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Utah Jazz vs. Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 23, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Chicago Bulls Reddit.

jayceay
Let’s find a way to make it fun. Will Justin Holiday shoot better or worse than our current record tonight (3-12)?

sirkallik
Bold prediction : Felicio will get 6 points

Doug_McDermott
Chill out man

BullsPrank-Invasion
Justin “let me get this shot up” Holiday.

Bullsboopzilla
Whenever I watch Bulls games Holiday’s middle name always ends up becoming something like “Fucking Shitfuck Asshole.”
Justin “Fucking Shitfuck Asshole” Holiday.

Tune Squaddangatang69
Holiday is fucking clueless. I’ve never seen a less discplined starter that was so shit efficiency wise. The dude needs to be benched.

GodBasedHomie
What is this baby race bs smfh


codingnikon
Pretty sure Lauri is thinking about playing in Europe right now.

nebulizor
Damn. Lauri finally hit the rookie wall? Jonas Jerebko of all people dad dicking him in the offense and in the defense. Not pretty to watch at the moment

boopzilla
What is it about the second half that makes us even horribler

diarrea_anus
God we suck so much

VitalDread
I just don’t understand how you can fall for Rubio pump fake

DaWorzt
Way to tank it through Bulls!…I can just hear the commissioner ..and with the first pick in the 2017-18 NBA Draft Chicago Bulls Selects..(insert player name here)

Utah Jazz at Philadelphia 76ers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 21, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Philadelphia 76ers Reddit.

TTP2521
Rodney Hood would be a good FA target this offseason

ThaOneNOnly
Joe Ingles looks like a meth dealer.

bt443407PHI
Nice sloppy start.

MoneyScreamzProcess
Take embiid out

avilangFuck
Sloppy start

Deportivo76ers
lol jj looks like a midget next to our starters

MilkCarton78
Feels like a fucking high school game so far

deathmetalisart
damn, ugly ass game so far lmfao

girlfriend_pregnant
where is the crowd?

thephotobooths
Man these jazz games have been ugly..their offense is so clunky it takes all rhythm out of the entire game, we just can’t fall into this lazy trap

throwaweight7
Utah has literally no one who can get a bucket.

chico12307
Bayless is so ass


mp455
Yet another game that shouldn’t be close. I get that we’re young and developing but pretty obvious that we should dominate a team like this with our amount of talent.

bonerbasketball
Why are we ass against the Jazz

HCE1132
ugly ass game

girlfriend_pregnant
I appreciate the fact the Joe Ingles doesnt have tattoos

throwaweight7
The jazz have 36 at the half

Enzo76Arg
Fuck the Jazz and their pace

throwaweight7
For as bad as they look I feel like the jazz have no way to win.

bonerbasketball
That’s cause they don’t

LockOfTheWeek
It’s pretty hard to fathom them going on some sustained super hot run.

throwaweight7
I mean, I can’t even imagine anyone on their team scoring in double figures.


sxrsfan
I had to log in just to say how bad Rubio is. haha

justbadenglish
so far Donovan Mitchell shot 4/28 against us this season
lol

TP2521
This jazz team flat out sucks

mp455
Ingles looks like those bad players you see at the rec. How is he this good at shooting?

CruisinTortoise
How the hell are we up by 20? Utah are baaaad.

Mecha_Negro
Ben is flopping his girthy dong all over the jazz.

hungry_russian
this jazz team is too god damn trash to be going on any runs come on now.

spaceclarkson
Mitchell must be up there with the league leaders for shouting and 1 after every shot attempt. Impressive for a rookie.

youmademethisway
Just gave up an 8-0 run in about a minute and a half. We can’t keep doing this shit

Whitealroker1
Ingles recededing hairline really sticks out from where I’m sitting.

guy_fieri_is_my_dad
ingles probably eats deviled eggs dipped in mayo


JoeEmbid
I didn’t know rubio wore makeup during games

jay_gaz
LMAO. FUCK MITCHELL.

squid919
Embiid is the fucking man

mcmastermindC
Lol Embiid. He just destroyed that kids confidence for the next month, guarenteed.

Mecha_Negro
big men flopping will never stop being great

LPop17
FUCK DONOVAN MITCHELL

ThaOneNOnly
Lmao, Jojo is such a jackass and I love it.

Fasyed21
Hahahaha these Jazz announcers are so butt hurt

chico12307
Brooo our commentators going in on Donovan

bonerbasketball
Fuck Donovan Mitchell. Overrated chucker

TTP2521
Donovan Mitchell with his 50th shot of the game

HinkieGivesMeCummies
Jeez Mitchell really is a chucker

roma258
First proper, no bullshit, coast to coast blow out win of the season. So nice!

Utah Jazz at Orlando Magic: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 19, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Orlando Magic Reddit.

Oopsdaisy27293
WE GOT THIS MAGIC FAMILYYY

Oopsdaisy27293
what happened to our ball movement????

OrlandoMan80
As long as Elfrid Payton is starting and playing as much as he is, we can lose to anybody on any given night.

JustZola
I’m just thankful I don’t have to watch Mack anymore tbh

maddog00
Utah is playing pretty good defense.

TheADTRAffliction
that one guy “do u live in utah refs” lol

throwaway_chem_eng
This is a must win game. Utah sucks without Gobert.

sybersam[S]
Jazz looking like they’re coming off a rest instead of a back-to-back game

guioligon
Well this is depressing

xarius214
We should have an extra roster spot because between Biyombos lack of hands or proper screen setting, and Mario’s i don’t even know, they combined maybe equal 2/3 or an NBA player….

warland0
God we suck

jgrenard1
lol we suck :(


sybersam[S]
Well this is not good

msoffice2003
This is pathetic

illgetthere
Oh man, we suck again, don’t we?

surfingwithgators
Can’t even handle Derrick Favors smh. What are we going to do against Embiid, Howard, Whiteside, etc

warland0
Vucevic is getting punked what a bitch

FreeThrowGilly
Man all these injuries has just killed all the momentum we’ve had early in the season.

yoeyz
That’s not the reason we’re losing it’s because we fucking suck

rps215
How the fuck are we giving up 60+ to the fucking Jazz in a half? This is absolutely inexcusable and says something about our defense.

jgrenard1
63 to the Jazz playing w/o Gobert at home………..

maddog00
Lets hope we turn this around after the half.


BeingYouisHardtoDo
Holy shit boys, this is bad… what the fuckkkk

BeingYouisHardtoDo
Vucevic can eat my fucking asshole

sybersam[S]
This is pathetic lol

BKtoDuval
The Utah coach looks like a movie bad guy

OrlandoMan80
This guy Neto has some speed goddamn

BroganTrundler
Utah has the same amount of assists as we have made field goals…

Oopsdaisy27293
rodney hood go away

BroganTrundler
Down by 30 lol

BroganTrundler
Hood has 31 without hitting a single free throw

BroganTrundler
This is gonna be a 50 point loss

jgrenard1
Someone needs to be fired or benched for this. This is 100% unacceptable.

Utah Jazz at Brooklyn Nets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 18, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Nets Daily.

Tonight I foresee a W
No gobert no Johnson, keep Mitchell from getting 30 and nets should pull it out.

by Jerseyjon on Nov 17, 2017 | 7:24 PM

keep Utah winless on the road, please?
Go to have some sort of good news right?

by Kenny McCormick on Nov 17, 2017 | 7:44 PM

Ingles is crafty but he likes to talk a lot hahaha
by NJN_BKN on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:02 PM

UTA radio telecast
…KILLING the Nets. Their play-by-play gives a new meaning to the word “homer.”
Wow.

by Whoop Dee Damn Doo on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:17 PM

Their team is losing lol
by NJN_BKN on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:19 PM up reply

Oh Booker is down….if they say he’s good to go that means he’ll probably be out for a month
by edddd99 on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:17 PM

I think the Jazz have been enjoying the New York nightlife since the Knicks game
by edddd99 on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:24 PM

We look very much in control
Great ball movement, limited mistakes, good shooting. Can’t ask for much more.

by MrBean1978 on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:48 PM

The heroball Booker . Kenny must stop this game
by VAN9 on Nov 17, 2017 | 8:57 PM

The Nets would be much better
if we had Ingles in place of Crabbe.
by NetFan48 on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:00 PM

Can we stop getting hurt?
by Genis on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:27 PM

Right now that is asking too much
by NJN_BKN on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:29 PM

I know Jazz are undermanned
But I’m impressed with our guys tonight. Every time Jazz would get it to 8 or 9 Nets would respond with poise.

by NH Nets Fan on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:39 PM

So are the Nets!
The starting backcourt is gone.

by Grandmazter_3 on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:41 PM

Spencer Winwiwwie just had a perfect game.
by Lorenzomax7 on Nov 17, 2017 | 9:43 PM

Utah Jazz at New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 16, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Posting and Toasting.

We just went from my most anticipated game in years to the least.
Posted by NeedforShved on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:10 PM

Kinda wish Gobert was playing
just to be able to watch him but im not going to complain about it…

Posted by CarTaps Porzinthony on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:11 PM

Donovan Mitchell is beast, going to be a very good play.
Posted by Zmehal on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:37 PM

come on we cant lose to a team starting fucking Jonas Jerebko
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:42 PM

KP gotta feast on alt-right jerebko
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:46 PM

What does Rubio have on his head
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:49 PM

The stupidest man bun ever
Posted by rcnt123 on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:49 PM

lou admundson would like a word
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:51 PM

that call went our way but it was such BS
play falls. nba ref instinctively blows whistle and makes shit up. ingles has seen it so many times he doesnt even bother to argue

Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:50 PM


Still think Rubio would be a nice fit with us.
Posted by Crackback on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:53 PM

Mitchell looks great
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:54 PM

Utah getting what they want on O
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:55 PM

Play better you jackasses
Posted by BJabs on Nov 15, 2017 | 7:56 PM

the fact that we are oly down 3 is somewhat miraculous
we played like complete shit and they shot well

Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:06 PM

I still hope we trade for Rubio…
After he cuts that shit off his head.

Posted by Crackback on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:11 PM

Mitchell is a chucker
Posted by NeedforShved on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:15 PM

lol fuck you Favors
I don’t think I’ll get sick of these KP flops

Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:20 PM


why is bane coaching the Jazz?
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:19 PM

Snyder belongs on the show Gotham
Posted by NeedforShved on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:20 PM

he looks like the Two Face’s burnt half
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:22 PM

there it is. i called him bane, but i knew i was thinking of someone else
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:24 PM

also, jerebko looks like defoe in one of those superhero movies (spiderman?)
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:25 PM

Favors is a fantastic bench bro
as a starter, I dunno

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:26 PM

fucking Jerekbo lighting it up
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:27 PM

Once a Celtic…
Posted by TheTrailBlazer on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:27 PM

Does Jerekbo qualify for Scrub of the Night status?
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:29 PM


Fucking Mitchell shoots 30% vs. anyone else
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Good thing Lebron didn’t talk up Mitchell
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:35 PM

Is this team drunk
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:36 PM

doesnt this shit happen every time we play the jazz?
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:37 PM

Jazz are playing defense.
We are playing Jack…
Horny’s vision.

Posted by xobserverx on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:43 PM

mitchell destroying us was incredibly predictable
Posted by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:44 PM

Of course.
Same with Ingles.
Jack on Mitchell and THJr on Ingles these are the nice ingredients to a L.

Posted by xobserverx on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:48 PM

Even Rubio finding range
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:57 PM


if I was a coke dealer, i would nod at snyder when i passed him on the street
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 8:58 PM

Snyders the kingpin
Posted by NeedforShved on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:00 PM

pleez let them go to favors in the paint. hes the least of our concerns
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:00 PM

Snyder looks like he walked off the set of Boardwalk Empire or Peaky Blinders
Posted by Visions of future Shump on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:01 PM

But why rodney hood look like little bill grew up to be an nba player
Posted by Still Ntillmatic on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:04 PM

THE DEATH SPIRAL BEGINS
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:05 PM

I hate when scrubs start their hot streak on us every time
Posted by Carmelapplestapz Godzingodthony on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:10 PM

something tells me hood doesnt always play like this
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:11 PM

Holy shit this dude can’t fucking miss
Posted by King Henry the 2nd on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:11 PM

Every Jazz game
Feels like the Rodney Hood game.

Posted by Jon Stephens on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:11 PM

if hood doesn’t leave the game suddenly with explosive diarrhea we are going to lose
Posted by jacoop on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:11 PM

Remember that Trey Burke game?
good times

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:12 PM


this is the worst fucking type of L
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:15 PM

frank just put a stop to this mitchell/ hood bullshit
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:16 PM

Knicks still leaving men open on the 3
Same story every year

Posted by LegionofBlue14 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:19 PM

collapsing on rubio of all people
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:20 PM

thats the exact thing I was thinking when it was happening
Posted by LegionofBlue14 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:21 PM

Ingles looks like the weird old divorced guy that lives down the hall
Posted by Freddie Fionopolis on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:27 PM

you are playing a team that cant score
and you parade them to the line, where they are great

Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:27 PM

Get a fucking stop now please
Posted by King Henry the 2nd on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:30 PM

Rodney Hood is a fucking fuckface
Posted by King Henry the 2nd on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:32 PM

hood is like jordan
Posted by jacoop on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:38 PM


Can we run a fucking play?
Posted by Carmelapplestapz Godzingodthony on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:38 PM

Good thing the Jazz are a terrible offensive team
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:38 PM

their coach scares me
Posted by foiegrastyle on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:39 PM

He was actually almost cast for Nicholson’s role in The Shining
but they said he was “too alarming”

Posted by Freddie Fionopolis on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:41 PM

We’re up 1
Feels like we’re down 5

Posted by Jon Stephens on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:42 PM

snyder is just jarring
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:43 PM

intense dude
cokehead for sure too

Posted by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:43 PM

BANG
Posted by Rice2012 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:45 PM

Bang!!!
Posted by Crackback on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:45 PM

BANG!!!!!!!!!
Posted by felinequickness on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:45 PM


That’s an awful shot by Hardaway.
Followed up by a bad one by KP.

Posted by BlackPlague1986 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:46 PM

Two dumbass shots in a row. Jeez.
Posted by King Henry the 2nd on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:46 PM

It’s like Carmelo never left
Posted by SweatbandProliferation on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Up 6, better take a 30 foot 3
fucking disgusting

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Lol, Jazz got screwed there.
Posted by Yankees-Bills-Knicks on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:48 PM

yo home cooking is nice once in a while. THJ=JR
Posted by foiegrastyle on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:49 PM

Good call!
I thought it missed, too, but good job to reset the clock.

Posted by SweatbandProliferation on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:49 PM

Knicks y u du dis?
Please win convincingly once in a while.

Posted by Du30 on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:51 PM

Rodney Jordan
Michael Hood

Posted by jacoop on Nov 15, 2017 | 9:54 PM</span

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 14, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Hi Ricky!
Posted by hipity on Nov 13, 2017 | 4:00 PM

Without Gobert, Utah might not be Dallas or Chicago bad, but they are surely close.
A playoff team, one that has 4-5th seed aspirations needs to put this game away quick.

Posted by alex_pl on Nov 13, 2017 | 4:24 PM

Ricky, great to see you! Wait – why are you wearing that shirt?
Posted by Bryzantine Empire on Nov 13, 2017 | 4:47 PM

yeah buddy pop that shirt off
Posted by Timber Dome on Nov 13, 2017 | 5:15 PM

rubiosexyeyes.gif
Posted by Bryzantine Empire on Nov 13, 2017 | 5:31 PM

Ricky’s arm sleeve reminds my of the front bra on my neighbors 1993 Chevy Beretta GTZ
baddest ride in the whole school which wasn’t saying much

Posted by fanslaststand on Nov 13, 2017 | 5:39 PM

Are you saying that it’s Ricky’s baddest appendage?
Posted by Ray Williams? on Nov 13, 2017 | 5:58 PM

How great would it be if Ricky made a crucial turnover late in the game, and, as the crowd sits stunned…
Ricky rips off the Jazz jersey to reveal the green Wolves jersey, picks up a folding chair and cracks Quin Snyder in the head, then runs to the Wolves huddle to jump into a KAT bear hug…all while Thibs stands back with a sardonic smile, nodding his head.
#GotwayintothatRicFlair30for30

Posted by SoDakHammer on Nov 13, 2017 | 7:44 PM

I hope Ricky scores a triple double, but we beat the shit of their club for how fans treat himl.
Posted by Serebro on Nov 13, 2017 | 7:53 PM


Interesting narrative tonight:
Can the Wolves score 100+ against the Jazz D? They’ve done it in the last 11 games, but the Jazz D is nasty.

Posted by Tokyo Dave on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:03 PM

It took 10 games for Donovan Mitchell to punk Rodney Hood and take his job.
Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:09 PM

What sort of offense is this Quinn?
Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:11 PM

I don’t understand Ricky’s hair
from a functionality standpoint while playing basketball. How does he keep it out of his eyes?

Posted by AverageJer on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:12 PM

The follicles of which you speak would never dare to cover up those eyes…
(insert Ricky eye gif)

Posted by SoDakHammer on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:17 PM

The Jazz run a dumb offense.
Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:17 PM

No off ball movement. None.
Posted by Serebro on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:19 PM

I would like to say that the Jazz’s point total this has something to do with our defense, but I think it has a lot more to do with the Jazz’s offense.
Posted by HoopHustle on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:19 PM

It’s mostly their offense
Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:20 PM


My God has Snyder ever watched Ricky play basketball before??
This is insane

Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:21 PM

Snyder gets neither Ricky
nor the contemporary NBA

Posted by geraldmcgrew on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:32 PM

The Jazz are really missing Gobert right now.
Posted by HoopHustle on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:24 PM

missing Sloan more
Posted by Serebro on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:25 PM

God, look at that Jazz D. All the switching and the block.
Why can’t we do that?

Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:27 PM

Mitchell and Neto playing point while Ricky on the bench. Fuck Snyder.
Posted by Serebro on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:28 PM

6-21 shooting for Utah. Jazz? More like a dirge…
Posted by SoDakHammer on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:36 PM

Ricky didn’t die for this.
Posted by Nate in St. Paul on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:45 PM

Its like watching someone stick a beautiful square peg in a round hole of cancer.
Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:47 PM


This is two teams that have good basketball players
that have no idea how to play good basketball.

Posted by Quality Jason on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:45 PM

Jazz just throwing them up and praying right now.
Posted by Catalinawinemixer on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:49 PM

The Jazz look rough yikes
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:50 PM

The Jazz are running an offense a 4th graders parent would be right to bitch at the coach about.
I mean youd tell the guy to chill out its just 4th grade relax already but deep down youd know he was right to threaten to punch the idiot coach running this 4th grade offense.

Posted by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:51 PM

Can someone GIF what Teague just did to Rubio
Right after Rubios timeout call he tried to shoot a shot for rhythm. Teague just followed him for about 8 seconds with one hand on his shoulder and the other one up to block any potential shot. Good fuel for Teague haters.

Posted by Tayler Swift on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:57 PM

Why would you hate him for that?
Posted by iconoclaste on Nov 13, 2017 | 8:59 PM

Because he did it to precious Rubio
Posted by Tayler Swift on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:03 PM

Pretty sure Teague is tired of being compared to Ricky and is taking it personal
Cause that was a douchey move.

Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:00 PM


When did we become a three point shooting team?
Posted by HoopHustle on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:25 PM

Well, Ricky still can’t shoot.
Posted by Luis Rivas on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:27 PM

It really has been tough to watch Rubio tonight 😞

😞😞😞😞
Posted by Doctor_Teh on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:33 PM

Hot Take: The future of the Utah Jazz is Donovan Mitchell at PG
He’s Eric Bledsoe w/ a better attitude and knees.
Ricky will be let go in free agency in 2 years or traded next summer.
Bank on it.

Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:42 PM

sad that Ricky already has to look over his shoulder again
but you’re almost certainly right

Posted by Poop Hat on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:52 PM

Mitchell’s learning curve right now has been phenomenal.
Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:55 PM


Just turned on my feed and it’s the Jazz announcers…I get the feeling I really don’t like Harpring…anyone know why?
Posted by MNIslander on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:42 PM

Because you’re a good person.
Posted by jjjam on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:44 PM

Just a person would suffice.
Posted by shoebobs on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:45 PM

Here’s the part where we let the lead whittle away
Posted by r. fink on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:48 PM

As we go up
We go down

Posted by r. fink on Nov 13, 2017 | 10:05 PM

What a block by Mitchell.
I love this kid. My fav rook so far.

Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 9:59 PM

Fundamentals
The Wolves need to attend one of those camps where a coach comes in and teaches the basics of the game of basketball. We are incredibly inept at the most simple aspects of the game.

Posted by mefoolonhill on Nov 13, 2017 | 10:09 PM


I will take the win.
Posted by HoopHustle on Nov 13, 2017 | 10:13 PM

Yo Fam
I just tuned in and only caught the 4th quarter.
Can somebody sum up the first 3 quarters for me?

Posted by The_Viking on Nov 13, 2017 | 10:25 PM

Donovan Mitchell is great.
Taj had his moments on D and the glass.
KAT was en fuego from 3.
Utah’s offense is turrible. Rubio sucked tonight.

Posted by Mnem on Nov 13, 2017 | 10:54 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Brooklyn Nets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 12, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Brooklyn Nets Reddit.

huey88
sloppy sloppy start

NJ_nets15
Anyone know why Kilpatrick is getting 0 meaningful minutes every game?

Expulsure
He’s really bad at basketball.

326695RS[S]
Coz he is terrible

latman
Because he sucks

yop-le-garcon
If Hood goes off on us tonight…

LemonTreeeee
Can’t wait for that bum Rodney Hood to have a season high game against us

HevyWeather
I was told Utah’s offense was complete shit.

LemonTreeeee
Man fuck Levert and Whitehead, send their asses to the G-League, they suck

pinkkai
This unit stinks

iham32
Team can’t even get a shot off


Kn0ck0uTPT
Hood whose playing like ass this season, playing well.

LemonTreeeee
Rodney Hood has been Utahs worst player this season, and this game, this fucking piece of shit decides to turn up. It’s always one of those bum motherfuckers that do this.

NJ_nets15
Oh boy. Even Sefolosha is hitting 3s. Utah came to play and the nets did not

JavaleMcGee123
Our defense is so fucking terrible omg

pinkkai
I can’t stand seeing bigs abuse us every game

yop-le-garcon
Quin Snyder looks like Casey Neistat

MiracleBeliever
If we cut the lead down to 10 or single digits we can pull out the win

NJ_nets15
here we goooooo

NJ_nets15
and there it goes


FROGATELLI
Holy shit if that went down for Rubio I would have shit a baby
Now plz plz plz put dlo in to start the 4th

NetsNation
10 points.. For the love of God Kenny, Russell time.

JavaleMcGee123
Kenny you dipshit please put DLo in sooner than later, thank you.

326695RS[S]
Put DLo in!!

huey88
It’s Kenny..he’s not coming back in..horrible coaching man

jetopia
Keep attacking Mitchell, he has four fouls and is killing us

Expulsure
Booker pls you aren’t an offensive player

326695RS[S]
Is Kenny for real? Now is the perfect time to go on a run. Put DLo in!

NetsNation
love how kenny creates huge holes and then limits dlos minutes to make something happen just to challenge him L

HevyWeather
Whatever. End of the road trip, now they’re going back home.

huey88
To lose some more, great.

LemonTreeeee
Lol I hope these fucking pieces of shit in Utah miss the playoffs

NJ_nets15
Joe Ingles looks like the successful banker 35 year old that balls at the Y every week day at noon

Utah Jazz vs. Miami Heat: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 11, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Miami Heat Reddit.

God FatherTito_Our_Saviour
I have an irrational hate for Gobert and really want this W

GoranBSantos57
It’s not irrational, he’s a whiny bitch

God FatherTito_Our_Saviour
True. Fuck Gobert

FSUMellothewise
Ricky Rubio is their main offensive weapon
Ricky fucking Rubio
We cannot waste this game

Boshvenezuelanballers
I hope Hassan gets a triple-double in front of Gobert. WITH BLOCKS!

cookeemonster27
Let’s show the NBA who’s the better center, Hassan power!!!

imtheonlyonehere
Whiteside gonna dick down “DPOY” Gobert

Dion “Unlocked Potential” WaitersSlimshady305
I hope Hassan shuts Gobert the fuck up.

Coach PatHall_of_the_slain
lets kick that ass … #fuckyouGolbert

Slimshady305
Donovan Mitchell looking good man …

imtheonlyonehere
I cant remember a single Jazz game and they def dont seem threatening but I straight up dont like them for Gobert.

Slimshady305
Fucking slow ass Ingles with two steals smh


imtheonlyonehere
Whiteside seems so timid and out of it so far tonight.

DopeMan93
Pure fuckery, delete this shit

jbenson255
Against a good defensive team like this whiteside can’t be setting these lazy ass screens. Come on big fella

diethedrewsef
Man. Why does it feel like we’re an easy team to match up with?

Slimshady305
Ingles with a nice flop. Fuck off dude.

Mellothewise
Can Waiters only pass if he is airborne
Jesus

King Jamesstupidsexyrumham
We sleeping right now jesus christ.

Number333
Damn the Jazz defense ain’t no joke.

WinslowDaBootyWarrior2
Why the fuck is Olynyk guarding Gobert ? Spo needs to stop that shit dude is PF .

Number333
HOLY SHIT EKPE UDOH IS ON THE JAZZ?

Dion “Unlocked Potential” WaitersSlimshady305
Hood ain’t no scrub. He’s a good player.

Straya cuntWarkillercR
He is indeed I like him a lot

Slimshady305
Damn Gobert’s hook looked ugly af

EveryDayRay
Mitchells a baller man


Slimshady305
Fuck. 8-0 run just like that.

jbenson255
Man i really don’t enjoy these whiteisde post ups , doesn’t seem like he has the game for it

Miami ViceH00liGangGang
I swear Whitesides awareness is 0.

HeatSpaceGhostxSNRS
Jazz got some shooters, damn

Slimshady305
Ohhh fuck off. Mitchell gonna turn into fucking Curry now?

Dion “Unlocked Potential” WaitersSlimshady305
13-0 run.

til I diethedrewsef
Jazz are unstoppable Jesus.

jbenson255
Fuck man , fuck , fuck , fuck

Number333
I was promised the Jazz sucked on offense. Not that they’d make every 3.

UDimdinni
16-2 run lord almighty.

WhitesideBossKingGodd
Are we bout to get blown out by fucking Utah?

SpaceGhostxSNRS
We need a All-Star player badly, ASAP

TrainEdditb
Our offense sucks donkey dick we can’t win a playoff series with this

stupidsexyrumham
Rubio has great hair.

treyd716
Who’s ready for the 3rd quarter?!


WildcatFan123
Lmao nice shot Godouche

imtheonlyonehere
Favors is chanelling a turd quarter himself!

Number333
LOOOOL FAVORS OUT HERE LIKE OUR MVP

JediGrandeur
Hassan daddy dicking Gobert. He’s pretty much shitted on Rudy every time yet some people will claim gobert is better

FSUMellothewise
I️ don’t want to believe that Waiters is streaky
I️ don’t want to believe that Waiters is streaky
But fuck dude

Mailboxjackson23
Wow everytime Gobert tries anything on Whiteside he just gets shut down immediately

imtheonlyonehere
Joe Ingles flopping his dick off…..

dondakeee
Wtf you ugly fuck Ingles stop fucking flopping


Slimshady305
Ohh noooo … Gobert is down ….

Number333
Oh no now Jazz fans are gonna call Waiters the dirtiest player on the planet.

ThreeZeroFive
Hope Gobert is okay. I mean his thunderbolt haircut makes me want to gauge my eyes out but you never want to see a guy get hurt

Mellothewise
Fuck please don’t be hurt Gobert
It sucks when anybody gets hurt
But now the game won’t be the same =/

DopeMan93
I really want to like Jeffrey the Giraffe but Jazz fans make it so hard sometimes.

MutantFlamingo
Sucks to see Gobert hurt. Now we can’t see him get dominated by Whiteside.

WildcatFan123
How’s that turd taste Jazz? Shitty huh?

SeikalyRony_Seikaly
Utah is cursed but I can’t say I feel bad for them

Heatdenlib91
Man the refs are fucking us now

Mellothewise
Lmao
Refs “balancing” the game out I️ guess? Sure why not

WildcatFan123
There’s those refs i know and love <3

Rony_Seikaly
Holy shit they only scored 7 fucking points and the games still super close. Ffs


zonaut
ENTER THE DRAGON

VauntedSapient
Goran deserves every cent we’re paying him.

Boshimtheonlyonehere
Dont say it often but I fucking love our Slovenian dragon.

denlib91
Man the Jazz flop so much wtf

PatAdmitPaigeIsHot
All these bail outs just cause the Jazz fall to the ground every fucking play. Fucking floppers.

cuntWarkillercR
Refs are destroying us

Slimshady305
Hassan is much better built than Gobert lol. He’s fucking massive.

PatAdmitPaigeIsHot
Fuck these refs. Jazz should have 55 points right now.

zonaut
Utah people don’t know how to dance

uprightmanshark
so many sexy mormons


SpaceGhostxSNRS
Ffs Dion, pass the damn ball

DopeMan93
Pass the fucking ball bruh. It’s 4 on 2 nigga you not Jordan.

DaBootyWarrior2
Can Dion stop ballhogging

Rony_Seikaly
Gobert is soft as fuck. I thought this dude was supposed to be better than white side?

SpaceGhostxSNRS
We need a fucking superstar, we can’t make no fucking shots. Damn

DopeMan93
This offense is so trash.

BossKingGodd
Refs gonna fuck us like they usually do.

stilltippin444
Dragic sucking major dick tonight

jbenson255
Dragic is so unclutch fuck i love the guy but in the fourth


GhostifiedMark
Waiters … goddamn

Rony_Seikaly
Fuck you utah lol

DopeMan93 5 points
Jazz fans ain’t shit. Niggas been silent all night long and just started showing some life only for Dion to fuck it out of them.

Rony_Seikaly
WAITERS IS JORDAN CONFIRMED

AdmitPaigeIsHot
AND FUCK YOU RUDY GOBERT

Coach PatAdmitPaigeIsHot
FUCK YOU RUDY GOBERT

jbenson255
Dion FUCKING WAITERS

djpain20
what a fucking god

RIPHARAMBE123
Dion in the clutch>LeBron James and MJ combined

Utah Jazz vs. Philadelphia 76ers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 8, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Liberty Ballers.

Not feeling great about tonight. Hope I’m worng.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:11 PM

Me neither
It’s weird rooting for wins

Posted by HiHowAreYou on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:12 PM

Let Rubio shoot all day
Posted by gramercy riffs on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:15 PM

Holmes >>> Golbert
Posted by SJexpatriate on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:16 PM

god rubios jumper is bad
Posted by pasports31 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:17 PM

Lol @ Gobert’s free throw form
Posted by persogio on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:26 PM

He really looks goofy. He’s so huge it looks wrong.
Posted by Wideawake60 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:28 PM

Well
we’re playing way better than i thought we would so far

Posted by pasports31 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:28 PM

Shocked by this start. Hope we don’t run out of steam.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:28 PM

I’m not really impressed with Utah. I see nothing we can’t handle. Our overall athleticism is bothering them and we don’t have to worry about transition defense, our weakness.
Posted by gramercy riffs on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:31 PM

when was the last time we won in this building???
Posted by Topspin Dude on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:33 PM

Rubio looks like that scummy european guy who tries to hit on your girl at a bar
Posted by Scalper3 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:37 PM


I think Okafor gets bought out tonight
What a hot mess. Thanks for Ben Simmons though.

Posted by Dr. Steve on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:37 PM

Fuck you Okafor
Posted by Dr. Steve on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:38 PM

I actually feel sad for Jah. He looks virtually unplayable.
Posted by gramercy riffs on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:39 PM

Okafor, are you trying to get cut from the NBA by halftime?
Posted by gramercy riffs on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:40 PM

Jahlil put in the worst four minutes I’ve ever seen
That was incredible. A truly transcendent display of ineptitude.

Posted by cwel87 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:42 PM

we did have Shawn Bradley at one time
Posted by sf drift king on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:59 PM

Okafor’s line in the 1st quarter:
0-2, zero points, 0 boards, 1 assist, 0 steals, 0 blocks, 1 turnover, and 3 fouls in 3 minutes. He is the only sixer with a negative plus/minus.

Posted by pasports31 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:42 PM

He also got blocked by a guy 8 inches shorter than him with his ELITE post game.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:43 PM

Okafor was incredible
I have never seen anything like it

Posted by Salviati Galilei on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:45 PM


jesus guys get a board, jazz are gonna hit a shot eventually
Posted by pasports31 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:50 PM

gobert walks on every fucking play
Posted by Scalper3 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:52 PM

every play
Posted by TJDubbs on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:54 PM

Utah is a staggeringly beautiful place……. but the populace is, uhhhh, monochromatic?
Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:56 PM

Bullshit beer laws too. 3.2% alcohol, a fucking joke.
They need to separate the Mormon Church from the state out there

Posted by persogio on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:58 PM

these mormons cant dance for shit, kids to cheerleaders
Posted by Gentlemen’s Sweep on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:56 PM

Here’s where this game slips into a double digit loss.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:58 PM

ahmir johnson is fucking trash
Posted by Buckeye998197 on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:58 PM

Sixers suddenly look like smelly ass
I want more Holmes yo

Posted by persogio on Nov 7, 2017 | 9:59 PM


Why has our lead shrunk
Posted by Dr. Steve on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:02 PM

This is getting fucking ridiculous
So many whistles

Posted by bpk228480 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:04 PM

Fucking epic hatchet job by the officials tonight.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:04 PM

whole team frustrated by how big the jazz are. just hanging on them now on rebounds
probably also frustrating knowing what they could be doing to them with Joel playing

Posted by TJDubbs on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:05 PM

almost 5 minutes without a make
Posted by bpk228480 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:06 PM

This thing is over.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:06 PM

What’s going on with the officials this year!!!!1!!!!?
Posted by tree branch on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

FUCKInG CALL A FOUL
Posted by terd ferguson’s hat on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

Holy shit these fouls are fucking infuriating
Posted by HiHowAreYou on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

fuck these officials, but sixers got to make shots
Posted by PhilthyPhan on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:07 PM

did Embiid have sex with every ref’s wife or sister? this is insane, sixers get no calls
Posted by Gentlemen’s Sweep on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:08 PM


For as terrible of a quarter that was, they still have the lead
Posted by brettswiz on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:09 PM

Fuck you, Donovan Mitchell.
Posted by Wideawake60 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:10 PM

i’m going to go to a sixers game and get arrested for assaulting an official.
unacceptable awful bullshit.

Posted by terd ferguson’s hat on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:31 PM

Dude what exactly constitutes a foul under the basket for the Jazz that the refs are calling any physical contact on the Jazz by the Sixers but the Sixers couldn’t buy a foul underneath?
Posted by Lahoe819 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:31 PM

Maybe one of our good guys needs to be on the ground looking like Kevin Ware for the refs to actually call a foul on Utah.
Posted by Lahoe819 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:35 PM

Matt Harpring
is calling Jazz games

Posted by sf drift king on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:35 PM

mute it. cant believe Utah fans like him
Posted by Gentlemen’s Sweep on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:38 PM

general observation
i believe there are more minorities on the court than in the entire stands

Posted by Scalper3 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:38 PM

I spotted two Black dudes during the last commercial break…… good drinking game?
Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:45 PM


damn Rudy is a grown ass man
Posted by sf drift king on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:46 PM

He’s not a small human being.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:49 PM

most heavily clothed dancers in league
Posted by Gentlemen’s Sweep on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:48 PM

gotta love those Mormons
Posted by jeppsforst on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:50 PM

I guess they couldn’t hire one black dancer in utah….lol
Posted by zilents44 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:50 PM

Any sneakerhead types out there…….
Notice that #22 for Utah (Sefolosha) appears to be wearing Air Max 90s?

Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:52 PM

confirmed on the internets…..
Along with a few pictures of his ankles predictably rolling over

Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:59 PM


Lotta shade being sent at the Mormon community, y’all know how they got to Utah right? They basically had to go there because they we’re being hunted.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:52 PM

No shade whatsoever….. I love Mormons
They’re a little corny, a little whitebread and some of the political consequences are a bit weird……. but every one I’ve ever worked or studied with has been a good dude / dudette

Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:55 PM

Yeah, I know a few. They’re really nice.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:57 PM

One of my better friends in school is Mormon…..
He managed to be really funny without resorting to vulgarity or sarcasm……. which is pretty tough

Posted by bizurk32 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:02 PM

me too….the few Mormons I have known were like really really honest and impressive.
Posted by Topspin Dude on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:01 PM

I’m all for the Mormons living comfortably in Utah. 100%
I just don’t think alcohol laws statewide (or any other laws for that matter) should be directly influenced by a Church cuz that’s, like, literally unconstitutional.

Posted by persogio on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:00 PM


I’m pretty sure the entire roster is going to foul out tonight.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 10:57 PM

glass half full all these fouls, should be rested
Posted by Gentlemen’s Sweep on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:02 PM

if we could make our free throws this game would be in the books.
Posted by Topspin Dude on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:05 PM

WOW THEY FINALLY CALL THE FOUL ON GOBERT REBOUNDING. MY CAPS LOCK RAGE IS EVIDENCE OF MY SHOCK.
Posted by Lahoe819 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:08 PM

Gobert with elbows and moving screens all day
Posted by bpk228480 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:11 PM

This thing is ugly.
Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:13 PM

jazz shooting 29%. woof
Posted by brettswiz on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:14 PM

it’s almost like the refs are betting on the game and are calling the game to make a certain score happen, weird right?
oh no, we already know they do this.

Posted by terd ferguson’s hat on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:14 PM

Dance squad in sweatshirts jamming to Owl City.
That’s pretty fucking white.

Posted by Broken Ankles on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:16 PM

All jazz do is run pnr and go get rebounds, they are so boring
Posted by zilents44 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:17 PM


thank good Mitchell is shooting the Jazz out of this game
Posted by Scalper3 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:18 PM

Why the hell does Tj think he can get a weak reverse layup with Gobert near the rim?
Posted by fastbreak2 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:19 PM

Watching these refs makes me lose faith in basketball
Posted by Dr. Steve on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:25 PM

fuck joe ingles on that play.
Posted by terd ferguson’s hat on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:23 PM

man can’t let ingles all alone like that. seriously he’s the only guy on the floor right now who you really HAVE to pay attention to from outside the way this game has been tonight
Posted by pasports31 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:25 PM

Jesus, all the Jazz need to do is flail there arms up in the air and they get a foul call. This is some terrible ass officiating. Sixers take note. Flail like a bum and you’ll get a call if there’s a human within shouting distance of you.
Posted by Lahoe819 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:26 PM

thank the mormon gawd
they can’t hit shit tonight

Posted by sf drift king on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:27 PM

Wow the jazz pay no mind to Rudy on offense. Joel’s out, how do they not look to him in the paint the whole damn game?
Posted by saveourbluths on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:28 PM

Sixers game MVP: Donovan Mitchell
Posted by Scalper3 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:29 PM

Donovan Mitchell was complete shit tonight. In Levin’s face.
Posted by saveourbluths on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:30 PM


No matter how bad we played we couldn’t lose.
Posted by Stinktastic Stinkfest on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:31 PM

A win…
in Utah…
Sans Embiid…
The Sixers are just toooooo good!

Posted by Carson Wentz Is My Best Friend on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:34 PM

wire to wire, too.
Granted the Jazz shot like a bunch of drunk T-Rexes tonight but nevertheless

Posted by persogio on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:35 PM

I HATE GOBERT…..this is soooo sweet baby!
Posted by Topspin Dude on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:34 PM

Robert calling for an and-1 when he’s been fouling everyone all game. Pushes in the back on rebounds, pushing Holmes out of bounds when Holmes got the offensive board a few minutes ago, bowling over Ben at the end of the half. Shut the fuck up Frenchie. I actually dislike him after this game, cheap borderline dirty player.
Posted by Lahoe819 on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:38 PM

Finally beat the stinking JAZZ !
Posted by Topspin Dude on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:38 PM

Donavan Mitchell
we thank you for this win. 3 for 21 damn

Posted by sf drift king on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:38 PM

It’s time to Fear the Process. We are going to the finals.
Posted by gramercy riffs on Nov 7, 2017 | 11:38 PM

Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 6, 2017
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Does Quin Snyder always look like he’s on crack?
Posted by DmoHtx on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:14 PM

Yes. Always.
But lately I’ve been thinking he looks a lot less sweaty and coked up. I think that this might just be how he looks.

Posted by Xiane on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:18 PM

It’s awesome how LP freezes for game action
but makes sure I see ALL the non game action.
NVM it froze for that too

Posted by Xiane on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:26 PM

Joel Ingles is a really nice find for Utah
I cant believe Doc cut him for Austin

Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:30 PM

Mitchell doing his best Rodney Hood impression
Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:34 PM

Oh my goodness
Harden is burning hot

Posted by Michael 2k on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:38 PM

My lord, Harden.
Posted by KLP713 on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:39 PM

Unconscious
Posted by iCheerio on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:39 PM

22 points on a very humble,
100% shooting. Not bad.

Posted by Golden Sequoia on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:40 PM


I did not know Epke Udoh is still in the league
good for him

Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:45 PM

Cavs lost again?
let’s get LeBron during the trade deadline

Posted by iCheerio on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:49 PM

so are the refs going to even try and hide the fact they are Jazz fans?
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:51 PM

Nah
Posted by Xiane on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:53 PM

29 points on 10-10 shooting (5-5 from 3) in 15 minutes. Disgusting.
Posted by KLP713 on Nov 5, 2017 | 6:58 PM

9-4 run to start the quarter by the Jazz
I expect our shooting to come down, I just hope theirs do too

Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:25 PM

Mitchell just plain blowing by Ariza
Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:39 PM

Harden could have 50 in 3 quarters
Posted by Michael 2k on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:39 PM


omg, this is only the 3rd quarter
Posted by NVP on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:43 PM

Donovan Mitchell reminds me of
Harden in his OKC days. The game looks easy for him and he is going to be a problem once he gets into a 6th man role. He is really good

Posted by KrisD on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:46 PM

50 IN 3 QUARTERS!!
Posted by Michael 2k on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:46 PM

And in no way shape or form
is this a bad Jazz team.

Posted by NorEastern on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:47 PM

Putting on a clinic
Got damn

Posted by OhioAstrosFan on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:48 PM

Lol we scored 48 points that quarter
Posted by Michael 2k on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:51 PM

I know rest and all but…….
I say go for the kobe’s 81 points. It’s against the jazz so it’s extra nice. come on let’s give harden every shot. screen, screen, to get him open.

Posted by Patman987 on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:51 PM


And the entire Rockets nation
would be devastated if Harden seriously turns an ankle during the final minutes of this blowout.

Posted by NorEastern on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:55 PM

That is my worst nightmare.
Posted by KLP713 on Nov 5, 2017 | 7:56 PM

If Harden somehow pulls a Hayward right now …
Posted by NorEastern on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:01 PM

Ay, c’mon, man.
None of this. Please.

Posted by Golden Sequoia on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:01 PM

Stfu
Posted by DmoHtx on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:02 PM

Let’s not say that.
Posted by KLP713 on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:02 PM

Why? There is a non-zero probability of that event occurring.
Posted by NorEastern on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:04 PM

because people are superstitious and it’s really obnoxious when you talk about stuff like that
Posted by Bleyd on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:06 PM

Apologies. I am a scientist and view life through the lens of probable outcomes.
Posted by NorEastern on Nov 5, 2017 | 8:09 PM

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