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Utah Jazz vs. Dallas Mavericks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 26, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Mavs Moneyball.

Jazz always tough to beat
Posted by ptp39 on Jan 25, 2020 | 3:32 PM

Nice…
But Curry on Bojan Bogdanovic is straight trash.
Posted by xobserverx on Jan 25, 2020 | 4:22 PM

This will be a difficult, difficult game
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 4:30 PM

+11. Good start.
Posted by xobserverx on Jan 25, 2020 | 4:38 PM

Really thinking about muting this game.
Harper is unbearable.
Posted by Dirknows on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:04 PM

i’m watching the jazz broadcast and they’re pretty good when there’s no harpring
Posted by dimitriouss on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:05 PM

i’d be listening to the jazz broadcast even with harpring
i refuse to listen to harper
Posted by dimitriouss on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:07 PM

Seriously ?? What the hell, refs ?
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:09 PM

BS sequence to end the half.
Posted by Dirknows on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:10 PM

Gobert for some reason is one of the most protected players in the league
It looks like he’s the NBA face for defense so refs allow him a lot more than everyone else.
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:12 PM

Utah trying hard to stay in it
they’ll have to give up at some point.
Posted by Pompelmo on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:16 PM


The Mormon Refs
Will not allow Mavs to win.
Posted by Playing Possum on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:52 PM

Jazz are in the game only thanks to offensive rebounds
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:55 PM

And the refs…
Posted by Playing Possum on Jan 25, 2020 | 5:56 PM

how is it possible
that the role of The Joker has been cast three separate times the last decade and Quin Snyder hasn’t landed it once?
Posted by TheDirkness on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:00 PM

he looks like a 90s coke dealer to me
Posted by special.moon on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:02 PM

yeah or an 80’s stock brooker
Posted by dimitriouss on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:04 PM

Ya he could have had a role in american psycho
Posted by Dynomite on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:08 PM

don’t be scared to attack gobert in the paint
Posted by go87 on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:15 PM

Utah is clutch… we’re not.
Posted by Playing Possum on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:17 PM

Yep, another loss in the clutch..
We cannot shoot for shit when the game is on the line
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:17 PM

Gobert killed us, plain and simple
Posted by Manute Bol legacy on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:21 PM

we lift our skirt every fourth quarter….
This team has zero composure….none.
Posted by dfw_sportsguy on Jan 25, 2020 | 6:24 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Dallas Mavericks Reddit.

therhymerr
Utah gets absolutely no media coverage yet they have 30 wins. Crazy.

mojojojo1108
Was gonna make this comment. Absolutely nobody is taking the Jazz seriously when they’re playing like real contenders again after that tough start to the season. They’re such a balanced team.

lost_in_trepidation
What do you think Luka’s lips taste like?

djb447
I have a feeling Conley will go off on us

lost_in_trepidation
This isn’t trash talk, genuinely don’t understand the hype with this Jazz team.

byoo41
They have 0% chance of winning it all. Just a really balanced team good for the regular season

prayersbro
Kp owns Rudy’s soul

pleasedonteverpmme
Conley living the dream… 30 mill a year to be a bench guy lol

prayersbro
Gobert and moving screens name a more iconic duo

mrHoohs
Man don’t let Bojan beat us

NateRgreat
So up 10 early huh? No surprise there.

throwawayjob6789
I hate racists

sjn15
36 point quarter? I like that.


Dalmanza4
Man fuck, lead gone just like that lmao

highfalutinman
Jesus Christ come on you guys wake up

Alex_Sander077
Jesis christ what the fuck we’ve gone cold af

NateRgreat
Easy W incoming

SpoofexStanAccount
Delon getting more tips than a busty barmaid

ButtWrangler44
These Jazz dancers are where its at

adhopkins
I feel like Gobert today is what like going up against bill russell was like back in the day

SuchHealth
fucking gobert, this guy is so dangerous

jikae
Wow, Mike Conley really regressed this year. Is he washed?

adhopkins
Conley contract looking way worse than cp3 contract these days

bigmeatyclaws1
So I see Gobert went to the Vlade Divac school of embellishment.

Mane9867
Fuck Utah

Guest7x7
Damn imagine Gobert on this team.

jikae
How does Gobert become all-NBA twice (top 9 front court), but hasn’t made an all-star game, yet?

natenight9
Who wants to watch his moving screens in an All Star ganme?


adhopkins
Are jazz fans the whitest fans in the league?

Seeker1115
It’s Salt Lake City, what do you expect?

lost_in_trepidation
I haven’t seen one non-white person in the crowd.

dylansavillan
Does Utah have a family only policy for their fans? Never seen so many kids at a game

cellardoor41
Mormonism

Seeker1115
Luka stop fucking with Gobert.

Zizzlow
Wtf how long are those arms? Looked like an easy layup

coaststl
We need to adjust against the Jazz, we can’t always just go at Gobert In his zone he’s just too good of a defender.

Thespianoid
not sure why guys keep trying to challenge Gobert at the rim, you’re not really gonna find much success doing that.

CheetahSperm18
Man fuck these refs

Komp14
Yeah fuck the refs, I’m done, every game is this BS.

CheetahSperm18
Idk how we’re still up 3 despite all those calls they gifted em


mollifierDE
Porzingis has such a low Basketball IQ.

Zagar98
Yeah kp postups are literaly aids

hello_taraa
Stop trying to challenge Gobert at the damn rim

SuchHealth
damn this gobert mofo, he does it all

bigmeatyclaws1
Quin Snyder looks like he has murder eyes

Dalmanza4
Let’s go!! Nice little run right there… fuck these refs

NateRgreat
My goodness mavs are winning against jazz. Water is also wet.

bigmeatyclaws1
Jingles looks like he’s 30 years older than Vanna White, rather than 30 years younger.

Witteness82
Gobert is keeping the Jazz in this game by himself. He’s all over the place.

Zizzlow
We could put an aiffel tower under the rim and gobert will still score

bigmeatyclaws1
lol i hate french people

NateRgreat
How is it that donovan mitchell is in his 3rd year and not been an all star and doncic 2nd year and is an all star starter. Simple, Luka is much better. Taking him over mitchell any day

TheDeadman95
There is simply no help against Gobert. We can put KP on Boban’s shoulders and he would still be abusing us in the paint.

jikae
That girl who played the flip game choked.

TheDeadman95
Playing a memory game in Utah and putting black faces to remember is just asking too much from the contenders.


pleasedonteverpmme
What the hell happened to Conley? Has there ever been a player fall this far off a cliff before?

natenight9
Isn’t it ironic how Luka always complains to the refs about calls and then shoots FTs like this when he gets them…

lancelotofthelake
This game is pissing me off so much ugh

Fubahead
Who’s woman is screaming like crazy?

cowpandas
I think thats Mitchell.

Rewayawy
that fucking bitch who screechs every time we shoot a shot is so annoying

dirtyyfresh
4th quarter woes. Every. Game. This. Team. Sucks. In. The. 4th. Quarter.

real_fluffernutter34
Utah gotta have the worst fans in the league

ButtWrangler44
Yo what is that creature screeching at every shot.

NervouseDave
Fucking Karen

va456
No diversity in this Utah crowd at all lmao.

Zagar98
Ok, kp has been beyond fucking trash ever since first quarter…my god

Zizzlow
Luka thinks he can go match with gobert whole game is stupid

Dalmanza4
It’s sad when Gobert can make fts and Luka cant

ronnert
God they just cannot perform late


Fubahead
This bitch who is screaming should get shot asap

Artlens2013
Jesus we can’t hit a free throw for shit

chewbockaa
Least clutch team in the NBA

dirtyyfresh
This team is full of chokers

Alex_Sander077
MAKE YOUR GODAMN FREW THROWS FOR FUCK SAKE

chewbockaa
This team is fucking PATHETIC in the clutch

dirtyyfresh
Luka choking again. Damn this team is the worst clutch team ever

Soviet-Santa
Yeah don’t worry about Gobert. Just leave him unguarded the whole fucking game.

bigmeatyclaws1
Trash

Erp117
The way this team closes games is a fucking embarrassment

bigmeatyclaws1
They had us where they wanted us when we were up by 10

Alex_Sander077
Luka the most unclutch star in the game right now.


sjn15
What a fucking block my God

VictorAkwaowo1
Gobert is a different kind of creature

Artlens2013
Another fourth quarter choke…

dirtyyfresh
Choke

chewbockaa
Getting fucking tired of watching this fucking team choke every fucking time they step on the court

Juicylittleslut
Let’s just attack best rim protector in league with shit layup

danbrandanowitz
It’s like this team has no idea who Rudy Gobert is lol

TheAmbitious1
Gobert is a monster

adhopkins
No wonder our team chokes we have a bunch of ex knicks and kings players and we expect a 20 year old to fix our issues.

ashyzup
What a block by Rudy. Kudos.

Seeker1115
Stop fucking driving on the best rim protector in the world.

rsf0626
Damn. Gobert just destroyed that layup


JGraham1839
I think we all knew this was over as soon as the 4th started.

SuchHealth
gobert mvp, sealed the deal.

juansnow89
God fucking dammit who tf is this team’s free throw coach for crying out loud fuck

chewbockaa
This team is getting bounced immediately in the playoffs… they can’t win a fucking close game. Fucking pathetic.

jbaker1225
This is the worst perimeter defense imaginable.

bigmeatyclaws1
I just can’t with the incredible amount of choking right now man I just cannot

KevexMS
Biggest chokers in the league

Alex_Sander077
We’re 100% going to get swept in the playoffs

Artlens2013
Mavs and choking in the clutch, name a better duo

ZachT23
Fuck this

acezone
Fuck this game


Erp117
Oh look their star player makes his FTs. Bet that’s nice

TheAmbitious1
What kind of fucking shot is that Luka. What the fuck man

crypto_cooker
WTF is that for a shot from Luka. Really I mean really , how many times he has to say „sorry my decision making was shit“. Woooow

acezone
Dallas and choking, name a better duo. FUCK

rsf0626
Least clutch team is history

djb447
Gobert instead of Giannis in 2021 FA, anyone?

IAmABeta_Male
this dude alone can carry anybodies defense

bigmeatyclaws1
What’s that now, like, 13 stupid ass losses this season for us? I mean REALLY stupid ass losses.

Utah Jazz at Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 23, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Let’s Go Warriors.

GlueAndBold
This is looking like a bloodbath

KLAYtheist
Very ugly so far

GlueAndBold
Mercy rule: once the lead hits 25, Jacob Evans and Bojan switch jerseys.

jzalvarado
Like practice facility shooting tonight for the Jazz

BadlyBrowned
Maybe it’s just me. But I feel like we should be down 20+ already.

GlueAndBold
Well, there ya go

rcknfn
Looks like a 40 pt loss in making

BadlyBrowned
Warriors gonna lose by 50

GlueAndBold
Gobert am death, destroyer of Warriors

Dr. Tom23
smh Gobert scored 15 points in the first half, we really are terrible this year

Ivan
I haven’t felt this embarrassed to be a Warriors fan since Nick Van Exel was our best player and he hated the whole team


Dr. Tom
Wait wait wait, did Fitz just refer to Rudy Gobert as “The Stifle Tower”? Is that really his nickname? smh

Eric Apricot
I’m partial to The French Rejection

GlueAndBold
Ah yes, the quarter of death has arrived

rcknfn
They are already dead

Eric Apricot
Definitely a letdown game… time to put Burks out there with the deep bench and let him fire 30 shots and boost his trade value

jzalvarado
or completely tank it

Eric Apricot
Can’t tank if you are honestly playing horribly! (Insert tapping head gif)

Ercknfn
Loose by less than 30 – Dubs goal for next 5 mins

EOGG Gurl
I was hoping for 20 but yeah, 30 sounds good

knfn
Guess not


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State Warriors Reddit.

SmashinBlumpkinz
How much we getting blown out by today boys?

Grafaap
Gobert is having a fieldday on both ends

Cherry_Venus
Gobert can 1v5 us.

night28
Ouch we only have 12 pts…geez our offense really sucks

RIPOldAccountF
Missed the whole first quarter and saw shooting % below 30. Crazy

spaldingmatters
The Gobert effect

LaughingPlanet
Utah looks like they could make the WCF

sriracha82
Everyone looks dead.

c0gvortex
Gobert everytime he v’s WCS: Mon fils

north_grove
When will we start using WCS the way the Jazz use Gobert

c0gvortex
When WCS has anything close to Goberts talent and drive..


Kalefonia
Damion Lee has the bbiq of a potato

STEPH-BETTER
Damion “Same agent as Giannis and Stephs step brother “Lee

unhinged_barbarian
Damion “Nepotism” Lee

Smiley_Dayz
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that damion lee is an nba player

c0gvortex
The problem is literally all of our bigs are getting smashed by Gobert on both ends.

Ur_______7
Can willie pretend to be not lame this game so we can get some second chance shots?

Smiley_Dayz
he plays like a bitch sometimes

sriracha82
Willie is extra pathetic tonight but so is the whole team

kinefresh
trash effort all around


STEPH-BETTER
Dray and dlo chemistry is -100000000

BobRoss4Life
this game is mad ugly

unhinged_barbarian
Swept by Jazz, NICE!

BobRoss4Life
rip the “didn’t lose by 30” dream

NateRgreat
I didnt think we’d actually lose to the jazz lmao

Bonus comment from the post-game thread:

NateRgreat
And here I was thinking this would be one of our few Ws. Choke job.

Utah Jazz vs. Indiana Pacers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 21, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Indy Cornrows.

Today might as well be called scheduled loss for the Pacers. Road back to back against the two highest altitude teams in the NBA. Oh and they are both contenders. I’d almost be tempted to do some load management tonight.
Posted by Erithtotl on Jan 20, 2020 | 6:18 PM

Probably shouldn’t keep turning it over
Posted by Nathan S. on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:18 PM

Could do without TJM shooting over Gobert.
Posted by infinityzero.systemerror on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:40 PM

Definition of a prayer
Posted by Nathan S. on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:28 PM

There are only a handful of people who should shoot over Gobert and none of them wear a Pacer uniform.
Posted by denggoy7 on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:43 PM

Jazz uniform always reminds me of Lifesavers candy.
Posted by denggoy7 on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:39 PM

They are horrid, in my opinion.
Posted by Hoosiers47 on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:40 PM

I agree.
Posted by denggoy7 on Jan 20, 2020 | 9:41 PM

The Pacers might be down by 40 without all the Jazz turnovers.
And yet it is a blowout anyways.

Posted by Hoosiers47 on Jan 20, 2020 | 10:38 PM

turn out the lights…the party’s over
Posted by dwaink on Jan 20, 2020 | 10:53 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Indiana Pacers Reddit.

dragon-ass
My god Utah has been a tear. They were barely above .500 when we whooped them last time. Going to be a very different game this time around because you know they’re going to want payback.

kasmith1244
They’re like 17-3 in their last 20 one of those losses was OT to New Orleans. Utah is playing filthy basketball right now. I hope they hit a chiller tonight then get back to business!

JeepinJoe79
Bojan… please don’t hurt us, we use to be in love

Rafiki24
Pacers and slow starts name a more iconic duo?

xPenguinHD
Things we can’t guard:
Random bench dudes
Lobs

aussie_pacer
I like so much about Utah – Ingles, Bogie, Mitchell – but they had to go and get an ex-Laker ex-Cavs guy in Clarkson

Rafiki24
Hate Ingles.. rest are ok.. love Bogie

Charlie_O17
I’m so glad we dodged the Conley bullet

jquadman
This team is really good at looking terrible and somehow staying in games.

Arrelecq
Denver-Utah back-to-backs are so fuckedup

MozaTear
Pacers and playing shit defense in the first half, name a more iconic duo


EarlyToRetire
Oh well, if there is any team that would blow out the Pacers, I’d want it to be the Jazz.

elkmeatanddmt
Likewise, I love that team and hope they make it out of the West.

EarlyToRetire
QUIT ATTACKING GOBERT AT THE RIM LMAO I feel like I’m going taking crazy pills.

BallardCapone
Let’s just be within 10 by the half pls

EarlyToRetire
Jazz constantly runs plays to get their shooters happen
Pacers “lol just run around and you might get an offensive rebound idk”

thechopper133
I’m guessing this is probably an L….

Charlie_O17
Nobody can stay in front of their man

RidiculousBacklog
C’mon Bogey, don’t do us like that…


BallardCapone
Stop attacking the inside pls

EarlyToRetire
I am so fucking sick of Brogdon and Warren attacking Gobert. It’s so fucking stupid.

EarlyToRetire
Seriously is Brogdon getting off to getting blocked by Gobert? I think he’s been blocked 3 times now.

pfqq
Even when Gobert didn’t contest the shot Brogdon looked like he was waiting for it

Username–Password
Gobert is going to win another DPOY. Gobert is the DPOY. Absolutely stopping the pick and roll.

elkmeatanddmt
Are we obligated to watch the rest of this

MySabonerRunsOladipo
We’ve scored 23 in the 1st, 21 in the 2nd, and 19 in the 3rd.
We’re the basketball version of a car limping it’s way to a gas station.

SirPanticus
These fuckers just cannot miss a 3 what the ass


FeelinFeathery
Mitchell is so full of himself jesus

Coltblu12
Mitchell is such a little bitch lol

tuckerpeavy
Add Mitchell to the list of players I can’t stand

NateRgreat
LOL Mitchell thinking hes hot shit. Buddy, you aint even an all star. You’ll never be the person or player Holiday is. Its 1 win over the pacers, sit down you little bitch.

slicedfriedgold
Mitchell is definitely better than Aaron by a considerable amount.

NateRgreat
Better at running his mouth? sure. Not much else

TruthReveals
Why are you so salty over one game? Donovan Mitchell is also a good young player with fire and currently better than Aaron. Saying otherwise is just straight up denial.

NateRgreat
Better than Aaron? Ya ok

GeneralBenKenobi
You’re such a bitch lol

FeelinFeathery
Holiday is better than Mitchell and just doesn’t want to embarrass him, change my mind

NateRgreat
Mitchell tries to compensate by running his bitch mouth

SirPanticus
Wow you’d be a more respected player if you just shut the fuck up Mitchell. But maybe that’s what people want nowadays, arrogance and disrespect.

Charlie_O17
Can’t wait until Donovan Mitchell shoots 32% in the playoffs again


MySabonerRunsOladipo
I hope Gobert is ok, but having your starters in here is dumb for either team.

NateRgreat
I don’t

NateRgreat
Always thought Jazz fans and players were bitches. Thank you D.Bitchell for confirming that. Fuck the Jazz

jeffro5422
Why do the Jizz still have their starters in?

FeelinFeathery
They are getting the most out of Mitchell before he disappears in the playoffs

NateRgreat
Mitchell needs his numbers, because we all know he aint getting them in the playoffs. Stay disappointing Jazz

Charlie_O17
Quinn Snyder strikes fear in me

Coltblu12
Is it bad I found it surprising Mormons can have chick fil a?

NateRgreat
LMAOO

Charlie_O17
They both hate gays so it’s probably fine

Utah Jazz vs. Sacramento Kings: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 19, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Sactown Royalty.

Early defensive breakdowns…the usual.
Posted by EnglishKing on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:16 PM

that it, its over already, lol..
Posted by allstar6 on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:17 PM

Utah’s shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted by Carmichael Rave on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:22 PM

Kings with our first defensive rebound!
…six minutes into the game.

Posted by gregsactly on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:22 PM

This looks like a massacre…
Posted by kgdobter on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:24 PM

Kings giving up on this season?
Or giving up on the coach. What a disaster.

Posted by keith_kar on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:38 PM

The Kings are awol tonight so far, but par for the season..
Posted by kgdobter on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:43 PM

13 comments with 6:22 to go in the 2nd. I am sad
Posted by Carmichael Rave on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:50 PM

What’s to comment on. Utah is good, we suck. Game over.
Posted by devo8080 on Jan 18, 2020 | 6:55 PM

There’s really not much to comment about this game, is there, except that Utah is really good and the Kings are really bad.
Posted by kgdobter on Jan 18, 2020 | 7:31 PM

Quinn looks like a Peaky Blinder
Posted by BeTheBall on Jan 18, 2020 | 7:26 PM


We are not good.
Posted by nonstripedzebra on Jan 18, 2020 | 7:45 PM

We are atrocious.
Posted by BeTheBall on Jan 18, 2020 | 7:47 PM

Holy shit, we are SO bad.
Posted by Carmichael Rave on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:13 PM

It’s depressing to think that instead of Mitchell
We took to players that will both end up having been former Kings after this season

Posted by BeTheBall on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:09 PM

You could always turn to drugs and alcohol.
Probably better for your health than rooting for this team and a whole hell of a lot more fun.

Posted by cbrody on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:13 PM

I’ve stopped being sober when watching games.
Posted by BeTheBall on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:14 PM

Ditto
Games I’ve watched sober are just depressing. It’s actually kind of comical when wasted.

Posted by cbrody on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:18 PM

Never thought that i can miss a game
Came home from work and didnt even bother to tune in. I always tune in when kings play. This season… i lost interest. Fuck vlade. Fuck walton.

Posted by Mr916Saechao on Jan 18, 2020 | 8:20 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Sacramento Kings Reddit.

dat_es_gut
have they missed a 3 yet

BrokeCuzWSB
Wish we had that ball movement 😭

Rent_a_Dad
Jazz putting on a clinic yikes

RadRandy
They are uhhh kinda good.

ProphetBagley
Anybody smell that? Smells like trash

Solarfornia
Dedmon is pure garbage lmao

ProphetBagley
In an alternate universe, on god, Dewayne Dedmon is a garbage man… like full on riding on the back of the truck and all

EveryRespect
Utah playing beautiful basketball, kinda embarrassing for us right now

killbejay
Kings playing great 14 mins in the game down by 20 already

Kostahook
At least the jerseys look nice

2JMAN89
Dedmon is straight trash

ReggieEvansTheKing
Koufus and jack Cooley would be better than Dedmon

ispeakmathematics
God damn i miss that beautiful hook shoot

jluc21
why did we play dedmond people are gonna realize how bad he is and make his trade value go wayyy down


ProphetBagley
Damn jazz put up 50 pts in 18 minuted

mannyfacedgods13
This fucking team man

ridikulouss
Haha we are hopeless

classicdude78
This game is boring I’m going to target

ProphetBagley
What time is mcgregor fight

pilfoh
Hey guys just want to let you know Captain Phillips is on AMC right now if you want to watch that

Socrates_Burrito
what a hopeless franchise. at least i decided not to tune in

EveryRespect
Despite such a shitty first half we are only down 14 points.

mbxsystem
My goodness Utah has retired the names of so many nobodies

mbxsystem
Utah’s arena looks like a hospital from the outside


brokenz32
this team is booty

Solarfornia
Worst team in the league. Warriors don’t count due to injury. No hope. Only darkness.

RoyalKing10
Embarrassing

DrBroncoKingzz55
😔

ProphetBagley
Booooooooooooooo

ProphetBagle
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

spsb98
Booooooooooooo

Kostahook
Boooooooooooooooooooooo

spsb98
Boooooooooooo

ProphetBagley
BOOOOOOOOOOO

unpleasantraccoon
BOooh ah ah ah ah

spsb98
Do you think ownership can hear our booing?


lickmybogdanovic
For the last ten or so years ive watched every single kings game that i could and this is the first year where i’ve basically given up and stopped watching. Props to everybody who can still watch this product.

Kostahook
Jazz got some crazy ball movement

teardrop82
HBO is playing the new Godzilla movie tonight at 8 if anyone else is done with this. Smh

dawkness23
Jazz have fun and enjoy playing together. Total opposite of the kings.

killbejay
Why are you guys still watching the game? Lol

ReggieEvansTheKing
I’m done time for ufc 246

spsb98
I like NFL Sundays because I get to forget the Kings exist.

ProphetBagley
Shit team wow

mikeezy
Always a year away from being a year away…

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 17, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

I don’t like our lineup.
Posted by smashadams on Jan 16, 2020 | 7:45 PM

Gobert starting to have a significant impact.
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:25 PM

Bogdanovich always looks like he was raised to be an accountant
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:30 PM

Not exactly an evenly called game tonight
Posted by Baton Rouge Sports Guy on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:43 PM

Donovan Mitchell is an incredible scorer..not a shooter, a scorer. He drives, he floats, he crosses over, he shoots from deep. When he gets going, is almost unstoppable.
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:54 PM

Terrible 3rd
Allowed Utah to dictate everything.ball gotta start hitting shots, and unless he is playing center Melli should not play this 4th

Posted by juan94athree on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:54 PM

Donovan Mitchell is a cocky lil son of bitch ain’t he
Posted by smashadams on Jan 16, 2020 | 8:57 PM

Utah is a very difficult team to put away…
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:07 PM

We have no answer to the high pick and roll
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:16 PM

All these fouls r BS
Posted by smashadams on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:15 PM

Refs killed us both these games!!!
Posted by smashadams on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:23 PM

I’m so done with sports man fuck this shit
Posted by Byron Washington on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:45 PM

I don’t care what happens the rest of the game, Q Snyder should shut his mouth and thank the gambling gods that the refs have tried to give this game to the Jazz
Posted by BenDerDonDat on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:47 PM

I’ll take the make up call
Refs are horrible

Posted by Eroyjetson on Jan 16, 2020 | 9:50 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

poorwhitecash
Fuck the Jazz. Revenge game from that horribly officiated game 10 days ago.

acebull23
let’s go pels, revenge game. last loss was unfair! let’s get this dub

Lyte_Work
Daddy Favs is playing tonight. We got a big that can go toe to toe with Gobert. Let’s Go!!

Senzaids
Oh hell yeah. Favs 20/15 lets go!

Tweefin123
Gotta limit Ingles and Bojan

Ciccone7
Ingles is killing us in the PnR

Tweefin123
Ingles and Bojan off to another great start. Their screens are great

Ballgame2398
Jazz are such a bad matchup. They never miss shots when they play us

canary_zoldyck
Jazz are a problem…

urbanzextra
I feel like Gobert holds and moves on every screen he sets

WelbeckStoleMyHeart
Moving plus he’s big af

moonshiver
dpoy protection

Tweefin123
Favors is so important to this team

IAmABeta_Male
this would not even be close if we had zion, reddick and jrue playing

canary_zoldyck
It’s crazy how all of the Lakers draft picks have looked better out of LA. I honestly don’t think it had anything to do with the “pressure”…looks like their coaching staff and trainers weren’t doing their job.


causewaytoolong
Cool so it’s gonna be the same garbage calls and no calls as the last jazz game.

NateRgreat
Should be an easy so for us. They’re lucky Zion and JJ ain’t playing.

moonshiver
This is a bad take. Jazz are legit good

Gay_NBA
Bojan is such a good player

poorwhitecash
After last 5.5 quarters vs us, bojan finally has 1 assist. Still no rebounds or steals. That’s amazing

NateRgreat
Gobert is a fraud. Gets benefits of most calls against or for him. Worst dpoy

moonshiver
Gobert is a treeperson

NateRgreat
This game shouldn’t be close…

knowhow67
???????

Bonitapplebum87
Great way to finish out the half!


SSG-Ruler
Pretty disappointing start of the half.

crusty_butter_roll
I like the Pelicans announcers. They are very objective and they do a good job of capturing the flow of the game. It’s a big change after being tortured by the Jazz announcers last time.

buwutterscooter
the sound bogdonavic makes when he drives is so offputting and disgusting – he’s clearly begging for a foul via noise which is just everything that’s wrong with the NBA IMO.

canary_zoldyck
Mitchell… fuck you

IWV23
Man, I love Derrick Favors

Ballgame2398
I hate Donovan Mitchell

sushitastesgood
Why? As a player or as a guy?

Ballgame2398
I only hate him when he plays us because they can’t stop him

FlyingSMonster
Horrible quarter, but still only a 4 point game.


backpackcharlii
Donovan Mitchell is a cocky lil son of bitch ain’t he

Yankeesfan2442
They get whatevrrrrr they want

SaintsBeatEagles
Mitchell’s faked injury three times this game lmao

DaggersKnuckles
He’s such a bitch. Great player but he’s acting like a bitch

NateRgreat
Easy win as expected. We’re exposing gobert so bad rn

Ciccone7
Fuckin donovan mitchell. Always kills us

Ballgame2398
Jesus Christ miss a damn shot Mitchell

FlyingSMonster
and refs helping to decide the game again

Relodwire
Utah saved by the god damn refs again

Jd3426
This game is 8 on 5

SSG-Ruler
BRANDON INGRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FlyingSMonster
GAME FUCKING WINNER!

WelbeckStoleMyHeart
CHALLENGE THIS GOBERT

DudeWTH
Fuck you gobert lmao


legend023
WAIT A FOUL

SLS-NolaDom
omg if they give this to them

lordfeolindo
Just woke my fucking 4 yr old up screaming now im not getting laid tonight but fuck it. Flock up

DudeWTH
Foul FUCK YOU REFS

Larry-O6rien
That’s fuckin bullshit

legend023
THE REFS ARE MORMONS MAN

moonshiver
Send these pedo betting scumbag refs to jail

WetHamburg
Please everyone who is on the arena please just fucking kill these fucking refs, please just fucking please

Madboner6922
Fucking douche refs

moonshiver
I hope someone shits in these refs morning coffee for the rest of their lives

Madboner6922
This is a fucking witch hunt against the NOP!!!!!!!!!!!! These dirty demonrefs are fucking us over hard!!!

NumbChumpsky420
YO FUCK THE REFS FUCK RUDY FUCK THE JAZZ FLOCK UP BITCH WE”RE TAKING THIS SHIT

Madboner6922
Fuck the JAZZ!

gungeyang
I hate Mitchell

Madboner6922
Impeach these motherfucking refs!!

3peatlikeMJ
FUCK THE REFS AND THE JAZZ!

Ballgame2398
Donovan Mitchell fucking Michael Jordan nah

Ciccone7
Of course OT goes like this too. Fuck the NBA

Madboner6922
Fuck you Gorbitch.

ANPl4yer
FUCK UTAH

DudeWTH
Utah doesn’t even have jazz lol fuck off

WetHamburg
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK GOBERT YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN YOU FUCKING REF PAYING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

legend023
No disrespect because he’s a great young player but the basketball gods cursed Donovan

YourNormal3200Runner
CRY YOU FUCKERS CRY 😢

canary_zoldyck
Ingram could’ve had 50… smh

TheZionEra
Die in a plane wreck refs

legend023
Fuck the refs
Fuck the Jazz
Fuck the fans that came onto the game thread,
Mitchell’s cool he can hoop
And fuck Gobert

YourNormal3200Runner
SUCK THIS PELICAN DICK BITCH

Utah Jazz at Brooklyn Nets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 15, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Nets Daily.

Let’s get this win!
Posted by CaptainMarvelous9 on Jan 14, 2020 | 7:18 PM

I like our chances tonite
Posted by Doc32 on Jan 14, 2020 | 7:36 PM

Bogs is too good
Man I really wish he was still with us

Posted by Rjersey4252 on Jan 14, 2020 | 7:48 PM

Jazz getting every 50/50 ball
Posted by jonathon21 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:00 PM

They’re playing harder; with more passion
They’re also a better coached team

Posted by Rjersey4252 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:01 PM

Are you kidding me
I was just gonna say despite our poor play in the first quarter at least we are down by 1… but then Mudiay makes it 4 just like that smfh

Posted by Rjersey4252 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:06 PM

Whats worse
Is none of those 5 points should have happened the “foul” on the Mitchell shot was complete bs tlc didnt even come near him it was a fade away

Posted by whaler213 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:08 PM

Yup
Mitchell got the call because he’s a superstar

Posted by Rjersey4252 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:11 PM

We are a very careless team
Posted by sosdagod on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:07 PM

Do we always get killed by backup guards?
Clarkson looking like Allen Iverson out there

Posted by Rjersey4252 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:13 PM

4 points behind to Utah feels so much heavier
Posted by Jerseyjon on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:15 PM

Wow that Utah passing
Posted by Doc32 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:23 PM

No defense…sloppy offense…what gives?
Posted by Doc32 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:31 PM

Can’t attack the rim
Can’t hit the 3’s.

Posted by grat_is9 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:31 PM


Goebert is a beast
Posted by Primo516 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:52 PM

Feels like we’re watching everything we want the nets to be
Bogs is everything we hope Harris will become.
Gobert is everything we hope Allen will become.
Ingles is everything Prince will never be.

Posted by Versifiervt on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:54 PM

Lets be honest Utah is 10x better than us
Posted by adameyeball on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:54 PM

Quinn snyder is one of the best coaches in basketball
kenny atkinson is not even in the same universe

Posted by jonathon21 on Jan 14, 2020 | 8:57 PM

Team on floor has no chance
Quinn playing to win. Just put Donovan back in with Gobert. Their starters against our second team.

Posted by whoopdeedamndo on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:11 PM

I miss Ed Davis
Posted by whoopdeedamndo on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:14 PM

I miss coach Daly!
Posted by adameyeball on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:15 PM

Why do so many posters trash me when I say our coach is not very good and could never be trusted in a big playoff game?
Posted by adameyeball on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:21 PM

All I watch are Nets games…
I’m not sure I know what a good coach looks like.

Posted by whoopdeedamndo on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:23 PM

You see how the jazz play ?
thats a very well coached team . Im very jealous

Posted by jonathon21 on Jan 14, 2020 | 9:25 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Brooklyn Nets Reddit.

JeffKaplanIsDaddy
this is gonna be really tough Utah is on a killing spree

Expulsure
Just remembered the Jazz have Jordan Clarkson now… fuck

jotayeh
Donovan Mitchell putting up pregame shots in a sleeveless hoodie and over ear headphones, might be peak male form tbh

Brianhelsel
I love me some Donovan Mitchell I hope he loves me back and drops a nice 10 points on 4-26 shooting so we can get the W

I_AM_BLOBBIN
so is gobert just gonna get away with every moving screen?

Traaaaaaaaap
Where’s the hustle at? Jazz are diving at everything while we are trying to pick the ball up with out bending our backs

Downashland
Crazy my man Ed not getting no burn

Traaaaaaaaap
We gotta take it to the cup as much as we can while Gobert is sitting lol

banana455
Idiotic foul and then a idiotic pass. 5 pts in less than 2 seconds
Nets basketball baby.

FreefallVin
What a shit end to the quarter.

onegallant
love to give up five points in the final 1.4 seconds of the quarter lol

Bigbadbuck
this is how you lose games man fuckin poop

FreefallVin
We need to tidy this up. The Jazz are too good to play this carelessly against.

louokichhier
We need to get Jay-Z back


NJ_nets15
Clarkson and patty mills are two irrelevant point guards that dominate us

XT3M3
so of all the people on this team, clarkson is the one thats going to bury us…

rondaekookus
bro i hate clarkson

ketzal7
Clarkson looks like a solid signing

rondaekookus
can gobert fuck off please thank you

NateRgreat
This should be an easy win for us

Traaaaaaaaap
Is your stream lagging until the Hawks game or something

Downashland
Mitchell would have been a hell of a running back

ketzal7
Fuck Ingles can’t miss

Bigbadbuck
allens gotta stop challenging gobert this much

FreefallVin
This is not going well.

Random2105
Why would you decide to leave Ingles open?

Traaaaaaaaap
We’re getting jingled

Burr_burrr
Game over

ketzal7
Wow I was gonna say we closed the half well but nope

thefatherland
How the fuck you close the quarter like that and with that line up

ketzal7
I don’t like getting jingled


Random2105
Gobert’s screens remain illegal and uncalled

Downashland
Bogie is unconscious right now

Downashland
I don’t know how the Jazz start Conley when he gets back. Their lineup now really has no weakness.

rondaekookus
they can’t miss now great

Downashland
Fuck me

NateRgreat
Choked an easy game

Notstin
Jazz have won 9 straight lmao

BlaackkOuT
Easy game? You must be a troll 😐

notme_u
The Jazz are on a 9 game winning streak, not sure how you would consider them an easy opponent.

Random2105
Why do you think this is an easy game considering the win streak Utah is on?

Clipstuh
Jazz fan here: why did Kyrie and kd think it was a good idea to go to Brooklyn? I can’t name a single player on the team outside of Kyrie.

Downashland
Y’all a Gobert injury away from being the Blazers. Relax and stay humble

Bigbadbuck
We made the playoffs last year and kyries from new Jersey. I know it’s prolly tough for you to understand since no legit free agents would ever join the jazz

Tzunami-Lin
Why does your entire fanbase look like white people from the purge

Random2105
How do you miss such easy shots so frequently?

brook_lyn_lopez
No one can finish around the rim tonight. Gobert is effecting shots just by standing there.

Brianhelsel
Do we know that Rudy gobert is the best rim protector in the league?

rondaekookus
nothing’s working for us


XT3M3
i take back what i said about intimidator on 2k now, golbert is proving its real

gino_giode
Joe Ingles destroying our Joe

Random2105
These refs are trash

rondaekookus
gobert can go fuck himself lol

Random2105
No fucking defence

brook_lyn_lopez
I don’t know if I can watch anymore. We just can’t execute a thing.

rondaekookus
fuck the jazz

singularity737
This Jazz team is legit

janimal_333
That’s about it boys no answer to Gobert at all

NotBillyG
Must be easy to win DPOY when you can get away with everything

rondaekookus
this game sucked, joe ingles fucking won this for them imo

Utah Jazz at Washington Wizards: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 13, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bullets Forever.

ough match
but thanks for the time for us Europeans!

Posted by CzechWizFan on Jan 12, 2020 | 3:31 PM

Nothing not to like so far
Posted by WarsawKen on Jan 12, 2020 | 3:49 PM

The defensive discipline is awesome!
No bad fouls

Posted by sheedali on Jan 12, 2020 | 3:58 PM

Damn impressive quarter
Posted by WarsawKen on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:04 PM

This is the best first quarter we have had this season
Incredible defense and great offense too

Posted by FanFromTheDMV on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:05 PM

Well!
That was an impressive first quarter

Posted by drknowitall on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:07 PM

Damned, we are playing so well!
Everybody!

Posted by CzechWizFan on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:07 PM

This team, man
So fun

Posted by rockyboyussr on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:19 PM

We are playing phenomenally on offense and defense
Posted by FanFromTheDMV on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:20 PM

Only one foul against the wizards the entire game
Posted by FanFromTheDMV on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:25 PM

It is a pleasure watching us to play in this good mood
Posted by CzechWizFan on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:35 PM


These Jazz won’t die
Posted by rockyboyussr on Jan 12, 2020 | 4:55 PM

uh-oh
Posted by WarsawKen on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:02 PM

IT on that defensive set was… complete trash
Stood in one spot

Posted by UptownWAS on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:03 PM

Boy the Wizards just always give up a good thing.
Posted by jayscott on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:04 PM

Your basic third quarter swoon
Posted by WarsawKen on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:06 PM

Oh well
Get em next game.

Posted by season ticket holder 417 on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:24 PM

really?! this team just left ingles wide open?
Posted by sheedali on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:46 PM

Sigh
Good effort by our guys but the offense stagnated

Posted by FanFromTheDMV on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:51 PM

Now that there was the dagger
Good effort Wiz

Posted by WarsawKen on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:51 PM

*sigh* It was good effort.
Posted by jayscott on Jan 12, 2020 | 5:53 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Washington Wizards Reddit.

tokenincorporated
🎶 Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dum dum dum dum dum 🎶

MarkKelly81
TROLL ALERT NateRgreat is NOT a Wiz fan. He just trolls the Utah Jazz… from opponent threads, oddly enough. (He’s not a very intelligent troll.) – Just don’t take anything he says seriously & don’t let him ruin your thread. Just FYI. – Enjoy the game!

This user account was created just a day ago, apparently with the express purpose of warning opponent game threads about NateRgreat.

ap_2975
cmon wizards. don’t let this jazz team score 120+

WellThisGuySays
Beal’s refusal to close out on Mudiay is killing me lol

WellThisGuySays
Really liking the flow of the offense today

ace757804
Looking good so far let’s keep it up!!!!

berniebunfeld
who would of ever thought the wizards would have a bench this talented

13bee
Jazz coach looks like a disgruntled office worker who loss money on the stock exchange.

berniebunfeld
holy shit this is so fun to watch

Dribble_Network
most fun i’ve ever had watching a wizards team

Weall23
Man we lookin like a playoff team not going to lie

aetherlol7
man fuck the tank, we’re going to the finals baby

roboto-sama
Can we get this officiating crew every game?

ScaryBullfrog
Ugh every time IT starts playing well there’s always a but

uskumru
And that’s halftime. I’m pretty happy so far

helloinot
This team is so fun to watch, so much hustle


ireddit270
It’s crazy to look back , I remember when we let Bojan go in RFA so we could use the money to extend Otto.

Ye_Biz
Feels good to have refs give good calls for once lol

GWizIsMyGod
this team is a ton of fun right now

GWizIsMyGod
literally feels like the jazz dont miss threes

jhb223
We’re back to doing dumb shit

uskumru
and there goes the lead

ScaryBullfrog
I don’t ever wanna see Mahinmi try and take Gobert off the dribble again

GWizIsMyGod
Bojan saw he had IT on him and it was just game over from there

Threshorfeed
Is IT Only getting so much burn so we have a better shot at top pick?

ScaryBullfrog
Why does every single player on this team try to challenge gobert every possession

yosephwu
clarkson is cooking the shit out of us


uskumru
I don’t like where this is going

ScaryBullfrog
It feels like we’re actively seeking out the worst possible shots to take

ap_2975
how is possible to forget how to play basketball during a 15 min halftime

ap_2975
yeah this game is most likely over

GWizIsMyGod
gobert is starting to tear it up inside now. our bigs have no chance against him when trying to get defensive rebs

uskumru
why does quin snyder always look like he’s 3 seconds from murdering someone

JazzManOS
Because he murdered someone 3 seconds ago

lind-12
Rudy is killing us

naughtyboy35
Man they can’t miss.

Mineult
unlucky ending

xenonbro
Fuck the refs. Handed it to them..

Dartisback
This team has to be the most pathetic in all of basketball

uskumru
the knicks exist

PachytheDino
The Kings exist

ScaryBullfrog
The Hawks exist

Utah Jazz vs. Charlotte Hornets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 11, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: At the Hive .

Buzz, I’m horny
Posted by f4rcry52 on Jan 10, 2020 | 8:59 PM

But in all seriousness
The longest 10 minutes on earth are between scheduled tip off time, and actual tip off time

Posted by f4rcry52 on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:00 PM

Wow- Utah is smothering us on defense
Posted by JrBball on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:28 PM

This is a 30 pt. Loss. Not in the same league as Utah. Smart team, knows how to play , they’ve had more layups and open looks in one quarter than hornets will get in entire game
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:35 PM

looking REAL rough right now.
Posted by ñeuvogato on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:37 PM

Too bad hornets aren’t in the west They would have the first pick in the draft easy
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:41 PM

Battum in, officially tanking now
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 9:51 PM

Quin is a great coach. A lot of teams regret passing on him.
Posted by Panorama550 on Jan 10, 2020 | 10:09 PM

Hornets now running no offense at all
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 10:30 PM

May have to adjust my 30 pt loss prediction to 40
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 10:31 PM

Is anyone still watching
Posted by Mek65 on Jan 10, 2020 | 10:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Charlotte Hornets Reddit.

xxXSethRichXxx
We winning

Swag_Turtle
I hope we win

TheArtOfDefence
I am not trolling, i truly think that we will win this one, i have this feeling.

TheArtOfDefence
Utah icon is ugly af

Scrypto
Fun fact: the Hornets/Bobcats haven’t won in Utah since March of 2006. Brevin Knight was our leading scorer with 19 points

UNCWFootBall
Jeez what is going on are we drunk?

Scrypto
What a waste of time, why even show up to the arena if you don’t want to play

UNCWFootBall
This just feels like a huge personel mismatch

NateRgreat
How do we keep butchering these easy games. JFC

dank-kush
thats enough basketball for tonight

chahfc91
The only positive so far is that I have Bogdanovic in my fantasy team


toasted_muffin
We lookin like poopoo.

NateRgreat
How do we beat the mavericks but struggle against Utah. LOL pathetic coaching

RichyTreehouse
Hornets fan from Day 1, eh?

Scrypto
major 2012 energy from this game

UNCWFootBall
Just go home you bums

chahfc91
What even is defence

chahfc91
Oh great we’re going so bad that Batum is in

Manhattanvilleite
WELP. Batum in. White flag has been waved.

rozier4mvp
well this sucks

Horncats7-59
This is gonna be a long road trip

NateRgreat
Its a sad season when we can’t even beat the Jazz


spacemix
Bro, I’m straight up not having a good time

Scrypto
Uhhh why did they only give Terry 2 points for his 3?

Stang-er
It was corrected to a 3

NateRgreat
Cause the jazz need as much help as they can get

Scrypto
Dude our players are just straight up losing the ball as soon as they touch it.

Scrypto
Garbage players flopping in the middle of a 30 point blowout, class

elkmeatanddmt
Are we a bad team?

Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 9, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Posting and Toasting.

if you take down this post maybe they won’t play the game
Posted by Jonathan Schulman on Jan 8, 2020 | 8:41 PM

Why am I even watching this
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:01 PM

I can’t even pretend to care about this game
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:12 PM

Paint the walls of your stadium Utah, geezus
Its so grey and drab

Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:27 PM

they can’t afford it
they need that money to pay Mike Conley

Posted by jacoop on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:29 PM

the jazz getting into the hip hop scene
with the new hit “Cant Touch This”

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:28 PM

lol
Posted by normanhathaway on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:35 PM

mudiay got in before Frank
fuck us all

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:28 PM

Just like old times
Posted by No Ds and DNPs on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:30 PM

If even Mudiay starts to have a resemblance of a so called semi-good game, this is gonna be a really hard one to watch
Posted by New York Stories on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:32 PM

whatever quinn is on
i want some for the weekend

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:35 PM


Mud bout to shit hot fury on us
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:50 PM

it’s the mudiay revenge game..
Posted by RJParrot on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:52 PM

seen enough of payton
mudiay dusted him

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:58 PM

Mudiay destroying us
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:58 PM

Aaaaand quiet 20 point lead
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:00 PM

Hol up is Mike Conley playing today
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:02 PM

Ok that answers that
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:02 PM

This franchise is fucked
Can’t even play our young guys in blowouts

Posted by Airfeet on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:04 PM

Mudiay is KILLING elf
this is sad

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:07 PM


*Halftime Junior Jazz game*

the jazz halftime show will be interesting on league pass
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:11 PM

PASS THE DAMN BALL KID
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:12 PM

deshawn is a stud
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:13 PM

He’s twice the size of the other kids
Not fair

Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:16 PM

i knew deshawn stood out
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:18 PM

also like the random dad who is 5 foot 7, 350
who wont get out the way

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:14 PM

Every single one of these kids is hand down man down
I mean who is coaching these teams?
PATHETIC

Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:15 PM

dude, dont say shit about deshawn
24 rebounds in 8 minutes

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:16 PM

Per 36 thats like 120 rebounds
BAH GOD

Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:18 PM

DeShawn? more like DeTruth!!
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:20 PM

dont you dare quote Mark Jackson
and I never even understood what that is supposed to mean

Posted by cctoastt on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:19 PM

he have a guy imitiating rush limbaugh and marv albert announcing a youth game on 5 foot hoops
with the wooly thing refereeing

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:13 PM


can’t even make uncontested 2 footers and layups
Posted by sunless07652 on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:26 PM

Utah is playing on Rookie difficulty.
Posted by HighFlyers28 on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:27 PM

how the fuck can they even be showcasing payton? or ellington? or portis?
every GM knows exactly who these guys are. they are healthy. they are known. a good game/ bad game doesnt change their value one but. just sit their asses amd trade them when you get a chance. but showcasing makes no sense

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:28 PM

Front Office keeps trying to showcase guys we don’t want
Protip: If we don’t want them, other teams probably also don’t want them

Posted by No Ds and DNPs on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:31 PM

im actually rooting for mudiay at this point
fuck it

Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:33 PM

Wally gaslighing us by describing Mudiay as a “cerebral” and “composed” player.
Posted by Walt Clyde Phraser on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:34 PM

Thought I hallucinated that bit
Posted by Visions of future Shump on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:40 PM

I switched over to the Utah feed at halftime
I just couldn’t take it anymore

Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:39 PM


Utah obviously just got that Jock Jams CD from 1993
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:49 PM

WHOOP THERE IT IS
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:50 PM

Begging your pardon MBHC
but its “WHOOMP”

Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:51 PM

havent even heard pump up the jam yet
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:50 PM

Utah is just Globetrottering us right now
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:54 PM

Our starting lineup is a fucking trash can
Posted by LawyerUp21$ on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:05 PM

Randle was out today
Posted by LegionofBlue14 on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:05 PM

tbf. hes a big part of the trash can
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:06 PM

crazy that mitchell got to 4000 quicker than the mail man
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:07 PM

“They knew New York would be a dangerous club”
Hol up what

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:10 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New York Knicks Reddit.

EwingsRevenge21
I wanna see the new and improved Mudiay lol

2wo1ne
I’m sorry what is this lineup??

MitchCurry
Tanktastic.

DrBokbagok
are we even trying

spaceninj
Man, I really wanted Portis suspended for this game too.

damn-mooses
i hate him

ADayInTheLife67
When was the last time we won in Utah ? Was it the Kurt Thomas game in 2013 ?

hadmeintiers
Why is Taj still starting

nycsports1993
Taj is more washed than my bath towel after taking showers

Mr_Jersey
Looks a lot like Payton has decided he’s playing exclusively for Payton.

2wo1ne
The 2014-19 Knicks are the reason I’m 23 and barely get carded at bars

NateRgreat
This should be an easy win but in knicks fashion we butcher even the easy games

Aaaaand….he’s back.

Mr_Jersey
Why the fuck would this be an easy win?

YourAsianBuddy
Bogdanovic is on my fantasy team, can confirm, he’s fucking automatic


Darkmoone
Bootiay sighting

hadmeintiers
Mudiay revenge game

EwingsRevenge21
Mudiay screaming
“THIS ONE IS FOR YOU FIZ!!!” lmao

Mr_Jersey
So glad we spent all that time getting Mud right.

Mudkip4567
Wow so Mudiay didn’t have a fat face he has just been out of shape the first 4 years of his career

hadmeintiers
So glad we spent time developing mudiay for the jazz

nycsports1993
I swear to god if Mills isn’t shot out of a fucking cannon by the end of the season…
There’s not a single franchise in sports that would’ve kept him for this long.

HonkyGrandmaBTrippin
Quinn synder looks like a villain from a Christopher Nolan Batman movie

nycsports1993
a coked up one

StrawhatDylan
The Jazz coach do be lookin kinda fresh doe

EwingsRevenge21
Ellington has been so mediocre…

Mr_Jersey
I’d kill for him to be mediocre

NateRgreat
We should have never let go of Steve Novak. We’ve been so shit since he left


LordBalkoth69
They took Emmanuel Catfish Mudiay out so I guess we can go on a run now.

ML5Trading
Is Dan Snyder ever gonna rest Donovan Mitchell? Lmfaooo give the boy some rest

EwingsRevenge21
Mudiay just played defense? Wtf happened? He don’t play defense….

Yuske_Rothko
If any of our young guys get traded they are gonna be so good lmaoo mudiay is about to warn them

ayo69
Payton rly got blocked by Emmanuel

Swimtothemoon12
Mudiay looks good out there tonight, glad we got him right

Yuske_Rothko
Mudiay revenge game loading

mpp93
PAYTON IS GETTING COOKED BY MUDIAY

Hemispheres33
Mudiay is fucking cooking Elfrid

anditcounts
Mudiay revenge game smh

Uncletookey
Good to see Mudiay still hits the deck unnecessarily after layups

TreSeven
Even when Quin Snyder smiles he scares me

TreSeven
Damn I ain’t know Ingles could run it like that


wxl200
Yo why do we suck so bad

damn-mooses
i feel hollow inside watching this bullshit

hadmeintiers
Payton really tried gobert lmao

EyeOfTheWalrus
Lmao Payton thought he could drive on gobert

DTDan24
Payton getting roasted by Mudiay LMAO

AlexanderRussell
mudiay scoring at will against payton

BigKnickEnergy09
Mudiay is eating Paytons lunch

CanadaArid
Payton is getting filleted by Emanuel Mudiay, the irony

TreSeven
There haven’t been any trade rumors on Payton have there?

NateRgreat
Why do we keep butchering the easy games….

hadmeintiers
How were the jazz ever an easy game, especially without our top 2 scorers

lonelysadknicksfan
Down 19 at half yikes


*Halftime Junior Jazz game*

Djoke1
These kids ball hogging

MitchCurry
They somehow still pass more than Morris.

Djoke1
Come on pass to the big girl down low, post up!

The_Barbiter
wow the knicks are almost as good as these guys

AnimalRomano
Man Deshawn Is out there dominating.

AssIsAFatCircle
Deshaun has a Melo vibe haha

CanadaArid
Junior knicks play on the big boy hoops just saying


Mr_Jersey
And Payton starts the 3rd. FUCK THIS FRANCHISE.

wintursoldier
bobby ports makes me want to die honestly

YourAsianBuddy
I think the Knicks just missed 10 layups in a row. This is some next level hood rat shit

damn-mooses
i fucking cant

Swimtothemoon12
Mitchell please, we were already dead.

TheKnicksMakeMeDrink
Our % looks like I’m the one who’s shooting

lamarcuswallace
Payton’s been extra trash since the second quarter

knicksprick
I just don’t understand

MinervaNow
Mitchell is great, damn

wintursoldier
the Knicks city dancers would have a better FG% against Utah tonight

TreSeven
I hope Zion recovers soon of course but I really hope his debut isn’t against us because it’s gonna be ugly

Blacklightblue
I hope it is. This team has made me a masochist and I know I’m not the only one.


Mr_Jersey
He left the same guys in after the timeout. Lmfao.

knicksprick
Is he saving frank for marriage?

nycsports1993
Fucking hell Mills is officially coaching this team now, isn’t he? I’m not convinced that Miller would be suddenly rolling out these completely shit rotations unless it’s being demanded of him. What a fucking disgrace.

EwingsRevenge21
I’m beginning to understand why Sprewell strangled his coach

CanadaArid
Wait Royce O’Neal can miss?

TreSeven
Joe ingles looks like Chris Paul against us

spaceninj
Portis is like a cockroach. Should have been suspended for this game and should have been thrown out.
Basically, just make him go away.

wintursoldier
I don’t want anything bad to happen to bobby, no car accident or anything, I just want him to want a career change on his own. I would be so happy for him if he felt starting a landscaping business was a better use of his time.

NateRgreat
Only knicks can make utah jazz look like 96 Bulls. LOL Pathetic

knicksprick
They’re 24-12

Sakib_Hoss
Jazz calling a timeout at 91-65 because they’re scared

hawaii_guy_808
If the FO decides to be buyers the trade deadline, I’m done with this shit

shadynasty90
We fucking suck

MitchCurry
Not saying Fiz was a better coach but at least his teams made fake comebacks in the 4th when they were down 30.

diahrreamangos
This gotta be a showcase game for our “vets”

mpp93
Well, I can assure you no ones trading for them now


lukassrot
We can’t rebuild for shit. The Knicks want to be the Lakers: be shit for years and wait for some top 5-10 bitch to request a trade to you

anditcounts
We are inching closer to going back to being a pants-themed sub

Swav3
I guess Fizadale got Mudiay right…

anditcounts
basketball gods mocking us with this mudiay shiit

MyKnicka84
The sub hated Mudiay so hard yet he’s outplayed all our point guards tonight

jrjrjr25
he got that knicks revenge game attribute boost in him

Uncletookey
If we Knick up this trade deadline and no trades happen I really hope we say fuck the money and cut some of these one year deals just to play the kids more.

PennyStockKing
If we don’t make any trades, a boycott of this org should happen. The incompetence is getting out of control

bibfortuna16
tough road trip. it’s looking tougher ahead if e FO trades Randle n Mook. we’ll keep losing n Coach will be gone at e end of e season 😔

Coresmc
0-4

Djoke1
thats how white kids dance out in utah?

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 7, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

I don’t expect a win. Quinn vs Alvin puts that thought to rest. Would like to see the Pelicans come out and play defense an be competitive for all Four Quarters though. I think that’s why I’m going to the game tonight.
I don’t see the Favors revenge thing though. He’s a pro and knows it wasn’t personal. It’s the NBA. But I do believe Favors will play hard and be competitive on the floor. I think Rudy has the weaker mindset of the two. From what I seen Favors just plugs away and never quits. That’s what you want out of your big man at the end of the day.
Sure would be nice to Zion play tonight.
Geaux Pels

Posted by Shape Shifter on Jan 6, 2020 | 8:03 AM

Nah, we’ve got these Jazz imposters. Utah Jazz…smh
Posted by DaveKnows225 on Jan 6, 2020 | 3:54 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

poorwhitecash
Original Jazz beats Fake Jazz 122-115

BananaPeelSlippers
Let’s fucking go. Favors coming for gobert’s ass.

acebull23
favors > some french guy

Relodwire
UTAH ASS ON THE MENU TONIGHT BOIS! WE COMIN FOR IT AND THAT 8 SEED!

tachkazor
Donovan BITCH L?? RUDY GOBUST?? UTAH JASS?? LETS GET IT

liljettt
lmao Ingles has been cooking on BI

NateRgreat
We’re the better team here. Should be a W tonight

It’s the guy from the Orlando thread lol

NateRgreat
This Jazz team is pretty weak without Conley. Should be a W tonight.

NateRgreat
we should NOT be losing to the Jazz….

canary_zoldyck
You obviously don’t watch the Jazz. Mitchell is elite and is carrying this team. They’re well coached, play hard all game amd they play the right way.

NateRgreat
Mitchell seems inefficient, I’d take Ingram over Mitchell any day of the week. A true leader.


NateRgreat
I was wondering why the game was still close. Then I realized Jrue isnt playing. Jazz are lucky.

domuru7722
Clarkson will miss eventually… right?

NateRgreat
Isnt Clarkson the guy from cavaliers?

AdzBoogie
I always thought Donovan Mitchell was overrated but these 2 games against them, he’s scary. Really scary. He carries himself like a star.

NateRgreat
It always seems like Refs are always helping the bad teams against us…. we’d be easily up 15 if not for refs

liljettt
if we made open shots we’d be up 10 at the least

ReggieZoldyk21
BI is making Joe Ingles look like an all star lol.

realmckoy265
Ingles’s game would kill at the Y

canary_zoldyck
Favors needs to step up on those screens. We all know Gobert gets away with moving screens… he’s a lob guy, give Ingram some time to get back.
Lonzo is playing well.
Mitchell is a star man…. good gosh. He’s playing out of position and doesn’t look like it one bit.
Also…. fuck the refs.

causewaytoolong
Kane Fitzgerald sucks dog ass, he has made so many bad calls / no calls tonight.


liljettt
Gobert is ass i just see a tall dude who sets picks and rebounds

canary_zoldyck
They’re not even trying to guard Lonzo that’s just disrespectful… he is making teams pay. Jazz better wake up.

canary_zoldyck
Welp…

urbanzextra
do these guys miss?

Andtheyrustledsoftly
The jazz play the most gimmicky, bullshit offense I’ve ever seen.
They are going to get mowed down by good teams in the playoffs and it will be hilarious.

NateRgreat
We’re a good team, and we’d be mowing them down had they not paid the refs

SaintsBeatEagles
Gentrys fucking late timeouts for fuck sakes. This man has to go

Gay_NBA
These refs are idiots

dalton_k
this reffing is fucking atrocious

NumbChumpsky420
Why the fuck do pels streams show the opposing teams broadcast like 50% of the time? I don’t want to listen to this biased Jazz commentary, but I guess I’m not really in a position to complain lmao

NateRgreat
Jazz has the worst commentators of anyone in the nba, so much mormon dick in they mouth


NateRgreat
Gentry is so inconsistent, we’re not going to make the playoffs if we keep losing to teams like this.

BobMarleynthewhalers
utah is a reallt good team

Jon_Sneaux
Gobert doing whatever the hell he wants out here. Foul on the shot and rebound.

WetHamburg
fuck the jazz!!!!!!!!@@!@

SaintsBeatEagles
We’re tossing this game away this quarter

WetHamburg
Motherfucking referees pieces of shit. Fucking nba should train their fucking refs not pick them up from the fucking streets. These bitches look like random picked from a fucking garbage can motherfcuking pieces of cunt shits

stop_reading__this
Honestly where the fuck does the NBA get these pussy ass referees? Fucking insane egos on these human failures

WetHamburg
My fucking veins is about to explode fuck

liljettt
GOOD ASS 3RD QUARTER

moonshiver
Flock up

lordfeolindo
Flock the fuck up!


Ballgame2398
How does Utah have all these damn 3 point specialists

GobertGrabber
I’m worried we’re not as good at basketball as the Utah Jazz

dalton_k
Gobert only got DPOY cause they didn’t want to give it to AD so he’d want to leave. Don’t @ me

Gay_NBA
Favors>Gobert

Relodwire
What the fuck is the Jazz shooting though? Holy shit.

legend023
Claim: Gobert isn’t an all star
Evidence: This game
Reasoning: He isn’t that good of a defender

Andtheyrustledsoftly
Bogdonavic is unguardable right now

liljettt
Gobert is so trash dude

legend023
Gobert is a bum

DudeWTH
Wtf kinda play was that

3peatlikeMJ
Wtf Ingram. Man these Laker boys needa learn how to close games man. Over Gobert? Seriously.

Swurlington
Call a challenge pussy

DudeWTH
That’s a foul jazz announcers are retarded

liljettt
pussies really left the court

stop_reading__this
these fucking refs, these have been the most egregious bullshit calls of the season.

coolylame
jazz announcers are so fucking trash. Biased trash.

FarcicalRoman
Fucking cunt refs.

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