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Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 15, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

I’m ready for another win
Not sure the Pistons will be.

Posted by Laughton on Jan 14, 2019 | 8:43 PM

Nice start
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

Scoring is fun
Posted by RyanLaprade on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

D.Mitch
is clearly out of his Sophomore slump

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:20 PM

Hi all
Have we been Jingled yet today?

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:47 PM

That term sounds sexual asf lol
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:49 PM

FT’s 16-5 Utah
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:51 PM

Damn, we’re playing pretty well.
Playing with energy and focus.

Posted by thebeastman17 on Jan 14, 2019 | 9:55 PM

FT’s 22-6 Utah
How much money do the refs have on Utah winning?

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:03 PM

Free throws 24-6 Utah
This is absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:04 PM


I wish Utah was mad
So we could trade for Ingles lol.

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:21 PM

FUCK that was nasty by Gobert
Posted by Brig13 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:25 PM

Can we trade DRummond for Gobert?
because that would be nice

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:25 PM

Just tuning in, go shitty team, go!
Posted by Canti on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:27 PM

Ingles out here getting offensive boards over Blake
Posted by JWurm on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:30 PM

How is it
Gobert seems to have had no offensive game coming into the league, same as Andre but has somehow surpassed him now?

Posted by Franman1018 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:34 PM

FT’s now 28-6
What a fucking joke

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:37 PM

LOL you got beat by Grayson Allen LMFAO
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:43 PM

I can’t think of anything worse than rooting for Grayson Allen
Posted by JWurm on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:45 PM

Being Grayson Allen.
Posted by RoverTO on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM


Everyone is in the paint.
Jazz player still somehow finds a lane to the basket for a layup.

Posted by EJohns_1004 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:54 PM

I’m sick of Korver lol
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:54 PM

Grayson Allen…………… Damien Thorn 1978 circa!
Posted by beeeeeg on Jan 14, 2019 | 10:59 PM

Our offense looks so bad
Posted by Toledo Joe on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:02 PM

WTF IS THIS OFFENSE
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:05 PM

This offense

Posted by rames on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:06 PM

Wow
Can’t believe they called another foul. 33 free throw attempts so far…

Posted by rames on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:13 PM

And more Utah free throws
Posted by RyanLaprade on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:16 PM

D.Mitch
is a star.
Gobert has a house in Drummonds head next to Embiid

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:20 PM

F donovan mitchell
i’m officially over us not drafting him. F him and his whiny ass

Posted by SuhBomaYe on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:20 PM

dude is a beast
plain and simple

Posted by Makeithappen19 on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:20 PM

yeah i don’t care
f him

Posted by SuhBomaYe on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:22 PM

Jazz announcers
Can not get enough of that D(onovan Mitchell)

Posted by rames on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:23 PM

Damn Toby Flenderson hitting the back breaking shot against us
Posted by RyanLaprade on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:24 PM

Growing a healthy dislike for Ingles
And the rest of this Jazz squad

Posted by samfredmike on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:26 PM

smh we got Jingled
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 14, 2019 | 11:24 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Pistons Reddit.

kick_dicker
I’m scared of Donovan Mitchell. I feel like he plays extra hard when he plays against us because we didn’t draft him

Rylo241
Love the start but considering what happened last time against the jazz let’s not get ahead of ourselves

ThirdMorrisTwin
man we just can’t score. even when we do it just feels like such a pain.

Rylo241
Remember when SVG didn’t take Donovan because Luke was a better 3pt shooter, look at don now

Beast-2
Luke is still a better 3pt shooter
D Mitchell is better overall though

SwordOfBufkus
Luke sucks at literally everything else so the tradeoff isn’t worth it.

DetroitHooper313
Grayson Allen is getting cooked. He looks so lost

ndoh113
shouldn’t of been drafted

ogguchiha
Joe ingles is a fuck I don’t care

DetroitHooper313
Grayson Allen is fucking garbage goddamn

yungfran19
i forgot about how much i dislike grayson allen

Haurboss
45 points with 8 remaining in the 2nd quarter
We keep this up we’ll score 120+ easy

g59mountsinai
is this… is this the Pistons..?

Molmoze
No don’t worry we’ll blow a 15 point lead in the 4th

SwordOfBufkus
i can’t get over the fact that joe ingles looks 40

Goroyaaj
I’m not even mad at this half. At least we’re up and we’re also on the road…. in UTAH where we usually struggle.


SwordOfBufkus
well looks like the 3rd quarter collapse has begun

Beast-2
Whole team came out trash this second half.
Clean up you bums

ThirdMorrisTwin
lol not even suprised

iGrootie
Why did I see this coming?

KingSpoon2
Some teams make adjustments at half. The Pistons just get drunk.

syynk
lol Halftime is the pistons biggest enemy

ThirdMorrisTwin
man Dre sucks compared to Gobert

CanaryRich
The Jazz are playing out their fucking minds this quarter.

nebraskasurplus
The rim has 7 blocks tonight

Laimbrane
Grayson Allen looks like that kid from your school that you found out was a Furry two years after you graduated.

mugginns
Just a reminder Grayson Allen is the son of the zodiac killer

Haurboss
Having Galloway, Drummond, Reggie, and Stanley on one team should be illegal. Every team has a frustrating player. Average teams have a couple. We have fucking Four players who can be frustrating as hell to watch

ogguchiha
25 points this second half 😤

howsway-_-
this team is really bad


CanaryRich
Gobert has 24 REB? Damn…

Cholecosa
Synder exposing Casey too

mengohmengohmeng
Refs know Utah desperately needs a win since they’re tied at 8th with the Lakers.

CanaryRich
I give up. Fuck this game.

Lukas2771
We have done everything possible to lose this game, no structured offense whatsoever

yungfran19
Fuck me dude

fluffyjdawg
Man I hate playing in Utah, you just know the officiating is going to be terrible

nickmcg_
Utah Referees

thedeepestaksh
Lmao I’m glad we’re losing but these refs can fucking shove it

iGrootie
I mean when you score 30’points in a half you deserve to lose

howsway-_-
wish the team I watch most had ball movement like the jazz

Cholecosa
Good loss. We need to do well in the lottery not regular season.

myteriality
Clutch finish in the name of Zion

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Utah Jazz vs. Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 13, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blog A Bull.

Bulls give up one of the most points ever in a non OT game
And what do they do? They promptly give the fucking bumbling clusterfuck of a coach a pay raise. Hey you really fucking completely fucking blow at your job and are a completely inept jackass so here’s a pay raise!! Are the Bulls even a real team or is this just a really spooky mind bending episode of Black Mirror?

Posted by Mitch Slapped on Jan 12, 2019 | 6:48 PM

This is just insane
Fuck this team!

Posted by shiu413 on Jan 12, 2019 | 8:30 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Chicago Bulls Reddit.

iNoBot
Getting raises and heading to Utah to get our teeth kicked in playing 90s style. Boylan wouldn’t have it any other way.

JCivX
Another nightmare game coming up. Why do we torture ourselves?

bluebeaner17
snyder looks like he has not slept in ages

wowanotherburner
It’s hard to sleep knowing the FBI is looking for you

bluebeaner17
what does this mean

wowanotherburner
That he looks like a serial killer

rabbuk
ingles is the guy at the y who drops 40 in a head band and chuck taylors

bluebeaner17
korver about to go for a career high against us in 3s

Warwolf5
Timeout by Egg Popovich

DcbBulls330
Makes sense to play Jabari against a potential suitor

Warwolf5
Makes sense since Utah is home of Mormons

piercem16
Is it just me or does Jabari look less chunky than usual ?

anastasis14
He looks like he’s trying less than usual

jordonkry
Is that possible

wowanotherburner
I love Donovan Mitchell,but please score against a different team

JCivX
Lol, our bench is embarrassing


FranklinRichardss
Jim Boylen is a joke

Warwolf5
Official crashed into Dr Eggman LOL

WeBeBallin19
Eat a dick Jim. You dumb bald ass constipated looking mother fucker.

davidbd7
Dumb bald egg looking headass*

yungfella85
Favors got that Zach Randolph vertical. Guy looks like he couldnt clear a phonebook

OhPieFlavour
Jazz comentators are really good tbh. They’re really watchable for an away team

OhPieFlavour
WE HAVE A LEAD!!!!111111!!!!!

wowanotherburner
The lead!!!!!

Anoob13
And we have a lead!!

lightntangy23
man jabari’s effort is a bit suspect but he can really score

Insanetothebrain
Anyone think bari is playing to show his new team the jazz?

aleking1
IF BOYLEN GETS EJECTED WE HAVE A CHANCE

Warwolf5
Utah’s defense is too gritty

trahimi6
Low-key does anyone else think the Jazz complain alot?

wowanotherburner
Yes, but I can’t dislike a team with Mitchell, Ingles and rubio

wowanotherburner
Leading at the half!!!!!!!!!


Muir2000
Mitchell can’t miss

JCivX
He’s damn good

rabbuk
Can Crowder shoot 3s? Or does he just think he can

90sbvby_
Shout out kyle korver. Ashton kutcher

benjammin9292
Jesus Kyle

djhin2
Kyle Korver good lord

wowanotherburner
Korver wants his spot on the all time 3 list back

ToxicVampire
Ingles kind of looks like Toby from The Office.

wowanotherburner
Kind of?! Spitting image

rabbuk
The jazz coach looks like his diet is exclusively red bull and uppers. Paired with no sleep or showering

Yoesito
Hang in there the whole game, fucking bomb the 4th. Classic.

Lupdalup
Our half court offense is just so unbelievably dogshit

Yoesito
Watching every team destroy us from 3 day in and day out is depressing as fuck.

chitownbulls92
Catching a bulls 4th quarter is a waste of mobile data. I should’ve known better

rabbuk
I think we can all.agree fuck Jim boylen

Utah Jazz vs. Los Angeles Lakers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 12, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Silver Screen and Roll.

Joe ingles is one to keep an eye on
Just stop him and Mitchell and this a guaranteed W

Posted by GreatThingsAreHappening on Jan 11, 2019 | 1:25 PM

Ingles looks like the crazy pirate guy from the movie Dodgeball.
Posted by Smushfor3 on Jan 11, 2019 | 7:13 PM

Mitchell is doing whatever he wants
Posted by JDJay21 on Jan 11, 2019 | 7:24 PM

getting worked by a team missing half of theirs.
Posted by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Jan 11, 2019 | 7:39 PM

Their defense is smothering
Posted by lakersNchrgers on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:07 PM

Sweet Jesus, Mitchell.
Holy shit.

Posted by 3MenandaLilPenny on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:10 PM

The Lakers are getting embarrassed now
Posted by MadDogGrimes on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:11 PM

Utah’s defense…
Damn that Rudy Gobert.
I mean Mitchell has taken over, but he’s not the most important player on the Jazz.

Posted by penaltybasketball on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:15 PM

Like watching a pro team play junior varsity
So painful watching Lakers playing Utah in first half. Lakers have better overall young talent, but they’re just being killed by a much, much better coached team. Defense, sets, pick and roll, every aspect of fundamentals, Utah are vastly superior to the Lakers. They’re coach is prowling the sidelines calling plays, and orchestrating the action, while Walton gripes to the referees and isn’t even watching the game. How much longer are the Lakers going to stick with Luke Walton, and continue play with one hand tied behind their back???? It’s SO PAINFUL.

Posted by pataji on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:22 PM


Korver has gotten every call and no calls against him.
Frustrating.

Posted by 3MenandaLilPenny on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:52 PM

White privilage
Posted by 24hRx. on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Vets learn how to tug and foul without getting caught.
Stockton was a master at it. Hated that guy

Posted by Kilgary on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Stockton somehow learned how to full-on punch guys in the balls without getting called.
Posted by 3MenandaLilPenny on Jan 11, 2019 | 8:58 PM

That flurry at the end of the quarter really hurt the Lakers… they had a good chance to cut the lead below 10
Posted by 16 and counting on Jan 11, 2019 | 9:05 PM

It’s not over!
What if every Jazz player has a brain aneurysm right now? We might still come back!

Posted by 3MenandaLilPenny on Jan 11, 2019 | 9:30 PM

We shot 19% from 3 and 33% overall
Just awful

Posted by Kilgary on Jan 11, 2019 | 9:30 PM

Every game that we lose due to lack of shooting is on Magic/Pelinka for constructing this team. WTH are we gona do with ball handlers but no shooters.
Posted by rballer on Jan 11, 2019 | 9:30 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Los Angeles Lakers Reddit.

Trexin88
The infamous Vivint Smart Home Arena

FuckTheClippers
Man Delta Center was such an iconic name

GreatAmerican1776
How did we luck into no Mark Jackson?!

friedtwinkie
Utah is 8 point favorites which is bullshit

PleaseClap32
Of course we are gonna make Royce O’Neal Steph Curry tonight

signmeupdude
Somone ask Quin Snyder if Lonzo can have some of his cocaine

taeem
I have a feeling our centers won’t look good while gobert is out there

mcv75
Ingles is that guy everyone underestimates at the gym then regrets not picking him up on their squad and is reminded to never judge a book by its cover since he picked the guy who wore all the dope gear on the court.

taeem
Lol the Utah crowd is like 100% white

mcv75
Conservative Mormon market. It’s MAGA in Utah lol

LostMyOldInfo
They played a country song before the tip lol

dogvenom
Jazz has the most drunken, racist fans at courtside by far, been watching Lakers bball since 1981 and known about the Jazz crowd since about 97 when their squad was torching ours

newthrash1221
Yeah, they definitely have one of the shittiest fan base in the league. Their commentators are fucking cancer too.

LamboLloyd17
We are a terrible basketball team rn

lakernation21
I wish we had Qynn Snyder as coach

ant0nius77
Free cocaine

FireLukeWaltonNow
Mitchell bout to drop at least 50. Great gameplay Luke.

GreatAmerican1776
Game summary: Mitchell is killing Hart. McGee is killing the Lakers.

tokyoblood
Mitchell is an overrated chucker


LeGrandePatron
Being to scared of Gobert.

friedtwinkie
I always liked jerry Sloan

darklord0530
Oh boy Korver

TommyCrest
i want Korver :(

lakernation21
Korver shot is pure

hellomaw
I miss you mr. big dick korver

LordBaldomero
Korver milking that Laker defense as if he was James Harden

ant0nius77
Korver is so wet bruh

PepsiManSA
Guarding Korver must be so fuckin annoying

VVX24
I bet if KOrver was on our team he’d be washed up trash.

SumoRock
We’re letting our defense get broken down by old man korver and ingles lol

sonny_goliath
Joe ingles looks like he just learned a fake pass move yesterday and wants to try it out every other possession


Checkmynewsong
Damn stifling defense by the jazz

PleaseClap32
the Utah screens are killing us, we have no answer for it

nchs
Why the hell do we suck at guarding a simple PnR

Beavsbeavsbeavs
Because our big men have cinder block feet

flapjacks331
Jingled! That’s a bad omen lol

darklord0530
The math teacher lmao

hellomaw
Splash uncle

weirdperspective
ingles deserves the 3 points lol that was sick

dogvenom
Ricky Rubio dressing up as one of the Euro villains in Die Hard (1988)

SumoRock
32 point quarter given up to the Jazz who are missing all their point guards

AmnestyTHAT
I haven’t seen a single black person on this crowd.

mcv75
Utah should sign Jimmer for Mormon reasons.

raginghardon420
The soundtrack they have in Utah makes me want kill myself. Awful sonf after awful song

PleaseClap32
I feel like Ingles is blowing past every defender. Jesus i thought we were supposed to have a good defense and we let an unathletic white guy Jingle us every time


SumoRock
There’s the shady Utah reffing popping up

oxidizedabstraction
fuck these refs FUCK THESE REFS hope they die at halftime

MasterOberon
Why the hell do the officials heavily favor Utah in Utah every fucking time?

TheManWithTheBag
Get all these lightskin players off the court. They cant rebound for shit.

BustOfTheYear
Trump should contract Lonzo for building that wall if he wants it made out of BRICKS

FireLukeWaltonNow
I can’t imagine a worse offense, thanks again Luke.

MasterPsaysUgh
We should have drafted Mitchell

AirBishop
Wtf is wrong with us why do we keep fouling shooters???

SumoRock
Can we fucking STOP FOULING JUMP SHOOTERS

Tiffosi
We really fouled Crowder.. on a 3pter. Dude is not even a threat from 3… That’s awful defensive discipline

KyleVikings
This team fouls more three point shooters than they make

oridinai
Omg we need to teach these lakers some ninja skills on how to dodge 3pt shooters…

PleaseClap32
Mormonism is probably the worst religion. If you go to the Salt Lake airport there are weirdos in suits trying to convert you.


MasterOberon
Can we get a call? I fucking hate playing in Utah

Poke43
Refs are killing us!

Theingloriousak2
This is so onesided by the refs

fchdzn
When we kill a referee they’re gonna start to respect us.

HeroGolem3
The Jazz have a team full of punchable faces…excluding Korver

Invasivetoast
Playing DMX in Utah? I didn’t know that was allowed

EssosGOT
“why are they playing Drake?” -Utah crowd

BritzlBen
What is this fuckery of a lineup?

taeem
There defense is killin us. Guys look so frustrated

lakernation21
Our offense is literally so pathetic

jtan619
Utah with an 8 man rotation and killing us smh

tacoTs
Gobert gets away with a lot of moving screens

cryogenicsleep
Gobert gets absolutely no calls all year but getting every one this game. fucking refs


GamingReserve
Why does Utah’s coach look like a recovering meth addict?

AtiCaTToR
Cocaine*

oridinai
Naw a freakin mob boss

humphreybr0gart
He allegedly did a lot of blow while coaching at Misou. I like to think he still does.

GokutheAnteater
Someone punch Mitchell in the face

iPodTouchYourMom
Their defense is amazing

mr-fiend
Why do they keep attacking Gobert? Lmao this shit is pathetic

makeitnashty
These fucks gonna catch us for 8th soon

MasterPsaysUgh
It’s crazy how much better Mitchell is than lonzo

downbyone
That Utah crowd is loud as shit

HighlyBaked0
holy shit donovan pls stop

datsbananasgurl
Fucking pathetic.

Paperbooi
Yeah we fucking sucks

Spengebab
FUCKING PATHETIC

LakersOptimist
fuck this useless ass team


RelevantOil
Trade the farm, rebuild around Zion, bring in Spo and Pat Riley #dynasty

Cypppp
Let the pussy white Mormon fans get in our head

signmeupdude
Lets play spot a non-white person in the crowd

40ozofOldeEnglish
They have Gobert, but we’re still trying to play in the goddamn paint…

Theingloriousak2
Luke just fucking sitting there quietly like the dumb fucker he is

jl1101
Jazz is a well-coached team

lakernation21
Imagine hiring Byron Scott and Luke Walton over Qynn Snyder.. thanks Jeanie

flapjacks331
Wow the Utah defense is no joke

makeitnashty
I knew Royce o’neal would go off as soon as I saw him starting lol

EasyBreezy1995
Jesus what a shit show of a half

givetherocktolance
At the half, the Utah Desolate Salt Flats lead the Los Angeles Lakers 62-41.

File-
Fucked in the ass without spitting in our asses first like usual

AranciataExcess
Luke completely outcoached by Quin Snyder.

ridinai
Because he’s a mob boss

Paperbooi
Personally, I would fire Luke at this point. The only thing hes good at which is defense sucks. I would give Mark Jackson a shot.


aowen23
quin snyder giving rest on NBA the blueprint to beating the Lakers: just foul them every time they have the ball and fuck up their ability to get into a rhythm

ty9023
Lakers seriously need to look into getting an offensive coordinator.

ant0nius77
You guys hear dwight howard HELLA gay?

mcv75
Jerry Sloan’s wife is a GILF

natran1
Gobert is as bad as us from the line

SumoRock
We can’t rebound for shit

crusty_butter_roll
Not many can with gobert clogging up shit.

Tweefin123
Mitchell killing us tonight

MMDroxy
Gobert with a bitch flop

GokutheAnteater
Flagrant 1 for a flop, fuck u refs and fuck u Gobert soft ass

ant0nius77
Gobert a french pussy flopping ass bitch

File-
Refs are autistic downies


EpicMusic13
Utah is at 9th, we’re at 8th. We’re so screwed

PleaseClap32
I wish my wife fucked me like the refs fuck the Lakers

ant0nius77
I wish she fucked me like that too

crusty_butter_roll
Did you see that guy with his three wives?

GreatAmerican1776
Utah is so white it’s kinda crazy

tacoTs
Jazz bunch of floppers

socaljunior
This game is cursed

alisj99
Lmao this is dumb basketball

paraMAYBE_DO_LESS
Fuck these refs!!!!
Fuck those dumb ass shots we took!!!

LamboLloyd17
This team sucks

Cypppp
WORST. FUCKING. REFS.

LeGrandePatron
Refs get extra wives in Utah

muke212
Fuck these refs. Fuck them so hard

benoswell
Refs are mormon


YaBoiMigz
how does ingles have 13 rebounds?

GamingReserve
Ingles is so fucking ugly. This dude looks like a mut

GamingReserve
He shoots the ball like a pussy too lmao

friedtwinkie
Quin Snyder looking more and more like skeletor

GamingReserve
Quinn Snyder has a dick mouth.

jomelle
You people blaming the refs are autistic

GamingReserve
This team is mentally retarded when it comes to lay ups.

sneakers-to-work
Stupid Jazz. Always changing their colors and logos every 3 years. Sometimes they’re blue, sometimes green, sometimes purple, sometimes red….Just stay consistent, dammit!

MasterOberon
What is this fucking lineup?

yeezy805
We’re trash

friedtwinkie
Who left Kyle fucking korver wide open lol

AmnestyTHAT
How lost do you have to be to let Korver wide open.

angrytunasandwich
Who was Korvers man there because dude needs to sit out the rest of the game

malikdwd
I’m lactose intolerant and I’m eating a cheese pizza right now
My girlfriend is gonna be mad at me tonight


HouseHarky
Who needs Jerry West when you can hire a failed former sports agent as your GM and a failed former coach as your President?
Who needs Jerry West?
LMFAO
Stupid airhead blonde is stupid

dilan1236
Javale shoulda been in without gobert luke is retarded

jellybeans_over_raw
Lol of course Mitchell has his best game of the year against us

tracerit
Wasnt this supposed to be an easy win with all of the Utah players out?

LamboLloyd17
Fucking end this game already. Jesus

GamingReserve
Ingles looks like his breath stinks.

ant0nius77
Ingles looks like a chemistry teacher

GamingReserve
He looks like he lives in a tent on skid row

alisj99
Good game, Snyder outcoaches Luke. As every good coach does.

PPeePantsCity
This team is so bad.
There isn’t a single player on this roster outside of Lebron who could start for a contending team.
Hell, there isn’t a single player on this roster who could even be part of a 8-man rotation off the bench for a contending team.
That’s how bad things are here. This team is a flat out disaster, period.

Utah Jazz vs. Orlando Magic: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 10, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Orlando Pinstriped Post.

This is one of those games where I cringe into the second half a little
We are playing too well right now.

Posted by DontForgetMcManus on Jan 9, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Watching the play by play was gross, can’t imagine the actual game
Posted by Mattlock687 on Jan 9, 2019 | 11:19 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Orlando Magic Reddit.

Qolx
Tonight is a sure win.

Momoneymoproblems214
Ingles looks like that nerdy dude who comes to.the YMCA and you laugh at and don’t want on your team. Then he continues drop threes and old man hook shots all night.

Oopsdaisy27293
Magic can be up 40 by the half, I still won’t be comfortable

Knuckleheadz_55
Thinking the same thing, I get worried with this hot start.

Shams_wojnarowski
Did we just find a team who’s in bigger shit than us?!?!?!?!

andrew2018022
Ross just got jingled

ech0es13
Lmao down to 11. Here we go….

andrew2018022
Who the hell is this Neto guy, I’ve legit never heard of him

Umesco
Nice response to their run, lead back up 15+!

veetothevee
Four players in double figures already:

NikThaGreat9
Did we just hold our 1st half double digit lead? Magic/Warriors finals. Magic in 4.
/s kinda, but jk CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME


Alexb6720
Man imagine what Mitchell would do for our team

Oopsdaisy27293
starters gone cold , put in the bench and see what happens

Lukiniobro
Fuckkkkk

yoeyz
Same story

andrew2018022
Fuck Neto dirty pos

420unabomber
neto better get a tech for that shit

dollarscost
Love the fire from Briscoe, don’t let them walk over you

Momoneymoproblems214
Ironic because briscoe was literally walking over someone. Lol.

Doglando_university
Neto with no tech is so stupid

svanxx
I see the 3rd quarter collapse is still strong.

DaWhiteDwight
This team is fucking ridiculous

BrennoBBS
We could be winning by 70 points. We have the amazing hability to blow any giving lead, in a good old 3/4 meltdown.

veetothevee
How can a team play so good and so bad in the same night? I can’t take this anymore!


veetothevee
I wish there was a limit to completely SUCKING at basketball. But the Magic keeps raising the fucking bar.

dollarscost
We’ve had one basket in the last 17 possessions. Jesus.

SonicNarcotic
This game is winnable if we can play some defence…

Lukiniobro
Are you kidding?! We ain’t scoring bruh

veetothevee
The Orlando Magic sucks at basketball.

Kswiss1214
Fuck I wish we were playing the lakers

veetothevee
63 points at the half. 89 with 2:30 remaining in the 4th. That’s unnacceptable for a fucking professional NBA team.

Lukiniobro
Did that Neto Briscoe incident kill us off?

today0nly
Mitchell is straight up embarrassing Evan. He needs to ask to go to the bench before he loses what little confidence he has left.

ech0es13
Ugh this team. I remember when we were up 28-7.

veetothevee
I’m done losing my precious time watching these guys embarass themselves like this.

Utah Jazz at Milwaukee Bucks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 8, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Brew Hoop.

Quinn Snyder on cocaine again
Posted by Tio GGeZ on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:30 PM

Ersan sucks
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:31 PM

Bucks D sucks too
Posted by Tio GGeZ on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:32 PM

That was a terrible first quarter by the Bucks
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:35 PM

our defense is absolutely terrible
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:44 PM

Corner 3s are being ABUSED
Posted by Blocktopus34 on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:42 PM

to be fair
utah is 21st in the league in 3p%

Posted by thodoris.galanos on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:46 PM

do we not have anyone on the Bucks who can defend Jae Crowder?
this is a pathetic effort by the supposedly best team in the NBA

Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 7:57 PM

Mitchell is cooking us
we have no answer for him

Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:01 PM

hopefully the Bucks play better in the second half
that was a terrible first half

Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:04 PM


Just tuned in
Synder is a great coach. Pnr offense no matter who is on the jazz they stay competitive. Anyways hope bud and bucks can outmatch.

Posted by Cary_IL_Bucks on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:15 PM

its over
lose game

Posted by Tio GGeZ on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:22 PM

before anyone goes haywire
mitchell is shooting 30% for the year and is currently shooting and making contested 3s. youtake that

Posted by thodoris.galanos on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:23 PM

why does this only happen against the Bucks? why do these terrible shooters have career games against us?
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:28 PM

Who is supposed to be on Mitchell’s ass? That cat got loose for 22 already!
Posted by Authentecha on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:26 PM

man if Rubio was playing for the Jazz the Bucks would be down by 15+
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:32 PM

Mitchell is unstoppable
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:34 PM

poor end to the quarter
hopefully we can win the fourth

Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:45 PM

this game is so frustrating
Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:51 PM

giannis wants to win this game
Posted by burt snipes on Jan 7, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Gobert with a full on French flop. Damn French so weak
Posted by Macallan 18 on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:01 PM

Mitchell FINALLY regressing to his pedestrian mean
Posted by Macallan 18 on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:02 PM

gobert is a baby
Posted by burt snipes on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:05 PM

Giannis just pierced Goberts soul with that staredown
Giannis just don’t hurt yourself now lol

Posted by Macallan 18 on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:09 PM

amazing fourth quarter by the Bucks
no played particularly well save for Thon but that just shows the resolve of how good this team can be

Posted by TheLight&TheGlass on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:16 PM

Bud and Snyder
very good coaches

Posted by Tio GGeZ on Jan 7, 2019 | 9:19 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Milwaukee Bucks Reddit.

topsideup25
I will have to miss the early parts of the game due to chores needing to be done

LarryMcCarrensPinky
Are you amish?

topsideup25
No I’m married.

TropiusnotSB
Rubio, Korver, Mitchell.. that team is really good looking

VicePope
Ted Cruz has entered the game

ReverendGames
Ricky Rubio, Mirotic, Ibaka, Morris, Holiday
Who else turns into the best player in the league when we play their team?

username_x
Fucking jj barea

TropiusnotSB
Rubio injured :/ hopefully nothing serious. I hope he only sits out this game. Really like him

yungtito
poor rubio

VexedCheese
That euro Donovan did made my groin hurt

traphag
Quin looking even more coked up than usual tonight.

FlabbergastedAlready
Quinn Snyder looks like a dirty cop from an 80s movie

SonnyLove
Christ Bucks play some damn defense this is so lazy

BECKZ7171
Our 3 point defense is just hoping they miss lmfao is Jason kidd coaching again?

VicePope
We are ass tonight

elvispunk
Joe Ingles is everybody’s 8th grade math teacher who likes to play students one-on-one.

username_x
I love donovan Mitchell tbh

SpittinWheelie
Same. He’s a good dude too.

indiemike
Yo what the fuck was George Hill doing there? He literally was in Giannis’ way and basically took the ball from him. Lucky we wound up hitting the three after a couple passes.

Harrison070902
These fuckers are shooting lights out

cookster123
Bucks and giving up wide open three pointers. Like chocolate and peanut butter

teotsi
First thing I do after I become NBA commissioner is ban the corner three


VicePope
The bucks D: leave open shooters and hope they miss it

yungtito
*jazz player goes across a screen*
bucks defense: EVERYONE PANIC

JD1337
Bucks defense:
Jazz player: Backcuts.

PowerVeg
Uh Fox Sports Wisconsin show the game not Synders face. Thanks

stormchaser2014
Jazz coach looks like he belongs to the Irish mob or something.

Kevin_Jim
I can’t even imagine how terrifying it would be to be a ref and see Quin Snyder’s angry face.

Truplaya05
Can we stop leaving people wide the fuck open?

SonnyLove
“No” – Milwaukee Bucks

username_x
Are we stupid or something? 5th graders could figure out how to guard these guys better than this

ierics
I’m having PTSD with all these corner 3’s. Help!

BrewCityChaser
The ghost of Jason Kidd has returned in the form of wide open corner threes from the opponent.

SpittinWheelie
Soooooo Jason Kidd snuck back in as head coach?! Wtf is Bud doing?

cookster123
I think we contested more threes under Kidd not gonna lie

LarryMcCarrensPinky
No, no we did not. Stop being dramatic

yungtito
went to go make a sandwich and some of the whole grain bread i had saved up has mold on it
this is a dark sign

topsideup25
My cat just sat down on my lap. It’s a sign that the bucks will start blowing them out.

topsideup25
Fuck he just left I’m sorry guys i failed.

ATuw23
Giannis needs to start attacking. He’s letting Gobert scare him into playing timid

username_x
Have I mentioned how much I despise jae crowder

yungtito
the jazz are shooting 0% from beyond the arc by virtue of them having shot infinite open 3s at this point


towakanda
Defense even worse after the half. Ok.

Harrison070902
Right out of the half and 4 straight possessions without a stop. Incredible

ElbowDown
Rudy “moving screen” Gobert

TurboShorts
Mitchell is honestly beasting.

username_x
Keep in mind the jazz are a bad offensive team

TurboShorts
STOP MITCHELL

Xcelar8
Why does everyone turn into steph curry when we play them wtf

yeahbuddy186
Because we leave them wide open

GeriatricPinecones
Gobert is a monster on the boards

PowerVeg
Bledsoe getting killed off the dribble by Neto.

username_x
That’s a bad look

Mord_Ajantor
Btw, I’m watching jazz feed and their commentators are very good.

JoshPalmerr
Every game I’ve watched of Jazz they are always awesome. Unbiased NBA fans at heart and very refreshing after dealing with commentators like the Celtics hahah

teotsi
Respect to the fucking hustle

MyPancakesRback
Time to pull ahead, Bucks!

Harrison070902
The score is now 0-0


username_x
Giannis is MVP and also DPOY

MyPancakesRback
Bucks in the lead!

Harrison070902
Gobert is falling into Giannis

Truplaya05
Can’t stop Giannis just flop

dcandap
That’s all he can do at this point. Giannis owns him.

Ph1llyCheeze13
Thats pathetic Rudy

TheBluefootedBoobie
I wish we had someone like Enes Kanter to just beat the shit out Gobert

Mord_Ajantor
At least mitchell cooled a bit.

HumaneSquash094
My name is barrack obama and I eat dog

OddBed
shave it off ingles

HumaneSquash094
Cowardly French fuck scared of our dark Sudanese terror

HumaneSquash094
My wife is divorcing me because I glued Thon’s face onto all of our family photos
He looks good with her body

Carter6197
My goodness. Between Ingles, Gobert, and Crowder I’m not sure there’s been a call not contested by Utah.

wsdean64
goddamn Utah bitches a lot

Tron_Maker
Refs helpin us out a lot tbh

dcandap
To be fair I would’ve complained about all of those as well LOL

im_so_not_creative
Refs pretty bad to be fair

HumaneSquash094
Jae Crowder looks like the kinda guy that puts so much sugar in his coffee it doesn’t even dissolve it all

InfiniteGrover
Thanks for slowing the pace down for no reason, Utah. Ya played yaself

TurboShorts
This felt good. Hell yeah bucks.

Bucs-and-Bucks
Heck of a game

Utah Jazz at Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 6, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

Before there were memes
We had a Mehmet, then he went to the jazz, and the pistons have lost close to 80 percent of the games to the jazz since then.

Posted by alaskanpistonsfan1 on Jan 5, 2019 | 6:42 PM

Thanks for the sad reminder.
I loved Memo too. Fuck the Jazz.

Posted by amazenhazen2 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:06 PM

Hey… This Pistons squad looks a little energetic tonight
Posted by Teal Power on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:15 PM

Gobert has serious beef with refs
Posted by pistonspoland on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:21 PM

refs hates him
Posted by pistonspoland on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:22 PM

Blake got lucky the call wasn’t on him
Posted by bugman222 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:22 PM

Bruce Brown > Mitchell
lol

Posted by jgk381 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:22 PM

Bullock > Mitchell
Posted by jgk381 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:30 PM

D.mitch
cant do shit with Bruce out there.

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:34 PM

Love it
Looks like we’re not worse than the 2011-12 Bobcats

Posted by Goose15 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:40 PM

Yay Jose’s in…
Goodbye lead.
We barely knew you.

Posted by EJohns_1004 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:29 PM

Pistons just got Jingled
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:41 PM

I’m just hoping that Jose can get some good turnovers in.
Maybe a couple of airballs and a thirty point game for the guy he’s guarding.

Posted by EJohns_1004 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:42 PM

this is getting a little ugly on offense
Posted by HaterWade on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:42 PM

this team is fucking weird
Posted by Brig13 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:45 PM

Ingles is one of my favorite non Pistons
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:50 PM

Why do the refs hate Gobert?
Posted by samfredmike on Jan 5, 2019 | 7:59 PM

Pistons got Jingled again
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:00 PM


D.Mitch
is Browns bitch get him on the bench

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:30 PM

I hate Rubio
(But I’d love him on our team)

Posted by Basketballbeeker on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:33 PM

Bruce Brown eliminated Donovan Mitchell
Now he’s here to contain Rubio- love it

Posted by samfredmike on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:35 PM

Drummond > Gobert
Posted by jgk381 on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:48 PM

D.Mitch
heating up. It he gets by Bruce the help defense is non existent.
Jose useful for injuring the other team at least

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:51 PM

Stanley comes in and we go to shit
Posted by jgk381 on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Leuer is very bad too
Posted by Goose15 on Jan 5, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Calderon/Stanley/Leuer is maybe the worst offensive trio in the NBA.
Posted by Crosseyed on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:04 PM

I never want to see this lineup again
casey… cmon dude

Posted by feez_22 on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:07 PM

this bench
worst in the nba

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:08 PM

D.Mitch
Crapping on us now

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:14 PM

welp it was nice while it lasted
Posted by HaterWade on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:15 PM

Maybe Mitchell is better than Kennard.
Posted by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:22 PM

D.Mitch
big time.

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:22 PM

Donovan Mitchell
has been awesome in the 2nd half.

Posted by shags on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:23 PM

Mitchell killed us
Posted by feez_22 on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:24 PM

I blame this loss
on SVG for not drafting D.Mitch

Posted by DGrunsgood on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:24 PM

Tank Pistons
This season and team are FUBAR

Posted by EJohns_1004 on Jan 5, 2019 | 9:30 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Pistons Reddit.

Uwood49
They just compared to Golbert and Andre in highlights on the broadcast. Every block highlight Golbert kept the ball in play and got a possession for his team. Every Andre block gets launched out of bounce or back to the defending team. I just wished Andre had some defensive instincts.

Haurboss
7-0 run to start. Now just don’t take your foot off the gas

Apatheee
Okay, all we have to do is hold onto this lead for 45 more minutes of play.

ViolentVenngeance
Utah has some butterfingers man

nickmcg_
Bullock has more points than the entire Jazz roster

ThirdMorrisTwin
man Jae Crowder sucks ass

nickmcg_
Bullock 14, Jazz 13 after 1Q

mtommy2597
Leading scorers after 1
Reggie Bullock: 14
Joe Ingles: 3

Gmayfield
These throwback Jazz jerseys are nice


Nerouin
For once it’s the other team that cannot hit the broad side of a barn.

Molmoze
Off topic but I hate the way ingles looks he looks like a fucking goblin no offense though

ViolentVenngeance
Rubios shot is so ugly

Chaldean69
How to lose any lead: play Calderon for 9 minutes. He’s making Exum look like Magic Johnson lol

Gmayfield
Exum has to be the most fragile player in the league

ThirdMorrisTwin
man this team

Nerouin
Their ball movement is so slick. Snyder is an amazing coach.

Diabolik_
I miss the old pistons
The first quarter pistons

ThirdMorrisTwin
those were the days

ultramexicanman
Jazz coach looks like Christian Bale in American Psycho high on cocaine.

ViolentVenngeance
I feel like Ingles talks the most shit on the court lmao

ultramexicanman
Ingles is a buttplug

ThirdMorrisTwin
man we’re about to go into the half with a tie game up 18 after the first. how the fuck do u blow that? shameful

Haurboss
At one point Bullock had 14pts and the Jazz had 13pts
Bullock still has 14pts but now the Jazz have 48
dat sucks


DetroitHooper313
Don Mitchell sucks ass this year.

Haurboss
He’s not great at all this year. Shooting 29% from 3 and like 41% FG

Eeek28
Hes always been a low efficiency scorer tho

DetroitHooper313
And he’s shooting worse this year than last, all his numbers are down.

ThirdMorrisTwin
man Andre has made Gobert his bitch today.

ultramexicanman
Blake walked by pushing Ingles lol. He was talkin shit to Stanley. Ingles is such a buttplug.

DetroitHooper313
And here we fucking go again, Detroit putting there fucking hands around their necks.

ThirdMorrisTwin
up 18 to down 6. not suprised in the slightest

Diabolik_
Going from up by 20 to losing by double digits would be pretty impressive

RickWeinheimer
My god, I feel embarrassed for asking the bartender to put this game on. We’ve got to be better than this.

DetroitHooper313
Of course Mitchell breaks his slump against us.

hoof02
Has it been mentioned that we should have drafted Mitchell?

Mythiicmaan
Damn who is D-Mitch pissed at?

TwoToneTimex
Mitchell’s career will include a lot of revenge on the Pistons skipping on him

Diabolik_
The girl we turned down in high school is at the reunion being successful and fly as hell while the girl we chose instead sits at the snack table being not that.

ReggieZoldyk21
I hate this team

g59mountsinai
fucking joke. why did I have to be from Michigan :/

Molmoze
Just fucking tank fuck this team

Utah Jazz at Cleveland Cavaliers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 5, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Fear the Sword.

We are still doing this?
Posted by Cols714 on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:04 PM

doing what?
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:05 PM

Playing basketball
Posted by Cols714 on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:18 PM

First blood drawn by the Jazz of Utah.
Posted by PyroKinesis on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:41 PM

Death by 1 million little cuts.
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:42 PM

what’s the average height of this Utah starting squad for pete’s sake
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:44 PM

They should change their name to the Giants
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:45 PM

I wonder if Kyle would be open to working with Sexton on his 3 for like, oh, maybe 30 minutes after the game
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:50 PM

Crowder’s first shot back in the Q an airball…Fitting.
Posted by 49CLE on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:53 PM

Korver doing his thing still.
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:57 PM

sweetest 3 stroke in the league
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 6:58 PM

Gobert is a freeking tree
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 7:34 PM

Hood with the exclamation point 3 to end the half!
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 7:36 PM


S3XTON
Posted by PyroKinesis on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:03 PM

That’s 2 tonight so far! Maybe KK met up with him during half-time.
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:05 PM

Welp!
Posted by PyroKinesis on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:19 PM

Dang. This has gotten ugly now. We did break 80, though.
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:39 PM

In the books.
Posted by Spamlet on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:44 PM

poop
Posted by Stan Islavski on Jan 4, 2019 | 8:48 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Cleveland Cavaliers Reddit.

AFlaccidNarwhal
Zero defensive effort yet again

Hold_my_Dirk
Did they give Korver a big ovation? Unless I missed it I don’t think they showed it on tv.

jacobsreddit2731
They did

AFlaccidNarwhal
Good to see Crowder is still doing what he did for us

AFlaccidNarwhal
We seriously have no idea how to guard Korver. KYLE KORVER

TheUFCVeteran3
RODN3Y FROM DEEP!

cHinzoo
Our Jazz players are playing better than theirs atm. :^)

Somali_Kamikaze
Damn Korver is adorable.

AFlaccidNarwhal
Why wouldn’t you pass it out to an open 3 when Gobert is all over your ass

Berke_MD
Aww JC helping Korver to get up

PumpToTacSMG
Terrible defense, shit stupid midrangers is the story of this quarter, we need to fix a lot to get the win.

holaimaaron
This lineup is not great.

cHinzoo
Aaaand we’re getting blown out 😒

Maorhagevermeod
This team is embarrassing.

Slickster800
Did we clinch a lottery pick yet?

Utah Jazz at Toronto Raptors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 2, 2019
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Toronto Raptors Reddit.

crisisking98
Plz have mercy on us Father Korver

6AboveAll
CJ going off tonight

notme_u
Sadly, he may not even see any playing time

BrownMofo
Not too worried about mitchell, but kinda worried about what gobert could do

slamdunk23
We should go to pascal early. Favors has no chance to keep up with him

ThatEvolutionist
Quin Snyder be looking like the joker

megabeers
Gobert moving screens anyone

slamdunk23
I forgot about the number of moving screens Rudy does

PortlandSwept
damn Favors is big now, he used to be skinny af.

megabeers
Fuxk you Refs

raps_all_day_
Lol what a bullshit call

lexxgoat223
Good start

chill_bro_chill
Choke time bois. Call timeout coach. are you gona wait for the jazz to take the lead?

liberalssmh
just trash ass defense and unforced turnovers again, smh

EfficientShelter68
I fucking hate this Utah team

megabeers
Wtf Gobert getting superstar calls

Baller091
Favors and Gobert bout to cook us tonight

kinggregory17
Nick Nurse needs a timeout because Jazz is now making shots

DeMVP_DeMar
Someone needs to make a ‘CJ officially out of the rotation upvote party’

raps_all_day_
5v8

justaspuga
oh no Raptors are leading, better start calling bullshit fouls!

6crispy
So basically the Raptors aren’t allowed to play real defense but the Jazz can be as physical as they want.

ThatEvolutionist
Gobert was a fucking steal at the 27th pick wtf

DeComp10
I hate Demarre Crowder

notme_u
fuck Crowder

kinggregory17
Jazz are getting Harden’s treatments FUCK the NBA and REFS

grandmastakew
Ft difference between us and the jazz in our games in something of legends

liberalssmh
bruh refs keeping jazz in it right now

raps_all_day_
They’re shooting 36% from the field and 0% from 3 and were only up 2. Fuckin bullshit refs just choose random games to fuck us over

Plat87
The NBA really wants the Jazz to beat the Raptors huh? Fucking joke lol


notme_u
much better shooting % so far. Only reason jazz is close is the refs making sure they get to the ft line 5 times as much, lol

Assh_ketchum
.Everytime Rubio shoots i smile

megabeers
Whole jazz team getting Harden calls

chill_bro_chill
call timeout you dumbfuck coach

synfiend
FUCK YOU REFS

followingtheraps
these refs are such a joke

Prayygu
This is unfucking how much respect the refs are giving the Jazz.

EfficientShelter68
Fuck this Jazz team

lexxgoat223
Can someone do something about favours. He’s gonna kill us

EfficientShelter68
Donovan Mitchell is just Norm Powell with Mormon hype

Welfare_Mom
Exum is trash bruh

hochul325
LEGOOOOOO NORM!!! playing with some confidence here

kinggregory17
This means no more CJ?

lexxgoat223
If your nurse would you rather have him in or norm? Lol

EfficientShelter68
Imagine if CJ was getting Norm’s minutes tonight

Jeffoir
I’d rather not thanks

megabeers
Wed be losing. Norm has scored 9 points already


kinggregory17
Gobert is a very ANNOYING

DonjulioI
and whiny

notme_u
the refs are fucking retarded

TrappaOutThaBando
Nba refs are literally cancer

chill_bro_chill
didnt know CROWDER was a FUCKING ALL-STAR. goddamn.

bob_bannerman
Ingles gets away with all that shit because he’s a clean cut white guy.

MarkellNelson
Clean cut? He’s the greasiest looking dude in the league haha

EfficientShelter68
Only reason this game is close is because of the 18-4 foul difference
Refs carrying these try hards Jazz

therealAce
What in the fucking bullshit ass cocks are these calls?!?!

synfiend
CJ Miles subbing in…

kinggregory17
Oh No not CJ

lilvipa
NOOOOO CJ please!!l,,!

notme_u
Actually CJ hasn’t been bad.

megabeers
He hasnt shot yet

iFail2much
CJ MILES PLAYED BASKETBALL YAYYYYY HE’S PLAYABLE NOW???

DonjulioI
Gobert has 2 plays :
-1 handed dunk
-2 handed dunk

FrontbuttMcGee
You know how some guys don’t look right in certain jerseys? (Ie. Wade in a Cavs uni) Contrary to that, not that I’m a big fan of his or anything but, I think Ingles would just look right in a Raptors uniform. It’s destined to happen. We’re going to love him one day.

Matcha888
Didn’t this happen last Jazz game as well?

EfficientShelter68
Yup. They’re a dirty, try hard team. The worst kind. Miami west.


rustytatertot123
Nice start for the half hopefully it’s a good sign

EfficientShelter68
Yes Siakam cook that bum ass team lmao

DonjulioI
Gobert with the illegal screen every pnr

EfficientShelter68
Fuck these bum ass Jazz

EfficientShelter68
Stfu Ingles

PortlandSwept
Welcoming to guarding a superstar Ingles, rule one, you aren’t getting away with any contact on them.

MadVillain1
Joe ingles with that dumbass look on his face all the time.

megabeers
Lol refs noticed the call disparity at half time

ThatEvolutionist
YOOOO LMAOO WE REALLY GETTING EVERY CALL

smokemifyougotum
Now we get all the calls!

PortlandSwept
Is Gobert a child lmao.
I’ve never seen a 7 footer jump up and down like that.

DonjulioI
Gobert is a fnk, whiny, b*tch.

EfficientShelter68
The Jazz are easily one of the least likeable teams in the league

bucsnat215215
HOLY SHIT these late calls are getting ridiculous

Diminitiv
These calls are so late lmao

EfficientShelter68
Lol another late call

MadVillain1
These delayed calls are annoying, even to our benefit.

AccountSave
Calls so late, they’re still in 2018


Gnomojo
Kawhi going beast mode tonight so he can take a rest day vs the spurs to avoid the boos. Calling it.

hellaworried
Snyder looks like a cracked up Casey Neistat

DonjulioI
Or a mob boss

tonious35
I can’t believe Crowder and his bullshittery is keeping them in the game

lexxgoat223
Crowder the latest bum to go off against us

EGin2016
WE DO NOT NEED CJ BOYS
THANK U NURSE FOR FINALLY UNDERSTANDING

tonious35
CJ on D is like being down 4 on 5, even if he isos the most talentless hack, he’s still not stopping them

Mimi108
LMAOO. That was a hilarious Rubio pass

PortlandSwept
how do you throw the ball over the hands of a 7 footer with an 8 foot wingspan?

macaroni_pizza
Anyone else think Crowder looks like Serena Williams?

Mimi108
Hot damn….now that you say it…he kinda does!

megabeers
Crowdwr wtf

thewolfshead
holy fuck that was a deep 3

BestTorsoForward
CJ for Crowder?

mix_it
Serena is torching us tf

Assh_ketchum
Crowder wtf? 30 wtf? Whats this mans career high

hellaworried
Who taught Serena how to ball?

raps_all_day_
Fuckers just won’t die

pankeikus
LOL gobert is getting dad dicked so hard by Kawhi

DeskReference
How is Gobert not getting a T?? He’s jumping up and down and screaming on calls.

rustytatertot123
Lol jazz look like frustrated toddlers


macaroni_pizza
Wow, we’re gettin every call now

bquinho
I don’t hate the refs atm

DeskReference
Damn this is going to be Mitchell vs Leonard in crunch time

Assh_ketchum
Bruh mitchell is atraight trash this game

PaulTaulborg
Jazz fucked by refs, just one of those games…

therealAce
YOU GET A CAREER HIGH, YOU GET A CAREER HIGH. YOU ALL GET HIGH!

jubupea
U GET A CAREER HIGH AND U GET A CAREER HIGH

jubupea
CAREER HIGHS ALL AROUND

jjkiller26
these utah double teams at halfcourt are hilarious

Mimi108
Wow, thanks Jazz! They really wanna extend Kawhi’s career-high points!

megabeers
Snyder looks like a Disney villain

tonious35
Max 2 possession, no John Salmons and Jamario Moon to fuck this up

TrappaOutThaBando
KAWHI IS THE FUCKING GOAT RAPTOR NO DEBATE

pankeikus
Kawhi so handsome <333

The1-1FromDyson
BALLGAME

Assh_ketchum
If crowder and caroll fusioned. Would yhey jus look the same?

Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 30, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Posting and Toasting.

Lets go Knicks!!!!!
Posted by arckillious on Dec 29, 2018 | 6:59 PM

Yeah, guards. You are going to have to try and defend tonight.
Posted by Fcpress on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Bring Kanter in for defense
Posted by NeedforShved on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:14 PM

Lmao. Kanter.
Utah remembers.

Posted by Fcpress on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:30 PM

we cant hit shit / utah defense is good
Posted by Incelin n Frank Hatin on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:33 PM

Yes. Much of our offense is dependent on the other team not feeling like playing defense.
Posted by Fcpress on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:37 PM

Ah, yes, a trash game already.
Knicks can’t score, can’t defend, and the refs are garbage.

Posted by always wrong on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:38 PM

       .—-._______,
   .-==’==’===-,
(O_o_o_o_o_O)

Posted by Russ on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:41 PM

Man, I’m not an analyst
But I think the Jazz are better than us.

Posted by HighFlyers28 on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:46 PM

         ‘\
          _\______
         /            \============
  ___|__________\___________
/  _________________________  \
\/  _===============_  \/
   “-===============-“

Posted by Russ on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:49 PM

lmfao what a hideous game
also jazz and nuggets really are two exemplary small market NBA teams in terms of management and coaching.
knicks FO would be wise to study how they did it (i dont know myself).

Posted by Incelin n Frank Hatin on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:49 PM

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       \  \             p
        \  \       \o/
         \  \—–‘———_
         /\  \       / ~~~~~\_
   ./——-/__|=/_/———-//~~~~~~~~\
/_______________________________/O       O  \
(===(\_______________(=====(Oo   o   o   O)
  \~~~\______/            \——–\Oo____o—–
      ~~~~~~~              ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Posted by Russ on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:52 PM

Too bad point differential didn’t get you more ping pong balls
Posted by Buffalo 66 on Dec 29, 2018 | 8:59 PM

is it possible to bench the entire team?
Posted by HighFlyers28 on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:02 PM

Come on Globetrotters i want more dunks less 3’s is this what the modern nba has come
smh James Dolan Generals back in their zone

Posted by cityofhardfouls on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:05 PM

40 point lead let’s go
Posted by fomalhaut on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:06 PM

HALFTIME SNACK THREAD
Posted by Russ on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:06 PM

The shit in the bed
Posted by FooBarChu on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:06 PM

The darkness in my soul
Posted by fomalhaut on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:07 PM

Stale bread and water
Posted by Russ on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:06 PM


The way we’ve come out of the half recently
I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re down 105-46 by the beginning of the 4th

Posted by FooBarChu on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:11 PM

The first step towards a fake comeback
is getting the lead under 30

Posted by Buffalo 66 on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:25 PM

i refuse to acknowledge any fake comebacks tonight
Posted by felinequickness on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:30 PM

Cutting it to 22 was fun
Posted by sbknicks on Dec 29, 2018 | 9:46 PM

What a shitshow
Posted by fomalhaut on Dec 29, 2018 | 10:05 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: New York Knicks Reddit.

Swimtothemoon12
I have a feeling we are going to get jingled tonight

Crispyy_Waffle
Uhhh wtf is this defense

ducya13
Kanter not on the floor and the pick and roll D is still ass.

ArnoLaz
Will Knicks stop anything tonight? Gobert can as well go to Wilts record with this def.

BjergCop
YES lets go cmon utah blow us out

TreSeven
I could see this being one of those blowout losses where the tank fans don’t even feel good

PorzingisIsGod
Jazz coach is pretty scary looking

tsuab
Mudiay is getting cooked by everyone.

lykos11
he’s doing wonders for Exum’s confidence

BjergCop
gobert is who i want porzingis to be
so dreamy that defense

Immediatewhaffle
Gobert gunna drop 100 on us tonight on 50/50 shooting

TreSeven
What is our plan against Gobert because I’m not convinced there is one

BjergCop
god gobert is so fucking dreamy, the perfect center except for the no perimeter shot

HiddenMascot1997
Always wondered how wilt dropped 100 on the knicks…. gobert is showing me how

HardOakleyFoul
Rukeem Goberjuwon out this muthafucka.

Hipposaurus28
Kanter isn’t gonna pass once this game

UNITxPunisher
refs are fucked up man

SoulDra
these refs are mormons too? or

c_c_combo
Fuck me. So bad.

Immediatewhaffle
We are on pace to lose by 88


Immediatewhaffle
the jazz are showing us what it looks like to run an actual offensive system. Ball movement, off ball movement, attacking with a plan in mind. And they’re not even a offensively talented team really.

HiddenMascot1997
I thought this game was a bad enough showing then I saw two of their starters sitting in the stands.

HardOakleyFoul
I can’t remember the last time I saw a game that was over at the start of the second quarter. This is just embarrassing.

sps26
LMFAO, we made a shot they have to call a time out

TreSeven
WE BROKE 20

PorzingisIsGod
We’re going to lose by 40

thesmoking-man
By halftime?

sackshow
goddamn this knicks team is an embarrassment

nmmnmmn
It’s like Gobert is playing against middle schoolers on an 8 foot hoop

TreSeven
Rudy Gobert is about to break 100

tsuab
God damn, the Jazz’s head coach looks like he just got done smoking ALL the meth

mikecx79
Ok. I’m all for tanking and everything, but this is getting ridiculous…

AlexanderRussell
This is legit the worst first half of basketball Ive ever seen

American_Fascist713
I know we are tanking, but this is embarrassing.

TreSeven
I know we’re all saying how bad this game is but I feel like we’re not realizing just how fucking bad it is, the Jazz have almost 70 which is bad enough but we just hit fucking 30


Deenisdecent
Lmao I just checked the score and my fucking fever increased. We are ass my dudes

HokageEzio
Fizdale not yelling at them might as well get him sainthood.

EwingsRevenge21
Hornacek would have had an aneurysm….

HokageEzio
Hornacek would have broken the space time continuuum with his yell.

AlexanderRussell
Making Dante Exum look like Kyrie

itzelegend
Setting up the patented Knicks Fake Comeback ™

TreSeven
Lmao the Jazz fans are cheering for Kanter not getting a rebound them mfs petty as hell

CrazyPepperoni
What is utah known for?

Swimtothemoon12
Kanter living in their heads rent free

E-Miles
the fans are really in kanter’s head

TreSeven
This crowd got Kanter SHOOK

lemonwhale13
Damn the entire state of Utah living in Kanters head for free

United_Telephone1
Neto cooking Frank

ImmanuelJames
I just woke from a nap, and I checked the score. Im going back to bed, y’all be blessed.

HokageEzio
You sit here and suffer with us like a real man.

dutchny100
It’s so bad we have to root for good possessions

HAAAAAN69
All things considered this may be the worst game of basketball ever played

Utah Jazz vs. Philadelphia 76ers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 28, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Liberty Ballers.

Man tough possessions to start
Posted by HeISTheAX on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:44 PM

whats going on with starters tonight, about time first points earned lol
Posted by Eagles4evaFtheRest on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:44 PM

we look baddd offensively tonight
Posted by pasports31 on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:51 PM

I think it would be a good idea for the players to maybe aim for the rim
Posted by pacific75 on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:53 PM

Our bench is so bad.
Posted by sp8ce on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:53 PM

Its not just the bench playing bad though. Simmons has looked like a clown. He is the main reason they have looked so bad on offense so far.
Posted by Kevin Herman on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:59 PM

Simmons trying to score is like anal sex
Posted by pacific75 on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:58 PM

. . .what?
Posted by The Crooked Man on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:59 PM

It’s very hard to get it in there
Posted by pacific75 on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:00 PM


Ben looks like shit. They should sit him for a good bit. He is killing the offense.
Posted by Kevin Herman on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:58 PM

ben has been trash tonight
Posted by pasports31 on Dec 27, 2018 | 10:58 PM

Exum the scrub with Career high tonight
Posted by pacific75 on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Lets beat this team. We are better then this team even with our crummy bench.
Posted by Kevin Herman on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:26 PM

Jazz are pretty awful on offense. We can’t possibly lose this, can we?
Posted by jeppsforst on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:27 PM

Moose just got out rebounded by Joe Ingles despite having better position. Impressive, impressive laziness.
Posted by philiafan14364 on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:30 PM

ingles = kormaz +2 years
both are IMO will always be non-factors

Posted by D Up on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:34 PM

First half ends with Mitchell whining. Just perfect.
Posted by EastonAssassin63 on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:38 PM

The Jazz are such cry babies
Ingles in disbelief after every single play
Geez I’ve never seen a team this babyish before

Posted by jmay32process on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:39 PM


both teams really sloppy to start this half
Posted by nononono on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:56 PM

Both teams seem happy to blow this quarter
Posted by WillardWhyte on Dec 27, 2018 | 11:57 PM

Absolutely nothing Mitchell does is impressive. Monte Ellis 2.0.
Posted by jeppsforst on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:03 AM

Exum’s got a, what, 15 inch vertical?
Posted by philiafan14364 on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:19 AM

Utah cries a lot hmm
Posted by Eagles4evaFtheRest on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:22 AM

Wow, Utah have just turned into a mess
Posted by Cowdy75 on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:32 AM

The only way for them to come back is if mitchel start dropping 3 pointers out of his ass
Posted by pacific75 on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:42 AM

why am I nervous up 20
Posted by Dr. Steve on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:48 AM

Wtf is Simmons doing????
4 turnovers is 2 minutes
Wtf is wrong with him

Posted by pacific75 on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:48 AM

Christ can we please not ruin this great effort with a shit show finish. Why do we panic with big leads.
Posted by Kevin Herman on Dec 28, 2018 | 12:51 AM

Impressive win even with the sloppy ending
Posted by The Flying Moa on Dec 28, 2018 | 1:01 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Philadelphia 76ers Reddit.

nichkis
Utah fans were being especially salty today in /r/nba. Let’s fuck these salty mormons up.

JerKroSRL
Feeling good about today. Embiid seems to do well against Gobert and Mitchell always tries too hard against us, like he’s still salty about ROTY.

Mihr565
Jojo make that frenchie your bitch please/

123456ers
I’m so mad with the Christmas game because Boston is underwhelming right now and we still can’t beat those fucks

thephotobooths
I like how there are actually people on r/nba who believe that Tatum is a better player than Simmons, straight up. The guy just put up 4 points, 1 rebound, and 3 assists in 29 minutes but nobody over there will ever mention how disappointing of a game that was.

22based
Lmao Utah fans are so mad about Ben still

mikeb32
Lmao Ben about be adding way more salt in Salt Lake

Civil-Savage
Wtf Ben

DuuRon
what the fuck are we doing

thefreeman419
Jesus Ben trying to prove himself

DuuRon
man I really fucking hate the jazz

WraithTwelve
I want to murder Joe Ingles. Nobody touches JoJo like that.

mp455
SMH we get a foul on Gobert because Mitchell can’t shoot

jodatoufin
Lol I guess Mitchell is gonna drop 40 points on 40 shots tonight to prove a point I guess.

nichiseyo
ffs ben

thefreeman419
Ben, please work on this shit that was embarrassing

Carbonainducedcoma
Ben about to break a backboard

fujiie
I just wanna see ben hit a normal jumper is that too much to ask for :(

charliedarwinsfather
Yes


Get Excited!
Ben got blocked early we can forget about him being aggressive to the rim now. He’s embarrassed.

Birds2110
Simmons drives me crazy

thefreeman419
This is a shitshow

it_aint_safe
I wish Rudy Gobert would break his leg or something, would be pretty funny and we could get the W.

Sleeves_of_Bradford
fire brett brown

JGia–
Ben literally has no ability to score

bonerbasketball
He cracks under pressure

justHereinit
ben shooting 1/7

ToRagnarok
“Shooting”

celj1234
Get Simmons out of the game

vasixer
You must want a coach

chico12307
We are fucking pathetic. Haven’t had a good win all year and the main issue is glaringly obvious and yet everyone here just pretends this moron actually knows how to coach because he’s a nice guy

Mcatatonic1
Moose is so fucking cold from 3 they’re guarding him like Ben Jesus fucking Christ

dustbowlwhore
All our opponents seem to score at will against us while everytime we score it’s a fucking prayer. Not to be overly negative but it’s a trend that’s lasted all season.


charliedarwinsfather
Oh i guess theyll call it on ben but not donovan.

JerKroSRL
Why the fuck does Gobert get shots for that shit and Embiid’s basket doesn’t count?

vasixer
OUR BENCH SUCKS!!!!

LongJohnErd
That was the most one sidedly reffed quarter I’ve ever seen

chico12307
Donovan Mitchell is the biggest fucking pussy I hate all the attention this loser gets. Pretty sure ben could put up 30 a game if he took the amount of shit shots that Mitchell takes

StinkySoap
He’d be alright if his face wasn’t all dismorphed

Mcatatonic1
Donovan Mitchell looks like a bobblehead
Dudes head is so fuckin large and his features are so wack

Chelli64
Jazz fans are annoying

it_aint_safe
Here’s a thought: get this Bolden spastic to break Kyle Korvers arm.

Acesr2c2
THE REFS ARE STILL FUCKING US

jamhamram
They really like taking baskets from Jo, but gives Gobert free throws for a lob

JerKroSRL
How the fuck is that not a T on Jingles but there was a T on TJ? These refs are fucking bad.

DuuRon
TJ got t’d up then toby ingles should too

thefreeman419
They just fucking hate us I guess

DizzyJHippy
Utah fans love to shout travel. Just drink your non-caffeinated sodas and be quiet.

Mcatatonic1
Joe Ingles being a professional athlete proves to me that literally anything in life is possible

roscoecoolbeans
Why does Joe Ingles look like a deranged farmer that has just realized he murdered his whole family while in a fugue state?


thefreeman419
The Jazz aren’t even playing well

RandallDadcliffe
I’d sell my eyeballs for exum

CheersGeoff69
Lol of course this fucking bust has a career half against us

Rivercats09
Gobert being a pussy, complaining to the ref after getting bodied by Joel

Mcatatonic1
As frustrating as our team can be at times, I think I’d shoot myself watching Mitchell on the daily.
Bad decision after bad decision after bad decision

matthewdavis1432
Mitchell misses like a million shots
Announcers: . . . . . . .
Mitchell makes one shot
Announcers: “This guy is a superstar”

DuuRon
holy shit the accuracy

rabbitohvon
Similar for Tatum. Media golden children

Rivercats09
The Jazz are so unlikeable…

bigdaddygamestudio
my wife asked why minnesota was named grizzlies… i said same stupid reason utah are still named the jazz

JerKroSRL
Uhhhhh Memphis is the Grizzlies.

youmademethisway
Why is that every time Jazz make a basket Reggie has an orgasm? This dude is such a clown.

mp455
How is Ingles a starter in this league, slow footed and unathletic I don’t get it

Civil-Savage
I’ve seen junkies that look healthier than Joe Ingles.

Timmeh_Timbo
Why does every Utah fan sitting court side look like their making racist remarks in their head lmao

celj1234
Bc they prob are

JerKroSRL
The Jazz bitch after every call, how has no one gotten T’d yet?

WraithTwelve
Ingles looks like an alcoholic hobo

celj1234
Utah bitches on every possession

InsiDS
All I’m saying is if I shot like Donovan Mitchell, they’d bench my ass in middle school travel league.

jamhamram
Strong finish to that half. Would love to see Ben dunk on the super inneficient scorer on the Jazz


Impressionante
You think Utah practices putting their hands on their head in disbelief after every call?

SoftHandzFullHeartz
The entire Jazz team is claiming a foul after they settle for a bad shot. Every time.

fzb5069
Such crybabies

JerKroSRL
Mitchell was born in the wrong era. Just not as much love for iso minded guards essentially chucking every play. Which is good for basketball as a whole.

DizzyJHippy
Donovan Mitchell has got to be a product of NBA twitter hype beasts. Whenever I watch the dude it’s meeehh. Maybe it’s just against the Sixers but the shot selection is putrid.

bravof1ve
Volume chucker. Looks good at surface level YouTube and Twitter highlight clips and maybe if u only look at Pointz. But any dip into advanced stats and it’s pretty easy to see he does nothing at an elite level.

bravof1ve
The Jazz might have one of the leagues saltiest fanbases

DuuRon
they’re mormons what do you expect

bandwagon21
Has Mitchell been this bad all year?

ProcessTrust856
Yes

DuuRon
I really fucking hate mitchell and his face. Cry baby

JerKroSRL
Do the Jazz have players with the most hatable faces?

JA_drums
Ingles looks like a drunk uncle

DuuRon
I know there’s been countless ingles comments in this thread but jesus christ man he looks like he just smoked so much meth

JA_drums
Mitchell is the definition of “thousand dollar move, ten dollar finish”

mp455
Every time Mitchell puts up a shot Jazz fans rise up like its going in every time its hilarious

Tilted76erfan
I’m starting to think maybe we just catch Mitchell on bad days. He so fucking bad against us holy shit.


Mcatatonic1
“Playing basketball is a foul”
~Jazz/their fans, probably

Anjewicus
Dont knee my boy u French fuck

MoneyScreamz
imagine announcing your signature shoe and dropping a dud the same day lol couldnt be my ROY

pizy1
I’d like Mitchell 10x more if he shaved whatever is happening on his chin

Civil-Savage
I really don’t even hate Mitchell but Jazz fans manage to piss off like 4 different fanbases last season.

chico12307
Lmao they really gave this man a fucking signature shoe

Chelli64
Take a shot every time you see a black person in the crowd. You will be sober.

eagles1990
Utah’s coach looks like a serial killer

cpanati
Quinn Snyder looks like a movie villain.

jamhamram
Found a black dude in the crowd. Only took 2 hours

JA_drums
That’s to be expected from Mormon country lol

HesiPull-UpBrando
So Exum is Ray Allen now?

philliesfan136
Notice how the Sixers aren’t really complaining about calls or showing off much tonight, seem to be composed on the road
whereas the Jazz are flipping out over everything

JerKroSRL
Lmao now I know how that lake of theirs is so salty.

DuuRon
jazz want to be philly so bad

Mcatatonic1
Jazz coach looks like a Bond villain god damn

JerKroSRL
Jingles is such a little bitch.

Ruut6
Just as the Celtics own us, the Jazz own the Warriors, we own the Jazz. Like clockwork.

ProcessTrust856
Holy chucker, Mitchell

Mcatatonic1
Rudy Gobert looks like a penis and acts like one too

chico12307
Looooooool Mitchell is ASS

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