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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets (Game 5): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 9, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Good evening, everybody.
Let’s end this series. Go Rockets.
Posted by The Boyce on May 8, 2018 | 7:04 PM

What else
does Utah have to throw at us? From what I’ve seen so far Quin is a smart coach. This is the only playoff opponent in my 20+ years of watching Rockets games that I don’t hate. Not an exaggeration. That being said let’s embarass the shit out of these guys
Posted by gangwer.nick on May 8, 2018 | 7:03 PM

These empty seats are such an embarrassment.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 8, 2018 | 7:05 PM

Is this a regular season game?
What is up with these empty seats?
Posted by loydyboi on May 8, 2018 | 7:07 PM

Can we borrow some of the fans back at utah?
Atleast they’d show up and be loud
Posted by loydyboi on May 8, 2018 | 7:14 PM

Damn we can’t hit anything
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 8, 2018 | 7:17 PM

Ugly ass 1Q.
I’ll take being up five.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 8, 2018 | 7:27 PM

I blame the Jazz.
Rockets would love to play a free flowing game.
Posted by Xiane on May 8, 2018 | 7:30 PM

Burks is hella aggressive
Posted by Michael 2k on May 8, 2018 | 7:34 PM

I’m always shocked when that POS looking 3pter goes in.
Posted by Xiane on May 8, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Burks is killing us.
Posted by KLP713 on May 8, 2018 | 7:37 PM

One thing I’ve learned this series that I didn’t know before
Gobert’s hands are really bad. Like, end of rookie year Capela bad
Posted by Michael 2k on May 8, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Asik even.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 7:45 PM


What kind of lazy ass game are we playing?
This is insulting
Posted by gameace777 on May 8, 2018 | 7:49 PM

MDA are you a moron?! call fucking time out christ
what an idiot
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 8, 2018 | 7:49 PM

Harden looking like absolute trash
Everyone blowing by him on D and careless passes on O
Posted by ricefarmer369 on May 8, 2018 | 7:53 PM

when Mitchell sees Harden on him 1on1, ,he sees BBQ chicken
Posted by Patman987 on May 8, 2018 | 7:54 PM

His D hasn’t been bad
but he should never be on Mitchell. He’s too quick for a guy like Harden to defend. His defense on Ingles has been great though, and he’s moving his feet!
Posted by Michael 2k on May 8, 2018 | 7:58 PM

Sloppy game all around.
We’re up because the Jazz are playing sloppier.
Posted by The Boyce on May 8, 2018 | 8:14 PM

Heh, Harden fouled Mitchell on
that drive. Slapped his elbow, no call. Jazz fans are going to be lit.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 8:25 PM

Or Mitchell himself might have another unfortunate remark.
Posted by Xiane on May 8, 2018 | 8:25 PM

Wow, we are playing like absolute garbage
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 8, 2018 | 8:27 PM

Fucking hell
This is COMPLETE shit. Harden misses ANOTHER wide open 3. Like what the fuck
Posted by Relocated_astro on May 8, 2018 | 8:28 PM

I think the Rockets might actually lose this one.
They can’t hit shots for shit and they are being lazy as fuck. The Jazz are still a good NBA team, you have to put forth SOME effort.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 8:28 PM


reggie miller is literally orgasming over donovan mitchell. He cant stand it. Just waiting for a made shot
Posted by martymouse on May 8, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Mitchell hits the most bullshit shots
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 8, 2018 | 8:32 PM

Mitchell is flat out dicking this pathetic fucking team right now
Posted by Relocated_astro on May 8, 2018 | 8:34 PM

Man
It’d be nice if Harden could play as well as Mitchell. LOL
Posted by Relocated_astro on May 8, 2018 | 8:39 PM

What’s really bad is that Mitchell shit talked Harden
and today Harden is letting Mitchell completely outplay him.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 8:39 PM

We have the worst home crowd in the NBA
And it’s not really close.
Posted by TexansRocketsStros on May 8, 2018 | 8:40 PM

I’ve heard a more rowdy crowd at FUNERALS.
Posted by OneManBlitz on May 8, 2018 | 8:40 PM

It’s not a coincidence we’re not as sharp at home
we feed off of energy and our crowd is fucking dead
Posted by goingforthecorner on May 8, 2018 | 8:43 PM

Crowds feed off of energy and
the team doesn’t give a fuck.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 8:45 PM

Damn Gobert is long
Posted by Orange88 on May 8, 2018 | 8:54 PM

Can we stop guarding Mitchell with Harden at all costs?
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 8, 2018 | 8:56 PM

Why can’t Gordon make his 3s like Burks? Why the fuck do I even have to type that question out?
Posted by Relocated_astro on May 8, 2018 | 8:58 PM


Mitchell hurt
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 8:58 PM

He should have about five months to recover.
Posted by The Boyce on May 8, 2018 | 9:01 PM

It looks like he’s out
for the season.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 8, 2018 | 9:04 PM

Goodnight Jazz.
Oh Fuck You Snyder.
Posted by Xiane on May 8, 2018 | 9:11 PM

Shhhh.
Just close your eyes. It’ll all be over soon.
Posted by The Boyce on May 8, 2018 | 9:14 PM

>tfw ghosts of Jazz series past being exorcised RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Posted by TexasBornAndRaised on May 8, 2018 | 9:12 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

acohn1230
will our attendance not be embarrassing for once?

Sweet_Baby_Cheesus
Don’t understand why people don’t wanna show up for the games, and those that do don’t want to put on the shirts.

manethelion
I’m cool with a Jae-centric offense

Raethwood
Fuckin gobert and his gogo gadget arms

dustbuddii
Not too worried. If jazz play like they normally do, well be good

thomas_kneeland
Yes please do put neto in

HydraRegia
Gobert is locked in. Mild concern

nonetimeaccount
HAVEN’T HIT A 3
HAVE THE LEAD
GOODNIGHT, UTAH

SheZowRaisedByWolves
Why are we not leading by 50 at the end of the first lol.

kittymonster99
ingles thinks he’s steph 😏

kittymonster99
Will Norman Osborne, er, Q Snyder win coach of the year?

Catch_These_Hands94
Literally should be up 10 at this point but we are playing down to the competition. Smh

L81ics
neto a bitch lmao

Catch_These_Hands94
All series we have let Burks get lay ups at will. It’s infuriating

blakay_47
Of course you love Ingles Reggie, cuz he a bitch like you


ForIvadell
Lmao jazz totally ignoring tucker and he fucks em up for 8 straight

at_work_safe_acct
I don’t blame them for not wanting to go back to Utah, it is a beautiful place but it is filled with Jazz fans.

Visualizer
Gobert worthless lol.

TokubetsuHabu
Gobert gets chills down his spine even when he just looks at Clint lmao

Catch_These_Hands94
Harden dude. Fucking stop dude. Like a walking turnover right now

jm_v
fuck this. We should be running away with the lead right now…

DeerOnTheRocks
Lmao Gobert thinks he is Clint Capela

Catch_These_Hands94
Harden is fucking garbage right now. No sugar coating. No excuses. Every one is tired. It’s the fucking playoffs.

TheHeardTheorem
Gobert is as bad offensively as he is good defensively

WussupWiddit
We have the lamest home court “advantage” of any playoff team that I have ever watched. Disgraceful.

MugiMartin
I like that the Jazz aren’t laying down. All these people putting the Rockets into the next series are thinking way ahead.

-fearthebeard-
ITS STARTING TO RAIN IN HOUSTON

texanHP4L
What an end to the half!!!!!!


nonetimeaccount
go ahead, jae. launch 3s over capela all you want. let me know how it works out for you.

jm_v
Gobert is such a pussy lol

nonetimeaccount
CALL OFF YOUR DOGS, QUINN. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS.

GrandWizardN3W4H
Jesus someone guard Mitchell

Catch_These_Hands94
Fucking pathetic

IHaveNussingToSay
This is pathetic as shit…

Catch_These_Hands94
Goddamn embarrassing

Xiomaraff
What the fuck is this shit ?

kittymonster99
chill guys, it’s the jazz


chandlerw88
Donovan Mitchell is so nasty. The NBA is in a good place.

manethelion
Seriously, I love that kid. He’s going to be a force in this league.

chandlerw88
I love his game and tenacity. Dude is a ball player

jm_v
We are getting rooked…

j3i
And now Mitchell is on fire. Great job MDA

nonetimeaccount
mitchell makes some incredible shots that nobody has any business making. he lets these scoops go from the weirdest angles and horrible positions but he makes them.

TokubetsuHabu
He’s really nice with it, man. I’m of the belief he will be a top 10 player in 3 years.

MeagerCycle
I have to say I like how aggressive Mitchell is

kittymonster99
ohhh the jizz went on a mini-run. I’m soooo scared

121910
Stop fking Donovan Mitchell plz omg

Catch_These_Hands94
Pathetic that we can’t guard this dude

chandlerw88
Mitchell is doing what harden should be doing.

jm_v
Pretty sure Mitchell has been getting more star calls than Harden this game

turtlechef
fucking mitchell

jm_v
We really let a rookie drop 22 on us… intensity has to pick it the fuck up…

manethelion
Major props to Don. What a quarter.

MugiMartin
Goddamn, I hate how good Mitchell is.

j3i
Amazing quarter from Mitchell. Utah making their best shot now.

jm_v
We can not let this shit go back to Utah. Team and that bitch ass lower bowl better wake the fuck up


EnterAdman
Mike, maybe act like you’ve got some brain cells and play our actual center?

IHaveNussingToSay
Excellent start to the 4th…

postentrypass
No Rubio, no Exum for the Jazz. Guess it evens out, no Harden for the Rockets.
These are the big moments when Hakeem asserted himself. Right now, honestly, much of the post-season criticism directed at Harden is deserved.

2Talloperator
GERALD “HOUSTON AS FUCK” GREEN

Lotus_
SHOW THEM WHO THE DUNK CHAMPION IS.

IHaveNussingToSay
Burkes’ janky ass 3 has no business going in

IveAlreadyWon
I mean, fuck Mitchell, and all, but I would rather him be in the game than injured. I hate injuries.

Smashing8s9sAnd10s
With Mitchell done, there’s no way the Rockets should lose this. Blow them out now.

TokubetsuHabu
Ahwww man, that really sucks for Mitchell. Not like this

armanigracia
Mitchell is my ROY, much respect.

EnterAdman
I’m so ready to be done with the Jazz. Ugly ass team, ugly ass jersey, ugly ass fans, ugly ass jerseys.

DeerOnTheRocks
If the Jazz could get Whiteside they would be a lot better. Needs to ditch Gogurt

gmann2k10
I’m sorry but the timing of that splitscreen with Mitchell on a cart was hilarious.

DoctorStark7
BYE BYE UTAH

NoFatChiqs
Mitchel is out for the rest of the season I hear

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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets (Game 4): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 7, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Go Houston! Good luck to take another W back home!
Hopefully it is going to be another massacre that we have witnessed many times against Jazz.

Posted by hundred cs on May 6, 2018 | 6:49 PM

Crazy start
Good energy on D though. Capela is dominating.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 7:15 PM

Can we stop getting our shots blocked?
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 6, 2018 | 7:14 PM

Ingles blows by Harden.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:21 PM

Crowder blows by Harden. Step the fuck up, guys.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:22 PM

Exum blows by Green. Someone stay in front of their man, ffs lol.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:25 PM

Harden is getting calls, so that’s nice.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:26 PM

Freaking Exum
first Rose now this guy comes out of nowhere

Posted by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Dante Exum pick and rolls are now destroying the Rockets defense
Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 7:30 PM

hahahaha keeping booing Jazz fans
thankfully the refs are giving Harden some calls

Posted by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2018 | 7:30 PM

God I hope the Jazz keep isoing Mitchell
it’s so much less effective than any of their other actions

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 7:32 PM

What is Crowder shooting from 3? 80%?
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 7:39 PM


What is Crowder’s contract status?
Imagine him on this team instead of Anderson.

Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 7:41 PM

You know, I’m beginning to think Crowder is annoying.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 7:42 PM

He’d look good in Rocket red tho.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 7:46 PM

These refs are terrible fucking trash
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 7:50 PM

The refs have completely swallowed their whistle
when the Rockets have the ball in order to get the Jazz back in the game. I knew when I saw Ken Mauer’s name on the ref list that it was going to be like this.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 7:52 PM

Refs caused all of that for utah
Pathetic. Swallow their whistle on one end but call bullshit on the other

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 7:52 PM

We can’t get a call for anything
But the refs can’t wait to blow their fucking whistles when a Rocket just looks at a Jazz player funny.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on May 6, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Harden still can’t get a whistle though.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 7:58 PM

Come on Joe Ingles
You are better than that.

Posted by hundred cs on May 6, 2018 | 8:00 PM

Lol that was a flagrant apparently
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 6, 2018 | 8:00 PM

Flopping ass team.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 8:01 PM

Stop flopping
Ghost of AK/Boozer/Dwill

Posted by Daniel C on May 6, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Oh, you can go back further than that.
It’s in the Jazz DNA.

Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:03 PM


Man 8 on 5 to the max!!!
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Utah fans better not say a fucking
word about refs or flops after this one. Refs and flops are literally the only thing keeping them in the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:03 PM

Now CP3 is
giving the Jazz some of their own medicine and he’s starting to flop himself.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:06 PM

Man 8 on 5 and we’re still up 10 at the half.
Let’s finish these floppers in the second half… We’ll and Tuesday too.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Played 5 on 8 that entire quarter and we still increased our lead.
Fuck the NBA for trying to extend the only series left 2-1.

Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Chris Paul is a gritty, tough motherfucker that I want to retire a Rocket
Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Y’know… just a little I want PJ or Green to send Ingles and Mitchell to the ground SOOOO HARD.
Like come on! Another hard foul, make em’ scared!

Posted by RocketsFan95 on May 6, 2018 | 8:10 PM

Nah, Mitchell is cool
I’d like someone to knock Crowder to the ground tho

Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Mitchell falls down more than curry
Posted by TEXANalytics on May 6, 2018 | 8:25 PM

Wow, any Jazz basket is like they won the finals.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:48 PM

THEY CUT THE DEFICIT TO 14!!!!!!
GET THE PARADE READY!!!!

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Well, it’s a loyal crowd, I’ll give them that.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:51 PM


Let’s have a strong 4th Rockets
No need to go back to that place.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Wtf ingles is shoving people all over the place
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 8:58 PM

Ingles is basically diet Ginobili.
Posted by CP3Clutch on May 6, 2018 | 8:58 PM

man the jazz are really trying to flop tonight all game.
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:00 PM

This is unwatchable
The NBA should be ashamed of this disgrace of officiating going on here

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 9:03 PM

HARDEN IS KILLING US
Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 9:07 PM

If Harden could get the whistles they were giving Mitchell tonight, he’d
have 15 more points.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Harden is detrimental thus far
Posted by tunatango on May 6, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Harden if you’re not gonna move two feet during the entire possession why are you even out there?
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 9:09 PM

Man, this crowd is loud as hell.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 9:10 PM

It’s the last time they’ll get
to cheer for their team this season.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:11 PM


Capela OWNS Gobert!!!!! LOL!!
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:21 PM

A Message To You, Rudy
Capela is Better.

Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 9:23 PM

He is.
He is 100% Rudy Gobert’s father.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:26 PM

Literally all this Neto kid does
is flop.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:23 PM

Capela OWNS the JAZZ
Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 9:25 PM

My God ingles is such a bitch!!!!
They had the refs on their side and still could sniff a win

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 9:25 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

tonypearcern
Sister Wives getting fucked again tonight

WhoBeCreepin
Last home game of the season for the Jazz. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO ROCKETS!

Sodium_Chloride09
ready to crush mormon souls

memeteam5
My erection from last game hasn’t gone down yet

nonetimeaccount
32% from mitchell? that’s westbrook levels of good. we better watch out, he might steal mvp.

matts290
Rudy Gay Bear

pythagoras_gonzalez
Our shot blocker is better then your shot blocker

ThornGodOfPricks
First Rubio now the guy starting for Rubio, man I hate injuries. I want to win, but I want to win against a team at full strength.

ManShutUp
SWEEP THE LEG JAMES NO MERCY COBRA KAI

IHaveNussingToSay
Confirmed refs have swallowed whistles

ManShutUp
Jae Crowder is such a bitch

IHaveNussingToSay
With the way exum closes out, I wouldn’t be surprised if he “accidentally” lands in harden’s landing space. He looks like a dirty player

lilpaki
Looks like Utah is more concerned with changing their court design than their game plan


Catch_These_Hands94
How about guarding exum. Jesus Christ

jm_v
Still not guarding Ingles I see

Briand2714
GUARD INGLES FFS

TokubetsuHabu
Literally the worst person to leave open on their team is Ingles and we do it nearly every time he gets the ball like he’s fucking Andre Roberson

kittymonster99
Rick Rubio reminds me of Latka from Taxi

LordCarlos23
Fuck Jae

Rologames
Quinn Snider looks like General Palpatine mid transition to Darth Sidious.

LordCarlos23
Exum is a bum

GrandWizardN3W4H
Exum has had a lot of injuries deter his career, his style of play is going to get turn him into Derrick Rose fast if he ain’t careful

LordCarlos23
Exum is one of the worst bust ever

Catch_These_Hands94
This fucking ridiculous. Can’t stop exum of all people from driving

gmann2k10
Exum getting too confident. He needs another ball to the face

jm_v
Jazz will complain about anything


IHaveNussingToSat
Head ass horse boy slaps harden’s head and complains lmao

Rologames
Lmao Jazz fans really that angry? He clearly hit his head

Next_Episode
lmao, wow Utah fans are pretty uneducated in the states only sport. sad

ZeroMaverickHOU
Making dinner, pacing my kitchen, singing: “Fuck you Utah, Fuck you mormons,”

Lotus_
What an ugly looking city. lmao.

L81ics
Mormons never were great city planners or architects

IHaveNussingToSay
Jerebko is a bitch

SheZowRaisedByWolves
JEREBKO LOOK LIKE MALFOY

gmann2k10
Fuck Jerebko

jm_v
FUCK JAE

CozySlum
I don’t know why I have such an irrational hatred of Ingles. Maybe it’s because he looks like he eats room temperature mayo out of a jar with a spoon and chases it down with a handle of cheap whiskey before game time?

Lotus_
damn, let him live.

Next_Episode
horrible logo, horrible color scheme and you have to root for toby flenderson.
id be mad too

LordCarlos23
Damn, Hayward took the cute dancers with him. Last year they were pretty hot.


j1h15233
The Capela or Gobert argument is definitely over now right?

kevo1001
Sweet capela makes dis straight man wanna bang a fella.

ceremonial_ass
Heaven is a place where a video of Ingles missing a wide open layup plays on repeat

ThornGodOfPricks
Oh my God seriously refs, eat a dick

Cheesytacos123
Can’t get a single fucking call what the fuck?

TheBeardedOne123
Man the refs have been completely in favor of the jazz this quarter. But we are still up 10….

Sabinr13
Fuck these fucking flops bro

CozySlum
WTF is up with all this goddamn flopping?

nonetimeaccount
JAZZ FANS, HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THIS KIND OF BASKETBALL? THIS IS SO AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME. DISGUSTING.

fourchainz__
Lmao Utah fans built different fam, absolutely repulsive

-fearthebeard-
Lmao jazz fans all look like weebs

Lotus_
Dont disrepect weebs like that, at least they have some respect for themselves. loooool.

Matterak
I love it when the Jazz fans go nuts, like they’re ahead, when they’re still down by nine…

Capeladirk2654
Those damn Mormons, rebelling by going to a basketball game on Sunday


KatKat23421
I don’t think PJ meant to do that.

Next_Episode
its just an eye, you have 2 of them….why are they bitching so much?

kittymonster99
you just got Jingled

chandlerw88
No need to look at this. Complete accident

IHaveNussingToSay
RIP ingles, that sniper truly got him…

MeagerCycle
The jazz should win an oscar with all this great acting tonight

kittymonster99
white man gets slapped & the whole state goes bezerk

Lotus_
Facts.

j1h15233
If that’s a flagrant, Gobert should be suspended

HookEmHorns16
Truth

htown_bro
Grazed his face, pussy.

xyz_shadow
The state of Utah will unironically defend the Scranton Strangler

Next_Episode
HA HA HA FUCK YOU TOBY YOU ONE EYED BITCH

TexansHoeBoy
HAHA INGLES IS BLIND

TokubetsuHabu
Now Utah is going to get every call from here on out. Be prepared guys

MeagerCycle
Rockets vs. Refs next on TNT


prominx
That guy in the blazer has 6 wifes and I can’t figure out how he can afford to go the the game with floor seats.

Youdidntmemetoo
jazz fans a bunch of fat ugly fucks

mzbutterzworth
Jazz fans make me want to die lol. Ew.

mothersuckel
If you lived in Utah you would still want to die

armanigracia
Wow Mitchell is fucking good. He’s gonna be a great one. Much respect.

L81ics
hope he gets out of utah tbh.

IHaveNussingToSay
Clint, put this cuttlefish looking rookie in his place

Rologames
I’m going to be pretty sad if Mitchell doesn’t win ROTY. He deserves it

DeerOnTheRocks
Mormon refs Confirmed

CozySlum
These refs are blatantly fucking us.

MeagerCycle
These refs blow so hard they make the porn industry look bad

LordCarlos23
We playing around with these Jizz

TexansHoeBoy
Hey that’s gay

TokubetsuHabu
Fuck Toby Flenderson


PreacherOfPositivity
The Jazz have one of the top two ugliest color schemes/courts in the league. God it’s so boring.

TokubetsuHabu
I can’t even imagine how much I would hate the Jazz if they didn’t have Mitchell.

Lotus_
Same, hes the only person I tolerate.

jbags5
I like Quin and Toby Flenderson too. I liked em a lot vs OKC and I’m sure I’d like em a lot if they were playing GS right now.

TokubetsuHabu
Mitchell is the only redeeming quality about the Jazz. I have respect for Snyder too but that’s really it. I can’t stand their fans or the rest of the org.

Cheesytacos123
Snyder looks like a movie villain

Twistit1
Why aren’t we getting any fucking calls

IHaveNussingToSay
The refs are actually turning a blind eye to the Jazz defense

egr281
Harden is really doing his best to lose this game, dude has no sense of urgency whatsoever.

IHaveNussingToSay
FUCK YOU LANKY ASS BAGUETTE

iAmJimmyHoffa
i wonder how much Utah spent to pay off these refs and we’re still fucking winning lmao

TokubetsuHabu
Everyone on the Jazz besides Mitchell flops

MeagerCycle
Dude Gobert is a bitch, flops on every play


CozySlum
Someone called Exum’s being like Rose earlier. I don’t wanna see anyone get injured but his play style is suicidal.

GrandWizardN3W4H
Just a matter of time with Exum, no idea why someone with his injury history maintains such a risky play style

TokubetsuHabu
Gobert is human garbage. Wacky inflatable arm man mother fucker

egr281
Damn their coach looks like a raging cokehead lol

Twistit1
In college he used to do cocaine and fuck players GFs lol

lovetape
Utah is a beautiful state that is ruined by the people

TokubetsuHabu
Exactly. They don’t deserve that all of that beautiful land

nonetimeaccount
SNYDER’S HAIR IS A MESS. GAME OVER.

chandlerw88
I fully expect Snyder to take time off during a season to attend rehab.

MeagerCycle
The jazz play very hard but they just don’t have the talent yet

KatKat23421
A fan just got ejected

Lotus_
LMAO. Really?! What did he do?

kittymonster99
probably talkin trash. oh, and being black


TimelyCandy
I wish that Ryno was more like Ingles

Texxas_Cowboy
CP3 want that WCF like a Utah man wants another wife

MeagerCycle
Utah fans are some of the worst fans on the planet

azr0021
Imagine thinking that Ricky Rubio would actually make a difference in this series.

ceremonial_ass
At least Quinn Snyder will have a job playing movie villains when he retires

Sabinr13
Bruh, Snyder looks like the foster parent form Like Mike

kittymonster99
how much adderall is jazz coach on

KidProd2335
Not gonna lie Snyder looking kinda spooky

falsealarmm
The Jazz is completely lost without Mitchell.

MeagerCycle
Ingles is such a terrible player

IHaveNussingToSay
Neto pls stop

L81ics
flopmaster neto tryin it.

j3i
dirty move by Neto

IHaveNussingToSay
HELL YEAH CC, PUT THIS GODDAMN CUTTLEFISH ROOK IN HIS PLACE

timeisawasteofmoney
the jazz are actually going to hurt themselves with these outrageous full-body fall on the floor flops


IveAlreadyWon
Who’s in Utah, and feels like murdering a ref or three tonight?

Rologames
Jazz better lock the secret door after this game

Sabinr13
So Mitchell bucks up to Capela but he gets a tech??

L81ics
Utah is scared of foreigners

Catch_These_Hands94
Harden is losing us this game. Unbelievable

IHaveNussingToSay
Harden you fucking tit

j3i
Harden is single handedly bringing the Jazz back in this game right now.

IHaveNussingToSay
The lack of strippers in Utah is killing harden, the only logical explanation

Chrispytoast123
“we need stops”
10/10 coaching Jazz

chow-time
CAPELAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TokubetsuHabu
Clint has got these Utah fans so sad hahahaha

SheZowRaisedByWolves
Mitchell can literally not stop playing like garbage.

thomas_kneeland
Gobert is soft

TheHeardTheorem
I’ll say it again….Gobert is soft AF!

Cat-Like-reflexes
I literally think every black person in the State of Utah is on the court right now…

ModernContemporary
I want more boos from the fans. Their tears are delicious!

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets (Game 3): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 5, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Mitchell Game Blouses’d us last game. We must make him pay.
by KLP713 on May 4, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Shirts that say
“We are Utah” are likely to elicit responses that they don’t intend. “Whoopty fuck” or “I’m sorry” come to mind.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 9:40 PM

Here’s comes another fan base booing Harden for no reason
by TEXANalytics on May 4, 2018 | 9:42 PM

lol pathetic fans booing like worthless human beings
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:42 PM

anytime fans do that
they are just openly admitting that they are pathetic

by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:44 PM

Watch how much Jingles pushes off. Its kind of amazing.
by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 9:43 PM

HOLY SHIT!
Finally a 3 second call on Gobert. Should have been about a dozen of them last game.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 9:49 PM

haha wow their fans really are THAT stupid
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:49 PM

Clear charge on MItchell
Shut up, Jazz fans.

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 9:52 PM

dante exema doesnt look very good today
harden making him look stupid

by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 10:00 PM

I love everything about micthell except his shot selection
by Michael 2k on May 4, 2018 | 10:02 PM

Are you kidding me?
Alec Burks can’t even crack the rotation and then becomes a goddamn allstar against us?

by ehburrus on May 4, 2018 | 10:05 PM


Crowder is signed for under 7 million.
How much do you think it would take to get Utah to trade him to us? Ariza, a first and a second?
He just would fit exactly what we do so well.

by AlDe2356 on May 4, 2018 | 10:06 PM

Burks is balling
For the jazz

by KrisD on May 4, 2018 | 10:12 PM

I’ve never seen a more out of control looking player make more shots.
His three form is appalling, but it goes in.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 10:14 PM

Exum is bad and he’s finally playing like it, unlike in the last game
by BrianHoyerHOF on May 4, 2018 | 10:13 PM

Why boo that?
It was clearly a foul.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:13 PM

i mean, it’s jazz fans
they dont even know they are at a basketball game

by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 10:14 PM

It’s Utah.
There’s probably not much else they can do. I mean, what all is there in Utah?

by The Boyce on May 4, 2018 | 10:15 PM

I hear they have
good skiing some of the year.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:15 PM

That’s Colorado.
by The Boyce on May 4, 2018 | 10:16 PM

So is O’Neale the random player we’re gonna let go off on us today?
by BrianHoyerHOF on May 4, 2018 | 10:27 PM

It was a cute little run by Utah
while it lasted

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM


Joe ingles might be one of the biggest floppers in the league
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Could we call one of Ingles infinite pushoffs? One?
by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Take Note Jazz!!
Down 30

by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 10:38 PM

I’ll be really disappointed if the Rockets
come out content and let the Jazz get back in it. They need to send a message, this needs to be a 40 point win.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:49 PM

Lol Gobert can’t score on Capela
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 10:58 PM

holy crap james head hit the ground hard. how is he standing
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:09 PM

That’s twice Gobert has wildly swung and hit Harden in this series
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:11 PM

That will be reviewed
and I bet a post game flagrant awarded. Oh yeah it’s Harden..ruled as common.

by tunatango on May 4, 2018 | 11:10 PM

Getting tired of Gobert’s bullshit.
So the Neto Dribble Directly Into Defender and Fling Yourself Back While Shooting play is officially a thing.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:17 PM

lol refs trying get this game close
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Very, very bullshit calls.
by KLP713 on May 4, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Is Neto the same player as JJ Berea?
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:25 PM

Not the shooter
by Michael 2k on May 4, 2018 | 11:32 PM

I was referring only to the level of assholeness
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:42 PM


Refs tried so hard!
BOOOOOOO! JAZZ SUCKS!

by hundred cs on May 4, 2018 | 11:23 PM

Fuck you Gobert.
I’m liking you less every second

by eastman88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:30 PM

Doesnt ingles know white guys cant step back.
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:32 PM

Go away John Stockton.
Stay away.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:40 PM

God, please not Jerry Sloan.
Ugh. Revolting.
The price for blowing out the Jazz is hearing from “Jazz Legends”.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:42 PM

LOL papa Stockton not impressed by his son’s garbage time bucket lol.
He’s like “back in my day i was on the dream team- Kids these days”

by eastman88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:47 PM

They are cheering like NCAA fans do when a walk-on scores
LoL at Legacy players.

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:47 PM

Gotta hand it to the Vivant crowd…
they managed a slight erection down …twenty something.

by chuckiepoo on May 4, 2018 | 11:48 PM

well we easily survived game 1 at the first church of salt lake
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

y666
We are clutch city. We play best when people don’t expect us to. Rockets in 5.

TheHeardTheorem
I usually have some sort of feel or expectation for how I think a game is going to go for the Rockets. The only thing that I’m 100% certain of for tonight’s game is that Jazz fans will struggle to clap and chant in rhythm.

something322
I dont see the Rockets beating a Jazz team led by Quin Snyder, a man with a 165 IQ

optimuspoopprime
All seats full at tip off. Something they do better then us

KatKat23421
It’s Utah.
There’s nothing else to do there.

DrRenovation
Toyota Center does not sound like this at the beginning of games

etrecorde
Im a homer but THAT is what a home crowd is supposed to look like. Alright

AShiftInOrbit
Crowd makes me jealous.

Karbonyte
man FUCK ingles

nonetimeaccount
REALLY? AN INGLES OPEN 3 ON THE FIRST PLAY? DID WE LEARN NOTHING?

KatKat23421
Those unis hurt my eyes.

–Brad
Lord Athreeza

nonetimeaccount
THE MORMONS WILL LEARN OF THE ONE TRUE LORD


newshoes46
We need to go up by 25 to shut the crowd up. Never let sounds emit from them again.

I-Dine-With-H-Tine
We looking good :)

trecorde
Quin Snyder or Patrick Bateman? Porquenolosdos

BigDummy666
UTAH IS A BUNCH OF COLOR COORDINATED WEENIES 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

lilpaki
Who has more turnovers? The Utah Jazz or a Turnover factory?!
I know the joke sucks but fuck the Jazz anyway

CozySlum
Fuck Ingle’s soccer mom looking bitch ass.

bellsofwar3
I’m still chuckling at all those people that thought the jazz had a chance.

faiosa
I once heard this crazy rumor that Utah has a great crowd. Haha

ZeroMaverickHOU
YO, fuck you Utah lmao

fishingforchips
Utah, you friccin morons

ASpendsKarmaOnHookers
Mormons where yall at??


pythagoras_gonzalez
I think having Utah fans in red shirts was a great idea

doublehouston
Agreed. I thought we bought out a section

Nugget300O
Those Utah jerseys and court are stupid

Nugget300O
What are they trying to do forecast the sunset to there season

Bossblakay_47
This doesn’t look like DWade from 2006 Mitchell…

nonetimeaccount
HOW IS JAE CROWDER SHOOTING LIKE THIS? IS HE AWARE OF HIS CAREER %S?

cronidollas
Their crowd is loud as shit considering they are down by 20

prominx
Their crowd is much louder then ours

Deviuz
it’s fucking embarassing, their team is down 17 but they’re screaming like they’re up 20. i wish our crowd showed that kind of passion.

StraightoutaBrompton
I hate them and all, but I’m really fond of the new color scheme as well as the court design. Now if they could pick a nickname to match and give New Orleans their cultural heritage back. I don’t know why I feel so strongly about a nickname, but it offends me.

HookEmHorns16
I’m with you. NOLA rightfully deserves the Jazz name.

MugiMartin
And after the first quarter, the Rockets are off to a great start against the Utah Suns.


MugiMartin
And after the first quarter, the Rockets are off to a great start against the Utah Suns.

provethatiexist
Capela straight embarrassing them boys

trecorde
Girlbert who?!

ManShutUp
Feels good to smash the Jazz again. I forgot how nice it was to crush Stockton and Malone’s dreams on the way to the two chips.

DodgerFntic94
Watching Capela block both Favors and Gobert is giving me a raging hard on as a Thunder fan considering our paint protectors were garbage

tre903
Not even a rockets fan but i’m getting hype af, fuck the jazz and their bitch ass crowd

LorcasOFFICIAL
Lmao Mormons

IHaveNussingToSay
REFS ALREADY BAILING OUT THE JAZZ

CozySlum
Lol a guy named Jonas would play for the Jazz.

jsting
We are taking them behind the woodshed and whipping the fuck out of the jazz

-fearthebeard-
I didn’t see a single person of color in the stand lmao

L1ghtf1ghter
JustUtahThings


realstekcor
damn these mormons loud af. wish our crowd rocked like this.

LorcasOFFICIAL
Why the fuck is utah louder than Houston was?

IveAlreadyWon
Basketball is literally the only thing Utah lives for. Their shithole state, and shithole people have nothing else.

tugboatDTD
Eh, skiing, beautiful landscapes, and polygamy are all pretty neat.

DreamMoverAndShaker
Honestly fuck the entire state of Utah.

LorcasOFFICIAL
Utah, aka the most irrelevant state in the US.

H-townwx91
Bruhh Utah is the whitest arena I’ve ever seen lol

IHaveNussingToSay
REFS ARE MORMONS CONFIRMED

CozySlum
Fuck these refs!

LorcasOFFICIAL
FUCK. THE. REFS. MIGHT AS WELL REVIVE HELLEN KELLER AND HIRE HER

CozySlum
Ingles you soft spaghetti dicked bitch!

tugboatDTD
Fuck joe ingles

Lotus_
I thought game two was bad, this game is looking like its the worse reffed this series.


LorcasOFFICIAL
How the fuck does jae crowder wash that nasty ass mono dread

Cheesytacos123
You don’t wash dreads…

CapelaThunderfin
Lol, Gobert’s haircut is so stupid.

CozySlum
He looks like a stretched out lego person.

CozySlum
He needs to stop going to Ingles’ barber.

nonetimeaccount
LET’S GET NECROPHILIAC IN HERE AND KEEP FUCKING THEIR DEAD BODIES

L1ghtf1ghter
THE ROCKETS ARE UP BY 30 POINTS.

IveAlreadyWon
70 point halfffff

CozySlum
Joe Ingles with his warm milk drinking ass!

pythagoras_gonzalez
Turnovers ain’t kill Utah, WE killing Utah

bellsofwar3
Mitchell is good but man is that guy overhyped.

Ricochet142
I’d like to thank the Jazz for dressing and playing like the Suns

Rocketsel_monstruo
They said the Rockets got Jingled. The Jazz getting Pringled boys!


SpendsKarmaOnHookers
Try spotting a colored fan in the Utah crowd. I literally can’t find more than one and he was wearing a Rockets jersey.

CozySlum
Jazz should trade us uniforms. They’re too shitty to be wearing flames!

bellsofwar3
Capela is killing Gobert. Did France invade Switzerland or something?

Lotus_
Guys its almost half way through the 3rd and they havnt scored 50 yet. LOOOOL.

juanschwartz
Anybody called the Salt Lake City PD to report the rape on live television?

animal_backwards
Gobert is dirty af

TheHeardTheorem
We need to relentlessly boo the ever living fuck out of the Stifle Coward in Game 5

IHaveNussingToSay
You can boo all you like jazz fans, but you’ll wake up tomorrow and still be Mormon

prominx
Don’t they get like 72 virgins or some shit

trecorde
Jinglesballs looks like any old plumber in the crowd

kittymonster99
Jazz fans cheering right now is akin to a mom applauding their kid making poopy.


Cheesytacos123
LOL look at all these sad Utah fans.

Lotus_
Why are they wearing our colors though?

pythagoras_gonzalez
They know the winning side when they see one

doublehouston
I laughed my ass off when I saw the tequila sunrise. You knew it was game over.

LOOK_AT_IT
STOCKTON LOOKING SAD MAKES ME HAPPY AS FUCK

HookEmHorns
Knowing Jordan mushroom stamped them makes me even more happy.

IveAlreadyWon
Interesting fact. John Stockton & Dr34m have a combined 2 Championship rings.

bellsofwar3
Lead is 27. Not liking this.

nonetimeaccount
O’NEALE REMEMBERED HE WAS GARBAGE

emand7
Tbh those jazz fans are louder than us even when down 30

IHaveNussingToSay
Someone please take gobert’s ankles

nonetimeaccount
WITH 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE 4TH QUARTER THE JAZZ HAVE FINALLY TOPPED OUR HALFTIME SCORE

]LOOK_AT_IT
Congrats to the Jazz for hitting the Rockets halftime score in the 4th quarter!


KatKat23421
The shape of the state of Utah is weird.

DeerOnTheRocks
It’s the shape of a toilet

Lotus_
Cause its where shit lives.

theep3
I know I commented about him last game but Neto kinda cute no homo, can I say that? Is it allowed?

SpendsKarmaOnHookers
If there was one dude I would bang in the nba it’d be Rubio no homo

rolandoftheendless
It’s been bothering me all series but…these /r/nba rockets and jazz fans are acting like were friendly and this is a cool matchup. I want our starters to stay in so long we win by 100 and take custody of Stocktons kids and his wife leaves him for The Dreams butler

lurgar
FUCK JOHN STOCKTON

HookEmHorns16
Didn’t he used to wipe the side of his face during free throws to say hi to his daughters?

LOOK_AT_IT
Hey Stockton – remember all those rings you won?

Lotus_
UGH. SLOAN.

pythagoras_gonzalez
Fuck Coach Sloan too, that guy really sucked

theep3
God David Stockton has a baby face he looks just like his dad

DeerOnTheRocks
RYNO!!!! It’s ova!!!!

IHaveNussingToSay
Well, they pulled it back to 21. May as well chalk it up as a loss boys…

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets (Game 2): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 3, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Time to turn off the Jazz
Posted by iCheerio on May 2, 2018 | 6:52 PM

and make them sing the Blues
Posted by TexianArmy3495 on May 2, 2018 | 7:00 PM

Empty seats…
everyone at the yankees astro game?

Posted by iCheerio on May 2, 2018 | 7:18 PM

Garbage defense to
start the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 7:20 PM

Well at least we’re playing the Jazz and not the Warriors
we’d be down 15 already playing like this.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 7:23 PM

Atrocious defense thus far. What the hell are they doing? Credit the Jazz for hitting their shots and finding the open looks.
Posted by CP3Clutch on May 2, 2018 | 7:25 PM

Ingles is letting us have it
Posted by KrisD on May 2, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Jazz 2 points in the last 3 minutes after 20 in the first 6
Posted by Michael 2k on May 2, 2018 | 7:33 PM

Jazz fans should be stoked
The refs are letting their players do whatever they please to harden with 0 consequences

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 2, 2018 | 7:36 PM

Exum’s strategy seems to be hope he doesn’t get called and assault whomever he’s guarding.
Posted by Xiane on May 2, 2018 | 7:36 PM

Seriously pathetic effort
thus far.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 7:48 PM

Seriously can someone tell them this is the damn playoffs
some fucking effort would be appreciated

Posted by Michael 2k on May 2, 2018 | 7:50 PM


Gave up 36 to Utah
not a winning formula

Posted by Michael 2k on May 2, 2018 | 7:42 PM

Okay. So the Jazz played their best quarter of the season and we’re down 8. Whatever. Props to them.
Posted by CP3Clutch on May 2, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Let’s hope
they just blew their load.

Posted by tunatango on May 2, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Damn. All of the ROckets are on max contracts and…
The Jazz are are playing for free.

Posted by chuckiepoo on May 2, 2018 | 7:56 PM

wow lol the fix is in boys
fucking pathetic how obvious this is

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 2, 2018 | 8:13 PM

harden fouled again
these refs can get jumped

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 2, 2018 | 8:15 PM

its amazing we get these 2 refs
hardens nemesis brothers
pauls nemesis foster

Posted by martymouse on May 2, 2018 | 8:16 PM

lol @ that Ingles foul
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Lmao Harden threw himself into Ingles
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Harden
bringing us back from the dead.

Posted by tunatango on May 2, 2018 | 8:19 PM


DOWN TO 4
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 8:36 PM

Joe Ingles is ridiculous!!!! but we gonna win
Posted by Patman987 on May 2, 2018 | 8:38 PM

I knew Ingles was gonna be the Jazz player I hated this most this series.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 8:39 PM

TIE BALLGAME
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 8:42 PM

It took 5 game minutes to cut a 16 point defecit to zero
Posted by martymouse on May 2, 2018 | 8:43 PM

WOW, refs taking over
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 8:54 PM

Refs trying to keep this close.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 8:54 PM

It’d be nice if CP3 would show up now
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 8:55 PM

Every game against
the Warriors will be 5 on 8, might as well get used to it now.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 8:57 PM

More
5 on 8 keeping the Jazz in it after the Rockets finally woke up.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 9:01 PM

Lmao Alec Burks 17 points on 7/11 shooting
How is that even possible

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 9:09 PM

When did Burks become Michael Jordan?
Posted by Xiane on May 2, 2018 | 9:09 PM


We play like garbage and have the lead with 8 minutes to go.
Take Note Jazz

Posted by martymouse on May 2, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Why the fuck is Dante Exum hitting 3s?
Better yet, why the fuck is Dante Exum actually getting minutes in a playoff game and not looking terrible?

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Are we playing the Utah Jazz or
The Navy Seal snipers??

Posted by Daniel C on May 2, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Keep leaving Ingles smh
Posted by Michael 2k on May 2, 2018 | 9:21 PM

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE INGLES OPEN
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:21 PM

This trash offense shooting lights out from the 3 point line is irritating
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 9:21 PM

These refs are fucking trash.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:25 PM

All the fouls are Rockets fouls.
Posted by Xiane on May 2, 2018 | 9:26 PM

Even though they had to play 5 on 8 all game long,
the Rockets still don’t deserve to win a game where they shoot 26% from 3.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2018 | 9:27 PM


STOP LEAVING INGLES OPEN
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:29 PM

Literally all you have to do is stick on Ingles.. stop giving him 4 feet of floor space
Posted by TEXANalytics on May 2, 2018 | 9:29 PM

The Rockets don’t deserve to win this when they leave Joe Ingles wide open this often.
Posted by ehburrus on May 2, 2018 | 9:29 PM

If you let Joe Ingles beat you, you deserve to lose.
Posted by The Boyce on May 2, 2018 | 9:31 PM

THESE REFS FUCKING SUCK
Posted by martymouse on May 2, 2018 | 9:32 PM

Man fuck this ref team.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:32 PM

Dante Exum is a scrub
Him having this kind of impact in this game is beyond annoying

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 9:32 PM

Jesus Christ
This scrub is having the game of his life

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 2, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Not a coincidence we got these refs.
its just not
too much questionable bullshit this game swinging momentum at key points

Posted by martymouse on May 2, 2018 | 9:34 PM

This is why it’s hard for me to get into the NBA.
It’s rigged.

Posted by The Boyce on May 2, 2018 | 9:38 PM

Bullshit fucking game.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:42 PM

Tony Brothers can suck my butt.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 2, 2018 | 9:54 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

HardenLordCarlos23
This place is still empty asf. This team deserves better!

yooston
Reporting live from TC, empty seats all over the place. Embarrassed.. :(

animal_backwards
this crowd is embarassing

nonetimeaccount
god our home crowd sucks

MyOtherActGotBanned
Holy fuck the empty seats

the_darryheir
We can’t let fucking ingles get to the paint like that

nonetimeaccount
who spells o’neal with an e at the end? that man is not to be trusted.

Louisetrecorde
Joe the Plumber is ballin’. Cant allow that boys

MIERDAPORQUE
Rockets are gonna get destroyed by Warriors playing like this. They need to dominate the game early and put Jazz away!

faiosa
Our crowd is so fucking disappointing

Holoborisless
man jingles looking like curry rn

SpaceCityRed
Hey Gordon, can we not play like trash tonight? Kthx

jb_713
Get your giant fucking head out of your ass, EG.

chow-time
harden playing lazy af

RocketsL81ics
Rubio looks like an indie band frontman. It’s a good look on him.


chow-time
our crows is so ass, we don’t even have HCA. might as well be playing on a neutral court

GrandWizardN3W4H
We playing with the same level of energy as this dead ass crowd

IHaveNussingToSay
WTF is this shit? Jae is on some PEDs cause he can never hit shit like that

Lotus_
What the fuck is Crowder on? Can Eric get some of that? He never hits those..

jm_v
They are playing soooooooo dumb.

StrategicNuclear
Interior defense getting exposed

armanigracia
Shots ain’t falling. Pathetic.

Monsterlobster1
They are playing like trash … bad defense lazy passes. No one looks interested

chow-time
jesus christ. is anyone out there even playing hard

rips10
I swear to god Kobe Bryant isn’t even playing basketball and he beat the rockets in a playoff series.

StrangeMachines
I envy other arenas play offs vibes:(

IHaveNussingToSay
Can we hit a fucking shot?


Catch_These_Hands94
Wow. Pathetic

Sabinr13
Defense is ass. Stop fucking switching on everything

Catch_These_Hands94
Cp3 is fucking horrible right now. My god even his defense has been trash

EdIveAlreadyWon
We’re down 16… To the fucking jazz

JoeThaMole
I think I’m developing a brain tumor from watching this game.

igot200phones
Gobert is eating us alive

RocketCobra
The great offensive power house of the jazz are just too much for us lowly rockets.

chinesef000d
I’m here at Toyota Center and shit is fucking dead. I’m livid.

SCREW-IT
its really fucking infuriating seeing the arena that quiet…

penitentmanpasses
Boy did they make some adjustments.

not_so_bueno
Can’t believe how cocky we got. The Jazz have been frightening.

sirLemonardo
The basket on the right is clearly fucked up, so many shots have rimmed out while the one on the left sucks in everything the Jazz put up, we’ll be fine in the second, just keep on shooting

haloti
Joe Ingles always looks like he slammed 6 Coors Lights before he took the court.


theGreenvillain
Wow. Harden is so good at manipulating the refs. He deserves MVP

FathomSwank
ricky looks like a homeless pretty boi

IveAlreadyWon
So…what hotel are these refs staying at? Where’s Tonya Harding’s boyfriend at? I got a job for him.

StrategicNuclear
Why is Joe Ingles constantly open?

nonetimeaccount
STOP. LEAVING. JOE. INGLES.

Sabinr13
How many wide open 3’s will ingles get?? Like this dude is beating us by himself.

SpaceCityRed
Hey guys, let’s just keep leaving Ingles open until he gets cold. Solid strat.

Catch_These_Hands94
Great defense rockets. Let’s leave ingles wide open all game. Fucking dumbasses

Lotus_
Cmon fam, we cant let the aussie shoot us out of our own building.

jsting
I don’t like getting jingled.

IveAlreadyWon
Fucking fuck man. The Jazz can’t fucking miss this game.

tugboatDTD
FUCK JOE INGLES

MeagerCycle
I hate ingles

jsting
Is this what it’s like playing against us with all these 3s?

BBaron08
Disasterous close to the quarter for Utah. Rockets played pretty bad and its under 10 with an entire half.

Ownerprofessorbooty25
Not gonna lie, I pooped a little while that last shot was in the air.

nonetimeaccount
THERE WE GO, BOYS! WE GOT THIS. THEY AIN’T SHIT! THEY AIN’T GOT A JAMES HARDEN! THEY DON’T KNOW NOTHING BOUT THAT MVP SWAG!


Rologames
Does Ingles make anyone else really uncomfortable? He just looks so odd and is pretty much the exact opposite of what you think of when you think of an NBA player

Batman1234567891
Math teacher lookin ass

LOOK_AT_IT
Lol we have Ryno on our team…

L81ics
Ryno is clearly a History teacher smh

Sabinr13
Why does Ingles look like Toby Flenderson….

HTownTakeover
Damn, that’s why I hate his face.

pythagoras_gonzalez
Ingles looks like a late night uber driver

Bosshaloti
Utah’s coach has that look like he might have accidentally killed a hooker once or twice in his life.

Thephantshitter
>Accidentally

PresidentBoobs
I always get the super villain vibe

uwill1der
Just remember, Utah gave up a 26 point lead in the playoffs this year already. Losing a 9 point lead is nothing to them.

Erebus8
Ingles looks like a guy that would come out in To Catch a Predator.

Next_Episode
I bet he doesnt shower for 4-5 days at a time

chow-time
is ingles the black curry?

borisless
we back


nonetimeaccount
JAZZ AIN’T SHIT

skomehillet
I AM AT FULL MAST

ChiefSosa2k17
Anyone else think Utah’s coach looks like a murderer?

Shir0_
More like serial killer.

Lotus_
Ariza snatching that board from Gobert made me nut.

CozySlum
Gobert just punching Harden!

IHaveNussingToSay
FUCK YO BAGUETTE LOOKIN ASS

kittymonster99
I don’t even spank my girl that hard

Lotus_
dont be a bitch gobert. I know you french and all.

StrokingCactus
We in Goberts head RENT FREE

WhoBeCreepin
Refs can eat a bag of dicks.

urgar
Refs are scared the Rockets will pull away

EnterAdman
Let’s go boys. Fuck the trash ass Jazz, fuck their ROY runner up, Fuck Garbage Bin Nash, Fuck Jae Crowder fake tough guy ass, Fuck that salty ass french fry, and fuck that mummified corpse of a coach. ROCKETS. IN. 4!


EnterAdman
Idgaf if everyone else blows him, fuck Donovan and his team.

jm_v
these refs man…

EnterAdman
I just love that look of defeat and anger Jazz players get when our guys bait them into a foul.

serrafin
People say Harden flops too much. This shit is hard to watch, every Jazz player acts like they just got punched in the face every time there’s contact. FTJ

Catch_These_Hands94
It embarrassing that Alec Burke is owning us

kittymonster99
imagine the jazz w/ a healthy hayward. also, their coach looks like he did porn

TexansHoeBoy
IM SO FUCKING HARD

TheNameIsBenhur
Is it just me or does kokoskov look a little Ike Steve Carell?

LordCarlos23
WHY DO YOU LEAVE JAE OPEN!!

MrWombatt
Are the Rockets looking for ways to lose this game? Because, I feel like the Rockets are looking for ways to lose this game.


MugiMartin
Nice slam by DM.

skomehillet
smh, that’s a highlight

nosamas
Oh damn

Sabinr13
What. A. Play.

armanigracia
Ngl, that was absolutely smooth.

Arizamanethelion
Okay that was nasty as shit

lpbiggie
I feel personally attacked by that dunk

kittymonster99
vicious dunk. respect

IHaveNussingToSay
These refs aren’t calling shit on Mitchell now, wtf?

CozySlum
Our fans fucking suck. Sitting on their fat asses eating snacks silently.

jm_v
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP LEAVING INGLES FUCKING OPEN. FUCK.

L1ghtf1ghter
SOMEONE FUCKING GUARD HIM

Catch_These_Hands94
That’s game. Another wide open 3. Fucking pathetic embarrassing fucking defense

Intern_Al
Ah yes, the leave Joe Ingles wide open play, my favorite.

Hardenfourchainz__
Also.. when did Crowder decide to be good. I though he was part of the no help squad on the Cavs.


Sabinr13
Trash ass refs

IHaveNussingToSay
These refs tryna help jazz steal a game, what the actual fuck

EnterAdman
Imma be waiting outside for these refs.

nonetimeaccount
FUCK THESE REFS BOTH WAYS

Catch_These_Hands94
We are definitely gonna be shook by Utah at home. They actually have a home court

Sabinr13
Yep. We lost the juice. If we lose tonight then I’m honestly scared for the series going to Utah

MrWombatt
The last thing we’d want is for them to go home to Utah with any real momentum. It’s going to be off the hook.

Sabinr13
THEY have a home court.

bruux
Well I have to give it to the Jazz. Looked like we had the momentum after taking the lead but they came back firing and haven’t looked back.

Whydidideletemyaccou
Man, we’ve been getting absolutely FUCKED by the refs in the 4th.

armanigracia
HOW ARE WE GETTING BEAT BY TOBY FROM THE OFFICE

Louisetrecorde
Yeah man that plumber can shoot. I aint even mad. Shits ridiculous

MugiMartin
I tip off my cap to Mr. Ingles. He’s on fire.


TheJigalo
Ok refs just give them the game. Sounds like a plan.

oiducwa
Why would you leave Toby of all people open.

Next_Episode
the scranton strangler is making it rain on us

I_Meme_Business
We have the worst home court in the NBA.

at_work_safe_acct
This is the worst fucking reffed game I’ve ever seen.

Farlost
This is a joke. Blatant boas by the refs this quarter

j3i
Jazz are going to flop all over Harden this whole series, aren’t they

MrWombatt
Utah came in hungry. They deserve to win this game.

armanigracia
We should be killing these guys. Now we have to go to Utah and see Mitt Romney for 2 games. Good hell.

L1ghtf1ghter
Wearing a jersey over a dress shirt no doubt

theGreenvillain
If we lose to a rookie how can we expect to beat 4 NBA ALLSTARS on the WARRIORS

HandsomeBadger
mitchell was trash, he hit 6 from 21

optimuspoopprime
Great now we go to the loudest NBA crowd for the next 2 games.

theep3
are they really?

optimuspoopprime
Yeah. Especially this post season. Those Mormons don’t play.

lpbiggie
JAZZ HATRED RENEWED

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets (Game 1): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 30, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Jazz taking a lot of long twos early
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 29, 2018 | 2:51 PM

I’ll take Jingles midrange all day.
Posted by tunatango on Apr 29, 2018 | 2:52 PM

Crowder can’t stay with Harden.
Posted by eastman88 on Apr 29, 2018 | 2:55 PM

holy shit
donovan mitchell what was that! Was even good defense by Harden…

Posted by galicae2 on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:01 PM

The Jazz have no one that can guard Harden.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:04 PM

man you gotta feel for Gobert
when the big man gets the Harden ISO D:

Posted by galicae2 on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:05 PM

This is domination.
Posted by chriscjackson on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:28 PM

Snyder is a good coach
I think the future of coaching looks pretty goodt in the NBA.

Posted by PastoriniMariota on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:39 PM

so the announcers are clearly jazz fans
wow they suck

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:40 PM

Hubie clearly thinks that
Rudy Gobert is a completely different player than he really is.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:41 PM

This kind of sad. If you are a Jazz fan.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:43 PM

This is just carnage
Posted by ehburrus on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:43 PM

This is a bludgeoning.
Welcome to playing not the Thunder, Jazz

Posted by eastman88 on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:43 PM


Mitchell is really good
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:46 PM

Best part about him, he’s so mature
never complains. He was fouled late in the 2nd and it wasn’t called but instead of complaining, he put his head down and hustled back like always. Love that kid.

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:53 PM

He’s a Kyrie/Lillard hybrid that was taken 13th.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:51 PM

Or Wade with a 3pt shot.
Though not as big and strong as Wade.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:56 PM

That’s my takeaway from the playoffs so far, Mitchell is a beast. Start talking about guards in the west, he’s gotta be top 5. Best thing g about him is he doesn’t shrink in the bug games. Great player
Posted by Astro Army on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:49 PM

Capela DOMINATED so called DOY Gobert.
Posted by hundred cs on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:47 PM

Is David Stockton any good?
Posted by Daniel C on Apr 29, 2018 | 3:55 PM

Just like his dad.
A guy who’ll take you legs out on a layup at the 11am hangover game on Sunday. Cause that’s just how he plays.
Sorry, Stockton and Stockton spawn annoy me.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:11 PM

The Rockets are starting to look bored. :sleeping:
Posted by HTowngirl15 on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:12 PM

we are obviously the better team tonight
but this Mitchell kid will be special

Posted by galicae2 on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:22 PM

As much as I’m enjoying this decimation of Utah
I do genuinely enjoy watching Donovan Mitchell play. Dude is a monster and will be one for YEARS to come. Love his creativity on his drives to the rim

Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:24 PM

hate liking a Utah player but you’re 100% right.
Posted by chriscjackson on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:25 PM


This is starting to get a little uncomfortable
A little – not bad, but closer than it should be

Posted by sterlingice on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:34 PM

so strange that the stuff that wasn’t working all game for Utah is going again
their offense looked dead for 34 minutes. c’mon guys

Posted by thatguyisgood on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:39 PM

Mitchell turned his ankle then, while turned, got it stepped on by Gordon. He got up and jogged it off though.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:50 PM

OOOUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:47 PM

Ouch.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:47 PM

i cringed just by looking
hope it is nothing major D:

Posted by galicae2 on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:48 PM

Ouch.
Posted by The Boyce on Apr 29, 2018 | 4:51 PM

Rockets dominated them for 2 1/2 quarters.
Got outplayed for about 5 minutes and the 4th quarter was basically a draw. I’ll take it.

Posted by chriscjackson on Apr 29, 2018 | 5:00 PM

The team just stopped caring after halftime.
It was basically over by then.

Posted by The Boyce on Apr 29, 2018 | 5:02 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

Rocketstheep3
THEY ARE WEARING THEIR BLACK JERSEYS +“JAZZ FUNERAL”

nonetimeaccount
WE’RE USING RUDY AGAINST THEM. THEIR BIGGEST ASSET IS OUR POINT OF ATTACK AND I LOVE IT.

ThornGodOfPricks
Ah we got Hewbie Brown, so we get to be Ewston all day

HardenLordCarlos23
Our arena is so quite. It sucks lowkey

Rocketsnicksnice
Tired of defending all these empty seats.

CapelaGrandWizardN3W4H
Fuck, Mitchell is so nice, how tf is he a rookie

IHaveNussingToSay
Mitchell is gonna be an absolute stud in a year or two

RocketsNext_Episode
I think he’s scary now…can’t imagine in a year or 2

nonetimeaccount
YEAH, THIS AIN’T OKC YOU’RE AGAINST NOW. WELCOME TO THE PLAYOFFS, UTAH.

nonetimeaccount
GOBERT IS WORTHLESS. WE’VE TAKEN HIM OUT OF THE GAME. IT’S GORGEOUS.

Clutchlpbiggie
ANYONE ELSE ROCK HARD?!


nonetimeaccount
THIS IS YOUR DPOY?

DeerOnTheRocks
Rockets look mentally in control and very calm. Pacers keeping up but look shook everytime they set up their defense. They have not had enough time to prepare

GrandWizardN3W4H
*Jazz

DeerOnTheRocks
lmao these colors really fucked me up

-fearthebeard-
Fuck we need a more hype crowd

Cheesytacos123
Rubio looks like a DJ

fnndnn
Rubio looks like a villain in a movie

pythagoras_gonzalez
That boy Rubio got no kind of fashion sense

Batman1234567891
Jazz need Rubio.

GrandWizardN3W4H
Quinn Snyder: “Shit fam idk, they 2 hot 2 handle”

I-Dine-With-H-Tine
So this is the Jazz huh, they going to show up and actually play?

matts290
Man we are just such a bad matchup for the Jazz

jc6318
Quin Snider looks like he just did a bunch of coke off a strippers ass

nonetimeaccount
GOBERT ABOUT TO GET KANTERED


ladyiverson54
I swear Ingles taught me chemistry

emand7
The fans are so quiet:/

WiltjerDeerOnTheRocks
Gobert doesnt stand a chance

WittleCorn
Why is your crowd so.. non reactionary? You guys are killing us and I feel like the entire arena is dead.

Bossschnykeees
you dont cheer when you beat a toddler at connect 4 do you?

MavsTimLoz
Did anyone tell the Jazz it’s the playoffs?

nonetimeaccount
WE’RE ABUSING GOBERT. IT’S EMBARRASSING.

nonetimeaccount
WHAT I’M SAYING IS, WE’RE NOT GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT IN THE HUDDLE. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STOP THESE GUYS. GOOD LUCK, FELLAS.

IHaveNussingToSay
I’m going to invoice the rockets for 1000 new pairs of underwear, hope they get back to me soon

sonpot
Okc struggled vs these guys?

goddageddaway
Fuckin refs should be up 30

bchmy
pj tucker in the corner is making my dick so hard

TexansHoeBoy
*JAZZ FUNERAL*

Briand2714
Jazz players caught hopping onto the next flight to SLC during halftime


Lotus_
Capela taking Goberts lunch money.

TheHeardTheorem
Capela is turning Gobert into the Stifle Coward

nonetimeaccount
i wonder if snyder is going to think about pulling gobert at some point in the series. he’s giving them nothing and being totally exploited.

IHaveNussingToSay
Jazz do a hell of a lot of reaching and hand checking

IveAlreadyWon
And losing. Don’t forget losing

Lee1100
This Mitchell fella is pretty good.

bagumbayan
Rockets are bored. And i am bored.

tquad24
17-3 run. Fuck outta here

theep3
This guy Neto came out of nowhere but he kinda a stud don’t @ me

Lotus_
Let me remind you that Gobert only has 1 FG. Loool.


Rologames
Thank god he’s not injured. I love Mitchell

Porkbunooo
Hope he’s not hurt.

Cheesytacos123
Damn man you hate to see that. Hope he’s okay. Gotta root for the ROY

BadMofoYaKnow
egod trying to crush that poor mans foot.. smh

nonetimeaccount
aw shit, that sucks. hope it’s not serious.

lurgar
Ouch, Mitchell will hopefully be ok

skomehillet
Mitchell back in. Glad he seems okay.

funeraldiner__
i hate when jae crowder turns into steph gtfo

shameless_chicken
The way we finished the game is a little concerning. The defense was pretty lazy in the second half. Maybe Snyder made some adjustments we didn’t counter or something

nonetimeaccount
we didn’t care because the score wasn’t in question. wouldn’t sweat it.

Utah Jazz vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 6): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 28, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Billy Donovan said the Thunder are rolling with the usual starters tonight.
Posted by Grumble2much on Apr 27, 2018 | 9:19 PM

billy donovan
should have stayed in OKC for this game

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 27, 2018 | 9:30 PM

joe ingles
has such a punchable face

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 27, 2018 | 9:51 PM

Plz melo off
Never come back on for rest of game plz

Posted by Adjudicator52 on Apr 27, 2018 | 10:39 PM

He sucks ass on defense, rebounding, shooting….
What is he out there for???

Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 27, 2018 | 10:41 PM

To help brick 3s
Posted by Adjudicator52 on Apr 27, 2018 | 10:53 PM

no excuse for this shit
rubio out. you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 27, 2018 | 10:41 PM

Dumbshit ass coach
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:16 PM


No ricky rubio, Mitchell might cool off. There might still be a chance.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:33 PM

5 fouls on Mitchell.
Posted by E-ROC on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:36 PM

GODDAMNIT PAUL GEORGE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:38 PM

LMAO, OKC UNRAVELLING
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:39 PM

Losing to a bunch of journeymen and a rookie
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 27, 2018 | 11:49 PM

Hope jazz have fun getting swept by the rockets
Posted by Adjudicator52 on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:12 AM

jazz deserve it
that shoulda been 3 shots for PG, but that is not even close to why we lost. at least this miserable season is over. I appreciate you ruining 2 potentially great years billy! don’t let the door hit you on the way out

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:13 AM

Congrats to Utah, and Mitchells a beast. But that no-call is one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen
Posted by 63zee on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:17 AM

I can’t wait for joe bragging ingles and cocky rookie Mitchell to be put
Down a million pegs and beat so bad by Houston! It’s going to be fun and interesting seeing jazz whupped by the rockets!

Posted by Thunderupfan on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:21 AM

God no. I really hope the Jazz win. Cant stand Harden, Paul or the rockets fan base
Posted by 63zee on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:29 AM

Bring Kanter back
Posted by UhOhThrees on Apr 28, 2018 | 12:31 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

patcody22
So pumped to see our guys come away with a win. Russ is going to make Rubio wish he stayed in Spain, PG will put Ingles on a poster, Adams and Strawberry Dakari will Eifel tower Gobert’s mother, and Olympic Melo will show up for this game.

redAppleCore
Remember to be nice to Utah fans tonight, this is the last home game they’ll get to have this season.

Dixbfloppin93
Ok rough start

Rayven52
I dont wanna hate Mitchell but i really do

masterstriker321
Nice switch and brick melo

V17R
lmao Melo doesn’t even hit rim and Jazz hit a corner 3 to kick it off talk about the series in a nutshell

consensualsexnovd
Do they want to lose? Why would they start Carmelo?

salsa_slut
This Utah crowd is loud af..

dannye888
Melo looking so mad about being out. He should be cheering on abrines god dammit

masterstriker321
rubio’s flopping ass needs to shut up

RODERIKBM92
Damn they let Jae crowder fucking maul guys

Alpha_Atom
The crowd has quieted down

MaradonaGoat
FUCK THOSE MORMONS IN DA ASS GRANT

consensualsexnovd
12-0 run with melo off the floor. Can’t tell if it’s a direct correlation right now.


sexyb0ner420
OH FUCK RUBIO IS HURT…

c00pertin0
RUBIO IS OUT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. I REPEAT RUBIO IS OUT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME

VDP55
Rubiooooooooooo, kinda sad

Rthanos
Rubio out.. well that sucks..

yusbishyus
RUBIO IS OUT THE REST OF THE GAME. MAYBE GOD LOVES US AFTER ALL.

2tears
yo wtf rubio out, really hope he feels better (after game 7)

XstasyOxycontin
the good thing about these European lesbians is that if they feel a niggle in their hamstring they’re gone. there’s probably at least 5 guys out there with injuries of a similar vein and simply playing through the pain/injury. This is huge for us

V17R
Watch Dante Exum have a career night now tho (I hope not!)

MumboMutombo
If the Thunder keep up the good work, Quinn Snyder and Mitt Romney will be angry masturbating tonight.


lighterjobs
Rubio done, their bench is in, and we blow the lead and haven’t even scored a point this quarter. The fuck

preston_p
At least Jazz is playing like trash too

dannye888
Scoreless for 5 fucking minutes in an elimination game

ScruffTheJanitor
2 points in 7 minutes

MaradonaGoat
Crowder is an ass.

whiteside305
Crowder a tough fake guy lmao

MumboMutombo
Crowder a thug

captainsausagetits
Crowder is such a fucking grub


cjbash93
Rudy Gobert has been dominating this series and is a -16 tonight.. no idea what is happening but I love it

XxThAtBlOkExX
Just that Rubio is out

pulledporg
Donovan Mitchell is like Chucky all over again for me. Young and scary.

Rittmeister7
Utah is floppingest team of all time. They’re made of jello.

selddir_
Fuck these refs and fuck that flopper Gobert

dannye888
8-0 run

FIGJAM_
Crowder is a piece of shit

selddir_
Jae Crowder is a dirty fucking rat

selddir_
They’ve had to review every one of that dirty mofos fouls, he got ejected in game 4, suspend that mother fucker. Flagrant him up like you should you fucking jazz fan refs.

MumboMutombo
FUCK THESE REFS. They all have money on Utah.

Crazymonkey1256
are their any african americans living in utah?

Prettygirl83
I don’t like Mormonism, but making fun of people’s religion isn’t cool. Surely we have better insults?
These Utah mother fuckers been blinded by the landscape’s natural beauty. Can see fouls for shit.

dannye888
Carmelo got cooked fucking trash ass

homefree122
We are letting a fucking rookie mop us

jwestbrook95
I don’t hate Mitchell or anything but fuck him

Gagehd1
Donovan Mitchell will go down as one of the greatest scorers of all time when it’s all said and done


dannye888
Melo is the MVP for Utah

mojo3y
Corey Brewer is trash at defending Mitchell too. Mitchell eats him alive.

hdGod13
Tbh everyone is

lethalizer
Mitchell is one hell of a rookie. Hats off to him, no matter what happens.

GSXRyan
What a move.. fuck

dannye888
He turned in to Michael Jordan this half

Masterpicker
Melo is a disgrace to basketball.

ricoveli
ALMOST EVERY POINT THEY SCORED WAS BECAUSE OF MELO!!! FUCK THIS SELFISH WASHED BUM

inrusswetrust92
This kid is so fucking good

Gagehd1
If Russ had Donovan Mitchell’s touch around the rim he would be entirely unguardable

lethalizer
Mitchell taking souls.

rBrink_
Holy shit Donovan Mitchell is not fucking around

ricoveli
A FUCKING ROOKIE IS GONNA SEND US HOME!

daneats
Im not going to hate. Mitchell is pulling off some other worldly finishing. Some of this shit is mesmerizing

ttt333rrr
Can’t let Melo on the floor when Mitchell is hot

daneats
Dont hate me. I really like mitchell


MumboMutombo
Joe Ingles looks like a guy who would tell the worst Dad jokes

TheGirafficViking
Joe Ingles looks like the guy who’d try to sell crack to your kids on their way to school

shastrinihar602
YOu know what is even more annoying, a cocky Joe ingles and a jazz crowd

payto360
I hate our commentators calling Donovan’s shots grandma shots. Mitchell is incredible. Give the man his dues.

selddir_
We can’t win with Donovan Mitchell playing like this

a_prk 1
This guy is cheating or something

KojiGritton
Basketball gods want Utah to win

BashTheBlu
Donovan Mitchell is truly fucking amazing. No one can take that from him.

Gagehd1
Mitchell was placed in the perfect situation with Gobert… you can’t bring everyone to him because Gobert is too huge

Tguan22
I’ve never seen a team give up so many iso mismatches… we literally switch everything and its BBQ Chicken for Mitchell…

TriceratopsArentReal
PG is fucking dog shit and throwing this game for us.

ricoveli
38 points in a Quarter to a rookie without their starting PG

Supercyclone20
12 minutes left. Let’s see what this team has.


lauralately
lmao Quin “Voldemort With Hair” Snyder

Nightwingx7
Utah’s coach reminds me of bale from American psycho

yungsphincter
Mitchell’s FIFTH LETS FUCKING GO

CandyLama
FUCK YEAH PG THATS IT FUCK THAT ROOKIE LOL

BlameMauerBot
Haha fuck you Mitchell!

thunderfansincesnekv
PG and Melo gave up. disgusting.

bluelevel4
Westbrook gave up mentally

SplishSplashOnYo
MITCHELL WENT TO THE BENCH WITH 5 FOULS AND THEY EXTEND THE LEAD COME THE FUCK ON

TAG_Enigma
How can you even support this sorry ass franchise after this game?

fonzarelli90
When you trade Kanter because he’s unplayable against the Rockets and Warriors but your probably not gunna make it past the first round to even play them. Just Thunder things

V17R
Imagine having Kanter out there hustling on the offensive glass and McBuckets hitting corner 3’s instead of Melo just out there… I’m not even sure what it is he’s doing other than fucking up our defence.

FairlyOddParents
Where the fuck is utah even

XstasyOxycontin
If Melo comes back on the floor i’m going to strangle myself

MyNameIsBoring
The crazy thing is Mitchell is guarding Westbrook and Westbrook’s been guarding Burke this whole time. Mitchell > Westbrook.


CLGCODFANBOY
FUCK GOBERT IM SO SAD

pulledporg
He’s so big

jwestbrook95
PG genuinely looks like hes on coke

Nightwingx7
Our savior is Raymond Felton

NAEEMP
Thank god Raymond you mini fridge fuck

robertlj2010
THICC Daddy answering our prayers

CLGCODFANBOY
WE COMING FOR GAME 7 AT HOME

CLGCODFANBOY
NAH YELL ALL YA WANT DUMBASS MORMONS GO MAKE BUTTER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YALL DO

LukeDogg90
Live by the Westbrook die by the Westbrook

cbunny21v
Just had 6 heart attacks

IEatPandasEveryday
My fucking heart cant handle this lmao

Daytonaman675
Jesus this game will give me a heart attack

jsmoooth265
My heart. Please OKC get this in baby.

homefree122
I’m fucking dead man

camjc96
Refs really are out here trying to fuck us

FairlyOddParents
Imagine being born in utah


Bryciclee
MELO IS IN GAMES OVER

CLGCODFANBOY
no way we get jump ball over goberts tall ass

KILL3RSNAK3
Lakers can have PG I don’t fucking want him anymore.

ZerkerOne
Can’t wait to see the Rockets silence this crowd

homefree122
Fuck these goddamn refs. Fuck this shit

goodguysaul
Fucking Paul George!

krptz
RUSS,ADAMS,GRANT,ROBES everyone else can fuck off this season

wayyback
Fuck you billy donovan

ZaddyAF
Fuck that fan that was trying to record Russ.

Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 5): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 26, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

I believe there’s a good chance to win tonight BUT our chances are slim to none to win 3 straight due to match-up issues.
Superior coaching is kicking our butts too.

Posted by UhOhThrees on Apr 25, 2018 | 4:52 PM

HTF?
Do you leave Ingles with wide open corner 3’s?

Posted by Fred G Sanford on Apr 25, 2018 | 8:57 PM

somebody knock smiling joe on his ass…
… thanks!

Posted by RingoKid on Apr 25, 2018 | 8:58 PM

damn melo 3pt shot…
…is broke as!!!

Posted by RingoKid on Apr 25, 2018 | 8:59 PM

Yup.
Billy’s last game, indeed.

Posted by MagicKeys (was sent to the shadow realm) on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:00 PM

wtf is it with these bullshit okc passes…
…to nobody?

Posted by RingoKid on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:06 PM

Oh so now they’re giving jazz rookie…
… the superstar flopping calls!
PFFFTTT!!!

Posted by RingoKid on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:14 PM

Just total systematic destruction
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:27 PM

Our team is pathetic…
Just blow it up, ridiculous, this performance is just so sad. Jazz the ones playing like they are down…

Posted by Adjudicator52 on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:28 PM

My money is on either Budenholzer or Vogel
Posted by Farorefox on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Half time report – OKC have no defence. OKC r done
Posted by Grumble2much on Apr 25, 2018 | 9:44 PM


LMAO fucking crowder man. He’s been ass all series but he’s making everything today.
OKC gave up one quarter ago

Posted by daquest25 on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:00 PM

OKC players are def sending a message
to the coaching staff and ownership
Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:02 PM

And I’m fine with it. Send that message with a silver bullet.
Fuck this coach.

Posted by MagicKeys (was sent to the shadow realm) on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:03 PM

Gobert is out of the game and they still can’t do shit
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:04 PM

Come back happening
14-2 OKC run

Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:12 PM

Keep attacking
22-3 run

Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:20 PM

Notice how Melo not on the floor?
Posted by Anthony Kiedis on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:26 PM

Melo’s crying to come back in
Posted by Soonerviking on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:36 PM

nuthin but cotton…
That’s the MVP we know and love!

Posted by RingoKid on Apr 25, 2018 | 10:59 PM

Thats the Thunder we knew we had
Posted by Soonerviking on Apr 25, 2018 | 11:02 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

muffjazz
Is it bad that I’ve already started drinking? Let’s do this

homefree122
Just poured a scotch to ease my nerves going into this game.

throw3away3791
Seeing Enes in the stache bros shirt hurts man. We traded him away for a guy who had more games with his FGA being higher than his points than the other way around and has a huge ego so Billy can’t cut his minutes or bench him without creating problems. And he can’t defend either.

ZeFrenchy16
Kanter couldn’t defend either and was a bad contract, that’s why we traded him. Incredible team mate but was never going to be a cornerstone of a title contender.

Swish4141
“couldn’t defend either and was a bad contract”
The exact same could be said about Melo

504090
Thunder the fuck up. As always, fuck Mitt Romney and to a much lesser extent, fuck Joe Ingles.

89baller
Melo is really bad

Ibrahim335
You would think melo would say hey this is elimination game maybe I shouldn’t shoot

Thrillhousea
Or tell Billy to sit him

Rthanos
Crowd is dead tonight.

yusbishyus
Crowd ain’t there fam lol

Ninetythreex
Utah is much louder than our crowd. That is rather annoying.

MumboMutombo
Donovan has got to go. Mark Jackson has to come in.


MumboMutombo
At this rate Rubio will hopefully foul out

yusbishyus
We need Rudy to foul out

MumboMutombo
Yes. Both of them need to foul out.

MooseOfMustard
Why is Crowder giving me Klay Thompson flashbacks rn

Crazymonkey1256
lmao we still suck…..fml

mojo3y
Sometimes you just wanna strangle Russ -.-

Crazymonkey1256
can we fucking bench worstbrook jesus man

cuckoospade
This game is fucking over.

dogfan20
This is fucking ridiculous

rangersrule1997
Man I can live with Mitchell or Ingles hitting tough shots, but watching the lead go away because Jae fucking Crowder is raining wide open threes is absolutely infuriating

Ninetythreex
Lmao 4 games in a row and we don’t guard the leagues deadliest best knock down shooter.

Willybrew24
If it’s not rubio randomly going off, it’s fucking trash players like crowder. This is the saddest thing ever

Weak543
Damn the crowd is really quiet tonight.

Okie_405
Yay. Let’s make Crowder look like Curry. Wtf

TheArchangel1213
This is the easiest coaching job Snyder’s ever done lol.


GSXRyan
I’m so tired of Ingles

DarylT13
Really out here making the Jazz offense look like Golden State’s. Unbelievable

dannye888
Don’t know what’s worse our team or our crowd

b-rad515
This crowd is fkn ass

avatarsokka
How are they so good omfg

pulledporg
They almost never miss. I don’t understand.

TAG_Enigma
Joe Ingles is a piece of shit

Ninetythreex
Ingles has the most punchable face in the NBA.

Ninetythreex
Utah has played with fire every game. They have just looked like the better team by a mile this series.

oupritch1
The truth is they deserve to move to the next round.

ScruffTheJanitor
In every way.

donkeygestede
melos screens are the most pathetic things i have ever seen. and i’ve seen his 3pt shooting this series

ironflagNZ
Melo needs to go favors kills him

Avavalis
The way Carmelo kills our defense should be taught in coaching schools. He would be glued to the bench if he was named Enes.

ScruffTheJanitor
At least we dont have to watch another game in Utah


mojo3y
Have we scored this quarter?!?!?

TAG_Enigma
I’ve never seen a more inept offense in my life

dannye888
Westbrook legitimately has nightmares about gobert. This is sad

tf_is_dis
Gobert is living in Westbrook’s head.

TheArchangel1213
Why is Russ so afraid to dunk?

FormerlyJoelRifkin
Maybe because of the 7 foot tall Frenchman guarding the rim.

speedrunner4
Adams playing scared. won’t even go into Gobert.

dannye888
Mitchell has been two times the player that Westbrook has been

MumboMutombo
Fuck Ingles

yusbishyus
This team is stupid

rangersrule1997
Nothing warms my heart more than seeing a bonafide scrub like Jae Crowder play better than anyone on our entire team has in four games

THEBIGC01
Where’s my rope

specialtalk
fuck our lives

pootsaloots045
Utah is a good team and well coached. They’ve had our entire offense and defense figured out since game 2.

TulipMania2009
As if we have an offense or a defense


number1tryptophan
Rudy Gobert has broken this team.

dragonhair99
I feel like im watching Utah practice

v\ malganis12
It’s breathtaking how horrible Melo is.

smokebreaks
What type of rope is the best weight-bearing?

Smashing8s9sAnd10s
Trading for Carmelo Anthony will go down as the worst move in franchise history.

BuffaloX35
We literally have no answer for Gobert.

masterstriker321
Gobert looks like a bird lol

Gagehd1
Quinn Snyder deserves a ton of credit… put together a great system and certainly did his homework on us, and they kicked our ass

MisterGir
Well, when do we start the process?

malganis12
Gobert has absolutely dominated Adams

pege-westbrook
Refs are garbage. All season they have fucked us over and over.

CommishDavidStern
Refs ain’t the reason the Utah is spanking this team dude lol.

thunderfansincesnek
dumb coach, dumb players, dumb offense, dumb defense, dumb FO, everything about this franchise is dumb as fuck

BuffaloX35
Gobert is our nightmare. We have no way to draw him out of the paint. He erases the foundation of Russ’s game (scoring at the bucket), and he erases Adams’ ability to get offensive boards. He completely fucks up our entire style of play.


dragonhair99
We need Mark Jackson

icycheeseballs
Russ is like koby without a brain.

dragonhair99
Kanter go suit up

selddir_
Mitchell is literally playing like Westbrook last year

ANPl4yer
Thank god there’s only 21 minutes left on this garbage season

4675029
This is Melo’s time. We heard a lot about Playoff Melo. NOW is the time to step up and take us home.

ScruffTheJanitor
Hes been taking us home all series. We dont have to leave OKC again

TyleKattarn
I hate being alive

idunthavauniqueuza
I hurt myself today…. To see if I still feel…

Burnieofc
Is there a mercy rule? I want to die.

0siris0
You can only laugh…Jazz by 25.

selddir_
Paul George said “I’m leaving! I’m leaving!” Russell Westbrook gave a look of despair and ISO ball. Billy Donovan said “I need to find a [expletive] job!” And before Sam Presti hit the locker room door, former NBA great Carmelo Anthony shoved him against a wall and said “where’s my $28m bitch?”

Wasoio
Poor Kanter has to watch this.

sunsunan098
Feel bad for him


velvety_venom
Never say die. Utah is choking right now.

b-rad515
Its a trap y’all dont get ur hopes up

exmormonphoenix
Jazz are feeling that choke in their throat right now. OKC to give them the heimlich?

FreakyDiquey
Jazz can hein-Lich deez OKC nutz

chopsuey8
Gobert’s 5th! goddamnit! This is real?

selddir_
FUCK YOU FRENCHY MCDEFENSE FOUL OUT PLS

Shiwiggles
KEEP MELO OUT KEEP MELO OUT KEEP MELO OUT

chopsuey8
Just keep fucking Melo in the bench okay?

dhansen4204
K E E P M E L O O U T

Shiwiggles
FUCK YOU MELO FUCK YOU

IEatPandasEveryday
Please for the love of god don’t put Melo back out there

nottomhanks5
PLEASE NO MELO

DrHandBanana
I see…. The further Carmelo is from the court the better the thunder does.

Willybrew24
It’s crazy how important gobert is


BotoDolphin
Holy shiitttt

Gagehd1
Holy fuck.

CamronHubbard
TIIIIIIIEEEEE GAME

BlameMauerBot
I’m so fucking hard right now

dannye888
KEEP MELO ON THE FUCKING BENCH BILLY DONOVAN OR IM COMING FOR YOU TONIGHT

TheTrueScholar
Wow, this run just showed how insanely good Gobert really is. He might be the entire reason OKC’s offense has looked so poor.

basketball_stoner
RIP MELO

yusbishyus
I wish. You know he gonna close this game and ruin it for us

T1Science
Stay the fuck on the bench melo

patcody22
Well fuck. Melo is coming back.

Smekledorf1996
FUCK MELOS IN

econ20162
Lol someone at the arena just shouted ” SIT DOWN MELO”

selddir_
Where’s your Joseph Smith now, Utah?


donkeygestede
we all muttered something nasty when russ pulled up for 3. then the cocks got hard

CandyLama
Westbrook’s making me hard tonight

PharaohFury5577
I’m about to climax

yusbishyus
I hate this team omg lol

Kevinar
TAKE NOTE, JAZZ

trustmeiminnocent
What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK WE WON

MumboMutombo
Quinn Snyder gonna angry masturbate tonight

Utah Jazz vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 4): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 24, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Attack Gobert early, it will make the rest of the game easier if you get him foul trouble early.
Posted by Greatness Awaits on Apr 23, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Aw PG is still scared of Gobert. If they keep shying away from him it makes coverages easier for the Jazz.
Posted by Greatness Awaits on Apr 23, 2018 | 9:44 PM

These jazz fans our insufferable!
Posted by Thunderupfan on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:00 PM

It’s amazing how much better paint play is without Goliath in there. Just gotta play better perimeter defense than last game
Posted by Greatness Awaits on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:04 PM

Exum too quick for our guards.
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:11 PM

Melo is garbage
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:32 PM

This is hard to watch it’s like a freethrow competition at a Christian Youth Camp or KKK meeting.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:33 PM

Ingles is carving up Paul George. WTF is Paul George doing.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:46 PM

Melo is garbage
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:51 PM

Refs ain’t paying attention to Gobert’s moving screens.
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 23, 2018 | 10:58 PM

Well, this game is over. Ingles is completely dominating George on both ends
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 23, 2018 | 11:07 PM

Should leave Donovan in Salt Lake so he can see what actual coaching is
not this garbage he puts forth on a silver platter.

Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 23, 2018 | 11:09 PM

Melo just made Crowder look like Mitchell
Bloody hell.

Posted by davefeshi on Apr 23, 2018 | 11:35 PM

I’m so fucking sick of garbage coaching
fuck this coach.

Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 23, 2018 | 11:32 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

IEatPandasEveryday
This is an absolute MUST win, We lose tonight our season is over and PG will leave in the offseason. OKC won’t come back from a 3-1 lead with how inconsistent our offense is

westbrookg0at
Ahh hell Ricky is meditating

yusbishyus
Is Gobert that big we can’t get a floater off?

TheKidMamdani
Stop it melo

SomeNerdyGuy1
cook him westbrook, fuck the jazz

idunthavauniqueuza
Fuck you gobert, I’m sorry I know I shouldn’t say that but fuck you

XstasyOxycontin
gobert is an absolute slam merchant. no basketball finesse whatsoever

dannye888
Melo makes me cringe

donkeygestede
chuck ingles out the inbred looking fool

ConnorChandler
Yep Ingles is in George’s head

Gagehd1
I need us to win this series just because I fucking hate Ingles so much

fishtacos4evry1
Fucking hate these Utah fans

lamontsanders
Also Gobert is fucking impressive. I know he’s not offensively great or anything but his defense is wild.

rangersrule1997
Donovan is the flashier player, but Gobert is definitely the most impactful and important player for the Jazz


lachstocknbarrel
This Utah crowd needs to be silenced! TTFU

XstasyOxycontin
do you know how persistant mormons are? not gonna happen

Ninetythreex
Jazz crowd sound like a bunch of hungry sheeps lol

BlameMauerBot
This is what happens when they take a break from their sister wives

RoninRobot
Man the Utah fans on the court are talkin some shit.

Ninetythreex
Melo is such a bad match up for favors.

ConnorChandler
Yep Favors can just bully Melo in the post

ConnorChandler
Again Ingles is in his head

PaytonisaCunt
Get your bitch ass outta pgs face tf

idunthavauniqueuza
Rubio flopping bitch ass

XstasyOxycontin
rubio is a flopping little lesbian. get up you fucking fraud.

setch22
“Brilliant play by Rubio” get they dick out of your mouth TNT

JoeThunder714
More bitch ass fouls against OKC. Fucking playoff ball stop flopping you bitch.

Seralph
Flopping Spanish lesbo

Ninetythreex
They’re trying SO HARD TO T US UP!!! I don’t like this.


ricoveli
Do these refs not see what Utah is doing?

Gaarando
This team can’t even defend a rookie.

JoeThunder714
Gonna give props to Mitchell, dude is great, gonna have an amazing career.

A_Lax_Nerd
Not this series I won’t

Avavalis
Why are the announcers sucking jazz dick?

Rayven52
I personally hate Utah because they’re so good at defense and have so much size but still can attack

giohoho
Nick Collison has a higher vert than Melo

iGodzilla_x
*makes one shot out of many attempts *retard utah fans proceed to scream their peanut-brained heads off

Crazymonkey1256
sounds like us tbh lol

brkklynboy
This is dumb as fuck, do you not cheer when Westbrook makes only 36.1% of his shots?

BigDunc68
Just me or are the announcers riding Utah’s dick?

SomeNerdyGuy1
most people are now a days

KarmeloPanthony
Melo getting absolutely raped down there with no call? respect thats hes always been too proud to flop

fonzarelli90
Jae Crowder is such a bitch

ricoveli
I fucking hate Ingles

UNITxPunisher
corwder horse lookin ass


SomeNerdyGuy1
when your defense revolves around flopping, you know you’re a fantastic team LOL

iGodzilla_x
lmao im loving that the jazz is resorting to launching themselves onto the floor to draw a foul. flopping ass losers

selddir_ 7
It’s always teams that revolve around good European players that end up being flop lords. Gobert + Rubio = flop lake city.

KojiGritton
If it’s Utah vs Houston the world won’t be ready for all of the flopping

captainsausagetits
These Mormons are sexually frustrated

Gowidaflo69
Shouldn’t be so frustrated when they all got 10 wives whenever they want em

captainsausagetits
Fair point. It must be the stress of having 60 kids and no coffee

RedditGuy911
Lets play Spot the Black guy.

504090
Hayward > Gobert

Ninetythreex
Agreed.

SomeNerdyGuy1
joe ingles bricks feel so good

dannye888
Derrick favors continues to eat us alive

fishtacos4evry1
These Utah fans are honestly the whiniest I’ve ever heard


Bigmoney_119
Sit Yo A×× Down Quinn! LMAOO lets go at Gobert all night baby !

riedstep
I didn’t know u could stop the play as a coach when the other team is about to score. Idgaf if Quinn synder is having a baby. He doesn’t get to stop the play when russ is fixing to score.

RANDYFLOSS
Quin Snyder looks like he is a serial murderer of high-end escorts

1200poundgorilla
And a purveyor of said escorts

JoeThunder714
The Jazz coach looks like a bad guy in a crappy 80s action movie.

SomeNerdyGuy1
here come the patented Utah Referees

FIGJAM_
These refs can suck my dick from the back

AllThingsGood
MELO GET OUT.

dannye888
RETIRE MELO

IEatPandasEveryday
Cant stand any of the Jazz players, No wonder Gordon Left them

prayersbro
lmao this utah crowd looks like a group of old retired mormons. can’t wait to see the thunder end them in utah in 6

Crazymonkey1256
i have a clear shot at the refs. should i take it and risk life in prison?

uneikgaming
Don’t do it, they’ll call it a foul on Russ.

Avavalis
The question is, how did you get a gun inside the arena lol

Crazymonkey1256
im white, you know how baised they are in this state lol


r50cooper
Hey guys,
mitchell is decent..

hmlyons
Joe Ingles is such a taunting little bitch

Shiwiggles
He’s so garbage too

LoveLampara
Then it’s extra sad that he just scored that many times on Paul George lol.

BotoDolphin
Loe Lingles look like a homeless

dogfan20
I fucking hate Joe Ingles

Gowidaflo69
Fuck Joe ingles… bitch ass dad bod gets a technical and laughs at the crowd

BlameMauerBot
Fuck shingles

BBaron08
Joe Ingles is so ugly…

RANDYFLOSS
Ingles go put sum shrimp on the bahbie – that’s all I got

1200poundgorilla
Joe Ingles is such a crackhead

pounds_not_dollars
I’m Australian AND FUCK JINGLES

Ninetythreex
Ingles is that guy in school who always stank

RANDYFLOSS
Joe Ingles looks like someone’s dad going through a mid-life crisis

Hi_Five_RS
Joe Ingles looks like a guys who sells weed to high schoolers and smells like BO all the time.

jepayotehi
This homeless looking fucking pringles guy is raining 3s on us. Sad

PattyKnappkin
Y does Joe Ingles look like Ramsey Balton?? I hope he gets eaten by dogs!!

Chupito1995
Man i fucking hate Joe Ingles

PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS
We are soft. Letting Father Christmas ingles talk shit on us. Get big in the 2nd half or go home.

Rittmeister7
Half – that’s game: that’s series.

Shiwiggles
Durant probably laughing his ass off right now.

EmperoaaR
Ingles is an absolute bastard, but he’s the kind of player you’d 100% want on your team.


XstasyOxycontin
please opt out melo. i beg.

PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS
This team is shit.

GSXRyan
Our 2 best players are being shown up by Rubio and fucking Ingles. Holy fuck man

broken_towel
fuck this team

XstasyOxycontin
state of this crowd. bunch of crazy old Mormons

KojiGritton
Season’s over. When you have fucking Joe Ingles outplaying Paul George it’s time to pack it up

LoveLampara
Mitchell is so good lol

AssassinDMC
This sucks to watch. But Donovan Mitchell is the real deal. Kid has MVP in his future.

tf_is_dis
Don’t worry guys, Melo will show up when it counts.

AllThingsGood
he needs to fuck off.

PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS
Do not let billy on the plane

Ninetythreex
Rubio and Ingles. The two stinkiest guys in the league on the same team lol.

TheWa11Brodie
Adams is getting wrecked by Gobert.

thunderfansincesnek
you dumb coach piece of garbage..take melo out of the game, bench his fucking ass, bring in abrines or whoever, fucking garbage trash ass coach


AllThingsGood
Billy Donovan and Carmelo Anthony can get the fuck out of Oklahoma. Both absolutely shit at what they do.

Gagehd1
The whole Rudy Gobert wearing #27 because he was passed up by all those teams is so annoying. He was a raw ass prospect that wasn’t NBA ready and he was going to be a project. Utah’s developmental team deserves a ton of credit for how he has ended up.

fonzarelli90
Man I wish we kept Kanter. The whole Kanter can’t play against the rockets and warriors argument is irrelevant when we can’t even make it past the 1st round to play those teams.

1200poundgorilla
Also seeing our entire team being outplayed by a rookie is exceptionally disappointing

Lansdallius
The only upside to watching this team’s nosedive into mediocrity is that the bandwagon will finally empty.

StupidSexyFlagella
We still have a bandwagon?

squirrelfever
Swear Carmelo has money on the Jazz.

AssassinDMC
comehomeKanter

donkeygestede
melo voted trump cos these bricks could build a wall

DazDeRongNumbBaBrodie
Utah starting lineup: Mitchell, Ingles, Carmelo’s shooting, Biased Referee, and Billy Donovan

nimster09
Okc got the Jazz looking like the Warriors tonight

HomeLowes_
LMAOOO YALL GETTING BODIED BY A CAR SALEMAN

StupidSexyFlagella
Guys, I am starting to think we are actually not very good at basketball.

Cheezeyryan
Can’t wait to watch the five and a half hour jazz vs rockets game because both teams will flop themselves to death.


MadLuky6
I’m so jealous of Utah. They have Mitchell. While we have old overpaid Melo. Smh

SeaworldOE
Billy needs to stay in Utah

Ndnguy31
I love this team they really help with my anxiety and depression.

TheCoxer
Shut that shit down…
Alright Russ. Alright.

Pure_reddit
Gotta give credit where credit is due: the Jazz stick to their game plan so well. No matter if they’re down 10 or up 20 they keep chipping away and playing cool and composed on both ends of the floor

hmlyons
I’m gonna meet the team at the airport and throw tomatoes at Melo

hmlyons
jk, gonna throw his bricks back at him

yusbishyus
Just eject Melo for the rest of the playoffs plz

CommanderMo007
Lol injles looks so proud of crowder for all the shit he has started

donkeygestede
to think we wanted golden state lol

yusbishyus
No other team has the personnel to stop us like Utah is doing rn. Gobert alone fucks us up. No other centers like that.

LeroySpankinz
Snyder looks exactly like that teacher from Daria with the crazy eyes.

cruddyjon
Is it possible to trade coaches

FundleBundle
Can you imagine how goofy all the moms in Utah are. When you are in a city that white, there is no one to check the how corny they are. Probably making tater tot casserole and only letting their kids watch Disney all day lol.

Teandcum
Man hit it that exactly on the mark.


JudmanDaSuperhero
Have to watch melo next year too fuck

cruddyjon
Wtf we still have to play another game

cdhunt87
Do we have to?

Mygaffer
Donovan Mitchell is just something else. Like where do you find a rookie that does this in the fucking playoffs?

pulledporg
And has really attractive hair

cruddyjon
What the fuck Mitchell is still a rookie and he’s fucking us like he’s done this before

pulledporg
Why couldn’t he still be in college

Utah Jazz vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 3): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 22, 2018
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Gotta say that I really like these Jazz unis.
Kinda look like Houston Astros classics.

Posted by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Why are we still trapping Rubio in the PnR?
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:14 PM

We’re getting killed with the blitz style defense.
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:17 PM

It’s Rubio you fucking idiots stop treating him like he’s Curry.
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:19 PM

Geez mitchel is good
He really should be ROY.

Posted by Tumekeheke on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:47 PM

True
He’s the rookie version of Russ imo.

Posted by davefeshi on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:49 PM

He’s a Wade/Lillard hybrid
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:52 PM

Again why are we hedging high on Rubio??
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 9:52 PM

Ricky Rubio or Steven Adams?
Who does the bearded ponytail look better?

Posted by J.r-SmooveCrossover on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:01 PM

Rubios outplaying Russ.
Posted by Sammy1 on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:04 PM

Lmaooo ofc Rubio ofc
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:04 PM

f’in rubio
not even that great of a player. always plays good against okc

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:05 PM

Russ gotta have some pride man wtf you’re getting done by Rubio of all people.
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:10 PM


So Rubio is immune to the law of averages?
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:14 PM

Russ is out of it tonight’s game, Rubio is in his head!
Posted by Thunderupfan on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:15 PM

Russ is flat scared of Gobert. Keeps passing (to the Jazz!) instead of going for the layup
Posted by 63zee on Apr 21, 2018 | 10:45 PM

i have faith in george
maybe his talent can overcome billy’s coaching

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:09 PM

Wow Ingles is absolutely killing the Thunder.. thats 4 wide open 3’s for him
Posted by IceInMyVeins on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:15 PM

Get the coach the fuck away from this team
Posted by D Sizzle on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:16 PM


This Donovan Mitchell kid is special.. he is a Hall of Famer in the making.. going to be leading this Jazz team for years to come
you can see he has the killer instinct and he shows up in the 4th quarter… at this age Westbrook was never this good

Posted by IceInMyVeins on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:26 PM

He is savvy kind of like Wade. But not super athletic but always takes the best possible shot depending on the situation.
Posted by Greatness Awaits on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:28 PM

Yes he is very savvy.. he does play like Wade in that aspect but he’s also more athletic than Wade ever was
He can definitely get up there with the big boys.. going to be interesting to see how he develops

Posted by IceInMyVeins on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:30 PM

It’s fucking incredible how Rubio is scoring with his jacked up jump shot.
The thunder may not win a game again.

Posted by daquest25 on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:34 PM

Well done Snyder, Rubio and Utah. Well played and a well coached team.
Deserved to win and credit to their defense that limited OKC’s shot selection and the efficiency of their offense in getting good shots for team mates who can ….. pass and shoot.
Really exposed OKC’s defensive and offensive schemes and how narrow Billy’s vision is, as the coach.
I enjoyed watching Utah play.
Still want Rubio and Mitchell to shoot :)

Posted by Grumble2much on Apr 21, 2018 | 11:42 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

ElloGuvnah12
Fuck mountain time man lol

Thynis
No kidding. Lol

penguinsgestapo
Man if we could just blow them out that would be great.

Ninetythreex
Why do we have to play the jazz.. ugh.
Nervous asf.

lauralately
The Thunder are gonna whoop the Suns!
oh hang on, those just look like Suns jerseys. smfh.

penguinsgestapo
Mitchel with the five step layup. Lol good lord

blacklabelsk8erX
God damn, even their court is ugly. Their paint isn’t even painted wtf.

lauralately
Dammit, can’t leave Jingleberries open

PaytonisaCunt
Is it just me or dose utahs crowd sound more hyped the ours?

dannye888
They’re way louder

lauralately
OKC’s crowd is way better! Utah, and the rest of the league, learned how to get hype from Loud City

dannye888
So much easier for them to score than us. Oh wait. Forgot they have a coach

Rittmeister7
Sloppy sloppy sloppy. Utah is on fire and has a clear plan. We’re just running all over the place without a clue. Jesus.

gameofsnowcones
We are gonna get blown out. Wow


ScruffTheJanitor
Wtf stop leaving them open in the corner ffs

dannye888
They have 7 assists on 7 shots. This is what team basketball looks like

lamontsanders
Well…it’s also what bad defense looks like

bluelevel4
Utah might just be a better team than us

penguinsgestapo
They are better coached I’ll give them that, but talent wise its not even close, and that is sad.

dannye888
We might get blown out

12footjumpshot
We are playing so shit

dannye888
Russ is playing like doodoo

ScruffTheJanitor
He’s so scared to drive against Gobert.

JoeyDubs7
Where’s JVG or Chris Webber or Kevin Harlan or ANYONE? Even the commentators don’t want to go to Salt Lake City.

Crazymonkey1256
i feel like a blazers fan right now

jsmoooth265
I am happy with this first quarter

lamontsanders
Raymond Felton is the guy who plays pickup while smoking a cigarette the whole game.

Thynis
Left hand always occupied by french fries.

NerdLawyer55
Serious question, what in the hell actually are the Jazz’s team colors? Is this Saturday night color rush


penguinsgestapo
I see that we still have no idea how to guard Derek Favors.

NerdLawyer55
These fucking refs

Rthanos
Gobert is abusing Adams..

gameofsnowcones
Refs have to keep the jazz in the game

BotoDolphin
Now they playing dirty.

dannye888
Why can’t we rebound?

penguinsgestapo
Well our premier center is playing bonehead basketball against Gobert and racking up fouls so we don’t have the height against a team that doesn’t shoot the long ball a ton so their arent any long rebounds.

tf_is_dis
You see who our bigs are? Add in the fact they’re going against Favors or Gobert, its no surprise we can’t rebound.

dannye888
Mitchell is something special

BBallHunter
That move by Mitchell wtf.

bbqinthebrazos
Absolutely nasty.

NerdLawyer55
So what exactly does Salt Lake City have to bribe the refs with? non alcoholic beer and a pair of sister wives

theflash22294
Man, I honestly fucking love Donovan Mitchell. That dude is nasty. Fuck em this series, but man that kid is special

Dixbfloppin93
He’s gonna be a superstar

theflash22294
Couldn’t agree more. I love even more how much he looks up to Russ

JohnMarsten4Prez
He’s gonna be really special.
His handles are nasty.


DodgerFntic94
Fucking Gobert potato bug looking ass mofo

504090
Can we get Gobert in foul trouble for once? Christ.

Ninetythreex
He’s 40 feet tall with his hands. You’d think it would be easy, but we don’t go at him.

Releasedaquackin
Russ is staight doo-doo right now and doesn’t seem to care.

daneats
Adams is playing shit. Russ is playing scared whenever gobert is in the paint

penguinsgestapo
When did Rubio turn into James Harden good lord. Of course he would have a good series against us. Because why not.

XstasyOxycontin
Gobert is so fucking long and it’s killing us on the boards. its not even his skill that’s getting him those boards, its sheer length and its mega-frustrating.

DodgerFntic94
Man Ricky hair gives me anxiety. That shit dont look good.

daneats
Rubio is slaying us

ANDYFLOSS
bruh why is ricky rubio looking like michael jordan

dogfan20
Russell can’t hit a shot, and Rubio is now Curry

Ninetythreex
Rubio turned into curry. Well this sucks.

Rittmeister7
How the fuck is Ricky fucking Rubio beating us… unacceptable!

bluelevel4
Ricky Rubio outplaying Westbrook. Now I’ve seen it all

selddir_
Wtf Rubio????

Arke0
This is fucking stupid


BBallHunter
Why is Spanish MJ here.

Rthanos
Omg Rubio is beating us..

dannye888
Westbrook has been abysmal. Getting fucking cooked by Rubio

DodgerFntic94
Godamn we letting Rubio beat us? Its not looking good

BotoDolphin
Holy shit I can’t stand seeing ugly people do good things. Especially the Jazz.

Thynis
Career night incoming.
Lead blown.
Bad refs.
A stadium actually chanting Rubio?
Yep, definitely a thunder game. :(

UNITxPunisher
getting fked by fking rubio omg

camjc96
Lol we’re getting smoked by Ricky fucking Rubio, the fuck is wrong with this team

Ninetythreex
Man they already have double the freethrows than us. We have to stay aggressive.

XstasyOxycontin
can’t because of rudy gobert

Seralph
Fk Rubio and his lesbian looking face

Alpha_Assassins
So who’s idea was it to have steve nash come out as ricky Rubio

XstasyOxycontin
literally all we need is someone who is 7ft tall in. doesn’t even have to play basketball

PaytonisaCunt
We gotta get our team earplugs for away games ffs

TAG_Enigma
Who gives af how loud it is? We’re a team of seasoned vets and we’re letting Ricky fuckin Rubio ball up on us. Disgraceful


TAG_Enigma
Fuck this broke ass team

PaytonisaCunt
Holy shit ingles is ugly just got a close up

zparka82412
Fuck jingles fuck Mormons fuck us they anus.

Great_Handkerchief
The little Spanish fly is making a chump out of Russ

ThePengo
How are we letting rubio beat us by himself? Fucking kill me

RetardedDiarrhea
Puta rubio

arkansas_elk
Rubio is literally hitting shots like Jordan tonight… WHAT THE FUCK

Rthanos
FUCKING RUBIO IS ABOUT TO DROP A TRIPLE DOUBLE ON RUSS OMFG

Arke0
I refuse to blame the refs. Its just we suck and needs to play better. Its funny that Rubio plays like hes better than Russ. Ridiculuous.

tf_is_dis
Russ is absolutely terrified of Gobert

12footjumpshot
Gobert has Russ spooked

fonzarelli90
Kanter would be so nice rn

blasphemy_cactus
I’ve lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money… Or mormons im not sure which. I won’t be silent . Just saw it live sry.

BlameMauerBot
Stupid mascot. Stupid city.


salsa_slut
4 on Mitchell, let’s go

somethingcatchy69
Utah player with 4 fouls? How could the refs let this happen?

SomeNerdyGuy1
4 on mitchell, bait some more like that huge pussy gobert and win this game

BlameMauerBot
I miss David Stern’s NBA.

OKCFox
What are we doing.

BBallHunter
Giving them the ball.

Shiwiggles
Rebuild time

DasVinny
Tear Goberts Acl

Shiwiggles
How about Billy D’s

RetardedDiarrhea
Fucking hope rockets destroy this cunts ay

Tactictax
How can we make that average Utah team look like they are GSW.

tgames56
Gobert is our kryptonite

fishtacos4evry1
Gobert is the fucking worst

Ninetythreex
My nightmares aren’t even this frightening.

BBallHunter
Jerry could coach us.


somethingcatchy69
I’m turning it off now fuck Rubio

yusbishyus
And Gobert.
And the refs.

HammField
When Ingles is getting his OWN putbacks in, you know this one is done.

GSXRyan
This fucking lady with a beard.. I cant even

krimoer
fuck this team

PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS
Fuck off.

fishtacos4evry1
FUCK THIS SHIT

cruddyjon
Fuvking utah…

penguinsgestapo
ALL FIVE PLAYERS WALKING BACK TO THE GODDAMN BENCH WHILE RUBIO IS STILL PLAYING FUCK ME MAN GOOD GOD.

theGreenvillain
I see why Durant left.

Great_Handkerchief
Fire Donovan right now and hire jerry Sloan for the 4th and the rest of the series lol

beckhambagar
Since when did Rubio turn into playoff R?

Fieldnalo
Goodnight. Fuck the refs and fuck this Jazz team.

theGreenvillain
3 all stars getting beat by a damn Frenchman


dannye888
Mitchell is hands down better than Westbrook this series

selddir_
Russ is cancer on this team right now.

TAG_Enigma
Fuck this dumb fuckin team and their shit coach and their shit IQ

MisterGir
Okay guys I think I figured it out, Billy Donovan and the team don’t actually know Joe Ingles plays for the jazz yet, that’s how he is always open

NoobyImpulse
Jazz in 5.

BigNibbaBoolin
Ingles is Curry 2.0

yourmumsaman
Series is done.

theGreenvillain
I see why Durant left.

Wilt69
Jazz are just the worst team we could’ve faced. Best defense and shooters everywhere. On top of that we have to settle for jumpers cause a giant with pterodactyl arms is patrolling the paint. Hope this series can go to 7.

gooner_sooner
Can’t believe we’re getting destroyed by a dude who looks like Toby from the office…

selddir_
Rubio didn’t even just have a career night on us. This motha fucka had a fuckin franchise night on us. Jesus christ.

theGreenvillain
Of all teams…UTAH. FUCKING UTAH

BuffaloX35
This is hilarious. We’re making Rubio look like the second coming of Pete Maravich.

inrusswetrust92
I hate that Mitchell is so likeable


Tryhardownage
PG is shaking on the bench…

JoeyDubs7
He’s pissed at Joe Ingles

BigNibbaBoolin
PG is so depressed. I feel so fucking sad for him, he is the best player so far in this series and his teammates are just letting him down

donkeygestede
best player has been mitchell by a country mile

thebasketmaker
Rubio IMO

donkeygestede
this performance is almost as laughable as that mormon religion they have over there

selddir_ 3
Quin Snyder is 10000000000000000x the coach Billy Donovan is. Fuck this game.

Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder (Game 2): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 19, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Welcome to Loud City.

Sloppy start.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:13 PM

WTF Melo doing, standing
Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:13 PM

Ricky Rubio looks like Adam’s little brother.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:19 PM

Stayoff Melo and Whyon Abrines combine for childlike error.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Exum on the court and no D under our rim. He’ll take it to the hoop all day.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:38 PM

Third O reb from Favours. Apart from Adams the rest of this team is shite at paint D.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:40 PM

Exum again. How come I can call this stuff from NZ but Silly Billy can’t and make adjustments?
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Favours again his 6th since Adams has been off. 6th. Free agent gonna make millions more in the offseason off of this game.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:50 PM

Wow refs calling off the ball BS. Confusing the F out of all the players.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Party Favours having a ball at our expense
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:09 PM

We’re lucky to be down 7. Out coached. Out rebounded. Out whistled.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:14 PM

Fuckin Melo.
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Adams is our most efficient scorer by far. Gobby stifles that so we’re left playing Russian Roulette with Playoff P, Stayoff M and Angry R
Anything could happen, any given Sunday

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:19 PM


Melo letting Favors get all the rebs
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Melo cant guard Favors for crap.
yet Billy will be too scared to sub off Melo … hes likely to sub off Adams instead lol.

Posted by Sammy1 on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:33 PM

Stayoff M leaped at the chance to ditch defending Gobby on the pick and roll. Switched and left him to Russ. That’s plain lazy.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Brewer has made Mitchell a non-factor
1 FGA this qtr

Posted by TheGreyHound on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:51 PM

Jazz gone cold. Mitchell got hops though.
Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:54 PM

19-0 run
that’s a title contender like run

Posted by OctaviusRex on Apr 18, 2018 | 8:54 PM

mitchell eating abrines lunch smh!
Posted by Thunderupfan on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:03 PM

Who’d swap Mitchell for Russ?
A lot younger, cheaper…

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:17 PM

They need to stop throwing themselves into the Utah players. The refs aint calling that.
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:26 PM

Wow. Mitchell is getting superstar calls. FUCKING REFS
Posted by daquest25 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:28 PM

Favors has been a beast
Posted by marcus7 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:30 PM

Melo can’t make shit.
Posted by davefeshi on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:33 PM

Is Playoff P DESTINED TO BE… the quickest forgotten nickname ever?
Said last game you can’t rely on PG to score like that again

Posted by Mullayo on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:33 PM

Utah deserved it
good adjustments from Snyder, Mitchell superb and fearless, what a rookie..
Thought we might sneak it when Adams was scoring, his fouling out was huge…
1-1 going to their place, – game on….

Posted by Thomas42 on Apr 18, 2018 | 9:38 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

A_Lax_Nerd
Looks like Donny Mitch is playing

emelim03
Good! I hate injuries and am glad to get to watch that kid tonight! Just hopefully he plays in a losing effort!

VDP55
rather win it fair and square, with dignity

dannye888
We are bad at starting and ending games

dannye888
How do we start so poorly I don’t get it

yusbishyus
Wtf are we doing

dannye888
What the fuck

dannye888
So fucking frustrating Jesus Christ

dannye888
They have 9 points and we have 1 shot attempt

504090
Literally only this team could start like that. Even the Bulls don’t fuck up that many times in a row.


idunthavauniqueuza
On a 2-0 run

thugangsta
7-0

504090
I’m feeling a 30-10-10 game from Russ.

sportsfanatic09
Playoooffffffffff P!!!!!!!

viathinair
Playoff P performing miracles, hallelujah.

idunthavauniqueuza
Rudy flopbert

Crazymonkey1256
refs about to start going missing if they dont stop this shit

jsmoooth265
LO FUCKING L WHY DO WE NOT GET CALLS

gameofsnowcones
Refs are favoring the jazz. Shocking

Thynis
Did you see that? Thunder player looked at a Utah player. FOUL!!! Breathing? Foul!!!!!

dannye888
These fucking refs are hosing us


HipHopSpinandLayup
gobert can’t handle Grant

505Chief
Russ needs to bully Rubio in the paint, Rubio cannot guard him its an automatic mismatch and we need to take advantage of it.

MumboMutombo
Does Melo know what rebounding is?

donkeygestede
someone needs to fucking smack melo

XstasyOxycontin
jesus. Melo’s vertical is non-existant.

dannye888
Selfish shot

VDP55
lmao Melo, this aint 2008

XstasyOxycontin
melo is killing us on D.

waveformsurfer
If Favors gets one more goddamned offensive rebound…

ImaRealOne405
Holy shit favors is eating us alive

VDP55
How is Derrick Fucking Favors giving us trouble

RoninRobot
Why is Favors killing us on rebounds?

dannye888
So Derrick favors is the best player in the nba?

20secondpilot
I wonder how many times I’m going to refer to Favors as “that mother-FUCKER” tonight.


gameofsnowcones
Bullshit refs helping the jazz all they can

gameofsnowcones
Jazz gonna win cause we can’t get a rebound and they refuse to call fouls both ways

20secondpilot
Is Jae Crowder ever not complaining about a call? Even on the bench he’s crying. Shit is ridiculous.

heels6044
Gobert is so soft

idunthavauniqueuza
Is it just me or do the jazz wink a lot?

b-rad515
People from utah too stupid they need to blink one eye at a time

dannye888
So what is Melo better at than Jerami Grant?

NerdLawyer55
Wearing hoodies

idunthavauniqueuza
Let Rubio try to beat us

dannye888
He is beating us. By 7

XstasyOxycontin
this fucking ladyboy ricky rubio needs to stop hitting shots. how disrespectful.

ricoveli
That was one of the worst 1st halves ever, can’t stop fucking Rubio and Derrick Favors

Thynis
We are getting our ass handed to us by the Utah Refz.

gameofsnowcones
Why do the refs always let the other team murder us?


IEatPandasEveryday
Who the hell is gaurding favors?

dannye888
Fuck Derrick favors

Jiwoonater
wow i didnt know favors was one of the all time best rebounders in the league and didnt know ricky rubio was a 1000 percent shooter from three

IEatPandasEveryday
Fucking cant stand favors

504090
I didn’t know Derrick Favors is literally prime Karl Malone.

dogfan20
Fucking Ricky Rubio turned into Steph Curry

dannye888
Melos asshole is being shredded bY Derrick favors

IEatPandasEveryday
Fuck the jazz

Avavalis
Bums like Rubio and favors draining contested 3s. Fml

donkeygestede
rubio may look like a bearded woman but playing like a man tonight

penguinsgestapo
Lol refs have been straight trash towards us this entire game.

dannye888
Gonna take a miracle


yusbishyus
What

tf_is_dis
WorstBrook to GOATBROOK, just like that.

HipHopSpinandLayup
WE BACK

ElloGuvnah12
God damn Mitchell is athletic

blasphemy_cactus
19-0 run holy shit

yusbishyus
I do not want to be d mitched rn

speedrunner4
Refs keeping Utah in the game.

koggle30
Mitchell is so fucking good. I love watching him too so it’s kinda hard to get mad at how he just killed our momentum lol

emelim03
Dang that Mitchell kid is good

dannye888
10 pt lead lost like that

Thrillhousea
Wtf Mitchell gets every call

penguinsgestapo
Man so basically Mitchell gets any hand foul and our guys are getting just massacred under the goal. Right.

504090
Okay, I like Mitchell, but they’re giving this motherfucker every little call.


yusbishyus
Wtf. Is Donovan fucking Kobe RN with these calls??

idunthavauniqueuza
So this is why Mitchell has been scoring all year

dogfan20
Refs really are trying to fuck us lmao

yusbishyus
We really bout to let a rookie go toe to toe with our mvp.

dannye888
He’s shitting on us lol

penguinsgestapo
We just have no answer for Favors.

yusbishyus
Gotta capitalize with a rookie on the bench smh

XstasyOxycontin
why is a child playing better than the mvp

Gagehd1
Rubio is fucking us in the ass

penguinsgestapo
NO ANSWER FOR FAVORS WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE COME ON

IEatPandasEveryday
Fuck rubios lesbian looking ass, Cant stand the Jazz!

dogfan20
Fuck Rubios ugly ass mug

gameofsnowcones
Refs really want the jazz to win plus Rubio hitting everything

ricoveli
We really can’t stop Rubio and Favors, yet we’re supposed to give Houston & GS a hard time lmao

BotoDolphin
I’m gonna cry until we make a bucket.


yusbishyus
HE IS A ROOKIE!! Stop him!!

WestbrookIsAwesome
Donovan Mitchell does not play like a rookie

Thrillhousea
He never did. Was unstoppable when we played them early in the season too.

dannye888
Donovan Mitchell may be the ROTY

Rthanos
There ain’t no may.. he is.

504090
Agreed.

Thrillhousea
That’s what I was saying all year

yusbishyus
He is

Thynis
Got my vote.

MumboMutombo
Seriously though. Mitchell is a future MVPer.

Gagehd1
Why do we make Rubio look like Jesus Christ

CandyLama
Wtf is happening with Bricky he shouldnt be hitting those


Thrillhousea
Bullshit. BULLSHIT

darkmorpha71
The only good ref is a dead ref

donkeygestede
PATHETIC. Thunder 1-1 Refs

fishtacos4evry1
RIGGGED AS SHIT

VDP55
FUCK THE REFS, GO DIE IN A HOLE

12footjumpshot
Fuck these refs!!!

VDP55
CHOKE ON DICK YA FUCKING RETARDED REFS. we lost the game cus of them.

Wikalikalou
Westbrook got outplayed by an injured rookie.

ItsNotOriginal
Wtf was that shot by anthony

dannye888
fuck you Melo. Your kisses are such fucking bricks

idunthavauniqueuza
Fuck the fucking refs the fucking game the fucking took the fuck from the fuck us

donkeygestede
get fucked melo u fat fuck

LeFlop_
Big 3? More like Big 2 and a tarshbag. Fuckin’ melo costing.

PatchTheBug
If Melo don’t get his washed up arse outta here.

MumboMutombo
Rubio looks like a cheap Chinese knock off of Steven Adams that you would get on Canal Street.

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