Utah Jazz Playoff To-Do List
What MUST happen for the Jazz to have a chance against the Nuggets in Round 1:
1) Deron Williams: Regrow magic beard
2) Andrei Kirilenko: Regain health and/or get some bionic limbs
3) Brian Zettler (equipment manager): Throw away/burn the baby blue road uniforms
4) Team: Grow hearts and balls. Jump-shot happy players, grow brains as well.
5) Team: Learn to foul hard. Make fouls count. If you’re going to foul, ensure that the other guy can’t and won’t get a shot up. Don’t foul like a p***y.
Are my expectations getting the best of me again?
We are crawling into the Playoffs again, having played four bad games in a row and eight bad, wishy-washy games out of the last ten. [So not coincidentally, ten games ago is when AK re-injured his calf.] We have forgotten how to play defense again. We are missing starter(s) again: last year, Memo; this year, AK and Boozer.
As a team and individually, the Jazz are struggling.
–Memo, Boozer, and AK are all dealing with nagging injuries. Not exactly confidence-inspiring, as their bigs routinely kill us and Memo and Boozer aren’t exactly athletic or defensive-minded (though I do have to give it up to Memo for his improved effort. Averaging 1.5 blocks per game since January against a career average of 0.7 bpg is something to write home about).
–Deron has just been off. OKC game aside, we have not seen much consistency from him lately. I can’t help but hold him at least partially responsible for our slow starts; it’s his job to set the pace and get the team going when it’s time for tip-off. For whatever reason, he just hasn’t been getting it done and spends much too much time complaining to the refs. From March to April, his APG is down by 3 and he averaged 4.2 TO/G for April (ouch). We know how ninja he can be; hopefully he can bring that and sustain that against Denver.
–Kyle, OMSW, and CJ are suffering from crises of shooting confidence [in chart form here].
**KK in particular has looked hesitant when shooting lately. Some think that the whole all-time 3P% record thing got into his head, but for whatever reason his FG% and 3P% fell by 22% and 14% from March to April.
**OMSW’s FG% and 3P%, meanwhile, fell by 9% and 4.4% from March to April.
**CJ…well, I can’t really say that his confidence has been shaken since he keeps shooting and his overall FG% actually went up by 3.4% from March to April. However, his 3P% fell by 8.5% and his FT% fell by 24%. Over the same period, his TOs have more than doubled and his SPG has fallen by 50%.
–And then there’s Sap. In 6+ more minutes of playing time per game in April, his rebounds (+4), assists (+1), steals (+1), and blocks (+1) per game all went up significantly. However, his FT% fell by 11% and he got blocked twice as often (.88 BA/g to 1.7 BA/g).
It doesn’t bode well that the 8 players I’ve listed are the top 8 players of our rotation; Price, Fes, KK, Yatta and OJ haven’t played enough minutes for me to conclude anything about them.
Here’s to…well, here’s to the Jazz having pride, and choosing to compete.
Why do you have to post things that make me want to cry?
not exactly dry-eyed myself…and i wish i didn’t feel like this.
“2) Andrei Kirilenko: Regain health and/or get some bionic limbs”
We need to find him some bionic limbs STAT!