Kanter lol

samkifle
Mitchell isnt even good. Kanter is just the worst defensive big in History.

gforce7919
Kanter is horrible on defense.


gda19
Is hayward extra passive today

Luckoduck
Head case

20wall
Holy shit Hayward looks bad. Again. I’m getting sick of this

PacifistaPX-0
Utah Mormons fans are absolutely insufferable holy fuck

-Zaytoven-
Hayward is definitely the guy that would let this environment bother him

HailKyrie
These refs are dogshit

IntergalacticWZRD
Why are NBA refs such bitchboys

Sh4moo
Getting more and more confident that theis fucked every single NBA ref’s wife

bubsiboo
Ref don’t got a wife just got a goat in a pink dress they fuck in ass

gda19
Hayward needs to shut these mormons down pls

hurricanehershel
Imagine living in Utah lmao

PacifistaPX-0
100% the one state I avoid like the plague

laogicreddit
Fuck the refs and fuck Utah

PacifistaPX-0
Utah is a such a shithole


3Jester3
Replacing Rubio with Conley was a bad move.

mikemasse10
Donovan Mitchell has a punchable cunt face

BradyGronktd1287
Hayward plays so fucking soft at times.

YoudBeSurprisedB
God I hope Hayward doesn’t pick up that $34 million option

Luckoduck
Hayward is sooooooo awful

redsox17
Hayward is so fucking timid. I feel like every big game the dude sucks. Can’t wait to have him off the books

patriots96
gotta admit donovan is fun to watch

Sh4moo
Yeah hes looking fire

samkifle
Hayward is completely useless out there

HailKyrie
These Morman fuckheads suck

georgeclooney223
Racist ass jazz fans

cardinalyams
Jesus Hayward

that0neGuy22
Gordo has sucked on this road trip

BreakingGarrick
Trade Hayward.


sentony93
Is it just me or does Hayward crumble under pressure more often than he thrives

ExistingNail
Hayward is the most mentally weak player on this team

RainIML
Hayward been playing too many video games and staying up past his bedtime

MambaOut420
Hayward is so fucking mentally weak.

_Juntao
Let’s stop attacking mormons, the city of Utah, and the jazz franchise please. They’re a great team and they’re proving it right now by beating us. Let’s hope for them to beat the lakers in the playoffs instead of spewing vitriol

DerelictDonkeyEngine
Are people attacking Mormons? I’m only seeing comments about how fucking petty Jazz fans are being about Hayward leaving years ago

fiskeybusiness
Salt Lake City would be the best place to live in America if it wasn’t so fucking Mormon

OrangeKookie
so apparently all you have to do to shut down Hayward is have the fans make him feel bad

TantalizingBanana
Gordon stop letting the mormons get to you

20wall
Holy fuck-he can’t even make a FT. Why is he in the game at this point?

Luckoduck
Jfc Gordon

OsgSandmanZC
Hayward is shitting his pants right now.

CDR40
Hayward has to look at the bright side, at least the Utah fans won’t drop the n bomb on him like they did to Russell.


Theschill
Mitchell is SO good.

thatgreik
Mitchell needs to stop.

Lightingfast31
Mitchell shows off a lot

bradyisking
He’s good enough to warrant it

OsgSandmanZC
Does Utah’s fanbase always seem this…….angry?

edwardsamson
Well Hayward’s here and he left them

BroodingDecepticon
It’s what you do when your beer is less than 3%; you get angry.

srstone71
Sexually frustrated and they can’t take the edge off with alcohol. I’d be angry too.

CDR40
Lotta pent up sexual frustration

fiskeybusiness
Drink an IPA tonight just to spite Utah fans—they can’t drink anything more that 4% in bars

alphi_07
Tatum is closest thing to Kobe.

mondomovieguys
The the refs, fuck Mitchell’s fucked up face and fuck these racist polygamous Utah fans. I want Gordon to dunk on these hoes.

fiskeybusiness
A top 5 reason players don’t want to play in Utah is because the strippers have to wear pasties


Vuish
Hayward, what the fuck was that?

fakercmn
Hayward needs to be tougher mentally

mydograndy
Hayward wake the fuck up

ahassell1998
Hayward is playing like absolute butthole.

that0neGuy2
Brad gives Hayward a lot of leeway…

20wall
Way too much. Anyone else would 100% be benched at this point

1337speak
Quin Snyder looking straight into my eyes would make me uncomfortable

ahassell1998
I love the jazz uniforms

MambaOut420
Gobert is one of the biggest pussies in the league

wilsondb2
Here’s a post to hoping Hayward doesn’t play like dogshit the rest of the game


fakercmn
HAYWARD FFS

TheSpermWhoWon
This game should be a blowout without Hayward

BobbyBonerz
Hayward lol you’re literally costing us the game at this point

that0neGuy22
Hayward 🤢

ahassell1998
Hayward is god awful

not1fuk
Fucking hell Hayward.

4DeeDogg
When do we officially label the Hayward experiment a failure? After his contract is up and we don’t resign him?

CDR40
Just let Gordo go back to the locker room to play league of legends. At least then he can feel the toxicity he deserves

MambaOut420
These refs must be mormon

256dak
Utah has the most petty fans in the league.

Ienjoymyself
Pent up Mormon rage and “economic anxiety”.

PrimordialDescent
We need to boo jazz players every time they’re in Boston bc fuck their fan base
I could punch a Mormon right now
<

-Zaytoven-
Even if the Jazz win they still have to live in Utah


CDR40
Gordo apologists “he did a thing once in clippers game”
The rest of us:
$32.7 million this year and misses layups

Lightingfast31
I don’t know what the fuck Snyder says but they jazz come out of timeouts with huge runs

Carlbye
Probably shows off all the fresh corpses from the night before. Dude has strong Christian Bale American Psycho vibes. I’m scared just seeing him on my tv

BroodingDecepticon
P sure his hands are caked in cocaine and they all take turns sniffing his fingers

Cloud9_p
Kanter sonning Gobert! You love to see it

Mikemeng0919
Hmmm Rudy getting outplayed by Theis and now Kanter.. All star Center lol…

samkifle
KANTER IS BULLYING THE CRYING DPOY HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

NateRgreat
On a back to back and away from home. And jazz are struggling to beat us. Theyre so shit.

poiuy43
Jordan Clarkson’s tattoos up his neck make him look like a sloth

Ryan97CFC
Smart taking a big shit all over Utah

Lightingfast31
Let’s go. Fuck the entire state of Utah

CelticBird23
Get this poverty ass franchise off the court.


stumpable
Conley is done lol

1337speak
LMAO Conley

AWade16
Conley is a bum

Juntao
Jazz fans last year: Glad we dont have hayward. We dodged a bullet not having to pay him 32 million a year
Jazz fans this year with Conley:

that0neGuy22
Fuck it Banner 18 coming fuck the Bucks

fiskeybusiness
It’s a shame the Celtics don’t have any jersey half as fresh as this Jazz jersey

Hames_Broadriguez
It’s dope

AWade16
Great win boys! Now lets all get some rest. GN guys !

Hushling
Good game and good night!

Lightingfast31
Fuck the jazz. Hayward the best

Utah Jazz vs. Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 25, 2020
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bright Side of the Sun.

Ricky has their Playbook!! Time to go through it!
Posted by zena on Feb 24, 2020 | 6:52 PM

Okobo sucks ass.
Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:26 PM

He really really does.
Posted by Etansco on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:27 PM

Just like that. The dam springs a leak.
Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:26 PM

Another fucking turnover by Elie and pts. for Utah.
That’s MONTY’S fucking fault!

Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:30 PM

Ellie is ueseless
Posted by Jose Emmanuel Odarbe on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:35 PM

Okobo -11 in 5 minutes
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:37 PM

the jazz announcers are the most bland and corny announce tean in the league
Posted by makePHXgreatagain on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:41 PM

Damn left for 5 mins and we end up down by 7
Wtf happened

Posted by Jaio on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:41 PM

Okobo
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:41 PM

Holy shit
every jazz possession the whistle is blown

Posted by K Brunk on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:51 PM

Quinn Snyder lookin like he’s comin off a month long coke bender..
Posted by TheRealTimKrempton on Feb 24, 2020 | 7:53 PM

Tie game at the Half
Really could not ask for more.
Well, maybe give the refs some water to help swallow the whistle.

Posted by _Ashton_ on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:14 PM

Refs didn’t swallow the whistle
They took the brown bag of cash and free car at halftime.

Posted by _Ashton_ on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:31 PM


To think of all the people that don’t appreciate Ricky Rubio…
Posted by Etansco on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:18 PM

please Ricky never leave the floor
Posted by NatoD on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:38 PM

f we lose its because the refs took all our key players out of the game
and gave the jazz a million FT. Because we are clearly the better team tonight

Posted by makePHXgreatagain on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:48 PM

We just won’t survive these whistles
They should post the refs address’ on screen before each game. That’d clean these games up

Posted by Sink Cali for AZ beachfront on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:52 PM

i feel like refs in utah are always atrocious
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:52 PM

Is this the longest third quarter ever?
accompanied by the worst DJs ever?
There have been weddings I have attended that have mercifully ended shorter.

Posted by _Ashton_ on Feb 24, 2020 | 8:52 PM

Rubio for 3!!! 20 points!
Posted by Sunny_Lakes on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:14 PM

These Jazz announcers are really doing their best to not say the Jazz have twice as many free throws
Posted by Icalledgame on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:17 PM

That DJ
Is doing his best to make sure that literally no transition exists with different genre of songs.

Posted by _Ashton_ on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:20 PM

Rubio has been unreal today
Posted by Boom_Goes_the_Dynamite on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:21 PM

Ricky I love you
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:23 PM

Did Booker drop 24 for Kobe?
Posted by MookAllen on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:28 PM

8 FGs, 24 points
Posted by troglodytes on Feb 24, 2020 | 9:30 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

Spooky-ostrich47
Booker>Mitchell

VivaLaDbakes
Gonna be a lot of guilty Mormon moms in the crowd thanks to all the naughty thoughts they’re having having about papi tsunami

Breadmuffins
Guilty Mormon Moms Vol 3

albiedragonslayer
what are the demographics of Utah because it seems like theres about 99% white people in this crowd

ilovethesuns
ingles sucks

athomas307
Ingles and Bo gotta be the two ugliest white dudes in the league

petersuns13
why is ayton jumping on a joe ingles pump fake, you don’t have to jump to block his shot

PerplexedMoose
Ingles game is garbage

semibigpenguins
Joe Ingles is playing like one of our many G leaguers

dashboardheyzeus
Has gobert set a single legal screen yet? Dude extends arms and moves his body on every one.

velociviper
Anyone else just hate the Jazz for no apparent reason?

yummydirt
mormons smh

yummydirt
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OUR OPPONENTS SO FUCKING GOOD FROM 3


AlmightyRanger
Get ready to lose the lead. We got an Okobo sighting.

PerplexedMoose
I hate Okobo

Xinpoint1
DAMN IT OKOBO

saadbino
Of course they go on a run as soon as elie checks in

Orthiax
Elie Okobo is fucking horrible

velociviper
I’d rather play 4 on 5 than see Okobo’s sorry ass on the court

JCol3
GET OKOBO OUT OF THE GAME

Anirko
what the fuck okobo

Twitter_Fingas
Okobo over Carter is fucking coaching malpractice

AndyHenry
fucking god damn okobo

TuffPlayz
HOW IS OKOBO STILL IN

DaddyBondrewd
Okobo has been in for 25 seconds and we went from being up 3 to down 3

LITERALLY_SODEM
trey burkes still available? he should be better than okobo

velociviper
Someone needs to lock Okobo in the locker room closet for the rest of the game


purpleraptor22
I don’t even know why, but I hate the Jazz and their fans so much

Kwuuuurk
It really helps when your point guard can do anything well. Thank you Ricky.

LITERALLY_SODEM
joe “james harden” ingles

PerplexedMoose
Conley just flopped into another dimension

Fordraxel
another head back – Gobert got hit by a truck in Rubio.

ThunderBobMajerle
Bogdonavic flops a lot

Fordraxel
lol all the Jazz do is bang their head back or fall down like a truck hit them. glad the suns dont play down to that level.

vicelordjohn
Quin Snyder looks like if you screw up a play in practice he might kill you and eat your body starting with the toes.

Off-White_Uchiha
Can we get half the calls they get?!?!

Roy_G_Biv_Mika
Call it on both sides bitch ass refs

jb420phx
These refs are absolute cocksuckers

hunt2destroy
Jazz fans are racist

VivaLaDbakes
They’re in the bonus with 8 fucking minutes left lmaoooo. How do we get fucked so hard so often by the refs

purpleraptor22
I just want to watch some basketball you striped fucks


OnPhyer
Sit the fuck down, Quin. Can’t handle not getting one fucking call?

KrombopulosHoppus
Lol fuck off snyder

ThunderBobMajerle
Stfu Quinn you guys are in the fucking bonus

petersuns13
Fuck you quinn snyder your in the bonus without us getting to the line at all, and you’re upset because your inefficient chucker didn’t make a shot due to the illegal screens from your centre.

phantomofdelphi
Lol fuck you Snyder
but please don’t murder me

KrombopulosHoppus
Never realized how much he looked like a mob boss lmao

OnPhyer
Mob boss? Looks more like a serial killer

velociviper
Quin Snyder looks like Joaquin Phoenix before he snaps and becomes the joker

RoyceDaFiveNine
Fuck Quinn Snyder.
He looks like a villain in a Disney movie.

Kwuuuurk
Hahahahaha man I’m dead he really does😂😂

hungarianmeatslammer
Lmao methhead Snyder getting all the calls and still throwing temper tantrums. Needs some xanax to balance out those stimulant binges.

Thugnotes
quinn snyder looks like the joker if he replaced the makeup with more cocaine.

ThunderBobMajerle
A lot of cocaine and debt hanging over his head

ColdestBurrburr
You already know Quin Snyder off the fish scale

Tumble-weed-
Quin Snyder looks like American Psycho

dashboardheyzeus
Definitely has his business cards embossed and on bone colored card stock.


zuruka1
Every time these fucking zebras fuck up yet another NBA game, gets me just an inch closer from ever watching this mess again.
These fucking egoistical and incompetent shitstains are such fucking disgraces, their existence is diarrhea upon players, coaches and viewers alike.

DongEater666
Did Devin fuck the refs wives or something? What the fuck

semibigpenguins
I can promise you these refs wife’s are definitely not IG models

whitt564
holy shit I just farted and it smells bad

TuffPlayz
Crap okobo’s back

Kwuuuurk
Elie if you gonna be completely ass on offense at least give effort of defense

VivaLaDbakes
You’d think a Frenchman would be able to retreat fastly in transition but nah he fuckin sucks at that too

perezmvp
Fuck Okobo

velociviper
I’m about to fly up to salt lake city and take Okobo out myself. HOLY SHIT

dynamicsniper25
Send Okobo to the g league

jb420phx
Why do you want to make our G League team worse?

AndyHenry
WHY THE FUCK IS OKOBO PLAYING

waffle_nuts
Feel like I say this a lot, but no matter how bad we are our game threads always seem to out pace the opposition. Jazz are a playoff lock and their thread has 130 comments

ThunderBobMajerle
Internet isn’t legal in Utah

Kwuuuurk
Considering we played Elie fucking Okobo for 9 whole minutes and he somehow managed to be -12, I’ll take a tie at half

tylerw8999
Beat those racists!


Thugnotes
ricky rubio revenge game

DeadSira
SPANISH JESUS

Onellyounan
Rubio extra beautiful tonighttt

Just_A_Glitch
This court makes it difficult for me to focus. It hurts my eyes. Too bright.

evrenn
We are so much better than them lmao

malachi_ashes
Imagine thinking the Jazz are contenders

Fiftythirdcalypso
How much cocaine do you think Quinn Snyder does

yummydirt
idk but it seems like a whole lot

Thugnotes
5 quarts a night

yummydirt
why is gobert upset??

Fiftythirdcalypso
He’s just French

RoyceDaFiveNine
Rubio > > > > Conley

Stormdude127
Good fucking god. We should be leading by 15 but the refs are just bailing the Jazz out repeatedly

daynnite43
Jazz fan here. Give us Rubio back please

dontgolookin
Never, but we will treat him with the love he deserves. He’s so great.

coolwarlock
no

yummydirt
will trade him for your ref crew tonight


jalavonpeno
Why are the Jazz fans booing?

mr-e94
Bro their fans are RIDICULOUS. Why are they whining about the 1 foul we’ve gotten

Glowwerms
you motherfuckers you’ve shot double our free throws!

evrenn
cancer fanbase

petersuns13
Dose of your own medicine you plebs

vinram925
Fuck utah

VivaLaDbakes
Utah and the refs can lick these nuts

hunt2destroy
Fuck these racist mormon ass fans

Longpips1000
Bro, a lot of suns fans are Mormon. Shut the hell up.

semibigpenguins
Arizona is like 2nd in Mormon population in a state. As an atheist, I find other’s religious ignorance annoying as well

phxsuns1990
Fuck these ref, jazz and their coked out coach

CursedEarthPizza
Man I thought the same thing! He looks like a used car salesman who did too much blow in the bathroom.

tylerw8999
BEAT THOSE RACISTS

codered99999
Fuck you utah Fuck you jordan clarkson bitch

Glowwerms
We are playing so well please baby basketball jesus don’t let us collapse in the 4th


codered99999
Fuck you utah ass bitch

El_Papi_Dragonite
Fuck the Jazz! Bitch ass mf’s

AndyHenry
They hate Papi so much it’s crazy. They don’t realize their hate just makes him stronger

mr-e94
Oubre is EXACTLY the kind of guy a state like Utah would dislike lol

iamadragan
Damn, wtf happened to Conley

PerplexedMoose
Conley is so bad

Ruufio3
Conley is actually shit lol

codered99999
Mitchell overrated as hell

Bows_N_Hoes
LMFAO RICKY JUST FUCKED THE STATE OF UTAH

FultonHomes
Y’all miss Ricky huh Utah 😂

waffle_nuts
Jazz have no presence in the paint, this is hilarious

Harassmentpanda_
Gobert has how many DPOY awards? Hahaha

ilovethesuns
how tf does this guy win DPOY every year

Fordraxel
explain to me how Gobert is an allstar?

Chr02144
Why does the Jazz coach always look like he’s about to fuck around and kill Spider-Man?

VivaLaDbakes
Eat shit Utah 👌🏻


Thugnotes
jazz sound guy really playing earth wind and fire while they down 15, lol

lemons21
“The white people are booing, what do we do?
“Play September by Earth, Wind and Fire, that always calms them down”
The Jazz’ PA team probably

Breadmuffins
There are five whole dance moves combined in that arena.

CartierBling
Imagine choosing Conley over Rubio LMAO

AndyHenry
Ricky showin up like your ex when you’re both gonna be at a mutual friend’s party after breaking up.

BalladOfBoydCrowder
Rubio is a genius

Glowwerms
Rubio is in Father God Mode tonight

BasketballsOfFury
Ricky a mf maestro

tylerw8999
THOSE RACIST FANS ARE MAD

waffle_nuts
Imagine shooting 41 free throws and still losing by double digits

RoyceDaFiveNine
Imagine giving up Ricky for CONLEY

kingofnick
Tough one for Baguette Biyombo

6Vibrations
Mitchell with those empty stats lul

Daveed7201
stat padding mitchell lmao

evrenn
Daily reminder. Jazz paying Conley 32 mil a year lmao

Longpips1000
It’s time for Utah to blow up their roster 😂

giantjensen
I did not know Vivint was a real company. My roommates dropped out of college because they were making so much money selling for them, I just assumed it was a pyramid scheme haha

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 23, 2020
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Don’t like the Jazz court
Posted by Orange88 on Feb 22, 2020 | 8:21 PM

Good lord we are scorching hot from 3
the refs are the only reason we aren’t up double digits

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 22, 2020 | 8:30 PM

These refs are a joke
Posted by TexansRocketsStros on Feb 22, 2020 | 8:51 PM

Alright, it was funny the first time
But now this is just unacceptable. How is this fucking bum torching us again

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Feb 22, 2020 | 9:04 PM

Can’t believe it but Clarkson has been the real difference in this game….again.
I hope this isn’t the birth of a new Rocket killer.

Posted by tunatango on Feb 22, 2020 | 9:14 PM

LOL 9-13 shooting from Clarkson
he’s the new Alec Burks for Utah

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 22, 2020 | 9:17 PM

get your shit togethr Utah
shot clock problem 2 straight possession?

Posted by NVP on Feb 22, 2020 | 9:36 PM

Lol ingles is such a bitch
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Feb 22, 2020 | 9:59 PM

Flopping ass bitches
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:00 PM


The crowd dance offs that every NBA arena has
Are especially funny in Utah…

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:02 PM

There’s no rhythm and no one to set an example of it.
Posted by tunatango on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:04 PM

Mitchell is going to get himself hurt
flopping all over the place. It seems to be his primary skill.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:11 PM

Fuck the Jazz
Posted by Sugs on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:20 PM

Best defender in the NBA went from getting bodied by Capela to getting bodied by RoCo.
Honestly, his rep is a fucking joke considering he gets run off the court every time the Jazz play us.

Posted by Sugs on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:28 PM

That’s two more wins in Utah
since 2017-2018 season, including playoffs, we’ve beat the Jazz in Utah more often than not. We had 4 wins in 4 games that year (2-0 regular season, 2-0 playoffs), 2 wins in 4 games last year (1-1 regular season, 1-1 playoffs), and now 2 wins in 2 games this year (2-0 regular season).
That makes us 8-2 in Utah the past 3 years, 16-5 overall. This is our 2nd home. The Jazz are our children.

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:32 PM

Has Conley really been that much better for Utah than Rubio?
I guess his contract is shorterr

Posted by NVP on Feb 22, 2020 | 10:37 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

Briand2714
Gaaame night!
FTJ

IWear13CauseFuck12
Obligatory FTJ

Niighhtmare
Fuck the Jazz

Jamals1234
Fuck those racists

_ProdiG_
FTJ

Briand2714
FTJ forever and always!

demon1212
Fuck the jazz

hisfilthiness
Important game with tie breaker if need be obligatory fuck the jazz tho

donthugmeimsweaty
Jazz is so stupid. Just play the right notes…

nonetimeaccount
WOOHOO, IT’S FUCK THE JAZZ DAY! TELL RUDY TO RUN, PI MAMBA IS BACK AND HE’S HUNGRY!

CherenTheCat
Please destroy the Jazz. Especially bogdanovic.

Euphonious36
Worst part of playing the Jazz is we have to watch the fucking Jazz play basketball. FUCK THOSE GUYS.

Briand2714
It’s almost FTJ time!

atm53105
30 minutes until game time! FTJ

Kingsimbaa11
Fuck I hate the Jizz

rickjamesmvp
FTJ!!!!!!!!!


cade1234567890
i’m at the game and they boo’d russ lmaooooo

atm53105
They booing Russ!

Euphonious36
Hope these racist fucks have their hearts broken tonight.

cade1234567890
this place is toxic

tylerw8999
I can’t stand looking at this racist stadium

DeerOnTheRocks
Just got to get Gobert to cry and it’s a W

TokubetsuHabu
We are getting dicked by the refs so far. Thank goodness were a million times better than the bitchass Jazz

_-Monsoon-_
JESUS FING CRIST they’re getting ALL THE CALLS

Mr_PancakeMaster
Fuck clarkson

roheet
Why is Clarkson killing us again

medical_cat
Somebody has to stop Clarkson. For fucks sake you’d think he was Michael Jordan

nintony1337
michael jordan clarkson

Euphonious36
Clarkson fits right in with the Jazz. He just looks like a cunt

Draperjosh13
Clarkson killing us again

TokubetsuHabu
Clarkson turns into god against us every damn time

ale15
clarkson is literally Michael jordan

royaljet
we really don’t got an answer for Clarkson lmfaooooo

Dark22tj
Rockets killer Clarkson still fucking us off I see


ygbluetint
man wtf is happening

Mr_PancakeMaster
Oh my fucking god …

LeBronBlackedAyesha
Literally what the fuck

sorendiz
Oh my fucking god what is with jordan clarkson

Mr_PancakeMaster
CAN CLARKSON FUCK OFF

Diamond2273
Micheal Jordan needs to stop

royaljet
Clarkson turns into prime Wilt against Houston lmfaoo

amari_prince
Is Clarkson actually Micheal Jordan??

Kanka_
Michael Jordan Clarkson

SuperYusri500
Is Clarkson Michael Jordan?

BrallyTX
Clarkson already passed his average ppg this game. In like 10 minutes. Fuck this guy

randomindiandouche
Michael Clarkdon

Euphonious36
Jazz fans only like black people when they score the ball


grayxon
Jazz getting all the calls

nonetimeaccount
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE REFS

td139523
All these white Mormons going crazy smfh

sorendiz
dont you dare be upset about that gobert you stupid french bitch

randomindiandouche
Gobert soft as shit

WetShots
Utah is the worst state in America

td139523
Annoying Jazz fans will be so toxic if we lose. For god sake please play better defense

atm53105
No matter what, they will be toxic after the game.

NateRgreat
they gotta be the worst fanbase in all of sport

pheck92
lol their fan of the game is wearing Rockets colors


TitaniumBolt14
Damn we turned clarkson into prime MJ

Mr_PancakeMaster
Fuck clarkson

capzi
Clarkson is the reason why this game is so close.

_ProdiG_
Fucking clarkson cucks us every time

sorendiz
Are we SURE its not MJ wearing a jordan clarkson rubber suit when he plays against us???

Dark22tj
Bro fuck Jordan Clarkson

sorendiz
seeing the like 5 different crowd shots of the jazz crowd and one (1) black dude visible feels sort of like watching Get Out

FrenziedCoral
You KNOW that black dude is there to impress his girls dad

sorendiz
God i hope SLC gets hit by a meteor

theKITHpodcast
These dancers are all the same girl

Ohmmy_G
Wow Utah needs an ad reminding people not to be racists…

Liston08
jazz think they slick with these anti-racist ads

roheet
I’m glad that the Jazz have this anti-racism commercial but sad that it’s necessary to show it

d139523
Utah has to play these anti racism commercials because of their fans


nonetimeaccount
THEY CAN’T STOP US WITH GOBERT ON THE FLOOR. MOREY AND MIKE ARE FUCKING GENIUS. GO SMALL, SNYDER, YOU COWARD.

medical_cat
This court hurts my eyes

spikespiegel33
What is with Utah and their clocks

9HashSlingingSlasher
Ahh yes the classic duo: The Jazz and clock issues

carl73833
Wtf are they booing for lol it’s their own clock

nonetimeaccount
FUUUUUUUUCK THE JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

pheck92
These Jazz dancers bout to get excommunicated

hedongshi
Suck this hairy dick Utah

toilepaper
Lmao joe Ingles playing how he looks

randomindiandouche
FUCK THE JAZZ

Ali14214
Yo FTJ but quin snyder with the drip Ferragamo belt


NateRgreat
lol Jazz are full of punks. The amount of talent on the jazz wouldnt make up for half the talent on rockets

Briand2714
Dirty utahns

TokubetsuHabu
Fuck these bitchass players. What a dirty collective of cunts.

pRp666
These soft ass fouls . . .

vinempire
Bitch ass refs bro so 1 sided

bogoboy420
Soft ass gobert

sorendiz
‘he’s out of control’ im gonna shoot the jazz announcers in the dick

PreElement
Dammmmnnnnn Quinn Snyder’s really flexing on us w dat Ferragamo belt

H-TownAce
Fuck the refs and fuck the jazz

_-Monsoon-_
RETARDED ASS REFS SUCKING THE JAZZ OFF REAL HARD RIGHT NOW TRASH ASS MFS

rfreho
FUCK THE REFS AND FUCK THE JAZZ

Deezus0915
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING THIS SOFT ASS ANNOYING BITCH ASS TEAM


RunawayXcon
FUCK JOE INGLES

chinesef000d
Coked out math teacher lookin ass

Briand2714
Ingles flopped like he just got shot

Kodeine__Bryant
I wish he did

ReversalTheory
Ingles is a fucking bitch

sikingthegreat1
i will never want to have ingles on our team, even if he’s play for free. not even when he’s paying out of his own pocket to give us a bigger salary budget.

atm53105
Are you fucking kidding? And these Jazz commentators just acting like that’s normal

sorendiz
they’re bigger homers than our announcers which is some sort of miracle. Hope they eat shit and die

StealthyGooch
Bunch of inbreds in SLC

zetruth
How much dick sucking has Utah done to have these refs give them every call? Its cringe that they’re still going to lose after getting all these trash calls.

ale15
Literal nuke the jazz into the sun, literally everything about their team is horrendous

TokubetsuHabu
FUCK THESE FLOPPING BITCHES

atm53105
Their whole crowd is white literally

RussandPGfan
Utah just needs to be removed from the US


_-Monsoon-_
These Refs, Commentators, and Morom Retards going Dumb Right now

randomindiandouche
Literally everyone’s white 💀

chinesef000d
God, people in Utah are so… gross…

chinesef000d
Clarkson traveled like a motherfucker

Mr_PancakeMaster
Motherfucker went to wuhan and back

johnlu48
The refs have to work extra hard to make Utah win

TitaniumBolt14
Fuck the jazz

Clutchcityboi
Suck my slimy cock jazz

earth-module
Jazz have one the most bland courts and it is so depressing to look at

theKITHpodcast
Did we just stuff the jazz and fuck their mum?

sikingthegreat1
mitchell still going for 2…. he only cares about himself, not the team

spikespiegel33
HAHA FTJ!

vinempire
Fuck the Jazz lets Gooo 🚀🚀


RussandPGfan
Go home to your 4 wives Utah fans!

UH_15
Why are the fans heading for the exits already? There’s nothing else to do in salt lake lol

burko81
Apart from their cousins

mcfc08
FUUUUUUUUUCK THE JAZZ

sorendiz
FUCK the jazz FUCK the jazz announcers

Mr_PancakeMaster
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE JAZZ

CrAzY12StEvE
F the jazz !!!! Man I hate Mitchell. Plays cheap against the rockets and Can’t lose gracefully

ale15
Take ur L nasty ass Utah

chinesef000d
Say it with me
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck the Jazz!!

hisfilthiness
Ftj

donthugmeimsweaty
FTJ

RezLevin
FUCK THE JAZZ!

Technoob997
What does Conley even do

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