Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit.

AngsMcgyvr
wait this game doesn’t matter?
get everyone out of there. fuck them ticketholders

ubersquid97
Lots of thicc boys on the court right now with Kenny Lofton, THT, Tucker and Harden

blueberry_portal
Lofton looks like he lost a lot of weight. Good for him

Cute_Leonard
Kenny is pretty good

fatboybigboy
Lofton playing like prime barkley rn

LLUrDadsFave
Big Boy got ballerino feets.

Reasonable_Bed7858
Is Lofton the only Jazz player? Lmao

Tasha_High
Is Snack Randolph destroying our third stringers?

MrGeneric1900
Lofton 50 pt game incoming

DCoop53
I remember once I traveled to Mongolia and met a Jazz fan. He told me “Don’t sleep on yurt 7”.

herbalite
bro im fucking dying

OneBurnerStove
Lofton is such a unique player, deserves more minutes in another team

appy-Cauliflower-22
Lofton has a lot of talent. Remember watching him dominate in summer league

]Sif_
We suck

jayeljefe
Who tf is we

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Atxtxn
Guaranteed W tonight

Xiane
Please wake up Rockets.

Atxtxn
I am never guaranteeing a W again, dammit.

Lovinghope123
terrible game… they need to move on from these useless veterans

triathing
The Rockets need a new metric called the DGAF.

Xiane
They buried the needle tonight.

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

RealPitstop
FT🎷🎷🎷

Briand2714
FTJ

ROTOH
NEVER FUKKKING FORGET FUKK THE JAZZ

yooston
I know it’s FTJ, but their uniforms are sleek. They should switch to those colors full time

PapaLRodz
Jazz really scraping the bottom of the barrel w that lineup.

Briand2714
Who are these ppl on the jazz lol

inshamblesx
Jazz gotta be shamelessly tanking if Johnny fuckin Juzang is starting lol

SubstantialCategory6
Srsly, who are these guys ??

inshamblesx
lebron was right when he said no one gives af about utah lol

Prize_Difficulty_22
we finna win by 20 the jazz always sell

SubstantialCategory6
Ainge will sub in the ballboys at halftime if they’re up by 10.

NoneMoreBLK
I’m glad someone picked up Kenny Lofton Jr. His post game is too nice for someone to not take advantage of it.

inshamblesx
nah snack randolph needs to be freed from utah

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SubstantialCategory6
Don’t want to body shame anyone but some of these Jazz guys don’t look like pro athletes…

ROTOH
Feel like we kinda playin against the obeser jazz team

SubstantialCategory6
They look like they just rounded up some guys from the food court

Josh713713
Not able to watch the game right now, how are we doing?

kewe316
Not great. Bunch of fat ass Jazz scrubs I’ve never heard of are keeping it close.

ROTOH
We are fikking selling wtf

ROTOH
MAN WTFFF FOOD COURT JAZZ ARE OWNING WTF IS THIS SHIT

A_Rolling_Baneling
God damn this dude is fat

wgel1000
Who has ever been in worse shape?
Harden, Zion or this #34?

PlaysAreLife
Lofton Jr. looks like he eats two big mac meals for lunch everyday. Honestly insane conditioning for a dude that looks like he doesn’t eat vegetables.

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inshamblesx
getting our chain snatched by ymca hoopers im fuckin sick 💔✌️

Th3_Paradox
We not finna let this beached whale Lofton Jr punk us bruh cmon

Arsyn786
How are we doing this bad against the poverty jazz bruh

nonetimeaccount
THE HELL, MAN

A_Rolling_Baneling
dog I have never heard of any of these dudes on Utah except the fat guy, embarrassing that we’re tied rn

NoneMoreBLK
Can’t believe the Grizzlies left Lofton walk.

SsilverD
how tf did lofton get waived in the first place

ewe316
They ran out of BBQ in all of Memphis when he was there. It had to be done. 🤣

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ad_Fudge_8011
This is uglyyy

nonetimeaccount
FUCKING PATHETIC

DSice16
This team is legit retarded lmao

abetternamethanthat
Dillon isn’t him

Acceptable_Ganache51
How the fuck is losing to this team even possible???

kewe316
Me before the game: “40 wins here we come!”
Me now: “How TF did this team win 39 games this year?”

Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

TheJewBakka
Jazz need to be in New Orleans. Rename Utah to the Brine Flies or some shit

ifitsootsyou
Why does Collin Sexton become prime MJ when he plays us

revisioncloud
Wtf I love Gordon Hayward now??

TheJewBakka
Is Hayward a unircorn? No. He is our giraffe. 🦒

Specialist_Current98
Haywards 3 shot is so aesthetic

revisioncloud
Hayward is so aesthetic 😍

Next-Firefighter-753
Just got out of Thai prison… is Johnny Juzang the next Steph Curry?

Illustrious_South135
Next Jimmer Fredette

sportsfanatic09
Omfg. The jazz just hanging around. We should be beating this team badly.

Kevinlasagna207
Who TF is Johnny Juzang and why is he torching us

LoxDnw
Juzang is the random scrub to go off on us tonight.

Iamkonkerz
We really gonna lose to the Juzang Jazz??

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Krsilque
ok we suck

XenoverseG
We can’t score against the fucking Jazz huh

KingCakeBabyOKC
This is why I was obsessed with Hendricks in the predraft. He’d literally be the perfect four for us.

TheJewBakka
This utah team team feels kinda evil

rumbleokc
how are we this ass after 3 days rest against the JAZZ?

LoxDnw
This is embarrassing. Jazz literally sitting half their team because they are trying to lose.

Next-Firefighter-753
Johnny Juzang about to be in my nightmares tonight if we lose

AO_from_DP
Is this Hendricks guy really that good, or he just play vs Thunder

BBallHunter
Frustrating. Like who is Juzang and Hendricks… just bad so far.

KingCakeBabyOKC
I’m so jealous of Hendricks, man.

T0TAL_N00B_
Fuck I wanna rip my eyes out

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augustosarmento
I can’t stand Horton Tucker playing like Steph Curry against us

pizzalovertyler3
This is not a serious team

LoxDnw
Thank god Thunder doesn’t have to play the Salt Lake City Stars in the postseason.

pizzalovertyler3
lol Collin sexton carving us up

Zeeron1
Sexton is such a dog. Literally a mini Russ

OKC2023champs
Fun guy to watch

Zeeron1
Am I crazy or is Sexton the best 6th man in the league?

pizzalovertyler3
Incredible sexton is killing us this much.

ImGonaCrumb
These refs are on some bullshit tonight lol

IDespiseFatties
Refs are doing everything they can to sink us. Fuck them and fuck Adam Silver for allowing it.

ItinerantDrifter
The Jazz announcer is making fun of Chef’s weight while he massacres them… pure copium.

ryanfaulkner8
Man, so blessed we got such a special talent in Chet

Illustrious_South135
Remember we were ass an hour ago

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Canis Hoopus.

uncle rico
Congrats to Rudy. 36 inch baby incoming.

NBW
I don’t like this at all.

NBW
Nope I am not amused at all.

NBW
Please stop someone,

NBW
Fucking brutal.

NBW
We’re done. The offense is putrid. I guess leading the West just isn’t important.

Sesquiculus
Wolves can’t buy a 3

NBW
Make a fucking three my dudes!

uncle rico
Hit a fucking three. Jesus.

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dlhouse
OH MY GOD

NBW
Holy shit. Dunk of the year.

jjstraka
He probably broke his damn finger. Shit is just collapsing.

Mnem
Shiiiiiiit.

FoxDeltaTango
Well this sucks

Seabiscuit
That’s dunk of the year. Fuck!!!! Like, fucking FUCK!

dlhouse
Nice of the crew to be concerned, but John Collins is not ok. The wake will be tomorrow morning.

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Langcow
Wow that blonde lady in the front row has some crazy hair

jjstraka
Horrifically crazy hair. Looks like someone from a Trump parade in The Villages.

uncle rico
Utah fans whiter than their snow.

Asleep at the Keyboard
But much more multi-cultural than Idaho and Wyoming.

Langcow
Does Markkanen have naturally curly hair or does he perm it?

NBW
Let’s pull this out like a Catholic kid at summer camp!

uncle rico
Jazz crew is pretty good. Giving Ant some love.

jjstraka
LOL, Austin Reeves got murdered on a dunk tonight possibly worse than John Collins did.

Langcow
What can be worse than being decapitated?

uncle rico
Castrated?

Ivan Lokiski
Great win! Love it!

NBW
Wrap Ant in towels hang an IV and wheel him to the plane.

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Minnesota Timberwolves.

Sesquiculus
The Wolves have no rim protection without Rudy. The Jazz are shooting at will in the restricted area.

Watzp0ppin
Really shit timing to not have Rudy. They’re feasting in the paint

Dull_Ad_8627
I miss Rudy

ntink23
Holy fuck what are we doing

darthxader
Man this is fugly

Formal_Junket_1585
We suck

jchunk13
Complete and utter ass meat

Philelverumfan69
This team being good is too stressful

darthxader
If Rudy isn’t back tomorrow we’re screwed

Alarmed-Expression76
37 points in the first to the jazz, pretty pathetic

mnsportsfan
If liquor wasn’t a ticket to prison in Utah I’d say these guys look drunk

MegatronFozzy
Could be a worse score w/ the Wolves 7 TO’s, but the Utah Jazz just suck.

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Novel-Detail-743
I love when Kyle complains at his teammates cuz he can’t guard someone

FrickParty
Here come the Wolves!

MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer
HERE COME THE WOLVES!

MegatronFozzy
Bruh, Walker Kessler sucks offensively

FrickParty
We fleeced the Jazz

Across19
I fucking love this team

TheAbilityToDo
I’m looking at the Jazz, and every player just looks like food?

Quackmotard
Ngl those jazz jerseys clean af

Novel-Detail-743
Get Garza off the floor man

Booty_Stank__
Get Luka off the fucking floor, he sucks

Dull_Ad_8627
GET KYLE OUT MY GOD

Cameron-0-
why we playing ant with this dogshit lineup

Booty_Stank__
We look lost defensively. Just lucky the yazz shoot themself in the foot every other possession.

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A_Watchful_Eye2
This Utah Jazz guy doing the halftime games of bowling is about as cringe as you can get.

jchunk13
Dude had one Ashton Kutcher joke that wasn’t funny the first or fifth time he used it

Booty_Stank__
Bring back the dancing elderly ladies damnit!

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ProfitNo1844
It would be so funny if the Nuggets skipped a trip to the White House to prepare for a Timberwolves team without Naz, Rudy, or KAT

shrekapotomusrex
this rim fucking hates us dude

MinnesotaHockey6
We can’t make anything lol

DrWolves
how many threes are we gonna BRICK MY GOD

Morezingis
Investigate this rim

Dull_Ad_8627
ANT OMFG

irishace88
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

organized_meat
Oh my god!!!!!

PoolSideBeverage
Son of a bitch!!!

WeinerRogers
God damn!

CandiedApples84
HOLY FUCK

whitetrumoo
ANT FUCKING KILLED HIM GOOD LORD

migzeh
We just witnessed a Murder suicide live on tv

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starfruit213
Did he just break his finger?

train345643
Ant just broke his hand

Misjjon
Ant just broke his hand

Keliix
Ants finger is fucked

NoFlimFlamtheZimZam
He either broke or dislocated his finger. Fuck

Nxc06
This is a cursed game

YoungArsenal
Fuck. Now Ant!!?? MN is cursed

luther__manhole
We have no players left.

curiousSalamander17
FML

BudLife19
He’s back!

Eastview10
HE IS RISEN

PointGodAsh
HE LIVES

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BounceBros21
So did he break his finger?

sayqueensbridge
I’ll never forgive Ant for not allowing me to fully enjoy that dunk because I immediately thought he broke his hand on the rim and the season was done

jonn_jonzz
I think if you are John Collins, you have to move to another country and change your name.

MG_MN
Kessler not doing anything while matched up against Slomo or Garza isn’t exactly encouraging if you are the Jazz

Thimit22
I can’t stop watching that dunk, I’m legit not even watching the game

iceyH0ts0up
Has anyone checked in with the Collins family for where to send flowers yet?

MG_MN
THT rocking the Lebron hairline

Quality-Think1219
THT just out of control there.

Hammerhead34
THT is out of control man

Dull_Ad_8627
THT is bulldozing with no plan at all and is getting rewarded unreal

ayAreW
Is THT wearing a fat suit?

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Dull_Ad_8627
Hope Key is okay

shrekapotomusrex
man everybody is getting injured today, actually a cursed game

Broke_Boi
Bad game to be a finger

NazReidRules
Everybody fingerbanging

Formal_Junket_1585
How can we get Lauri in a wolves uniform next year?

jonn_jonzz
Refs are being poop heads

Hammerhead34
These are the whistles I expected after the Gobert comments. There is not a thinner skinned group of people then those geriatric fuck-wit refs

Watzp0ppin
Kriss Dunn finally figured out how to lead the Wolves to victory

ty5486
I’m egging on Kris Dunn 3s like a Utah jazz cheerleader. KEEP GOING!!

Calinks
Thank God Chris Dunn is doing what we secretly paid him to do in 2016 when we drafted him and sabotage this game 8 years later.

HendogHendog
Big win crazy ass game

Primary_Gear_8293
Damn dude, what a fucking joy it is to watch Ant. Unbelievable.

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Minnesota Timberwoves Reddit.

circamidnight
This halftime show. Only in Utah.

Booty_Stank__
This halftime show might be the most “Utah shit” I’ve ever seen hahaha. It does rule tho!

MoneyBall_
Is everyone enjoying this halftime show?

RememberCynical
Yes.

Excellent_Issue2848
Yes

MaruhkTheApe
It’s not weird that Salt Lake City has exactly one major sports franchise, but it is absolutely weird that that one sport is basketball when the state is this white. (This is in response to the halftime show).

WeinerRogers
Not a fan of Jeans Golden Girls

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OusamO85CIAbnUVYKBVd
Did I hear that right? This group of dancers has 1500 grandchildren?!

yarn_install
Utah women built different

Excellent_Issue2848
Makes sense

edroth555
Mormons lol

OusamO85CIAbnUVYKBVd
There’s 50 of them I think, so each has 30 grandchildren!!

car1999pet
Why do we need to know how many children they have?

edroth555
Mormon bragging rights

redjabroni
Because it Utah.

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DrWolves
LeBron going off. This man is the GOAT athlete. @ me

Excellent_Issue2848
Gonna switch over there now that Jean’s Golden Girls is done

Excellent_Issue2848
Shirley Cox with the splits grand finale!

DrAbeSacrabin
OHHHHH MY GOD THAT 80 YEAR OLD DID THE SPLITS!!

WeinerRogers
92 YO

Excellent_Issue2848
They said she is 92

OusamO85CIAbnUVYKBVd
I want to be this cool at 92, damn

RememberCynical
Wow, she’s awesome.

WeinerRogers
I take back what I said. 92 year old doing the splits is impressive

Excellent_Issue2848 3 points 2 hours ago
Ability to change your mind after receiving new information is a true sign of intelligence.

Excellent_Issue2848
Here to shoutout Jean’s Golden Girls

Utah Jazz vs. Atlanta Hawks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Peachtree Hoops.

Sirwilliamcott
No way to watch tonight. I’ll listen to Holman. I did try sniping some free Utah-based stream for a few minutes. At that time, Wes Matthews was fire. Then they posted these statistics (which I can’t remember, but something like): he’s #3 all time scoring leader for undrafted players; #1 in 3-pointers for undrafteds; etc. He’s like an undrafted goat.

DreadpowJam!
NOT 1 player on the team that posses a post up game.. Gross malpractice.

Just1MorePlease
Hawks…Jazz O boards may well be the difference tonight. That and we are not good.

Just1MorePlease
2nd Q just started and this seems an obvious loss. 0-5 road trip.

DreadpowJam!
Can someone explain to me why did we pick up Dylan Windler 😏

Milhawkee
He doesn’t make much money

DreadpowJam!
Ditto.. so I have a chance of being picked up 🤔:⁠-⁠)

BaldyTheImbecile
They draft George AFTER we take Bumkin.
Hawk DNA

DreadpowJam!
I hate watching players like Trent Forrest.. did he even score a point..

seasonticketssince04
Snyder is an idiot. Why was Vti even on the floor?

Just1MorePlease
What a joke. Vit for the 3? He doesn’t belong in the NBA.

seasonticketssince04
We need to score so he leaves Clint and Vti on the floor and runs an iso. Haha. Offensive genius

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Atlanta Hawks Reddit.

immonkeydluffy
This is certainly a starting five

HawksAnt2021
Where the fuck this sniper Matthews been all my life…damn!

IllumiXXZoldyck
Matthews on a heater 😂

amidon1130
I didn’t know that stuff about Matthews being so high in all those undrafted stats, pretty cool

No-Forever-6104
Keyonte George got hops like that ? Crazy

ahend1999
i need lauri in more ways than one

WheneverYh
🧐

ahend1999
🫣

Significant_Voice692
What the heck is a Juzang

No-Forever-6104
The Matthews carrying Lmaoo

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swats_messiah
Utah worst jerseys in the league?

Historical_Main5261
I would suck 100 penises to have kessler on our team ngl…

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No-Forever-6104
This offense is extra stinky tn

No-Forever-6104
If we lose to a purposely tanking team it’s gonna get dark out

ahend1999
why we letting that rookie cook us smh

DripGodAirborne
Keyonte’s Zelle payment just went through to the refs

No-Forever-6104
Utah people go hard for the Jazz they got a full house tn

Jalen Johnson
I got respect for the jazz/fans

ahend1999
we gonna lose to the jazz :(

ArthurSmithNepoBaby
Yeah I think it’s time to blow it up

myhellcatgotRepod
Giving up career highs to Johnny Juzang and Harry Potter that’s the Hawks way

HawksAnt2021
This Jazz team is pretty awful..which makes the fact they beating us pretty sad.

ahend1999
put this team out of its misery pleaseeeeeee

myhellcatgotRepod
20 points for Johnny Juzang man that’s just embarrassing

Utah Jazz vs. Boston Celtics: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Celtics Blog.

Chris Fontecchio
I’m in the building and it’s just all Celtics fans. Maybe the locals show up later? Anyway I’ve known about this dynamic for a while but it’s still kind of stunning to see in person.

screaming jay
I think in Utah they go to bed earlier…

33 In Green
Sounds like a C’s home crowd on every Boston score.

Onemoretimewithfeeling
Who would have thought the game plan would be stop everyone but Keyonte George.

eaglemike
Kessler is a big man

Blackax
Keyonte George is killing us tonight man

eaglemike
Samanic looking miles better than he did in San Antonio
he was very young

Green Monstah
If the gameplan is to not let the Jazz score in the 4th … well .. it’s working so far .. over 4 minutes in and NADA for Utah .. LOL

Green Monstah
20-0 run .. this is incredible

Green Monstah
6 min into the 4th and the Jazz have STILL not scored .. this is insane

Green Monstah
Jazz finally on the board .. Mazz should consider a timeout just to give these guys a rest

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Boston Celtics Reddit.

AirJordan6124
Do u guys think Will Hardy would have been the coach if he wasn’t poached by the Jazz after the Udoka incident?

scott_free80
The Boston FO asked Utah for him back after Ime was in trouble.

melknee04
Yes

BluffaloBill88
Foster put money on celtics, he’s fucking hyped to make any call in favor of us tonight, lmao.

avrbiggucci
Have a feeling Keyonte is gonna be a fuckin beast. Just super raw. Ainge definitely has an eye for young talent lol

JaylenTatum07
George is nice

dbn_kev
lol always a random going off

X-Beast-X
Cmon man

Kshpew
Keyonte is really nice. Can’t leave him open that kid is going to be an all star one day.

EAS1000
How do the Jazz keep finding these guys?

ImeStopPlayingDennis
If ainge was a real Celtic he’d trade Keyonte George to Boston for Queta

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PapaSheev7
This George kid is really good, sheesh. Singlehandedly keeping them afloat.

1337speak
Keyonte is talented, let’s play some defense on him

mastacheef87
Keyonte George is the real deal. dope to see how much new talent hits the league every year

Sorry_Craft8449
George has matched his season average and we’re just 7 minutes into this game LOL

Kshpew
I love the Jazz colors. Wish they would get the jerseys from the Stockton era though, love those.

No_House9929
Horton Tucker is committing crimes against the game of basketball right now lmao what is you doing man

BradWonder
Horton Tucker the Lakers GOAT 😂

ThroughTheWildNight
The Jazz defense is shockingly bad tonight. They’re letting our players get to their spots every time lol

Royal_Ramble
This Micah Potter looking like a kicker in the NFL

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No_House9929
Despite Horton Tucker’s best efforts the jazz went on a nice little run there

tlozz
Lol Scott foster reeeaalllyyy got our back tonight🤔

bedroom_fascist
I miss maniacal Quin Snyder as a HC. His Jazz days were electric. And I mean “someone failed to ground the extension cord” electric.

ae87_
I had my eyes on another screen but I thought that girl was doing cocaine on the table instead of doing that taste test thing.

AlecHutson
The color guy on the Jazz broadcast might be the biggest homer I’ve ever heard. He’s so annoying. Every foul call against the jazz is a tremendous injustice.

iAm-Tyson
“He just keeps coming and coming and coming and coming and he never bends” pause.

Bi_Gone_Jhin
When a guy is bangin you

tapkeys
Ayo he did what

Abiding_Witness
My wife was having terrible back pain last couple weeks. Told her to have her chiropractor adjust her sacroiliac…worked like a charm. I told her she owes JB a thank you

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Ienjoymyself
I love how an absolute trash team like Utah is getting called for a foul every 5 mins. Fucking absurd.

tlozz
I can’t help but always notice how much Luke Kornet resembles a Microsoft employee

Royal_Ramble
Took back the big lead that quickly – WOW!

bedroom_fascist
Does the Jazz mascot’s jersey say “Bear” because it’s such a bad fucking costume that they need to tell you what animal it is?

Vuish
Celtics chants in an away arena gives me energy.

Cvspartan
jazz still scoreless in the 4th holy shit

20wall
This almost feels cruel. I love it

lord-datshen
call another timeout this is a murder

Sorry_Craft8449
Damn they scored lol

Cvspartan
this keyonte kid has potential

BradWonder
Jason Terry is on the Jazz bench?

Utah Jazz vs. Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Chicago Bulls Reddit.

Head-Champion-7398
I miss Kris Dunn, the real KD

Head-Champion-7398
THT should not pull 3 defenders, cmon guys

sukari
Speaking of Jazz – shoutout to IT signing with their G League, hopefully he gets another shot after the Cs ruined him

RandorMan12
Damn our bench is the actual worst lmao

akedz3
I always liked the Real KD. Happy he’s found a home in Utah.

crusty_butter_roll
Clarkson should always be holding a bong.

lyme648
Jevon Carter just needs to fuck off. Cannot remember a player I have ever liked watching less.

volantredx
The only reason JC is getting minutes is that he’s being paid too much to be DNP’d.

sukari
Can we get Dunn back for Carter?

DrStevenBrule69
That would be rad. I’d love to have KD back.

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DrStevenBrule69
If any of y’all shop at Costco, get the ‘Almond+Pecan Clusters’ with coconut and pumpkin seeds. They’re unbelievable.

sukari
We getting wrecked by THE YURT

Duplicity
THT looks fat – always been like that?

CallofJuarez23
Vooch has the most butter hands that I’ve seen from people who have butter hands.

lyme6483
You just don’t remember watching PWill, he’s been out too long

PJCR1916
Or Tony Bradley

kingjuicepouch
God, that guy had terrible hands lol. I haven’t thought of him in ages

DrStevenBrule69
Jordan Clarkson is a G and he’s got cool tats.

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PJCR1916
Oh shit Chris Fleming is hot

RecoverNo929
I’ll choke a handful of coaches myself, so I can’t say nothing to John Collins

ItsChrisAgain12
T for Fleming? Wtf are they watching????

GustavGuiermo
Let’s send Drummond at their assistant coach and see if we get a free throw out of it

coldsandwich83
just stop the game and have Collins and Fleming fight

onCaringPolarBear
Wtf Craig. You’re not even playing. Sit at the end of the bench

Temporary-Match9937
I would’ve sent Craig to the locker room. Gtfoh bruh. That shit was unnecessary.

director720
Tory Craig is weak af….How you costing the team and you not even playing.

54321BlastoffToMoon
Well, now we know. All we have to do late in games is choke somebody and we will get a free technical free throw out of it…

akedz3
Lets get Steve Kerr tomorrow!

BigCelebration7504
🖕🏽fuck the jazz and Collins 🖕🏽

Utah Jazz vs. Washington Wizards: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Bullets Forever.

rockyboyuss
I think the Wiz might win this one

MrHoops
You’re joking right?

[20 minutes later]

rockyboyuss
On second thought….

MrHoops
The collapse was inevitable

Babakissm
The crowd cams at jazz games have been the same for decades, it’s like playing “Where’s Waldo” where Waldo is any person that ain’t white. 😹

Gaboshyn
Both teams still refuse to defend. May the best shooter win…

TuberTuber
Holy heck the Jazz bleachers is straight mayonnaise and straw. Not that I got a problem with it but I’m surprised there are cities like this.

Checksum23A9
Awful ugly wiz basketball in the 4th

nicnic2
how the f did we lose? special

D.C. sports fan in SoCal
Absolutely embarrassing.

lee.bonds.008
What a hopeless franchise 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Washington Wizards Reddit.

CT_2136
Love the Jazz throwback purple unis

35chambers
lauri out, horrible news for the tank

z3mcs
We might blow out the Jazz! I mean it’s cause they rested Kessler and the Finnisher but I’ll take it! I wanna see some Wizards showtime

Jewdah18
Is this what having a future feels like.

gearboxnine
no not at all

3mcs
We are mostly basura in the half court, but transition is all we got. Just run the whole game, lol

iAMw1LL
I’m starting to think this wizards team isn’t great

MystKun127
Anyone else feeling guilty and want the wiz to lose? Need to secure that #1 draft odds lol

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MooseHeavy3675
Are the Mormon Utah women hot? Pooles killing it today

Notorious_Beebs
Need a few of them to knock on my door. I might just convert

jSplashwell
We can never close out games because Kuzma just starts chucking at the end.

MAC-94
I don’t understand this closing lineup. Just a bunch of ppl that are gonna watch Kuz shoot us out the game

Douglarm1
Full Kuzma chucking up whatever time

]Peyyton07
Kuz I’m getting really fucking tired of the late game hero ball shit.

Efficient_Buy4031
i can’t believe we’re getting packed up by Jordan Clarkson

Incompl
Wizards great Jordan Clarkson’s revenge

BornInNipple
wow what a collapse

Notorious_Beebs
This feels about right

Snaxier
This is an absolute Masterclass to make sure we get that top 5 pick. Good job guys!

Efficient_Buy4031
we get significantly worse in crunch time which is impressive because we’re already terrible to start with

100CupsCoffee
I am embarrassed

Utah Jazz at Miami Heat: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Opponent Game Thread Host: Hot Hot Hoops.

Reality Czech
Yurt!

ManilaHeat
Yurt making plays

Big_guy305
George killing us

Big_guy305
Jazz rookie outplaying ours .

Big_guy305
These jazz just don’t know when to give up sheesh.

Big_guy305
George is special

ManilaHeat
W!!!

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Opponent Game Thread Host: Miami Heat Reddit.

Weary-Kangaroo-3883
Still shocked the Jazz have changed their direction into semi-tanking. I really thought they could be a fun team to watch in the first round

Dame2Miami
Look at all the empty seats behind the bench… LOWER TICKET PRICES you greedy fucks

RealSeanH
these refs are on the bullshit early I see

TripleJ_stud
Why these refs keep fking with us man?!

sydchefcurry
LOL YURTSEVEN

DionWaiteress
Hi Yurt

ReyFanboy9001
Wait Yurt gets minutes?

DMD612
Who else remembers the Yurt stans lol

ReyFanboy9001
bro😭😭when they tried to call him better than Bam

Dame2Miami
Wait Yurt is on the Jazz… and getting playing time?!

HeatYourJets
Fuck jazz.
Syncopated ass beats just sounds like a bunch of musicians playing different songs and you need to be high to even enjoy it.

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NeverTank_97
Keyonte George a new Heat killer bro

jbenson255
George cooks every time dude doesn’t miss

redder294
Yurt already at his season average smh

Jamoola
yurt bringing the hurt 😭 cmon bro

MazKhan
THT left LA and aged 20 years goddamn

srbufi
horton tucker looks hyuuuge

nomoreshiny
Crotty fits broadcasting like a glove after being a player, has to be one of the best former players ever to transition into broadcasting

davidbd7
get me sexton on the heat

davidbd7
tht has such a crazy build 😭😭

Gotdamn47
The hair is outrageous for a 23 yrd old lmao

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tribli22
Garbage effort

Garkech
Fucking annoying game

redder294
Ass defense today

tribli22
Turning it off. Don’t need to watch this fucking garbage effort

KendallsFinest
can’t buy a call against a lottery team

Garkech
Ugly first half smh

thecaptainflint
Alright fuck them man. 0 effort

SnooPeripherals4884
Jazz have 19 second chance points that is inexcusable and quite concerning

JaimeJaquezJunior
Sexton creates all the rim pressure I was told we were getting from T Roz

chitownbulls92
Rozier is dog shit honestly

thecaptainflint
Do we still have the receipt for rozier? Has it been 30 days ?

chitownbulls92
The only thing scary about Terry right now is watching him start for the team you support

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TheBoook
This season is fucking cursed

redder294
Let’s just not guard keynote George

Ok_Wear6383
This team is fucking dogshit, that’s a fact

jbenson255
George is cooking this awful defense man

SnooPears316
Wow. I wanna be annoyed but I really fw sexton 😂😂

readndrun
Sexton is too sexy

SnooPears316
Sexton really a Heat player man

Nice_Ass_Lawn
ROZIER TAKEOVER

DCSKofAWESOME
Scary Terry is Him 😳🫨

jbenson255
Terry taking over this game exactly what we fucking traded for

DIFTS24
Wow you don’t see that often. Yurt got that soft touch

brackhimpton
yurt😭😭

srbufi
Markenen and Yurt on the same team is too much handsome

SighHereIamAgain
Why we leaving George be comfortable?

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sweet_mahogany
THT is the most out of control player i’ve seen

schoolboi_hugh
Man Lauri would be the perfect fit next to Bam

DMD612
Give credit to Utah, they’re playing a lot better than their record

brackhimpton
fucking Keyonte George

Gavster1221
This dude has hit like 20 3s on us in 2 gamess

jbenson255
George is cooking Caleb man

RealSeanH
this kid George is good

JaimeJaquezJunior
There’s a new George in the nba and he’s a problem

Random_Thinker007
Man the pg for Utah nice I always said his game was gonna be special in a few years

faatgay
Jazz always have a nice guard. Stockton, Deron Williams, Donovan Mitchell and now Keyonte George

Folk-Herro
George is gonna be one of them ones in the next 3-5 years.

Gotdamn47
Dude has been straight up fuck you fearless in both games I’ve seen him in

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TheBoook
Officiating in this league is absolute dog shit every year

Ok_Wear6383
Heat Culture = getting bent over and rammed by teams under .500

TheBoook
The Jazz HC looks exactly like a HC from Utah.

tribli22
Ay yall need to see the new Dune movie btw

SudTheThug
GIVE ME 40 JIMMY IDC

jbenson255
Lauri getting every call

redder294
Lauri has an insane whistle my god

Candid_Sand_398
Laurie getting an Embiid whistle this game, sheesh

JaimeJaquezJunior
Lauri is a fake all star he’s super inefficient rather streaky and a terrible defender

nomoreshiny
JIMMY WIT DEM BIG BALLS
We are witnessing the second coming of Jordan

JaimeJaquezJunior
HES HIM

PenguinRisk
THEY SOFT JIMMY DONT DO IT TO EM

PenguinRisk
TERRY ROZIER THAT BOY NICEEEEE

hikik0_m
And thats why we traded for terry

Folk-Herro
Taylor Hendricks is gonna be good too, but Jimmy (when he’s serious) makes A LOT of players look bad