Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Atxtxn
Guaranteed W tonight

Xiane
Please wake up Rockets.

Atxtxn
I am never guaranteeing a W again, dammit.

Lovinghope123
terrible game… they need to move on from these useless veterans

triathing
The Rockets need a new metric called the DGAF.

Xiane
They buried the needle tonight.

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

RealPitstop
FT🎷🎷🎷

Briand2714
FTJ

ROTOH
NEVER FUKKKING FORGET FUKK THE JAZZ

yooston
I know it’s FTJ, but their uniforms are sleek. They should switch to those colors full time

PapaLRodz
Jazz really scraping the bottom of the barrel w that lineup.

Briand2714
Who are these ppl on the jazz lol

inshamblesx
Jazz gotta be shamelessly tanking if Johnny fuckin Juzang is starting lol

SubstantialCategory6
Srsly, who are these guys ??

inshamblesx
lebron was right when he said no one gives af about utah lol

Prize_Difficulty_22
we finna win by 20 the jazz always sell

SubstantialCategory6
Ainge will sub in the ballboys at halftime if they’re up by 10.

NoneMoreBLK
I’m glad someone picked up Kenny Lofton Jr. His post game is too nice for someone to not take advantage of it.

inshamblesx
nah snack randolph needs to be freed from utah

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SubstantialCategory6
Don’t want to body shame anyone but some of these Jazz guys don’t look like pro athletes…

ROTOH
Feel like we kinda playin against the obeser jazz team

SubstantialCategory6
They look like they just rounded up some guys from the food court

Josh713713
Not able to watch the game right now, how are we doing?

kewe316
Not great. Bunch of fat ass Jazz scrubs I’ve never heard of are keeping it close.

ROTOH
We are fikking selling wtf

ROTOH
MAN WTFFF FOOD COURT JAZZ ARE OWNING WTF IS THIS SHIT

A_Rolling_Baneling
God damn this dude is fat

wgel1000
Who has ever been in worse shape?
Harden, Zion or this #34?

PlaysAreLife
Lofton Jr. looks like he eats two big mac meals for lunch everyday. Honestly insane conditioning for a dude that looks like he doesn’t eat vegetables.

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inshamblesx
getting our chain snatched by ymca hoopers im fuckin sick 💔✌️

Th3_Paradox
We not finna let this beached whale Lofton Jr punk us bruh cmon

Arsyn786
How are we doing this bad against the poverty jazz bruh

nonetimeaccount
THE HELL, MAN

A_Rolling_Baneling
dog I have never heard of any of these dudes on Utah except the fat guy, embarrassing that we’re tied rn

NoneMoreBLK
Can’t believe the Grizzlies left Lofton walk.

SsilverD
how tf did lofton get waived in the first place

ewe316
They ran out of BBQ in all of Memphis when he was there. It had to be done. 🤣

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ad_Fudge_8011
This is uglyyy

nonetimeaccount
FUCKING PATHETIC

DSice16
This team is legit retarded lmao

abetternamethanthat
Dillon isn’t him

Acceptable_Ganache51
How the fuck is losing to this team even possible???

kewe316
Me before the game: “40 wins here we come!”
Me now: “How TF did this team win 39 games this year?”