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Utah Jazz at Washington Wizards: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 11, 2018
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Today’s Combo Opponent Game Thread Hosts: Bullets Forever and Washington Wizards Reddit.

wizards 108 jazz 98
unless that’s not the score.

Posted by ovechkinsgoal on Jan 10, 2018 | 6:45 PM

Optimus-Dime
Quin Snyder is in town so if any bodies turn up, we know who’s responsible.

relinquishy
good d

kubideh_kaczynsk
rubio’s gonna get 50, don’t worry

TheNakedPriestz
Ah, the Rubio – Porter shootout we all came to see

I really do like Snyder as a coach…
Dude gets more out of players and improves them more than most other coaches.

Posted by LeHalfrican on Jan 10, 2018 | 7:14 PM

Ingles is the only wing in the NBA I’ve seen struggle creating space against Gortat
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Jan 10, 2018 | 7:31 PM

looked so gross every time
Posted by qthaballa on Jan 10, 2018 | 7:31 PM

So Rubio 12 pts in the quarter on 6 shots
The switching on him leaving Gortat on him so much was horrible.

Posted by Hands11 on Jan 10, 2018 | 7:31 PM

Rubio is a 29% three point shooter so it’s only natural for him to go off against the Wiz
Posted by FreezyBreeze on Jan 10, 2018 | 7:33 PM

TheNakedPriestz
Kelly Oubre is a good looking dude, except from front on.

Virulentt
Lol bye bye cry baby Hood


Udoh>>>>Ewing
Posted by The Hoops Guru on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:30 PM

Udoh>>Ian
And probably cheaper

Posted by CharGrayJ on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:32 PM

Udoh 3.2 Million >>>>>>Ian 16.6 Million
Posted by The Hoops Guru on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:34 PM

Udoh >= Vesely
Posted by CzechWizFan on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:31 PM

ONLY THE FiNG WIZARDS
WOULD MAKE EKPE UDOH LOOK LIKE AN ALL STAR CENTER

Posted by jaytyla on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:30 PM

koalabear9301
9 turnovers in a quarter. Horrible.

Another. Fucking. Turnover.
And another one! And another one!

Posted by batmanwithprep on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:37 PM

Absolutely pathetic.
Posted by batmanwithprep on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:39 PM

Yooo…..I can’t believe we can’t f with this team.
Posted by The Hoops Guru on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:40 PM

Zero expectations = Zero disappointments
the best advice for Wizards fans

Posted by CzechWizFan on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:40 PM


Pathetic ass team fuck this bum ass team
Lost by 50 and cant even redeem themselves against the fuckin Jazz

Posted by WizKidsz on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:45 PM

The Wizards just suck
Thats all.

Posted by drknowitall on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:46 PM

What the fuck kinda lineup is this?
Posted by Michem9 on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:46 PM

manifested0
This is atrocious. This team wants to contend?

And Brooks is a bitch
Can’t get his players to do anything right

Posted by jaytyla on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:47 PM

this team doesnt give a fuck
Posted by Michem9 on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:49 PM

fuck is wrong with these refs?
Posted by Michem9 on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:51 PM

Whole team looks like complete garbage
Posted by jeffco01 on Jan 10, 2018 | 8:52 PM


yesssssss
Posted by dcball on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:10 PM

OK, you fell ass backwards into a lead again. Now play some damn defense and hold onto the ball for the rest of the game.
Posted by batmanwithprep on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:10 PM

Beal is fucking choking.
Posted by batmanwithprep on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Oubre has no IQ
How do you lose Ingles?

Posted by jeffco01 on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:14 PM

This team just isn’t good
Bottom line.

Posted by jeffco01 on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:16 PM

Something big needs to happen
this was supposed to be a cakewalk coming off rest and the Jazz being shit on the road and not having a real big man

Posted by KB5 on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Rubio and freakin Udoh kicked our ass
sad.

Posted by The Hoops Guru on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:19 PM

Didnt even get a fuckin shot off lmao pathetic is an understatement
Posted by WizKidsz on Jan 10, 2018 | 9:21 PM

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Utah Jazz at Miami Heat: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 8, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Miami Heat Reddit.

binokyo10
I’ve got a good feeling about this game. 5 game win streak incoming.

dondakeee
We beat their asses last time, we’ll do it again

GeorgioAntonio
Utah’s one of those states that you forget exists sometimes

SpoOuthinkingSpo
Damn Rubio looks like a mafia mademan

zotofkithairon
Yo Favors is way, way too small for Whiteside, we need to key in on that matchup on offense more when we can.

Mack784
Iso Joe cooking.

GhostifiedMark
Last time it was Beasley I didn’t wanna lose to. Today it’s Joe Johnson.

BossKingGodd
Joe bout to kill us

hdlothia22
Joe “No Habla” Ingles is back in the game

Number333
forgot how annoying the jazz are to play against

BossKingGodd
How we only up 2? Lol. We’re playing really well.

Pazians 3 points
These kids need to be in church or some shit. I don’t like children dancing for me.


Mack784
Mitchell going off.

hdlothia22
goddamn mitchell

GhostifiedMark
Well one thing is certain. TJ can’t guard Donovan

hdlothia22
Jazz coach looks like one of a high functioning big money coke head I-banker or real estate mogul

Number333
Man Mitchell is gonna be such a damn good player

DaBootyWarrior2
That’s a very true statement.

hdlothia22
he’d be getting like 4 minutes a game here behind waiters and we’d be apoplectic

Mack784
Turd quarter courtesy of a rookie we could have drafted if we lost 1 more game last season.

hdlothia22
i’m gonna be real salty if he turns into the next d wade

Wadejwshyy
Holy shit Mitchell is cooking us

DaBootyWarrior2
Bro nice though . I can’t even hate.


aleballer8
Fuck these refs man

hdlothia22
It’s crazy how good rubio is at most facets of the game and how terrible he is at finishing

aleballer8
For real

MV3Imzarth
Ingles has blown by TJ multiple times. He moves like a big man what the fuck

halarabob
Those shoes Joe Johnson runs around kinda look like slippers

aleballer8
Imagine we got Donovan Mitchell we would be a god squad

AdebayoCoryxBayer
I wish we still had Iso Joe. Dion for Joe who says no?

Number333
1-14 entering the 4th quarter when trailing.
Welp.

jwshyy
We’re 0-6 at home this season when trailing going into the fourth quarter


BossKingGodd
They gettin get ll the calls

Mellothewise
Yeah
It’s hard af to win when they’re getting every call when they bully their way into the paint
The jazz pretty much figured that out this game

MutantFlamingo
Utah Jazz bad on the road? Meet the Heat at home.

Mack784
Donovan Mitchell could have been our next D-Wade. At least we got “Culture” right?

DopeMan93
Mitchell is a fucking baller

aleballer8
Mitchell is the ROTY right now

Seminole_War
This game is being rigged for us rn

hdlothia22
HEAT WIN

Utah Jazz at Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 6, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Denver Stiffs.

Utah is a putrid team to watch
Can somebody please remind me why Joe Ingles was so highly rated around here?

Posted by DJ777 on Jan 5, 2018 | 7:46 PM

I really hate that Mitchell is with these mfers
Posted by Mak P on Jan 5, 2018 | 7:50 PM

Quinn Snyder, looking psychotic, as always.
Posted by TheLogDog on Jan 5, 2018 | 7:53 PM

He looks like an evil villain doesn’t he?
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 5, 2018 | 7:55 PM

This game is so ugly right now.
Posted by bluefrogjam on Jan 5, 2018 | 7:57 PM

This is quite a back and forth game!
Posted by SDcat09 on Jan 5, 2018 | 8:31 PM

It’s just a little blood! I deal with it every day! Come to think of it, I’m a little thirsty. Hood, come over hear and give me a taste.
~Quinn Snyder, probably.

Posted by TheLogDog on Jan 5, 2018 | 8:35 PM

LOL
Posted by DeezNuggs on Jan 5, 2018 | 8:36 PM

lol
Posted by NurktheSmirk on Jan 5, 2018 | 8:38 PM

Rubio is -26 in 17 minutes
That’s Mudiay-level bad!

Posted by Thomas Reasoner on Jan 5, 2018 | 8:43 PM

NUGGETS WIN!
Posted by InboundingLobPass on Jan 5, 2018 | 9:10 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.

WeirdRedBeard
Should be an interesting game. Can’t wait.

Ohellmotel
You missed a pair of connections.
Nuggets F Richard Jefferson played for the Jazz during the 2013-14 season
Nuggets C Mason Plumlee was mass-produced at a factory in Provo, UT

A_RocketSurgeon
there is no reason the Nuggets shouldn’t be able to pull this off. Also, I need Lyles to impose his fatherhood on Mitchell just one time this game.

CharminSqueezer
Kenny G for Jazz player intros.
Funny stuff.

m4xdc
Oh no. The 2 white boys and Chandler is the lineup were going with to start this?

Maculate
I was like who is the other white boy other than Plumlee? Funny I don’t really think of Jokic as a white boy. His game is too good.

indyxetan
Ricky Rubio looks like he just came to the game from his job as an undercover narcotics detective.

DtownAndOut
He used to be like leading man in a romantic comedy too. Dude needs a haircut.

DtownAndOut
For some reason I can picture RJ scratching lottery tickets on the bench.


SiegeGod
LYLES COMING TO FUCK YO BITCH

teensonacid
Another wide open 3 for Utah. Thank the lord for Daddy Lyles

grizzfanmario
Trey mothafkn “THE nuGGets got FLeeceD!” Lyles

iMoreland
TREY LYLES IS MY FATHER

SiegeGod
Lyles is now Utah’s father

Unreal15
Oh my fucking God Trey Lyles is a beast!

grizzfanmario
trey mothafkn “Ima fk up the Jazz so bad” Lyles

ChuChuMaduabum
Utah gotta be wondering where the fu k this Lyles was

JayCheesy
Love Mitchell’s game but he just has a really punchable face

HauntedandHorny
Snyder looks like such a movie Villain.

HSThrow
i would not be surprised to see his face in any nazi film

DtownAndOut
Dude looks good for 55 or whatever he is.


TurboFrogz
Ingles is one of my least favorite players in the league

pabosaekki
The man’s 30 years old, lookin like he’s 50 lmao

gmask1
Funny, just watching Ingles, I just realized he looked disheveled enough to be an Aussie turning up for a barbeque. Sure enough, he’s an Aussie. Probably just came from a barbeque.

tron7
I don’t think I ever looked it up, just assumed he was Aussie.

SweetMorningLight
Ingles is funny. He looks like a uncle playing

NanoNarse
Murray > Mitchell
Don’t @ me.

Ohellmotel
But how am I supposed to inform you that I agree?

StraightFuego
Rodney Hood look like the child of Fifty Cent and Chamillionaire


DyslexicAmI
Trey lyles is that motherfuckin dude

WeirdRedBeard
JESUS LYLES

MrRager1710
Fucking christ Lyles.

DtownAndOut
I think I injured my wrist from jerking off to this 19 point lead.

Draxlar
thanks Utah! for the win and for TREY

iMoreland
Trey Lyles may be a franchise player tbh

DtownAndOut
Im going to need a a lyles body pillow.

DtownAndOut
Congrats to lyles on a new career high.

m4xdc
God I hate Joe Ingles

Utah Jazz vs. New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 4, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

I wish we could have our freaking name back.
by MardiGrasDeac on Jan 3, 2018 | 7:39 PM

Yes
by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 7:58 PM

AD is never going to be the type of player I hoped he would be. He simply has never figured out a way to post up shorter players, and his defense is spotty to say the least.
by MardiGrasDeac on Jan 3, 2018 | 8:36 PM

I gulped after that failed move on Joe FREAKING Johnson too
by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 8:36 PM

Mitchell is just so damn good
by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 8:43 PM

Defense played with much more intensity with Cousins on the bench..just saying.
by MardiGrasDeac on Jan 3, 2018 | 9:17 PM

Kind of sluggish here in the third
by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 9:30 PM

Weird…of all of the Pels, Jrue has the worst plus/minus after three quarters
by MardiGrasDeac on Jan 3, 2018 | 9:43 PM

Played the most with boogie
by juan94athree on Jan 3, 2018 | 10:03 PM

I just feel like this far into the season, it would be nice to have a clue what the Pels are trying to achieve offensively
by MardiGrasDeac on Jan 3, 2018 | 10:02 PM

Yeah
tonight the ball/man movement hasn’t been good considering they’re not getting open.
We’re VERY lucky Utah can’t make shit.

by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 10:03 PM

The was an ugly win
We collected the W, but all the concerning things we’ve been worried about were there in force: careless turnovers, lazy transition defence, some boneheaded offensive possessions. We did enough, but it wasn’t pretty.

by Icebird on Jan 3, 2018 | 10:20 PM

Crazy fortunate
that Utah couldn’t hit a three-ball to save their life

by Oleh Kosel on Jan 3, 2018 | 10:47 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

Satyrsun
What the hell has been going on? I’ve seen ad taking these trash 3s last few games and just looking tired.
Nice to see jrue hot from the 3 tonight though, keeping us in the game.

BigEarl139
I really just can’t take these turnovers man.
I can’t even comprehend how you can be so stupid with the basketball. They play like a fucking high school team in terms of taking care of the ball.

T_humps
I can’t take these bullshit foul calls on boogie

BigEarl139
LMfao forreal though what’s with these refs?
This is the most biased I’ve seen all season. What the fuck.

CP3xAD23
We are a better team without cousins, our defense is so much better.

BigEarl139
Dude they fall for Mitchell’s flops on every single fucking possession.

heycindy
Yet we have zero free throws attempts. Wow.

BigEarl139
Our pick and roll defense is embarassingly bad tonight.
AD is fucking up on pretty much every one. Not dropping properly and trying to ice every screen, even against Ricky fucking Rubio.
Jrue is going over against guys he should go under and vice versa.
You can’t expect to play good defense when your two best defensive players are making huge mistakes that are constantly leading to wide open shots.

BigEarl139
AD legit cannot score against Joe Johnson. That is just embarrassing.

BigEarl139
Whatever. They deserve to lose every game for the rest of the season if they’re going to play like this. Fucking lottery team garbage.

BigEarl139
Holy fucking shit they foul the shit out of AD AGAIN and no call.
If we win this it would be the biggest fucking shock ever. 8v5 all night tonight. Fucking crazy.

CP3xAD23
God damn one foul called against utah and their fans act like we just committed murder.

CP3xAD23
Joe Johnson is a fucking beast, I would love to have him on our team.

CP3xAD23
Mitchell with those garbage time points lol

Utah Jazz vs. Cleveland Cavaliers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 31, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Cleveland Cavaliers Reddit.

stayfrostybro88
I really hope they can win this one, but they never win in Utah so I doubt they will.

JustAKidFromAkron
Used to think quicken loans was a terrible arena name but it could be much worse. Vivint smart home wtf

U2_is_gay
Can we talk about how much cocaine Quin Snyder does?

tharizzle
I’m here for the battle of the Spaniards.

U2_is_gay
At the end of the day I suspect that Jose is a more gentle lover so win or lose the game he wins

APF429
I absolutely love Donovan Mitchell. That kid is gonna be such a stud.

Tiffosi
Mitchell is way too good to be in Utah

U2_is_gay
Utah is cool. Everybody not named Gordon Hayward likes playing there and likes SLC. Which is weird because if you asked me what NBA looks the most Utah I’d say Hayward.

bds310
hey look a team isn’t shooting 65% against us

ImprovisedUsername
Lol fuck jerebko

Manny-B
Held em to 22 points in that quarter. Nice!


dynamic87
these cheerleaders least exciting

Heatonft
It’s Utah

heat5life
they actually call Joe Johnson Iso Joe lmao

bds310
sucks mitchell will waste away in utah

bds310
lol i see why we don’t close out on shots because when we do they just pump fake and blow right by. i have never seen worse defense in my life no one fucking cares

TheUFCVeteran3
Sheesh, they’re slicing through our defense right now.

Tiffosi
The usual collapse , Korver is getting clamped just take him out

whitlinger
Korver musta got ‘white girl wasted’ in Napa.
Hopefully he recovers before the end of the game.

stayfrostybro88
Please don’t get blown out in the second half

Zladan
I like to think that while on the court Jose is just out there shit talking the guy he’s guarding in Spanish, the dude starts trying to figure out what he’s saying, and is momentarily not thinking about the ball…
And then Jose strips him
Edit: theory ineffective vs Rubio


U2_is_gay
I know it’s halftime but holy fuck is that arena empty.

lojokoro
Well this wasn’t an ideal start to the half

penbee2016
Mitchell making jr look like a rook

nova2006
the defense is non-existent. Don’t see how it can be this bad.

whitlinger
Cavs 15-36 in Utah.
What’s with this place???

Jjab430
Love gives absolutely no fucking effort on defense

Tiffosi
Defense is garbage. They just switch on Love and then everyone wants to help and leave their man wide open

stayfrostybro88
Getting their shit pushed in by an inferior team again.

Shadur321
I hate the starters sometimes

Jjab430
I really hate our motherfucking starting lineup.

memongunda
This lineup is garbage rn


bds310
IT ain’t gonna save us. how in the fucking hell do professional NBA players shoot this terribly but every team we play are the fucking 1996 bulls

lldrjones17
Fucking trash team

DMPDT616
3 points. We have 3 points this quarter. 3 fucking points. Are you kidding me?

memongunda
TT looks fat af

Bladex10
The altitude must be getting to Korver because dude cant hit the side of a barn

tharizzle
That son of a Mitchell…

solojoj0
LEBRON. WHAT THE FUCK.

LeRavioli
Lebron stop with the fucking TOs

Shadur321
LeBron is fucking us right now

Browskies
LeBron has been a fucking turnover machine this year man

BrndyAlxndr
what the fuck is wrong with bron tonight?


Heatonft
Mitchell is a beast

nova2006
JR can’t defend Mitchell. Please stop this

stayfrostybro88
Letting a fucking rookie dominate

Zladan
TBF… he’s been doing this to everyone

hellomaw
this donovan kid.

RedditGuy911
I love how we just let rookies get open layups

IMPERIALteig
Donovan Mitchell is legit damn…’

jeffli23
lolololol TY Lue keep letting JR gurding Mitchel

Tiffosi
This kid is a Superstar already … ISO on the clutch at 21? Boy

Zladan
If he was playing in a larger market, I’d honestly say he’d win ROTY.


lldrjones17
The Cavs are fucking trash.

Sweaty_Buttcheeks
Lol LeBron ruined his own birthday game with that bullshit

solojoj0
It’s so hard not to be salty right now, but God damn it why the fuck can’t we blow out a few shitty ass teams?

Bladex10
Damn they just let a rookie go off on them

MissKitty42
JR overpaid trash. He could at least open his mouth, since Donovan was shitting all over his face.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Fear the Sword.

Ingles always looks like he’s about to collapse from some unknown illness.
Posted by Joker8181 on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:09 PM

I love his attitude. He knows his limits but isn’t scared by lebron, durant and other elite players. He really don’t care.
Posted by Michael Philips on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:27 PM

Does Utah have the brightest, lightest hardwood in the NBA or is it my tv? I need sunglasses to watch Lol.
Posted by Stan Islavski on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:15 PM

that Donovan dunk was a lot. I only saw it out my peripheral vision and still was like damn
Posted by Jookboks on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:19 PM

Ricky Rubio is the definition of mediocrity.
Posted by Om Arvind on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:41 PM

I appreciate him embracing his inner-80’s Eurotrash movie villain though with the new aesthetic.
Posted by JakeTaylorHere on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:47 PM

LMAO
I feel bad for shitting on him now after seeing the lil’ vid of him supporting cancer patients

Posted by Om Arvind on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:50 PM

Slipping into some sloppy Lebron passing here.
Posted by JakeTaylorHere on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:47 PM

Korver airballing a three
Posted by Om Arvind on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:55 PM

Ah, trashketball is back.
Posted by PyroKinesis on Dec 30, 2017 | 7:55 PM

Trash 2nd Q
Posted by Om Arvind on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:00 PM

Why are our entry passes so trash tonight?
Posted by Adrock2099 on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:00 PM


Passing is sooo awful
Posted by Adrock2099 on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:31 PM

This is fucking ridiculous
Posted by Om Arvind on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:32 PM

I know it’s a little early, but man I hate January.
Posted by Adrock2099 on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:33 PM

well this hasn’t been a fun 3rd quarter.
Posted by Jookboks on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:34 PM

Lol look at this diva shit. This is not professional ball.
Posted by Space Jamz on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:38 PM

This team follows its leader/coach (LeBron). If he doesn’t want to play, the rest of the guys will follow suit. Just an embarrassing display of effort from a professional basketball team. That’s why I think it’s so pivot to surround LeBron with high energy guys who can actually pick him up.
Posted by Space Jamz on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:41 PM

This team isn’t fun to watch and with their arrogance and the wine tour sh*t they’re starting to become really unlikeable.
Posted by DrG. on Dec 30, 2017 | 8:49 PM

LeBron is throwing this game.
Posted by Jookboks on Dec 30, 2017 | 9:07 PM

wtf was that? horrible game by LBJ
Posted by Jookboks on Dec 30, 2017 | 9:28 PM

Wine tourists don’t get wins.
Posted by DrG. on Dec 30, 2017 | 9:31 PM

Utah Jazz at Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 28, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State Warriors Reddit.

allbluedream
Quin Snyder rocking a Wolverine look :D

Treplano
Rubio getting bullied lmao

IBiggWolf
Rubio looking like the golf caddy from Happy Gilmore.

BobRoss4Life
donavan mitchell is a baller, happy for the jazz

Grafaap
Mitchell wont be rookie of the year because he plays for Utah..

Robdata510
since when did the Jazz start playing fast?

Jabbajaw
Damn. Ricky Rubio looks like Happy Gilmore’s Caddy.

Kuroyukito
Man, I know it’s close but we cannot score at all.

Grafaap
This shit hurts my eyes

southwycke75344
Our offense is pathetic without KD.

Robotsaur
Luckily Utah’s offense isn’t any good in general


Robotsaur
Stop fouling 3 point shooters holy shit

t0177177y
Fouling another three point shot…

Robotsaur
How many times are we going to foul 3 point shooters? Feels like we do it at least once a game.

Ionkkll
It’s so frustrating to see every other team get 3pt shooting fouls that Steph never gets.

Robotsaur
Rubio’s hair is just awful

Bolinas99
he kinda looks like Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel

southwycke75344
The team takes on the attitude of the stars. KD and Draymond are way too relaxed. They’re not taking it seriously. So everyone is playing lackadaisical.

Robotsaur
Quin Snyder is terrifying. He looks like he’ll cut off your head if you do something wrong.

t0177177y
He is definitely one tragedy away from becoming a super villain.

ghaliboy
I don’t mind the Jazz, I bear Quinn Snyder no ill will at all but this style of basketball is absolutely fucking horrendous to watch.

southwycke75344
What’s up with Ingles? Dude’s trying to fight Bell, getting Klay pissed off with the physicality. We gotta punk this fool in the 2nd half.


galiji
Okay. Something that resembles an offensive.

Robotsaur
9-0 run… just stop the sloppy turnovers.

galiji
I forgot how beautiful 3rd quarters can be.

ub3rscoober
I love me some 3rd quarter magic.

BobRoss4Life
THIRD QUARTER WARRIORS BACK ON THE MENU

Captain_Vegetable
Coach Snyder looks furious lol

Robotsaur
Quin Snyder? When does he not look furious?

shanetrey5
THIRD QUARTER DUBS

viikatemies
Damn, outscored Utah 42-22 in the 3rd. That’s the Golden State Warriors 3rd quarter

Ionkkll
Snyder must be furious. Utah in the first half did a great job of slowing the game down but that’s all gone now.

Treplano
I think I’m erect


Robotsaur
Hahahaha apparently LeBron stormed back to the locker room after the Kings loss instead of congratulating VC on his 24 point night like the rest of the Cavs did

LexiBelleisagoddess
LeBaby

steban27
LeBitch

N0ttheCu1prit3
Whoa Mitchell.\\

LexiBelleisagoddess
Donovan “Russell Westbrook” Mitchell

GoldenStateWizards
Damn Mitchell with the dunk

Fuhdawin
Mitchell is a big reason why my fantasy team is doing well. He’s good.

Robotsaur
Why do they even have Hood and Mitchell in during extreme garbage time

N0ttheCu1prit
Looney/McGee/Zaza for Giannis who says no? Call up Jones.

N0ttheCu1prit
Rest of the league might as well forfeit the playoffs to train for next season.

mgwooley
Yo honestly, yeah. Lmao

Utah Jazz at Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 27, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Denver Stiffs.

We’re 0-2 against these fuckers. I expect all seriousness and a W
Posted by Mak P on Dec 26, 2017 | 6:38 PM

UGLY offense so far.
Posted by TheLogDog on Dec 26, 2017 | 7:15 PM

Lyles just needs to flail around a bit on those drives and he’d be a perfect Gallo replacement.
Posted by TheLogDog on Dec 26, 2017 | 7:57 PM

Great defensive half!!
Posted by DenverzFinest on Dec 26, 2017 | 8:05 PM

Altitude down?
I’ve had to switch to the Utah feed and not sure I can handle a full half of them

Posted by El Huachi on Dec 26, 2017 | 8:23 PM

The aggregator of opposing team comments for the Jazz blog is going to be pretty bored by this game thread.
Posted by margabelle on Dec 26, 2017 | 8:30 PM

Heya!

Wow, Lyles.
Posted by TheLogDog on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:12 PM

Lyles wow
Posted by Mak P on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:12 PM

Mitchell is good
But I’ll take Trey Lyles.
What a move and finish that was.

Posted by NuggetsWillWinSomeday on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:13 PM

Great win!
Posted by El Huachi on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:23 PM

awwww, a sweet exchange there by malone/quinn
malone: please don’t eat my children. please. don’t eat my children.
quinn: oh, no, no. i filled up for christmas.

Posted by dynamo.joe on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:26 PM

Mitchell 13 pts, Lyles 16 pts
Advantage Denver in that trade.

Posted by NuggetsWillWinSomeday on Dec 26, 2017 | 9:28 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Denver Nuggets Reddit.

dirtyricks
In Montana, the only way i can watch the game is on the Jazz sports channel, and I’ve came to the conclusion these Jazz analysts have no idea what they are speaking about.

dat_King
I wanna see a blowout.

A_Rocket
If Lyles can father Mitchell one time this game I’ll be so happyy

spiderpigface
We’re playing really fucking good defense

Nuggete
Wtf, I didn’t start watching the Nuggets for great defense. Get this shit out of here

iMoreland
TR3Y

Maculate
LYL2S

FreshShades
LYLES IS JESUS.

TheFlyingCandle
I’m always amazed when Lyles gets up. he makes it look so easy

tron7
The Jazz’s biggest strength is having their shit together. When we have our shit together too, they don’t have much to lean on.
When they have Gobert it’s a different story.

Maculate
Lyles>Mitchell Don’t @ Me


Shaqs-Intellect
Chandler broke af rn

1993tron7
Mitchell reminds me of Eric Gordon a bit.

Maculate
Def

Unreal15
Leave anyone on Utah open except Joe fucking Ingles please

spiderpigface
I firmly believe Ingles as our starting 3 would make us a contender, he would be perfect

BlindManBaldwin
He fits us too damn well.

JakeJacob
Truth,

DyslexicAmI
Happy for trey to be able to shine against his old squad.

DenverNugs
Holding the Jazz to 34 in the first half is increasingly Nugget

hyperadhd
Just got back driving home from the parents. Hell yeah we’re dominating. Who is popping off? Is Lyles showing the Jazz we fleeced them?

Maculate
Trey Lyles: 7 points, 8 rebounds, 3-5 FG, +9
Donovan Mitchell: 5 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists, 2-5FG, -7
Fuck. Yes.


indyxetan
Rubio looks like every secondary undercover cop on TV crime dramas.

DyslexicAmI
Wow absolutely love that attitude from Jokic just taking advantage of jerebko. That is superstar swagger.

greysonsmith
Jerebko looks like a kid trying to guard his Dad

pabosaekki
Jokic is so mean to Jerebko :(

TheFlyingCandle
As much as I don’t want to admit it, Donovan Mitchell is really good.

the_vinster
And he got put into a perfect position in Utah. They don’t have a star anymore, it was a perfect storm for him.

TheFlyingCandle
Yeah super impressed with his playmakin tonight. We are playing him defensively like he’s an allstar and he’s passing to open guy every time.

Unreal15
Jokic don’t do the silly foul shit! C’mon man

Unreal15
FUCK THESE GOD DAMN REFS MAN

mojofac
Damn I think Jokic might have just forearm smashed him lol. Kinda looked like he knew what he was doing to me.

TheFlyingCandle
Yeah I didn’t want to say it but I kind of agree

TurboFrogz
Jerebko is a pussy bitch

the_vinster
Fuck Jerebko. New reason to hate the Jazz.


armatron444
Ok, so Utah just sucks. But we’re winning a game we should win, so that’s another win in my book.

TurboFrogz
Mitchell got hella springs

armatron444
Dude is sick. ROY

greendalealumnus
LYLES RESPONDS!

Maculate
TREY LYLDUNKS

1993greendalealumnus
I don’t think we have a big 3 its clear Jokić is our best player and Millsap is probably number 2 but our team has a ton of parity, a very egalitarian system I love watching

DyslexicAmI
I think Gary is better than Millsap

Maculate
Seconded

grizzfanmario
The Jazz aren’t going to score 19 pts in less then 2 min. right? That makes 3 games in a row holding an opponent to less than 100 points.

Maculate
Who dat old bald guy? Oh, what up RJ

grizzfanmario
Get Lyles out of there. The Nuggets should jsut play with 4 players.

Utah Jazz vs. Oklahoma City Thunder: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 24, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

BBfanatical
I’m low key sick of us playing the Jazz now. Lol Just want to get this game over with and hoping the Jazz don’t have any tricks up their sleeves tonight.

ZeFrenchy16
11 seconds in and Ingles is getting chippy. PG looked pissed.

Fxman8354
Was it me or did it look like Snyder rubbed some cocaine in his top gum??

buffaloballer
My fiance she never talks during games and just said all the white dudes on utah look like inbred trailer trash the whole house went quite and busted up laughing.

Gaarando
Your fiance sounds kinda stupid bro.

PMurSquanch
I never realized how much of a defender PG is. I’m glad we got him.

XstasyOxycontin
the jazz team confuses me. are they trying to tank? are they trying to win a championship? i just dont understand their team compositon.
they should make Mitchell Tank Commander general imo

Ninetythreex
It would be nice if we could just pull away from them.

PM_ME_IASIP_QUOTES
The potenial of this squad man. If Melo and PG just hit their open looks this quarter we’re up almost 20

ThunderPoke91
Jazz are desperately hanging on to keep this from being another blow out. Can’t hit shit from inside the paint unless its a favors put back

Rittmeister7
Aaaand just like that, Donovan doesn’t have a fucking clue what to do with the offense.

YOsensaation
This halftime show is terrible lol

IsThisGenericEnough
Pls stop singing


ThunderPoke91
Ingles is the weakest player I have seen so far this year. Gets pushed around by who ever is guarding him lol

denverknickfan
Rubio isn’t very good.

gameofsnowcones
Gosh we are awful

dannye888
Worst possession ever. Also adams is having a bad game… disappointing considering he could be feasting on Derrick Favors

gameofsnowcones
Holy shit these refs

gameofsnowcones
So jazz can do whatever they want with no fouls and we breathe on them and it’s a foul

Gaarando
We only got 2 more fouls than them.

denverknickfan
Utah should think about moving to a different city.

Chalupa_Batman23
Worst color scheme in the leauge imo

ThunderPoke91
Jazz have nothing offensively without Mitchell. He is their sole option on that end


yaryar07
The refs are shitting on us

ThunderPoke91
The refs just can’t stop fucking us over.

ShabbyLiver
I feel like Felton would be a fun guy to do drugs with

Chalupa_Batman23
They’ve done a good job keeping ingles quiet

BBfanatical
That’s frustration from knowing his team is about to take an L.

tf_is_dis
Did Mitchell really get mad at Steven for just standing there? lmao

Gaarando
Mitchell please.. Adams would snap you in half.

Releasedaquackin
Mitchell wants to die apparently. Run into Funaki and have the gall to mouth off to him.

gameofsnowcones
Mitchell stop being a bitch.

underceeeeej
gotta love mitchell swatting at adams in the same manner as a tiny fly does to a majestic water buffalo


XstasyOxycontin
How the fuck is Mitchell a rookie pls

LoveLampara
Mitchell is good. He’s going to have a great career. He’s doing this in his rookie year against a great defender and great defense overall. Really impressive.

ThunderPoke91
That should do it. This was a great win!!

BBallHunter
Great game!

BBallHunter
Melo statpadding, smh.

Utah Jazz vs. San Antonio Spurs: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 22, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: San Antonio Spurs Reddit.

EinCB128
Considering what happened last night in Oklahoma, I expect the Jazz to play better than the ’92 Dream Team, and yet the Spurs will win, anyway.

estmit
No one can make a shot

statisticalbullshit
Ok guys you heard Pop. “Get the ball closer to the orange ring”

YeezusIsMyCo-Pilot
OK so the entire team is seemingly always going to play like absolute fucking dog shit every time Kawhi plays now. Good to know.

SquandasNutCheese
Holy fuck when did the jazz become the warriors

Lan_Hikari
Lol why are we absolute shit against good shooting teams like this

vrythngsgngtblrght
So we spent like 3 minutes of gameplay trying to involve Kawhi every play and it just put the offense out of whack and we barely made a dent in the Jazz lead, Nice.

Supremeisawesome
Why has our offense been so bad?

Lan_Hikari
Yeah I don’t get it either. I love the Spurs but I’m going to have a hard time taking this team seriously as far as the postseason goes if we’re going to be awful on offense for multiple quarters


ScrewHollywood
Kawhi and LaMarca need to go on a couple’s retreat together and work on their communication and rapport, maybe do some trust falls, discuss their mothers, have a little weep together, do that whole Facebook Mom ‘laugh and cry with yo frands’ thing, discover that they both like the same cocktail etc

Darcechoke21
too many open 3’s for utah

SquandasNutCheese
Jazz stop you’re supposed to score in the paint not behind the 3pt line

statisticalbullshit
Are the Jazz shooting 99% from the 3 point line?

joserizal1
Is it me or these Jazz dancers are hot AF!

Cherubim45
Isn’t it normal for NBA team dancers to be hot?

joserizal1
Yeah but the Jazz dancers seem to have an extra hotness in them

Cherubim45
Maybe it is all that Mormon inbreeding?


SquandasNutCheese
Fucking hell Rodney stop

spursaustralia
End me

SquandasNutCheese
Well fuck me Rodney is hot right now absolutely ridiculous three

SquandasNutCheese
Rodney cannot miss right now :/

spursaustralia
First of all fuck Rodney Hood

Lan_Hikari
this is over lol

Requelle
Games like this anger me until I remember that we aren’t really championship contenders anyway.
Ok, downvote me losers. Who wants to bet me gold that we don’t win the championship this year? Who wants to bet that we don’t even get to the finals this year?

InstinctBlu3s
Finally someone who gets IT. Spurs are mediocre. Even with a healthy Kawhi it’s not enough to compensate for the average roster against superteam warriors and Red hot from three Rockets. Backcourt scoring (starters and bench) doesn’t even get them to 100 points per game like the other top teams. Kawhi has to go super Saiyan & Michael Jordan level and that is unrealistic with how Pop manages the lineups.

Supremeisawesome
Im so fucking pissed right now… Terrible loss, absolutely pathetic.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Pounding the Rock.

I like Utah’s pre-game intro video.
by arvs on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:34 PM

Joffrey not getting any boards.
by KlawDaddy on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:45 PM

It’s almost like his best NBA skill is being from the same country as Tony Parker!
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:46 PM

I can’t believe Tony recommended him.
by arvs on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Joffery is getting killed
by Messi the GOAT on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Wow Joffrey is miserable on defense. The Jazz keep attacking him now.
by Devil Gunman on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:47 PM

Jerebko is good
by Scipiotheyounger on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:48 PM

WHY IS JOFFREY BACK IN
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:58 PM

I finally get to watch a game. Not trying to see Hood light us up though.
by Hemisfair89 on Dec 21, 2017 | 9:59 PM

I feel cheated when Rubio scores a 3 on us
by fuzzy_quack on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:09 PM

It’s mind-blowing a tough guy like Joffrey keeps getting killed on the board.
by Devil Gunman on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:16 PM

Did Joffrey even attempt to get back on defense?
by arvs on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:21 PM

JoLo is really unplayable tonight. His pick is probably the worst I’ve ver seen. He moves his screen before the roll player even moves.
by Devil Gunman on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:23 PM


Forbes/Mills kinda unplayable.
by basenjirowen on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:26 PM

Wow Pop I can’t believe the team got scored on right after you put Mills and Forbes in the backcourt.
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:26 PM

Hood’s like, I’m 6-8 being guarded by 5-11.
by basenjirowen on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:28 PM

LMA is just misfiring from everywhere.
by arvs on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:31 PM

That is some sorry-assed basketball.
by andyprough on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:38 PM

in 11 minutes, Kyle is 0-1/0/0/0/0/0/0/0. Guess he’s got to figure where he fits in the bench unit.
by basenjirowen on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:42 PM

Mills firing off 3-point bricks before his head has finished turning to look at the basket. High school kind of mistakes.
by andyprough on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:41 PM

Well this is embarrassing.
by TerribleTim on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:49 PM

I don’t think Lauvergne has gotten a single rebound when Favors is within 6 feet of him.
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:56 PM

He even got beaten by Ricky Rubio smh.
by Devil Gunman on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:57 PM

Can we maybe get a rebound? Favors has been beating us up all night.
by KlawDaddy on Dec 21, 2017 | 10:57 PM

Favors is murdering Joffrey.
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:02 PM


I’ve been tuning in and out, but I have not seen Joffrey make one productive basketball move this entire game. 100% negative on the plays I’ve seen.
by andyprough on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:03 PM

I’m sorry but I gotta blame Joffrey in this run the jazz are having
by Messi the GOAT on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:05 PM

Good god, Utah is getting ALL the calls their way.
by KlawDaddy on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:12 PM

no one wants to piss off the secret sect of Mormon assassins
by Joe deLarios on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:13 PM

OMG Joffrey two feet from the basket not ready for a pass
by ben_c on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:17 PM

Jeoffrey for wide open three!!!!
by Joe deLarios on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:25 PM

oh, sorry, Jeoffrey left his guy wide open for three!!!
by Joe deLarios on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:26 PM

Joffrey cant even freaking shoot free throws
by kiwi_duncan on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:30 PM

He’s an awful king as well
by Dark Black on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:32 PM


Is Rodney Hood the best player in the NBA?
by Dark Black on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:41 PM

As long as he is playing the Spurs he is..
by TDBestEVER on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:42 PM

I hate Joffrey
by kiwi_duncan on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:41 PM

I hate watching Hood play like an all star against us. Man its frustrating me.
by Hemisfair89 on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:47 PM

Is this our worst game of the year? Feels like it to me.
by Veggiedelite on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:50 PM

Pop with undoubtedly his worst coaching of the year.
Maybe the last few years.

by Jason Luthor on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:53 PM

Joffrey sucks.
by arvs on Dec 21, 2017 | 11:57 PM

Utah Jazz at Oklahoma City Thunder: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 21, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit.

gameofsnowcones
Can we please blow them out?? There’s no reason we shouldn’t

ZeFrenchy16
Our defence is so fucking elite. If we could just score 120 points a game we’d be 30-0 right now.

ZeFrenchy16
Westbrook, Westbrook, Adams and-1, Westbrook, Westbrook.
The Jazz have scored 2 points. I like.

ThunderPoke91
Westbrook moving off ball and playing good defense? Tf is going on

CamronHubbard
Are the Jazz coming off a back to back or something?

gameofsnowcones
Pg and melo continue their bricking ways

zparka82412
PSA: OFFENSE & DEFENSE ARE SPELLED WITH AN ‘s’ unless youre maybe British, in which case, how are you awake?

ZeFrenchy16
Scotland here. My sleep pattern is basically OKC Time. It’s “only” 1.30am here. I’m 36 years old with a job and future wife FWIW.

Ninetythreex
Every time Melo goes to the rim I close my eyes.

People calling Raymond Felton “Thicc Boi”: Thunder fan(s)

flashpoint_paradox
Damn Utah with only 9 points in a quarter. That defense lit.

ZeFrenchy16
Rubio is what A3rines will look like in 2027. Only A3rines can shoot.


zparka82412
Epke’s father and cousin are regular Uber drivers. Really fun and interesting people if you catch them in the metro.

specialtalk
IM FUCKING MELTING AT THIS DEFENCE AND BALL MOVEMENT. SOOO GOOOOOOOD

throw3away3791
Shit talking aside I’d love having a guy like ingles come off the bench for us.

12footjumpshot
Melo can jump??

AeronDoorn
An Anthony alley oop? How?!

SmileyCotton
Ok a lob to Melo. I now have seen everything.

GSXRya
I do love Quinn’s fire

yusbishyus
They let Ingles talk a lot. Sheesh.

Kirkizzle
Standard for an Australian

zparka82412
I saw Melo and the Nugs on Christmas a few years back. I have never feared Melo like Jingles. Thunder have always been a weird team.


Avavalis
Man up 30. It feels surreal

yusbishyus
I’m gonna cry.

riedstep
You get an ally oop! You get an ally oop! Everyone gets an ally oop!!!

leshius
That is just mean

mojo3y
Is this real???

504090
Welp, Snyder checked the fuck out.

krptz
This game has had the nastiest dunks i’ve ever seen in 1 game

Rangatira
Yeah boi….over 500…can see a run coming on…will shuddup the naysayers-the pack of kients…

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