Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Canis Hoopus.

uncle rico
Congrats to Rudy. 36 inch baby incoming.

NBW
I don’t like this at all.

NBW
Nope I am not amused at all.

NBW
Please stop someone,

NBW
Fucking brutal.

NBW
We’re done. The offense is putrid. I guess leading the West just isn’t important.

Sesquiculus
Wolves can’t buy a 3

NBW
Make a fucking three my dudes!

uncle rico
Hit a fucking three. Jesus.

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dlhouse
OH MY GOD

NBW
Holy shit. Dunk of the year.

jjstraka
He probably broke his damn finger. Shit is just collapsing.

Mnem
Shiiiiiiit.

FoxDeltaTango
Well this sucks

Seabiscuit
That’s dunk of the year. Fuck!!!! Like, fucking FUCK!

dlhouse
Nice of the crew to be concerned, but John Collins is not ok. The wake will be tomorrow morning.

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Langcow
Wow that blonde lady in the front row has some crazy hair

jjstraka
Horrifically crazy hair. Looks like someone from a Trump parade in The Villages.

uncle rico
Utah fans whiter than their snow.

Asleep at the Keyboard
But much more multi-cultural than Idaho and Wyoming.

Langcow
Does Markkanen have naturally curly hair or does he perm it?

NBW
Let’s pull this out like a Catholic kid at summer camp!

uncle rico
Jazz crew is pretty good. Giving Ant some love.

jjstraka
LOL, Austin Reeves got murdered on a dunk tonight possibly worse than John Collins did.

Langcow
What can be worse than being decapitated?

uncle rico
Castrated?

Ivan Lokiski
Great win! Love it!

NBW
Wrap Ant in towels hang an IV and wheel him to the plane.

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Minnesota Timberwolves.

Sesquiculus
The Wolves have no rim protection without Rudy. The Jazz are shooting at will in the restricted area.

Watzp0ppin
Really shit timing to not have Rudy. They’re feasting in the paint

Dull_Ad_8627
I miss Rudy

ntink23
Holy fuck what are we doing

darthxader
Man this is fugly

Formal_Junket_1585
We suck

jchunk13
Complete and utter ass meat

Philelverumfan69
This team being good is too stressful

darthxader
If Rudy isn’t back tomorrow we’re screwed

Alarmed-Expression76
37 points in the first to the jazz, pretty pathetic

mnsportsfan
If liquor wasn’t a ticket to prison in Utah I’d say these guys look drunk

MegatronFozzy
Could be a worse score w/ the Wolves 7 TO’s, but the Utah Jazz just suck.

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Novel-Detail-743
I love when Kyle complains at his teammates cuz he can’t guard someone

FrickParty
Here come the Wolves!

MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer
HERE COME THE WOLVES!

MegatronFozzy
Bruh, Walker Kessler sucks offensively

FrickParty
We fleeced the Jazz

Across19
I fucking love this team

TheAbilityToDo
I’m looking at the Jazz, and every player just looks like food?

Quackmotard
Ngl those jazz jerseys clean af

Novel-Detail-743
Get Garza off the floor man

Booty_Stank__
Get Luka off the fucking floor, he sucks

Dull_Ad_8627
GET KYLE OUT MY GOD

Cameron-0-
why we playing ant with this dogshit lineup

Booty_Stank__
We look lost defensively. Just lucky the yazz shoot themself in the foot every other possession.

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A_Watchful_Eye2
This Utah Jazz guy doing the halftime games of bowling is about as cringe as you can get.

jchunk13
Dude had one Ashton Kutcher joke that wasn’t funny the first or fifth time he used it

Booty_Stank__
Bring back the dancing elderly ladies damnit!

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ProfitNo1844
It would be so funny if the Nuggets skipped a trip to the White House to prepare for a Timberwolves team without Naz, Rudy, or KAT

shrekapotomusrex
this rim fucking hates us dude

MinnesotaHockey6
We can’t make anything lol

DrWolves
how many threes are we gonna BRICK MY GOD

Morezingis
Investigate this rim

Dull_Ad_8627
ANT OMFG

irishace88
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

organized_meat
Oh my god!!!!!

PoolSideBeverage
Son of a bitch!!!

WeinerRogers
God damn!

CandiedApples84
HOLY FUCK

whitetrumoo
ANT FUCKING KILLED HIM GOOD LORD

migzeh
We just witnessed a Murder suicide live on tv

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starfruit213
Did he just break his finger?

train345643
Ant just broke his hand

Misjjon
Ant just broke his hand

Keliix
Ants finger is fucked

NoFlimFlamtheZimZam
He either broke or dislocated his finger. Fuck

Nxc06
This is a cursed game

YoungArsenal
Fuck. Now Ant!!?? MN is cursed

luther__manhole
We have no players left.

curiousSalamander17
FML

BudLife19
He’s back!

Eastview10
HE IS RISEN

PointGodAsh
HE LIVES

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BounceBros21
So did he break his finger?

sayqueensbridge
I’ll never forgive Ant for not allowing me to fully enjoy that dunk because I immediately thought he broke his hand on the rim and the season was done

jonn_jonzz
I think if you are John Collins, you have to move to another country and change your name.

MG_MN
Kessler not doing anything while matched up against Slomo or Garza isn’t exactly encouraging if you are the Jazz

Thimit22
I can’t stop watching that dunk, I’m legit not even watching the game

iceyH0ts0up
Has anyone checked in with the Collins family for where to send flowers yet?

MG_MN
THT rocking the Lebron hairline

Quality-Think1219
THT just out of control there.

Hammerhead34
THT is out of control man

Dull_Ad_8627
THT is bulldozing with no plan at all and is getting rewarded unreal

ayAreW
Is THT wearing a fat suit?

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Dull_Ad_8627
Hope Key is okay

shrekapotomusrex
man everybody is getting injured today, actually a cursed game

Broke_Boi
Bad game to be a finger

NazReidRules
Everybody fingerbanging

Formal_Junket_1585
How can we get Lauri in a wolves uniform next year?

jonn_jonzz
Refs are being poop heads

Hammerhead34
These are the whistles I expected after the Gobert comments. There is not a thinner skinned group of people then those geriatric fuck-wit refs

Watzp0ppin
Kriss Dunn finally figured out how to lead the Wolves to victory

ty5486
I’m egging on Kris Dunn 3s like a Utah jazz cheerleader. KEEP GOING!!

Calinks
Thank God Chris Dunn is doing what we secretly paid him to do in 2016 when we drafted him and sabotage this game 8 years later.

HendogHendog
Big win crazy ass game

Primary_Gear_8293
Damn dude, what a fucking joy it is to watch Ant. Unbelievable.