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Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 13, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Memphis Grizzlies Reddit.

fennourtine
Let’s go!!! I’m attending the game solo!

SilverBraids
Holy shit. Can’t buy a bucket at home…

fennourtine
We can’t hit shit. Shooting so bad. Playing so well otherwise tho. Just not getting buckets.

darthjarjarisreal
did you hear what they said about Chandler now having “back soreness” too? Wtf man I just want like something out of him. He can’t even get on the court…

fennourtine
Buckets from Chan Chan is like Xmas presents from a crackhead. They blessings.

plazex
Can we rename the Utah Jazz to the Utah Limbs

toftr
Jazz fans don’t like the adversity it seems

maverickxv
I’m just tired of them being blind to their team’s dirty play.

TheStuffisLegal
Lmao r/UtahJazz has been crying about how bad Pete and Brevin are all night. I’ll never understand why fans say a team has the “worst announcers ever” as if they expect a teams broadcast to NOT be biased toward their squad

toftr
Their radio announcers are boring nerds. I listen to their radio broadcast on XM plenty. They suck
These Jazz fans are whiny bitches


donmd
is this game the definition of mud

maverickxv
As long as we force a turnover every single possession, we never need to score again! I love this game plan!

37sms
Mack not having one of his better days today

UrfMaster
Beat the lowest scoring half by 1. This offence is to fast for me

toftr
I love this game. Feels good to know we’re frustrating the everliving shit out of teams again

UrfMaster
Woah people are actually scoring

TAsCashSlaps
I have had more fun reading Jazz comments about these games in their game thread over the past three weeks. Their pain and bitchiness at the Grizzlies sucking the life out of the game GIVES ME LIFE

toftr
I’m in the r/nba thread. I can only imagine the meltdown those cats are having in the privacy of their own sub considering how whiny some of them are being

fennourtine
They an entire bitch. I wouldn’t have them feeling any other way tho

UrfMaster
They just trashing our announcers for pointing out Jazz players committing fouls

toftr
Pretty much, like little bitches


UrfMaster
Gotta start doing those makeup foul calls now I see

DJ_VanillaThunder
Gotta love RefBall

Thunder-ten-tronckh
Man these refs really turned this one against us

SupercoolBeasGOAT
sorry, but the refs are fucking us a lot worse than utah tonight

UrfMaster
Fuck the refs

yallgonlearntoday
Its clear the refs are really getting in our guys’ heads.

ThePoMan
We’re getting jobbed my dudes

Dogdip
had a lot of respect for the jazz until they decided to stop playing tough and start acting. like is this fucking basketball or pussyball goddamn

catwell4838
Joe ingles looking like he just stepped out of Gettysburg with that jank ass head wrap.

TwelveBrute04
Good God the reffing…

retroretro55
we just took a L to flops and ticky tack fouls

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Utah Jazz vs. Boston Celtics: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 10, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Celtics Blog.

Would love to see
Hayward come out and dominate tonight in his old home court.

Posted by BOSports1 on Nov 9, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Utah crowd is being petty tonight tbh
Cheering when he falls is bush league!
It’s alright! 10-2 lead to start the game!

Posted by Kentavious McNugget on Nov 9, 2018 | 9:44 PM

the flats ain’t the only thing salty in Utah….we’re gonna crush them for Gordon – Go Celtics!!!
Posted by PatsFan1979 on Nov 9, 2018 | 9:45 PM

These Utah jerseys
They look like those cups from the 90s. In that scene in 3 ninjas when they gave the kidnappers that xlax drink. That cups colors. (I know that was very specific)

Posted by kaki with the shot on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:09 PM

Yes! nice call…and the seventys or eightys sunset beach poster kinda too
Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:10 PM

Well i got warm and fuzzy hearin how sweet Brad and Gordy are but…Im ready for some dividends..
Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:18 PM

I never thought Hayward was worth that contract
even before he got hurt.

Posted by Keye Luke on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:17 PM

Gordon looks tentative and..you know what? I dont think he want s to take it to the hole full force and fully jump and not know where he will land.
which is not surprising but I think thats why he seems so 1 demensional

Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:24 PM

Ingles never misses open 3’s.
Posted by GreenCeltics on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:31 PM

Why do we allow scrubs like Ingles to go off against us every game?
It’s annoying lol.

Posted by Kentavious McNugget on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:32 PM

We like to make any average NBA player an All star
Ingles, who if you saw on the street would never guess was in athletic shape, let alone a NBA player, dropping 20 points at the half. Good grief.

Posted by wisdom. on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:34 PM

Yet another lousy first half.
Posted by 17AllStar17 on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:33 PM


How the F some of the Gobert “screens” are not called moving screens
But when Horford move a bit, it’s called.
Ingles is getting a lot of good looks because of that.

Posted by GreenSky2016 on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:36 PM

The Ingles & Gobert PnR is killing us
I’d rather give up the dunk than the 3. Which when Joe is open, he is making it 99% of the time he plays against the Celtics, and only the Celtics.

Posted by GreenSky2016 on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:45 PM

Gordon Haywards D has been awful
Posted by CORNFED HARVESTMOUSE on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:55 PM

Hayward has no business being out there
Take the night off bud. Brad you should be ashamed.

Posted by PatsFan1979 on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:55 PM

Enough with playing Hayward into shape
He is the biggest reason team is struggling. A total liability.

Posted by Oldutican on Nov 9, 2018 | 10:58 PM

Ok Utah, we get it
Hayward for Rubio straight up
Or we’ll take Criwder back instead if you want
Ingles is eating our lunch. Do you know how low that goes???

Posted by mark a.h. on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:00 PM

Banner 18 is looking fuzzier and fuzzier to me…Im not sure we woud make the playoffs in the west
Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:02 PM

Jimmy Butler.
I was so against it, now I couldn’t be more for it. A proven all star and a guy who plays extremely hard. Screw potential. I’m done waiting for potential

Posted by Itsnothardbeinggreen on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:04 PM

Jimmy for Hayward?
Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:05 PM

They’d never do it. Maybe Rozier and Hayward plus pick
Posted by Itsnothardbeinggreen on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:06 PM


Crowder is right in the thick of it when Hayward had that terrible injury. He’s a mediocrity and a prick.
Posted by ERM_62 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:15 PM

Joe Ingles looks like an alcoholic panhandler
Posted by PatsFan1979 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:10 PM

he looks like a gynecologist
Posted by statpower on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:12 PM

Yeah he the fella who prescribed you the wrong ointment?
Posted by PatsFan1979 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:15 PM

Hayward, Terry, ans Sac Pick for Davis?
Posted by ViscaBarca22 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:12 PM

They’d never be able to stop laughing.
Posted by ERM_62 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:12 PM

What if we included Jaylen?
Posted by ViscaBarca22 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:13 PM

excellent follow up joke for when they stopped laughing from the first
Posted by HisReggieness on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:16 PM

Jaylen, Rozier, Hayward, all our picks for Davis is not crazy
Pelicans are tanking and Davis is always hurt

Posted by Itsnothardbeinggreen on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:18 PM

let’s get it done!
Posted by ViscaBarca22 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:19 PM


Snyder is better than brad. Brad is overrated. Looks at that momentum killer TO. That is the difference. This coash is saving his TO for ATO. Which is irrlevant if you are down 20.
Posted by turismo on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:13 PM

Love Crowder
dude has more heart than 99% of our team

Posted by HisReggieness on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Gobert is an incredible defender
Makes such a huge difference when hes on the floor

Posted by CORNFED HARVESTMOUSE on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Stevens
Is giving the same answers to ANY questions.
He is in Boston for already 5 years and didn’t win anything.
Keeping him for longer means conservation of existing pains.
And the biggest one is that players are regressing under his guidance.
Smart, Terry, Brown didn’t add anything to their skills during Stevens era.
You either believe they are bad or conclude that coach cannot improve them

Posted by White and green on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:26 PM

GET HAYWARD OUT!!!! Hes killing us
Posted by CORNFED HARVESTMOUSE on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:30 PM

watching hayward is not good….He has no business on Mitchell and doesnt even want to guard him..he looks slow..
and apathetic…Hayward and Horford arent earning their top billing

Posted by Boborino on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:33 PM

ingles is so good.
Posted by terd ferguson’s hat on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:41 PM

Ya Ingles has killed us
Posted by Kentavious McNugget on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:42 PM


We have a ballgame here.
Posted by Morbius25 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:48 PM

I resent Hayward being put in
His play hasn’t warranted it on either end….Brad is having a tough stretch.

Posted by PatsFan1979 on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:54 PM

Yeah, I have no problem with Brad generally
but I don’t see why Hayward’s in the game right now

Posted by HisReggieness on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:55 PM

How many years did Hayward sign for?
Posted by Petras on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:59 PM

Crowder is the reason Hayward is now
Right handed Michael Smith. Ugh.

Posted by SwedishJoJoWhite on Nov 9, 2018 | 11:59 PM

So many ridiculous threes in this final quarter. Crazy
Posted by Bird Rights on Nov 10, 2018 | 12:01 AM

Another game that should impress absolutely nobody.
Posted by 17AllStar17 on Nov 10, 2018 | 12:06 AM

Confetti?? Wow that’s sad.
It’s a regular season game.

Posted by GreenCeltics on Nov 10, 2018 | 12:06 AM

was there confetti? pathetic
or they are really butt hurt over Gordy

Posted by Boborino on Nov 10, 2018 | 12:09 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Boston Celtics Reddit.


fortunatefox
Time to make Salt Lake City even more saltier

Royal_Ramble
LET’S WIN THIS FOR GORDON!

smarf4mvp
I can’t wait for Boo Butt to dunk on Grayson Allen

FromLurker2Poster
Then shout “Beto!” in his face

srstone71
David Locke is a fucking tool.

moyni7
Grown man who is very salty about another grown man leaving his job to work somewhere else and not taking out a full page ad in a newspaper to say thank you.

wellgroomedmcpoyle
lol at him bringing up that Hayward swore on PardonMyTake.
Also Jesus people accuse Boston fans of having a victim complex. A free agent left dude, get over it.

fortunatefox
Salt Lake City, always salty

Royal_Ramble
Expect Gobert to play out of his mind.

HookersForDahl2017
Utah or Afghanistan, where would you rather live?

_Juntao
Kabul for sure

HookersForDahl2017
Afghanistan


jgandfeed
Surprised how much hate Gordon is getting….usually ppl like their old stars who come back

Boston_Champions
Can you imagine hating Gordon…like that’s not possible

iAmTheRealLange
Can’t wait for all these Mormons to call Gordon a heckin jerk all night

Im_Actually_Drunk
JAE CROWDER IM EXCITED YOU FOUND A GOOD SITUATION IN UTAH

HookersForDahl2017
I forgot Crowder was on the Jazz. Hate that dude so much.

yungmeathead
Fruit roll-up ass uniforms

Puma999999999
Did the Jazz mix their laundry up with the Suns?

dague7
These Utah chants are so cringe lol

CaptainGronk69
Remember when some Jazz fans mocked Derek Fisher about his daughters eye cancer?

MJRocky
We look like a bunch of limbs with the white jerseys on this court

yungmeathead
Really cheering him hitting the ground, fuck these losers

TheLastSecondShot
Did they just cheer him falling? Da fuk

GB_9
Lol at the boos… fuckin mormons…

Emerald34
Fucking degenerate inbread moutain humping salty fucks /s


Pablo-Checon
Hayward looks so pink

MJRocky
My pops calls him Tintin lol

wetfish_slapbelly
I cannot unsee this…

iAmTheRealLange
Will all the booing make Hayward play better? Does pissed off Hayward exist? Has he ever gotten angry?

AvocadoIceCreamTB12
Yeah, when he realized he was having another baby girl lol

TheyCallMeYDG
ya know, I never took Utah to boo a past player. I thought they were nice peeps over there

CaptainGronk69
90% of people from Utah can’t even listen to Jazz cause it’s a sin to have fun

KushKyle
Ricky Rubio looks like he owns a vape shop

RCPD_Rookie
Looks like he’s been to multiple Dave Mathews concerts.

Dohminate
Low key shout out to Ricky for his offense most thought he’d never have

Zdoon_dnes
You know youre fucked when joe inges beats you off the dribble.

burnman123
Maybe we should stop the Golbert ally oops play

not1fuk
Horford is getting schooled by Gobert.

Royal_Ramble
The Jazz have really good interior defense. If the jumpers don’t fall tonight, we’re doomed.


hurricanehershel
Hate to admit but Golbert is better than Horford

tmn1223
Lukewarm take: Jingles would be an All-Star in the East

srstone71
Joe Ingles looks like a rec league dad.

itormentbunnies
Yea, that rec-league dad that somehow destroys EVERYONE with those dad moves.

LmaoLookAtU
Utah fans are a new kind of salty

bedroom_fascist
Something has happened. When you look at the Celtics’ body language when Stevens is giving instruction, it’s weariness. It’s like he fractured his relationship with them.


Royal_Ramble
SECOND QUARTER!!!!! Brace yourselves.

smarf4mvp
Hayward fuck you three

smarf4mvp
Or two, apparently

henryisyourboss
Get fucked Utah

grxpej3lly
HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF JAZZ FANS

pocahontas8520
Light their asses up Hayward!

grxpej3lly
GET FUCKED SHIT LAKE CITY

HornyHindu
Shut em up Gordy!

CosmicSeaTurtle
I would love nothing more than to see Donovan Mitchell leave the Jazz.

TatumBetterFultz
I thought Utah crowds were supposed to be good? They’re terrible

TatumBetterFultz
This literally sounds like a preseason crowd

agoddamnlegend
Utah fans are an embarrassment. Fortunately it doesn’t matter because they’ll never attract a free agent anyway.
I can’t imagine a basketball player in his 20s choosing to live in Utah over all the cool NBA cities


aixelsydevaheW
I’m not big on religion, but aren’t Mormons supposed to be about forgiveness?

grxpej3lly
Imagine living in Utah

eazyduzzit10
Fuck these salty Jazz cunts

MarcusNotSmart
Anyone else love how Gordon is playing? Dude is a gifted passer.

GB_9
He’s been underwhelming at best

TatumBetterFultz
You don’t pay a guy 30m to be a gifted passer

CaptainGronk69
I legit hate Gobert

fukuthot
He’s in my top 3 most hated current players I think

scitlecog
Do you think Baynes and Ingles had a conversation in Australian before the game?

blacktop_21
I guess this is the quarter we shit the bed

Zdoon_dnes
We just dont look like NBA players

yungmeathead
Get Hayward out

TatumBetterFultz
I rode Hayward’s pp so hard for him to turn out to be legitimately bad at basketball


Azer398
why do we play with so little intensity

Azer398
we were a better team last year with no Kyrie and no Hayward lmao

JB7FTW
Ingles and Rubio are cooking us. cool

AlexSousa
fucking gobert

Chachimuto
Crowder having a hell of a game huh lol

wellgroomedmcpoyle
Jazz fans crack me up, man. They always have Mitt Romney looking dudes with the jersey over the tucked in dress shirt. But it’s especially good today with these wild ass alternates.

BrettIsOnline
Toby Flenderson lookin mf

TatumBetterFultz
Ingles is fucking nasty. I’d love to have him if I had a must win game to play

hurricanehershel
Ingles playing like Larry Legend tonight

dpdjg18
Frustrating that all these pundits and jazz fans are gonna talk about how Joe Ingles is better than Hayward.

AlexSousa
We’re getting Jingled :/


Paper_Okami
fucking hell we are getting jingled

VistaVick
Jesus that guy probably wont score 20 pts in the next month

tmn1223
Can we do something about Jingles. We look like friccin morons.

the_corruption
Fucking JIngles, man…

Puma999999999
Why are we getting torched by a 47yr old bible salesman???

rajistheman69420
We are literally getting fucking jingled, so that’s what that feels like

benintendeez
Eventually we will play a team that doesn’t have a player go off for a career game against us

RCPD_Rookie
Not the best ending to the half.

jryvin327
Fuck you Joe ingles

RCPD_Rookie
We got lit up by a guy who looks like a GameStop manager.

AlexSousa
We got jingled… even fucking Crownder splashed on us lmao

chivestheconquerer
Oladipo, Murray, and Ingles are our kryptonite

yungpoopoo
Everyone is just taking turns shitting on us


33bleedgreen
I sware gobert throws the most illegal screens

Christianous
The moving screens on gobert are fucking ridiculous

shelton97
My uncle used to play against joe ingles in youth league in Adelaide, Australia. Reccons he used to outplay him.

hashbrown17
Hey man your uncle sounds like he’s a friccin moron

YoYoObros
I, for one, accept our new Jingles overlord.

urphymayss
Why are people in here acting like Joe Ingles is some scrub? Dude is solely responsible for 2 or 3 of their wins this season.

hashbrown17
It’s a meme bro everyone knows Uncle Joe is nasty

benintendeez
And just like that we’re down 13

IntergalacticWZRD
Epic collapse

bedroom_fascist
Absolute shit defense by Hayward.

badjezus
What the fuck kind of foul was that Hayward

TatumBetterFultz
Hayward sucks. What an atrocious contract

jryvin327
Fucking pathetic

kmz673
I’m so sick of this team


Brad-Stevens
Joe Ingles is their best player and it’s not even close

TatumBetterFultz
Hayward might be a worse deal than Sandoval. A max like that is more crippling in the nba

TatumBetterFultz
I’m totally fine with cutting Hayward slack but he’s had enough time where he should look like he belongs in an nba starting lineup. And he doesn’t

sugar_free_haribo
Done with hayward. BUST.

skrenson
No need for Gordon to play with the starters

iamgronkulus
Get Hayward to the bench he’s ass today

Gmatsu
Wtf is Hayward doing, looks like he doesn’t want to be there

ericsharpmusic
Take a seat Hayward for crying out loud. Brad put someone in who wants to play.

hcostabeber
Hayward has no idea wtf he’s doing

Pablo-Checon
Hayward looks so timid and out of it all the time.

Lukexxxi
Hayward is absolutely shook

bedroom_fascist
Is Hayward everyone’s little alt-right crush around here? Someone’s downvoting any negative remarks about him.

FrailAndBedazzled
Hayward is getting fucking roasted out there.

shelton97
Hayward is getting exposed on D wtf

Billygoatsinbed
Hayward looks lost

bradytocookstd1211
Hayward is fucking garbage right now

not1fuk
Hayward running around like a chicken with no head. Get him off the court.

Brad-Stevens
Wow what a pathetic start the the half


ro-heezy
Why are we ass

badjezus
Boy has this Gordy signing backfired massively

yungmeathead
It’s time for Danny to talk with Hayward about going to Maine for a couple games to figure some shit out

IntergalacticWZRD
We look like such losers lol

Billygoatsinbed
We seriously look just disinterested in basketball anymore. I swear there’s locker room issues we don’t know of

JaysonTatum-Cs0
Fuck you brad

dpdjg18
This jazz team isn’t even special lol… they’re 5-6. Come on wtf

AngelofVerdun
Silly me for thinking that Hayward would take advantage of the situation tonight and feed off it. He is mentally still a shell of himself.

henryisyourboss
Gobert is cheating nearly every offensive possession

grxpej3lly
Rubio has been and always will be a weak ass pussy

shelton97
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT STAND THIS TEAM IM SORRY IVEE BEEN POSITIVE ALL SEASON BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

cabose12
This team is playing with zero iq right now

sugar_free_haribo
Send hayward to the d league

PoliticalStaffer22
So Hayward really isn’t good anymore, is he? As a die hard, this development is disappointing

StuartRifkin
He’s always been extremely overrated. His good stats in Utah were the product of the system.


adamfunk20
Jazz fans are salty, obnoxious, white people.

zerozxf
Crowder has always been a bitch

henryisyourboss
Get fucked Gobert

CaptainGronk69
Lmao dumb French bastard better step out of the way

Brad-Stevens
ok these refs are QUESTIONABLE right now

benintendeez
Fuck these refs oh my god

shelton97
the refs have ruined this game

bedroom_fascist
Yup, refs also having a shitty game.

TurnAroundUrMyATeam
quinn snyder’s seems like he would just manage the hell out of an applebee’s

gnidn3
As long as there’s cocaine he’s good

VerblessZ
to be fair Brad would dominate an Applebee’s as well

derekgoodspeed
Damn Quinn Snyder taking that timeout to stop our momentum

bedroom_fascist
Snyder taking a TO for more hair mousse.

bedroom_fascist
And, of course, cocaine.


bedroom_fascist
Fuck me here comes Hayward.

thbc41092
Hayward is playing like absolute trash

benintendeez
Hayward is playing awful defense right now

bedroom_fascist
Notice who didn’t rotate on Crowder’s drive.
This is ridiculous. Did Hayward understand defense was played on the Celtics when he signed?

jsowavy
Jae crowder can barely dunk and they got out of his way to let him dunk it lol

IntergalacticWZRD
Fuck off Crowder ur a fucking bum. Ur team is below .500 rn

bedroom_fascist
Snyder hasn’t slept in weeks.

PoliticalStaffer22
Why is this team not nearly as good as it should be?

Zdoon_dnes
Poor decision making, lack of offensive rhythm, no defense.

PoliticalStaffer22
Don’t forget Hayward being a bust

Billygoatsinbed
Hayward getting used and abused

ericsharpmusic
Hayward is a sieve on defense. Really concerning.

mookbetterthangordon
They’re hunting Hayward on defense

illicitandcomlicit
Hayward cant do shit against mitchell

PoliticalStaffer22
He is just overrated. I am extremely disappointed in that signing


JOEY1448
Ingles could be my dad, and I’m 23.

AlexSousa
fucking Ingles shooting 75% from the field.. wtf

RCPD_Rookie
Their whole starting 5 is shooting ridiculous

henryisyourboss
[Serious] does that fat guy in a jazz jersey right next to the coaching staff have a mental disability? Because I really want to make fun of him but I can’t tell

yungmeathead
Exactly what I was thinking

bedroom_fascist
What in the FUCK is Hayward doing??!??! Throwing it into traffic?

IntergalacticWZRD
Why are we so unlucky

IntergalacticWZRD
The jazz are the luckiest team I’ve ever seen

Bertobleedsgreen77
DO ME A FAVOR… AND GET FREAKING FAVORS OUT OF THE PAINT!!!!

unbiasedcowboysfan
Favors is killing us

IntergalacticWZRD
FUCK OFF FAVORS

basketballbacon
Can Favors not become prime Charles Barkley thanks

AlexSousa
fucking Favors shooting 100% wtf

nikebauerr
I know part of being a good rebounder is being the right place at the right time, but holy hell does Favors have a horseshoe up his ass tonight


AlexSousa
Well.. At least one of their starters is shooting below 50%

Azer398
Honestly we have played like military grade garbage and we’re somehow still only down by 9. That’s a positive

Billygoatsinbed
How the hell we down 7

compengineerbarbie
4
point
game

bedroom_fascist
Refs are a shitshow. Probably partied all night with Snyder.

hugeveinycock
Get outta here Joe Ingles. You look like the treasurer for a home owner association.

jcoldiron
Christ. Rubio is hitting 3s too?

IntergalacticWZRD
I fucking hate Rubio.

jryvin327
Fuck Rubio you stupid fuck

kmz673
Rozier and Smart both pulling up for back to back threes. This team is fucking garbage.

bubsiboo
DUMB ASS FUCKING SHOT JAYLEN

Zdoon_dnes
Havent seen a layup attempt in god knows how long

GeraldofKonoha
Rudy Gobert is a doing a good job protecting the paint. Your 2017-2018 DPOY


Chachimuto
This team is fucking brain dead with their shot selection

Zdoon_dnes
We just cant stop them

Billygoatsinbed
Lmao what is a layup

CosmicSeaTurtle
Somebody tell Al that’s Gobert, not Tristan Thompson.

RhodyM8
Half of these Gobert “blocks” are fouls

Fozzy24
Can Gobert ever get called for a foul or

shelton97
fuck the refs

AlexSousa
Fuck this road trip

Royal_Ramble
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FIVE-OUT SHIT, BRADLEY KENT STEVENS!

JB7FTW
GOOD FUCKING IDEA LETS REPEATEDLY ATTACK THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE.

kmz673
Hayward looks lifeless

basketballbacon
Jazz fans are fucking insufferable booing Gordon every time he gets the ball. Get over it


dague7
God fuck you Crowder

smarf4mvp
Of course it’s Crowder

SHAWNNOTSEAN
Fuck yourself Crowder.

apfc628
fuck Jae Crowder.

MclovinD27
Jae Crowder is so salty that we didn’t want his shit ass

brady-to-moss
ANYONE other than Crowder would have been better

LmaoLookAtU
Utah fans just wow

eazyduzzit10
God I will never hate on a player that leaves us in free agency just because I do not want to look as shitty as these fans do

bestkc81
Good mormons out there love thy neighbor…

butthead9181
It’s okay, this is their NBA finals.
They’re gonna get swept come round one lmao.

dcspringer
I mean congrats to Utah on their November NBA championship? They way their fans are acting you would think Hayward was Lebron leaving Cleveland but whatever. Confetti? All that shit? That just seems insecure to me but whatever.

pocahontas8520
Enjoy Mediocrity Utah!

Zdoon_dnes
I mean they just beat us tho

Boston_Champions
I forget where I read it today but these Utah fans are the same fans that threw things that were on fire at Gordon’s house after he chose Boston. What a shitty fucking fan base.

Closing the Book

November 9, 2018

I was never a Gordon Hayward fan. I was happy when he left, because it meant I could finally go back to liking 1-15 on the team again. I didn’t particularly like or dislike him in his earlier years with the Jazz, but that changed over time. I just never saw the player/person I heard team execs rave about in interview after interview.

–He wasn’t a leader on the court.

We’re not just talking about the Delonte West wet willy or other incidents from early on in his career. Even in his last year with the Jazz, when he was the face of the franchise, leader, captain, everything; where was he whenever a scuffle broke out? As far away from the action as he could get, running a hand through his hair.

–He wasn’t engaged with this teammates. He was always gone from Salt Lake City within a day of locker room cleanout. Not because of national team obligations or vacation plans (*disapproving frowny face from D-Will*), but just because he wanted to be gone.

During summers, we saw Derrick Favors working out with the guys at the end of the bench or Rudy Gobert, Alec Burks, Raul Neto and Rodney Hood boxing together. Where was Hayward? Year after year, working out by himself in Indiana with the “I invited all my teammates to come work out with me” justification. (Hood and Jack Cooley did join him one year.)

Also during summers, we saw Jazz players fill up entire rows in Vegas and SLC supporting the Jazz’s Summer League team. Where was Hayward? Always conspicuously absent. Oh sure, he did attend that one time in his career he stayed in Utah for the summer, but he was hanging out with Brad Stevens in the tunnel rather than sitting with his teammates in the stands.

–He wasn’t involved in the community. Early on in his career, he said he would start a foundation or start giving back once he got his first big contract. There’s a reason why we heard that tennis match he took part in cited over and over again as evidence of his participation in the community: There were precious few other examples.

My point isn’t that he is a terrible person or teammate or member of the community. His level of involvement in the community and level of commitment to his teammates and where he wants to spend his summers are his decisions to make and it’s not for us to judge. My point or rather question is, why was there so much effort put into making the fans see him for something he wasn’t?

Every summer, there was a new PR talking point just for Hayward. One year, it was that he had all these shiny new muscles because he now had a nice little wifey at home to cook for him. Another year, it was how he stayed in SLC for the summer, which was evidence of his commitment to the Jazz. This happened exactly once in his time with the Jazz, and boy, did they latch onto it. From Dennis Lindsey interviews in the summer of 2016:

June 23: “Gordon has chosen Salt Lake City this off-season.”
June 24: “[Hayward] chose to work out here.”
June 24: “…having coaches available to Gordon Hayward, when he’s been here all this summer… “
July 29: “He has a little more time, now that he’s living here in the off-season.”
Aug. 5: “Gordon Hayward’s been in town all off-season.”
Aug. 26: “Gordon Hayward has been, literally, in Salt Lake the entire summer outside of a few weekends.”
Sept. 2: “[Hayward] has been here most of the summer.”*

* On Media Day a few weeks after this one, DL revealed his pitch to get Hayward to stay in SLC for the summer: “Hey, the off-season’s nice here. International airports — you can get everywhere you want, you know, within a few hours of Salt Lake.” For what it’s worth, the Jazz also include incentives in player contracts to stay in SLC during the summer.

I’m probably not the target audience all the fluffery was going to appeal to, but SORRY! I didn’t like him more or felt more inclined to buy his jersey because he “was raised the right way” and came from a “great family” and a “two-parent” home of “great people.” I didn’t give him extra brownie points for being “handsome,” “good-looking,” having “a beautiful fiancee,” “a beautiful wife,” and “great daughters,” or because he “married a wonderful woman” who herself “came from a wonderful family.” I didn’t think he was “a great fit” for the Jazz because his marital status had changed to married.

It didn’t impress me (in fact, it made me think less of him) that a grown professional athlete being paid millions couldn’t eat properly until he had a wife to make food for him. (Not to mention, it was arguably not even true because Hayward’s wife was, throughout this time, posting her kitchen failures on social media, and we’re not talking about socarrat, croissants, or Cordon Blue confectionaries here. We’re talking about cookies from premade dough and the like.)

I wasn’t convinced them moving his seat from the edge of the locker room to “front and center in the middle of the locker room” was an example of his leadership (Randy Rigby), and I didn’t think his weight going from 200 to 232 “by definition” meant he was now “tough” (Quin Snyder), and I didn’t think that his car being at the practice facility at 8:15 a.m. was an example of why when someone is playing Word Association with you and says his name, the first word that comes to mind is “leader” (Steve Starks).

Look, I kind of get it. The organization had finally brought the Ty Corbin era to a merciful end but green seats were still painfully conspicuous at games. They needed a new face of the franchise the fan base could embrace, latch onto, and perhaps relate to and they anointed Hayward.

Unfortunately, this Hayward they kept talking up was just not the Hayward I saw in games, the locker room, or off the court. The greater the effort to beatify Hayward, the more it was like, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” I mean, there’s a reason why Twitter was full of tweets from Jazz fans saying they never knew him at all or he wasn’t who they thought he was after he announced his decision. Maybe at the end of the day, it’s OK to let fans form their own opinions and not go overboard with the sales pitch?

P.S. Prayers up for those two media members who literally only had the one job of going around the locker room after every game to “ask” every player, “Talk about Gordon’s performance tonight” and “Talk about the leadership that Gordon showed” and “How good is Gordon Hayward?”* Hope those guys were able to find new jobs.

* Sample questions other players were asked after practices and games in the 2016-2017 season:
–What has impressed you the most about the success Hayward is having, and the way he’s handled the success?
–Back to Gordon. Should he be an all-star?
–Does it feel like you’re playing next to an all-star in Gordon Hayward?
–Talk about what Hayward brings to the team.
–What are you seeing in his continued growth and maturity?
–Talk about the effort you got from Gordon
–How about the effort you got from Gordon tonight?
–Have you noticed Gordon hitting a different level?

Utah Jazz vs. Dallas Mavericks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 8, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Mavs Moneyball.

Let’s get a win against the Jazz!
Posted by ZombieFrog on Nov 7, 2018 | 7:44 PM

felton is such a scrub
Posted by dimitriouss on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:04 PM

we need to get korver
Posted by dimitriouss on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:07 PM

wes cannot guard mitchell
give the ball to luka please

Posted by latigs on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:22 PM

They’re just better than us.
Posted by MFFL on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:24 PM

J.J. is gonna get killed by Exum again
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:32 PM

yup and mitchell will kill wes.
we are in trouble, hopefully this will not be a blowout.

Posted by latigs on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:36 PM

Donovan always kills Wes lol that’s the usual
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:38 PM

Hmm the refs have had it with our shennanigans…
Posted by Noomsy on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:35 PM

ahah harpring “i had alot of battles with Dirk”
what you were is a freaking scrub..

Posted by dimitriouss on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:38 PM

lol that noob…
Posted by Ole Brandenburg on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:39 PM

What the hell substitution pattern is this? Is Rick drawing names from a hat?!
Posted by Noomsy on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:51 PM

So much standing around watching someone dribble
Posted by SaltyDawg on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:53 PM

Smh Wes just laid there
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 8:53 PM

hmm we might actually be pretty dang bad
Posted by Yoshio on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:11 PM

Oh Mitchell…
what could have been

Posted by SaltyDawg on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:13 PM


Man we look terrible…
Posted by Noomsy on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:16 PM

Wes need to stop guarding Mitchell
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:28 PM

I just adjusted my pants
had more ball movement than the Mavs offense

Posted by SaltyDawg on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:32 PM

ingles tripping luka huh
Posted by go87 on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:43 PM

Lucky ass Exum
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 9:49 PM

give it all they got 4th quarter now
Posted by go87 on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:02 PM

i’m so tired of carlilse and not playing his starters enough
Posted by dimitriouss on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:14 PM

we should have drafted mitchell instead of dsj, but that’s hindsight
Posted by latigs on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:21 PM

We’re giving Wes his own isos like he’s lebron… DSJ looks like a lost puppy…
Wtf is going on here. Carlisle must be fuming right about now.

Posted by O.A.S on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:24 PM

Smh
Posted by raijin.luppi on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:29 PM

freaking carlsile does he think dj is karl malone or sabonis or something?
Posted by dimitriouss on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:31 PM

Basketball IQ among Mavs’ starters is just appallingly low, and the talent is nowhere near enough to compensate for it.
Posted by Mal_Swansky on Nov 7, 2018 | 10:32 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Dallas Mavericks Reddit.

Wonder Kid
If we win, we’ll have the same record as the Jazz…🤭

Mane9867
Let Wes abuse their second unit

Jstock12
Not gonna lie, these purple Jazz jerseys are FIRE.

nutsygenius
I smell a W today. Our chemistry is like 100x better last game and our last match up vs the Jazz, it was a very winnable game.

Wonder Kid
Wesley Matthews and Donovan Mitchell look alike. Maybe it’s just the hair lol

Slang Gang
Why is Toby Flenderson away from his desk!!!

gigantism
Luka’s been absolutely burned by Ingles twice for 3s.

mendelsin
Patented Doncic turnover to try and trick us into thinking he’s not a divine entity. You can’t trick me Doncic.

10jsnead
Oh man I miss Crowder

Slang Gang
Fuck Rubio

Mane9867
Lmfao this shit is rigged as fuck

Girlscoutslumb
What… these refs are fucking trash.. fuck em

LukaDonwitzki
What are these refs smoking what the fuck

fisherjoe
Refs murdering us… And Jazz team plays really savvy defense. We can’t get buckets on them.

Zunoth
Think we found the utah ref crew


1o5o
Their defense is killing us

Gibson1337
The Jazz coach scares the refs shitless guaranteed

doncicismydaddy
Quinn Snyder definitely has killed some hookers in his lifetime

CUNMe
16-2 run… seriously?

F1natic_
Nothing short of pathetic

themanofawesomeness
Top of the 2nd and we’re already getting blown the fuck out. How are we THIS bad against Utah?

bb_ocho8
lawd wes is at -22

ooosten
I want us to get absolutely destroyed. like score 70 points and the Jazz score 140

Darth_Poonany
Lmao this defense is trash.

Ubliznabu
Omg what is this offense right now

F1natic_
Holy fuckeroli lawd jesus joseph mary muhhomad fuckin bhudda this is so bad

dirtynashtyfilthy
oh my god, we’re so shitty. so much ball watching. such little ball movement. hot trash.
And it looks like none of them even care.


Icss
Don’t know whos worse, we or the refs.

cellardoor41
Yes

Darth_Poonany
Wes

1o5o
Honestly, how can EVERYONE in this team be so bad at defense?

feeticeps
why cant we run plays like utah…

USTS2011
Gobert is destroying DJ

Pilot_G3
We make Gobert look like prime Patrick Ewing

jackaltail
Literally no defense against these lobs to Gobert

VinoTobi
An optimist’s view: We still have the 2nd half to win this.
A pessimist’s view: The Jazz has still the 2nd half to murder us.

MK10
Mitchell did this shit last game too

yungDirk41
Dunk of the year so far

bigmeatyclaws1
Shut it down.

mojojojo1108
my goodness.

JesyouJesmeJesus
…..not an ideal way to end that already-bad half


Erp117
By no means am I team tank, but this team might be so bad we don’t have to try.

krdskrm9
Do we have defensive coaches?

Darth_Poonany
I’m not a basketball coach so maybe there’s an obvious answer…but how come when other teams set a pick on us for their ball handler, our entire defense implodes? but when we do it, nothing happens?

Girlscoutslumb
How long has the player development coach been with mavs?

fisherjoe
Refs bullshitting man

Zunoth
Ah how nice of the refs to prevent us from having any chance at fast break points

Girlscoutslumb
Was Donavan Mitchell a steal in the draft? Don’t remember the Jazz sucking that much two years ago.

lethalcure1
Yeah, he went 13th.

DiabIo-
That Donovan dunk wasn’t even that nice

1o5o
I’m starting to question if Luka is really 19! Dad bod + limping every game like he’s 45 lol

MK10
God Gobert is so good

Cyfa
Gobert is unreal

USTS2011
Gobert dominating DJ

dirtyyfresh
Rudy Gobert is crazy good. The reason Utah is winning by 20+

ha1fhuman
WTF DAJ!?!?! You can’t even go up to contest a Jae Crowder dunk? You’re fucking trash on D

onechildofgod
Fuck Joe Ingles

KingAchilles8
I want Ingles head on a stake!

Girlscoutslumb
Fuck Joe Ingles


trainofthought2
With these shitty new defense rules, Gobert is heads, shoulders and knees the DPOY (because perimeter defense is almost impossible now). Impossible to do layups or pick n roll with him on the floor.

MK10
Utah so hot, their lobs go in the basket geez

bigmeatyclaws1
This game is ending when everyone fouls out

robotsarepedophiles
Does the league think this is fun to watch?

mojojojo1108
How long has this third quarter actually been going for now?

Zunoth
I’m just wondering if this quarter will ever end

MutatedCaow
If you haven’t yet closed off your heart into the tanking mode where you don’t care about losses you’re in for a long and sad season

wonderboy0
Wtf Brunson is my dad now?

1o5o
Can you imagine if we actually won this shitshow lol

dumasymptote
Can we actually steal this game?

YouEnjoyMyself84
Holy shit LETS GO


Zunoth
Ya fuck you Ingles

Hugh_Jankles
Just turned on the game. Jesus Christ Utah’s coach is scary looking. Like heads in freezers scary. Last guy I’d want to piss off.

MK10
I’m trying to figure out why the Jazz are so chippy with us right now, starting with the Ingles push, to the random Favors shove.. and now Rubio?

acezone
Rubio fuckin man bun bitch

FriendlyMushroom5
Wow fuck the Jazz. Poor sports.

Erp117
“Utah is a bad city”

onechildofgod
That bitch Mitchell ain’t get touched

dumasymptote
Wtf is wrong with crowder? Dude you got traded years ago get the sand out of your vagina man…….

ooosten
Crowder dude you gotta get over it, we traded you cause you were trash. You’re only playing good cause you think you have something to prove. But we don’t care anymore

dirkellis
FUCK YOU JAE CROWDER

realtardreal
pass the ball you brick shooting retard of a pg overrated trash dsj = fultz come at me

Icss
Fk the vets dude

Im_Sorry_MissJackson
Fuck these shot refs for real

am3nn
These refs are absolute garbage

F1natic_
These utah commentators are biased as shit jesus

rg4noob
listening to the Utah stream and they are so fucking horrible


rg4noob
FUCK you right now DJ!

mr__rager11
Another garbage three point brick by Wes when the game is on the line and we desperately need a basket

dirtyyfresh
DSJ can’t beat good defenders. Rubio is schooling him tonight

Lebbeast
Not a single field goal in the past 4+ minutes? What the hell, guys…

dirkellis
That pretty much sums up why we are a shitty team

Kevin-Post-Malone
How much longer can you guys go without realizing the coach is the problem

krdskrm9
When will this organization realize that they have shit-to-mediocre players except for some rookie?

Shaunosaurus
can’t even keep it within 10 fml

dirkellis
Oh and by the way I’m tired of Jordan’s lack of attitude you’re a fucking vet behave like one show some fucking balls

MirjamP
What a disaster are this Murican players. WTF? Every team playing in Euroleague would beat this pathetic Dallas team for 15 points at least.

mr__rager11
Lol have a good night everyone.

Utah Jazz vs. Toronto Raptors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 6, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Toronto Raptors Reddit.

wickedyute
thats a whole lotta mormons dressed the same

rawd_unda
That anthem dude was terrible

wickedyute
they need to iron their flags.

MrkGrn
I have a feeling Gobert is gonna eat us alive and they’re gonna get out of their shooting slump tonight.

anthle21
Basketball gods please don’t let us get Jingled tonight

bernicer95
I don’t wanna get jingled pls raptors

wickedyute
Quin Snyder would make a great Batman movie villain.

bquinho
The jazz court is so bright! My eyes!

corh13
well that’s a brutal start.

MrkGrn
Look like zombies out there.

MrkGrn
Ref is fucking retarded.

bernicer95
Ref is a dumb fuck


Pbrisebois
I like Ingles because in no way does he look like a professional athlete.

RODjij
The Jazz’s home court looks like a hockey rink

ArryPotta
What a fucking train wreck of a start.

OtisKaplan
kawhi not on the bench…

MrkGrn
He gone

Cheechers23
How are we only down by 3 playing this SHIT lmao

Imfoodiappointed
Think we might have some mormon refs tonight.

DeMVP_DeMar
Ruby Yogurt ain’t got shit on Serge Icocka.

JumpingJimFarmer
RICKY RUBIO IS THAT DUDE YOU DONT WANT YOUR GIRL TO TALK TO

iBlackula
So it’s us vs. Jazz and Refs I guess. Absolutely trash calls so far

maybaccc
Refs are fucking killing us man, every fucking call is against us. Fuck off man

thewolfshead
I haven’t watched every second so far but has there been a foul call against Utah yet?

JumpingJimFarmer
Fuck the mormons though, AMIRIGHT?!


Wizzadavoz
I’m about to lose my shit at these fucking refs

EKsports15
fucking gobert injured norm !!

Cheechers23
Gobert has set about 20 illegal screens already
Now Norm is hurt cause of it

maybaccc
I’m literally lost for words at how pathetic the reffing has been in this game. It’s actually incredible how hard we’re getting fucked by the refs.

RapsFan420
Yeah I haven’t had much gripes about reffing this year but this game is just retarded. I really don’t want to watch the rest.

KingintheNorth95
Can we start a gofundme page to bail me out of jail, after i attack one of these refs

synfiend
Fuck Gobert and fuck these trash ass refs

BESTNBAGOAT
Some fouls we’re committing are stupid ngl
But the shit they’re letting Utah getting away with compared to us is absurd. We can’t touch em without that balding ref blowing his whistle.

sureshsingha
He sucked some Gobert cock last night

EfficientShelter68
Jazz are dirty af

DJSalinger123
This short balding white dude ref is a fucking moron. Get off Goberts dick buddy

WalicKonia
Worst reffing I have ever seen in 22 years. Yesterday was awful and today is even worse lol it’s a miracle we are still in this game. Nba and its sponsors mad s Canadian team is so good


nath999
Why does the game look so washed out? Is it the court?

eatmyfriesyoudies
Terrible lighting in the arena

EKsports15
Miles stop fucking getting blown by

DeComp10
bro CJ. How can u not guard Jae fucking Crowder?

BarenWasteland
Honestly the fact that were in this game is unbelievable

eatmyfriesyoudies
These Nephi-ew refs getting on my nerves

Cheechers23
How in the world are we within 3 with these refs

MrkGrn
Utah is actually ass, we should be getting destroyed with how bad we started and how many free throws they have

DeComp10
Quin Snyder prob teaches his team the art of murder during practices. Looks like a fucking serial killer.

ZombieTofu
If I was at this game I could honestly Spit in a refs face

slane421
Same

hoopworld
tie game. Insane.


CasualTyguy
Can’t believe we’re ahead.

maybaccc
Wow a moving screen finally called on the French cunt

EfficientShelter68
Jazz are a talent deficient team that needs to play dirty and hard to be competitive

MrkGrn
CJ literally loses his guy EVERYTIME THEY ROLL.

MadVillain1
Jesus Christ. Are all jazz season ticket holders 65+?

BESTNBAGOAT
Shoutout to this team
Unreal fight against the turds in black and white.

RapsFan420
Lol how the fuck are we up 11 points?

twelve98
I love this team soooo much. We just subtly took over that half with awesome D and great ball movement

bluesthrowaway
Imagine living in Salt Lake City
Yikes

Modest_Yooth
Eh Utah is a beautiful state though!

bluesthrowaway
I’m sure but SLC has 200,000 people.
Imagine it’s a lot of strip malls and white ppl.

Demon_Nietzsche
And limited caffeine and alcohol


Shahruken
I’m convinced Quin Snyder is holding the ref’s families hostage

Modest_Yooth
He is a pretty creepy looking dude. Looks like he’d be the bad guy in a crime show.

Shahruken
If they make another show about the Zodiac killer he’s gotta be cast as the lead

wickedyute
utah’s dancers suck

wickedyute
bruh how they dancing to vanessa carlton’s 1000 miles at a basketball game?

sandiesideup
It’s Utah.

BarenWasteland
This is peak diversity

silverjellyyo
I don’t understand this dance crew and their outfits

bluesthrowaway
Lmao here we go 3rd quarter raps are here boiz


ItzCStephCS
Making it rain

EfficientShelter68
Jazz are trash lmfao

Legendary-Kofta
Let’s make this a 20-point lead

Mimi108
Up 20 just like that. It doesn’t even feel like it. Guess we’re just gonna have to get used to that. ;)

DJSalinger123
Ingles looks like the most unathletic player in the league. How is he this good lol

Matcha888
Why is jae crowder trying to flex when he has nothing to flex about

MrkGrn
Crowder is such a lil bitch lol

Negro_Santa
FUCK OUTTA HERE JAE CROWDER WHOOPIE GOLDBERG HEADASS

SandorC
Crowder grinding all up on JV like a hoe

steadyfreddyfor3
Crowder is a salty lil wanker

MaldororHollow
What the fuck I thought for sure this would be at least a tough game, even a decent chance for us to lose. Second night of a back to back on the road in UTAH of all places without your best player…and we’re blowing them the fuck out…why are we so good

nintendoleafsfan
At least the refs haven’t been as annoying as before


BESTNBAGOAT
You know your game-plan has gone to shit when you’re running the offence through Jae Crowder.

RapsFan420
lmao so true.

Holos620
I’m watching the jazz stream and the commentators are jerking off our players, lol

Jamally1980
I’ve yet to seen a minority in the Utah crowd.

RapsFan420
LMAO Rick Pitino looking like he’s there to make partial payment on a very large debt to Snyder for something shady and is praying Quinn won’t murder him.

AgentMV
Fucking Utah refs blind as shit

siopao888
Try your hardest refs, we are not gonna lose this game

Villainiquity
Whoah, 4 white guys 1 black for Utah on the court right now.

Juve2123
Fuck Grayson allen

KingintheNorth95
Loll poor Utah fans bout to kill themselves

Hayabusa_Ganondelf94
All these fans look like white mormons lmao

ZombieTofu
That’s because they are


DeMVP_DeMar
Synder playing his starters while being blown out by 20 in a meaningless game in October lmao

EfficientShelter68
Jazz have very little talent
They’re being exposed this season

BarenWasteland
Annnnnd were back to this bullshit

lilvipa
Socialism in sports. Wtffff

Matt24BB
Trash refs trying to keep this out of embarrassment territory for the home team. Pathetic.

snizzb0ne
Ball don’t lie. Shit officiating all night against us and we’re dominating.

AnubisEgyptian
Ingles getting beat so bad be pretending to be injured

Villainiquity
I feel bad for Utah. I want them to give GSW a run for their money, but now they’re wrecking up Mitchell by putting him out there less than 100% with that ankle. Mitchell’s not the same this year as last year.

Hayabusa_Ganondelf94
Greg monroe looks like lebrons retarded cousin, love the guy though! Lol

ZombieTofu
Fuck these refs and fuck this bum Court. Can’t even afford paint for their paint


ecphoto
Fuck I’m so tired of watching Utah brick FTs. Can we please just end this agony

ZombieTofu
For real

eatmyfriesyoudies
Is there only plaid and golf shirts in Utah? Welcome to Whitepeopleville

silverjellyyo
Remind me to never go to Utah

slane421
So white

eatmyfriesyoudies
I heard someone say the dance team (of entirely white people) danced to 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton. It does not get whiter then that.

theboy_23
Man cj is just fucking awful I hate this guy hes the softest raptor in our squad

kissmibacksidestakki
What kind of trash ass excuse for a team shoots 27 more free throws than the opposition and gets spanked by 20?

cx_fan
Kawhi would be stupid to not want to stay next year

Utah Jazz at Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 4, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

Anyone else think it’s ironic Satan coaches in Utah?
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 6:38 PM

lol, Nuggs have 0 interest in guarding Rubio at the 3point line
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 7:13 PM

Millsap for 3!
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 7:16 PM

Utah gave up a layup for a Rubio three lol
Posted by That’s the Jokic on Nov 3, 2018 | 7:24 PM

Always some random has to go off against the Nuggets
Crowder tonight. Can’t miss

Posted by El Huachi on Nov 3, 2018 | 7:55 PM

Mitchell takes a remarkable amount of terrible shots.
Posted by TheLogDog on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:05 PM

You’d think the Jazz would do more to get their best offensive player involved
Jingles scared me coming in.

Posted by MilesGod on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:08 PM

Rudy with the nut punch
thats pretty dirty

Posted by InboundingLobPass on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:09 PM

Lol gary got rocked in the dick
Posted by Mak P on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:10 PM


Why the fuck do we always look like the team that
Is on a 2nd night of a back to back

Posted by Mancar on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Relying on Millsap to lead the offense is a recipe for disaster
Even though he’s been pretty good tonight.

Posted by That’s the Jokic on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:33 PM

We are not a good team.
This is a loss and that disgusts me

Posted by Mancar on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:44 PM

Jokic outplayed by Gobert
Dude is never going to be an all star

Posted by 90yrOldNuggetsFan on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:46 PM

We always make gobert look like prime shaq
Posted by Mak P on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:47 PM

What the fuck are you doing Plumlee you fucking Moron
Posted by Mancar on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:50 PM

We are not going to win this game playing like fucking pussies
Posted by Mancar on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:50 PM

The good news is
That was a terrible quarter but the game is still within reach.
We can easily get back into it with just one run.

Posted by TheShoreThing on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:51 PM

Nope. Loss
Posted by Mancar on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:52 PM

Chowder is so annoying
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 8:59 PM


PLUMTHREE!!!
NO FUCKING WAY

Posted by TheLogDog on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:01 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!

Posted by TheShoreThing on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:02 PM

There is an ancient legend for thousnds of years ago
That Plumlee making a 3 is a sure fire sign of the upcoming apocalypse

Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:03 PM

Hell just froze over I think
Posted by InboundingLobPass on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:03 PM

We got to 80 first and on a Plumlee three
This has to be a win.

Posted by That’s the Jokic on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:05 PM

“Donovan Mitchell… throws up a terrible shot.”
That’s redundant, Marlowe.

Posted by TheLogDog on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:06 PM

man, Mitchell takes some idiotic shots
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:06 PM

Mitchell has 14 points
And is 7/19.
And I’m led to believe we lost something for not getting him.
Make that 7/20 as I’m watching. He’s abysmal.

Posted by MilesGod on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:06 PM

Mitchell injured himself
Posted by InboundingLobPass on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Beasley>Mitchell
Posted by MilesGod on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:10 PM


Remember
Rubio is the only player in NBA history to lead the league in worst % at the rim in 2 straight seasons.

Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:09 PM

suck it Rubio
Posted by greenOak on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:10 PM

Rubio is sooo bad
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:14 PM

Good that Mitchell ain’t badly injured
Posted by CloudBurst on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:20 PM

Good for us.
Posted by TheLogDog on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:20 PM

I can’t believe he tried to do the Paul Pierce
At least he wasn’t in a wheelchair

Posted by That’s the Jokic on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:23 PM

This team is good
Posted by DomP on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:38 PM

Yes, on both sides of the ball
I was impressed how Ingles couldn’t do anything against the Nuggets D tonight

Posted by El Huachi on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Also so glad we have Murray over Mitchell going forward.
Not trying to justify the trade as Lyles has been struggling like a mofo.
But I prefer Jokic and Murray to Mitchell and Gobert (if we had Gobert no Jokic and if we got Mitchell he would be on the bench or Murray would be on the bench).

Posted by jhamr158 on Nov 3, 2018 | 9:39 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.

le_trout
Gah I forgot ole grease slickback Rubio was on their team

wyofan87
That’s Mr. Flop to you.

TurboFrogz
Let Mitchell shoot as much as he wants tonight. Should be somewhat rusty and the dude is inefficient. 12-30 shooting sounds good to me, who cares if he gets 30 points and continues to get overrated by casuals that loved Kobe

SiegeGod
I feel like the Jazz should call their players “notes” instead of “jazzmen”

GoOnKaz
Rudy Gobert is one player that scares me far more than most when we are playing him.

SiegeGod
Man, haven’t watched the Jazz match this year, but really not impressed with their passing so far. Making some dumb moves with the ball, but tbf it’s not like we’re playing that smart either

BOOOOOiiiiiiiii
Im happy if mitchell keeps taking those types of shots like he has so far

JohnHavliczech
Only 22 comments on the Jazz page thread. Are mormons not allowed to use computers?


MagicMax96
Jesus Mitchell absolutely annihilated Millsap off the dribble when they were matched up, I get that that’s a tough matchup but Millsap didn’t even come close to staying with him. Not too reassuring

SiegeGod
“Fuck off nephew”
– Trey Lyles to Donovan Mitchell

TurboFrogz
Anyone else think even a dude like Beasley could score as much as Mitchell if he were allowed to shoot 20-25 times a game?

SiegeGod
I just wanna punch Ted Cruz’s smug face so hard

Erahia
Did gary get hit in the balls?

wyofan87
There’s the asshole Jazz play.

armatron444
Rudy was just giving his sack a high five.

he_vinster
Protect Gary Harris’ balls AT ALL COSTS

SiegeGod
Gobert can suck a fat turd

SiegeGod
That should be Gobert’s 4th but the refs chose to bail him out by assigning his sack slap to Jingles


YoungTheGiant_
The starters offensive struggles are getting very annoying.

YoungTheGiant_
This offense is fucking terrible.

MagicMax96
Millsap legit cannot hold the ball

spiderpigface
Jok needs to shoot the god damn ball

Jokicfutebollounge
I haven’t seen Jokic be this useless in a while.

HellBlazeSRB
Unless something changes, this is a tough loss…

le_trout
Clam Chowder u stop it

whydoifeelthisway1
Wow we look like a fucking highschool team out there

Jokic4
what a shitshow

BlackHandSerb
Blowout incoming I can feel it especially once Jokic sits the offense becomes stagnant. Jazz are one team I absolutely don’t want to see in the playoffs more than the Warriors/

SiegeGod
Are we sure we aren’t playing with a women’s ball?

MagicMax96
Jesus what a shit quarter. Hopefully we can put it behind us and come out like we mean it in the fourth

spiderpigface
Tfw Mitchell is keeping us in it


AtiCaTToR
Jazz fan here, I was just wondering why you guys keep randomly pulling up from deep. It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me, am I missing something?

le_trout
Rubio’s douche knot doesn’t make a lot of sense to me, mind explaining that?

MaxieDenverNugs
THAT’S A PLUMTHREE

Stormeve
JAZZ FUCKED

MagicMax96
PLUMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whydoifeelthisway1
PLUMTHREEEEEE

IdRatherBeLurking
PLUMGOD

DavoMel
JOKICCC YOU ARE NO LONGER A STARTERRRRRR

armatron444
Damn…physical game tonight. Hope Mitchell is oK.

tetra44781
Torn hamstring rip

le_trout
These Jazz announcers sure are whiny

le_trout
These announcers can’t get over trying to blame Plumlee’s foot for the Mitchell injury. Get over it


SiegeGod
AIRBALL EAT MY TAINT RUDY

WeirdRedBeard
CHOKEBERT

WeirdRedBeard
BRICKY

SiegeGod
AIRBALL EAT MY TAINT X2

iheart303sports
Forced to watch Jazz feed on Reddit. They’re awful. Blame the Nuggs run on Donovan’s injury…and now he’s back. Tools.

the_vinster
They’re soooo bad. Just bitching and moaning the whole game. Don’t know this Nuggets team at all.

TheHamburglar4
Lol the jazz stream said a miracle occurred when Mitchell came back in. Gtfo you Mormon prudes he barely rolled his ankle

wyofan87
Don’t say Mormon. Satan wins.
Mormon. Mormon. Mormon.

iheart303sports
Ball game. F the Jazz.

le_trout
Cue the Jazz fans and rankings claiming injuries and too much nuggets physicality lead to the win

iheart303sports
Remember the time Donovan couldn’t even get off the court on his own? And then he came back in the game…whatta douche

markymarkhamill
Don’t forget leaving to the locker room early for more ice as soon as he realized his team was gonna get destroyed. Nice guy. Good team player.

TheHamburglar4
He’s the ultimate try hard. Him and Embiid are too much man keep that same energy

Utah Jazz vs. Memphis Grizzlies: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 3, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Memphis Grizzlies Reddit.

maverickxv
Here’s hoping the refs aren’t on their usual bullshit, and Jaren can show out against Favors and Gobert again!

Sidonius
I don’t like this whole “on pace to score 45” thing they have going on tonight.

ABoringName_
It seems like they give up a four point play every game.

37sms
Not able to watch tonight, can someone give me a summary of what’s been happening so far?

ABoringName_
Fucking Joe Ingles is lighting us up.

Sidonius
It’s like we are playing small…but we aren’t. Playing scrappy and that’s keeping us in the game. Jazz aren’t exactly the Mormon Tabernacle as far as lighting things up.

Sidonius
All kidding aside, the Jazz are really good at giving Joe Ingles looks.

BurnieTheBrony
Ken Mauer realized he was allowing an entertaining physical game of basketball to happen, so he decided to just throw out ten foul calls in the first four minutes of the second. Doesn’t matter who gets em.

based_lhopital
I’m glad the league is giving the people what they want–a free throw contest

B000urns
Which team will completely foul out first? Tune in for the second half


Glu-e
The Jazz should be our new rivals I think

GrizzHog
I didn’t know the Jazz had a Grizz mascot

ShonashRavine
SHELDON MACK! MY MAN!!

paint_skank
Mack clutch as fuck

ShonashRavine
We had a decent 3rd quarter, boys!

donmd
I just grizzed

BIizard
Refs stop

notsteveo
It is hard watching a game with no momentum. :/

paint_skank
Yes…miserable

JGrizz0011
Agreed, just horrible Killing the game.

B000urns
Mack-Attack

DunkingZBO
HAMMER

Cuttyfromdacut
NAIL

Walkenator25
I think we might be good

Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 1, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Rose is starting
Fuck Thibs and his stupid brain

Posted by EzioAuditorre19 on Oct 31, 2018 | 6:33 PM

Raise your hand
If you are watching tonight’s game for Rubio.
I know I am…

Posted by NateInGarrison on Oct 31, 2018 | 6:49 PM

*Show of hands
Posted by uncle rico on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:48 PM

Our league
Posted by SoDakHammer on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Last minute ticket
Found a last minute cheap ticket online to make this game and see Rubio. Wearing the jersey as well. I don’t like booing but with it being Halloween I will be tempted when Thibs is announced, especially after starting Rose over Tyus.

Posted by Pooh for Two on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:02 PM

Well, Rose starting seals the deal.
I’m officially rooting for the Jazz.

Posted by PoundFoolish on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:03 PM

Let’s go Rubio!
Posted by Doctor_Teh on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:06 PM

Ricky with the “steal and deal”
sigh

Posted by SoDakHammer on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:14 PM

4 on 3
Rubio steal then dunk the other way. We have no heart.

Posted by Captain Teeb’s Hotels on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:15 PM

i forgot
what a successful entry pass looked like….thanks Ricky

Posted by NateInGarrison on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:15 PM


Utah is looking kind of bad tonight
Posted by mnuba on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:39 PM

No, we’re looking kind of bad tonight.
But Ricky is still looking dreamy.

Posted by PoundFoolish on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:40 PM

Could it be?
That we are playing good on offense and good on defense??
I DONT BELIEVE IT

Posted by Riqonator on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Crowder in particular is playing like ass
Posted by mnuba on Oct 31, 2018 | 7:57 PM

Wow, we’re down 2 players…and Jimmy.
And the Jazz are playing like we usually do. Wow, that’s taking a Halloween trick or treat to a new level

Posted by SoDakHammer on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:05 PM

Hey, we actually held these guys to only 28/quarter average!
Thibs is a defensive genius!!!

Posted by SoDakHammer on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:07 PM

End of half is the Wolves we know
– Rose chucking 5 sec into shot clock
– Give up basket
– Towns offensive foul
– Give up last second tip in
Fantastic last 35 seconds.

Posted by ACG2x on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:07 PM


Rose scorching hot in the last 5 and we can’t build a lead
What will happen when he misses our next 5 shots?

Posted by Timber Dome on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Josh had a pretty good first half defending Mitchell, but man these last 5 minutes Mitchell has been deadly.
Posted by therealfracas on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:35 PM

It feels like we’re way up.
It’s 82-81

Posted by Captain Teeb’s Hotels on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:35 PM

Why do I feel like we’ve already lost
Posted by FreeJ3lica on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:38 PM

Because what Mitchel is doing seems sustainable
What Rose is doing does not

Posted by zebano on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Here’s the part where #25 tries to win the game single handily. And we lose.
Posted by uncle rico on Oct 31, 2018 | 8:57 PM

they seem to be toying with us now.
Posted by Are we cursed? on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:02 PM

IF Rose goes for 52
He has to be traded, correct?

Posted by NateInGarrison on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:06 PM

The worst thing about this
Is this is going to convince Rose that he still has it and will take 20 shots a game. And he will most certainly not have it every night, or even most nights.

Posted by EzioAuditorre19 on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:06 PM

He will most definitely tear his ACL when he over exerts himself
Posted by Selby&Dale on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:07 PM

Well we can win
or DRose can go for his career high. Rose made his choice.

Posted by Mplax on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:09 PM

Drose’s market value never higher.
Trade him immediately.

Posted by E-6 on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:13 PM


Ingles is sneaky cheap
Posted by MNIslander on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Don’t really think it’s sneaky. It’s basically his brand
Posted by Captain Teeb’s Hotels on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:19 PM

Man, Ricky looks awful
Posted by Captain Teeb’s Hotels on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Yeah, terrible game for Ricky.
Posted by PoundFoolish on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Rose coming back from the dead (on Halloween too)! Wow!
Posted by KingLamarcus on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:27 PM

If Rose can shoot 60% the rest of the season, I’m actually okay with him shooting this much
Posted by Django Z on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:27 PM

Derrick
Risen

Posted by Flip_1n0 on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:29 PM

Amazing how hard it is for people to simply acknowledge Rose has had an amazing game.
Guy has been unreal.

Posted by iconoclaste on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:31 PM

He’s been as good as Mo Williams was for us that one game.
Posted by Are we cursed? on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:34 PM

50.
damn.

Posted by mnuba on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:33 PM

50 points and the game-sealing block!
Bravo, D-Rose, Bravo!

Posted by Django Z on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Best moment
Was everyone mobbing Rose after the game. Not because he was so fantastic but watching them celebrate together and look like brothers in arms.
Stay away Jimmy, these guys like each other. You are the cancer.

Posted by ACG2x on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:36 PM

Huge fuck you to Jimmy Butler
and it’s clear as day who the locker room problem is. Get him off the team and let these guys have some joy in their work.

Posted by jjstraka on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:37 PM

stay the fuck away Jimmy, it’s more fun without your petulant ass
Posted by therealfracas on Oct 31, 2018 | 9:39 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Minnesota Timberwolves Reddit.

Josh Okogie
Please don’t kill us Ricky like last time

FuckedYouInHalf
At least we will get to see what a real team plays like tonight

AdolfKoopaTroopa
Sp00ky game here bois. I hope we dont get jingled

Bentumbo
did Ricky get an ovation?

MikeBrodyComic
Yes. Honestly possibly the biggest one.

funkstrong
Drose challenging Gobert as our PG isn’t how I want to see this go.

hendrew1221
Rubio is just cooking us.

funkmasterflexknight
this already smh

BTN469
Damn we’re getting Jingled again aren’t we

BTN469
Gobert plz stop casually dunking thanks bye

Nxstynxte
D rose is going OFFFF

BradForS34
what are those rotations, it looks like we are using depth.

aSc4rYGh0sT
Butler, Teague, and Tyus are all out tonight.
Thibs is having to go deep into his bench just to have a normal 8-man rotation.

aSc4rYGh0sT
Not sure if it’s the lack of Teague and/or the lack of Butler or what, but the offense is running so much smoother than usual.


smileyforall220
WIggins and getting stripped, name a better duo

BTN469
Jamal Crawford and contested long 2s

funkmasterflexknight
Tyus and getting blocked

Robnoff
Me and loving the Minnesota Timberwolves

funkmasterflexknight
Me and not getting laid.
Will someone please be my girlfriend

Stratocast7
I like this team without Butler and teague

GreatGarbagePatch
if we traded butler and teague for half of what they are worth, we are a 55 win team.

CosmicPterodactyl
lol @ Teague standing up and clapping with a big smile for Towns’ goal tend.

ChbbyKttns
Ball movement without Jimmy is looking nice so far

markyellowstone
especially without teague

TossingTurnips
Omg I love this 1st quarter.

La_Montagne
ARE THE WOLVES FUN AGAIN???


appylan
Gobert is too big for our guys

BGJaydennn
Man the jazz execute of offence so well

tobtae
god the morale of this team just seems so much better when jimmy butler isn’t around it. we may not be a better team without him but if our guys are happy and improving then who cares honestly.

FuckedYouInHalf
Dante Exum is not a PG.

cartonofmalk
These Gobert lobs are annoyingly good

thomamar000
Can we stop gobert

BTN469
Can Gobert please leave the court

brittners
Gobert so long and tall, so hard to stop these lobs.

BradForS34
Gobert is freakishly long boi.

lmhTimberwolves
The offensive flow is incredible without Teague. The ball touches everyone’s hands and they are all looking for the right shot

FuckedYouInHalf
Well cant remember the last time the Wolves got this many calls, But I definitely like it

Skolney
How do you say “flop” in spanish?

funkstrong
“Ricky”

Rusty_Shack1es
Fuck Rubio. Idc what he did for us he’s on another team and he is flopping all over the place

Garrus
This is fun! This is really fun!

funkmasterflexknight
Are we the best team in the West?

irishace88
Hell of a first half

FuckedYouInHalf
Donovan Mitchell 2/11 oof

Goldenugget9
This is bittersweet. Like I love it, but soon it’ll be butler, teague, and thibs again. I’ve tasted it and don’t want anything else tho

BradForS34
thus far this is the FuckYouButller game and I love it.


BradForS34
3rd quarter.
old wolves r back.

KingofKings1999
We have to get Gobert in foul trouble, he’s murdering us

funkstrong
Gobert is dominating inside on the offensive end, luckily Mitchell hasn’t gotten hot.

funkmasterflexknight
Okogie is a better version of Dmitch change my mind

tempraman
okogie is relentless

Timberbulls
Okogie shutting him down

kcajfrodnekcod
Okogie has him shook

MinnyPuppies
im officially getting off rubio’s nuts

FuckedYouInHalf
I think you could genuinely make an argument that Jeff Teague, stylistically, is one of the worst fits at PG for this roster in the entire NBA.

PictureMeWhole
Watching this team play together tonight is like watching someone go through chemo to beat cancer.
You don’t hide from reality – you seek a chance to cure it.
Butler needs to go immediately.
Then teague soon after.
Then Thibs after this year if the issues still linger.
Beat our cancer!

Chajios
Mention anything bad about Ingles in r/nba and you’d get lynched, but he whines so much it’s ridiculous. He’s a role player acting like Harden out there.


IWubPopTarts
If we don’t win this, I will fucking cry.

youremakingnosense
If we go down by more than 5. We lose this game. Mark it.

MikeBrodyComic
I don’t care if we win or lose. I’m feeling this crowd right now and I’m feeling this team. This is the Timberwolves. Fuck Butler.

KATinWolfShirt
This team without butler is so much fun

smileyforall220
THis is exactly how Teague should play every night

markyellowstone
okogie is like mitchell lite

ChbbyKttns
By the end of the year he will be Mitchell plus

funkmasterflexknight
*Mitchell is like Okogie lite

jbranton30
This game is hella lit

wtgm
oh shit what up 2016

JimmyButlerisaSnake
Dante Exum a bitch

irishace88
Crowder always kills us

ESPOMAN71
This might not be the best lineup

NeedDEA
This lineup is giving me cancer


jackaracka
I’m worried about this 4th QTR. Everyone’s gonna be tired as hell

Therealrickyrubio
Well this is our 3rd string guys really so no surprise we’re getting dicked rn

funkmasterflexknight
You have a cool lion tattoo beautiful eyes and lucious locks but you are not my point guard anymore

GheeGhee
Seriously… Fucking refs.

Interstellis
Man these refs are suspect tonight

MikeBrodyComic
Hey guys be nice to these refs. They’re jet lagged after flying from their homes in Salt Lake City.

Pek-Man
Embarrassing fourth quarter so far.

luizslayer
It was good while it lasted

level 1
I love DERRICK ROSE!!!!!

Huxxxy
I’m going cry. Rose is making me feel good

Timberbulls
I’m so wet right now

vishnumad
Derrick Rose MVP chants are bringing a tear to my eye.

GheeGhee
Best contract in the league

Watzp0ppin
Retire his jersey in Target Center

JimmyButlerisaSnake
Get that man a statue

Amazinc
Derrick Rose in GOD mode wtf

jbranton30
They are legit full court pressing DRose this is amazing


jbranton30
These refs suck ass

Garrus
Fuck these refs.

AstuteBlackMan
Bro these refs hoeing us

kcajfrodnekcod
Fire the refs

ryl0_k3n
These refs can gtfo what kind of shit is this

dominicex
Most one sided calls ever

imissminnesota
This must be what the nba finals feels like

NeedDEA
This Jimmy-less team is so much fun. I don’t care if we win 30 games, I’m all for it

Rusty_Shack1es
These fucking refs

La_Montagne
God these fucking refs.

gbothegod
These refs are garbage

Primallama
These refs blow dick The bias calls on the physical play is horrendous

irishace88
Thank god they suck at free throws


jbranton30
ROSE 50?

Timberbulls
50!!!!!!!!

SuperStarfox64
FIDDY

John-the-Gardener
50

LeDolceVita
Fuck a jimmy buttler

Displayed
50!!!

vishnumad
#FIVE ZERO

Teh-Monkey-Man
I just exploded

ThisAintSaturday
These are real tears my guys real fucking tears. Thats my fucking point guard!

brittners
Fuck I’m crying

level 1
I’m crying

SuperStarfox64
WHY AM I CRYING RIGHT NOW!! I CANT STOP SMILING :)

bukkakebasketball
im crying. we love you rose.

nbafan54
Crying real tears right now.

Robnoff
I didn’t expect to cry jesus Rose

Epoch_of_Incredulity
The Jazz coach looks like he has definitely killed a man with his bare hands.

Utah Jazz at Dallas Mavericks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 29, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Mavs Moneyball.

ugh matt harpring, still better than harper not by much mind you..
Posted by dimitriouss on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:01 PM

let’s bounce back against utah of all teams
Posted by go87 on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:03 PM

Wes revenge day?
Posted by Pompelmo on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:08 PM

The Jazz hair game is strong except for Ingles….
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:11 PM

Wes you freaking idiot
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:12 PM

wes needs to pass
Posted by go87 on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Lmao at that Wes post up. Wasn’t even a mismatch. Why this early?
Posted by MFFL on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Because Wes
Posted by DirkofCa on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:16 PM

glad this is his last season
ready to move on from Wes

Posted by eastfieldf11 on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:17 PM

can wes stop taking those fucking shots
Posted by random90 on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:16 PM

Westbrook Matthews
Posted by Pompelmo on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:31 PM

I see we’re doing that thing where we start out bad.
Posted by MFFL on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:16 PM

We will lose this game
Hopefully is not a blowout.

Posted by latigs on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:28 PM


Ugh Barea already?
Posted by DirkofCa on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:24 PM

JJ has got to be the best flopper in the NBA…
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:26 PM

That was a dumb shot by J.J.
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:36 PM

so a normal shot for him
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:37 PM

Ted Cruz just scored on a floater….
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:51 PM

I hate you Barea
Posted by DirkofCa on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:52 PM

J.J. and Wes can’t be gone soon enough
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 6:52 PM

WES IS POSTiNG UP AT THE 3 POINT LINE
everyone saw this yes?

Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:00 PM

this fucking dude Wesley Matthews sees Joe Ingles in front of him and thinks
“Yes, I can take him”

Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:03 PM

And there lies the problem with Utah. They have no weaknesses on defense.
Every point they lead by takes blood and guts to overcome. Dallas must rain threes to win this game. 33% is probably not going to cut it.

Posted by NorEastern on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:13 PM

Trade Wesley Matthews
For Anything. Literally anything. There is no excuse for him to be leading the team in FGA every game. He is awful.

Posted by thedirkknightrises on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:18 PM


this is hard to watch im not even lying
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:28 PM

wes is getting straight abused by donovan
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:30 PM

Snyder is right, Wes shoved Mitchell
Posted by DirkofCa on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:30 PM

Who was the tech on?
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:31 PM

Snyder. He was irate
Wes got blown by Mitchell again so he just decided to shove him on the layup and there was no call

Posted by DirkofCa on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:32 PM

Then he need to stop playing like an idiot
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:33 PM

terrible lineup
Posted by Dynomite on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:46 PM

They would put short ass J.J. on tall ass Exum
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:48 PM

Exum is fat and has no vertical
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:49 PM

JJ has his number, Utah is cheating, look at the refs hating on him with cheap fouls
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:52 PM


i’d finish the 4th quarter with dennis and luka
Posted by go87 on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:55 PM

this fucking bench for fucks sake!
Posted by dimitriouss on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:55 PM

Put the damn starters back in this bench sucks today
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:57 PM

do something carlilse jeeees
Posted by dimitriouss on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:57 PM

how can carlisle figure out this lineup
Posted by go87 on Oct 28, 2018 | 7:58 PM

exum is killing them tf
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:02 PM

fucking carlilse it’s been years since he coached winning basketball
Posted by dimitriouss on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:03 PM

exum is too fast and lanky for any of our guards.
best hope is to put DFS on him.

Posted by Dynomite on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:03 PM

Utah has good bench
Posted by latigs on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:08 PM

lol this is so embarassing
this is all on rick. he let wes go 3-13..with 9 min left

Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:08 PM

omfg this offense cracks me up
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Did the starters give up?
Posted by Dynomite on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:17 PM


Donovan and Gobert are taking Wes and DJ’s lunch money
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:21 PM

we’re in this game if mavs can defend
Posted by go87 on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:23 PM

Isnt there some other way to be in this….
Posted by Noomsy on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:24 PM

they’ll just run the mitchell-gobert pnr and score
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:24 PM

These refs man lol
Posted by raijin.luppi on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:27 PM

seriously, those effing refs
Posted by Ole Brandenburg on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:27 PM

refs making sure we lose..
Posted by dimitriouss on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:27 PM

getting screwed by the refs
Posted by Bobbita on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:27 PM

These refs blow.
Posted by Dirknows on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:27 PM

Utah is an extremely difficult out even at home
for teams like the GSW, Rockets, Boston, etc. Don’t feel discouraged Mavs fans. Develop DSJ and Doncic and the future looks bright.

Posted by NorEastern on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:35 PM

Wes has nude photos of Rick that he’s threatening to release if he don’t get his 22 shots
Posted by JGriggs on Oct 28, 2018 | 8:37 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Dallas Mavericks Reddit.

BuzzedBlood
Utah is a top 5 team but we are playing them at home while they are on the second night of a b2b so I’m hopeful. We also should have our full real starting lineup for the first time.

joelwar27
I think Utah is a top 3 team in the west, this one should be good. I predict Ingles will go for 30 since we’ve been bad at defending 3s :/

xrixxirx
Honestly think Utah is number 2

onechildofgod
Feel like Ricky Rubio is going to come in here and light us up.

WillyTanner
Fuck Ricky Rubio

4675029
How do you blow that

indoobidibly
It was the mystique of joe ingles

Insouciant101
Can we just put in our bench

level 1
We suck

mendelsin
One day we’ll start a game where we can start with the lead.
One day.

mcvukvuk
Hey, if we are starting slow everygame, how about changing the playcalling Rick you genius..


Mane9867
Why the fuck are we giving Wes the ball. He’s a catch and shooter

dirk-41
Please Wes. No more

hiiigoon
fuck u wes

uncledrewww
Wes is not very good at basketball

Viseg
So tired of JJ

USTS2011
Ingles on his way to a triple double

MK10
Derek Harper “nice pass” as two defenders intercepts it… lol

Insouciant101
Holy shit our starters are producing

V0823
FUCK LUKA STEPBACK ON ME PLS

mendelsin
Whenever Luka hits a stepback, I nut

LukaDonwitzki
Bro what are on Mitchell’s feet 🤢

USTS2011
Mitchell just made Wes his bitch

Vlado3213
We need more ball movement get everyone involved , and start making freaking basket that would be nice too we have terrible shot right now but ok its still 2nd half , i belive they can turn it around

Westerlos
Too bad Wes Matthews exists. He’s jacking everything up he can to get a new contract next year from some dumbass team


MK10
So lucky Jazz missing wide open 3s

amazin_raisin99
We’ve lost a few rebounds this year because DJ doesn’t want his teammates to get defensive boards so he cheats up and doesn’t box out

Westerlos
You know I like involving DJ but when Rudy fucking Gobert is defending him, maybe let’s not isolate him at the perimeter

acezone
we should do what mitchell and gobert do on PnR

coffee_black_7
I would not have the courage to call a tech on Quinn Snyder. Dude looks like he kills for pleasure.

NRF82
He looks like he should be a Shawshank prison warden.

decadentrebel
Quinn Snyder looks like that Houston candy man serial killer

Girlscoutslumb
Quinn Snyder looks like a villain from a superhero comic.

WillyTanner
beautiful pass by mitchell, my god

USTS2011
Black hole Wes, won’t you pass, and wash away the pain


ChuckMoody
2nd awful start to 4th in a row

jikae
DAJ has ice wrapped around his knees. I thought they only did that at the end of the game? Is he done for the day?

TheDonuter
Mavs are done after the 3rd

JJO33
On the scale of 1 to 10, how secure is Carlisle’s position as the Mavs coach?

PistolPete214
PUT THE STARTERS IN RICK

Mane9867
Lmfao Dante fuck off drama queen

decadentrebel
That play was dangerous as fuck. Dragged Exum by the arm with a shove on the lower back too.

hiiigoon
BUT DID HE DIE?

MK10
Exum just bullying our small ass guards.

LukaDoncic-
Too bad we have two extremely short players trying to stop Exum.

acezone
it’s official..rick has a fetish for midgets..

NRF82
Wes can’t even stay in front of Grayson Fucking Allen…

LukaDoncic-
Guess we took the 4th off

xrixxirx
Well this is over. God job with your scripted rotations rick.


USTS2011
Mitchell and Gobert killing us

CUNMe
Clutch 3 from Matthews

nikbar
wtf i love wes now

DaTingGoesSkrrrrrt
Everyone shits on Wes but he gives it everything on every play. Easy to see why Rick loves him.

Jerry_NY
I love our stealth tank

Shaunosaurus
Cant’t say we didn’t have the chance blowing those wide-open layups.

TheDonuter
So sloppy…

xrixxirx
Does this team even practice playing?

UlisUK
These refs suck

Mane9867
All fucking ball you blind fucks

hiiigoon
YOU BITCH ASS REFS QUIT BAILING THEM OUT

DatPunchTho
This idiot Golbert getting gifted everything right now

NRF82
GODDAMIT FUCKING WES

Veedaa
get wes off the team already

MK10
Game, Jingled at the end.

Shaunosaurus
We got jingled!

Eddie1378
This team isnt good guys

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 28, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

Ciccone7
Second night of a back to back. Final game of 4 game home stand. Unfavorable matchup against well rested opponent. Not a lot of things starting off in our favor. This is the first night of a 6 game gauntlet so lets see what we are made of.

Jon_Sneaux
I’m excited to watch Jrue guard Donovan Mitchell. Should be a great matchup.

SpeedracerFr44d
This matchup should be fun, Spida is brilliant on offense.

Bolentine
If I remember correctly last time he was great at stopping him. But Rubio caught fire and we had to put him on Rubio, and that’s when Mitchel exploded on the 4th quarter.

flaccidplatypus
It was more that the whole team was allowing Rubio wide open shots, backfired big time.

onlykindofamethaddic
Got to play better than we did the last two games to have a shot here.

lucasd11
I’m excited for this game. I honestly don’t think the Jazz are capable of scoring at the pace that we would like to play, but the last two games have been a lot uglier than the first two with teams playing more physical styles of ball. I’m interested to see who’s the Jazz approach the matchup, but think our guys have too much juice for them. Pels get another close one and move to 5-0: 124-118 good guys.

afriendlyspider
I really don’t like the Jazz

chronage
Rubio looks old as hell. What happened? Lol

Simple_Danny
God I hate Ricky Rubio and his stupid man bun ponytail thing.
I hate Gobert and his stupid face.
I hate Mitchell and his stupid amazing presence.
I swear the Jazz are this team’s kryptonite.

Pshaheen0
Niko and Rubio are friends. Snyder is a mobster and Gogurt is a glorified Javale

Jon_Sneaux
Has anyone ever seen Toby Flanderson and Joe ingles in the same room?


CanSomeSlam
anyone in the building? this crowd looks like swiss cheese on tv

poorwhitecash
This lineup is giving me a headache

dalton_k
this is some sloppy basketball

dumbledorky
Can someone tell me one positive thing Solo does on the court? I’m flabbergasted.

GreenVisorOfJustice
Randle is having a pretty ungood night so far.

DMooreRHS
Their Alley oops are killing us. We can’t stop them.

SpeedracerFr44d
These refs and Gobert are killing us.

Drew_Brees_9
Gobert is flexing all over us.

dumbledorky
Gobert is the worst possible matchup without AD in there, I can’t imagine how this changes unless we can get him in foul trouble…and these refs are making sure that won’t happen

chronage
Hate to be a defeatist but chalk this one up to an L. Even with AD this would’ve been a tough game.

flaccidplatypus
Guess Gobert just gets to do whatever he wants

Ciccone7
Without AD, Gobert is a nightmare in the paint for us. Lets see if we can make it competitive for the home crowd


Ciccone7
This is probably the worst team we could have AD miss for to be honest. Definitely wont help the “AD has no help narrative” lol

BioSpock
If you told me Goebert had 35 I would believe you. Jesus Christ.

Guyote_
God I hate Utah

flaccidplatypus
One of my top 3 most despised teams. I really cannot stand Gobert either.

Ciccone7
At what point do you question Snyder’s choice to leave his starters in? Wouldnt want to risk injury in a blowout*

*This was about six minutes into the second half.

T_humps
Dude fuck these refs

Decentertainment
I’m not going to stress over a loss to the Jazz on the 2nd night of a B2B after a down to the wire game the night before with AD out on top of all that. I am pissed at the pathetic effort after that close 1st quarter, especially defensively. Yea dealing with Gobert without AD is tough but that isn’t an excuse to just watch him roll to the basket every possession completely unopposed while leaving everyone around him wide open for corner 3s. Shitty officiating certainly didn’t help of course…

Drew_Brees_9
Wow AD is really the mvp.

GevanGene
The Jazz are such a solid team. When they are on, they are ON.


Sashkooo
Why do they have their starters in and we dont, no faith in our team?

T_humps
Do we ride the hot lineup or give the starters a crack?

BioSpock
Come on Alvin, get Jrue and Nikola on there

chicompj
Cool, leaving the third stringers in when the game is close. What?? Firable offense.

T_humps
They bring Jrue in and he doesn’t touch the ball

Sashkooo
10 point game and you dont put mirotic in there

aalexnotnice
Some of these guys should play more.

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