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Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 2): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 19, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Sloppy start.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:13 PM

WTF Melo doing, standing
Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:13 PM

Ricky Rubio looks like Adam’s little brother.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:19 PM

Stayoff Melo and Whyon Abrines combine for childlike error.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Exum on the court and no D under our rim. He’ll take it to the hoop all day.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:38 PM

Third O reb from Favours. Apart from Adams the rest of this team is shite at paint D.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:40 PM

Exum again. How come I can call this stuff from NZ but Silly Billy can’t and make adjustments?
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Favours again his 6th since Adams has been off. 6th. Free agent gonna make millions more in the offseason off of this game.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:50 PM

Wow refs calling off the ball BS. Confusing the F out of all the players.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Party Favours having a ball at our expense
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:09 PM

We’re lucky to be down 7. Out coached. Out rebounded. Out whistled.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:14 PM

Fuckin Melo.
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Adams is our most efficient scorer by far. Gobby stifles that so we’re left playing Russian Roulette with Playoff P, Stayoff M and Angry R
Anything could happen, any given Sunday

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:19 PM


Melo letting Favors get all the rebs
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Melo cant guard Favors for crap.
yet Billy will be too scared to sub off Melo … hes likely to sub off Adams instead lol.

Posted by Sammy1 on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:33 PM

Stayoff M leaped at the chance to ditch defending Gobby on the pick and roll. Switched and left him to Russ. That’s plain lazy.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Brewer has made Mitchell a non-factor
1 FGA this qtr

Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:51 PM

Jazz gone cold. Mitchell got hops though.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:54 PM

19-0 run
that’s a title contender like run

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:54 PM

mitchell eating abrines lunch smh!
Posted by Thunderupfan on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:03 PM

Who’d swap Mitchell for Russ?
A lot younger, cheaper…

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:17 PM

They need to stop throwing themselves into the Utah players. The refs aint calling that.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:26 PM

Wow. Mitchell is getting superstar calls. FUCKING REFS
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:28 PM

Favors has been a beast
Posted by marcus7 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:30 PM

Melo can’t make shit.
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:33 PM

Is Playoff P DESTINED TO BE… the quickest forgotten nickname ever?
Said last game you can’t rely on PG to score like that again

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:33 PM

Utah deserved it
good adjustments from Snyder, Mitchell superb and fearless, what a rookie..
Thought we might sneak it when Adams was scoring, his fouling out was huge…
1-1 going to their place, – game on….

Posted by Thomas42 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:38 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

A_Lax_Nerd
Looks like Donny Mitch is playing

emelim03
Good! I hate injuries and am glad to get to watch that kid tonight! Just hopefully he plays in a losing effort!

VDP55
rather win it fair and square, with dignity

dannye888
We are bad at starting and ending games

dannye888
How do we start so poorly I don’t get it

yusbishyus
Wtf are we doing

dannye888
What the fuck

dannye888
So fucking frustrating Jesus Christ

dannye888
They have 9 points and we have 1 shot attempt

504090
Literally only this team could start like that. Even the Bulls don’t fuck up that many times in a row.


idunthavauniqueuza
On a 2-0 run

thugangsta
7-0

504090
I’m feeling a 30-10-10 game from Russ.

sportsfanatic09
Playoooffffffffff P!!!!!!!

viathinair
Playoff P performing miracles, hallelujah.

idunthavauniqueuza
Rudy flopbert

Crazymonkey1256
refs about to start going missing if they dont stop this shit

jsmoooth265
LO FUCKING L WHY DO WE NOT GET CALLS

gameofsnowcones
Refs are favoring the jazz. Shocking

Thynis
Did you see that? Thunder player looked at a Utah player. FOUL!!! Breathing? Foul!!!!!

dannye888
These fucking refs are hosing us


HipHopSpinandLayup
gobert can’t handle Grant

505Chief
Russ needs to bully Rubio in the paint, Rubio cannot guard him its an automatic mismatch and we need to take advantage of it.

MumboMutombo
Does Melo know what rebounding is?

donkeygestede
someone needs to fucking smack melo

XstasyOxycontin
jesus. Melo’s vertical is non-existant.

dannye888
Selfish shot

VDP55
lmao Melo, this aint 2008

XstasyOxycontin
melo is killing us on D.

waveformsurfer
If Favors gets one more goddamned offensive rebound…

ImaRealOne405
Holy shit favors is eating us alive

VDP55
How is Derrick Fucking Favors giving us trouble

RoninRobot
Why is Favors killing us on rebounds?

dannye888
So Derrick favors is the best player in the nba?

20secondpilot
I wonder how many times I’m going to refer to Favors as “that mother-FUCKER” tonight.


gameofsnowcones
Bullshit refs helping the jazz all they can

gameofsnowcones
Jazz gonna win cause we can’t get a rebound and they refuse to call fouls both ways

20secondpilot
Is Jae Crowder ever not complaining about a call? Even on the bench he’s crying. Shit is ridiculous.

heels6044
Gobert is so soft

idunthavauniqueuza
Is it just me or do the jazz wink a lot?

b-rad515
People from utah too stupid they need to blink one eye at a time

dannye888
So what is Melo better at than Jerami Grant?

NerdLawyer55
Wearing hoodies

idunthavauniqueuza
Let Rubio try to beat us

dannye888
He is beating us. By 7

XstasyOxycontin
this fucking ladyboy ricky rubio needs to stop hitting shots. how disrespectful.

ricoveli
That was one of the worst 1st halves ever, can’t stop fucking Rubio and Derrick Favors

Thynis
We are getting our ass handed to us by the Utah Refz.

gameofsnowcones
Why do the refs always let the other team murder us?


IEatPandasEveryday
Who the hell is gaurding favors?

dannye888
Fuck Derrick favors

Jiwoonater
wow i didnt know favors was one of the all time best rebounders in the league and didnt know ricky rubio was a 1000 percent shooter from three

IEatPandasEveryday
Fucking cant stand favors

504090
I didn’t know Derrick Favors is literally prime Karl Malone.

dogfan20
Fucking Ricky Rubio turned into Steph Curry

dannye888
Melos asshole is being shredded bY Derrick favors

IEatPandasEveryday
Fuck the jazz

Avavalis
Bums like Rubio and favors draining contested 3s. Fml

donkeygestede
rubio may look like a bearded woman but playing like a man tonight

penguinsgestapo
Lol refs have been straight trash towards us this entire game.

dannye888
Gonna take a miracle


yusbishyus
What

tf_is_dis
WorstBrook to GOATBROOK, just like that.

HipHopSpinandLayup
WE BACK

ElloGuvnah12
God damn Mitchell is athletic

blasphemy_cactus
19-0 run holy shit

yusbishyus
I do not want to be d mitched rn

speedrunner4
Refs keeping Utah in the game.

koggle30
Mitchell is so fucking good. I love watching him too so it’s kinda hard to get mad at how he just killed our momentum lol

emelim03
Dang that Mitchell kid is good

dannye888
10 pt lead lost like that

Thrillhousea
Wtf Mitchell gets every call

penguinsgestapo
Man so basically Mitchell gets any hand foul and our guys are getting just massacred under the goal. Right.

504090
Okay, I like Mitchell, but they’re giving this motherfucker every little call.


yusbishyus
Wtf. Is Donovan fucking Kobe RN with these calls??

idunthavauniqueuza
So this is why Mitchell has been scoring all year

dogfan20
Refs really are trying to fuck us lmao

yusbishyus
We really bout to let a rookie go toe to toe with our mvp.

dannye888
He’s shitting on us lol

penguinsgestapo
We just have no answer for Favors.

yusbishyus
Gotta capitalize with a rookie on the bench smh

XstasyOxycontin
why is a child playing better than the mvp

Gagehd1
Rubio is fucking us in the ass

penguinsgestapo
NO ANSWER FOR FAVORS WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE COME ON

IEatPandasEveryday
Fuck rubios lesbian looking ass, Cant stand the Jazz!

dogfan20
Fuck Rubios ugly ass mug

gameofsnowcones
Refs really want the jazz to win plus Rubio hitting everything

ricoveli
We really can’t stop Rubio and Favors, yet we’re supposed to give Houston & GS a hard time lmao

BotoDolphin
I’m gonna cry until we make a bucket.


yusbishyus
HE IS A ROOKIE!! Stop him!!

WestbrookIsAwesome
Donovan Mitchell does not play like a rookie

Thrillhousea
He never did. Was unstoppable when we played them early in the season too.

dannye888
Donovan Mitchell may be the ROTY

Rthanos
There ain’t no may.. he is.

504090
Agreed.

Thrillhousea
That’s what I was saying all year

yusbishyus
He is

Thynis
Got my vote.

MumboMutombo
Seriously though. Mitchell is a future MVPer.

Gagehd1
Why do we make Rubio look like Jesus Christ

CandyLama
Wtf is happening with Bricky he shouldnt be hitting those


Thrillhousea
Bullshit. BULLSHIT

darkmorpha71
The only good ref is a dead ref

donkeygestede
PATHETIC. Thunder 1-1 Refs

fishtacos4evry1
RIGGGED AS SHIT

VDP55
FUCK THE REFS, GO DIE IN A HOLE

12footjumpshot
Fuck these refs!!!

VDP55
CHOKE ON DICK YA FUCKING RETARDED REFS. we lost the game cus of them.

Wikalikalou
Westbrook got outplayed by an injured rookie.

ItsNotOriginal
Wtf was that shot by anthony

dannye888
fuck you Melo. Your kisses are such fucking bricks

idunthavauniqueuza
Fuck the fucking refs the fucking game the fucking took the fuck from the fuck us

donkeygestede
get fucked melo u fat fuck

LeFlop_
Big 3? More like Big 2 and a tarshbag. Fuckin’ melo costing.

PatchTheBug
If Melo don’t get his washed up arse outta here.

MumboMutombo
Rubio looks like a cheap Chinese knock off of Steven Adams that you would get on Canal Street.

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Utah Jazz at Oklahoma Thunder City (Game 1): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 16, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

VDP55
i’m kinda scared

TheKidMamdani
For what lol we got this shit on lock

idunthavauniqueuza
Oh my gosh let’s go guys, starts right here. Lets fucking go baby

patcody22
I’m so moist rn

ricoveli
Hopefully Russ doesn’t play like LeBron did today and be passive. Rubio and Mitchell can’t guard him

hdGod13
AHHHHHHHHH. THUNDER THE FUCK UP

Thynis
THATS HOW YOU START A GAME!!!!

HipHopSpinandLayup
SHOWTIME BABY

BBfanatical
Angry Russ!!!!!! Yes! We’re about to murder them. I can feel it

DasVinny
Come on

Thynis
I see we’re starting like we normally do. :(

BBallHunter
Oh god

Wood_floors_are_wood
Why are there so many empty seats?

VDP55
ok i’m gonna go kill myself now


teec420
Feels like we not gonna score any more points

Crazymonkey1256
kinda embarrassing when everyone said we a playoff team

ricoveli
We getting killed by a rookie

BBallHunter
Oh boy, I told you all that the Jazz are sick.

VDP55
lol we’re down 10 and we played 4 and half minutes, Great

yusbishyus
Oh man. I talked all that shit and we gonna come out here like the Cavs.

selddir_
Same. I made a whole post about how we’d win by 20. I’m fuckin dumb.

vokoksn91
lol @ those who thought the Thunder would win in 5. This jazz team is no fucking joke

ricoveli
Get Billy Donovan the fuck outta here

zparka82412
Fuck

krimoer
fuck fuck fuck!!!


504090
Fuck Billy Donovan.

dannye888
Playoff Melo my fucking ass

Gaarando
Get a new coach, how can you have this terrible offensive play. It’s just “give someone the ball, and whoever gets it shoot.” then you look at the Jazz and these guys are all moving around and passing it to everyone.

VDP55
12, we’re down fucking 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBallHunter
Can we trade our Donavan for their Donavan?

theflash22294
Fuck you Billy.

Bigheart38
I thought PG said he would guard Mitchell what is this!!!

VDP55
he’s gaurding him very well at this pace Don will only have 80 pts by the end

krimoer
fuck this team! okc fuck up!!!


Swaglord03
Playoff P has arrived

RODERIKBM92
Playoff P is a real thing

ImprovisedJew
Let’s go playoff P!!!!!!!!!!!

i_have_my_doubts
Pretty sure PG just said some choice words to Ingles

zparka82412
Jingles is a bogan fuck and needs to be unmated by Kiwi. Seriously, fuck that guy.

thebreadjordan
Wtf now the Jazz offense looks horrible

milldaddy
Tie game!

BlameMauerBot
Fuck Ricky Rubio. Did you know he got his entire arm sleeve tatted up at once? That seems so weird to me, usually you build that over time

thebreadjordan
Fuck Rubio man. He was trash when he played for the T Wolves and now all of a sudden he looks like he achieved Nirvana and is a basketball god

KupoKappo
He has risen 😂

Chickachic-aaaaahhh
melo is extremely on/off right now.

Rthanos
At least he’s running, I’ll take it.


Richard73034
OH SHIT WE GOT PLAYOFF MELO TOO, THAT 3 IS ICOOOOONIC

jarjarbinks321
Melo out of his cotton picking mind!!

krakenfox
THICC DADDY RAY WITH THE POWER MOVE

BigNibbaBoolin
Jazz are simply outclassed in offence. Sorry but defence is not as important as hitting your shots, and OKC are a lot better at that than the Jazz. I don’t see this going over 5

KojiGritton
Joe Ingles looks like Ryan Gosling missing a few chromosomes

BBallHunter
Refs fucking over OKC. Name a more iconic duo.

hdGod13
I like Gobert. Classy guy.

HipHopSpinandLayup
Okay Russell is in his zone, league fucked

redditdav3
Proceedes to sail the ball out of bounds lol. Russ giveth Russ taketh away.

YouWannaSeeADeadBody
We need Adams to provide something in the paint this series

Rthanos
Yeah, I think that we all knew that Gobert was very good.

gameofsnowcones
I see the refs are letting the jazz foul all they want while calling fouls on us

sportsfanatic09
Sad to see the no calls have transferred to the post season. Smh

zparka82412
People that hate on Russ are retarded. Not the offensive retarded, but like stuck in the past.


dogfan20
If they were calling it fair, we’d be up 15

RetardedDiarrhea
Playoff PG WHY U MAKIN MY PEEPEE HARD!!!!

hdGod13
Donovan deserves rookie of the year

jarjarbinks321
We should be kicking the shit out of these Mormons

Releasedaquackin
I wish they’d call Gobert on all the holding and pushing. Dude has the wing span of Boeing 747. It could not be easier too notice.

VDP55
how did ricky Rubio turn into fucking MJ

MileS111
he’s 4/12

Sans-pulp
PG does not care for Joe Ingles at all! What’s the backstory there?

Dixbfloppin93
He clicked that one picture and got jingled. The rest is history

Vietnow___
Jesus christ Donovan Mitchell is good.

Gagehd1
This fool Ingles flopping every possession

BotoDolphin
I got a boner

SenorCaimain
I am erect!


tf_is_dis
Playoff P has shown up. Still waiting on playoff Melo.

redditdav3
I think Playoff Melo was a 2009 thing

tf_is_dis
Yeah, I’m skeptical that it exist. I’ve just heard during his terrible season, that he’ll show up in the playoffs.

redditdav3
He hasn’t really even been in the playoffs much

BotoDolphin
Why does Joe Ingles look like that?

eazyescobar
Like what, an ugly mf?

hdGod13
Bitch Stewie?

dannye888
Why do we run plays for Melo? Why can’t he just play in the natural flow of the offense

redditdav3
Because he’s Carmelo Anthony and HE WILL DECIDE WHEN HE’S WASHED THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Gaarando
Wtf is that bs foul call.

Peniscancer11
Rubio is such a pussy smh

IEatPandasEveryday
Fuck Rubio flopping ass

Thynis
As usual, fuck the refs.

OKCFox
That was the stupidest fucking call I’ve ever seen


504090
GOBERT HAS FOUR FOULS!!!

Yung_Crypt0
That’s 4 baby

bbqinthebrazos
About time they called those pulls on Gobert

HipHopSpinandLayup
Good shit, get that giant baguette outta here

masterstriker321
Gobert out rn. Let’s attack the paint.

Lancasper
D. Mitchell is going to be a top 5 player of the future generation. He’s insane and still a rookie.

Rittmeister7
Respect for Mitchell, but the guy literally travels every time he gets the ball. I don’t have a clue how he gets away with it…

jsmoooth265
Okay. PG13 wasn’t lying. Playoff P is a real person.

JoeyDubs7
YO WHO IS PLAYOFF P!?!?!?

HipHopSpinandLayup
my dick hard

Pure_reddit
Who is this P?

ZaddyAF
Donte Exum is bad

dannye888
Ending the quarter in the worst possible way rn

iGodzilla_x
refs trying to make this game close i see

JoeyWillYums
WHO IS PLAYOFF P?!?! I need to know!


jsmoooth265
Oh my god I am wet

BBallHunter
PG pls Fuck me.

Yung_Crypt0
My dick hard

XstasyOxycontin
IM A PSEXUAL – I’M GAY FOR PAUL GEORGE AND PAUL GEORGE ONLY

martian_14
Playoff P 7/10 from three DIDN’T KNOW MY DICK CAN GET THIS HARD

cruddyjon
I’ve had an erection since the the first quarter

jarjarbinks321
Rock hard here as well

XstasyOxycontin
I WANT PAUL GEORGE TO CONSUME ME

YouWannaSeeADeadBody
Mitchell is absurdly good… For a rookie showing this composure. Dude has definitely got future MVP blood in his veins

PaytonisaCunt
Can joe ingles not shoot the three? Because paul george is leaving him on his own at the 3

504090
Prayers for Donovan Mitchell, he’s injured.

hdGod13
Prayers up. That kid can play. That sucks n

leshius
Paul George is out of his cotton picking mind!!!

OKCFox
I’m so hard right now..

Chalupa_Batman23
Dito


PatchTheBug
I just nutted.

Pendlesmythev
Who the fuck needs viagra!?!? I’m hard as a damn rock right now!!!

ImaRealOne405
Pg and Alex dropping treys and I cannot get more erect

Crapcicle6190
THANK YOU JOE INGLES YOU REALLY JINGLED US

hdGod13
Thank god. Mitchell is okay.

JoeyWillYums
I really hope they’re not putting this kid out there out of desperation if he’s still hurt. Hope all is well with Mitchell.

kalslaffin
Yeah for sure, he’ got a long career ahead of him dont wanna mess that up.

2tears
damn Donovan Mitchell keeps saying “I’m good! I’m good!” Love the fight in him

Dixbfloppin93
He’s gonna be a superstar. Love that mentality

Sans-pulp
He’s def ROTY
That kid is impressive

hdGod13
I’ll never forget when Westbrook went down. So glad Mitchell is okay.

thugangsta
He’s amazing! I can’t believe he’s a rookie!


dweg1999
Sixers fan here. Gobert is definitely showing why he should be defensive player of the year /s

b-rad515
I’d rather him than bitch ass embiid

WestbrookIsAwesome
we cant let ingles get hot in game 2

Gagehd1
You know he will hit 8 threes one of these games

WestbrookIsAwesome
yup. scared he’ll go on a 12-0 run by himself in game 3

ThunderUp-87
RUN.SOME.CLOCK!!!!

504090
SLOW DOWN AND DRIBBLE OUT THE GODDAMN GAME!

PatchTheBug
Don’t choke this…

BBallHunter
Burks wtf…..

VDP55
lol Burks gonna pull a TMac

dannye888
17-6 run in like 2 mins. Pathetic. Hope we learn from this

coolman1026
YES WE WON

BBallHunter
Thank god.

masterstriker321
oh my God

fonzarelli90
Thank god we got 2 days rest

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2017-2018: Rudy Gobert, Donovan Mitchell and City Jersey

April 13, 2018
tags: , ,

…aka the jazzfanatical version of “Mean Tweets.”

 

R U D Y     G O B E R T

** I check for Rudy Gobert in my closet every night (POR)
** My wife (no basketballin in her at all) just asked me why that tall guy (Gobert) don’t just spin his arms like a windmill the entire time ROFL (POR)
** Gobert is a dick (DEN)
–Gobert is a dick French
** Gobert about to impregnate our face with French babies (NYK)
** Gobert is pooping all over the Knicks faces. (NYK)
** Golbert will eat Meyers for snack. (POR)
** Gobert is 16 feet from fingertip to fingertip (POR)
** Rudy may actually eat our little frontcourt with one bite from his monstrous unhinged jaw. (POR)
** I have an irrational hate for Gobert and really want this W (MIA)
–It’s not irrational, he’s a whiny bitch
** I really want to like Jeffrey the Giraffe but Jazz fans make it so hard sometimes. (MIA)
** Hope Gobert is okay. I mean his thunderbolt haircut makes me want to gauge my eyes out but you never want to see a guy get hurt (MIA)
** Gobert looking like a sleazy used car dealer (DEN)
** I’ll be honest Rudy Golbert is fly AF (DEN)
** Rudy looks like a model lol (DEN)
** He reminds me of a whacky inflatable arm man (HOU)
** Gobert is kinda bitchy. (CHI)
** Rudy Gobert’s boy band/90’s hip hop fade thing is fucked (NYK)
** Gobert’s hair looks like the barber had a seizure while trimming his hair. (NYK)
** 8 foot reach is killing us (TOR)
** Man Gobert a bitch (TOR)
** Gobert such a whiner (GSW)
** Gobert is such a baby. (NOP)
** Gobert’s arms are 6 feet long! (POR)
** THROW GOBERT OUT HE’S A BRUTE (POR)
** Kill that French pussy (POR)
** Gobert is a BITCH (HOU)
** Gobert is a pussy (HOU)
** Welp Gobert is tall (SAC)
** Gobert’s existence is fucking everything up. (BOS)
** Gobert is a long, French piece of shit (BOS)
** Gobert is just too fucking big (BOS)
** Fucking stupid wide ass Gobert kills anyone he screens. (BOS)


** Gobert is French for goaltend (CHA)
** Rudy really has some moving screens in the paint. (WAS)
** Why are the refs letting Rudy Gobert do whatever the fuck he wants. Blatant fouls included (GSW)
** Waiting for Gobert to literally punch someone and not get called for it (GSW)
** Gobert could kill a man on the floor and not get whistled right now (GSW)
** AGAIN Gobert does what he wants. Guy might as well grab Draymond Green by the leg and toss his ass into the crowd. Refs not calling it. (GSW)
** Gobert has been doing moving screens since the game started (OKC)
** So Gobert can take about 5 steps I guess? (OKC)
** Gobert walks on every fucking play (PHI)
** Gobert with elbows and moving screens all day (PHI)
** Holy fuck Gobert gets away with so much shit (HOU)
** Gobert with a moving screen FTW!!! (PHX)
** I wonder if they know that it’s still an illegal screen if Gobert leans his whole body while planting his feet.
** Fucking Gobert with the illegal screens (PHX)
** Jesus fuck you can’t squat and put your elbows out to set a screen, that shit is dangerous to the players and should be illegal if it isn’t already, fuck Gobert (PHX)
** Refs just let Gobert get away with setting a moving screen for 3 seconds straight (PHX)
** Gobert gotta be the leader in moving screens damn (PHX)
** Fuck Rudy Gobert. He doesn’t get called for shit. (PHX)
** Golbert our there bitching and flailing his arms and doing random shit celebrations is fine though. Fuck outta here. (MIN)
** Gilbert is moving and sticking out his hip every goddamn pick. (NOR)
** Why does it seem like Gorbert is allowed to set illegal screens? (PHX)
** Holy shit, what’s up with Gobert’s moving screens (PHX)
** Golbert’s constant pushing on screens needs to get addressed. (PHX)
** Gobert is literally MOVING. What the fuck lol (PHX)
** Fuckin Gobert and his moving screens, refs just ignore that shit (PHX)
** Gobert would be perfect for the Warriors with all the illegal screens he sets. He always sticks his elbows out to make himself about 5 ft wider lol (SAS)
** Gobert with the strong pushoff. I thought that wasn’t a legal move? (GSW)
** Does anyone else notice that Gobert shoves the defender every time he sets a pick but is never called? It’s so obvious but the refs seem to ignore it. (BOS)
** GOBERT IS HOLDING GUYS ON SCREENS AND IT’S SO DAMN OBVIOUS (BOS)

 

D O N O V A N     M I T C H E L L

Note: Philly fans’ “Fuck Mitchell” comments came from a different place than other teams.
** Donovan Mitchell can go to hell (PHX)
** Mitchell killing us (POR)
** I hate this Mitchell (POR)
** A rookie going to beat us (POR)
** Fuck you, Donovan Mitchell. (PHI)
** Fucking Mitchell shoots 30% vs. anyone else (NYK)
** Mitchell destroying us was incredibly predictable (NYK)
** FUCK MITCHELL. (PHI)
** FUCK DONOVAN MITCHELL (PHI)
** Fuck Donovan Mitchell. Overrated chucker (PHI)
** Fuck off Mitchell. (BOS)
** How the fuck is Mitchell a rookie pls (OKC)
** Letting a fucking rookie dominate (CLE)
** Fuck Donovan Mitchell (NYK)
** DMitchell shitting on the Suns (PHO)
** Fuck Mitchell and ass hat Gobert (PHX)
** Fuck Mitchell and fuck the NBA sub and Jazz (PHX)
** Donavan Mitchell, prior to this game, is shooting 37% from the field and 32% from 3. Fuck this game, fuck variance, fuck this shitty broken defensive scheme, fucking playing your star. A rookie is better than every single player on the floor right now. Let that sink in. (OKC)
** Mitchell is the best player on the court right now. (BOS)
** Mitchell looks like the best player on the court. (BOS)
** Why is Donovan Mitchell getting star calls (SAC)
–Because he’s by far the best player on the court.
** Donovan Mitchell is apparently the best basketball player in history. (NOP)
** Mitchell looks like a 7 year vet. Goddamn he good. (SAC)
** Add Mitchell to the Raptor killers list (TOR)
** Mitchell is a rookie wtf (SAS)


** Mitchell reminds me so much of Dame…. gonna be a stud (TOR)
** Lillard-lite in his 9th game. Damn. (TOR)
** Mitchell doing his best Rodney Hood impression (HOU)
** Donovan Mitchell reminds me of Harden in his OKC days. (HOU)
** Ohhh fuck off. Mitchell gonna turn into fucking Curry now? (MIA)
** The future of the Utah Jazz is Donovan Mitchell at PG. He’s Eric Bledsoe w/ a better attitude and knees. (MIN)
** Mitchell is good but holy crap we’re making him look like Kobe. (NOP)
** Donovan Mitchell is like a mix of Baron Davis and James Harden (CHI)
** Dude, Donovan Mitchell is the next Steph. (CLE)
** Mitchell reminds me of Eric Gordon a bit. (DEN)
** Donovan “Russell Westbrook” Mitchell (GSW)
** Damn Donovan Mitchell is goooood (IND)
–Reminds me of Gilbert Arenas
** Donovan Mitchell is amazing. He actually looks like a prime Dwayne Wade. It’s insane. (SAC)
** Mitchell the next Westbrook but with better shooting/defense (PHO)
** Damn, Mitchell plays like he’s air-apparent (POR)
** Mitchell makes some really good passes. His assist numbers aren’t great but some of these passes are Lebronesque (PHX)
** A future Dame (POR)
** Damn Mitchell has that Westbrook explosion (ORL)
** Mitchell is pulling a Kyrie (SAS)
** Mitchell’s hitting some Kyrie/LeBron level clutch shots. (SAS)
** Kuz vs Mitchell reminds me of DWade vs Melo as rookies. (LAL)
** Mitchell has a ton of potential. Feel like he could be Rozier one day (BOS)


** Let’s trade Donovan Mitchell for Mudiay. Just quietly make the switch after the game. Nobody will notice. (DEN)
** I kinda wish we got Donovan Mitchell instead of Lauri…. (CHI)
** Mitchell may very well be better than Tatum (BOS)
** Mitchell making JR look like a rook (CLE)
** JR overpaid trash. He could at least open his mouth, since Donovan was shitting all over his face. (CLE)
** Mitchell gonna join Klay, Lillard, McCollum etc as guys who constantly own the Kings as a reminder for passing on them (SAC)
** Not only did we not draft Mitchell, but the little bastard is making we sure we’re not going to be able to draft a player of his level this year either. Damn him (NYK)
** Can we trade Lonzo for Mitchell (LAL)
** Mitchell is owning Jrue. (NOR)
** Donovan is just a much better player than Jrue. (NOR)
** Mitchell owns Jackson. (SAC)
** Donovan Mitchell is what we expected Wiggins to be (MIN)

 

U TA H   J A Z Z   C I T Y    J E R S E Y S

A N D   C O U R T

** Did Utah bleach their court or something? It looks really washed out. Like cheap LEDs or something. (HOU)
–It does look like extra white.
–Looks like they’re playing on an ice rink the floor is so white
** These Utah jerseys hurt my eyes… (GSW)
** Why is there a huge coffee stain on the court? (GSW)
** I’m getting a tan looking at this bright ass floor (GSW)
** Wtf are their jerseys and their floor. LMAO (GSW)
** I can literally barely see them. Court is too light, blends with road jerseys, no contrast (GSW)
** I hate these Utah jerseys and floor. Like late 70’s, early 80’s electronics theme, Elton John album and Atari cartridges come to mind as very similar graphic design from history. I like those things, I don’t like these theme on athletic jerseys, at all. (GSW)
** Jazz jersey is godawful btw (GSW)
** The Jazz jerseys are almost as bad as the Warriors’ first half play (GSW)
** These Jazz jerseys look like vintage cheerleader outfits. (PHX)
** Jazz jerseys hurt my eyes (POR)
** God damn Jazz those are hideous (POR)
** Which is louder, a jazz sax or these Jazz unis? (POR)
** Is the lining on the shorts they shape of Utah’s border or something, why is it crooked? I assume it’s a thing that I just don’t know.
–It’s a silouhette of the Mormon temple I think
** Whats with the Jazz’s unis? I don’t get it. (POR)
–Bad ombre.
** Jazz have the ugliest jerseys I’ve ever seen in the NBA (POR)
** Is it just me or do the Jazz uniforms look like one of those tropical-fruity Popsicles?? (POR)
** Ack. I got retina burn-in from those caution light unis the Jazz are wearin’. (PHX)
** The Jazz have the lamest floor in the NBA (PHX)
** Did Utah change their official colors? Like no more purple and whatever else it was? (POR)
** What’s with that giant stain on the floor? (POR)
** The guys are like ghosts against the light floor. (POR)
** Ugly court. It’s hideous to me, hella bland too (DAL)
** Is the Delta Center (is that still its name?) poorly lit…Or is it the whiteish court? (HOU)
** My God, those Utah uniforms and that court are awful. I’m blind (MIN)
–How do the NBA allow something that turns players into silhouettes on TV?
** I don’t like their player jersey uniforms too much (DET)
** What do Utah’s “The City” jerseys have anything to do with Utah and/or Salt Lake City anyways? I know a lot of people like them but I think they’re pretty terrible. (SAC)
** Utah jerseys are the most ugly I have ever seen. (SAS)
–Looks like a kid experimenting with gradient in Photoshop
** Utah’s jerseys look like someone created them on NBA 2K. (SAS)
** WTF is up with the new Jazz colors? It’s hideous. (LAL)
** I’m sure that design at the bottom of the court is based off a landmark or something, but it looks like a poopy stain (LAL)
** The Jazz’s floor looks weird as fuck (LAL)
** Yes the new yellow Laker jerseys suck, but they do not suck as much as the Jazz’s weird jerseys (LAL)


PAST EDITIONS
2014-2015 Part 1
2014-2015 Part 2
2015-2016
2017-2018: Dearly or Otherwise Departed

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2017-2018: Quin Snyder

April 12, 2018
tags: , ,

…aka the jazzfanatical version of “Mean Tweets.”

** Snyder is an intensity monster. (SAS)
** Snyder is a human rage machine. (SAS)
** I keep worrying about Quin Snyder turning into the Incredible Hulk. (SAS)
** Sneyder an 8 on the craziness look scale tonight (MIN)
** I blame Quin. He’s giving our players the stare. Using his powers (DEN)
** Sneyder looks so crazy man (MIN)
** Quinn Snyder is terrifying (MIN)
** Quinn Snyder looks like he might die of an aneurysm at any moment. (POR)
–He looks like he’s been dead for centuries. Have you ever seen him in daylight?
–No one has. Ever. Just sayin’
** Quin Synder, will rip your freaking head off (LAL)
** Their coach scares me (NYK)
** Snyder is just jarring (NYK)
** For real, one of the scariest looking guys I’ve seen, not just in the NBA but in general (CHI)
** Quin Snyder is terrifying. He looks like he’ll cut off your head if you do something wrong. (GSW)
** Quinn Snyder, looking psychotic, as always. (DEN)
** Geez, Quin Snyder looking scarier all the time (POR)
** Is it just me or does Quinn Snyder look like a scary dude? (POR)
–Everyone remarks how he looks like a serial killer yeah.
** Quinn Snyder looks crazy! (PHX)
** The most evil looking coach in the league (POR)
** Quin Snyder absolutely terrifies me. (MIN)
–Imagine him as a clown.
–I’m ready to play a game of Pinochle to the death for the nuclear codes against him.
** Quinn looks like his eyeballs are coming out with teeth to chew on you. (SAS)
** Quinn Snyder is scary as fuck looking. (SAS)
** Snyder looks terrifying as always (GSW)
** Snyder is scary like Kobe demon fire scary. (LAL)
** Soo, I guess Utah’s coach always looks pissed off? (POR)
–Yes, like a pissed off car salesman.
–Dude that guy looks like the incarnation of Satan when he’s mad


** Snyder is one dapper dude (SAS)
–Also: secretly a serial killer. (SAS)
** Quinn Snyder has definitely killed multiple hookers, right?
–Simultaneously or in total? Actually, I think the answer’s the same.
–Probably on par with the Green River killer
** What happened to Donte Exam (MIN)
–Quinn killed him to show why he’s the top of the coaching list
–Probably drank his blood too
–Quinn has to stay young
–Wonder what his ancient Mesopotamian name is
** Quinn Snyder will never get fired because the F.O fears for their lives if they tell him the bad news (MIN)
–They’re already dead
** I’m 93% certain Snyder murders homeless men in dark alleyways (GSW)
** Six. That’s the over/under on number of bodies lying in shallow graves in Quinn Snyder’s backyard (MIN)
–I’ll take the way over.
–I heard the only reason he became an NBA coach was so he could afford a house with a bigger backyard.
** I hope the ref who missed that out of bounds call doesn’t have any young children Quinn Snyder can eat. (DEN)
** Can we trade Kidd for this serial killer looking coach? (MIL)
** Quinn Snyder looks like he’s about to murder a few people, as per usual. (DEN)
–Quinn Snyder looks like he’d just murdered some people and buried them in his basement…in pieces.
** Can we leave Mudiay for Coach Snyder’s dinner? (DEN)
** The head coach of the Jazz looks like a serial killer. Green hair dye and some white makeup and he’ll make a good Joker. (OKC)
** Utah’s coach looks like a serial killer (CHI)
** Quin Snyder looks like a very methodical serial killer (BOS)
–from the 80s
–Silence of the Jazz
** Awwww, a sweet exchange there by Malone/Quinn
Malone: Please don’t eat my children. Please. Don’t eat my children.
Quinn: Oh, no, no. I filled up for Christmas. (DEN)
** It’s just a little blood! I deal with it every day! Come to think of it, I’m a little thirsty. Hood, come over here and give me a taste. ~Quinn Snyder, probably. (DEN)
** Quin Snyder is in town so if any bodies turn up, we know who’s responsible. (WAS)
** Seriously, how many bodies do you think Quin Snyder has hidden somewhere in the forest? At least 5. (POR)
–Nah, he’s more of a freezer guy. Not really a long-term planner
–It’s all shallow graves, it’s the way to go for spontaneous burials. Few twigs and leaves, kick some dirt on top, and you’re good to go.
–It’s going to be 6 if you keep up with that line of questioning.
** Tell me the Utah coach doesn’t look like a serial killer! (ORL)
** He does kind of look a bit serial killerish. It’s the eyes I think (PHX)
** Quinn Synder looks like a really cool guy to get a beer with (BOS)
–If you want to be found in a ditch the next morning.
–Or the next green goblin
** Serial killer Snyder (POR)


** Quin Snyder. Never seen him before but he looks like he does a lot of blow. (MIL)
** Snider use cocaine? (MIL)
** Coachcaine’s shoes look terrible with his suit. (MIN)
** Does Quin Snyder always look like he’s on crack? (HOU)
** If I was a coke dealer, I would nod at Snyder when I passed him on the street (NYK)
–Snyder’s the kingpin
** Intense dude. Cokehead for sure too (NYK)
** Quin reminds me a coked up Tuco from Breaking Bad. (MIL)
–Looks like he does crack with Ingles behind the dumpsters
** Cocaine Snyder back at it (HOU)
** Looks like he could have been an extra doing coke in “Wolf of Wall Street” with Leo. (HOU)
** Was it me or did it look like Snyder rubbed some cocaine in his top gum?? (OKC)
** Can we talk about how much cocaine Quin Snyder does? (CLE)
** Jazz coach looks like one of a high functioning big money coke head i-banker or real estate mogul (MIA)
** Quinn Snyder looks like a Batman villain (IND)
–He’s got Goodfellas vibes
–He has a history with cocaine
–I’m choosing to believe this with zero evidence or research.
–It’s legit. Used to bang college girls and do blow while he coached at Missouri
–Quinn Snyder is my hero.
** Every single time I see him I always think in my head “dude has to be snorting coke” lol (IND)
** Quin Snyder looks like he’s all coked up or something (GSW)
** Pining for that coco. (POR)


** Snyder still looking like he’s trying to take over Gotham or something foolish (POR)
** Quinn Snyder looks like a villian (DAL)
** Quinn Snyder looks like Robert Patrick (DEN)
** Anyone else think Quin Snyder might actually be Patrick Bateman? (GSW)
** UTAH’S COACH LOOKS LIKE A FAILED MOB BOSS (BOS)
** Doctor Strange coaching the Jazz (SAC)
** I would not like to be on the wrong side……of a Quin Snyder tongue lashing. Dude looks straight out of American Psycho! (OKC)
** Has Quinn Snyder killed Superman yet? (POR)
** If they ever remake ‘Silence of the Lambs’ Quin Snyder could play Buffalo Bill. (SAS)
** Utah coach is a Bond villain (GSW)
** Snyder = Scarecrow (GSW)
** It’s a crime that Coach Q hasn’t been in a David Lynch movie yet. (MIN)
–He would have been a good extra for the LA FBI office in Twin Peaks the Return.
** Is it me or does Coach Snyder’s face look like an evil Dick Tracy villain? (PHX)
** Quin Snyder looks like Casey Neistat (BKN)
** Snyder belongs on the show Gotham (NYK)
–He looks like the Two Face’s burnt half
** Snyder looks like he walked off the set of Boardwalk Empire or Peaky Blinders (NYK)
** He was actually almost cast for Nicholson’s role in The Shining but they said he was “too alarming”
** The Utah coach looks like a movie bad guy (ORL)
** Quin Snyder looks like a super-villain (MIL)
** Count Dracula for Utah is pretty good at X&Os (MIL)
–If we add in a castle and a nice coffin to the new arena do you think we could get him to replace megamind?
** I’m telling you Dracula makes a damn good basketball coach. (MIL)
** Just so you guys know, Snyder is from the Itoudis coaching-branch. He has won a Euroleague championship already and Itoudis is from the Obradovic coaching-branch: the winningest coach overseas (the only coach that at the same level as Pop). (MIL)
–That’s in Transylvania right?
** Who is this discount Willem Defoe motherfucker coaching the Jazz? (DEN)
** The head coach for the Utah jazz looks like Pee Wee Herman with Asperger’s (OKC)
** Catch him in theaters Dec. 22 in Mormon Maniac, the long-awaited follow up to American Psycho. (CHI)
** Jazz head coach look like he about to turn into a werewolf. (CHI)
** Is it just me or does Quin Snyder look like an older more evil Tom Holland (BOS)
–They should cast him as the bad guy in Spider-Man: Homecoming 2.
** Quinn Snyder looks like a car salesman (BOS)
** Quin Snyder looks like an 80s action movie B List villain (HOU)
** Quin Snyder rocking a Wolverine look :D (GSW)
** He is definitely one tragedy away from becoming a super villain. (GSW)
** He looks like an evil villain doesn’t he? (DEN)
** Snyder looks like such a movie cillain. (DEN)
–I would not be surprised to see his face in any Nazi film
** Jeeze Quin Snyder is handsome (TOR)
–Real life American psycho
** Snyder is definitely in the mob (NOP)
** Quin Snyder looks like Zach Collins’ vampire father (POR)
** Quin Snyder looks really charming. (SAS)
–I think he actually looks like a snake, up to no good!
** He looks like a movie villain (PHX)
** Quin Snyder looks like a coked William Dafoe in Spider-Man (PHX)
** Quinn Snyder looks like a villian in a Marvel movie (PHX)
–Green goblin looking ass dude
** Quin Snyder’s hair is too cool for them not to be in the playoffs (MIN)
–He looks like a Bond Villain.
–I love Quinn Snyder’s hair. It’s like a black wave. Just rolls along over his head. Playoff hair that guy has.
–I would certainly not describe it using the word “cool”
–What word would you use?
–Bourgeois
–Evil
** Quinn Synder looks like a villain from a corrupt business man movie (NOR)
** Quin Snyder looks like a character from a 90s sitcom (DET)
–He looks like a character from a B-movie who turns into a bad guy halfway through the film and betrays the main protagonist.
** Quin Snyder is very scary looking to me, I can’t describe why (BOS)
–He looks like Loki
–He looks like the T-1000.
–Looks like a villain
–Mafia
–He looks like a 1920s gangster
** Quinn Snyder is probably the most stylish head coach. Dude looks like the slick villain from every classic movie (BOS)
** Quinn Snyder looks like the mastermind behind the world’s most elaborate Ponzi scheme (BOS)
** Quin Snyder looks like he would run an orphanage and force the kids to cobble shoes out of old basketballs. (BOS)
** Quin Snyder looks like John Turturro doing Charlie Kelly’s wildcard face. (BOS)
** Quinn Snydner looks like a super villain or something (MIN)
** Quin Snyder looks like he takes long walks on dimly lit streets in the middle of the night (POR)
–He’s so … mysterious.
** Patrick Bateman (POR)
** To me he looks like some sort of sociopath orchestra conductor (POR)


** Quin Snyder is their best coach since Jerry Sloan coached that team. (LAC)
** Quinn Snyder playing chess. Thibs playing Candyland. (MIN)


PAST EDITIONS
2014-2015 Part 1
2014-2015 Part 2
2015-2016
2017-2018: Dearly or Otherwise Departed
2017-2018: Rudy Gobert, Donovan Mitchell and City Jersey/Court
2017-2018: Joe Ingles, Ricky Rubio and Jonas Jerebko

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2017-2018: Joe Ingles, Ricky Rubio and Jonas Jerebko

April 12, 2018
tags: , ,

…aka the jazzfanatical version of “Mean Tweets.”

 

J O E     I N G L E S

** I like Ingles. He seems like he drives a Camaro and blasts Foreigner. (POR)
** Joe Ingles looks like that weird uncle but he can ball (BOS)
** Ingles is a top 5 doesn’t-look-like-an-NBA-player NBA player (POR)
** I was thinking alcoholic electrician. (POR)
** He’s definitely got a dad bod (MIN)
–All while moonlighting at HnR Block during tax season, too.
** Ingles is Quinn Snyder’s weed connect. That’s the only explanation (NYK)
** Ingles looks like he should be in the Australian Cobra Kai dojo to me (POR)
** Go back to plumbing, Ingles. (POR)
** Joe Ingles is the best player on the court. (MIN)
–And can do your taxes, too.
** Ingles looks like the weird old divorced guy that lives down the hall (NYK)
** Joe Ingles looks like a meth dealer. (PHI)
** Ingles looks like those bad players you see at the rec. How is he this good at shooting? (PHI)
** Ingles probably eats deviled eggs dipped in mayo (PHI)
** Ingles looks like a drunk and yet he’s thrashing us (MIL)
** Joe Ingles makes me think I could just go to the gym and jack up 3’s a few hours a day and when I’m a middle-aged, normal-looking white guy I could be in the NBA (DEN)
** Ingles looks like some dude just woke up, rolled out of bed, and accidentally found himself playing basketball in the NBA. (OKC)
** Joe Ingles looks like a crackhead they found outside the stadium. (HOU)
** That one uncle that shows up drunk already to the party (HOU)
** Ingles is the tryhard loser that everyone hates in the gym. (HOU)
** Ingles = Toby Flenderson, right? (MIL)
** Ingles always looks like he’s about to collapse from some unknown illness. (CLE)
** Funny, just watching Ingles, I just realized he looked disheveled enough to be an Aussie turning up for a barbeque. Sure enough, he’s an Aussie. Probably just came from a barbeque. (DEN)
** He looks like an uncle playing (DEN)
** Our high school math teacher > theirs tho (HOU)
** Impressed Ingles can suit up and do all those tax returns. (MIN)
–It’s the indstrial strength Spanx holding that Aussie beer gut in that impresses me.
** Toby. (MIN)
** Joe Ingels looks like that mate who’ll take one for the team and bang the ugly chick on a night out (PHX)
–It’s not even taking one for the team, that’s just what he gets
** Why does Ingles look like a crackhead (DET)
** The Home Depot manager carving us up. (BOS)
** Why Joe Ingles always look like he just got up from a food coma nap on the couch (MIN)
** Math teacher dagger (LAL)


** Fuck this old ass lookin’ dude (TOR)
** If that old ass man Joe Ingles smokes us again….. (POR)
** Middle-aged dad out there on the court (PHX)
** Ingles looks like the middle aged dad who came with his teenage kids to the court for a pick up game (PHX)
** Joe Ingles looks like the successful banker 35-year-old that balls at the Y every weekday at noon (BKN)
** Ingles looks like he came right out of the YMCA league (POR)
–The 40-and-over league
** Dude looks like a 43-year-old alcoholic. (SAS)
** Joe Ingles looks like a 45-year-old man (MIN)
** He looks like a 45-year-old who likes his Budweiser (POR)
** The man’s 30 years old, lookin like he’s 50 LMAO (DEN)
** It blows my mind that Joe Ingles is a competent basketball player. He looks like he’s 64 years old (POR)
** Joe Ingles going out to the minivan to check on his grandkids right now (POR)


** Ingles is kind of a dirty player for a complete nobody. (SAC)
** Joe Ingles? Ya gotta be kiddin. Joe freakin Ingles?! (DEN)
** Joe flipping Engles! (MIN)
** Ingles is my NBA comp (MIN)
** Ingles has the worst hairline in the NBA (PHX)
** How are we letting Jingles get to the rim man? It’s freakin Jingles (POR)
** Fucking slow ass Ingles with two steals SMH (MIA)
** Joe Ingles flopping his dick off….. (MIA)
** WTF you ugly fuck Ingles stop fucking flopping (MIA)
** Ingles’ receding hairline really sticks out from where I’m sitting. (PHI)
** OK let’s not let a balding Aussie destroy us on defense (MIL)
** Does Joe Ingles have the ultimate dad bod? (IND)
** Why do we always let shitty players like Joe fucking Ingles play like Michael Jordan (MIL)
** Just seeing Joe Ingles face makes me angry lol (OKC)
** Still can’t stand Ingles cocky ass (OKC)
** Lol our perimeter defense makes Joe Inglies look like Steph Curry (OKC)
** Bitch ass Ingles (OKC)
** Just here to say Ingles still has a face someone might enjoy punching… smarmiest looking uggo I’ve ever seen on a court. (OKC)
** Trash ass Ingles missing layups. Scrub. Bum. (HOU)
** One of those nights. Joe fucking Ingles is beating us. (BOS)
** Leave anyone on Utah open except Joe fucking Ingles please (DEN)
** Who the heck is Ingles? And why do we always have a random person destroy us each game it seems like? (DET)
** I fuckin hate Joe Ingles for no reason other than the fact that I feel like I could beat him 1 on 1. (GSW)
** God I hate Joe Ingles (DEN)
** I have irrational hatred for Joe Ingels (NYK)
–It’s his jumpshot. He sticks his butt way out there (NYK)
** Ingles killing us (POR)
** The curse of Ingles strikes again. (LAC)
–It was either gonna be him or Johnson. Fuck all Joes residing in Utah.
** Ingles go fuck yourself just…go fuck yourself (GSW)
** Fuck you, Ingles. (SAS)
** FUCK U INGLES! (PHX)
** I hate Joe Ingles (PHX)

 

R I C K Y     R U B I O

** One of the greatest Laker-killer of our time (LAL)
** WTH…Laker killer at work again (LAL)
** Rubio just freaking turns into Curry every time he plays against us (LAL)
** Rubio look like Jesus with that hair LOL (LAL)
–He is also playing like Jesus
** Ugh. Rubio is now Steve Nash. (DAL)
** Rubio? Nah, more like MJ… (BOS)
** So Rubio is Steph Curry now, got it. (BOS)
** Jesus is back in the form of Ricky Rubio LOL repent or get blown out (BOS)
** We’re making Rubio look like fucking Steph Curry out there WHAT THE FUCK (BOS)
** Rubio>Curry (GSW)
** How does Rubio always turn into Steve Nash against us? (PHX)
** Steph Rubio (SAS)
** Rubio is your Spurs killer today. (SAS)
–Did the security check his ID? Is it possible that it’s Steph Curry in disguise?
** Why the hell is Rubio shooting like Klay Thompson tonight??? (SAS)
** Why does Ricky Rubio hate us? (SAS)
** Rubio turns into Steph Curry whenever he plays the Spurs. (SAS)
** I swear to God if Rubio goes off on us again I’m gonna drink pond water (SAS)
** Why does Rubio hit every shot vs us? (BOS)
** Is Rubio Curry? (MIN)
** Rubio looking like Jesus out there (MIN)
Do we have to let Rubio kill us again? Is that a contractual thing? (LAL)
** Ricky Westbrook is killing us. (LAL)
** If Rubio drops 30 I’m gonna fuck my friend’s ugly roommate (LAL)
** Why does Rubio decide he can shoot against us and only us every time (LAL)
** Why does Rubio always go off against us? (LAL)
** Why the FUCK is Rubio always lit against us man (LAL)


** Why does Ricky Rubio look like Robin Williams just came out of Jumanji (LAC)
** Rubio looking like Teen Wolf out there dribbling down the lane waiting for him to front flip dunk (POR)
** It’s interesting how Rubio has transitioned from sleek little Spanish boy who can run and pass to grillmaster (PHX)
** Rubio looks like that scummy European guy who tries to hit on your girl at a bar (PHI)
** Rubio looks like he’s late to pouring cement into a bucket of water some guy’s feet are in. (WAS)
** Rubio looks like he should be in the Medellin Cartel, and I’m very jealous (MIL)
** Rubio looking like a Spanish Jon Snow (BOS)
** Ricky Rubio looks like the dude that still goes to high school parties well into their late 20’s (BOS)
** Rubio looks like every secondary undercover cop on TV crime dramas. (DEN)
** Rubio looking like the golf caddy from Happy Gilmore. (GSW)
** Damn. Ricky Rubio looks like Happy Gilmore’s caddy. (GSW)
** He kinda looks like Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel (GSW)
** I appreciate him embracing his inner-80’s Eurotrash movie villain (CLE)
** Ricky Rubio looks like he just came to the game from his job as an undercover narcotics detective. (DEN)
–He used to be like leading man in a romantic comedy too. Dude needs a haircut.
** Damn Rubio looks like a mafia made man (MIA)
** Rubio looks like sleazy mechanic. (SAC)
** Rubio looking like a villain plotting to destroy the world (LAC)
** I’m almost certain Rubio’s a werewolf. That’s my conclusion. (SAS)
** Ricky Rubio looks like Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf 2 (POR)
** Wicky Wubio pulling off that Andy Garcia look, or Martin Starr (HOU)
** Rubio looks like the kind of guy who thinks he’s really fucking cool, and he’s probably right. (IND)
** Rubio looks like a young Terry Francona on bath salts. (BOS)


** Rubio lookin majestic dribbling down the floor with all that hair (POR)
** Rubio looking sexy AF these days with that hair and beard combo (TOR)
–Looks like Jake Gyllenhal.
** I don’t understand Ricky’s hair from a functionality standpoint while playing basketball. How does he keep it out of his eyes? (MIN)
–The follicles of which you speak would never dare to cover up those eyes…
** Stupid handsome Rubio (MIL)
** What does Rubio have on his head (NYK)
–The stupidest man bun ever
** Hitler > Rubio’s hair (BOS)
** Rubio’s hair is trash. (BOS)
** Ricky Rubio looks like long-haired Jake Gyllenhal and it fucking gets me wet every time (HOU)
–His hair has the opposite effect on me. Makes me queezy AF.
** Rubio’s hair is just awful (GSW)
** Ricky’s hair is making me nauseous. Can the camera stop panning to him? (NYK)
** Stupid sexy Rubio (TOR)
** REAL TALK. Rubio looks great with the long hair and beard. (TOR)
** Ricky Rubio is one handsome man (TOR)
–Undeniable
–Best long haired player in the league
** Ricky Rubio looks like he’s still a teenager (GSW)
** Rubio is such a grease ball (PHX)
** Someone buy Rubio some shampoo (PHX)
** How much product does Rubio have to put in in his hair so it stays that way!? (SAS)
–Someone had to replace Gordon’s hair product usage in SLC.
** Rubio’s hair has a lot of product (POR)
–He doesn’t even have a beard, he combs his head hair down and shapes it
–His hair scares me. Just like Scola’s did.
** Ricky’s hair is fucking gross (MIN)
–Looks like straight Eurotrash
** Rubio is a dreamboat (PHX)
** Rubio looks like he was to the beauty salon before the game (GSW)
** I can’t fucking stand Rubio’s man bun. (BOS)
** Rubio always plays us well, can’t hate him though dude is so dreamy (GSW)
** Ricky Rubio is too handsome to play basketball. (POR)


 

J O N A S     J E R E B K O

** Jerebko looks like an edgy, angsty teenage 80s movie villain. (POR)
** KP gotta feast on alt-right Jerebko (NYK)
** Jerebko looks like Defoe in one of those superhero movies (Spiderman?) (NYK)
** He looks like his name is Jonas (DEN)
** I hate Jerebko holy shit his face….. (MIL)
** Fuck Jerebko (CLE)
** Jerebko is a pussy bitch (DEN)
** Lol fuck Jerebko (CLE)
** Jerebko has a very punchable face (NYK)
** Jerebko is the most alt-right Hitler hairdo in history (NYK)
** Something about Jerebko man, I just hate the dude (POR)
** Jonas Jerebko is the biggest bum in the NBA (HOU)
** Stupid sexy Jonas (DET)
** Stupid Jerebko and his stupid rectangle head (LAC)


PAST EDITIONS
2014-2015 Part 1
2014-2015 Part 2
2015-2016
2017-2018: Dearly or Otherwise Departed
2017-2018: Rudy Gobert, Donovan Mitchell and City Jersey

Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 12, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazers Edge.

Dame with the playoffs haircut
Posted by pnwest on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:38 PM

Dame should gone Flat Top for that extra 1″ in height for the Playoffs
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Another reason to beat the Jazz is Mitchell broke Dame’s 3 point record and Dame needs to remind everyone who’s boss
Which he’s already started doing.

Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Wife won’t quit talking. She’s lucky it’s not the Playoffs!
Posted by Anomaly81 on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:49 PM

Stinky Pubio
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:50 PM

I’m reminded that I really like the Jazz uniforms. Nice job, whoever came up with that.
It’s daring and it works.

Posted by Zelonius1110 on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:50 PM

Ingle berries
Posted by cavejunctionblazer on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:51 PM

Mitchell can get anywhere on the floor he wants in less than 2 dribbles. That kid is special.
Posted by KingWes on Apr 11, 2018 | 7:59 PM

Seriously I can’t figure out how he fell to 13th in the draft.
Pistons have to be kicking themselves for taking Luke Kennard right ahead of him.

Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:01 PM

He was supposed to be a defensive specialist, an Avery Bradley type
Nobody saw this kind of offensive prowess from him

Posted by KingWes on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:03 PM

It only furthers my theory that nba scouts actually have zero idea what they’re doing
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:04 PM

He is so freaking athletic and he’s already super confident and in command
Kinda like Damian when he came into the league.

Posted by Acab on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:10 PM


soo, I guess Utah’s coach always looks pissed off ?
Posted by Berkeley on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:16 PM

Yes, like a pissed off car salesman.
Posted by bluesloth on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Serial killer Snyder
Posted by Waveblade on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM

Patrick Bateman
Posted by jaw1love on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Pining for that coco.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM

dude that guy looks like the incarnation of satan when he’s mad
Posted by sackataters on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:20 PM

To me he looks like some sort of sociopath orchestra conductor
Posted by Acab on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:20 PM

Spot.
On.

Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Quinn Snyder looks like he belongs in a Brett Easton Ellis novel
Posted by jaw1love on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:17 PM


Jazz need a tune-up.
They’re sounding flat.

Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:18 PM

Utah is such a boring team
Posted by NurkLand on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM

Boring, yes. But also rock solid.
Posted by KingLamarcus on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:20 PM

I like this is team. Mitchell is fun
Posted by hoodieNation on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:21 PM

I think they’re fun to watch. They might make it past the 2nd round if the top dogs are gimpy.
Posted by Zelonius1110 on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:24 PM

What trash talk does CJ use on Ingles?
Posted by occassia on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:22 PM

tells he looks like he should be working in middle management somewhere
Posted by jaw1love on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:24 PM

Damn. That Gobert wingspan is no joke.
Posted by mattmcc80 on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:27 PM

Nurk with good patience and still got swatted
Gobert is so good

Posted by blazermaniac32 on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:28 PM

I really like gobert
I wanted him bad. Back then we still had batum we coulda called them the French connection

Posted by cavejunctionblazer on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Ricky Rubio is too handsome to play basketball. Give me a break
Posted by jaw1love on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:35 PM

Estas in amorando?
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:36 PM

yeah but don’t tell my girlfriend
Posted by jaw1love on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:38 PM


Damn, Aminu.
Posted by Anomaly81 on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:35 PM

Aminu is to floor-spacers as tofu is to meat.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:35 PM

Wow that was not a foul on Rubio, and it’s his fourth.
Posted by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:36 PM

We’ve gotten some pretty big no calls.
Utah has every right to complain about the refs tonight.

Posted by T Darkstar on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Mitchell look so much like a young Dame
Posted by KingWes on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:39 PM

Those Utah uniforms would be great
for traffic safety if the bus broke down, and they had to walk…

Posted by Berkeley on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:39 PM

Mitchell is SPECIAL
Posted by KingWes on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:40 PM

Dame is being a bit abusive
Posted by Berkeley on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:40 PM

Great half
Fire!!!

Posted by cavejunctionblazer on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:40 PM

Someone on Twitter said that Donovan Mitchell looks like Paul Dano and I can’t stop laughing
Posted by AP_18 on Apr 11, 2018 | 8:47 PM


Confused
Are we playing great or Jazz is not forcing at all???
The difference is so big tonight !

Posted by cocosan on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:28 PM

Goober can’t just stand under the rim and catch lobs with us
Posted by Berkeley on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:30 PM

Mitchell is starting to take over the game.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:31 PM

Raul Neto is a pretty solid backup 1
Posted by KingWes on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:31 PM

Yikes. 10-0 run for Utah.
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:31 PM

Utah is a far better team than they’ve shown tonight. They were due for a run.
Posted by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:33 PM

Man Mitchell willing them back into game
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Jeez Utah, don’t you know when to quit? Roll over already!
Posted by Hoopla-la on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:36 PM

Dame came in and said “We’re gonna win”
Posted by Koosman123 on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Dame and Nurk
And everybody else. Those two together are just wow.

Posted by RipCityREC-kingMachine on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Stockton to who?
Posted by Epimenides on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Oh my god, we BRUTALIZED them
Posted by Acab on Apr 11, 2018 | 9:53 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

eddiedarko
NO BRAIDS DAME!

No_Misinterpretation
I gotta say though, I do love these Jazz uniforms.

MakaveliRise
They are one of my favorites tbh they are unique

MakaveliRise
Quin Snyder looks like he takes long walks on dimly lit streets in the middle of the night

FZone
He’s so … mysterious.

StaceyEve
41 points for Utah. Blazer D is for reals.

tole213
Nurks finishing seems a bit off

Frognuts777
Golbert is affecting him hate to say

SatanIsMySister
Gilbert has a 8’ wingspan. It affects a lot of people.

StaceyEve
DUNK OF THE YEAR! NURK SMASH!

Frognuts777
Gobert didnt affect that dunk fuck yeah lol

greatestbird
dame + nurk > stockton + malone

FZone
Just checked in why are the starters playing?

oburd14
We’re trying to bitch slap them to the 5th seed


tole213
3 SEED HERE WE COME

batangbronse
rest everybody please. Snyder pls. sit down your starters

adamg203
Ricky Rubio is mad. He got up toward the end of the 3rd and told someone a few rows back to:
“Shut the fuck up.”

Frognuts777
Hopefully he said it to the bitch screeching after every Jazz bucket

inempyrean
Why is Mark Jackson still allowed to do color? He’s the worst.

Ripcitytoke
Utah is a very good team. They don’t get blown out often.

greatestbird
Synder is a damn great coach

batangbronse
Is the Jazz Dame’s bitch??

greatestbird
List of weapons that redefined war
The sword
The cross bow
The rifle
The atomic bomb
Dame and nurk pnr

tole213
fuck off crowder

1980ushockey
Crowder is such a bitch. Fuck him.

_Quetzalcoatlus_
Fuck crowdwr

thebumm
Fuck you, Crowder.

batangbronse
holy shit this dumbass hobo hipchecking a week before the playoffs. oh my fucking god im fucking livid

Gryphenz
Is crowder still salty we took lillard over him in the draft way back when?

greatestbird
DIVISION IS OUR BITCH LETS GO

Utah Jazz vs. Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 11, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State of Mind.

I’d rather lose tonight to avoid seeing Jazz in the 1st round,
but I want to see the starters do well out there in limited minutes before the Jazz take over and win.

Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 5:45 PM

Defense is getting sliced up
Seems to have been like this for awhile

Posted by DontcallmeIggy on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:16 PM

Lol
Sliced up by that GOAT Jazz offense haha

Posted by the Stranger on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:19 PM

Jazz is too big for us to guard or something
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:20 PM

sheeesh
Posted by OysterRockinFella on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:24 PM

9 pts with 5 minutes left in the first.
Suck

Posted by WarriorsGoldenGirl on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:24 PM

Warriors don’t seem to care about this game.
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:25 PM

I guess we came into the game with intent to lose
Posted by rcknfn on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:25 PM

Warriors basically look like they are trying take the Cavaliers path
Don’t give a shit at the end of the regular season and expect to be able to turn it up for the playoffs.

Posted by Badly Browned on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:29 PM

The team is a mess
And at the worst possible time.

Posted by Badly Browned on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:34 PM

Warriors are the only playoff team that doesn’t take their jobs seriously
Posted by the Stranger on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:37 PM

Does that team ever miss? Ridiculous they shoot like the rockets
Posted by BoldinGateBridge on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:46 PM

Jazz torching us like they did when we faced against them
I mean, how the heck is Rubio hitting those outside shots?

Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:52 PM


At least they are sucking as a team.
Posted by Quickie17 on Apr 10, 2018 | 6:59 PM

This would be a fun second round matchup. Jazz are the real deal.
Posted by ATLonSNF on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:05 PM

Fun? for them maybe
Posted by BoldinGateBridge on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:08 PM

pathetic
Posted by DontcallmeIggy on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:28 PM

can we just forfeit?
Posted by richstyle on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:28 PM

Hey. We scored over 20 points in a single quarter
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:40 PM

At least Ingles didn’t have a good game
He’s a top 5 Warrior killer

Posted by the Stranger on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:50 PM

Keep in mind that we lost to the Jazz by 30 in Utah a few months ago
And we had everyone healthy then.

Posted by ServantOfLuna on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:52 PM

Why do we have to keep that in mind, again?
Posted by Sleepy Freud on Apr 10, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Well…..hmmm
Can’t imagine they wanted to lose like this even if they were trying to lose

Posted by New Girl on Apr 10, 2018 | 8:05 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State Warriors Reddit.

southwycke75344
I’m actually very interested in this game and how we play. IMO, it will reveal a lot not only about our readiness but also our strategy. Utah is the best defense in the NBA bar none.

RealMadrid4Bernie
god we suck

EndlessBreadsticks
Gobert is going to make Zaza look like garbage as usual.

southwycke75344
This is why we don’t want to play Utah. They’re a very skilled team. We look completely outmatched.

c0gvortex
Zaza is literally getting destroyed by Gobert. Get him out already

southwycke75344
Puzzling why KD has such a hard time defending Ingles. Not a good sign.

Mygaffer
So Rubio really can shoot now.

YXxTRUTHxXY
Give me a good reason Warriors fans Why you think the Warriors have what it takes to beat the Jazz in playoffs? I’m a Warriors fan, but they have WAY TOO MANY FUNDAMENTAL FLAWS that exist for them to win on. Beat the Suns? Gag me. Easy.

Bladex10
Because Warriors swept the Jazz last post season with an all star Gordon Hayward and they didnt even break a sweat.

YXxTRUTHxXY
That was last season, bucko.

Bladex10
This is basically the same exact team. Stop crying and having a meltdown over a game they are clearly mailing it on at the end of the season.

southwycke75344
I can’t stand Ingles. He’s talking so much trash right now.


Mygaffer
I haven’t watched a ton of Jazz games but from what I’ve seen him do against the Warriors I’m picking Mitchell for ROTY.

galiji
We don’t want Utah. Sheesh.. butt kicking.

Robotsaur
That Mitchell shot was perfect defense but better offense. Great rotations, closeouts everywhere and Mitchell still hits that.

southwycke75344
This is why I keep saying we gotta avoid Utah. It wasn’t a fluke when they blew us out by 30. They about to do it again. We match up so poorly against them. We can’t match up with Gobert or Mitchell. And without Curry, our offense relies too much on KD and that won’t work against their defense.

Kuroyukito
There better be a switch when playoffs come, because this team looks like trash

spurs_world_champs
First round exit lol

agarcia_9
Damn we can’t hit shit

mrBiscuit97
Bruh what’s going on lmao

curry1992
We need to stay away from Utah in round 1 and in round 2 If that’s possible

559stonerr
Why can’t we rebound like Utah

Silversleague
this is what happens when you your bigs are from the bargain bin in walmart

KlaymondreMcCurrant
Lol @ score

southwycke75344
Their defense is so damn good. They would be tough for us even if we had Curry. Without him, we dont have a chance.

mrBiscuit97
And this is without hayward…. Quinn Snyder coach of the year for sure


Robotsaur
Perfect defense from Klay, Mitchell hits a better floater

kinefresh
i am so fucking tired watching bullshit basketball from this team

LegendaryShit
It gets worse before it gets even WORSE.

southwycke75344
People who haven’t watched Utah don’t understand how good Mitchell is. He adds a dimension to them they never had. He’s way more athletic than anyone we got

agarcia_9
Yo Donovan Mitchell is a god

Mygaffer
Mitchell is pretty fucking amazing.

YXxTRUTHxXY
Shiiiiittt. Embarrassing our asses off the court!

robbers12345
Is this how it feels to be a tanking team? This sucks ass

Robotsaur
Utah is damn good.

utu_
we getting dad dicked out there

Grafaap
17 points behind after 12 mins…

Kuroyukito
We are a lottery team LMAO

GoldenStateWizards
Damn imagine if Hayward was on this team

GridlockCA
They are worse with Hayward.. he’d just take shots away from Mitchell


CtG526
We’re just throwing this one so we don’t meet them in the first round, right? We’re not legitimately this bad, right? :(

peepinonyourmama
This is how every team has looked against the Jazz lately. Have you watched any other Jazz games?

Robotsaur
Every single team plays this way against the Jazz. They’re the new Grizzlies, but better. They’re allowed to play as physical as they want.

southwycke75344
People gonna think I’m crazy but I’d rather face Houston than Utah in a series. We match up with Houston better. And Houston’s defense isn’t anywhere close to Utah.

c0gvortex
Why the fuck was Zaza starting against Utah anyway. Both Favors and Gobert dominated him

GridlockCA
Even if Curry was here he’d be probably getting locked up by Rubio….

mrBiscuit97
High key rubio always eats Steph’s lunch lmao

BobRoss4Life
Rubio always plays us well, can’t hate him though dude is so dreamy

southwycke75344
The reason why Snyder is coach of the year is he has his team playing with Spurs like attention to detail. Look how crisp everything is that utah does.

southwycke75344
Everything Utah does is decisive and precise. Very Popovich like. You can tell they are very well-coached.

agarcia_9
Swear to god if a fuck like Jerebko injures KD..

Robdata510
FUCK YOU JAZZ…WRECKLESS ASS BITCHES

AdamJensensCoat
No no no… Just pull everybody Steve. Screw this.


c0gvortex
This is seriously pathetic, the amount of spacing the Jazz have is enormous.

southwycke75344
Fuck, we can’t even keep these games close against Utah. Can’t even stay within 10 points lol

Benlee1000
Jazz and roasting us everywhere…name a better duo

southwycke75344
Utah looks like a well-oiled machine. We look like a team that has developed bad habits all year long.

mrBiscuit97
Rubio’s hustle , ingle’s craftiness, and Goberts defense is killing it damn

Siege-Torpedo
I didn’t know our players let their girlfriends suite up tonight.

Robdata510
honestly everything should be at the rim, pump fakes hand off’s what ever. Get easy one’s inside. The only one who can shoot tonight is Klay

Escopeta88
Gobert is at the rim.

Kuroyukito
Klay is 2-9 lmao

Ionkkll
Go to the rim against Gobert are you insane?

Silversleague
we deserve this shit. From the very first game of the season we didn’t give a shit. This whole season has been a failure no matter who was on or off the court.

kinefresh
Jazz winning the finals!

YXxTRUTHxXY
Down by 30 going into the half? My highschool would have done better against Jazz than this shit.

c0gvortex
33 point half lmao

CtG526
If the Jazz didn’t score at all in the 2nd quarter, the game would still be tied…


Siege-Torpedo
This better be a long game so the Jazz win and don’t slide to the seventh seed. Otherwise we fucked like Klay’s instagram model.

Robdata510
Utah Jazz sub reddit is a bunch of skinny college kids exploding into their keyboards right now.

RealMadrid4Bernie
Guys quick question what is the most painful way to kill yourself :) ?

CtG526
Watch this game.

drunken187
I had been sober for 4 months and this had to be the one game I broke my sobriety for :(

c0gvortex
God dammit why did I turn it on again…hahaha down 41

midnit3confusi0n
its a 39 POINT difference against a team we might face in the playoffs

AnAppariti0n
I’m tempted to keep watching just to see how much we can lose by, this could be a record…not a good record, but a record

parisborabora
Are we losing this game by 40-50? Is this the worse deficit for a loss this season by any team? 😪. I hope not.

Curlybrac
Is this going to turn into one of the biggest points deficit in nba history and against the fucking defending nba champs of all teams?

sciencelord
Anyone know the lowest score in warriors history?

Grafaap
Are we tanking for Doncic ?

Mygaffer
Hayward went to the wrong team.


Grafaap
Almost there. 50 behind

CtG526
If the Jazz completely didn’t score in the 3rd, they’d still be up 2.

559stonerr
Jazz beating us by 45 but still playing with 125% effort. Take notes dubs

southwycke75344
Snyder is coaching the fuck out of his team. He’s still coaching this game as if it’s tied. Total opposite of Kerr.

YXxTRUTHxXY
I’m impressed by the SLC support. Them bleachers are still FULL !! LOL. they are like the spanking their seeing !

TheninjaofCookies
Epke Udoh the best Warriors player that touched the floor tonight tbhq

Curlybrac
Warriors havent lost a game by 40 points since 2006

parisborabora
Wow. If only we could keep it to 40 at this point…

southwycke75344
This Utah team scares me a lot. Bc they remind me so much of some of the Tim Duncan Spurs teams. A dominant big defensive anchor, 3 pt shooters, an athletic scorer in Mitchell, gritty defenders everywhere, every player knows their role, and very well coached.

fooferall
Klay with the smooth -40!

southwycke75344
Another telling sign is that Utah isn’t celebrating or anything like that like most teams do when they beat us. They know they’re better.

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2017-2018: Dearly or Otherwise Departed

April 7, 2018
tags: , , ,

…aka the jazzfanatical version of “Mean Tweets.”

hayward
** Fuck Mormon Harden (NYK)
** Fuck Pumpkin Spice Latte Harden (NYK)
** Gordon Hayward might be the league leader for the ratio of ‘probably a really nice person’ to ‘punchable face’ (BKN)
** Hayward is so bad. He’s bad off the dribble, bad in the pick and roll. Just an overhyped, overused JJ Redick (TOR)
** I dislike Gordon IDK why (POR)
–Eyes too close together
** Gordon “lego hair” Hayward (GSW)

** I think he is overrated and NOT a superstar or a max contract player and I DO NOT want him in green (BOS)
** It just sucks to think we might blow a lot of money on non-superstars like Hayward just as we did with Horford (BOS)
** Not sure I like Hayward as a max signing. I know he’ll get a max offer from Utah. But he lacks the explosiveness of the high-level players. I’m fine if we pass on him. (BOS)
** Is Utah going to give Hayward a max contract? (BOS)
–Probably. I hope they do. I don’t want him

** Preseason some folks around here were saying Hayward was a better player than IT. (BOS)
–LOL. Isaiah playing with one arm in his sleep > Hayward

hood

RODNEY HOOD VS. 28 TEAMS
** Hood is unstoppable…Against us. (LAL)
** Rodney hates us right? He light us up a lot (DAL)
** Rodney Hood always kills us (PHI)
** “Rodney Hood is taking over.” What is, “Things you only hear during Nets games” (BKN)
** Can’t wait for that bum Rodney Hood to have a season high game against us (BKN)
** Rodney Hood new Spurs Killer (SAS)
** Is Rodney Hood the best player in the NBA? (SAS)
** Every Jazz game feels like the Rodney Hood game. (NYK)
** Hood is like Jordan (NYK)
** Rodney Hood has inherited the “Mike Dunleavy Knick Killer Title” (NYK)
** Rodney Jordan. Michael Hood (NYK)
** Hood legit makes everything against the Pels (NOP)
** Rodney Hood is making me mad. (POR)
** Please get rid of Hood for the rest of the game (POR)
** Rodney Hood go away (ORL)
** I’ve just decided I don’t like Rodney Hood (TOR)
** First of all fuck Rodney Hood (SAS)
** Fucking hell Rodney stop (SAS)
** FOH Hood (LAL)
** Freaking Rodney Hood (DAL)
** Rodney Hood is a fucking fuckface (NYK)
** I’m so happy the Jazz traded Rodney Hood. He had been killing us all season (SAS)

RODNEY HOOD VS. THE HOUSTON ROCKETS
** I hate playing Rodney Hood. He’s never missed a 3 against us (HOU)
** Hood just never misses against us (HOU)
** Rodney Hood can never miss against us. I don’t know why (HOU)
** Why does it seem like Hood always lights us up? (HOU)
** Rodney Hood = Michael Jordan apparently (HOU)
** Why does Hood always go off against Houston? I don’t know what the city or the Rockets have done to piss him off (HOU)
** There goes Rodney Kevin Durant Hood (HOU)
** Fucking Hood (HOU)
** Hood hates us. (HOU)
** Hood is a Rocket killer. He plays like a HOF’er against us. (HOU)
** Rodney Hood the Rocket Killer… (HOU)
** Go away, Rodney Hood. (HOU)
** GO AWAY, RODNEY HOOD!!! (HOU)
** I fucking hate Rodney Hood (HOU)
** WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU, RODNEY? WHY DO YOU HATE US SO? (HOU)
** WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU RODNEY? PLS STOP… (HOU)
** FUCK YOU RODNEY (HOU)
** FUCK RODNEY STILL (HOU)
** Oh good Rodney Hood is killing (HOU)
** Rodney Jordan killing us again. Predictable. (HOU)
** Why is Rodney Hood Kevin Durant only when he plays the Rockets? (HOU)
** Rodney Hood is a completely fucking irrelevant nobody against 28 other teams besides the Rockets. God damn it. (HOU)
** I fucking hate how good Hood is against us. Every damn time. Like clockwork. (HOU)


REGULAR SEASON JOE JOHNSON
** OMG Joe Johnson is still alive? (LAL)
** I was like, “Damn! He’s still in the league?” (MIN)
** Oh shit Joe Johnson is still in the league? (WAS)
** Fuck Joe Johnson’s ugly face (NYK)
** Now Joe Fucking Johnson is playing like he’s 26 years old. We sure turn back the clock for these old wings (HOU)
** Joe Johnson is killing us!! (BOS)
** Joe Johnson killing us as always (BOS)
** Joe Johnson won’t go away. (POR)
** Joe Johnson the player we can’t beat Lol (POR)
** Any Jazz possession that doesn’t go through Johnson is a gift for Portland. (POR)
** Joe Johnson always seems to fuck us over (DET)
** Why does Joe Johnson always score 50 against us (POR)
** Damn Joe Johnson (DEN)
** What’s new J. Johnson as always is super clutch against us (DEN)
** And you know Joe Fucking Johnson gonna tie this game with a three (NYK)
** Joe Johnson aka the “OG Raptors Killer” (TOR)

PLAYOFF JOE JOHNSON
** I wish we had a Joe Johnson. (LAC)
** Joe Johnson. Fucking Joe Johnson (LAC)
** Fucking Joe Johnson (LAC)
** I’m so tired of Joe Johnson (LAC)
** And if Joe Johnson could stop looking like the 2nd coming of Michael Jordan (LAC)
** Someone needs to stop Joe Johnson please. (LAC)
** Damn Joe Johnson (LAC)
** I’m so got damn tired of Joe Johnson man (LAC)
** Joe Johnson is insane (LAC)
** FUCKKKKKKKKK CAN ANYONE FUCKING PUT A FUCKING BODY ON FUCKING 100 YEAR OLD JOE FUCKING JOHNSON??? (LAC)
** It’s final JOE JOHNSON 3 wins… Clippers 2 (LAC)


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Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 6, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Silver Screen and Roll.

This game looks like a train wreck in the making.
Posted by Matt Miller on Apr 8, 2018 | 3:20 PM

meanwhile bitch ass philly
Beats another tank team

Posted by matthew24 on Apr 8, 2018 | 3:35 PM

Anybody else notice we haven’t played that well but we’re only six down?
Posted by Smushfor3 on Apr 8, 2018 | 4:09 PM

I mean we started off the game down 15. Considering this is a playoff team whose home-court advantage lies on this game…
We’re doing pretty darn good.

Posted by GiantLaker117 on Apr 8, 2018 | 4:11 PM

I can’t wait until next season when we totally destroy teams like Utah and Portland
Posted by GreatThingsAreHappening on Apr 8, 2018 | 4:38 PM

Gobert building a house in the middle of the lane
Posted by Smushfor3 on Apr 8, 2018 | 4:45 PM

[thread pretty much dies]


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Los Angeles Lakers Reddit.

Twowheelsquiddy
I just want to see Kuz shit on Donovan Mitchell today.

nathanonthekeys
Kuz is out with a tweaked ankle.

wowheelsquiddy
Well fuck.

Twowheelsquiddy
fuck these slow starts man, our defense is so lethargic.

RealMostafaHassan
we have more turnovers than points in the 1st quarter

24LamboLloyd17
HART>MITCHELL

Fredward27
So this is depression…

Twowheelsquiddy
Watching this game feels fucking masochistic.

SnowBarkley
E M B A R A S S I N G

flewas
god damn lakers are trash

Twowheelsquiddy
6 minutes. 5 turnovers. 4 points.

shinmenmusashi
Yeah Fuck Utah. Let’s win this one


_Meowth__
Cavs is stupid enough to trade Jae Crowder

GoodLieutenant
Damn Mitchell!

LeGrandePatron
Mitchel is good, damn it.

MasterOberon
Goddamn, Crowder and his complaining fucking annoys me. That man swears he’s never fouled anyone in his life

tacotrucked
How is what Mitchell just did not considered a carry?

_Meowth__
He on Westbrook level already fuck hes too special

baejaan
Are we trying to lose on purpose?

coybevertoncoyb
Crowder is so bad offensively

SupaZT
Channing and Lopez… Combined 1-17 😶

oridinai
Damn

d_joseph_
Why are we losing this game by 15? I thought we’re supposed to make this game fun and good?

_Meowth__
we done boys fuck utah swept us
Mitchell is a badman

Mjblack1989
If Quinn Snyder is really bringing Gobert back in while up 20 against a G League team over one poor defensive assignment, he’s as much of an intractable blowhard prick as Thibs.

SkylineSith
If Gobert suffers a serious injury playing at the end of a blowout against a team of GLeaguers how much shit does the utah coach get?

iwatchsportsball
Well… balls!

Utah Jazz vs. Los Angeles Clippers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 6, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Clips Nation.

TAKING OUT SAN ANTONIO WAS HUGE
… taking out Utah will be Hugerer.

Posted by Matt The Pirate on Apr 5, 2018 | 12:55 PM

Please prevent Jingles from going off tonight
Posted by ganima on Apr 5, 2018 | 10:59 AM

UTAH CAN YOU PLEASE MISS A COUPLE OF SHOTS, THANKS
Posted by BuiHimself on Apr 5, 2018 | 7:05 PM

Think of how good this Clips team would be
if they could hold anyone under 60 in the first half

Posted by katsuisdoge on Apr 5, 2018 | 7:08 PM

We deserve medals for sitting through these games
Posted by Eric Ho on Apr 5, 2018 | 7:17 PM

We deserve metals for being clipper fans imo.
Posted by underdogislife on Apr 5, 2018 | 7:19 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit.

ayeno
Another slow start.

jayeljefe
Seems like if it’s not an easy bucket for the Jazz, it’s a whistle.

Adukinater
deandre jordan plays like he’s 40 what the actual fuck

Resshin31
Refs are owning us

whoatruckhouse
home cookin’ baby

Williamsjayeljefe
Have the Jazz had a shot contested that hasn’t resulted in a whistle yet?

KoluLaser
Didn’t even know Dante Exum is still in the leauge but he had to have a good game against us of course

ayeno
Man, we can’t stop shit.

im_not_witty_
Man. So many things wrong with this game. Sloppy passing. No rebounds. Can’t play defense. And the refs call a foul on us anytime the jazz miss a fucking shot.

ClipsSun
Normally I could give a shit about the Jazz but they have been annoying to play against lately. Good team but we make them look like a 1 seed fuck

CheapDimeStoreHood
Stupid Jerebko and his stupid rectangle head

Salty_Watermelon
Summary of the game so far: Clippers turn the ball over, Clippers commit foul, Clippers miss – get rebound – miss again.

Waz98
This is like a funeral


goodtimessdsu
This game is so fucking frustrating, they know they have to win every game and to come out like this is embarrassing. DJ can’t do shit against people his own size because his only offense is lobs

ayeno
OMG, can we not leave 3 point shooters open every single time.

justlookingaround
I seriously don’t understand how this hasn’t been corrected in the last 4 years.

im_not_witty_
10 fucking turnovers at the half down 16. Glorious

justlookingaround
Could’ve cut it to single digits. Turnover and give up an open 3. Awesome.

GriffinCommanderSpastic
Any other Australian Clipper fans secretly hoping we get Jingled tonight and Dante goes of?

goodtimessdsu
Whyyyyyyy do we always fucking leave people or dare people to shoot open 3s. Fuck man I’m ready to move on to the off season. I just can’t anymore.

ayeno
Stop switching every time Gobert sets that screen, they get a open look every single fucking time.

im_not_witty_
Our entire team has no idea how to box anyone out.

ayeno
I’m getting ready for that ping pong ball to bounce our way o the top 3 now. Jazz ending our season again.

digitalme
Gonna go ahead and blame the altitude for this L.

lockdown36
These guys don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. I’m cheering for Golden State now, that’s now pissed I am.

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