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Utah Jazz at Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 13, 2019

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Golden State of Mind.

I hope Steph and the team don’t get off to another slow start
Posted by KLAYtheist on Feb 12, 2019 | 7:44 PM

Jazz has a tough defense, however
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Feb 12, 2019 | 7:46 PM

i still say the jazz make the wcf
Posted by AJC3317 on Feb 12, 2019 | 7:45 PM

So much for a big Curry 1st quarter
Posted by Badly Browned on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:00 PM

Finally, a team that isn’t shooting the lights out against the Dubs
Posted by toomuchfreetime on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:06 PM

Didn’t get down 15+, so that’s good
Steph still struggling in the 1st, that’s not so good

Posted by KLAYtheist on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:11 PM

He’s so out of rhythm, only Kerr can stop him
Posted by TheGreatGabbert69 on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Curry still can’t buy anything atm
KD once again the guy keeping us afloat

Posted by ab612 on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:31 PM

Curry 0/5 threes
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:31 PM

Strange one. Utah are playing meh yet we are only leading by 3.
Posted by ab612 on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:40 PM


klay 3!!!
Posted by AJC3317 on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:58 PM

KLAY THREE!!!
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:58 PM

Cousins 3!
Posted by ServantOfLuna on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:58 PM

cousins 3!!!
Posted by AJC3317 on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:59 PM

COUSINS 3!!!
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 8:59 PM

curry 3!!!
Posted by AJC3317 on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:00 PM

CURRY 3!!!
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:00 PM

iggy 3!!!
Posted by AJC3317 on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Iggy 3×3
Posted by rcknfn on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:11 PM

ANDRE 3!
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Andre 3
Posted by KLAYtheist on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Three pointers:
Jazz: 9/15
Warriors: 8/29
Why are the Jazz making more three point shots than us? And it’s at such a high percentage, too!

Posted by ServantOfLuna on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:14 PM


Ugly
Posted by KLAYtheist on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:14 PM

I’m sick of underperforming against decent teams this year
At least they step it up in the postseason

Posted by M. Paul Mayer on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:14 PM

Damn, this team hasn’t solved the Jazz problem.
Posted by Yay Area on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:14 PM

Mitchell is a very talented player
But he sure takes a lot of stupid shots

Posted by M. Paul Mayer on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:19 PM

Hot take
This game should not be close

Posted by the Stranger on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:23 PM

Freaking Raul Neto straight-lining to the rim on the last three possessions.
Bleh.

Posted by Sleepy Freud on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:25 PM

Another made three by the Jazz
What is up with them making threes at a super high percentage against us?

Posted by ServantOfLuna on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:28 PM

Draymond’s D is on point right now!
Probably trying to make Gobert cry…

Posted by WarriorsGoldenGirl on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:38 PM

CURRY FLURRY
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:45 PM

Curry the monster!!
And then Klay!!

Posted by rcknfn on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:48 PM

Jae Crowder still stirring shit
Posted by El Shorts on Feb 12, 2019 | 9:57 PM

Damn this team
Just when I think there is no possibility they recover from their drunken stupor, they sober up just enough to pull it out. Sometimes I think this team is too good.

Posted by spladapuss on Feb 12, 2019 | 10:04 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Golden State Warriors Reddit.

Treplano
Rudy Gobert Revenge game incoming

old_soul_stuff
Yo were there fans with Gobert crying face cutouts?! SAVAGE.

BustADime
Rubio is trash lmao

oridinai
Lol Jazz coach looks like a freakin mob boss ready to kill 😂

Thesatiricaltroll
Why does Rubio look like a guy you buy E from at Burning Man lol.

GoldenStateWardells
My piss has a better arc than Rubio’s 3 pt shot.

QuietIncome
Rubio was drafted before Curry. I’ll NEVER get over that one.

djchanclaface
The Jazz coach looks like a homeless meth head that won the lotto.

Robotsaur
Jae Crowder no doubt shooting 5-7 from 3 against us

djchanclaface
Klay showing Gobert what an Allstar look like.

Mrvice18
Is there a lid on the fucking basket? Both teams played horrible defense there yet we only lead 25-14.


oridinai
Lol damn I’m half expecting jazz coach to pull out a tommy gun lol

007SAIF
Crowder only hits 3s against the Dubs. He’s usually ass

abenamer
Klay, Steph and Boogie are now 6 for 19. Ugh.

Mrvice18
This is probably the worst our offense has played in the past 4 years. This is not an exaggeration.

LatinoByNature
We just give up the 3 ball like it’s nothing

southwycke75344
We are 1-15 on 3’s.

bayfarm
Quinn Snyder looks like a psycho killer.

bolochung3
Klay is eating Mitchell up on defense, been that way all year

curry1992
Up 3.We can do so much better.Go Dubs !Curry flurry in the third quarter 😬?!


kinefresh
games vs. the Jazz are always a snooze fest.

Mrvice18
Crowder a fake ass tough guy to be honest.

Princeofcatpoop
Joe Ingles has been quiet. Klay has him on lockdown.

gorillagilbert
Gobert pushes off every single rebound opportunity…

KlaymondreMcCurrant
Quin Snyder looking like part of wolf of wall street

LexiBelleisagoddess
I want to have sex with Klay’s jumper.

Mrvice18
I wouldn’t mind being pregnant with Klay’s babies and I’m a guy tbh.

viikatemies
3 so deep it’s in the cesarian section

PristineDecision
DeMarcus is getting torched.

TheninjaofCookies
Warriors getting destroyed in the paint

SMTineedtochill
I would be very worried if the Jazz met the Warriors in the playoffs. They match up with the Warriors very well and they constantly giving them a hard time.

shualton
Jesus Christ we can’t buy a stop

GhettoAssDuck
Cant buy a foul


Kuroyukito
Man this is ridiculous, should be up but just not playing good enough

Thrillawill
Man, Utah just owns us.
Gobert completey shuts down all of our paint offense, so it ends up being shooters vs shooters, and Utah simply has more shooters then we do.
We cant afford any of our 3 scorers to have off night against this team because points are at a premium.

FearUncertainDoubt
historically we’re just bad against Jazz

Thrillawill
Yea they are a bad matchup. We cant score inside against Gobert, so we end up having to shoot well, if anyone has an off night we struggle.

SMTineedtochill
Game over. The Jazz are too good for the Warriors. I can only pray that they don’t meet in the playoffs.

bolochung3
Gotta feast while Gobert is out.

Kuroyukito
Warriors playing soft defense now

Redz2018
Draymond just cant shoot anymore

ItsHella
Draymond is that dude at the carnival basketball 3 point shot. Baby I’ll win you that prize doink

GavinGT
“Ok honey but at least take off your backpack”
“Nah I got this”

Dakroon1
Lol still giving up wide open 3s

viikatemies
Neto is cooking the Warriors. Gotta be better defensively


Thrillawill
Is Curry in this game? Dude has been invisible.

GhettoAssDuck
Cousins is flatout terrible this game

PristineDecision
Draymond been showing what a real DPOTY looks like.

ppbbbcc
Dray shows why he is DPOY.

PristineDecision
Quinn definitely snorts cocaine.

Phatskwurl
Quin snyder definitely has bodies buried in his back yard

ChoppingMallKillbot
Coke Hyena for sure

kinefresh
bet his wife sleeps with her phone

catalbaReborn
That Mitchell kid is something tho


mattjchin
15-2 run in 4 minutes. This is the Warriors team that I know.

jas0nmask
AWWWWWWWW SHIT YOU JAZZY BITCHES IN TROUBLE NOW!

LaughingPlanet
19-4 run HOT DAMN THIS TEAM IS FUN

legitbean
[JAZZ MUSIC STOPS]

FearUncertainDoubt
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

shanetrey5
TWISTING THAT KNIFE

viikatemies
Mitchell is really damn good when he’s on.

Siege-Torpedo
Durant cooking a baguette tonight

curry1992
Great win.On to the next one ☝️

jas0nmask
DMC out-gooned Crowder

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Utah Jazz vs. San Antonio Spurs: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 10, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Pounding the Rock.

Well that’s a great start on defense..
Posted by CHGJ2000 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:12 PM

14-9, Spurs.7:26 to go in the first quarter. Jazz timeout.
Posted by sdowns1470 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:16 PM

Some far better defense and I like the utah dancers
Posted by Adam72 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:27 PM

24-23 us after 1. 3 more to go. Let’s keep it up, guys.
Posted by sdowns1470 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:37 PM

What happened to Jak’s rebounding ability?
Posted by Pioneer2005 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:49 PM

rudy gobert.
Posted by qobj on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:53 PM

The D
The D is horrible.

Posted by windrell on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:58 PM

We can’t win this one
Posted by nish21 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:59 PM

We need our Rudy
Posted by nish21 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:58 PM

Rudy (ours) I miss you.
Posted by sdowns1470 on Feb 9, 2019 | 4:59 PM

48-62 at half, can we win this one with these players?
Posted by nish21 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:07 PM

This team has kind of given up.
Posted by nish21 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:08 PM


DDR beat by Mitchell. What tough defense. What a failure to protect the ball.
Posted by Roscoe909 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:23 PM

LMA having all sorts of trouble with Gobert
Posted by Adam72 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:27 PM

Rudy Gobert destroying LA so painful to watch
Posted by nish21 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:29 PM

He’s making the west coaches pay for not selecting him to the all star game. Bad for us.
Posted by sdowns1470 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:29 PM

I like Donovan Mitchell, but sometimes his shot selection really annoys me.
Posted by sdowns1470 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:45 PM

Mitchell takes on a stiff old Gasol. Mitchell wins.
Posted by Roscoe909 on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:45 PM

When DDR has a turnover, he needs to run back a lot faster on defense than he usually does
Posted by superattorney on Feb 9, 2019 | 5:59 PM

Western Conference is beyond him. Constantly looking for the call when he’s made crappy moves, slow to get back. Need to unload him if we can.
Posted by Roscoe909 on Feb 9, 2019 | 6:06 PM

Pop absolutely get duped taking DD and his contract from the Raptors
going to go down as one of the the worst personnel move in his otherwise stellar career

Posted by dksurf99 on Feb 9, 2019 | 6:08 PM

Pathetic!
Another pathetic showing. Like people say the RRT is where a Spurs team shows it’s true potential… a fringe playoff team with a smattering of old and overpaid players. Who can’t stay healthy and where every single game you have no confidence if the team can really win, even against the pheonixs of the world.

Posted by CHGJ2000 on Feb 9, 2019 | 6:15 PM

Quick !!! Back to Tanking!!!!!
theres still time!!!

Posted by GOSPURSGO5CHAMPS on Feb 9, 2019 | 6:15 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: San Antonio Spurs Reddit.

estmit
Mitchell is gonna go off against us huh

CoffeeRaider
Donovan Mitchell is gonna be a problem.

goosboos
waiting for Rubio and Ingles to go stupidly ballistic against us like they usually do

Tripppnn
They have nobody that can even remotely stop DD or LA

Noteful
Demar should dominate Donovan tonight. No reason for Demar not to feast

Tripppnn
Refs hate DeMar so much smh

pfaf6796
I know ricky rubio is on the Jazz but that doesn’t mean they can leave every jazz player open at the 3 point line. They will start hitting them eventually.

Noteful
Rubio gonna drop 20+ too

goosboos
Rudy Gobert so overrated – no offensive game and gets way too much credit for his defense

desubeast
After the all star reserves results came out a Jazz fan on /r/nba was trying to argue Gobert is a better offensive player than Aldridge, lmao

itslitcuh
Jazz getting fucked by the refs lmao

desubeast
Gobert is pissed lmao no way he doesn’t get thrown out this game

Tripppnn
Not a bad first quarter at all guys, shots will start falling


Noteful
Derozan lets Jae Crowder get past him on a drive lol

monkeybrain3
Is there even any point watching this fucking team before the All Star Break? It’s like they stopped understanding what defense meant.

DevilofHellssKitchen
We still prob the worst defense in the NBA

jordonkry
Spurs and the 2nd quarter name a less iconic duo

gnarwhollll
Spurs and third quarter

Ops135
Injuries have absolutely fucked us over in such an important time of our season losing your 2nd and 3rd most important players is some awful luck

Noteful
After 15+ seasons of success and relatively good luck on injuries I believe Pop’s deal with the devil is done.


Tripppnn
Were so lucky Jae Crowder blows.

Noteful
I wish the Spurs had the cap space to sign Rubio this offseason. He’d be the perfect fit for leading our bench.

Tripppnn
Win or lose we stay in the 7th seed going to Memphis. Silver lining here lol

desubeast
Why do we even wanna make the playoffs? We can’t win a fucking game on the road and we won’t have home court advantage…

philwacho3
I can’t watch any more of this bro. Nobody looks like they give a fuck out there. Everyone just going through the motions. Pathetic

T3L0
Fuck I want to smash somethingagainst the wall. But why the fuck are we fans so dedicated and so loyal? Fuck this shit we dont deserve this kind of performance

joserizal1
You gotta have to watch porn after this, right?

Utah Jazz vs. Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 7, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Bright Side of the Sun.

LONZO BALL
that is all.

Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 6, 2019 | 10:07 AM

speak it into existence!
Posted by Jordan_Weikert on Feb 6, 2019 | 10:10 AM

I’m trying to speak Rubio and Favors into existence, but so far all I’ve got is … Tyler Johnson.
Posted by Sunscott on Feb 6, 2019 | 2:15 PM

Whether we actually trade for Ball
or kidnap Ricky Rubio after the game, I would just like to see how much of a difference having a point guard who can actually pass effectively to Ayton would make for the Suns success.

Posted by shanmanhall on Feb 6, 2019 | 11:07 AM

Oh, Jesus Christ.
Josh is starting at the two. This is going to be a disaster.
And freaking Bender is starting over Kelly.
Kelly must have kicked Igor’s puppy.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Feb 6, 2019 | 6:39 PM

Igor hates Kelly
Posted by Bahamian Rhapsody on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:17 PM

is this gonna be a 9 point quarter?
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:13 PM

With our ball handling and playmaking we will be lucky to get 9
Posted by AMoo on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:14 PM

Our offense is diarrhea in a shoe.
Posted by Nate887 on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:14 PM

I know the game just started.
But you can tell this game is going to get real ugly.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:15 PM

At least we are dragging Utah down to our level.
Posted by AMoo on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:16 PM

Josh has been atrocious to start this game
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:17 PM

That’s what happens when Igor puts him at the 2.
Josh is the worst at the 2.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:18 PM


Jesus freaking Christ.
This team sucks.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:19 PM

We are the dumbest basketball team in existence.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:32 PM

What the fuck is this shit show.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:34 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen
Your Phx Suns.

Posted by bringo! on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:35 PM

We’re getting blown out in 5 minutes.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:41 PM

You sound like you havent watched us play much
Posted by smartplays on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:43 PM

I sound like I’ve watched us play for the past three seasons.
Because I have.

Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:45 PM

We are all irreparably damaged.
Posted by AMoo on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:43 PM

Ingles must be great at billiards with all the English he can put on his shots.
Posted by ozzyfire on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:47 PM

Whats more enjoyable to watch, this team or Tim Kempton opening a jar of pickles?
Posted by Nate887 on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:48 PM

pickles
Posted by AMoo on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:49 PM

3rd option
Not watching anything at all but instead pouring acid on my crotch.

Posted by bringo! on Feb 6, 2019 | 7:49 PM


I hate this team.
Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:04 PM

All these mistakes, Igor, time for a time out
Posted by ozzyfire on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:28 PM

Imagine thinking Donovan Mitchell is better than Devin Booker
Posted by BIGredmc on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:42 PM

feels like no matter how close we get
Jazz are always cool and very much in control

Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:43 PM

Signs of a discipline team
Posted by Jtasher on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:44 PM

Exactly
Suns don’t have a shot at this game. Not really.

Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:45 PM

I swear Ayton’s capable of more than just catch and shoot elbow jumpers.
Yet that’s what he resorts to half the time.

Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:58 PM

Igor’s a genius. Just gotta give him a year or 10.
Posted by sunsn7 on Feb 6, 2019 | 8:59 PM

This is a slaughter
Posted by Jaio on Feb 6, 2019 | 9:01 PM

This team is not coached by any stretch of the imagination
Letting Ayton shoot all these elbow jumpers with out 1 real post up play the entire game
We are not COACHED we are MANAGED

Posted by OliverMillersLastMeal on Feb 6, 2019 | 9:14 PM

Damn we really gonna give up 120 to Utah
who play slow as shit

Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 6, 2019 | 9:15 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

TGOODS17
Let’s steal Rubio and take him back to Phoenix with us after the game.

iambowser
Is it just me or does quin snyder looks like the guy in a movie who is obviously the bad guy trying not to look like the bad guy

omnicious
Reporting in for our usual soul-crushing night as a Suns fan.

Lonzo_Ball
So we look terrible

GuarGuar
Incoming 9 pt quarter

jb420phx
Why can’t our players stop turning the ball over?? Fuck

emceerez
Jesus Christ please get lonzo

keelrW
3 turnovers already jesus

EarlsDepression
Jesus Christ. Is that 4 straight TOs?

omnicious
Jesus our play makes me want to vomit.

DavonBooker
Well, this is our starting lineup.
May God have mercy on us all


soupforyourarmpit
I’m glad our best player has touched the ball like twice. This is sickening. Igor needs to wake up or get lost. It’s getting tiring

josephrehall
We’re going to get Jingled aren’t we

Saucy_blackman
Ingles looks like my middles school gym teacher

sakibomber
we’re so bad

Swa10
I hope we get Ricky Rubio over the summer

avakrk
Why does Crawford run up the court like he just shit his pants

peanutdakidnappa
Because he’s 50

jb420phx
Inching towards blowout city.

avakrk
Why is crowder getting superstar calls

jb420phx
Anyone playing the Suns gets superstar calls.

pinchscience
lol igor just looks confused and lost all the time

ForeverPanda
How… How are we so bad

Brutus_Khan
This is fucking cringe worthy. Jesus Christ.

durpado
I am so sad watching my dudes….Jesus this game is rough.

ReeveCR
Jesus Christ please lonzo save us


soupforyourarmpit
I love that igors offense lets the wings do whatever the fuck they want while ayton has to make due with like 10 shots a game. He’s the number one pick and he’s GOOD . Use him or fire the coach. It’s really that simple

phxsuns1990
this team is absolutely terrible

LVNiteOwl
You know how in Scrabble you can just put all your tiles back in the bag and start over? Wish we were playing Scrabble.

a-tribe-called-mex
Would Jae Crowder work here at PF?

MasochisticCanesFan
no he sucks and only looks good because hes playing us

VivaLaDbakes
LOOK AT IGOR WHAT A PITBULL calmly voicing his displeasure with the ref

peanutdakidnappa
Igor’s inability to figure out how to use ayton after 3/4 of the season really makes me Question if he can be a good coach, I just don’t know how he still hasn’t figured it out or iMovies at all

rRightAndIAmWong
We have one of the most mobile centers in the league and he has no face up game or he isn’t given opportunity to use a face up game. Why didn’t we just draft Doncic then

peanutdakidnappa
We should’ve drafted doncic once we hired Igor but it’s too late for that, Igor needs to fuckin learn how to use ayton because he wastes his ability

sakibomber
i don’t think igor knows how to use a center

thiccBoy7
Joe ingles is looking like Steph against us

Orthiax
Were getting Jingled

ForeverPanda
How is this PE teacher looking dude dropping so many 3’s on us?

Orthiax
Put some speck on Jingles bro

VivaLaDbakes
Ingles makes me wish I was 5” taller cuz I’m pretty confident I could make it in the league. At least the D League. Any white guy over 6’ 7” should just shoot 3s and do passing drills until their arms fall off.


UrRightAndIAmWong
Stop attacking Gobert one on one Oubre jesus

jb420phx
Jesus we play a dumb brand of basketball

quavo_ranchero
Sucking some real hot ass tonight

omnicious
Fuck off, Crawford. Fucking hate seeing you on the court.

jb420phx
Crawford is playing unbelievably bad right now. Like the worst I’ve ever seen. Truly horrific

hungarianmeatslammer
Crawford leaves and we look like a competent basketball team. Hmmm. Igor is literally blind.

soupforyourarmpit
maybe quinn can give igor some pointers after watching us up close. he’s a terrific coach

peanutdakidnappa
Man fuck you igor, I wanted to see josh get 30, that was the only reason I’m watching, you bastard

shootemlikeitsmyjob
I think we are tanking

MasochisticCanesFan
i hate mitchells face

yeaheymate
I just remembered there are people who actually think Mitchell is better than Book.

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 3, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Utah fans booing each time Harden gets the ball, again.
Posted by hon17 on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:19 PM

Fuck! We building a brick house now
Posted by Shinzon on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Utah is playing really nice right now at both ends. Amazing what hitting your open 3’s can do!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Apparently, Jazz fans think their players should be able to hit shooters on the arm without being called for it…
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:34 PM

These are the second quarters we’ve come to know and love. I bet we give up 40.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:43 PM

Literally not even 2 minutes into the quarter and we put them in the bonus
Truly awful

Posted by gameace777 on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:44 PM

It’s amazing how undisciplined this team is.
Posted by KLP713 on Feb 2, 2019 | 8:53 PM

You know how people complain that Harden is just trolling for fouls? That’s ALL the Jazz have done since getting in the bonus.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:00 PM

Jazz fans are still the worst in the league
Have been since I was born, might always be

Posted by gameace777 on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:01 PM


Crowder is a bitch.
Always has been.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:41 PM

Utah playing thug ball again
Posted by hon17 on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:45 PM

I think Matt Harpring is the worst color commentator of all time
Except maybe Tommy Heinsohn

Posted by ehburrus on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:51 PM

The Utah Jazz are bitches.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 2, 2019 | 9:55 PM

Ref’s decided to get Utah back in the game
Posted by SteveMcG on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:10 PM

Should T Gobert up for flopping like a bitch
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:11 PM

Oh look. Gordon hurt. Again.
Posted by KLP713 on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:17 PM

Not sure if Gordon has kids or not but
I wouldn’t be surprised if his house was childproofed either way.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:23 PM

Harden still in the game with 20 point lead
I think Dantoni has a grudge against Utah or something as well

Posted by Weldingo on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:29 PM

What a game
Posted by gameace777 on Feb 2, 2019 | 10:28 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

ZeroMaverickHOU
We gon lose

lurgar
Guys, I’m not that confident that the guys will win this game.

nonetimeaccount
jazz: one of the greatest american inventions
the jazz: dipshits

Razku
Jazz announcers are the most biased homers in the NBA.

–Brad
I do like watching Mitchell play, but god damn Utah really does hate us lmao

Whittyboy
Honestly jazz fans hate everybody. I’ve lived in SLC for two years

theKITHpodcast
Is this the Utah jazz or the Boo-tah jazz?

nonetimeaccount
KEEP BOOING. I HOPE ALL OF YOU STAY MISERABLE.

jm_v
Jazz announcers complaining about everything lol

pizza_me_your_tits
These Jazz announcers are unbearable.

slyguy183
We have to stop challenging Gobert in the paint, that’s a recipe for disaster


gmann2k10
These Jazz announcers can piss off.

o-Haii-Der
Lmao. I just started watching. These announcers a trash.

maika3
Utah’s salty announcers so proud of the one-point lead.

slyguy183
Jazz announcers see contact on a Jazz player? Complain
See Rockets players getting whacked and pushed around? Silence

FIFAPLAYAH
the jazz commentators are so annoying. calling every single defensive play a foul.

ST012Mi
lol Jazz commentators calling fouls when there are no fouls

tylerw8999
Jazz are getting away with fouling harden on almost every shot attempt

Clutchcityboi
They refs definitely have a threshold that they cant go above for giving harden free throws. He could have like 16 rn. Not a good look for the league

tacobellsuperfan
Lol Jazz commentators crying for Ingles then realizing he just lost the ball 😂

ST012Mi
tbh Joe Ingles would do good better on our squad.

FreddyMacDaddy
Give Gobert an Oscar for that acting

nintony1337
Surprised he didn’t cry

FortressMost
Dude soccer flopping. In basketball. He’s gonna split his own head open going for the Oscar. DPoY🙄


nonetimeaccount
EVEN THEIR DANCE CAM IS WHITE AF

lurgar
As a white guy I am sorry for this dancing

StealthyGooch
Lotta whities in Utah
Source: am white

LOOK_AT_IT
This is the saddest dance cam I have ever seen.

JOOCY_ChestPump
Is there even a black person in the audience? Lol

theKITHpodcast
I’m never going to utah lmao

FortressMost
Nice the Jazz decided to take a shit on the court tonight. Very Jazzy.

Clutchcityboi
Theses refs are pathetic lmao

j3i
Refs are fucking crooked. Letting Jazz players take shots.

Clutchcityboi
Literally any contact for the jazz they get free throws. Rockets get mugged, nothing

htownmama
Literally there is a foul on every Jazz possession

j3i
Uhhh… Literally 5 Jazz players sandwiched Harden. Fucking refs.

jm_v
our players are getting fucking mauled and they get every ticky tack call in their favor…

Clutchcityboi
Genuinly feel personally attacked by the refs tonight

The_Snake_Dick
we’re in utah alright


Dimes_from_CP3
Grayson’s in there oh shit get Harden out NOW

Dark22tj
If they think that’s a foul on Mitchell wtf do they think is happen to Harden

Deviuz
just tuned in, how have the jazz not cooked us tf up with Gobert in the paint

Clutchcityboi
Gobert has too many tears in his eyes, cant see well

tylerw8999
Who the hell is O’Neil?

Clutchcityboi
Shaqs retarded cousin

Briand2714
F U REFS

nintony1337
Refs are fucking worthless

StealthyGooch
Lol jazz are ass

JOOCY_ChestPump
soft jazzs refs

lupestar
God Utah offense is so bad

stillwaitingatx
Fuck these fucking refs every fucking game

cbs1507
Gobert soft ass shit. Weak ass

tylerw8999
If Rudy Gobert did that to me I would beat the shit out of him

gmann2k10
Yo, i thought Gobert was meant to go SS4 ultra angry after being snubbed. This it? lol


MugiMartin
I forgot the Jazz have Ted Cruz on their bench.

tylerw8999
Rudy Gobert complains more than anyone in the NBA.

Russian4Trump
Hartenstein is a gangster. Elbowing Gobert’s crying ass right in the throat.

o-Haii-Der
These are the most pathetic announcers I have ever heard in my entire life.

plznobamboozle
jazz announcers are so damn salty lol

ToadyWoady
I lost brain cells watching this dance cam

FortressMost
Related: John Stockton is a prick and Karl Malone is a stupid hillbilly.

smokebreaks
These Jazz announcers are like an eighth grade communications project. Everytime there’s an attempt at defense, it’s a missed foul.

itallblends
After the half ended they said “the rockets live and die by the 3”
Yeah that was last year. Now we have manimal in the paint and harden free throws to add to the 3 threat.

JOOCY_ChestPump
Yeah the Jazz and their fans feel like everybody is out to get them.

trust-the-past
I will never get over the Jazz head coach looking like a villain from an action movie.

Briand2714
Gobert needs his tissues

Utah Jazz vs. Atlanta Hawks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 2, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Peachtree Hoops.

Ugly start so far
Posted by Just Joe 00 on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:15 PM

Joe Ingles on fire!
10 points in less than 4 mins on the floor.

Posted by Slimjr 1.0 on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:18 PM

Favors is killing the Hawks inside without Len. Even when Dedmon was in
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:33 PM

If Bazemore is going to take Korver in that situation he better make it
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:36 PM

A 30+ 1st Quarter
Is impressive against the Jazz.
But the Hawks will need to play better defense to get a road win.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:39 PM

Ingles on track for 50!
Superstar alert LOL

Posted by HawksFanDownUnder on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:42 PM

Jazz Offense Has No Respect
For our rim protection.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:43 PM

Neither do I for that matter.
Posted by Sautee on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:45 PM

Huerter vs Ingles
How many years until Kevin is on Ingles’ level?

Posted by Just Joe 00 on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:46 PM

I Swear
Donovan Mitchell is a Dwayne Wade clone.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:51 PM

With even better hops.
Posted by Sautee on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:52 PM

And Fluorescent Shoes
Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:54 PM

Niang is a nice player. I’ve liked him since college.
Posted by Sautee on Feb 1, 2019 | 9:55 PM

If I was a Jazz fan I would be mad that they are not featuring Favors more. He has given the Hawks a ton of problems in this game
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:01 PM

I’d be Mad that Favors Sometimes Doesn’t {lay with Any Fire
Even tonight, he seems to be going through the motions.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:02 PM


Gobert isn’t getting any stats for these possessions but you can see the effect he has on the Hawks’ offense every time down
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:23 PM

Mike Conley will Be Great with these Utah Jazz Starters
If that trade happens.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:25 PM

Favors is giving the Hawks fits.
He always does though.

Posted by Slimjr 1.0 on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:26 PM

What is happening in da third quarter yo?
No energy from anyone. Young hasn’t scored since the first quarter nor had an assist since early in second quarter. Common folks. Lets go.

Posted by The Willow on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:30 PM

Everyone’s scared of Gobert
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:35 PM

Derrick Favors is what you would call a
HAWKS KILLER!

Posted by Slimjr 1.0 on Feb 1, 2019 | 10:57 PM

Man if you are scared of Gobert don’t drive on him in the first place
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:03 PM

Yeah, Gobert should have been an All Star
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:04 PM

Too Bad the Hawks Don’t Know Anything About that Kyle Korver Guy
Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:04 PM

First Jazz Game I Have Watched
When did Gobert become an offensive contributor?

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:16 PM

Last year
This year he stepped it up big. There is a reason why the Jazz are pissed

Posted by TheNextGM on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:46 PM

Hawks Have Figured Out
How to make double-digit losses more entertaining.
I appreciate that. Since we only care about Player Development.

Posted by Astro Joe on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:24 PM

Lose Well
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:26 PM

Gameball goes to Rubio.
Posted by Slimjr 1.0 on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:28 PM

I’ll say this
The Jazz are who I hope the Hawks never be again. A middling team with virtually no chance of winning at a high level.

Posted by David McCallum on Feb 1, 2019 | 11:38 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Atlanta Hawks Reddit.

Game thread title: “Oh shit Gobert is gonna be pissed tonight boys, birds vs music genre, 9pm est”

CasualFan8
Pray4Dedmon

CasualFan8
He’s just about to die tonight guarding Gobert

Now_Just_Maul
Gobert bout to have a triple double with blocks tonight

BrainsOfMush
I almost want him to after that bullshit Iggy and draymond said on Twitter. Fuck them to the moon.

DBac7812
Huerter keeps losing Ingles.

__gabe
Smart defense when Collins closed out on Korver leavi ng crowder alone. Lead to a brick

juventusturin7
Hey guys it’s TheMulattoGuy on my alt. Told my wife (who’s in Utah rn) I was going to bed and idk if she’s gonna be on Reddit tonight and she doesn’t know about this account so

__Kev
She’s cucking you with a black guy named Bernard.

juventusturin7
A black guy? In Utah? I think not

PrisonMike2017
Korver :(

Bobby-Samsonite
I’m glad he’s not on the filthy Cavaliers anymore.

juventusturin7
I miss him


AlVic40117560-
Remember when geniuses on r/nba thought Trae was a huge bust and Grayson Allen was better than him because of 3 Summer league games in Utah? Where tf are each of them at now? Dumbasses

__Kev
I wonder why they liked him so much…..

juventusturin7
He’s the white Knight in shining armor

Idntknwagoodusername
I WONDER WHITE

Now_Just_Maul
Ingles is Australian? Since fuckin when

Basketball_N_Pizza
Birth

__gabe
Utah is really good but Trae needs to be as good as Mitchell in the 2nd half

Basketball_N_Pizza
Mitchell is 3-10 with only 1 assist

__Kev
Most overrated player in the league

juventusturin7
I had no idea Nique was drafted by utah

Bobby-Samsonite
yeah Jazz fans were bitter about the trade until they got Stockton and Malone.

TJN39
Do hwaks no how to shoot?

TJN39
I miss Kyle :(


RedEagle250
Gobert is crazy

AlVic40117560-
He should be DPOY every single year. No one affects the game more consistently

RedEagle250
Agreed

DBac7812
We need a paint presence on defense half as good as Gobert.

amos2162
ingles looks like the kicker off the replacements

here4fantasy
Favors is a beast on the offensive glass tonight

nnnnnvvvvv
Were getting Jingled, its ok tho the Jazz are a fye team. At least Trae had a good game. Hope Rubio slicing us up leads to them getting Conley maybe.

jack_twt
Rudy Gobert is a ducking all star

atomsej
god damn thats a white ass crowd

RedEagle250
Mormons must love basketball

Now_Just_Maul
Weirdly enough it’s just 5 dudes and their sister wives

__Kev
Rudy Gobert is ridiculously good lmao

Now_Just_Maul
Where can one acquire a Gobert

Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 31, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

A win without Nurk against Utah
Is just a tall, tall order. I don’t feel good bout this one at all…

Posted by RipCityREC-kingMachine on Jan 30, 2019 | 6:52 PM

Dang it
I got a 6 pack and everything. Don’t like sad drinking

Posted by OfficerCosta on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:02 PM

it can happen….maybe…..hopefully…oh who am i kidding
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 6:58 PM

Always amazed when Ingles blows by Harkless or Aminu.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:41 PM

Lol Ingles smoking Harkless
Posted by Koosman123 on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:45 PM

AMAZING START!!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:47 PM

Wait. Did Aminu just INTENTIONALLY drive and kick?
mind blown

Posted by conspirator5 on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:47 PM

Gobert can have that effect on you
Posted by Kenny Moore on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:49 PM

Snyder looking psycopathic as usual.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:49 PM

I’m glad i’m not the only person who has had that thought. lol
terrible i know.

Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:52 PM

Mitchell will torch you on drives every time
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 7:53 PM

Dang this might be the best first quarter I’ve ever seen the Blazers play
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:05 PM

40 pt quarter. this is nuts
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:05 PM

Utah’s defense sucks
Posted by KingWes on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:04 PM

180 points or bust!
Posted by Mo Luke on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:09 PM


I remember when Rubio couldn’t make a 3
Now I’ve never seen him miss against us

Posted by Koosman123 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:13 PM

Who is the lady announcer, she is lame tonight
Blazers crushing the Jazz and she is just droning, and I do mean droning, on about Jazz.

Posted by svinyard on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:15 PM

Uh that’s HOF Doris Burke and she’s great.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:16 PM

Doris is literally the best in the biz
Posted by KingWes on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:16 PM

Doris the GOAT
Posted by Waveblade on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:16 PM

Doris has been great tonight.
Posted by Timmay! on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:17 PM

Doris is great
one of the best

Posted by OfficerCosta on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:18 PM

That’s Ms.Burke to you and no one puts her in the corner.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Utah just has nothing tonight.
Posted by Timmay! on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:18 PM

You know it’s a good night when Korver misses a wide open 3
Posted by Kenny Moore on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:26 PM

I feel like the league wants to make Don Mitchell the next Dame
He’s good but he’s no Dame Lillard

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:26 PM

Jingles looks like he got stranded in the Outback and had to drink his own pee.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:31 PM

That’s the second time crowder has tried to body check a dude mid air setting a screen
Posted by KingWes on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:35 PM

He was all hyped to pick fights with Nurk and now doesn’t know what to do with himself.
Posted by conspirator5 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:36 PM

Crowder needs to shut his embouchure.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:37 PM

Tonight shows why I don’t find Utah likable in the slightest.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:40 PM

Not a great ending to the half
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:41 PM

could be worse…I know Jazz will come out motivated.
lets hope we do too. We got too loose at the end of the half

Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:53 PM


Can we maybe, I don’t know, possibly try and guard Gobert from getting easy dunks?
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Ugh
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:58 PM

now we can’t make a shot to save our lives
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:58 PM

We’re going to lose this game
aren’t we

Posted by OfficerCosta on Jan 30, 2019 | 8:58 PM

Mitchell plays hard, fun to watch
Unfortunately, that run just made this thing a game again

Posted by gardenhomer on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:00 PM

I hope someone makes themselves useful
and punches Grayson Allen in the face

Posted by gardenhomer on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:09 PM

Why punch him? He’s helping us lol
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:10 PM

The second Allen came in
I started to worry about the safety of our guys and feel like he was being subbed in for this reason alone.

Posted by bballguru on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:10 PM

Go back to Texas, Ted Cruz Jr.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:10 PM

He looks so much like Ted Cruz it’s freaky
Posted by Koosman123 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Man grayson Allen has a very punchable face
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Imagine if Grayson Allen did that to someone like Russ or Rondo
His career would end right there.

Posted by Mookie Alexander on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:12 PM

Boogie might strangle him at some point
I think it’s borderline likely

Posted by gardenhomer on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:13 PM

You could hold a raffle.
Posted by conspirator5 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:14 PM

Geez, Gob protects the rim just by standing within 5 feet of it and being a deterrant. Doesn’t even need to move.
Posted by Reasonable Approximation on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:13 PM

Up in the 1st by 23, up in the 2nd by 25, and have been up in the 3rd by 27.
Posted by Anomaly81 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:16 PM


Utah looks WAY too dependent on Mitchell for offense.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:16 PM

They didn’t have any offense before Mitchell, so…. yeah.
Posted by conspirator5 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:17 PM

Their other players are also just plain missing everything tonight.
Like, Kyle Korver missed an open three. That’s like the end times or something.

Posted by Timmay! on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:18 PM

Grayson Allen is going to have a tough time in the NBA without Coach K to protect him
Although speculating on who the first guy to two piece him will be is kind of fun

Posted by gardenhomer on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:17 PM

Someone needs to punch Ingles in the face hard
Maybe full on Meta him

Posted by svinyard on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:22 PM

Utah is DONEZO.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:24 PM

Jake wit the block on Cruz!!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:31 PM

Watching Grayson Allen treated like a little child by Jake should count as five extra wins.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:31 PM

Cmon Utah miss some shots so Dame can get them boards!
Posted by Koosman123 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:33 PM

The crowd booing Seth stealing that rebound from Dame hahaha
Posted by jdhpdx on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:36 PM

Stupid Jazz making shots when Lillard wants his triple-double.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:36 PM

Aw there goes our triple double fun
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:40 PM

All we have left is beating the Jazz by 30 without Nurk ;__;
Posted by Mortimer on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:40 PM

I know what a terrible night
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:40 PM

A Utah-Portland playoff series could be entertaining.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 30, 2019 | 9:40 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

samuswashere
I just watched Donovan Mitchell practicing corner 3’s in front of the Blazer bench. The ‘hi five’ kids were still sitting on the bench in their Blazer gear and he let them all toss him the ball to shoot.
Damnit, I like him now.

X_SkeletonCandy
Man Snyder is a scary looking dude. lol

jrances1
Definitely was a serial killer in a past life.

knightsarge
We have some great energy coming in, i love it

9mac
On pace for 180

tandahl
Fucking amazing quarter

Arr0wmanc3r
WHAT.
A.
QUARTER..

didntlisten
We shot a humble 75% in the first quarter.

damecj
Quinn Snyder deadset looks ready to murder a man

Ghost-
That’s his baseline

bloodbuzzz
My boyfriend and I always joke that he’s actually Patrick Bateman … I think it’s just his regular face tbh

Jervwizzs
LOL snyder looks like green goblin after clonazepam


masoe
I hate Rubio.

damecj
I preferred when Rubio couldn’t shoot

tandahl
Idk why. But fuck Ingles

didntlisten
Rubio deserves an Oscar

derdiedas5253
I can see Rubio is a student of the James Harden Flopping University.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Mitchell already geting more superstar calls than Dame…SMH

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Nurk holding this team back….lol

DamianMcCollum
Is this what being a Golden State fan feels like?

didntlisten
Jingles looks like he’s been hitting that Oregon meth

TheKinglnTheFourth
Crowder a bitch

batangbronse
If Crowder touches Dame, he ain’t going back to Utah alive

tandahl
I really dislike the Jazz.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Ingles is a BITCH!!

Fried_Broccoli
I’ve never understand why so many Blazer fans like the Jazz… I don’t like Ingles, I don’t like Crowder and I don’t bloke Rubio

Hkmarkp
gonna be fight. Jazz whiney beeootches


Fondle_My_Sweaters
Mitchell would have gotten that call…Fuck the refs!

burtmaklin1
Ingles is a pussy ass bitch

Bircka
Ingles looks like he should be an assistant coach or something with how old he looks.

Stevetheu1
Shits gonna get chippy with us up by 20 at half

David-S-Pumpkins
I’m pissed the these calls, dudes. No calls on moving screens but we wave at Ingles or block Gobert and it’s a foul?
Plus, fuck Jae Crowder forever.

itzsteezybaby
Man, fuck ingles

yeeeeeehaaaw
Man fuck Ingles.

2Cthulhu4School
Man-fuck Ingles

kworel
Man-fuck-ing Les

dbjawsh
Man fucking les

Berch_Berkins
I have had no reason to dislike the jazz until tonight. The refs are one thing, I’m used to that by now but ingles, crowder and even Mitchell are acting like pussies

Soap_MacLavish
Joe Ingles looks like me. I’m a virgin.

petelepete
Man Ingles looks like the type that would fall down if you blew on him.

Holyshitshutupsrsly
Lol fuuuuuuuuuuuck ingles. Mediocre af.

amldoinitright
Ingles is the Scranton Strangler.


Onemurdoc
fuck fuck fuck

SNewtn
Danger zone

David-S-Pumpkins
Watch your ankles and knees. Allen is in.

Kyruuu
Zodiac Jr.

tandahl
I completely forgot Greyson Allen plays for Utah. Even more reason to not like them.

damecj
Grayson has such a punchable face

didntlisten
His whole existence is punchable

Arr0wmanc3r
Grayson Allen is a fucking dirty player. I hate that he’s playing on the same court as our guys.

David-S-Pumpkins
Grayson is trash. Can’t help but play like a dirty ass bitch.

efstyle
Grayson Allen is the epitome of someone who has gotten away with shit his whole life. Makes you think of all the shit he did that wasn’t caught..

Fried_Broccoli
Oh and add Grayson Allen to the list of unlikeable Jazz players

David-S-Pumpkins
Telling that the Jazz drafted him despite his dirty play history.

Frognuts777
WTF IS WITH GRAYSEN ALLEN FUCKER NEEDS TO BE PULLED NOW


Dozerdone
Either it was dirty, or he’s just a bitch.

amldoinitright
Hemmmm… Iunno about that call… looked like he was protecting his face. But fuck Allen and his haircut anyway.

PM_ME_YOUR_TOOL
Jazz coach looks all coked out.

aznthomastran
15-0 run! What a way to turn it up!

Frognuts777
Someone needs to lay the lumbar on G Allen this guy is complete fucking trash

rock-or-something
Grayson Allen looks like Ted Cruz lost a bunch of weight.

X_SkeletonCandy
Get Ted Cruz off the court bruh

David-S-Pumpkins
If Allen hurts a player on the court he should face a lawsuit at this point.

ZaeDilla
I’ll beat his ass myself

burtmaklin1
Grayson Allen is the Zodiac Killer

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Grayson Allen = Ted Cruz = Zodiac Killer

JadedWombat
If that fucker trips one of our guys tonight I’m driving to the arena real quick to punch him right in his punchable.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
I like when we lead after 3 quarters!!

2Cthulhu4School
Jazz coach looking like he’s had his noggin sucked by the brain bug.

efstyle
Jesus man, Quinn Snyder looks like he’s been on a three day coke bender lol

jrances1
Who’s saying he hasn’t?

didntlisten
Snyder is rekt


SNewtn
It’s rumored he loved his booger sugar and stealing girlfriends from his players when an assistant at duke

didntlisten
Been saying this for years, but it’s extra true tonight

efstyle
Ahhh yes. Utah, the land of Joseph Smith’s children and the best blow known to man.

SEEENRULEZ
Crowder’s a fuckin douche

ItsLillardTime
Why the fuck we always blow out the other team when Dame is close to a trip dub? He’s never gonna get one lmao

damecj
130 against Utah ain’t bad

amldoinitright
QUALITY FUCKIN’ WIN Y’ALL!!!!

David-S-Pumpkins
One more time: Fuck the Jazz.
Great game, boys!

Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 28, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Have a feeling Friday’s moral victory is going to seem a lot less impressive
When we get spanked today. Guessing there’s be like 10 Ingles 3s today.

Posted by Rodman99 on Jan 27, 2019 | 5:43 PM

Can’t afford to start slow against this team
Posted by FreeJ3lica on Jan 27, 2019 | 6:18 PM

Utah refs came to Minneapolis
Posted by FreeJ3lica on Jan 27, 2019 | 6:26 PM

Utah taking a bunch of terrible shots.
Posted by Mnem on Jan 27, 2019 | 6:31 PM

Back to back threes to close the half, nice job sir!
Posted by Monty Wildhack on Jan 27, 2019 | 7:13 PM

Wow, threes keeping us in the game! That’s different.
Posted by Monty Wildhack on Jan 27, 2019 | 7:45 PM

The lack of talent is showing now
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Jan 27, 2019 | 8:06 PM

Jazz just way ahead on many levels right now…
Dang gritty team

Posted by Cretbo24 on Jan 27, 2019 | 8:22 PM

Mostly on the health aspect
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Jan 27, 2019 | 8:23 PM

The Mormons win again
Posted by FreeJ3lica on Jan 27, 2019 | 8:22 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Minnesota Timberwolves Reddit.

SandorTheLumberjack
let’s not lose

jbranton30
Why is Taj attacking Gobert

NoFlimFlamtheZimZam
Man we are so good at starting games

NoFlimFlamtheZimZam
Fuck these refs. Predetermined by the league they didn’t want us to make the playoffs.
Hard to watch us get fucked night after night

b-bballtubing
How was that not a over the back by Gobert? Bullsh*t!

bostonteahc
Holy shit these refs are sucking Utah’s dick, or they are blind. Maybe both?

quailrocket
With all due respect fuck the Utah Jazz

tfwnobigtittygothgf
Screw those Mormon dorks

ogkilla24
Just give KAT the fucking ball every possession. Saunders keeps trying this bullshit to get Wiggins shot thinking it’s going to work but Wiggins is a bad offensive player who can’t shoot or dribble right now. Run the offense through your best player not one of the least efficient players in NBA history, and don’t lose Towns the way Thibs did.

Bentumbo
dude. He is guarded by DPOY Rudy Gobert. You can’t expect us to just feast on the inside all day with KAT

XANNIBAL_LECTER
kareem’s sky hook…hakeem’s dream shake…dirk’s one legged fadeaway…wiggins’ getting stripped

Vanderrr
Through one quarter and no points from a guard.

DrAbeSacrabin
Korver fouling Deng… that may be the oldest foul pairing in the NBA this year.

twh1297
The Jazz are really keeping us in it.

hendrew1221
Miss Ricky so much

b-bballtubing
What a end to the half! Jerryd “Curry” Bayless!

Kingph195
Bayless GOAT

kirbypucket
Jared Bayless All NBA first team

noahlose
That’s it I’m convinced we gotta build around Bayless y’all were right

smileyforall220
So what are we going to do when all of our point guards are healthy? Does Bayless get minutes?

Illadelph_Engineer
No


FuckedYouInHalf
Donovan looking like a worse Wiggins right now

TheFinnisher
Fuck Joe Ingles man what a friccin moron challenging the KAT in such a manner

NinnyGalu
Haha Jingling Joe with that math teacher calmness

ChessyLogic
Lol I actually love Jingles

FuckedYouInHalf
Every team in the league would take a Jingles

ChessyLogic
We’re the Warriors now

DroseMegaFan6969
we are golden state

FunkyBry
we the warriors now boys

ryl0_k3n
ARE WE BETTER THAN THE WARRIORS??? HARD YES

NinnyGalu
Steph Curry and Klay Thompson or Jerryd Bayless and Luol Deng, I know who’d I rather

ILoveZimsD
Quin Snyder has some nice hair

dabbing_pilot
Gobert is such a tank on defense.

Sprizzo11
Leaving Korver open like that is suicide

FuckedYouInHalf
had to play the Jazz just in time for second half of the season Rubio smh

Benjammin341
Same problem as the last game. We simply have no weapons to compete with actually good teams.

nukezwei
I think you mean last decade.

imissminnesota
Gobert’s 3rd foul?? He’s committed about 12!

rblask
Not much you can do when they make their final 15 3 pointers of the game

AdolfKoopaTroopa
Is there some obnoxious Jazz fan yelling?

TossingTurnips
You talking about Quin?

calknickerbocker13
Why has Bayless played the entire 4th!?!?

Sprizzo11
Who does Bayless think he is? Stop shooting it!

ty5486
Omg Bayless is gonna make me rip my hair out

Sprizzo11
Bayless shouldn’t be able to touch the ball rn

SnarfSniffsStardust
ANOTHER SHOT BRO?? what the hell are you doing this quarter bayless

Sprizzo11
Who does Bayless think he is? Stop shooting it!

Savage_Doc
Yo maybe someone other than Bayless should be taking the shots

HelloJimB
If we can play this good with injuries out then the Warriors are fucked

SadBoy02
The Jazz just can’t miss wtf

Downvotedx
Hey Jazz, nice jerseys, who’s your sponsor Orange Julius?

arborescentcanopy
All those dirty Gobert plays led to a win.

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 26, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Teague is out … we got a chance ….
Posted by Cretbo24 on Jan 25, 2019 | 7:18 PM

Bayless been playing pretty good lately and tonight would be a great chance to go all out on Point Wiggins
Posted by Cretbo24 on Jan 25, 2019 | 7:27 PM

There is a fine line between good and not blowing up in our face.
Posted by carl006 on Jan 25, 2019 | 7:34 PM

If he doesn’t get abused I’ll be impressed
Posted by Timber Dome on Jan 25, 2019 | 7:34 PM

Any way we can execute a pre-game or in-game trade for Ricky??
“Ricky! Come back!!!”

Posted by SoDakHammer on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:09 PM

I have the bad feeling this is going to be a rough game.
Posted by FarFromHoopen on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:32 PM

Yeah
I don’t see a victory tonight.

Posted by NYCVike on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:36 PM

Things aren’t looking so good
Posted by MNIslander on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:39 PM

Man That Korver can shoot … pretty Awesome
Posted by Cretbo24 on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:51 PM

Utah playing nasty D
Posted by Cretbo24 on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:52 PM

It’s baffling how the floor looks so crowded when we’re on offense
And there’s just acres of space on our end

Posted by Timber Dome on Jan 25, 2019 | 8:59 PM

Down 7 is pretty damn good all things considered
Posted by Timber Dome on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:08 PM


These refs are something
Posted by zebano on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:28 PM

When you have to give 3-4 techs, you’re doing a bad job
Posted by MNIslander on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:31 PM

That’s some shit
right there. That ref knows he sucks.

Posted by NBW on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:31 PM

I think that just about does it
That’s like a seven point swing. Now the team is coming unglued.

Posted by NBW on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:33 PM

I wanna get behind the Jazz in general.
But I just cannot stand Gobert. Absolutely my least favorite player in the league.

Posted by Lunchman on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:34 PM

Man sets some seriously dirty screens
Moving with a 2 hand shove. Not cool

Posted by zebano on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:35 PM

Fucq
The roster is like an ER.
There won’t be anybody left in Iowa by the end of the weekend

Posted by SoDakHammer on Jan 25, 2019 | 9:39 PM

Doctor! The patient has signs of life!!!!
Posted by SoDakHammer on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:01 PM

Ingles should be an all star
Posted by zebano on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:01 PM

Down 8. Dare I hope?
Posted by NYCVike on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:04 PM

no
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:05 PM

This game is getting interesting.
Posted by Mnem on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:14 PM

Well that was not ideal
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:22 PM

Jesus
Worst final possession team in The NBA.

Posted by NYCVike on Jan 25, 2019 | 10:23 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Minnesota Timberwolves Reddit.

FuckedYouInHalf
expecting a 25 point loss, anything better I would consider a moral victory

vieman
Jazz need an All Star with how their team is playing right?

anal_moose1229
I’m pretty sure Gobert will make it

vieman
I think so too

AdolfKoopaTroopa
I hope we dont get jingled

mcmullet
We better win. Don’t we have arguably more talent than Utah? Actually we have a lot of injured players. Never mind.

FuckedYouInHalf
top to bottom? and considering Utah having one of the 3 best coaches in the league? probably not

ChicksDigMyOPS
Joe Ingles looks like that one crazy relative at every holiday get together.

AdolfKoopaTroopa
Joe Ingles looks like he smokes rollies

jbranton30
Quin Snyder still looks like a crack head

Benjammin341
Quin Snyder looks a lot like the Joker from Batman.


NorthernDevil
Jesus this lineup

respighi
The 5 on the floor right now can’t compete against any squad in the NBA.

FuckedYouInHalf
We are an NBA team I swear

GopherNutz
I’m tired of Utah’s depth.

tilikum15
so we just not tryna win this game huh

TossingTurnips
Yeah we just gave up already.

kcajfrodnekcod
Is this offense

WHO_AHHH_YA
Stop playing 2013 “JJ barea hero ball”, Bayless.

Entelion
Tank unit test: Resounding success.

FuckedYouInHalf
Quin Snyder is easily my favorite coach in the NBA. Impeccable defensive scheme, adapts his schemes to his players, has unique offensive sets and runs plays on plays on plays. Don’t see that a lot anymore in the NBA

GheeGhee
We’re gonna lose by fiffftttyy

GheeGhee
Biggest first quarter take. Fuck you KAT for getting into foul trouble and letting your team down. Fuck you Wiggins for doing nothing when your Big went to the bench and watched Bayless chuck


ESPOMAN71
This is stupid

ryvie001
I love to watch Mitchell play tbh

rblask
I hate Kyle Korver, he always just destroys us

kcajfrodnekcod
Nobody out there can stop Gobert

weebrave
We dont really have the team to beat Gorbert

Nxc06
Gobert is unstoppable with our current lineup in. Need someone bigger

Nxc06
Quin Snyder looking like a mob boss out there

kcajfrodnekcod
Third/fourth stringers against a defensive player of the year. Hmm wonder how we fell behind

jbranton30
We have 0 offense

chillywillyG
It is a miracle we’re only down by 7

aciman
So stoked to only be 7 down.

HelloJimB
Nice, single digit deficit against a good team.

Kingph195
7 points of difference without rose, covington, teague,, jones, “towns” its good difference.

b-bballtubing
On the end of a back to back while playing in high altitude against a elite team… never been more stoked to be down 7…

vieman
Lucky to be a single digit game.

GopherNutz
Well it wasn’t pretty but impressive by the bench crew to keep it to 7. Could have been a lot worse

PhatGiraffe42
The fact that it’s only a 7 point game at halftime is pretty incredible. Feels like were down by 20+ right now.

mattmonty95
Think we can trade back for Rubio during halftime?


Andy_Wiggins
Mitchell is using his off-arm nonstop. He’s pushed off 3 times this quarter alone

Infin1tySlay3r
Superstar calls dude.

optimus187
Here comes Ingles. Fuck

TheFinnisher
The speed at which Snyder chews his gum coupled with the look in his eyes makes me uncomfortable

TossingTurnips
Wooow Refs

irishace88
Fuck the refs

minnesotagoat_
these refs are HORRIBLE

SandorTheLumberjack
wtf refs

Mellow_Maliekk
Fuck these trash ass refs

cromulu5
Not like the Jazz needed help. BS refs.

Skyzii
These refs soft as a fucking marshmallow.

vieman
5 free throws on that possession lol

ryl0_k3n
this really is some grade A bullshit

Jrpre33
Yeah these refs are trash


tiredofyourlowiq
Rudy Gobert > KAT
Sorry, but true

waitinghereforabus
Fuck these refs man, everytime we’re in Utah it’s absolute fucking trash

jbranton30
what the actual fuck is this officiating. If you’re gonna do a shitty job at least be equally shitty

TheFinnisher
Are the refs gonna foul out our whole damn team

Benjammin341
I hope the whole team gets ejected

ryl0_k3n
The Utah James Harden’s

ymmvs
Game is trash. Jazz fans are delusional as fuck. They’re legitimately appalled that the Timberwolves’ players are angry about anything

edgykitty
Donovan Mitchell should be fouled out by now.

U-casualty
Refs aside, the Jazz came to play tonight. This was gonna be a tough game to win.

noahlose
The foul total is Wolves 16-14 Jazz but we got the 4 techs and 3 on one play

FuckedYouInHalf
Watching the Jazz run their offense is like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel compared to ours lmfao

tfwnobigtittygothgf
I’m feeling a fourth quarter comeback


Infin1tySlay3r
9-0 run in 2 mins, certainly encouraging

TheFinnisher
Quin Snyder violently chomps on gum looks towards the refs for some help here

Infin1tySlay3r
13-0 run in 3 mins holy shit love seeing these guys not give up

DroseMegaFan6969
utah fans booing, shut the fuck up

jbranton30
No Jazz player has the right to complain about a call for the rest of the night

kirbypucket
Utah fans and players, so angry

tfwnobigtittygothgf
After hearing the stories from Westbrook and Harden from the playoffs last season I think I dislike Utah fans the most

Arbitux
HOLY SHIT THIS MIGHT BE A COMEBACK WIN

FuckedYouInHalf
we are just willing the ball in to the basket right now lol

minnesotagoat_
Joe Ingles is so fucking annoying

ryl0_k3n
LOOOL ingles complaining suck it up

DroseMegaFan6969
as an aussie, fuck joe ingles

AdolfKoopaTroopa
Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them


igacek
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
COMEBACK

TheFinnisher
2 point game LET’S GO!

Rusty_Shack1es
omg

igacek
HOLY FUCK!

kirbypucket
Holy fuck boys

Kingph195
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

kirbypucket
My nipples are rock hard right now, just ruined my shirt.

XANNIBAL_LECTER
All of our players are dead

PuckFepsi
someone hold me

Tigistbiaye
Easily winnable game

Shipwrecked_Pianta
aaaaand squandered

PutintheImpaler
Damn

Downvotedx
Damm that was ugly

irishace88
Damn that was ugly

Nestuh
Damn it man

Rosinante25
My god does Utah have some ugly people

Savage_Doc
Fuck the Jazz and their hillbilly fans

Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 24, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

And someone helps off Ingles on the first possession
Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:42 PM

lol, they left ingles open on the first play
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:42 PM

Was just going to post this
Does no one read the scouting report!

Posted by That’s the Jokic on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:43 PM

Did we not scout them? Ignore Rubio
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:43 PM

The gameplan is pathetic so far
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:45 PM

If Rubio only played the Nuggets, he’d be all NBA
Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:46 PM

I think Rubio has made like 100 threes against us lol
Posted by That’s the Jokic on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:47 PM

How the F does our gameplan against the Jazz always include leaving Ingles and Rubio open? Those guys kill us
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:48 PM

leaving Rubio open is smart. Leaving Ingles, no so much
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:49 PM

It would be smart if Rubio wasn’t a thorn in our side every time we play them
For whatever reason, he becomes the scrub of the night

Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:50 PM

This team can’t hit water from a boat.
The break was too long and this is a blowout.

Posted by Chrysicat on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:48 PM


Loss
Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:48 PM

The Jazz are very handsy – not getting called at all
Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:54 PM

Never do
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:58 PM

LOSS
Posted by TheLogDog on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Game over.
Posted by margabelle on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:57 PM

This is embarrassing
What the fuck is the game plan?

Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:58 PM

L
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 23, 2019 | 8:58 PM

Favors is a douche
Posted by TheLogDog on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:02 PM

Fuck Favors
That was low class. Good for Plumlee and good for Beasley standing in there.

Posted by Tim Lorenz on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:03 PM

Plumlee would eat alive Favors
Posted by Zodra on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:04 PM

Utah was deemed to win today
BS

Posted by jhamr158 on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:09 PM


Gobert is whiny
Posted by jhamr158 on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:19 PM

Keep booing assholes
Posted by airforcefoo on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:20 PM

Why do they hate Lyles?
He got them Mitchell, who they love.

Posted by Tim Lorenz on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:21 PM

I am liking the Jazz less and less
What a bunch of bitchy whiners

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:22 PM

gosh i hate Korver and his 3’s which are the only thing he does well
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:25 PM

And yet we just continue to let him shoot.
Posted by Murph3000 on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:25 PM

FFS we hae players going under on Jingles…
Posted by That’s the Jokic on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Know your f’n personnel
Come on. No open 3s for Ingles or Korver.

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:27 PM

Jingles deserves all the love they stupidly shower onto Mitchell
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:27 PM

Does no one on this team read the scouting report?
That’s at least four wide open looks for Ingles now wtf

Posted by rallyparakeet on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:27 PM

Millsap is playing like Gobert on offense tonight
Posted by jhamr158 on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:32 PM


When did the Jazz become a 3 pt shooting team?
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:34 PM

today
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:35 PM

Defense
I thought Malone was a defensive coach. Guard the dam 3

Posted by LongtimeNugFan on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:33 PM

Guard the 3
Stupid

Posted by LongtimeNugFan on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:37 PM

Are we actually this bad at guarding the 3?
Posted by DgoDiamond on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:38 PM

Mitchell is not a good 3 point shooter. Just hitting tonight
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:38 PM

They are such angry people in Utah
Posted by airforcefoo on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:38 PM

Question: Is there a pump fake that Milsap hasn’t bit on?
Posted by tliving on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:41 PM

millsap can do something positive by not trying to score
Posted by Mudiay’s Revenge on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:52 PM

Jazz just have to love the Millsap/Craig lineup
Let those 2 shoot all night long. No need to guard either

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:57 PM


I got to say our defense is terrible
Posted by Plea for Intelligence on Jan 23, 2019 | 9:58 PM

What in the fuck is Millsap doing out there?
Posted by airforcefoo on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:00 PM

plz stop giving paul the ball
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:01 PM

Milsap is fucking garbage
Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:02 PM

really nice flop by rubio. A+ for Europeanness
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:01 PM

fuck rubio
Posted by Mudiay’s Revenge on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:02 PM

Fucking milsap get the fuck out
Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:05 PM

wtf is millsap’s problem
Posted by Mudiay’s Revenge on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:05 PM

Gobert has reached Harden respect from the ref’s apparently
Never has reached over the back in his career

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:07 PM

Horeshit.
Absolute horseshit

Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:08 PM

We’re gonna let the fucking Jazz drop 120 points barring a serious change of course here.
Un-fucking-real.

Posted by rallyparakeet on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:16 PM

Gobert is such a flopper
And whiner. I never realized that till tonight

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:20 PM

So tired of Lyles.
His ceiling is mediocre role player.

Posted by john.kobbeman on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:23 PM


Coach Satin has some leathery skin
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:29 PM

Lyles is so bad
So many wasted opportunities

Posted by SoooPitted on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:32 PM

uh oh. it’s’ “Mitchell gazililion free throw time”
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:34 PM

Damn, Jazz fans can hold a grudge
Actually impressive booing

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:35 PM

They’re insufferable. Some of the worst fans in NBA imo
Posted by NugglifeAddict on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:38 PM

Of course we had a chance to cut the lead and Lyles fucks it up.
What a shitty game.

Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:35 PM

Donovan Mitchell looks like a squealer
I know a squealer when i see one…

Posted by Hazu on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:38 PM

Way to bail out wonder boy Mitchell there refs
Posted by airforcefoo on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Shame on these refs
Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:46 PM


Second 3+1 for Crowder
Jesus christ

Posted by brunokm on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:53 PM

Unfucking believable
Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:54 PM

Unbelievable bullshit
Posted by Mak P on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:54 PM

Fucking terrible
Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:55 PM

Honest to god.
Why do the basketball gods hate us?

Posted by Murph3000 on Jan 23, 2019 | 10:57 PM

Malone lost this game for us
Posted by Mak P on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:02 PM

F Malone
Stupid fing loss.

Posted by LongtimeNugFan on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:07 PM

Utah didnt win this game we lost it.
Just a clinic in clusterfuck…shameful

Posted by Mancar on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:04 PM

dirtty jazz players…playin dirty all game…flops , pushes , scratchin and disgusting mormon fans
Posted by Vlade Is the King on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:07 PM

Lol at Utah throwing confetti like they won
The championship.

Posted by Evil.Spock on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:08 PM

Are they seriously dropping confetti?
Posted by MasonJarsofPlums on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:08 PM

They have so little class
Totally douchey tonight.

Posted by El Huachi on Jan 23, 2019 | 11:09 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.


n3sta
I like the Jazz, but really don’t care for their fans.

StevenW_
Too many Mormons?

teensonacid
right? how many wives do you need …really?

3sta
Maybe? In any case I’d say it’s a lack of diversity. A lot of racism, both inadvertent and blatant. I’m also from that part of the world, so maybe I’m just more sensitive to it?
Plus you’d be surprised how nasty some of them get at games

theoremprover
I bet Utah fans would cheer if Plumlee posterized Gobert lmao

n3sta
Dude SLC would get downright scary for me as a teenager with all the straight-edgers jumping people. Had to look both ways before stepping out of a show

GTIvroomGTI
Really? That’s crazy. I never knew that about SLC.


hello_taraa
Ugh bad start

WeirdRedBeard
I’m done with this team

Crambulance
We are so lost right now

innerparty45
Damn, Utah in playoff mode.

THECHUNGAWANGA
Why Rubio always get hot vs us?

SausageintheSky
Are the Jazz of all teams really going to light us up from 3?

WeirdRedBeard
Derreck Favors? More like Derreck Not Doing Himself Any Favors With That Haircut

WeirdRedBeard
Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy Goober

fengshuifrankie
man Snyder lookin like a villain from a bond movie.

420chillin
LFG boys!!!! Fuck Utah!!!!!

WeirdRedBeard
Utah Jazz? More like Utah Azz. It’s funny because “Azz” – which is Jazz (the name of the NBA franchise based in Salt Lake City, UT) without a J – sounds like “Ass”

PoorTonyK
it was funny without the explanation, but now it’s even funnier! I mean this shit is fucking funny. Fuck.

WeirdRedBeard
Utah Jazz? More like Utah Blues. Because they’re about to lues. As in “lose”, As in lose in a game of basketball against the Denver Nuggets.


Crambulance
FUCK FAVORS

BillyNoMates12
Favors is a bitch. Way to go Plum

IdRatherBeLurking
Bitch move Favors

RocktoberNL
Fuck Favors

BrandonAK
Fuck the Jazz. The whole city of Salt Lake can suck ass.

ChuChuMaduabum
Yo fuck favors

MrRager1710
FUCK FAVORS AND FUCK THE JAZZ

teensonacid
this is why i fucking hate the jazz

TheHamburglar4
Favors first team all punk ass bitch for that

OpalineG18
Fuck Utah

ilikefedora
This might be called an overreaction, but I now hate the entire state of Utah.

murrayforthree
LET’S GO. FUCK DERRICK FAVORS.

DemarcusMiller
mase got fucking targetted I cant believe he got thrown. Fuck derrick favors never gonna be shit.

TripleButtockedGELF
Jesus the Jizz are made of 100 percent doucheflesh. Fuck every one of them.

RomGon3
I hate the Jazz so much. I hate they colors, i hate they team, i hate they fanbase and i hate every single person who work at that arena


TripleButtockedGELF
Fucking Gobert makes Jokic look like Usain Bolt.

TheHamburglar4
Willy B don’t fuck with these Mormon sissies

NikolaiBullcry
Gobert is such a baby

MrRager1710
Gobert a bitch tho

iMoreland
Gobert is almost as annoying as Draymond

TheHamburglar4
Gobert is the reason the French deal with the stereotype of being soft and whiny

WeirdRedBeard
I fucking hate Gobert and Rubio. Flopping cunts

Spitfire_Riggz
I’ve always hated Kyle Corver it seems like he always plays well against us

Crambulance
Gobert wears jeans when he skis

Furiousdubs
Probably a cowboy hat too

Spitfire_Riggz
Get Toby Flenderson outta there ima call prison mike on his ass

ilikefedora
Okay, fuck you, Crowder. And fuck the Jazz and their confusingly green uniforms.

iMoreland
Fuck Crowder

BrandonAK
Seriously, fuck the Jazz.


Crambulance
Jazz fans are sensitive bitches

blahrx
I can’t remember a game with so much booing lol.

SausageintheSky
Fuck these 3s FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

TripleButtockedGELF
Who even lets Ingles on a court? He is the worst player I’ve ever seen.

nugsfan5280
Dude I hate him but if you think he’s terrible, you aren’t paying attention.

d-lo_tha_boss
God I fucking hate the Jazz. Fuck Crowder, Mitchell, Favors, Gobert.. and especially fuck Matt Harpring.

youngtubbz
Fuck Jae crowder and fuck Derrick favors

iMoreland
God I badly wanna win this game, fuck the Jazz

Orod23
Fuck Utah.

bryanwendland
Utah and their fans can eat dirt. Went from not liking this team to hating them in one half of basketball.

HellBlazeSRB
What a trash team Jazz are, they would be down 15 right now if it wasnt for those shitty 3s

MrRager1710
I’m not about the jazz even a little bit now. Least like-able team we’ve faced in awhile

Rainbgd
I just came here to say: FUCK UTAH JAZZ

ChuChuMaduabum
Joesph Smith is a piece of shit and so is Favors. Sko nuggggs

roty4508
Crowd seems super into it. Guess that’s what happens when one of the best teams in the West comes to town

Natedogg213
Well, it is Free Magic Underwear Night…

Sometimes_Silver
Every one has a deep seeded hatred for Mormans deep down, it just has to be unleashed.


Furiousdubs
Lol more threes in a half than any game in the last 20 years

Natedogg213
13 made threes set a Jazz franchise record for a half….

iMoreland
Gobert wears jeans to the beach

Riddlebgd
Even Bricky Ricky Rubio is nailing 3s… Its one of them days

milanjfs
Wtf is Paul doing

FreshShades
Millsap looking like a black hole out there..

icangetyouatoedude
Millsap has been terrible offensively

DyslexicAmI
He hasn’t been good on defense either.

hello_taraa
Wtf Millsap

BigHoppy75
Fucking flopping Rubio

ThaBrofessor
Rubio is a bitch

rsnblmn
Nice flop by man-bun Jesus

iMoreland
Rubio is why Euro’s have a reputation for flopping

BallsDicks
I fucking hate Rubio

DemarcusMiller
fuck the jazz they play so cheap, I dont know how these players arent throwing punches at these bitches, fuck em


Ilovekqueen
We’re playing like dog shit tonight

RedOnTheRail
Donavon Mitchell looks like he got stung by a bee

Stormeve
lmao

kappaEXDEE
We are playing horrible

whatjat
Ok, we are playing very bad

blahrx
This had been a comically bad third quarter.

danilo1008
no intensity no concentration nothing sloppy as hell just SAD

maceman2112
I really don’t dislike any Jazz players (I love Jingles), I like coach Snyder, and in our division I hate them the least.
But shit the Jazz fans are insufferable.

SausageintheSky
I can’t stand that we gave Utah Mitchell and Gobert.

porkadachop
Utahns are the kind of people that tuck in a polo shirt and wear their phones on a belt clip.

Orod23
People in Utah tuck their jeans into dirty tube socks.

teensonacid
can everyone also remember what utah did last year? before we all lose our minds. they’re VERY good team

ParadeShitter
their strategy of playing defense and shooting wide open 3s is playing out well tonight


tron7
ESPN cut off Jingles swearing but it was in Australian so I wouldn’t have understood it anyway

WeirdRedBeard
Fuck Rubio with a spoon

bryanwendland
It infuriates me to no end that Mitchell gets more respect from referees than Jokic does.

innerparty45
So many chances to close the gap and wasted all of them.

FrankerZ_123
And we are down by a lot again, this is annoying

hiphopshelter
welp .. its over

dddemonrusty
god these fans are killing me

syanide1
Mitchell is so good, damn.

SausageintheSky
That trade is going to haunt us for fucking years

Frankalicious47
Are you fucking kidding me? They’re gonna give that to crowder for falling down like a bitch?

dddemonrusty
i’ve always hated crowder

dddemonrusty
everyone on the jazz’s teams’ face really bothers me

Papaaya
I honestly cant imagine cheering for Jae Crowder

ElectricLotus
Utah is pulling its most ridiculous bullshit out of its bag of tricks tonight.


rsnblmn
Gober blocking all layups is not a good combo with 28% three point shooting.

DavoMel
Why do we keep attacking the best rim protector in the nba

Drey101
Well I might hate the Jazz more than all othe teams now

Papaaya
It blows my mind how bad Rudy Gobert still is even with his build

YoungTheGiant_
You gotta wonder about Millsap. He can’t be happy about not closing. I don’t think he’s a lock to return next season at all.

RomGon3
At least he wont take our 30MM with him

Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 22, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

I must admit
I have Joe Ingles envy you guys. I want one

Posted by Jacques Strapich on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:05 PM

Jake Layman is about the same height and shoots 3’s
if he starts losing his hair and improves his passing, he’ll be on his way

Posted by Corwin71 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:08 PM

Just need to hobble him somehow so he’s got the Slow-Joe quality
Posted by Mortimer on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:10 PM

And start looking like he smokes 5 packs a day.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:11 PM

That’s part of the reason he’s so special
That and dad bod. I swear I haven’t loved a player as much as Joe Ingles since Mark Mad Dog Madsen.

Posted by Jacques Strapich on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:11 PM

Hoping for less jazz, more Messiaen’s modes of limited transposition.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:05 PM

Or, let’s give the Jazz the blues.
Less 2-5-1, more 1-4-5.

Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:07 PM

Somehow I get the feeling that the majority of that Salt Lake crowd isn’t exactly for MLK day lol
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:11 PM

The basketball team is the only jazz SLC has ever been exposed to.
Posted by annthefan on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:13 PM

Hey !
we wouldn’t have a MLK day, if a bunch of white folks did not vote for it !
Never forget !
Just a friendly reminder

Posted by Berkeley on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:14 PM

Utah: Too White for Oregonians.
Posted by NotIntoTheWholeBrevityThing on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:43 PM

I think Nurk is more fit than Golbert
Posted by NurkLand on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:18 PM

Looks like we will be in the penalty 5 minutes into the game, awesome
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:17 PM

The jazz are the foulers not us, we’re nice
Posted by Mortimer on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:19 PM

Refs are being Richards.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:19 PM

Rude-Pee Poo-bear
Posted by Mortimer on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:19 PM

Gobert moves on all his screens…
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:20 PM

A-freakin-men.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:21 PM


I love me some Ingles
Posted by AP_18 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:20 PM

I love his confidence
He truly believes he’s a better 3 point shooter than Steph Curry

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:24 PM

It would be cool if they would like you know
Stop calling fouls on us and calling moving screens/pushoffs by gobert.
kkthnx

Posted by RandyPowell625 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:22 PM

and i’m reminded why i hate it when we play Utah.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:23 PM

Ingles rests his toungue below his lower lip, such that it looks like he’s surreptitiously chawin’ tobaccy.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:25 PM

Gobert didn’t travel, the court was just slippery
Posted by AP_18 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:26 PM

How the %##% was that not a travel by crowder
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:28 PM

He called Joseph Smith
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:29 PM

That was a travel if I’ve ever seen one lol
(Mitchell)

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:29 PM

Korver can NOT GUARD ANYBODY
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:30 PM

More like Kyle Kadaver
amirite

Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:31 PM

Ingles
Hang on to that hair as long as you can, brotha.

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:36 PM

I have a geophysicist egghead friend who looks so much like Ingles.
He’s starting to hear it from the occasional stranger on the street.

Posted by djrick on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:39 PM

If I saw someone who looked like Ingles, they wouldn’t start to hear nuthin’!!
I’d wail and pound them into DUST before they even hear me!!!!

Posted by Mortimer on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:44 PM

Good first quarter by the Blazers.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:38 PM


Stinky Pubio
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:41 PM

Uhhh so just free points for Utah
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:44 PM

CJ sucks
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:43 PM

CJ is terrible. Please trade
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:45 PM

CJ running the offense is a disaster
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:45 PM

CJ cannot playmake to save his life.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:45 PM

get CJ the frak out of this game
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:46 PM

It’s good to see CJ being unselfish and looking for his teammates…I guess. He’s clearly bad at it though.
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:46 PM

Utah is very good!
Posted by leasdef on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:48 PM

i dont think Utah is that good
Posted by NurkLand on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:49 PM

The Jazz are a matchup nightmare and are playing very well.
Posted by leasdef on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:49 PM

Yay, crap CJ shots
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

Get CJ out
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

Jesus Christ CJ
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

CJ is freaking garbage
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

CJ stop shooting.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

CJ just doesn’t know when to quit.
This is brutal.

Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:50 PM

CJ is 2015 Melo that dribbles more
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:51 PM

CJ looking like hot garbage right now…..
Posted by NCBlazerfan on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:51 PM


Welp
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:53 PM

ugh
Posted by akimbonautilus on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:53 PM

Blazers in playoff mode
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:53 PM

I hate the Jazz.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:53 PM

Blazers are getting bullied again.
Posted by BrewDude on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:54 PM

We’re going to lose by 20 aren’t we
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

yup
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

Crowder is a garbage shooter against everybody except Portland
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

Holy crap our team is such trash
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

oof
Posted by akimbonautilus on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

Game over, man.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Jan 21, 2019 | 6:58 PM

I was almost getting irritated with Utah fans,
then I remembered, they have to live in Utah…

Posted by Berkeley on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:03 PM

Man I hope we dont see Utah in the playoffs!
I think it’s the worst possible matchup for the Blazers

Posted by AINTNATHAN on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:04 PM

Utah’s really good.
Honestly, I’m not that unhappy with this game so far because Portland has kept things in single digits.

Posted by Timmay! on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:05 PM

Eh, not bad to only be down 7.
Can’t have any more brutal low scoring quarters though.

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:06 PM


So Royce o Neale is better than CJ, neat
Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:24 PM

Dance cam at Jazz games makes me embarrassed to be alive.
Posted by djrick on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:28 PM

Ah, it good ol’ Donovan ‘Ben Simmons got an unfair advantage on me because he broke his foot’ Mitchell
Posted by AUS2PDX on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:33 PM

I recall at the start of the season the “experts” Saying Mitchell was gonna be an all star over Dame this year
He’s good but he ain’t Dame Good!

Posted by AINTNATHAN on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:33 PM

He’s a whiny little so-and-so
Posted by AUS2PDX on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:34 PM

He’s like Kemba Walker level
“Very great” lol. But not excellent like Dame.

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:36 PM

That’s disrespectful to kemba
Kemba is a lot closer to dame than Mitchell is to Kemba

Posted by KingWes on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:38 PM

why does crowder remember how to shoot today of all days
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:35 PM

Gobert is getting frustrated by the Bosnian Beast!
Posted by Respect_these_years on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:39 PM

Gobert really moves on all his screens it’s mega-annoying.
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:42 PM

is it required to give Ricky rubio x number of foul shots a game?
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:47 PM

That’s a flop by Gobert.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:47 PM

HOLY GOD THAT WAS THE WORST FREAKING FLOP EVER
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:47 PM

That was one of the biggest flops I’ve ever seen
Posted by Koosman123 on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:48 PM

I think the Utah crowd wants to kill Nurk just about now.
Posted by Stryder9 on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:49 PM


Start of the 4th should be quite the test for the bench
Posted by gardenhomer on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:55 PM

bench will screw this up.
Posted by NurkLand on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:59 PM

Well the bench…..
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:58 PM

OUR BENCH IS SUCH CRAP……FREAKING 7-0 RUN IN 2 FREAKING MINUTES…..FREAKING TRASH ALL OF THEM
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 7:58 PM

Bench redeems
Posted by Waveblade on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:03 PM

COME ON STOP FOULING MITCHELL!
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:20 PM

Hahahahaha sucked in Donovan ya lil douche
Posted by AUS2PDX on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:20 PM

HOLY CRAP…Dame pushed, Nurk freaking mauled….then a BS call on Nurk…are you joking me…freaking garbage ass refs
Posted by Lassiie on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:23 PM

Blazers are getting murdered
And the refs don’t care

Posted by Multiguns on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:25 PM

Seriously… smh
Terrible officiating

Posted by KingLamarcus on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:26 PM

Now that the Blazers have won, I feel comfortable saying this:
Nurkic could have easily fouled out in the first quarter. He got away with stuff all night until the refs, for whatever reason, actually started calling fouls on him late in the fourth.

Posted by Timmay! on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:27 PM

yeah haha gobert was getting hacked all day
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:28 PM

Yeah basically Nurkic was fouling the Jazz repeatedly and smiling at them as the refs called nothing.
Posted by Timmay! on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:28 PM

it got in their head..for sure
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:29 PM

Pls collect lil Donovan’s tears so I can drink them
Posted by AUS2PDX on Jan 21, 2019 | 8:27 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

Kazekid
Not getting blown out this time would be nice

Piano9717
Gobert would foul out in one quarter if his blatantly illegal screens got called.

nervousformyclasses
Refs scared to call a foul on Gobert

JadedWombat
Donovan Mitchell is so overrated. He’s average.

JohnRyanMurphyIsGOD
Jazz fan here. I want you guys to win, i don’t like this Jazz team this year

MonStarChild
Why not?

JohnRyanMurphyIsGOD
They got too cocky, Especially Crowder and Ingles. The strats Snyder plays is strange and is not consistent. The only thing i’m happy about is that they added Kyle Korver.

aznthomastran
Ugh. Can the bench do anything…

Kazekid
Theses are some bad bricks

nervousformyclasses
Dreadful offense right now

DameTime_0
Mitchell has flopped 2 plays now in close sequence. Don’t start doing that D Mitch. I like you and don’t wanna lose respect

aznthomastran
Had a feeling this was gonna be an ugly game. We suck against the Jazz

crazymakoto
Why do we suck against Utah? They aren’t even playing smothering defense, we just constantly suck against them.

KingInTheNE
Why do we play so terribly against this team? The bench looks like theyre playing pickup out there

shocklancePDX
a few of those were just lucky bounces. still, fuck the Jazz and Ricky Rubio’s flopping azz

CSchwenk
CJ may as well put on a Jazz jersey at this point. He’s killing us.

aznthomastran
Great. Another Jazz blowout…

The_Dragon_Rebooted
Man o man we cannot play well against this team. Everything is tough, no flow.

Pdxduckman
I hate watching us play the jazz. They just own us

MonStarChild
CJ really wants to stay in Portland. Hes sabotaging his trade value.

Jakefiz
We are so screwed if we play Utah in the playoffs

MonStarChild
I just heard my cat vom. I blame CJ.


longdonginyourmom
why does jae crowder turn into kevin durant when we play against utah

nervousformyclasses
Jae Crowder a bitch

time-is-illmatic
Jae Crowder is one of the biggest bitches in the league, guy is all talk.

StriveForSurvival
Nurk owns Gobert, change my mind.E FUCK OUTTA HERE RUDY

DameTime_0
TY GOBERT AND CROWDER FOR WAKING UP THE FUCKIN BEAST

David-S-Pumpkins
Shoutout to Qualtrics, the Jazz uniform sponsor. They didn’t put their own logo on, and instead put their cancer research charity 5 For the Fight. Unfortunately it does not fight the cancer that is Jazz fans.

zawhal
Big flop by Gobert

Frognuts777
Utah is a bunch of flop ass bitches, losing lots of respect for them this season

burtmaklin1
Rudy “Major Pussy” Gobert

BeauL83
fuck, what a salesman

JohnRyanMurphyIsGOD
NBA should send Marcus Smart and Harden to Jazz so we have all that flopping cancer at one place

nervousformyclasses
GOD DAMN JAE CROWDER FUCKED AROUND WITH NURK AND TURNED HIM INTO WILT

Woovils
Don’t like Jazz fans in that arena, never have. Always angry fans.

Onelunchbox
LEAD GOING INTO THE 4TH


Frognuts777
how the fuck does Crowder always light us up lol kill me

DameTime_0
If Crowder played us for 82 games, he’d probably average 30 while shooting 80% from 3

SNewtn
Oh look, bench playin awful again

BonziWellsFargo
Why do the Jazz get so hyped to play us???

aznthomastran
Nice turnaround bench

BeauL83
no fouls on utah this q, suuure

longdonginyourmom
dam donovon mitchell making great plays

correalvinicius
Mitchell trying to carry Joe Ingles and Gobert right now

jrances1
Donovan not making this easy.
Guy is so talented.

David-S-Pumpkins
Not a single foul on Utah this quarter fuck me

Frognuts777
You got to be fucking kidding me that play ends as a foul for fucking UTAH that is fucking horseshit

X_SkeletonCandy
Rigged.

damecj
SUCH BULLSHIT MAN

longdonginyourmom
i fucking hate playing against Utah

Onemurdoc
wtf is this

jrances1
These refs really about to fuck us out of this game?

Frognuts777
These fucking refs doing whatever they could for UTAH for foul calling here in the 4th. fuck them

Onemurdoc
suck my dick utah

lilpumpgroupie
Eat my whole asshole, Jazz.

longdonginyourmom
hey utah, eat my ass

heartysupper
Fuck this particular iteration of the Jazz. Pieces of shit.

shocklancePDX
Fuck any team with Mitt Romney as a fan, seriously.

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