I can’t predict the future

January 19, 2012

Four years ago, I found myself on a gondola somewhere in the mountains of Yunnan in southwest China. The view was amazing, but I was distracted (and also not very much into nature and scenery). It was May 2007, and the Jazz were playing the Warriors in Round 2 of the Playoffs. All I had was my phone, and I was desperate to know what was happening in the game and begging my friend to send me [long-distance] game update texts.

Ever since then, I have systematically vetoed all travel proposals during the NBA season. Unfortunately, I was convinced a few months ago that the 2011-12 season was going to be canceled and committed to a trip in October. I’m leaving real soon, but have spent more time trying to calculate time differences for game times with my sad excuse for math skills than packing.

Anyway, long story short, I’m going to miss the next four games. *disgruntled face*


Quickcap:

CSKA won its first Euroleague Top 16 (Playoffs) match against Olympiacos last night, 86-78. CSKA wasn’t playing particularly well, but they’re so talented they were in the game anyway. Olympiacos led 44-40 at the break.

Sloppy, sloppy ball to start the second half, with the two teams combining for 6 TOs in the first 2:10 of the 3rd quarter. It was still close through three, but CSKA began to slowly but surely pull away, little by little, in the 4th. With a minute to go, Olympiacos cut a 10-point CSKA lead to 5, but CSKA was able to put the game away.

AK tallied 11 points, 4 rebounds, 3 assists, 3 blocks, and drew 5 fouls in 34 minutes.


Game 13 vs. LAC: Jeremy is freed, allowed to dunk

January 18, 2012

I was sure we were going to win this one. Then I found out Chris Paul wasn’t playing. ;) I’m conditioned to believe that any game Chris Paul plays in, we win. As he was out tonight, suddenly the game was up for grabs.

By the end of the night, Jeremy Evans was trending *worldwide* on Twitter:

Paul Millsap got off to a hot start…or rather his hot streak continued from the last game. Utah led by 12 after 1.

Smart CJ came to play in the second quarter…slashing to the tin, as @Texas would say. Things then got completely stagnant, but the Jazz still led by 11 at the half. It should also be mentioned that Al had all four of his assists in the first half.

The stagnation continued into the third, with the Jazz starting 1-7 from the floor. Then Millsap got it going again, and the Jazz were suddenly leading by 20 at the end of 3.

The fourth? Jeremy Time. With Earl and Jeremy’s lob showcase going on, the Jazz lead grew to 30 and Jamaal Tinsley was able to get into the game for the last 6+ minutes. He’s caught my eye all season with how encouraging he is as a presence on the bench (much like Ronnie Price was), and he was really clicking with the young guys when he finally got on the floor. Play of the game (IMO) goes to him and Jeremy:

Another view:

(Thanks to memoismoney for uploading the video…Incredibly, this play did not make the game recap.)

I don’t want to underscore what Millsap and CJ did because there wouldn’t have been The Jeremy Show in the 4th without their first half performance, but how long has it been since we’ve seen this? Blowout, fun, feeling like we’re on top of the world, smiling Jazz players jumping up and down in excitement in front of the bench?

The Jazz are, right now, second in the West. That’s completely meaningless at this point, of course, but it’s still a nice feeling.

Quotage
** Jeremy Evans: [Have you ever leaped over a Kia?] No, I never tried but I did jump over my Camaro. [You jumped over your Camaro?] Yeah, the front end. I didn’t think I could make it but I tried it watching Blake…all the way over, on the other side.
** Earl Watson: [Al said you're looking for the alley-oop at all times.] Yeah, but not when Al’s in the game. (laughs) (1)
** CJ Miles: Devin can throw some [alley-oop passes]. He hasn’t had a chance because Al can’t jump. (1)
** Al Jefferson: Everybody understand their role. Everybody like each other. Everybody get along. Coach been talking defense since the end of last season. Even through the lockout I could wake up in the middle of the night hearing him in my head saying “Defense. Get back on defense.” That’s what we doing right now. That’s the reason why we having a lil success, but we can’t relax. (2)
** Jeremy Evans: [Do you guys practice lobs?] [Earl] just throws it, and I go get it. [Do you and Earl know when it's coming?] Yeah. He’s just looking at me, and the guy overplays, and it’s over. (2)
** Raja Bell: We understand that there was no Chris Paul, but…we were missing Josh and Derrick. (2)

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night
** Boler: Millsap is really eating up Blake Griffin. (H/T @vizzle07)
** Harpring on Jordan: He almost had both hands on that, plus his head. He can really get up.
** B/H: Miles with the penetration. (H/T @theutahjazzblog)
** Harpring on CJ: He didn’t mean to do it but it doesn’t matter. It goes in.
** Boler: Inside, Raja. Stop, pop.
** Harpring on Al: What I like is him using a head fake. He’s not going straight up.
** Boler on Fortson: Great move inside, this guy is quick.

(1) KALL
(2) KFAN
“All your dunks” image from the Trib.


vs. LAC: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 18, 2012

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Clips Nation.

justin beiber ran on the court with a hayward jersery on..
by Oh WTF on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM PST

haywood
by Oh WTF on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM PST

Hayward was right haywood is a center somewhere
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM PST

I think Hayward is his last name
by ClipperBEAST on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM PST

didnt know utah was a running team
by cantthinkofagoodname on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM PST

they arent… -_-
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 6:16 PM PST


Seems like Millsap is unstoppable
by Jayq on Jan 17, 2012 6:23 PM PST

What’s up with our D?
by SilverClip on Jan 17, 2012 6:30 PM PST

we are the clippers… on the road… in utah…
without cp3… without mo… in the middle of a b2b2b…
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM PST

Oh
“In Utah” would have sufficed.
by SilverClip on Jan 17, 2012 6:32 PM PST

At least Utah threw in their bench too
Although their bench appears better than ours
by Jayq on Jan 17, 2012 6:44 PM PST


How did you guys feel when NBA players started being the same age as you?
by peterghost on Jan 17, 2012 6:48 PM PST

Weird
Not to bad though cuz I went to school with two. Darren collison and and jeph pendergraph who I don’t think plays anymore but he was with the trail blazers
by Controversysells on Jan 17, 2012 6:52 PM PST

pandergraph is playing somewhere
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 6:53 PM PST

WTF where?
His sister used to like me but she’s way too big. I’m not a chubby chaser
by Controversysells on Jan 17, 2012 6:57 PM PST


Get up Harris…
by Oh WTF on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST

I know right
Stop acting like a b*tch
by ClipperBEAST on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM PST

I don’t understand!
The Jazz are supposed to suck!
……..
Aren’t they?
by WaveOcean on Jan 17, 2012 7:37 PM PST

some things dont change
we arent going to win in Utah
by big0lbad on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM PST

I hate Utah.
by chimichanga on Jan 17, 2012 8:03 PM PST

damn you joseph smith!
by nauticazn25 on Jan 17, 2012 8:04 PM PST

vegas spread….utah -4 ….LOL
by nauticazn25 on Jan 17, 2012 8:12 PM PST


Man w e getting bitch slapped by both the Jazz and the Jazz announcers. This is embarrassing.
by crazyj on Jan 17, 2012 8:12 PM PST

Jazz announcer says.
“To many bricks from the Clips tonight broke the shot clock.”
by saxmanager on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM PST

fuck him
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM PST

lol thats actually kinda funny
by nauticazn25 on Jan 17, 2012 8:19 PM PST

Let’s be honest
we lost this game because of Deron Williams, ironically. If he hadn’t come back and led the nets to tie the game against us we would have won easily with 8-10 less minutes for chauncey and blake
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM PST

VDN in interview
“guys don’t know schemes, my package is too small, we didn’t have enough focus, I don’t like our energy, etc.”
by LJ Hann on Jan 17, 2012 8:38 PM PST


Andrei Kirilenko and CSKA Moscow: Week of 1/9

January 17, 2012

This week’s two games may have been Andrei’s second and third games back from injury, but he is definitely back in form. Just in time too, with Euroleague Top 16 starting next week.

The first game of the week was a VTB United League game at Lietuvos Rytas, which is the team of Jonas Valanciunas. Keep this name in mind, because once he comes to the NBA, he will become Chris Paul to Enes Kanter’s Deron Williams. Valanciunas was taken fifth (two places after Kanter) in last year’s draft, and fans were already indulging in “who’s better” and “which team made the right pick” debates during EuroBasket.

Last month, BallinEurope did a piece about how Euroleague had banned the performance of national anthems before games, but that the fans of Lithuanian team Zalgiris weren’t taking it lying down and were singing their anthem a capella at games before tipoff.

This wasn’t a Euroleague game, but Lietuvos Rytas is also a Lithuanian team and the fans did the same. It was pretty darn cool. The crowd started singing during warmup drills, and players on both teams respectfully stopped what they were doing and stood in place until they were done.

Valanciunas was dominating early and CSKA was down 13-4 when Andrei checked in at 4:07 in the 1st. He immediately assisted Milos Teodosic on a 3 and stole the ball on the other end.

CKSA closed the quarter on an 11-2 run, and there was one play where AK saved the ball while leaping out of bounds by bouncing it off of a Lietuvos player’s junk.

The 11-2 run became a 22-4 run in the 2nd quarter. During timeouts, you could hear Lietuvos’ coach yelling about “Kirilenko.” CSKA broke the game wide open in the 3rd, outscoring Lietuvos 33-19, and won 84-67.

AK’s line: 13 points (team-high) on 5-5 shooting, 6 rebounds (team-high), 3 assists, 3 steals (game-high), and +/- of +23 (co-game high).

P.S. Valanciunas for whatever reason really likes to go into almost a fetal position after dunking.

Saw him doing this at Eurobasket too, which made for some not-great camera angles.

An account of after the game from Redstar (Google Translated):

In Krasnoyarsk, immediately after the match Andrei Kirilenko hit the tight ring of admirers of his talent. All asked for his autograph, sought to be photographed with him. However, Andrew, referring to rebyatne, said that he needed the locker room, the team and promised to return after 5 minutes. I admit, even I do not believe it, so how many times had become a witness of how our megastar, under any pretext at first hidden in a locker room, and then move in an environment of the bus.

As it was nice to realize that I was wrong this time: after 5 minutes of basketball fans out not only Kirilenko, but Vorontsevich, Kaun, and had not played in this match and Sokolov Teodosich. As a result, thirty minute contact Andrew and company handed over hundreds of autographs.

“But how could I deny these guys?” Admitted the AK-47. “Yes, maybe, some of which are only for this came from. Not for nothing do I have to sign the photographs with my image at various clippings from magazines. It is very warm atmosphere. And when the trains announced, and when I scored, many fans applauded. Nice to play in such an environment.”


Second game of the week was a PBL home game against Spartak St. Petersburg, i.e. AK’s first pro team and deliverer of one of CSKA’s two losses this season.

AK was back to starting in this one, and the first three quarters were really tight. Neither team was able to pull away or make a run, and the lead was rarely ever more than 5. With CSKA’s lead at 4 after 3, it was take-over time for AK. He scored 12 in the final period, including a trey from 2-3 feet behind the arc to give CSKA a 14-point lead with 1:27 left.

AK’s line: 23 points (game-high) on 8 shots, 10 rebounds (game-high), 2 assists, 2 blocks (game-high), and 7 fouls drawn (game-high; 1/4 of all of CSKA’s fouls drawn) in 31:24 (game-high). CSKA won 91-79.

AK was also interviewed this past week about why he chose to stay with CSKA this season. Apart from not wanting to let his teammates and coaches down, he said that he really wants to go to the Olympics this summer. Russia doesn’t have an automatic berth, so it’ll have to play in a qualifying tournament. If AK had returned to the NBA and his team went to the Playoffs, he wouldn’t be able to attend the full training camp for the national team. Also, four of his CSKA teammates as well as the assistant coach are also part of the national team. Andrei further revealed that that he had two NBA offers on the table at the time he decided to stay with CSKA.


Game 12 at DEN: Paul Millslaps the Nuggets

January 16, 2012

There was The Shot. There was The Pass. Now there is The Hug.

Paul Millsap in the fourth quarter was just…are there even words? He just millslapped the Nuggets in the 4th and carried the Jazz to the win. Quietly, efficiently, millsappianly. I was expecting a loss tonight. Instead, we got to see the best effort and 48 minutes so far this season. The Jazz never let up, and played the full 48. Not much more you can ask for (except for health for Derrick Favors).

My second favorite moment of the night:

Raja needs to keep having more babies, because ever since his wife gave birth, he’s been everything we were hoping for when he re-signed with the Jazz last season. Not only is he playing great D and his shot looking pretty, but he’s dunking, blocking shots, and diving for loose balls. From what I can see, he’s also being a great mentor for the young guys.

Quotage
** George Karl on Kanter: “This kid is planting himself before the ball hits the rim, he is so big once he is planted he can’t be moved” (@Lockedonsports)

Random Stuff, etc.
** Public Service Announcement brought to you by Matt Harpring: Only heads on sticks with sticks less than 18 inches long are allowed in the ESA.

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night
** Harpring on Millsap: He might have that grip that’s illegal in the NFL. The ball just sticks to his hands.
** Boler on Josh Howard: I don’t know what’s underneath the sweats.
** Harpring: The ball goes side-to-side, nice easy shot for Millsap.
** Harpring on Birdman: He can still get up at 33 years old.
** Harpring: I didn’t know Raja could still get up like he got up right there.
** Harpring: Players don’t like it when other players play hard against you.
** Harpring: I’m not sure why Devin Harris isn’t the main ball-handler right now.
** Denver announcers (H/T @shandonfan):

Finally, mucho love for the green uniforms. They look great, especially when they are not worn with white shoes like the first time around:


@ DEN: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 16, 2012

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

where exactly is koufos?
is there a reason he hasn’t played recently despite being so awesome the previous 3 games?
by LaimbeersGuardianAngel on Jan 15, 2012 6:48 PM MST

GK thing
keeps a guy third string so he can plug him into starting lineup and not mess with bench rotation
by james b on Jan 15, 2012 6:49 PM MST

He used to play for Utah.
They have his magic figured out.
by Agaliarept on Jan 15, 2012 6:50 PM MST

Basketball Reasons
by moondoggie12 on Jan 15, 2012 7:13 PM MST

Hayward is the next Tom Chambers
by james b on Jan 15, 2012 7:40 PM MST

Hayward is the next larry bird ;)
by United Nugget Nations on Jan 15, 2012 7:42 PM MST

he looks so young for an nba player
by moondoggie12 on Jan 15, 2012 7:43 PM MST

KOUF IS IN!
by United Nugget Nations on Jan 15, 2012 7:48 PM MST

mr. sub of the game!!!!
by moonchild808 on Jan 15, 2012 7:48 PM MST


Dang Evans flew
by SDcat09 on Jan 15, 2012 7:49 PM MST

damn
jeremy evans
by LaimbeersGuardianAngel on Jan 15, 2012 7:49 PM MST

omg, we losing!!!
by moondoggie12 on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM MST

oh fuck. we cannot lose!!! wtf?
by moonchild808 on Jan 15, 2012 8:03 PM MST

Seriously?
Are you kidding me?
by Fly Agaric on Jan 15, 2012 8:05 PM MST

Correct me if I’m wrong.
But we are only down by 6. With 7 minutes left.
Why all the panic?
by SDcat09 on Jan 15, 2012 8:07 PM MST

Because they are insanely flat.
by Shaz_II on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM MST

Like my ex wife!
BOOM!
by Army of Nugs on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 PM MST

Sounds like she needs to find a good plastic surgeon then
by Shaz_II on Jan 15, 2012 8:09 PM MST

Doesnt matter to me
I aint gotta see her no mo
by Army of Nugs on Jan 15, 2012 8:10 PM MST


Wow, hayward is WHITE
by moondoggie12 on Jan 15, 2012 8:11 PM MST

Millsap is hot
by moondoggie12 on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 PM MST

He scored the last 16 points for Utah
by WaveOcean on Jan 15, 2012 8:14 PM MST

Well this is really bad
No explanation. I guess I should chill when following the Nuggets.
The Jazz are absolute first grade scrubs and I don’t know how Milsap gets away with traveling on most plays.
by JR15 on Jan 15, 2012 8:14 PM MST

**** karl
that is all.
by El Scorcho! on Jan 15, 2012 8:25 PM MST

Seconded.
by BryanM on Jan 15, 2012 8:28 PM MST

Third
by Colsportsfan on Jan 15, 2012 8:33 PM MST


Game 11 vs. NJN: ESA, you can do better

January 15, 2012

Per Jody Genessy, it was exactly two years ago that Sundiata Gaines hit the second biggest shot in Utah Jazz history to beat the Cleveland Cavaliers. Ah, the good ol’ days.

Don’t have much in the way of recapping. For most of the night, I had difficulty focusing on the game because I was so distracted and frustrated by the booing every time Deron touched the ball.* I knew he was going to get booed during player intros, and while I was not for it, if you had to get that out of your system, ok, whatever.

It got way out of hand, though, as the booing continued all the way into the second half. The fans made themselves look bad, and it was embarrassing. Nights like tonight make it hard for me to comprehend how the Jazz have a reputation for having “the best fans in the league.” And of course the fans looked even worse with Deron spending time signing autographs for fans during shootaround and being all classy in his post-game.

*This is coming from someone who believes Deron contributed to (I didn’t say “was responsible for”) Jerry’s resignation.

…Jazz won…

Quotage
** Chris Carrino (Nets play-by-play): When the team is not playing well, it’s obvious how Deron feels…we pointed out on the air a few days ago that he was getting obviously frustrated and showing it on the floor, and it’s not a healthy thing for your teammates when you do that. The Nets coaching staff actually addressed that with him, and that was a major thing they went over with him. (2)
** Al Jefferson: Memo, good guy man. Miss him. He was a great leader. I know the fans gonna welcome him with open arms. He deserves it. He’s one of the best guys I know. (1)
** Deron, on whether he can see himself playing in Utah again: “No. That chapter in my life is over.” (DN)
** Al on first time he was traded: Me leaving Boston was kind of sad, because Boston was the team that drafted me and I’ve still got mad love for them. But at the same time, if I was Danny Ainge, I would’ve traded me for Kevin Garnett, too. (Trib)
** Devin Harris on Derrick Favors: He’s doing a lot more talking. … He’s starting to open up a little bit. Maybe three [-word answers] if you’re lucky. (Trib)
** Memo Okur: I kind of felt [getting traded was a possibility] because I was going to be free agent, and I was oldest guy on the team. We had too many big guys…So I was preparing myself, but sometimes I felt like this gonna be my career-ending team. So I just, you know. I was shocked, kind of disappointed, but now I moved on and I’m happy where I am. (3)

Random Stuff, etc.
** This conversation took place when the following was shown:
Boler: Double date?
Harpring: Are we making her choose?

** Poor Steve Brown. Threw up on his tie, but had to go on camera before he could change:

** P3 posted this new video of Al working out over the summer, but it looks like he’s dancing:

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night
** Harpring: You’re going to have Memo and Deron coming at you hard.
** Boler to Harpring: You were a banger. Did you ever consider wearing protection? (H/T @_alexisholt)
** Harpring on Deron: When he’s got his desire, he’s up there.
** Hapring: I don’t think there’s a bigger nose for the ball than Millsap in the NBA.
** Harpring: You know I get up quite early.
** Boler: Deron goes inside Humphries. (It was actually “Deron goes inside. Humphries…” but Boler failed to pause in between.)
** Boler: “Kanner” handles that ball nicely.
** Al Jefferson, post-game: Paul more of an inside-outside guy. I’m more of an inside guy.
** Al Jefferson (H/T @BWightman84)

** Brian T. Smith:

Unintentional Dirty Image of the Night (Trib)

(1) KALL
(2) KFAN
(3) Utah Jazz


vs. NJN: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 15, 2012

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Nets Daily.

I wonder if they boo Deron
by Scooby803 on Jan 14, 2012 8:33 PM EST

no he was traded
he didn’t demand a trade or leave in FA, they respect him too much to boo him
by Keysta101 on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM EST

nope
by Net Income on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM EST

I don’t see the Utah crowd hating on Deron much
he never ASKED to be traded, and they got back a REALLY good package. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear “Thank you Prohky” chants either if the Nets are getting killed
by Murse Mike on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM EST

wow he got booed didnt expect that
by a croatian on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST

wow they are booing
by Keysta101 on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST

Deron getting boos, wow.
by NetsMets4Life on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST

Deron getting booed
by D12″Nets” on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST

WOW lots of boos!
by bronxbombers2 on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM EST


i hate jazz fans officially
by netsyankees4life on Jan 14, 2012 9:16 PM EST

Cant believe they are booing him this consistently.
by NetsMets4Life on Jan 14, 2012 9:22 PM EST

I see the refs still hate Favors
by calling all toasters on Jan 14, 2012 9:30 PM EST

We’re only down 6
by netsareboss on Jan 14, 2012 9:44 PM EST

8*
by netsyankees4life on Jan 14, 2012 9:45 PM EST

10*
by nets4eva on Jan 14, 2012 9:45 PM EST

14*
by Keysta101 on Jan 14, 2012 9:48 PM EST


Whats up with the Boo birds for Williams?
by kupalski on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST

utah fans are ungrateful moisos
by netsyankees4life on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM EST

he made the great Jerry Sloan retire
by universal on Jan 14, 2012 10:13 PM EST

he’s basically the reason the most important figure in their teams history retired
if i was them i’d be boo’ing him too.
by shane gayle on Jan 14, 2012 10:11 PM EST


i hate al jefferson’s
nose
by pope of lofe on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 PM EST

The reason why there are not that many bigs in the NBA is cuz
They are all in Utah
by erenerdo on Jan 14, 2012 10:04 PM EST

screw you Avery
this is your fault
by bronxbombers2 on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM EST

ok avery can brooks run the offense avery you dumb midget
by kory raymond on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM EST

gordon looks like he still drinks capri suns
eats lunchables and plays nintendo 64
by William_H_HOLLA on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM EST

i thought harris would have a huge game
he looks like hes done tbh
by William_H_HOLLA on Jan 14, 2012 10:47 PM EST

AAAAGH THERE IS THAT ZONE D AGAIN IT NEVER WOOOORKS
by Fr@nkl1n on Jan 14, 2012 10:50 PM EST

Oh my god..
We only have 50+ games in a 66 game season…
What should we do now ?
by M I K E on Jan 14, 2012 10:52 PM EST

[series of gifs of wrestlers body slamming each other as a representation of what they would like to do to Avery Johnson]

[discussion on what is going on with Deron's hair]


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