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Utah Jazz at Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 14, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Chicago Bulls Reddit.

Warwolf5
Lmao Star Wars night

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Go right at Rubio’s puss and boots ass.

–Juke–
why is dunn guarding rubio and not mitchell… mitchells gonna light up holiday

nebulizor
Without Lauri it’s like watching a shitty paint job dry.

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Why can’t Portis dunk that? He must have no hops. Like 18″ vert.

Warwolf5
Utah’s coach looks like a serial killer

bulizor
For real, one of the scariest looking guys I’ve seen, not just in the NBA but in general

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Catch him in theaters Dec. 22 in Mormon Maniac, the long-awaited follow up to American Psycho.

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Mitchell went to the Justin Holiday School of Offensive Efficiency. Full ride. PhD.

dlofx
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE TANKING

DrMonkey7
So, Bulls making the playoffs in the East? lol

DrMonkey7
Trade Jimmy and your still a playoff treadmill team. fuck
BUlls are healthy now. yikes


The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Bro someone buy Bobby them Boing Vert shoes ASAP.

lebongjames6
bobby got them zbo hops

youdidntreddit
Hey Denzel didn’t completely fuck up a fast break. Improvement!

captainhester34
The payoff on this halftime show better be sick af cz rn idk what I’m watching

stevanovich
what is he drawing?

keyboredcats
I think it’s Wanda Sykes?

stevanovich
ok Princess Leia, that was kind of cool.

StillGrowingHorns
I am watching paint dry. LITERALLY. FML

Chicagorenegadedx
trash ass refs. what else is new?

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Ref is in the bag wow.

Tuutori
OMFG THESE FUCKING REFS WTF

Rakatok
do the refs have money on the Jazz?


Tuutori
Gotta hand it to Gobert. He keeps his house clean.

_klow
Anyone else see Lopez give Gobert give a nice pat after his block, and then Gobert flopped and looked at the ref? That type of shits so annoying

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Gobert is kinda bitchy.

gogochi
He plays with that fuck you mentality I dig it aha

StillGrowingHorns
What is it with Bulls and (not) finishing at the rim? Holy fuck this shit :D BUT I LIKE IT FOR THE TANK!

youdidntreddit
That is what happens against Gobert

NotNormal2
I kinda wish we got donovan mitchell instead of lauri….

The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
Just went on a run in the 4th. God damn!

Tr1pline
So winning is good?

Ezo31202
We’re all so conflicted…


The_Izzo_In_Rizzo
These refs are skull fucking us man. Cost us 6+ points easy. If we lose thank them for the tank protection.

yungfella85
Donovan Mitchell looking like the steal of the draft

NotNormal2
Jazz head coach look like he about to turn into a werewolf.

Westkeyboredcats
if we don’t get a darth maul cam with quin snyder this whole game is bullshit

NotNormal2
Donovan Mitchell is like a mix of Baron Davis and James harden
WWarwolf5
KRISTOFER MICHAEL “JORDAN” DUNN

PrancingDonkey
The game is Dunn.

–Juke–
RIP TANK :'(

Utah Jazz at Milwaukee Bucks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 10, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Milwaukee Bucks Reddit.

GeauxBucks34
WE ARE GOING TO SHUT THESE BITCHES OUT ON BITCH ASS NBATV

BunkeyBear
Alright AS LONG AS WE PROTECT THE PERIMETER…gobert is back fuck

thighfat
RIP any chance of getting rebounds

fixdark
are we gonna fuck them up or what

Kevin_Jim
I’m thinking of getting some pancakes. The problem is that I think Kidd’s coaching will probably make me sick to my stomach.
Risk it?

KRAUSE1
The Jazz are such an awful match-up.

VexedCheese
I wonder if Utah’s coach and Rubio talk hair secrets

Short_Bus_[S]
If I see us trap Rubio I’m going to throw up in my mouth.

cookster123
Oh shit they got Gobert

Tron_Maker
We’re gonna blow these fuccbois out


username_x
I wish Donovan Mitchell was on our team and not their team

traphag
I once met Rudy Gobert at a Greek restaurant. He was very tall.

LivingHitokiri
LETS GOOO FUCK THE JAZZZ

username_x
When Henson is hitting jumpers you know you’re fucked

thisishorsepoop
Am I on drugs or did Henson just hit a jumper from half-court

HumaneSquash094
Look, if I’ve said it once than I’ve said it a thousand times. But I really think it needs repeating that John Henson’s a thot. he’s a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i’d love John Henson to bust my pussy open and tell me about the intricacies of the hook shot. if a guy shows up with a fucking flat ass and an undershirt he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy’s like ‘im ninth in the league in blocked shots per game’ im like ‘take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the west bank dude’.

panosxl
DAMN IT I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE THAT GOOD

Tron_Maker
Holy fuck this game is fun

LivingHitokiri
HOLY SHIT WE ARE AMAZING


Short_Bus_[S]
Since when are we playing the Washington Generals?

FuzzyLuckton
Gotta feel bad for the jazz, having to play the best team in the NBA and all

HumaneSquash094
Eric Bledsoe please explode my pussy like an IED in Syria

red0822
You can see my erection from space right now. Holy shit this is fun to watch. 3 guys blocked the last layup wtffffff

sfoura
That made me hard

im_so_not_creative
I’m hard

HumaneSquash094
ERIC BLEDSOE IS MAKING ME HARDER THAN AARON SORKIN AT THE THOUGHT OF RESPECTFUL PUBLIC DISCOURSE

oneupdouchebag
Is it weird that I really want a stuffed Henson? Not like a weird serial killer thing, but like a cute little flat ass plush doll.

panosxl
Are we the spurs?

LivingHitokiri
i hate Jerebko holy shit his face…..


YanisK78
Thon laughing up casually after the Neto fatality.

YanisK78
Thon is erasing Rudy.

traphag 2 points
I will never not call him Joe Inglés. Don’t tell me that’s not his name.

GrandMoffTw3rkin
Ingles = Toby Flenderson, right?

motivate18
The similarities are uncanny

randyrectem
If we put a desalination plant under thon we could solve the water crisis

gandaalf
Rubio looks like he should be in the Medellin Cartel, and I’m very jealous

indiemike
What is the Jazz’s sponsor on their jersey?

Sam_ohhh
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

nabraham12
Sefolosha better watch out, or that ref might sic the NYPD on his ass


HumaneSquash094
Giannis seems like the kind of guy that would make small talk while you’re sucking him off. A true sweetheart

swaggydagoat
Pause

HumaneSquash094
He’s the type of guy that would ask you to pause so he could find out if your neck is hurting.

swaggydagoat
They say chivalry is dead

ferret50cal
What a fucking flop by Rubio

but_then_i_got_highh
ricky flopio

LivingHitokiri
FUCK YOU RUIBIO YOU USELESS SHIT

cookster123
You fucking Spanish Lesbian Rubio

DJ_B0B
Rubio, you’re such a bitch. At least you’re trash so that makes me happy.


VicePope
GIANNIS HOLY FUCK

panosxl
I CAME

vemmy
I CAME

teethteetheat
GIANNIS MAKES MY DICK FEEL WEIRD

nabraham12
Refs trying to give the Jazz the game, and they’re still losing

Truplaya05
Suck it Utah lmao

EmbezzledKarma
Giannis just took a shit on the jazz

NotfromFresno
Stop it Giannis, those Utahans have (multiple) families!

BigOleTuna
Holy fucking shit what a way to end it. I love this team!

Bits from Deron Williams + Ronnie Price Podcast

December 9, 2017

The hackingest point guards in Jazz history
Deron Williams: [Ronnie Price] is a hack. I think I’ve played against some of the hackingest point guards in practice in the world, between you, Earl Watson —

Ronnie Price: Earl’s a hack.

DW: — and Brevin Knight.

RP: Brevin’s just small.

DW: You’re a hack too. You just don’t want to admit that you’re a hack.

RP: I’m not a hack. I just, you know, sometimes I reach and sometimes I may not hit the basketball and you may get–

DW: If we weren’t such good friends, I think we would’ve fought by now.

On Utah winters
RP: If I had Deron Williams’ career, I wouldn’t be living [in Utah] in the winter either. I’m just gonna be honest…I would come in when the weather’s good and I would leave when the weather’s bad. That’s the goal.

This one time, in Orlando…
RP: OK, Orlando. Orlando, we all went out and came back and had a few, I don’t know, should I say, I mean, we had a few with drinks with the coaches. Let’s say a slight amount of drinks, and we ran into our staff, and we had more drinks. And then, yeah, so we wrestled from the time we walked into the hotel lobby all the way into the elevator all the way up to the rooms, and then it escalated when we got to the rooms. There may have been some security guards present, here and there, knocking on the door. I could say that there was a couch that may have been, um, destroyed.

DW: There was a couch and a couple of lamps.

RP: Yeah, maybe a lamp or two. And you know, I knew better, ’cause I didn’t wrestle Der–I mean, Deron was always grabbing, wrestling and throwing someone around the locker room every once in a while, you know what I mean, just to prove that he was, I guess, strong, I don’t know. But we had an interesting teammate who was a very strong human being, and he goes by the name of Wes Matthews. So watching Deron and Wes, you know, go at it — and Wes was young, but Wes, at that time, we called him “Angry Man.” We still call him “Angry Man.” But Wes was always trying to prove a point, and Wes was trying to prove a point to Deron that day.

DW: That he was real strong.

RP: So, here’s the thing. So, everyone was doing it like joking, having fun, but Wes was serious.

DW (in unison): Serious.

RP: And —

DW: There’s always that one guy.

RP: Right, so Deron, you know, put him in a headlock, but then Wes is so strong he would just pick Deron up and you know, try to slam him. But then, he was, like, really trying to, like, [hurt him]. Yeah, so we kinda s–took a step back. I think it was CJ Miles in the room at that time and maybe Paul [Millsap], I can’t remember. We kinda s–took a step back and was like, Wes is serious. And Deron’s still laughing…There could’ve been a wall broke. I think it was Minnesota, was, we–d–was that in–?

DW: No, that was Atlanta.

RP: Atlanta. See, I get them all mixed up.

DW: ‘Cause I had to pay for that one.

RP: Yeah, Deron paid for that. That was in CJ’s room.

DW: They had to shut the room down…I had to pay for the room for an extra night when we left, so they could fix it.

Shouldn’t come as much of a surprise which rookie it was that pissed D-Will off.

Extracurricular injuries
RP: Man, we had a lot of fun, man. We had a lot of fun. I actually — Deron, you might remember this. We were kicking basketballs up in the stands. You know, making the rookies [retrieve them]. And you know, I used to be a, I actually was a punter when I was a little kid. I could kick, you know, pretty good. So, we kicked so many basketballs, I actually, like, strained my quad. Remember that, Deron?

DW: So, the thing was, we didn’t know — like, it was, like, two days later, our, both the same muscle was hurting on our leg, and we were like, what did we do? Like, we couldn’t figure it out.

RP: (in unison) We couldn’t figure it out.

DW: Ronnie almost missed a game because of that.

RP: Yeah, like, I thought I wasn’t gonna be able to play. Like, it w–it got that severe. So, I’m like, man, I, we, you know, what do I say? I didn’t have an injury that just happened in the middle of a game or practice. I’m sitting there icing and getting therapy on my quad, and it was from kicking basketballs. And I never told them what it was for.

DW: You know what it was? We, you know, I think I’m the one who figured it out because, like, two weeks later — so, the day we, it started really hurting, we kicked, like, maybe like two racks of balls up to the top level. Like, we were just booting them, ’cause they, the rookies had pissed us off. And so, the next time it happened, it was, like, only one rookie and w–and I remember I kicked, like, three balls. And it was, like, a little sore after that. And I’m like, oh, that’s what it was.

Epic Call of Duty games
RP: We had some of the greatest Call of Duty games that took place after —

DW: Oh, man.

RP: — we got back from road trips. So, we would get back from a long road trip, get home at, like, one in the morning. Everyone would fly, like, literally, drive as fast as we possibly could, home. And Deron always had the fastest car, by the way, so he would get home [first]. But, we would get home and then go and sign on and play Call of Duty for another three to four hours ’til, like, three, four in the morning, and then show up to practice talking about our Call of Duty game tonight…So, I mean, it was, like, really epic battles. We had a real squad. There’d be, had a real — like, I had my role, Deron had his r–like, everyone had roles, and we were pretty good.

Andrei Kirilenko’s reading
RP on AK: He would read before games. Deron knows. He would read these huge novels. They were huge novels. He would sit in his locker room and just read these novels before every game. So, I mean, you know, there’s a lot of guys who have a lot of different interests that are athletes, and it is kind of cool to see and hear what different, what guys are interested in.

DW: Every game of his career, he never chan–you know, everybody has a routine…Like, most people come in, they’ll get some treatment. They’ll go out and they’ll shoot, stretch. You know, some guys, like, do some little, like, lifting, or, you know, just to, you know, get your, foam roll, whatever. AK, every game, would come in. He would get dressed in his full outfit. Full uniform —

RP (in unison): Full uniform.

DW — everything —

RP: No, seriously. Shoes, everything.

DW: Warmups, everything. He would sit down, with his legs crossed, and he would read a book —

RP: Absolutely.

DW: — until it was time to play the game…This was every game of his career, when I — ’cause I played with him again in Brooklyn. Same thing…No warmup, no warm up shots. No nothing.

RP (in unison): Nothing.

DW: Just reading, unless Jeff Hornacek was in town to work him out.

RP: Massive novels…Like the Russian Harry Potter. Like, the big, huge —

DW: Yeah, like 500-page books…We can definitely get him on (the podcast). AK’s a good dude.

RP: He’s a great dude.

CJ Miles was a good little boy
Podcast co-host: CJ was in [Lumpy’s] literally every night.

DW: Yeah, once he turned 21…believe it or not. I used to try to get him to go out.

RP: He wouldn’t.

DW: CJ did not drink ’til he was 21.

RP: That’s true.

DW: I’m dead serious. (Ballers and Brawlers)

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 8, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz! The evil, vile and loathsome Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The cruel and mendacious Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The vicious and pathetic Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz! The unworthy and unpleasant Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz! The noisome and nasty Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz! The sweaty and greasy Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz! The Jerry Sloan employing Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The woefully misnamed Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The tediously unrepentant Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The non-family values friendly Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The hated and reviled Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The bizarrely Karl Malone worshiping Utah Jazz.
Go Rockets! Beat The Jazz!The crusty and musty Utah Jazz.

How many minutes before the French surrender?
Over/Under anyone?

by Doc Savage on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:51 PM

Did Utah bleach their court or something?
It looks really washed out. Like cheap LEDs or something.

by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:48 PM

It does look like extra white.
Strange. I don’t remember it always being like that.

by eastman88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:50 PM

Jazz offense looks…good?
by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:53 PM

Bullshit Tech
by Clutch City on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:54 PM

What the hell did Harden do?
by Orange88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:55 PM

He called the Aussie a
dirty kangaroo fucker.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:56 PM

Oh wait, that was me.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:56 PM

Can you blame him?
Aussie’s like to get some tail.

by Doc Savage on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:58 PM


Utah’s crowd
I’m jealous, when will we have a crowd like that?

by Doc Savage on Dec 7, 2017 | 9:58 PM

Probably never
Unless they took professional baseball and football away from the state of texas.

by eastman88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

when houston has literally nothing else to do beside watch a basketball game
can’t even drink hot cocoa for godsakes

by thatguyisgood on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

No, there’s far too much shit to do
in Houston to have a college type atmosphere.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

Gordon toasted by Neto
Embarrassing.

by Orange88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:10 PM

Cocaine Snyder back at it
by DmoHtx on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:17 PM

Wow
Anything we do is foul

by nanika on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:27 PM

When did Thabo freaking Sefalosha become such a knock down shooter?
by CP3Clutch on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:28 PM

Thank god for our defense
because this offense makes me want to claw my eyes out

by Michael 2k on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:28 PM


So, what uncharitable thing will the TNT guys say about the Rockets?
1 – Rockets are finally facing a good defense, and look, they aren’t crushing them. Because the Rockets are secretly terrible.
2 – James Harden had a bad playoff game. Therefore everything about his entire career is invalidated.
3 – Chris Paul is bound to eventually murder everyone on the Rockets. Spiritually if not physically.
4- Clint Capela isn’t really Swiss. He’s Belgian.

by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:42 PM

These refs are pretty fucking terrible
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Dec 7, 2017 | 10:57 PM

Is Mitchell the best rookie? Dudes a hooper
by DmoHtx on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:00 PM

Well, that escalated quite quickly.
by KLP713 on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:01 PM

This team will soon realize that they’ve entered GSW territory on offense
the only team that can stop the Houston Rockets is the Houston Rockets. We sleepwalked through the first half, now we’re playing Rockets basketball.

by Michael 2k on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:01 PM

I hate to say this but
we have that Warriors vibe on their 3rd quarter blow outs.

by nanika on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:02 PM

Well…this game ended in a hurry. They’re channeling their inner GS with this 3rd quarter flurry.
And I’m glad Houston didn’t trade this Ryan guy for Melo. His chemistry with CP3 is great.

by CP3Clutch on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:03 PM


Someone ought to guard Mitchell btw
by Relocated_astro on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:07 PM

I will say that Donovan Mitchell
Reminds me of Harden during the OKC days. I think you may have to start him at the 2 eventually. I don’t know if he should be the 1 over Rubio

by KrisD on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:08 PM

Damn Donavan Mitchell may be a rookie
but thats a grown man mindset. He’ll be a star

by Michael 2k on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:09 PM

If the refs would let us play defense like Utah is playing defense, I don’t think Mitchell would look quite as good.
But he’s got a complete game. What. A. Draft.

by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:10 PM

81-58, FU Jazz
by goingforthecorner on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:12 PM

Damn, blink and the Rockets are up 25.
I don’t know how you don’t think this team can at least hang with the Warriors on a serious level.

by eastman88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:15 PM

Ingles just
ran out of talent.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:15 PM

Yeah, but he was really wanting to thug it up with Harden.
by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:16 PM

Yup, he’s still
a kangaroo fucker.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:17 PM


Lol these refs should kill themselves
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:20 PM

Ha!!!!
The thunder is terrible

by nanika on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:24 PM

OKC about to lose again.
And the Rockets up 22 at the end of the 3rd. Simply experiencing an embarrassment of riches at the moment.

by Doc Caligula on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:25 PM

We all know who the real threat to win the West is, though.
O
K
C

by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:27 PM

CP3 quietly approaching a triple double.
by eastman88 on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:30 PM

Yeah but did he look as impressive as Westbrick doing it?
by Relocated_astro on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:32 PM

Who has the drive to play a game
when these fucking refs are calling bullshit!

by nanika on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:33 PM

OKC loses to Nets 100-95
Westbrook so close to that triple-double though

by goingforthecorner on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:34 PM

Utah would have to be the crappiest place to play in the NBA
Besides the scenery

by Clutch City on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:35 PM

Yep there was an article about it a few months back
Basically there is no night life, city vibe or people of color so NBA players feel like a fish out of water.

by TEXANalytics on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:47 PM

Sorry guys
I don’t think Harden’s going to get the oh so important triple double on a night that the Rockets play on national tv, so much for the MVP award.

by Mr. Boognish on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:36 PM


John Lucas is now wrestling with assistant coaches on the bench out of boredom
Just about sums up the 2017-2018 Houston Rockets.

by Slippin’Jimmy on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:55 PM

I like Donovan Mitchell a lot
But he played bad in the second half with those careless turnovers. He is a rookie but Sloan gotta reign him in and show him how to pick his spots instead trying to go in aggressive at will

by KrisD on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:56 PM

Not gonna lie
Kind of disappointed that we didn’t hold them below 100.

by Mr. Boognish on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:58 PM

We kinda got jobbed with all the BS calls.
Utah was made of glass evidently. They earned about 1/2 their FTs.

by Xiane on Dec 7, 2017 | 11:59 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

CapelaGrandWizardN3W4H
Jumpin right out tha gate, I love it

gibbking
I had a bad feeling about this game. Now I have a bad feeling in my pants.

nonetimeaccount
I THOUGHT THE JAZZ WERE AN NBA TEAM? THIS IS SOME G-LEAGUE SHIT RIGHT HERE.

YourLittleHomie
Damn, the earliest I’ve ever jizzed in a game.

HTownBallerz
*jazzed

Briand2714
jazzed

HardenBoatsWithGoats
Looks like they’re playing on an ice rink the floor is so white

GrandWizardN3W4H
Rudy Gobitch boutta have a loooong night

Wolverinekt_texian
Their perimeter d is so fucking good goddamn

Capelaazr0021
Joe Ingles looks like a crack head they found outside he Stadium.

Svg_smrs
That one uncle that shows up drunk already to the party lol

Carl_Pounders
Jesus, Utah fans acting like this is a play off game.

TokubetsuHabu
Bullshit ass calls


TheStrangeGhost
Holy shit those waving things are annoying.

HTownBallerz
Those wavy styrofoam things should be illegal…

Rocketsplznobamboozle
Jazz been using those since the 90s at least

Wolverinekt_texian
Those fucking noodles are distracting me and I’m on my couch at home lmao

TheLonelyPillow
I keep imaging if I was a giant and all those people were tickling my feet with those noodles lol.

nonetimeaccount
FUCK THESE FUCKING REFS. THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT.

nonetimeaccount
AND WHEN WE WERE DOWN, I LOOKED AND SAW ONLY ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS AT THE 3 POINT LINE. I ASKED THE LORD, “LORD THREEZA, WHY IN MY MOST TRYING TIME DID YOU NOT WALK WITH ME?” AND HE REPLIED, “NO, MY SON. THAT WAS WHEN I CARRIED YOU.”

TokubetsuHabu
Corinthreeans 1:13

IHaveNussingToSay
Keep on not calling shit refs, you’ll only piss of the beard even more. And you don’t want to face the Beard’s wrath

GrandWizardN3W4H
Tight game , but it’s only because shots aren’t falling and we’ve had to run too much small ball because da refs have an agenda. Good effort on defense

ssp0929
Ingles is the tryhard loser that everyone hates in the gym.


GrandWizardN3W4H
I’ve been watching a decent amount of Jazz games, and I gotta say that Mitchell kid is special. 40 point game aside he has good intangibles, confidence, and defense.

MugiMartin
OHHHHHHHHHHHH HARDEN WOW

nonetimeaccount
MVB GOD DAMN GOD DAMN

Jpotatos
damn BOI

TokubetsuHabu
I’m stiff as a fucking rock

avatarish
Melo vs Ryno. Who you want? Fuck yeah.

Carl_Pounders
Annnnd the game is blown open.

nonetimeaccount
LEAGUE FUCKED. WE CHAMPIONSHIP.

nmfrank27
Thunder are losing to the nets lmao

IHaveNussingToSay
Holy fuck gobert gets away with so much shit

TokubetsuHabu
He reminds me of a whacky inflatable arm man

nonetimeaccount
ingles, you bum

ssp0929
Trash ass Ingles missing layups. Scrub. Bum.


IHaveNussingToSay
This reffing is garbage

jm_v
Alright these refs actually starting to piss me off lol. Let us play please

azr0021
IM GLAD RYAN ANDERSON IS A HOUSTON ROCKET AND NOT BUM ASS MELO

MVB2017
Regular season for sure. I’d rather have Melo in the playoffs though

azr0021
I like your thinking but when was the last time we even saw Melo in the playoffs?

nonetimeaccount
okc lost to brooklyn :p

Nibblertimtejas
A Jazz player could pull out a knife and stab us all and they’ll call a foul against us tbh

jm_v
They’re legit just flopping out there and getting any call they want

Briand2714
Lol Nets beat Lhunder

slumdogbillionaire
Not sure what D’Antoni is thinking playing stars up 10+ with a minute to go. I mean, it’s not like the Jazz have McGrady.

Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 6, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

The902Jumpman
Gobert hopefully on limited minutes.. hoping this is a dub for us boys… gonna be close tho

DylanisWavy
We made the Jazz our bitch last year multiple times. We can do this.

pege-westbrook
This gonna the game that we get our shit together!

CommanderMo007
Just seeing joe ingles face makes me angry lol

ZeFrenchy16
Ingles and Rubio have just made corner 3’s, what parallel universe did I walk into?

pege-westbrook
No one misses vs us

IEatPandasEveryday
Still cant stand Ingles cocky ass

dannye888
Thunder playing so lethargic. They’re gonna get steamrolled if they don’t fucking pick it up.
The jazz won by 47! yesterday against a team that is comparable to us

VDP55
Lol our perimeter defense makes Joe Inglies look like steph curry

pege-westbrook
This season Steph Curry makes Joe Ingles look like Steph Curry

504090
Hopefully Mitchell shoots the Jazz out of the game.

masterstriker321
Bitch ass Ingles


ZeFrenchy16
Holy shit, Mitchell looks legit. That was a LONG 3.

masterstriker321
God damn their rookie is hella good

Releasedaquackin
Grant is going to be eaten alive by Favors. They need to get him help inside.

masterstriker321
We can’t hit a shot to save ourselves bruh

Avavalis
Have we made a proper jumpshot?

XstasyOxycontin
Russ’ mid-range shot has literally evaporated

bitjpl0x
We can’t shoot the ball, in a basketball era where it’s all about 3-ball. FUCK wtf is happening

Avavalis
0 made 3s in a Q. State of a 2017 offense. Embarrassing.

smokedak
can’t blow a lead if you don’t have one


Releasedaquackin
The head coach of the Jazz looks like a serial killer. Green hair dye and some white makeup and he’ll make a good Joker.

MILFHunter2001
The head coach for the Utah jazz looks like Pee Wee Herman with Asperger’s

TheGonzoSpider
Ingles looks like some dude just woke up, rolled out of bed, and accidentally found himself playing basketball in the NBA.

Jaruseleh
why is Abrines even on the floor?

Wikalikalou
Has Adams caught a ball this game?

12footjumpshot
Why can’t we run some plays?

gameofsnowcones
Seriously fuck the refs

IEatPandasEveryday
Where the fuck you goin melo?

Wikalikalou
Abrines and Patterson are dead weight on this roster. The team is so seriously flawed.

deadpool107
PG standing in the corner beating his meat.


kne_1987
Just here to say Ingles still has a face someone might enjoy punching … smarmiest looking uggo I’ve ever seen on a court.

turtle_black
The bright side is as badly as the Thunder have played they are only down by 7.

smokedak
yeah how are we not getting blown out?

CommanderMo007
Utah cuts to the hoop off ball so nice

0siris0
Don’t worry guys, we’re a second half team…
….
FUCK WE’RE GOING TO LOSE 100 TO 50.

LoveLampara
Melo missing a wide open corner 3 and then just walking around

guyinokc
Melos body language on that transition lay up by the jazz.
Not good

0siris0
…and why did we trade for Melo again?

pege-westbrook
Melo is checked the fuck out. PG teetering on the edge

contigowater
trade melo for joe ingles

TheWa11Brodie
They’d never make that trade.

goobergoofer
Wtf??? Why did Melo try that shot over Gobert

VDP55
ok honestly we need to put Carmelo on the bench.

VDP55
Donnavan mitchell is 2 times the player Carmelo is rn.


XstasyOxycontin
a rookie is better than every single player on the floor right now. let that sink in.

12footjumpshot
Fuck we suck. Their rookie is playing like an All Star, our All Stars are playing like G-leagers

EricHansenChessBrah
go ahead, let Melo run another coach out of his job while refusing to play team ball. it’s always easier to blame the coach, right?

Here4GhostBooty
Russ having to carry the team SMH

here_for_the_lols
Im so over this team. We finally get success going inside so what does westbrook do? shoot 3 more 3s

VDP55
OMG we havea fucking chance

Dixbfloppin93
Donovan Mitchell is legit

masterstriker321
Roberson has been huge this 4th quarter!

throw3away3791
Also for any Jazz fans here, you guys have found something special with Donovan Mitchell.

gameofsnowcones
Cmon guys close this one out

specialtalk
we are clutch boys 20w streak coming\

viathinair
Haha.

captainsausagetits
Quinn Snyder has got to be the most underrated coach in the NBA. The way he has that team playing with Gobert, Ingles and Rubio as his best players

VDP55
HOLY, i gotta adimt this mitchell guy will be a star

masterstriker321
LMFAO INGLES DISAPPEARED IN THE 4TH QUARTER

pege-westbrook
PG’s got the lowest hairline I have ever seen



Utah Jazz vs. Washington Wizards: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 5, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Bullets Forever.

I hope Gobert doesn’t play tonight…
He is always a problem for the Wizards offensively – they just cannot get to the rim with him in the game. He disrupts everything.

by Rook6980 on Dec 4, 2017 | 8:46 PM

lol what happened to rubio?
I never thought Utah would be what made him drop the boyband look and adopt a dark side.

by dcball on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:17 PM

Jazz broadcast is painful. They talk like the Jazz are the 96 Bulls
by BEALiever on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:29 PM

Utah creating open threes easily..
by Illmatic12 on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:41 PM

We do not play well against Utah
by WizardlyTaco on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:42 PM

Utah has a suffocating defense
by novadada on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:44 PM

Utah’s defense is insane.. they’re clowning us
by Illmatic12 on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:44 PM

Is 28% shooting good?
by k0vi86 on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Oh no. We suck again.
by dcball on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Who can we start hacking?
Disgusting…

by t0Shihiro on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:47 PM

WTF am I watching?
by The Titan on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:47 PM


Get healthy soon Wall lol
by FreezyBreeze on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:49 PM

Wall wouldn’t help tonight.. he’d be getting his shit stuffed by Gobert too
Utah has this Wizards team completely figured out. Thank god they’re not in our conference

by Illmatic12 on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:51 PM

It is not fair
they are playing defense

by CzechWizFan on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:51 PM

ok, only on pace to lose by 60. Not so bad.
by dcball on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:51 PM

Only down 30 in the 2nd quarter
We got this

by jeffco01 on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:53 PM

Good that we are the best team in the East
just imagine how much we would lose if we were an average team in the East

by CzechWizFan on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:53 PM

Derrick Favors enters the game for Rudy Gobert
quickly, we need to have a 26-0 run

by CzechWizFan on Dec 4, 2017 | 9:55 PM

I was afraid the Wizards wouldn’t leave enough room for an uncontested dunk
by drknowitall on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:03 PM


OK lose by 100
maybe? just maybe they will get a wake up call?

by baltimorebullets80 on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:07 PM

It must be that vaunted Salt Lake City nightlife
by BackScreenLob on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:08 PM

Mitchell is a special talent he’s not just any rookie. Prettiest shooting form in the league IMO
by 12AaronJones21 on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:16 PM

50!!!
by WizardsFan on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:40 PM

Incredible production from the Center position tonight
2 combined points, 10 rebs, and 4 TO’s between Gortat and Mahinmi. And some stingy rim protection to boot.
Nah, we don’t need DJ.

by jeffco01 on Dec 4, 2017 | 10:58 PM

I’ve watched Donovan Mitchell and even pickup legend Joe Ingles go straight over our Centers tonight with absolutely no fear
Tonight prob would have been a beat down no matter what. But the point remains that the C position for this team is a total mess.

by jeffco01 on Dec 4, 2017 | 11:03 PM

It must have been the altitude
the ball is obviously lighter, so nobody was hitting the shots. A nice 23-80 FG team shooting.

by CzechWizFan on Dec 4, 2017 | 11:27 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Washington Wizards Reddit.

MagyarFoci29
Jazz’s defense is smothering us

WizardsAlien-Orifice
I fucking hate the jazz

WizardsAlien-Orifice
Very happy that Hayward left them until I realize I hate the team he went to even more

Curlybrac
FUCK THE CELTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curlybrac
Same. Fuck the small market team. Aint nothing to do in Salt Lake City and they got no nightlife.

BigMekGaming
This is embarrassing.

Biggumms
Do we start resting the starters for portland yet?

Shucity13
Down 30 in the first half, it’s about that time

mmzznnxx
Wow we look awful.

Wizardsplantainoid
I just wanted to say that Utah is not twice as good as the Wizards


amendele
holy shit this is just embarassing

captainburger18
I swear the sports gods came together and decided to curse us from the get go for no reason

Curlybrac
Probably just for being the capital of America and thus karma for all the crap that the politicians and government do.

mmzznnxx
Rubio looks like he’s late to pouring cement into a bucket of water some guy’s feet are in.

cloak13
we are getting fucking cooked

Wizardscaptainburger18
This is the 2nd worst loss in team history and worst since we moved to DC

godlovesugly
But the Wiz kept them to within 50, have to look at the bright side.

Wizardscaptainburger18
And we did score 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Utah Jazz vs. New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 2, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

LADon79
Got a bad feeling about this one

ADfor3
Mitchell is going to dunk all over us

BigEarl139
Jrue is going to completely shut him down, then after the game we’re going to hear “Man we only lost because Mitchell had a bad game” with no respect going to Jrue. Like always.

heycindy
Jerebko is bbq chicken for AD

T_humps
Damn Mitchell is a beast

NBA_AnaList
this fkn mitchell kid is ridiculous man


GevanGene
God no

Ciccone7
AD is still on the ground

afriendlyspider
fuck.

poorwhitecash
MF

thedoomfulldome
Fuck fuck fuck

joshtothe
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck


BeastaBubbles
Mitchell is good but holy crap we’re making him look like Kobe.

afriendlyspider
donovan mitchell is apparently the best basketball player in history.

ahwjeez
Man Donovan is annoying but I can’t even hate. Dude’s clutch

BigEarl139
Un fucking believable.
How do you let a rookie do this to you?
You’re really going to let a rookie score 40 points on you?
Why is Jrue not guarding him? Why is no one even attempting to protect the rim?
You”re just letting him do whatever he want. Fucking clowns.


BigEarl139
Fucking refs man. How you just gunna decide the game like that when you don’t even have the angle?

BeastaBubbles
What? Wow. These refs… Just… Wow.

the-brow_23
Fuck these refs. Are you fucking blind

T_humps
These refs should be brought out back and put down. How can the one ref with a clear view of the play call a tie up and the mother fucker that can’t even see the play call a foul and they go with that call. Fuck these worthless sacks of shit



Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 1, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit.

KK-John
Everyone in this hype video is out with injuries.

Shoobedowop
yay we are winning!

sikamikanicoh
I swear to god if Jingles has a highlight game against us again…

PaulSlyHoooper
Defense looks great

michaellapointe
Liking what I’m seeing so far—no panic. Also: Mitchell will be that guy who goes for 30 on the Clips tonight.

TechnoGauss
This isn’t as bad as I was expecting.

sikamikanicoh
Holy fuck I actually like this line up

sikamikanicoh
Guys, this is what I wanted. Line up of our rooks with high energy:,)
Edit: fucking doc…

ayeno
Whats Mitchell current career high?

ayeno
It would be nice if DJ would start contesting shots again.

im_not_witty_
Defense has vanished

ayeno
What the hell Ricky, stop it. You’re not supposed to be a scorer.

Clippersbrosefstalling
LOL. How we playing this well with four starters down?

suprememanbeast
DJ not giving a fuck right now

ayeno
Favors again, fucking shit

hyrulegangsta
Wtf when did rubio go to the jazz?

im_not_witty_
Damn we have really fallen apart

GriffinOmome
this fucking game is like a fast break practice for the Jazz

mcatech
what the fuck, austin? you wouldn’t need fans talking shit to you if you just played the right way instead of hero ball…

SmithBradley364
Fire Doc and ship his son up river

ImwithKanye
Get your 2007 clippers hats ready! It is going to be a bad year.

Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 29, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

Utah’s announcer’s are pretty nice to listen to
by InboundingLobPass on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:17 PM

Quinn Snyder looks like he’s about to murder a few people,
as per usual.

by TheLogDog on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:32 PM

Quinn Snyder looks like he’d just murdered some people and buried them in his basement.. in pieces.
by Japheth:the.other.kind.of.asian. on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:36 PM

Really wish we had gone after Sefolosha in FA.
by TheLogDog on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Fuck guys, it’s not that hard
Don’t leave the corner.

by That’s the Jokic on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Our subs are garbage.
by margabelle on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Denver bench = Garbage
by RandomNbaFan on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:39 PM

Stop leaving the mother fucking corner open
by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:40 PM

If Mudiay dribbled while wearing oven mitts…
it would be an improvement.

by margabelle on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:43 PM

Can we leave Mudiay for Coach Snyder’s dinner?
by Japheth:the.other.kind.of.asian. on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:43 PM

This is some ugly ugly basketball
by That’s the Jokic on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:45 PM


Let’s trade Donovan Mitchell for Mudiay
Just quietly make the switch after the game, Nobody will notice.

by Nuggburg on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:47 PM

Do our guards forget how to basketball on the road
by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:53 PM

Why cant our guards play on the road?
by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:54 PM

Why isn’t Jokic on the block
by El Huachi on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:56 PM

why do some players wear those black tight pants under the shorts?
by rbdfabio on Nov 28, 2017 | 8:56 PM

why are 2 dudes on Rubio? ignore him
by NurktheSmirk on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:21 PM

He’s muscled up and got a new tattoo
by Vukth on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:21 PM


This team is just embarrassing away from home
by That’s the Jokic on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:28 PM

Stop leaving your man open dumbasses
by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:31 PM

best D scheme just leave hot shooters wide open for corner 3P
by Predragon on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:32 PM

Attack fucking Ingles Nikola
by Vukth on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:37 PM

Every time they drop it’s an easy 2
Malone is an idiot. Can we fire him and hire Fizdale?

by That’s the Jokic on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:39 PM

There is no use watching this team on the road.
Shit team

by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:46 PM

Plumlee’s touch around the rim is like a blind old woman with arthritis trying to sew an intricate design on tiny cloth
by NurktheSmirk on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:54 PM

What do they have in common?
Four leaf clover, chupacabra, leprechaun, a pot of gold, Nuggets Road Win.

by Nuggburg on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:56 PM

I’m not sure because the 1st four exist
by That’s the Jokic on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:58 PM


someone take some super glue and spread it on Mudiay’s ass
then sit him on the bench

by NurktheSmirk on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:59 PM

How?
How are we so bad? So. So. So. Terrible!

by William Eisley on Nov 28, 2017 | 9:59 PM

Well can we put to rest the opinion that Millsap was tanking the offense?
by El Huachi on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:00 PM

Look at how aggressive they are.
Look at how lazy we are

by Mancar on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:03 PM

I have an idea
suspend Malone for all road games.

by daeve on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:13 PM

This is beyond pathetic
by no country on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:17 PM

This FO needs to go. Why did we sign Jefferson? has he played at all this season? not a Nelson fan, but I’d rather have him than a corpse like Jefferson on the bench
by pedroa on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:20 PM

The Nuggets played like absolute dogshit in the second half,
and Utah was making unusal shots ALL night.
Yet still, the Nuggets’ players and coaches should feel mortified and humiliated with tonight’s performance.

by William Eisley on Nov 28, 2017 | 10:28 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.

Plumleegrizzfanmario
Juancho starting: I’m so erect at this news. Regardless if he plays badly, for sure he’s going to try harder than Chandelier Bong.

Harrisicanhazdinna
No Hood, no Johnson, no Gobert. Surely this is enough for us to win on the road

TurboFrogz
Exum is a major bust but he’s out as well

HauntedandHorny
Holy Shit I didn’t know Richard Jefferson sounded like Steve Urkel.

HECHUNGAWANGA
Rubio will come back to earth

Maculate
Definitely. He is on my fantasy team and he has been garbage for like 3 weeks straight.

ChuChuMaduabum
Joe Ingles makes me think I could just go to the gym and jack up 3’s a few hours a day and when I’m a middle aged normal looking white guy I could be in the NBA

A_RocketSurgeon
Gobert looking like a sleazy used car dealer

JokicMaculate
This description is on point

m4xdc
This Jazz logo/color scheme is disgusting

Harriswhydoifeelthisway1
I’ll be honest Rudy Golbert is fly af

GarrisParadeShitter
french

Platinum_Future
Rudy looks like a model lol


Mudiayteensonacid
tuning in during lunch break…what’s with those Utah jerseys? they look..unfinished

Jokerm4xdc
Who is this discount Willem Defoe motherfucker coaching the Jazz?

ChuChuMaduabum
man they are killing us from that corner

eathbau
Stop leaving the corner 3s FFS.

Tilidien
plumlee gotta take some lessons from jokic on a softer touch, he looks really stiff, almost like a tree

TurboFrogz
Dude is a fuckin pogo stick without springs

Jokerflips89
Jerebko maxed out at luck tonight

TurboFrogz
Jerebko smiles like he just won the NBA finals with a shot everytime he scores lol

ChuChuMaduabum
He looks like his name is Jonas

eathbau
For fuck sakes Murray, you’re defending against Rubio, you can literally do nothing and defend against this guy, stop getting torched.

eathbau
Kinda sad that Utah run’s a better offensive system than us with like way worse players.


1993Crambulance
Joe Ingles is a bitch

TeXaSKiD4
Idk how the fuck were within 10 with how awfully we’ve played

1981-1993bryanwendland
The jazz aren’t very good

Jokicsixseven89
we go full on pussy mode when playing physical teams like this

eathbau
Man maybe our roster does suck. Should be one of our easiest wins all season but getting an ass whooping instead.

1993tron7
You had to expect a performance like this after a free night in Salt Lake City

thcharles
Those knuckleheads probably went to the Mormon Tabernacle

Plumleegrizzfanmario
This team is hilariously badly coached. Malone cannot inspire players to do shit.

tummy_worms
He’s so clearly outclassed by Snyder. We have a superior roster, they are missing their best player, and they still are just killing us right now. Absolutely embarrassing.

1993tron7
I don’t want to take anything away from the Jazz but, holy shit, why are we so stupid? It’s one horrible decision after another tonight from literally everyone in blue.

Maxiespiderpigface
How is fucking Favors eating us alive


onesixtyseven
Guys I’m beginning to think we might lose

TurboFrogz
Tonight’s game is such a slap in the fucking face. Watching this Jazz team completely competent from torching us with past trades at the draft. This organization is holding on by a thread with a lucky 41st pick as much as it sickens me to say

The Jokerdat_King
3 days rest and come out looking like this. Utah night life got us again. :/

1993TheEagleHasNotLanded
We just can’t play at the high altitude in SLC

sixseven89
Jokic is to blame for being a passive shithead
Malone is to blame for his retarded rotations

ChuChuMaduabum
WE WANT YOUR NATE WOLTERS UTAH, GIVE YOUR NATE WOLTERS

Utah Jazz vs. Milwaukee Bucks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 26, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Brew Hoop.

Time for the Jazz
puts on sunglasses
To face the music

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:01 PM

Payton is blackmailing Kidd for playing time
Only possible explanation

Posted by rccola42 on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:20 PM

Why Does Kidd Insist on Starting Payton???
I really don’t understand..

Posted by s774304 on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:21 PM

He’s a terrible coach
Posted by The Revisionist on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:22 PM

We are getting what we want offensively
But on D we are giving up open corner 3’s without penetration. How is that possible?

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:25 PM

The superstar that is joe ingles
Posted by MrHiDef on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:29 PM

Without Gobert they really can’t stop us
We however keep giving up good looks

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Am I the only one who loves the Jazz colors?
Posted by Theodore Galanos on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:40 PM

There were no responses.


These damn rebounds man.
How can we be so bad at the simplest basketball fundamental?

Posted by Theodore Galanos on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:42 PM

Man we really need a center, bad.
Posted by Theodore Galanos on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:44 PM

We would be dominating this game
If Utah didn’t do well the thing we do worse

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:50 PM

This game is kinda justfying my intense love for Joe Ingles
Posted by R983 on Nov 25, 2017 | 8:56 PM

Ridiculous defensive scheme man
Again just keep passing the ball and you find a clear 3 against the Bucks while you have them running like chickens

Posted by Theodore Galanos on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:01 PM

How has this happened
I swear we are better than them

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:05 PM

I really love our offensive scheme
Lets all stand still and hope something good happens

Posted by Joe jacksons left shoe on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:22 PM

We are superior to Utah in every way
except 1 it seems

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:34 PM

maybe 3
Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:42 PM


The Bucks aren’t good enough to make the playoffs in the East
It’s painful watching this team play basketball

Posted by The Revisionist on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:43 PM

We doubled Rubio off the screen
Giving Ingles a wide open 3 because…well…priorities?

Posted by rccola42 on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:57 PM

I’m okay with this team missing the playoffs if that means Kidd gets fired
Posted by The Revisionist on Nov 25, 2017 | 9:58 PM

Under Kidd…
…this is a .500 team at best. It’s embarrassing to watch. What a waste of good talent. I feel sorry for the players.

Posted by Donsjohnson on Nov 25, 2017 | 10:06 PM

This defense is beyond pathetic smh..
Posted by s774304 on Nov 25, 2017 | 10:06 PM

I guess the Bucks are the ones
puts on sunglasses
Who had to face the music

Posted by kyle.m.jenkins on Nov 25, 2017 | 10:08 PM

Three point shot…
The set shot of the old man’s league, Joe Ingles beats Bucks. God Kidd’s defense is bad. How many threes can you keep giving up? I’m all aboard…#FireKidd

Posted by MuxBux on Nov 25, 2017 | 10:22 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Milwaukee Bucks Reddit.

JustAHumbleMerchant
I’m ready for a clean, competitive, two-sided game of NBA basketball. Nah JK let’s fuck these Mormons up

cookster123
Jabari gasps

Marty_ShortForMartin
Stupid handsome Rubio

JustAHumbleMerchant
Quin Snyder looks like a super-villain

Kevin_Jim
The Jazz jerseys look awful. Their defense on the other hand…

Ryan_Brauns_Kippah
Ok let’s not let a balding Aussie destroy us on defense

cookster123
Count Dracula for Utah is pretty good at X&Os

B1gdamnhero
If we add in a castle and a nice coffin to the new arena do you think we could get him to replace megamind?

ThatCidGuy
Why aren’t they playing jazz music?

StarkGilford
That song playing sounds like fucking porn


vemmy
My favorite past time is staying awake until 4 am to watch my favorite basketball team concede wide open corner threes :]

JustAHumbleMerchant
I fell like i’m in an abusive relationship with this team, I love them but all the do is hurt me by allowing corner 3’s.

Kevin_Jim
I’m so jealous of Jazz’s defense. Having Snyder as a coach must be amazing.

cookster123
I’m telling you Dracula makes a damn good basketball coach.

oneupdouchebag
Utah’s hype guy has a soul patch and I’m not at all surprised.

username_x
The turnovers are unreal tonight

quedfoot
This dark Mormon magic

Harrison070902
God damnit we are not a .500 team!!! So why the fuck are we playing as a .500 team???

sfoura
This happens every time we play the Jazz.
Dan Snyder can coach circles around Kidd and it’s made clear every time, even when the Bucks puff off a victory.

FlabbergastedAlready
Holy shit Ingles is shredding us

TuxAndMe
Can we trade Kidd for this serial killer looking coach?


panos_akilas
Oh shit the Jazz coach used to coach CSKA? Now i see where the great ball movement comes from

LastFirstism
Utah is so much better on offense than the Bucks.

EricGarbo
What is this? Are the refs promised an extra wife for a Utah win?

Kevin_Jim
Just so you guys know, Snyder is from the Itoudis coaching-branch. He has won a Euroleague championship already and Itoudis is from the Obradovic coaching-branch: the winningest coach overseas (the only coach that at the same level as Pop).

cookster123
That’s in Transylvania right?

quedfoot
Turns out the Bucks’ only defensive hope is to wait for the Jazz to make a mistake.
Kill me

FlabbergastedAlready
Why do we always let shitty players like joe fucking ingles play like michael jordan

HumaneSquash094
We can’t guard anyone. Rodney Hood looks like a superstar.

SirGarvin
Getting eaten up by a team with no shot creation because they know they can pass into it anytime they want. Fire Kidd into the sun.

Usesomelogik
Jason Kidd and cash considerations for Quin Snyder trade please

KevinSorboFan
Giannis is going to give Ingles the Mike Dunleavy special at this rate if the refs don’t start putting some respek on his game

Truplaya05
I can’t wait for the day Jason Kidd and his dogshit “scheme” get the fuck out

HumaneSquash094
Rodney Hood looks like someone a little kid would draw in crayons


cookster123
Fuck these refs, fuck this game, fuck this early season.

Truplaya05
Fuck this game and these fucks for not missing shit

Ryan_Brauns_Kippah
Of fucking corse that shot goes in. It’ll only go in against us. Fuck this shit

B1gdamnhero
Donavan Mitchell, prior to this game, is shooting 37% from the field and 32% from 3. Fuck this game, fuck variance, fuck this shitty broken defensive scheme, fucking playing your star players into the ground to try and save you job, fuck everything.

quedfoot
Ingles looks like a drunk and yet he’s thrashing us

golfnwisco
I wish we had a coach like the Jazz.

KaspianAkA
FUCK THAT FUCKING TRASHCAN ON THE BENCH FUCK HIM

YanisK78
Quin reminds me a coked up Tuco from Breaking Bad.

lawjic
Looks like he does crack with Ingles behind the dumpsters

SonnyLove
I’m finally aboard the Fire Kidd train. Can’t keep watching this team give up 120 points a game.

Scared_By_A_Smile
TO THE FUCKING JAZZ LMAO

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