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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G2: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 18, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Praying this isn’t another ref show
But I’m not getting my hopes up…

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:41 PM

lol at favors shooting corner threes
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

They are really defending Harden the same way.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

Doesn’t look like they’re defending at all
Great start.

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:46 PM

Force Harden to the right…
And watch him drill a three right in your face.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:51 PM

The Jazz are C-O-N-F-U-S-E-D on defense.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:53 PM

FUCK YOU INGLES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you Ingles
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

So Ingles hits Harden in the throat.
Because it’s all they have, I guess. And no, I’ll never believe an Aussie does anything like that by accident. I’ve watched too much rugby for that.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you trash Ingles.
you fucking dirty asshole

Posted by hundred cs on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Harden making Rubio look like straight trash out there on defense. Haha! Team is playing great!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Could probably put half the blame on their coach for that garbage defense
He’s having to think so much about playing Harden the way he’s told, it’s fucking everything else up for him and he’s just getting owned.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:06 PM

For the #2 defense in the NBA
Their defense sure looks like shit

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:07 PM

70 on the number 2 defense
LOL

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:37 PM


The Jazz’s #2 defense looks like it could use a hand
Posted by Shildt, that makes cents on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:12 PM

After all the Jazz clawing, scraping and fighting in that 3rd quarter….they fell behind by 2 more points.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:23 PM

Could’ve sworn I seen pat bev giving crowder
Some tips on how to guard harden… how’s it working so far? I can’t tell

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:24 PM

Ted Cruz is getting to the line at will.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:29 PM

Allen has been getting lucky just to draw iron with all of his shots
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:33 PM

Grayson Allen, ankle destroyer is out there
Watch out

Posted by NVP on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:41 PM

im gonna say it…. mitchell is OVERRATED
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:38 PM

I’d like to get the main guys out, as Utah seems determined to bash into people as much as possible.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:40 PM

Yeah, they’re garbage time badasses, Utah.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:43 PM

Can we play real basketball now?
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:46 PM

They did.
Utah couldn’t keep up. Now they’re just hitting people.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Dirty play is in the Jazz DNA
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

No blown lead for us!
Posted by eastman88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:56 PM

James Harden: 33 minutes, 5 FTA
Grayson Allen: 9 minutes, 7 FTA

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:57 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

Briand2714
FTJ

slyguy183
It’s time, we bout to go 2-0 and crush the Jazz’s spirits

nonetimeaccount
YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! EVERYONE GETS A FUCK THE JAAAAAAAAZZZZZ!!!!!!

nonetimeaccount
Series doesn’t start until Harden snaps Rubio’s ankles

slyguy183
Hard to break someone’s ankles when they’re not even going to guard you from the front

slyguy183
lmao nice adjustments Utah

joestos
Derrick Favors threes all day please

121910
Where is Rubio going lmaooo

Saul_T_Naughts
Really wish we could do something about the lower bowl seats. It’s really pathetic especially for a playoff game.

whathafuxup
Utah aiming to get swept.

plznobamboozle
YO FUCK THE JAZZ

13hardensoul13
Get ready Rubio James about to year you a new asshole


nonetimeaccount
RUBIO IS A MERE TOY FOR JAMES TO PLAY WITH

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

Briand2714
J*zz don’t learn!

maika3
Rubio is going to sue Harden for ruining his career

joestos
Poor Ricky. I honestly feel kind of bad for him

chinesef000d
Harden literally making Rubio look G League

Dimes_from_CP3
This is just too easy lmao

sirfrankenshire
rubio needs to go talk to the principal this has been consistent bullying

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

slyguy183
Jazz literally bout to forfeit after 2 games. We are going to have the largest margin of victories after 2 games in the NBA

AlFadhel_75
reminder that this Jazz team is one of the best defensive teams in the league lol

trust-the-past
Anyone else surprised they’re still guarding Harden the same?


Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Utah. They somehow get worse every game.

Shir0_
SOMEHOW THEIR ADJUSTMENTS MADE THEM WORSE

slyguy183
Harden is straight bullying the Jazz. Bitch ass Jingles tries to knock out Harden with an elbow to the throat to no avail

SeimaNoKouseki
Yup, I knew the Jazz would start resorting to this shit. It’s their only shot because they are straight ass lmao

Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Gobert, and this guy cried about not making the all star game ? Maybe if you wouldn’t get run off the court like a goof then maybe just maybe u would be an all-star.

Dimes_from_CP3
Korver should just retire

joestos
Raise your hand if you agree that Dantoni and Snyder are the two best looking coaches in the nba

bilbobimbopoophead
If you are into axe murderers sure

ZxphoZ
Rec leaguers would’ve made a shot by now lol, cmon Utah

iValhalla
Not trying to shit on Utah but they are playing like ass

SeimaNoKouseki
Rubio on Harden is my favorite thing in the world and it’s not close

cronidollars
Do we have 4 players better than the Jazz’ best player?

nonetimeaccount
STUNT. ON. THESE. HOES.


Dimes_from_CP3
Yo Snyder looks like he’s about to cry 😂

KDs_FakeAccount
Let’s finish it! NO LUBE

BradGroux
TUCKER IS NUTTING ALL OVER THEM

SCREW-IT
Tucker is dragging his balls across the jazzers face

FathomSwank
OH SHIT MY DICK OUT

slyguy183
Capela destroying Gobert as predictable as the sun rising in the East

DrewBreesiana
Love jizzing on the jazz

FortressMost
AND they have to live in Utah

2Talloperator
70 point half on them kids!!!

FortressMost
That was for Malone and his offensive fouls. Next half for Stockton and his dirty ass play


firefistzoro
MITCHELL COMPLAINING ABOUT A FOUL LOL, JUST PLAY BALL? SUCH A WHINY CRY BABY I’D ACTUALLY RATHER GSW WIN ANOTHER RING INSTEAD OF MITCHELL AND INGLES’ FLOPPING ASS

babymilo36
This game makes me hot and moist like apple pie

H-townwx91
I love how we’re beating up on this team. Serves those Salt Lake City racists right

slyguy183
Gobert can’t even shoot over Harden lmao this series is a WRAP

Chris_Paul_3
Next year when Gobert cries about not making it to the ASG remember to show him this series.

FortressMost
This Jazz team plays like Ingles looks

H-TownDown
They threw in the towel already? Ted Cruz is in.

spikespiegel33
How did Ted Cruz get in the game?

rumilb
Hey the Zodiac Killer has days off too

JAT621
I forgot this douche was in the NBA LOL

beaucm
That guy’s a rookie? Looks like he is 50 lol


lilpaki
Only the Jazz can make a blowout boring

firefistzoro
Sighhhh 1 more rebound from Capela and I would have won $1200… say it with me gents, FUCK THE JAZZ for being so TRASH

Briand2714
Dirty af

3icepwn
Jazz playing dirty af

extensi0n
Quin Snyder looks like a mad scientist haha

L1ghtf1ghter
kept ’em below 100 🚀

mcdammit
When it comes to being erect, how long is too long

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Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Joe Ingles

April 16, 2019
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** Kawhi vs. Joe Ingles A modern day Magic/Bird rivalry TOR
** ingles look like Larry bird out there SAC SAC
** Jackson making Ingles look like Larry Bird. SAC
** Joe Ingals > LARRY BIRD lol GSW
** can we please not let Joe Ingles go all Larry Bird on us GSW
** Holy shit you guys. Joe Ingles is the Australian Larry Bird. GSW
** Ingles playing like Larry Legend tonight BOS

** Dirk Ingles over here jeez GSW
** Ingles > MJ GSW
** Bruh when did Jingles become white Kobe? GSW
** joe “steph curry” ingles GSW
** Joe ingles is looking like Steph against us PHO
** Joe Ingles aka Outback Jesus GSW

** JOE INGLES THE WARRIOR KILLER GSW
** Ingles, Blazer killer. One of many. POR
** I have Joe Ingles envy you guys. I want one POR
** Ingles is like that tootheache that won’t go away. GSW

** Let them shoot outside jumpers except Mitchell and science teacher HOU
** Joe Ingles looks like a 40 year old PE teacher. DEN
** How is this PE teacher looking dude dropping so many 3’s on us? PHO
** Ingles looks like my middles school gym teacher PHO
** Ingles looks like he should be an assistant coach or something with how old he looks. POR
** Ingles looks like a chemistry teacher LAL
** The math teacher lmao LAL
** Joe Ingles is everybody’s 8th grade math teacher who likes to play students one-on-one. MIL
** Getting bodied by a math teacher smh… jingles really jingling TOR
** Joe “don’t mind me, I’m just a middle aged man, employed as a math teacher” Ingles. GSW
** Fucking Joe Ingles, that math teacher lookin’ hobo. OKC

** Ingles looks like an alcoholic hobo PHI
** Joe Ingles looks like an alcoholic panhandler BOS
** He looks like he lives in a tent on skid row LAL
** Crappy vagrant. PHO
** Joe Ingles looks like that homeless guy you play pick up games with in the park OKC
** joe ingles looks like some homeless alcoholic they just picked off the street PHI
** I’ve seen junkies that look healthier than Joe Ingles. PHI
** Jingles looks like he’s been hitting that Oregon meth POR
** Ingles looks like he should be on Cops getting arrested for smoking meth at a trailer park in Des Moines DEN
** jesus christ man he looks like he just smoked so much meth PHI
** Ingles always looks severely hungover. SAC
** He just looks like he has a massive hangover 24/7 GSW
** Ingles looks like a 35 year old homeless Terry Stotts. With a drinking problem. POR

** ingles looks like a 14 year old and a 54 year old meth head photoshopped together into one. POR
** Splash uncle LAL
** Ingles looks like a drunk uncle LAC
** Joe Ingles looks like that one crazy relative at every holiday get together. MIN
** i can’t get over the fact that joe ingles looks 40 DET
** ingles looks a 40 year old family man, yet he’s tearing us up Jesus TOR
** Ingles could be my dad, and I’m 23. BOS
** Joe Ingles looks like the step dad that brings a kid to local summer league and fills in for an injured player PHI
** He looks like a 45yo under-employed stepdad OKC
** he looks damn near 57. GSW
** Joe Ingles looks like a divorced dad that makes a scene at 11 PM on a weeknight at Hooters MIL
** Why is there a drunken divorced dad on the court? HOU

** Joe Ingles looks like a rec league dad. BOS
** Joe ingles is a middle aged dad at the YMCA LAL
** Ingles actually looks like the 40 year old dad that tries way too hard at the y DEN
** We’re getting bodied by a dude who looks like he should be playing at the y DEN
** Ingles looks like a dude that plays pick up games at my local Y GSW
** ingles is the guy at the y who drops 40 in a head band and chuck taylors CHI
** Ingles looks like that nerdy dude who comes to.the YMCA and you laugh at and don’t want on your team. ORL
** Ingles look like a washed up YMCA Saturday morning rec league bench warmer. BOS
** Yo, why does Joe Ingles look like a YMCA schmuck who gets his pants stolen? TOR
** Joe Ingles doesn’t look like he should be good at basketball MIL
** I really don’t understand how a slow balding man continues to beat us off the dribble DEN
** How is Ingles a starter in this league, slow footed and unathletic I don’t get it PHI
** Why do we allow scrubs like Ingles to go off against us every game? BOS

** Joe Ingles looks like he smokes rollies MIN
** Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them MIN
** Joe Ingles looks like Sid from Ice Age GSW
** he looks like a gynecologist BOS
** Why are we getting torched by a 47yr old bible salesman??? BOS
** We got lit up by a guy who looks like a GameStop manager. BOS
** Get outta here Joe Ingles. You look like the treasurer for a home owner association. BOS
** He just looks like the kind of guy who would be really good at getting stains out of the carpet. DAL
** Ingles looks like a walking dead extra BOS
** Joe Ingles looks like Chris Benoit ugly ass motherfucker BOS
** Ingles looks like the type of guy who sells grilled cheeses out of a backpack. BOS
** Ingles would have been a rock star on the Grateful Dead tour scene back in the day… “dude! there’s a giant selling grilled cheese! holy shit!!” BOS
** Joe Ingles looked like he emerged out of a Cabin in the woods SAC
** Joe Ingles looks like the utility guy in our apartment complex. And I fucking hate that utility guy. SAC
** That fucking plumber is going to have a 40 point night watch LAL
** Ingles looks like the byproduct of cousin sex.. OKC
— i reckon hes ugly enough for even a sibling type byproduct
** Why does Joe Ingles look like a deranged farmer that has just realized he murdered his whole family while in a fugue state? PHI
** Ingles looks like the crazy pirate guy from the movie Dodgeball. LAL
** Joe ingles looks like he just learned a fake pass move yesterday and wants to try it out every other possession LAL
** I have a geophysicist egghead friend who looks so much like Ingles. POR
** Jingles looks like he got stranded in the Outback and had to drink his own pee. POR
** Joe Ingles looks like me. I’m a virgin. POR
** Ingles is the result of inbreeding kids OKC
** Ingles litters at campsites. OKC
** Joe Ingles looks like someone you meet at a barbeque DEN
— *cult meeting
** Joe Ingles looks like a disturbed genius character in a Weinstein brothers movie circa 1990’s. He’s poetry in motion at one very specific thing and highly imperfect at everything else in his life. DEN
** Joe Ingles looks like he’d play in Protomartyr. PHO
** Joe Ingles looks like that creepy dude Childress from True Detective WAS
** why is my nerdy next door neighbor playing for the jazz? BOS

** yo wtf does ingles not have eyebrows??? ugly bitch BOS
** Fact: Ingles is the ugliest dude in the NBA. BOS
** Ingles looks dirty af OKC
** Joe Ingels looks so fucking dumb POR
** the greasiest looking dude in the league TOR
** Joe ingles with that dumbass look on his face all the time. TOR
** I hate the way ingles looks he looks like a fucking goblin DET
** Ingles is so fucking ugly. This dude looks like a mut LAL
** You’d think with all that money Ingles could fix his teeth. DEN
** Joe ingles the ugliest man in the league DEN
** Ingles looks like his breath stinks. LAL
** Ingles rests his toungue below his lower lip, such that it looks like he’s surreptitiously chawin’ tobaccy. POR
** That fucking australian smirk will keep me awake. He is just awful. DEN

** Get fucked Toby OKC
** Toby Flenderson please don’t do us like that GSW
** I can believe the Stratton strangler is balling out GSW
** Fucking Joe Ingles Toby Flenderson looking fuck. GSW
** Has anyone ever seen Toby Flanderson and Joe ingles in the same room? NOR
** Why is Toby Flenderson away from his desk!!! DAL
** Toby Flenderson lookin mf BOS
** I can’t believe I never realized how much ingles looks like Toby PHI
** Ingles kind of looks like Toby from The Office. CHI
— Kind of?! Spitting image
** Damn Toby Flenderson hitting the back breaking shot against us DET
** Get Toby Flenderson outta there POR
** Ingles is the Scranton Strangler. POR
** Fucking Toby The Office retarded brother DEN
** Dunder Mifflin is missing an HR employee MIL
** Get fucked you toby looking prick OKC

** Someone needs to put an elbow to Ingles teeth DEN
** Someone needs to punch Ingles in the face hard POR
** Ingles has one of those punchable faces GSW
** I hate Joe Ingles for no reason GSW
** Fucking can’t stand Joe Ingles. GSW
** I just hate Joe Ingles SAC
** I want to murder Ingles SAC
** I fucking hate Ingles sooo much bro OKC
** I want to murder Joe Ingles. PHI
** I hate Joe Ingles. MIL
** i cant fucking stand joe ingles OKC

** Joe Ingles is so fucking annoying MIN
** Jingles is such a little bitch. PHI
** Ingles is a buttplug DET
** Joe ingles is a fuck DET
** Ingles is a BITCH!! POR
** Ingles is a pussy ass bitch POR
** Ingles is still a cunt OKC
** ingles is such a prick DEN
** Ingles is a jackass. DEN
** Joe Ingles is a shit farmer DAL
** Joe Ingles is dirt DEN
** Ingles is an arrogant piece of shit SAS
** Ingles is such a bitch. BOS

** Fuck Joe Ingles DAL
** Ya fuck you Ingles DAL
** Fucking JIngles, man… BOS
** Fuck you Joe ingles BOS
** Fuck off grandpa joe SAC
** Fuck you Jingles SAC
** fuck joe ingles SAC
** Fuck Joe Ingles SAC
** fuck Joe Ingles. SAC
** Eat dick Ingles OKC
** Fuck Ingles POR
** Fuck Joe Ingles MIN
** FUCK INGLES OKC
** FUCK YOU INGLES OKC
** Idk why. But fuck Ingles POR
** Man, fuck ingles POR
** Lol fuuuuuuuuuuuck ingles. Mediocre af. POR
** Man FUCK Ingles lol. PHO
** Fuck ingles 40 year old lookin ass PHO
** F Joe Ingles and everyone who likes him! PHO
** fuck the Jazz and that crack head Joe ingles PHO

** Jake Layman is about the same height and shoots 3’s POR
** if he starts losing his hair and improves his passing, he’ll be on his way POR
** Just need to hobble him somehow so he’s got the Slow-Joe quality POR
** That and dad bod. POR
** And start looking like he smokes 5 packs a day. POR

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G1: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 15, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

It starts here boys.
The 1st of our 16 wins. Let’s goooo! Run as One!

Posted by _TheRedMenace_ on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Jazz look sharp to begin the game
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:46 PM

This refereeing is bullshit already
Rubio gets that ass call while Harden gets mugged on the other end?

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Three more quarters like that and we win by 28!
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:06 PM

Is the Utah coach drunk?
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:10 PM

Rumor is he used to be a coke head
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

The Rockets look REALLY bad right now.
They are playing 5 on 8 and it’s just not working.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

Amazing run of shit calls.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:25 PM

Terrible officiating
God awful officiating

Posted by aminthepm on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Harden can’t get a single call
Fucking disgraceful

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

This “stand behind harden and give up the lane” defense is so bad
It’s ridiculous

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:32 PM

Holy fuck the
refs are so bad.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:34 PM

The Jazz are playing the same defense the Bucks “totally shut us down with and every team should take notes.”
It led to a 15 point lead. The difference is Harden, Gordon and Tucker aren’t 2/22. They’re 7/13.
By all means, Utah. Keep playing that defense.

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:39 PM

Rockets are getting mugged, and its only the first half.
Too bad for you refs, your shit still has the Rockets up 15.

Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:42 PM


Shit start for the second half.
Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:56 PM

Lol they’re whistling every little thing we do
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

FUCK YOU REFEREES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

This is the worst
ref crew ever. Seriously, fuck the NBA.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

LOL fuck these refs
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Crowder is a bitch
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:22 PM

Stepping up their “Save the Jazz!” efforts here.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:29 PM

I wonder how long the “shade Harden” thing will last.
I predict that’s gone next game.

Posted by eastman88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Every time I see it, I get happy
it’s not a smart strategy. I hope we see the finals and play Milwaukee and put that scheme on blast

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

These fucking refs man
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Fuck you Gobert
Bitch

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Unfair to female dogs.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

He looks like a greyhound dog
Posted by Basketball God, MD on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

Jazz are having an existential crisis
What the hell are they going to try next game? Switch everything?

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:56 PM

I’d honestly try playing the way they normally do.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:57 PM

Just one win
15 more to go

Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

EarlyTree
FTJ

TimelyCandy
It pisses me off SO MUCH that our lower bowl is that empty with 15 til tip

MyBoggartIsABoggart
😢 it hurts our brand bro

FortressMost
Big fat idiot Barkley is taking Utah in this series. What a joke.

lilpaki
Chuck thinks Jazz in 6? Doesn’t he realize their will only be 4 games?

ManShutUp
I like Chuck but what the fuck is he talking about Rudy Gobert. Rudy on help defense is going to rotisserie chicken for Harden.

Straitwreckn
IT’S FINALLY THE PLAYOFFS…I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT…LETS GO ROCKETS!!

FortressMost
Why is there a drunken divorced dad on the court? Oh, that’s Ingles.

PreacherOfPositivity
The first call of the game is against Harden… just standing there.

DrewBreesiana
Here we go with that bullshit

CloudDood
Our lower bowl attendance is embarrassing.

WhoBeCreepin
Sucks to suck, jazzholes.

FreddyMacDaddy
Not a bad quarter, just gotta start knocking down those open 3s!

SeimaNoKouseki
If you put any GoT spoilers in here you are a certified bitch and you should be banned.


malloryhair
Utah’s coach reminds me of Lyle Lovett

shameless_chicken
NO GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS THAT’S FUCKED UP

sleal
Lamo Quin looking like a drunken mess

ladyiverson54
Let them shoot outside jumpers except Mitchell and science teacher

SuperYusri500
Bruh Quinn Snyder looks fucking nuts

FreddyMacDaddy
quin snyder looks like that evil scientist guy from spiderman

DrewBreesiana
Willem Dafoe

slyguy183
I’d be legit scared of Quin Snyder yelling at me if I were a ref or his player

FortressMost
Or selling him coke

The_3rd_Iteration
Quinn Snyder looking like Patrick Bateman while he was putting an axe through Paul Allen’s face D:

Shir0_
2nd Q turned into a grind

FortressMost
Ingles has really got to stop drinking during games

slyguy183
Eat shit Jazz, we are exposing your shitty defense and offense and the refs are letting you get away with all sorts of hard fouls

AdverseEffective
Refs are trying their best to keep the Jazz in the game.

b0nger
Every screen Rudy Gobert sets is a moving screen

DrewBreesiana
Fuck Charles Barkley. I got your Jazz in 6 right here mother fucker


3icepwn
Damn our offence is clicking now. Good shit !!

kukiemunster
my pp hard

yooston
the crowd is so quiet for how well we’re playing what the fuck

Kingsimbaa11
Jazz please.. this defence is not working so just stop. Harden is clearly very comfortable with it

slyguy183
I mean let them get laughed at a national level if they want

Euphonious36
Refs trying to let Utah back in lmao

TimelyCandy
Spoiler alert: Rubio made a cameo in GoT tonight.

LordCarlos23
This Crowd is so dead

FortressMost
Jazz looked downright scared and confused closing out the half.

Kingsimbaa11
jazz at halftime remembering how pat bev told them to defend harden
Snyder: well that was a fucking lie

FathomSwank
crowder calling up pat bev at halftime

hello_taraa
Clint is legitimately Gobert’s dad. He dominates him every single time.

BradGroux
Because Gobert is the most unathletic big in the league. My Mom has footwork on par with Gobert.


nintony1337
What the FUCK does this team do at half

ManShutUp
Crazy how “last year’s DPOY” Gobert hasn’t been able to stop the torrent of shots from the paint

enjoythementos
Smh goober is literally hitler, can’t stand his bitch flopping ass

HTownTakeover
It’s 8 v. 5. Fucking refs keeping Utah in the game.

enjoythementos
Lmao how is goober dpoy??

pythagoras_gonzalez
These zebras need to be poached

treeballs4138
Fuck these refs

enjoythementos
JAZZ FLOPPING ALL OVER THE COURT

nintony1337
This is some fucking bullshit

Chris_Paul_3
Why does Rubio keep standing behind harden on defense ? Lmao 😂🤣

egr281
They’re trying to copy what the bucks fid but lack the length and athleticism.

enjoythementos
JAZZ GOTTA BE THE BIGGEST FLOPPING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

egr281
Wtf is with these refs

dustbuddii
It’s like they are clearly trying to keep the game close, but Rockets too good.

ILBBBTTOMD
fuck the jazz

FortressMost
Crowder is a bitch

Briand2714
Dirty af


Deviantmind
Our 3 isn’t super efficient right now but our inside game is 🔥

slyguy183
Rudy “DPOY” Gobert lol

nonetimeaccount
ok, we didn’t win the 3rd but we avoided collapse. james will be nice and rested. we got this.
FUCK THE JAZZ

Chris_Paul_3
Rudy Gobert with the team high -16 +/-. My goodness big fellah, and you’re supposed to be the dpoty?

joestos
Can somebody please explain Utah’s defensive strategy on Harden to me? They are literally trying to guard by standing behind him and giving him a wide open lane? Doesn’t seem to be working…

slyguy183
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Snakkey
It’s what bucks did. Just not good enuff team for it.

JHouFCh
It isn’t as effective when you have a lineup of 7 foot giants with wingspans similar to that of a 747

nonetimeaccount
HOW’S THAT JAZZ IN 6 LOOKING, YOU FAT FUCK CHUCK?

SodaCanBob
L O L. Were the Jazz just standing around for that layup?

The_3rd_Iteration
Snyder legit look like he contemplating vicious murder.

Straitwreckn
How much cocaine has Synder done tonight holy shit

FortressMost
Hate to be one of the kidnap victims he has stashed at his house tonight..

theKITHpodcast
FULLY ERECT

WhoBeCreepin
I was told there would be Jazz defense??

FortressMost
These refs are gonna do their damnedest to get them back in it


enjoythementos
Flopping hilter goober again

FortressMost
7 and a half feet of flop

willydp123
Honestly what defense are the Jazz running?

Next_Episode
I don’t even think they know

VotedBestDressed
They’re trying to copy the Bucks man coverage, but the 1-4 on the Jazz can’t rotate as effectively onto Harden as the 1-4 on the Bucks, so Hardens been getting easy drive and kicks or drive and lobs.

Next_Episode
keep going, im so close

MrFeenyIsLife
Fuck. Grayson Allen is in. Ew.

Dimes_from_CP3
Get Chris Paul as far away from Grayson Allen as possible pls

Chris_Paul_3
The Jazz are still the same old team. Same old same old, Gobert still looks like that goof ball from last year.

WhoBeCreepin
Jazz fans thinking they could hang with us this year are delusional.

ThornGodOfPricks
Oh fuck, Georges Niang is on the Jazz too? No lie, they’d have a stacked college squad

nonetimeaccount
FUCK
THE
JAZZ

nintony1337
FUCK THE JAZZ

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: #Jingled

April 15, 2019
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** I have a feeling we are going to get jingled tonight NYK
** I don’t wanna get jingled TOR
** Basketball gods please don’t let us get Jingled tonight TOR
** we better not get jingled SAC
** Have we been Jingled yet today? DET
** I hope we dont get jingled MIN
** We’re going to get Jingled aren’t we PHO
** We are gonna get Jingled tonight NYK

** are we getting jingled rn? TOR
** are we getting jingled? TOR
** Damn we’re getting Jingled again aren’t we MIN

** It’s Jingle Time. TOR
** Jingling sequence in progress TOR
** Jingled LAL
** Jingled! LAL
** We’re getting friccin jingled LAL
** We getting jingled rn TOR
** We’re getting jingled TOR
** We are getting Jingled this day SAC
** We’re getting Jingled GSW
** I hate to say it but we are getting fucking Jingled right now GSW
** We’re getting Jingled GSW
** We’re getting Jingled :/ BOS
** fucking hell we are getting jingled BOS
** We are literally getting fucking jingled BOS
** Yeah we’re getting fucking Jingled SAS
** We always get Jingled GSW
** Were getting Jingled ATL
** Were getting Jingled PHO
** Getting jingled DAL
** We’re getting Jingled as we speak smh OKC
** We’re getting Jingled boys WAS
** This is what it feels like to be jingled GSW
** Feels like he always torches us lol. Jingled SAC
** Game, Jingled at the end. DAK

** looks like we got Jingled tonight smdh GSW
** We got jibgled GSW
** We jot jingled GSW
** We got fuckin Jingled GSW
** We got Jingled! GSW
** GOT JINGLED MEM
** We got jingled! DAL
** We got jingled… BOS
** Friccin jingled PHI
** Damn we got jingled SAC
** smh we got Jingled DET
** we got Jingled PHO
** Damn, we got jingled… PHO
** Aw fuck we been Jingled. GSW

** we have a case of terminal jingles SAC
** we let an unathletic white guy Jingle us every time LAL
** I, for one, accept our new Jingles overlord. BOS
** Can we get “I Got Jingled!” tshirts? CHA

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Donovan Mitchell

April 14, 2019
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Note: The difference in formatting between this one and the others is intentional.

** D Mitchell has a very punchable face PHI
** He’d be alright if his face wasn’t all dismorphed PHI
** Donovan Mitchell looks like a bobblehead. Dudes head is so fuckin large and his features are so wack PHI
** I really fucking hate mitchell and his face. Cry baby PHI

** Jesus Mitchell is a chucker PHI
** Donovan Mitchell 10/29 fgs A monument to inefficiency PHI
** Is Mitchell the biggest chucker in the league PHI
** Holy chucker, Mitchell PHI
** Donobrick Miss-all PHI
** Mitchell is fucking ass. Anybody would score 20 on 30 fucking shots PHI
** Dmitchell is a fucking bum. Straight garbage chucker PHI
** Absolutely nothing Mitchell does is impressive. Monte Ellis 2.0. PHI
** All I’m saying is if I shot like Donovan Mitchell, they’d bench my ass in middle school travel league. PHI
** Donovan Mitchell is the biggest fucking pussy I hate all the attention this loser gets. Pretty sure ben could put up 30 a game if he took the amount of shit shots that Mitchell takes PHI
** Mitchell is the definition of “thousand dollar move, ten dollar finish” PHI
** I think I’d shoot myself watching Mitchell on the daily. Bad decision after bad decision after bad decision PHI
** Volume chucker. Looks good at surface level YouTube and Twitter highlight clips and maybe if u only look at Pointz. But any dip into advanced stats and it’s pretty easy to see he does nothing at an elite level. PHI

** Donovan Mitchell is a cancer to any team that has the displeasure of having him on they roster PHI
** Lmao they really gave this man a fucking signature shoe PHI
** Looooooool Mitchell is ASS PHI
** DONOVAN MITCHELL SUCKS MITT ROMNEY’S DICK PHI

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Ricky Rubio & Kyle Korver

April 14, 2019
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** Ricky is still looking dreamy. MIN
** Rubio is incredibly nice to look at. DAL
** Rubio is a gorgeous man BKN

** Hey Rubio, how’s the search for the holy grail going? POR
** I didn’t even recognize Rubio. I thought somebody shrunk Steven Adams. SAC
** RICKY RUBIO IS THAT DUDE YOU DONT WANT YOUR GIRL TO TALK TO TOR
** Ricky Rubio looks like he owns a vape shop BOS
** Looks like he’s been to multiple Dave Mathews concerts. BOS
** I feel like if he were in the army with you he’d save your life only to impregnate your wife and make you raise his child. BOS
** Ricky Rubio looks like he would meet you and your wife on a Mediterranean cruise and offer to teach you how to scuba but you would decline and go play bingo but forget your wallet and have to go back to the cabin and you catch him in bed with your wife and then it ruins your marriage and now Debra is married to a sexy European man and your kids never visit because they spend their summers in Barcelona and you live in a studio apartment downtown. IND
** Looking like a greasy Colin Farrel out there MIA
** dude looks like he smells like Marlboro lights and drakar noir SAS
** He looks like a GTA character SAS
** wannabe mafioso OKC
** When did Rubio start cosplaying as a Middle Earth dwarf? POR
** Ricky Rubio dressing up as one of the Euro villains in Die Hard (1988) LAL
** man-bun Jesus DEN
** Why does Rubio look like a guy you buy E from at Burning Man lol. GSW
** rubio looks like the bad guy in some vin diesel movie i watched once NYK
** Why rubio look like assassin’s creed bruh LAL
** Ricky Rubio is Jesus SAC

** Since when can Rubio shoot? TOR
** God, Rubio always turns into Curry against us. Every time. IND
** ricky rubio aka steph fucking curry what the hell IND
** When did Rubio all of a sudden learn to shoot? SAC
** I didn’t know we were playing Ricky “Michael Jordan” Rubio. SAC
** I see he is following the age old tradition of suddenly being able to shoot when playing the hornets CHA
** Ricky fucking Rubio is killing us MIA
** One of the worst shooters in the league is balling out against us lol. MIA
** He always goes off against us. SAS
** Ricky Rubio, Spurs killer SAS
** Rubio always fucking shoots like Curry against us. SAS
** Ricky Rubio has a broke jumper against every other team but goes off against us every time SAS
** Ricky freaking Rubio is murdering us from the 3 point line lol POR
** When did Rubio become Steph Curry? POR
** Not much you can do to defend a scoring beast like Ricky Rubio. POR
** Hahahaahaahahahahaha rubio is curry all of a sudden. Are you kidding me? OKC
** I think Rubio has made like 100 threes against us lol DEN
** Why Rubio always get hot vs us? DEN
** Bricky Ricky Rubio is nailing 3s… Its one of them days DEN
** I remember when Rubio couldn’t make a 3. Now I’ve never seen him miss against us POR
** Fucking Rubio, really? WHY CAN’T THEY MISS?! OKC
** A Rubio 3 is like the biggest insult OKC
** My piss has a better arc than Rubio’s 3 pt shot. GSW


** Damn Korver is adorable. CLE
** The Jazz have a team full of punchable faces…excluding Korver LAL
** i want Korver :( LAL
** Korver :( ATL
** I miss him ATL
** I miss Kyle :( ATL

** So Korver is gonna kill us right? CHA
** Korver killing us right now DEN
** I knew Korver was going to kill us DEN
** Korver is a blazer killer on the 3pt line POR

** HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEAVE KYLE KORVER SO WIDE OPEN HOLY SHIT CHA
** Leave korver open good idea POR
** Who left Kyle fucking korver wide open LAL
** How lost do you have to be to let Korver wide open. LAL
** Fucking shit, stop leaving Korver wide open. LAC
** Leaving Korver open like that is suicide MIN
** Annnnd we leave Korver wide friggin open DEN
** Why the F are you ever leaving Korver DEN
** Hmm maybe guard Korver!?!?! DEN
** Just don’t guard Korver I guess. DEN
** Korver is open 24/7 DEN
— Not a smart idea. DEN
** Yeah, leave Korver alone to help DEN
** Don’t fucking help off Korver! DEN
** Just leave Korver over there by himself. Seems harmless. DEN
** STOP LEAVING KYLE KORVER DEN
** You really leave Korver that wide open? MIN
** Ah yes leaving Korver wide open is a good strategy MIN
** Korver that wide open should be illegal MIN

** I fucking hate Kyle Korver so much CHA
** hey kyle korver, fuck you POR
** I’m sick of Korver lol DET
** gosh i hate Korver and his 3’s DEN
** I’ve always hated Kyle Corver DEN
** I hate Kyle Korver, he always just destroys us MIN
** Damn you Korver!!! DEN
** Fuck you Ashton DEN
** Fucking Kyle DEN
** fuckin Ashton Kutcher DEN
** I despise Kyle Korver MIN
** Fucking Korver MIN
** I hate Korver so much.. MIN

Highlights of Opponent Game Thread Highlights 2018-2019: Grayson Allen & Jae Crowder

April 14, 2019
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** Oh fuck Grayson Allen TOR
** Fuck Grayson allen TOR
** yo fuck grayson allen. DAL
** fuck Grayson Allen. IND
** Fuck Grayson Allen LAL
** Fuck Grayson Allen again LAL
** Fuck Grayson Allen IND
** Fuck Grayson. Entitled fucking prick. HOU
** fuck Allen and his haircut POR
** Fuck Grayson Allen. SAC
** Fuck Grayson Allen LAC
** Fuck you grayson go back to tripping people in college PHX

** too much Grayson Allen punchable face TOR
** Is there anyone in the league with a more punchable face than Grayson Allen? TOR
** Grayson Allen with the most punchable face in the game SAC
** Grayson Allen’s face just looks so punchable
** Is it just me or does Grayson Allen have a face you would enjoy punching immensely? SAC
— Supremely punchable SAC
** I hope someone makes themselves useful and punches Grayson Allen in the face POR
** Man grayson Allen has a very punchable face POR
** Grayson has such a punchable face POR
— His whole existence is punchable POR
** If that fucker trips one of our guys tonight I’m driving to the arena real quick to punch him right in his punchable. POR

** He looks like Ted fucking Cruz, lol. I want to punch him in the face. TOR
** I just wanna punch Ted Cruz’s smug face so hard DEN
** that poor Utah player looks like a young ted cruz. sorry man. LAC
** Grayson Allen looks like Ted Cruz lost a bunch of weight. POR
** He looks so much like Ted Cruz it’s freaky POR
** Grayson Allen is Ted Cruz. LAL
** Ted Cruz POR
** So Ted Cruz. TOR
** Ted Cruz lookin ass LAC
** Wait, is that Ted Cruz on the court? SAC
** Ted Cruz checks into the game IND
** Ted Cruz has entered the game MIL
** Why is Ted Cruz on the court MIA
** Ted Cruz just scored on a floater…. DAL
** Sit down Ted Cruz! LAL
** NAH TED CRUZ LAL
** Ted Cruz rejected DEN
** Ted Cruz is roasting the team. LAC
** Ted Cruz out for blood DEN
** Get Ted Cruz off the court bruh POR
** Go back to Texas, Ted Cruz Jr. POR
** Grayson Allen = Ted Cruz = Zodiac Killer POR
** Zodiac Jr. POR
** Just a reminder Grayson Allen is the son of the zodiac killer DET
** Grayson Allen is the Zodiac Killer POR
** YOU STAY AWAY FROM OUR CONLEY, ZODIAC KILLER MEM

** Grayson Allen looks like a tattletale. DAL
** Grayson Allen looks like he still wets the bed. DAL
** Grayson Allen looks like the kind of kid who doesn’t flush. DAL
** Grayson Allen…………… Damien Thorn 1978 circa! DET
** Grayson Allen looks like that kid from your school that you found out was a Furry two years after you graduated. DET
** grayson “my dad is a mechanic and i had to sleep next to a muffler” allen is really carving us up PHX
** Grayson Allen got that cocaine nose. Cocaine is a hellaofa drug. SAC
** Grasyon allen looks exactly like joffrey from got SAC

** GRAYSON ALLEN YOU’RE STILL A PIECE OF SHIT DAL
** Grayson Allen is such a fuckin punk DAL
** Grayson Allen with his fuckery. DAL
** Yep Grayson a bitch DAL
** Grayson Allen is fucking garbage goddamn DET
** Grayson is trash. Can’t help but play like a dirty ass bitch. POR
** Someone needs to lay the lumbar on G Allen this guy is complete fucking trash POR
** Grayson still a dick PHX
** fucking Grayson Allen, he’s so fucking garbage PHX
** Grayson fucking Allen SAC

** I forgot the Jazz have Ted Cruz on their bench. HOU
** I didn’t know #24 Ted Cruz played for the Jazz TOR
** Oh and add Grayson Allen to the list of unlikeable Jazz players POR
** Oh shit, is Grayson Allen on the Jazz? Fuck that guy. MIL
** I forgot the Jazz drafted Grayson Allen, gross. PHI
** I completely forgot Grayson Allen was on the Jazz. Can’t stand them even more now. HOU
** I completely forgot Greyson Allen plays for Utah. Even more reason to not like them. POR
** i forgot about how much i dislike grayson allen DET
** I just saw Grayson Fucking Allen on the Jazz bench. Fuck the Jazz OKC
** That’s like the cherry on top for hating the jazz DEN


** I hate Demarre Crowder TOR
** Have I mentioned how much I despise jae crowder MIL
** i’ve always hated crowder DEN
** I don’t like Crowder idk why but he pisses me off OKC
** Crowder is very unlikable OKC
** I really dislike that Crowder. DAL
** I remember why I hate Crowder, lol. Dude will forever be a bitch. SAC
** I have an irrational intense dislike for Jae Crowder dunno why but he really pisses me off OKC
— Its def not irrational. Dudes a prick OKC

** Jae Crowder is annoying TOR
** Jay crowder mega bitch TOR
** Crowder is a soft bitch. SAC
** Crowder is such a lil bitch TOR
** He’s a mediocrity and a prick. BOS
** Crowder has always been a bitch BOS
** That bitch Crowder DAL
** Jae crowder is such a scrub. PHI
** crowder is such a prick SAC
** Crowder a bitch OKC
** Jae Crowder a bitch POR
** Jae Crowder is one of the biggest bitches in the league POR
** Crowder a bitch POR
** Crowder’s a fuckin douche POR
** Crowder is a bitch. Always has been. HOU
** Crowder a fake ass tough guy GSW
** Jae Crowder is the biggest bitch in the NBA OKC
** Crowder a dirty cunt OKC
** crowder is a dumbass OKC
** JAE CROWDER IS A CUNT OKC
** Crowder is a bitch. DEN

** Crowder looks like Predator. PHI
** Anyone else think Crowder looks like Serena Williams? TOR
** Jae Crowder looks like the kinda guy that puts so much sugar in his coffee it doesn’t even dissolve it all MIL
** Crowder looks like he wears electrical tape for a hair tie OKC
** Crowder got a fuckin turd hangin off his head OKC
** You know for a fact Crowder doesnt wash his hair. DEN
** Crowder’s hair is shaped like the poops I used to make when I was healthy DEN
** Jae Crowder out here looking like a Protoss Dark Templar MIL
** Why crowder look like whoopi goldberg LAL

** FUCK OUTTA HERE JAE CROWDER WHOOPIE GOLDBERG HEADASS TOR
** Fuck Crowder, avatar looking-douchebag LAL
** FUCK YOU JAE CROWDER DAL
** FUCK YOU CROWDER SAC
** Fuck off Crowder ur a fucking bum. BOS
** God fuck you Crowder BOS
** Fuck yourself Crowder. BOS
** fuck Jae Crowder. BOS
** Go fuck yourself Crowder CHA
** Fuck off Crowder GSW
** fuck Crowder TOR
** Okay, fuck you, Crowder. DEN
** Fuck Crowder DEN
** Fuck Jae crowder DEN
** fuck Jae Crowder forever. POR
** fuck off crowder OKC
** Fuck Crowder. OKC
** Fuck crowder OKC
** get fucked crowder DAL
** Fuck jae chowdah ATL

** didn’t even touch that ugly swamp looking fucker and he flops like a bitch SAC
** Another Crowder flop. Fuck that predator SAC
** Crowder is such a flopping bitch, lol. SAC
** When did crowder become such a massive flopper? MIA
** Crowder’s flopping all over the place DEN
** WTF on Crowder flop. Stop it! HOU
** Jae Crowder flopping all game long. Fuck. OKC

Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 11, 2019
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit.

Shoobedowop
always someone in the crowd with a laker jersey. lol why?

mcatech
LMAO at Bill calling for Quinn Snyder’s resignation because of how his team is playing

so-cal_kid
Bill just called Greg Ostertag one of the pillars of the NBA

fruitjesus
bro what is Bill on

ElDuderino_92
Bill is like that drunk uncle that makes the party funny

FamC7
bill walton sounds like he is on coke lol

9eldios
i defo believe he’s been drinking.

JustClampIt1819
He said “who’s that” at least 3 times

3BeeZee
Is Bill wasted? Lmao.

hyrulegangsta
Is bill wasted?

daveyhh
Listening to Walton is like watching a game with your girlfriend and having to explain everything

andy3172
Walton is fucking annoying holy shit. Is he high or something?

lsalomx
I mean I think he’s fun but yeah dude is wasted

kcsaints44
Why does Gobert have a T in it but you don’t pronounce it? – Bill

evilyellowteletubby
Bill is high as shit

fruitjesus
is he actually drunk

Shoobedowop
I wonder how often Luke goes home for dinner.

JustClampIt1819
Bill sounds sooo drunk. Lol

brown-ale
Bill Walton on Rudy Gobert not playing tonight:
“is he hurt? did he DIE?”

Zers503
What’s the score of the game?

nz_nba_fan
No idea.


so-cal_kid
“This Jazz team does not look like a playoff team tonight” – Bill
Jazz take the lead

so-cal_kid
All kidding aside it’s pretty impressive the Jazz are in this game with this lineup

ayeno
If this score was against the regular Jazz lineup, I wouldn’t be mad; but this is against the Jazz B and C group, we have been absolutely terrible in April

jgroove_LA
Um, we should easily be beating these guys.

CoolFedoraBro
Man we’re playing like trash. We don’t stand a chance in the playoffs with this effort

jgroove_LA
Ballmer looks pissed. I don’t blame him.

ayeno
Do you guys think Steve is mad that he has to use a iPhone because Windows Phones are dead?

HappyClippersFan
Bruh

jetboyjetgirl
Bills friggin crazy…imagine his offspring was your head basketball coach

Shoobedowop
that poor Utah player looks like a young ted cruz. sorry man.

TreeStinLin
Grayson Allen is shitting on us hard lol

bortun
man.. we’re having trouble closing the game against the 2nd squad of the jazz…

jetboyjetgirl
Fuck Grayson Allen

CheapDimeStoreHoodl
Ted Cruz lookin ass

Shoobedowop
Ted Cruz is roasting the team.

immalurkhere
DOC WHAT IS THIS LINEUP

ayeno
The he doesn’t give a fuck lineup

jetboyjetgirl
Ughh we couldve played Portland or Denver

Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 10, 2019
tags: ,

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

If Rudy Gobert had ANY offensive game
Outside 5 feet he’d be a top 5 player.

Posted by MilesGod on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:16 PM

I kind of like Mitchell feeling it early
Having him take 25-30 shots is our route to victory.

Posted by That’s the Jokic on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:19 PM

Mitchell just making sure to add salt to the wound
That that lottery opened

Posted by DownIsTheNewUp on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:20 PM

Whoever thinks the Jazz are not a problem for the nuggets
Is sadly mistaken

Posted by DenverVisionary on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:25 PM

The Nuggets are looking outclassed on both ends so far.
Posted by William Eisley on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:25 PM

Denver losing first round. We suck. FML.
Posted by margabelle on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:26 PM

Yeah, MItchell’s totally overrated
Which is exactly why he destroys us every time we play them.

Posted by DownIsTheNewUp on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:26 PM

why does Crowder get the all star treatment?
Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:40 PM

jesus this team is in our heads
can’t even make easy shots against them.

Posted by Rainbow skyline on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:41 PM

damn if mitchell shoots 3s like this he is a problem.
Posted by Rainbow skyline on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:52 PM

When is Mitchell gonna stop making sh*t? This is getting ridiculous…
Posted by typhoonSports970 on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:53 PM

The Jazz get up to play us
and somehow they all manage to hit their friggin shots against us too. Their schedule of glorified practice games down the stretch will have them playing with tons of confidence going into the playoffs.

Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:53 PM

Jazz complain on every foul
Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:58 PM

Jingles shot is ugly as hell
but he sure hits em

Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 7:59 PM

Joe Ingles is dirt
Posted by NameIsNot_Available on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:00 PM


Joker is struggling
Is Gobert in his head?

Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:01 PM

i think jokic needs to shoot threes against gobert
or at least focus on passing

Posted by Mudiay’s Revenge on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:01 PM

He’ll just block them
Posted by DenverVisionary on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:03 PM

Gobert seems to really have Jokic’s number
Posted by Nuggets_Serbian_Fans on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:03 PM

I forgot how much I hate the Jazz
Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:08 PM

they’re pretty dirty
Crowder flops and complains. Ingles is a jackass.

Posted by Mudiay’s Revenge on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:09 PM

Crowder and Gobert are really annoying with how indignant they are
Posted by jhamr158 on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:13 PM

We’d be in great shape if Jokic was playing even just ok
Posted by That’s the Jokic on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:09 PM

gobert is his kryptonite
Posted by Nuggets_Serbian_Fans on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:11 PM

Congrats on the 27 first half points Mitchell
but you suck and you are an awful shooter and trading the chance to pick you was not a mistake and you’re too short and jamal murray and ts% and your team doesn’t seem to have our number and everyone here says all these things are true so i believe them despite the fact that you seem to whoop our ass every other time we play.
So congrats.

Posted by highgravity on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:09 PM

Can someone from
the Nuggets FO please visit the Jazz locker room now and explain the plan? This is absurd. Playing like they want to win. Utah is just embarrassing themselves and sullying the reputation of the NBA right now.

Posted by DoZAG on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:22 PM


Mitchell getting all star treatment
Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:26 PM

The NBA is desperate for Mitchell to be a star lol
Posted by That’s the Jokic on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:26 PM

The gotta capture that Salt Lake market.
Posted by highgravity on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:26 PM

And the 10:30 EST tip off crowd.
Posted by highgravity on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Milsap has not been good
Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:30 PM

Craig having trouble guarding Mitchell
Posted by Evil.Spock on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:39 PM

Gobert is setting some wonderful picks for him tonight
Posted by El Huachi on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:42 PM

Coach Snyder looks hungry tonight….
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Posted by InboundingLobPass on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:39 PM

We live in the paint and we let Gobert control the paint
Just terrible game planning and preparation

Posted by Mak P on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:44 PM

It doesn’t matter who’s in at the 5 for Utah
they destroy us there

Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:48 PM

This is bullshit. The refs aren’t even being subtle about it.
Posted by BridgeportJoe on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:47 PM

They’re just blatantly saying “fuck you Denver, you’re not winning if we don’t want, we don’t want, and we don’t care who knows.”
Posted by BridgeportJoe on Apr 9, 2019 | 8:49 PM


The Jazz’s incredulous attitude with every foul they get called for is infuriating
Posted by El Huachi on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:01 PM

I cannot remember a game like this in a lonnnnng time
literally every possession the jazz are getting fee throws. wtf is going on?

Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:03 PM

There is never not a foul on Mitchell.
Posted by TheLogDog on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:09 PM

Milsap was really bad tonight
Posted by Tim Lorenz on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:11 PM

Lol we just can’t defeat the Jazz
Posted by Mak P on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:12 PM

Gobert might own Jokic
But the problem is Synder > Malone

Posted by Mak P on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:15 PM

Typical game against the jazz. Puke.
I hate watching utah

Posted by DeezNuggs on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:16 PM

Mitchell going to drop 50
That dude sucks!!! Stupid high volume scorer. Why would anyone want him on their team? Jazz are totally falling for his shit. He’s had them fooled for two years. When are they going to learn?

Posted by Pusherman2 on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:20 PM

Plumlee, you are trying to do too much
Stay in your lane

Posted by El Huachi on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:21 PM

Utah is yet another team that has our number
but they do it with defense instead.
It’s also obvious at this point that the NBA has anointed Mitchell as the next Harden. Gotta have those “scorers” to prop up the ratings.
It makes me sick.

Posted by DgoDiamond on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:22 PM

Gobert ate our frontcourt up tonight.
Posted by Evil.Spock on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:22 PM

This is basically the worst night for Denver sports since the Broncos lost the Super Bowl
Posted by DownIsTheNewUp on Apr 9, 2019 | 9:24 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.

IdRatherBeLurking
The Nuggets haven’t won in Utah since 2014 lol geez

MakeAmericaRichAgain
LET’S GET THESE ASSHOLES

Maxie
Vivint Smart Home Arena. Really rolls off the tongue

BroncoSquatch
No altitude streams. I have to stream since LP is blacked out on me. Guess I gotta listen to them praise the father, the son, and the Donovan Mitchell

HellBlazeSRB
Honestly I don’t understand why streamers are fucking us over AGAIN

bryanwendland
I’ll feel great about the homies heading into the playoffs if we can beat these dudes in that hell hole on the other side of the mountains.

iMoreland
What is that poop stain on their court

ParadeShitter
arches out at moab
but it does look like a bootyhole when it’s just a silhouette

bryanwendland
I hate Ingles for the same reason I think most refs hate Jokic. He does not look like he should be good at basketball.

straightcheddar
I really dont get the hype of these pumkin jersey Utah has. Their purple throwbacks are miles better.

jksmth
What if they didn’t let Mitchell get away with an offensive foul every drive

rsnblmn
Gobert is like Mutombo fueled by butthurt rage. Probably not a good idea to shoot over him.

SharpenedPencil_24
We’re getting so many little bullshit calls on us

SausageintheSky
So sick of our garbage 3point shooting

mgahan
wow, utah scorekeepers trying to make up a 2nd foul on Joker. shady shit

YoungTheGiant_
I thought it was 1 game but Jokic is definitely playing scared against Gobert.


straightcheddar
Utah gonna make a million 3s again aren’t they

SausageintheSky
Fuck I hate Utah.

OraEjdanic
Wish Lyles and Lydon could ball at least 50% as Mitchell

priceheath47
Mitchell is going for 40 smh

markpondrice
Gobert has us shook. Utah has schemed us well and we’re gonna be pretty fucked unless we can change things up.

SausageintheSky
So glad we dont have Utah in the 1st round

FrankerZ_123
Mitchell has as many points as our entire team

truch90
oh so donovan gets those harden like calls now does he, fuck I forgot he’s a megastar of the league

bryanwendland
Donovan Mitchell gets more respect from referees than Jokic. Like… Are they for real?

Bodiroga1986
He is American, refs are Americans, Jokic is not American.

special_k88
don’t like Mitchell at all

YoungTheGiant_
Because we gave him away for Lyles and Lydon. He would have been amazing with Jokic and Murray.

SausageintheSky
Its petty af but ive never wanted a player to fail more

rsnblmn
The Jazz Bear? Does he not even have a name?


markpondrice
At least Grayson Allen is terrible.

DyslexicAmI
Crowder is still a punk

iMoreland
They are getting every fucking call

spiderpigface
Crowder’s flopping all over the place

mgahan
Ingles looks like he should be on Cops getting arrested for smoking meth at a trailer park in Des Moines

HellBlazeSRB
For every bucket Jazz make, one fan in the arena gets an extra wife to take home

schthausthe
i swear donovan mitchell only plays like this against us

cameroncrazy34
Does Mitchell not fucking miss?

rsnblmn
Of course Mitchell on career high pace.

hello_taraa
Spida always kills us

dRide12
Goddamn Mitchell, can you cool off just a tad

BrokenDusk
null
This could have been us ..never trade your picks to rivals Denver !

truch90
FUCK YOU NIANG

TheBatman0816
Jazz are dirty af

rsnblmn
Utah always takes that cheap shit a little too far with us. Maybe there’s a reason Quinn Snyder looks like a mob boss.

bobybushia
Really gonna play dirty this close to playoffs. SMH

DemarcusMiller
EVERY TIME WE PLAY THIS DIRTY ASS TEAM fuck all of Utah and the jazz

ChuChuMaduabum
Yup this is our problem with Jazz they play like cunts and act like they’re normal.

bryanwendland
God i hope we retaliate against that punk ass baby faced loser


DenverNugs
Gobert the flop machine

PrairieElephant
These Jazz fans are so gullible

goodbeerbetterviews
Gobert the biggest fake dude.

spiderpigface
Bring the bench back in. Give Jok the night off, he looks scared of Gobert

markpondrice
This Jazz team is fucking good at screening. Crazy off ball action

BroncoSquatch
Gobert acting like a damn wet noodle out there

Serbian-Genetics
Honestly, the Jazz have some of the worst commentators in pro sports.

TheeGreenHawk99
Gobert too big to be that much of a puss

ChuChuMaduabum
Jazz announcers are pretty goooood

indyxetan
Man I wish we had Mitchell. Could you imagine if that had been possible? Next time Utah calls about swapping picks, ask who they want then hang up.

DemarcusMiller
And what the fuck kinda nickname is spida

hello_taraa
Joker getting absolute stifled by Gobert.

markpondrice
I feel like the rolls will start going our way in the second half. Utah can’t maintain this level of luck.

BroncoSquatch
-1 at the half with Mitchell shooting lights out. He won’t drop another 30 in the second half.

hello_taraa
Jokic 2 points, 2 fouls, -14 plus minus. Goddam

StevenW_
Maybe the secret to beating Utah is benching Jokic?


DenverNugs
Dude, I’m fucking done. Fuck these refs.

markpondrice
Fucking floppers

BroncoSquatch
Jazz announcers are cheeks

n3sta
Refs can go fuck themselves with a rusty spoon

likesexonlycheaper
Mitchell has his own special whistle

DenverNugs
Lol. Sit your dumb ass down, Snyder.

Jokic4
i want whatever quinn snyder is consuming

DyslexicAmI
Dude fuck the calls Donovan Mitchell is getting. No wonder he’s averaging 26 after the all star break

PrairieElephant
This dude has 37, but they’re not really allowed to guard his drives so putting an asterisk up there

neutronicus
God damn it I hate fucking Jazz games

special_k88
Can we not fucking stop Donovan fucking Mitchell

kunt_kicker
Holy shit the Nuggets making Mitchell look special.

syanide1
Just a pathetic look for the team and the organization if they lose this one and Mitchell goes off for like fucking 70.

markpondrice
Mitchell is ELITE….. at sucking off refs

Jokic4
i hate everything and everybody on the utah jazz


DenverNugs
The fact that Snyder has the nads to get up and complain to the refs about anything this game is hilarious.

TheGoldenLance
The fact that the jazz play in fuckin Salt Lake City just makes them so much more annoying

daddy_sprinkles
Crowder is a bitch.

didufnddaweiii
The Jazz announcers are absolute ass.

AceRimmersWig
Nothing to say about this completely useless,unwatchable shit show of a game other than that the Jazz should be fired into the sun for those garbage uniforms. Worst in history by miles.

DyslexicAmI
Look Mitchell tripped and they didn’t call a foul this time!!!

markpondrice
THEY LET MITCHELL FALL WITHOUT A FOUL!!!

EmbraceComplexity
Mitchell testing the amount of bullshit the refs will call for him lol

mgahan
this dance cam footage is the most Utah thing I’ve ever seen

TheGreatSpagett
Like, Denver is white. But that is WHITE.

priceheath47
Pretty sure The only colored people In the state of Utah belong to the jazz roster

Venom3415
We traded the Jazz Mitchell and Gobert for trey lyles, Tyler Lydon and Eric Green. What was the front office thinking?


DyslexicAmI
Millsap has been just awful tonight.

spiderpigface<
Milsap is playing fucking terrible.

JordanCosgrove23
When Milsap is bad. He is REALLYYYYYY bad.

schthausthe
mitchell has made more free throws than our whole team

ChuChuMaduabum
Lol this is ridiculous. I have no idea how you’re supposed to defend this little idiot

NikolaiBullcry
You know the dudes that try too hard at video games?? That’s the Utah Jazz.

cameroncrazy34
Fuck the Jazz. Fuck Utah. This team has our fucking number.

daddy_sprinkles
Let’s completely shit the bed going into the playoffs. Cause that is how you wanna go into a series.

bobybushia
I apprrciate these last two games. It calmed my expectations and reminded me of nugglife

priceheath47
As a North Carolina fan I’ve always hated all the plumlee brothers. But I really can’t stand mason he really needs to learn his place

FrankerZ_123
Mitchell outscored all of our starters combined and we traded him for Lyles

bobybushia
No we didnt stop saying that

likesexonlycheaper
Mitchell and Gobert are sweet. Wish we had them

Sweg_Munny
This was the most painful shit ever

Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 8, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Silver Screen and Roll.

Yep
Being able to select Jarrett Culver would make me infinitely happy

Posted by GreatThingsAreHappening on Apr 7, 2019 | 3:58 PM

Winning is losing so of course we are winning.
Posted by Crap on Apr 7, 2019 | 7:01 PM

I cannot believe they are winning
wth?

Posted by The Lakers’ Future on Apr 7, 2019 | 8:48 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Los Angeles Lakers Reddit.

SumoRock
Mitchell and Gobert should be enough to secure our tank but hoping to see Caruso destroy Allen for fun

kushmaster10
Why the FUCK is Luke calling a timeout when we’re up 7? I can’t wait till he’s gone next season.

SharpSwag
Utah must have been out late last night, they look slow

lakernation21
Jazz suck lmao

GokutheAnteater
BONGA! U can’t let Ted Cruz score

mobuckets21
Grayson Allen is Ted Cruz.

lakernation21
Does Luke get fired this week?

ant0nius77
If we let caruso walk for nothing, I’ll kill myself

RedCarNewsboy
If we let Caruso walk away I will hit the bong until I actually become the first person to die of Marijuana

ant0nius77
I injected 3 marijuanas one time

SPMrFantastic
I see the bald eagle been eating tonight. Lead us to the promise land you majestic bastard

ABadUseOfTime
this season is gonna flow so smoothly into summer league roster wise

kushmaster10
At this point just bring back Byron Scott I can’t stand Luke


mobuckets21
Lebron plus these young guys = playoffs easy.

TheGratefulPhish
Quin Snyder looks like a Gremlin

kushmaster10
Gremlins look like Quin Snyder

ABadUseOfTime
hire our g-league coach for head coach next year?

kushmaster10
I hope so

mkmore4
Crowder just floundering all over the floor while the Lakers drain 3’s lmao.

LeGrandePatron
Quin schnyder as The X-Files monster of the week Eugene Victor Tooms

AirBishop
Caruso tried to yam on the DPOY fearless!

GokutheAnteater
Fuck u too gobert, frenchie bitch ass

DudeWTH
caruso almost ended golbert’s career

mkmore4
Imagine if he fucking finished that. Damn.

meengine
Damn. Almost.

codar_B
that wouldve been dunk of the year

mkmore4
We definitely would’ve seen the waterworks from Gobert if Caruso finished that.


lakernation21
Why would Kawhi go to the clippers? Seems like media propaganda

LVIC
Why would ANYONE choose Clippers over Lakers. No way in hell Kawhi chooses them this summer

AmnestyTHAT
He won’t

JosephStall
Thanks for trading D’Angelo Russel Magic. Also good job getting rid of Julius Randle for 8 million. Magic and Polinka have failed the Lakers so far

Rhyvix
why are we winning

jrodriguez3747
Fuck KCP

lakernation21
Goodbye top 10 pick smh

kushmaster10
Fuck you donovan Mitchell and fuck Utah racist fucking people

lakernation21
The jazz are frauds lmao

Laker_Fan69
KCP hates the Lakers lol

Defacto_Champ
So the lakers are looking at the 11th pick next year

GokutheAnteater
Meh

ant0nius77
Can quin synder look like any more of a crackhead? Jesus christ

icycheeseballs
lakers are the dumbest organization in the nba. winning these meaningless games losing draft value.

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