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Utah Jazz vs. Milwaukee Bucks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 6, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Brew Hoop.

Jazz are in form and this will be a tough one
Favors and gobert will feast on this bucks team. Plumlee will definitely get some burn against this lineup. Bucks should target the jazzs weak guards

by Socrates the 3rd on Feb 5, 2016 | 6:12 PM

man gobert would fit our D so well
by buckyeah on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:31 PM

He is a 7’2” – 7’9” guy
Is there any D he wouldn’t fit so well?

by Mafael on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:32 PM

ye true lol
by buckyeah on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:33 PM

this utah crowd is dead
by buckyeah on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:47 PM

Hard to believe Utah is the 8th place team in the West
We suck, but they suck worse. Hayward and Gobert are nice players though

by rccola42 on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:50 PM

They are not worse
Derrick Favors is really good too

by junesfoshiz on Feb 5, 2016 | 10:13 PM

The Jazz dancers suck I mean damn
by kyle.m.jenkins on Feb 5, 2016 | 8:51 PM


Panty pick-up for Joe Ingles. Your order is ready for pick-up.
Flagrant 2 my azz. Plumlee tickled his head with a feather.

by joebucks2014onward on Feb 5, 2016 | 10:02 PM

Two very bad teams playing against each other tonight
by thodoris.galanos on Feb 5, 2016 | 10:03 PM

Can someone explain to me why I should watch this team.
I mean, I get the youth, ownthefuture, yadda yadda, but they just are not entertaining at all. I think high school girls basketball teams play with more passion, energy, hustle, and confidence when on the floor than this Bucks squad.

by Tbucs4life on Feb 5, 2016 | 10:53 PM

I watch a fairly decent amount of HS girls basketball can confirm
Dispirited right now.

by junesfoshiz on Feb 5, 2016 | 10:57 PM

5 Observations
1. The Bucks had the biggest collection of just plain hideous live ball turnovers I’ve seen in quite a while.
2. The defense was up about 2 notches from where it’s been lately. Rotations were sharper, close-outs intentional and mostly under control.
3. This isn’t news at this point, but Jabari’s offensive game is pretty sad outside of a couple dunks here and there. I expected him to have a Big Dog type impact early in his career, to be able to pour in an easy 20 points with some regularity. He’s a homeless man’s version of Big Dog. So I guess maybe a homeless man’s weird dog?
4. Joe Ingles looks like your friend’s roommate.
5. Quin Snyder has the best super villain hair of any NBA coach (at least now that Pat Riley is in the FO).

by ZV on Feb 6, 2016 | 1:21 AM

Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 4, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Denver Stiffs.

Quinn Snyder looks like Robert Patrick
by FuturePrivatePractice on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:11 PM

Gallinari really struggles in the defensive end….. wtf
by Japheth:the.other.kind.of.asian. on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:25 PM

Shhh.
It helps the Hayward circle jerk.

by BigSkyBirdDog on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:25 PM

Somebody needs to put the hurt in Gobert
by InboundingLobPass on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:33 PM

Sloppy basketball
by Gordon Gross on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:39 PM

Brickety Brick Bricking
by Gordon Gross on Feb 3, 2016 | 7:46 PM

Utah looks like we used to look last year
Just totally uninterested in playing basketball.

by That’s the Jokic on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:01 PM

if quinn snyder knew where your family lived, you would be distracted too
by dynamo.joe on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:13 PM


this game is so boring.
by roxintober on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:03 PM

Man..
that was a bullshit call.

by nuggs1876 on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:05 PM

Jazz announcers…
“and the rebound, off the fingertips of Hood.”
They don’t even care who pulled down the board, just the Jazz player that was closest.

by nuggs1876 on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:08 PM

So damn sloppy
Put the ball in the hoop, jeez…

by Gordon Gross on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:34 PM

Did the refs forget they can call fouls on Utah
They’ve missed about 3 as far as I can tell the last few possessions.

by That’s the Jokic on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:34 PM

this team blows and if you optimists are ok with this bullshit product you are only contributing to the problem
so terrible wtf are we all about anyways? rebuilding? thats not us we are supposed to be a perennial playoff team….so who gives a fuck if we lose in the first round the home games bring revenue to the city of Denver unlike this cluster fuck thats on the floor

by Danteslion on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:39 PM

Drunk posting?
by Gordon Gross on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:40 PM

if I was drunk posting
why the fuck would I give a shit about bringing revenue to Denver since I live in Houston in the first place

by Danteslion on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:42 PM

It’s hard to tell
by Gordon Gross on Feb 3, 2016 | 8:43 PM


Other teams like Utah can just totally dictate the game to the Nuggets
and the Nuggets comply with incessant dribbling, poor passing and terrible shots.

by Rocky Mountain Way on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:12 PM

How are we this fucking bad?
by Mancar on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:14 PM

why do I have to spell it out for you this is econimics 101
if the majority of fans are ok with the team being a stinking pile of hot garbage, they are going to stay a stinking hot pile of garbage….once fans become displeased with the shittiness that we have become it will equal a change…..ill try and make another example for you so you understand, from the owners perspective, Hey if I make the same amount of money regardless of how shitty we are, why try and make the team better. economics bro why makr the team better if I can make the same amount regardless if they blow dick or not

by Danteslion on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:20 PM

I don’t think they teach “blow dick” in economics 101
by NurktheSmirk on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:23 PM

Jesus. When Derrick favors is hitting shots against you…seriously
Why can’t we beat this fucking team?

by Mancar on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:17 PM

I really hate the Jazz
I don’t know why.

by Rocky Mountain Way on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:18 PM

We just can’t beat Utah plain and simple
by AllDayMudiay on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:18 PM

Utah just owns the crap out of the Nuggets.
by Rocky Mountain Way on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:31 PM

Well we suck.
by Mancar on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:34 PM

There is always next year to beat the jazz I guess. Lame.
by Mancar on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:35 PM


15min and zero pts from Foye…..
19min. and zero pts from Joffrey
thats not gonna get it done.

by InboundingLobPass on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:40 PM

Foye needs to be put out to pasture yesterday
and Joffery looked good early in the season but now he’s awful.

by Rocky Mountain Way on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:44 PM

can you milk foye?
by NurktheSmirk on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:45 PM

does he have teats
by TakeFive on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:45 PM

Yes, but they are on the wrong sides
by That’s the Jokic on Feb 3, 2016 | 9:59 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 2, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blog A Bull.

Go Bulls!
Make the Jazz sing the blues!

by Dr.Q on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:06 PM

who the fuck is raul neto
by Jaina on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:09 PM

I thought he was suppose to be the European Derrick Rose.
Or I may be thinking of another guy

by YouBlewwIt on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:11 PM

who will go off on utah today?
rodney hood, right?
just to make our misery worse.

by Bullieve on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:10 PM

get the alcohol ready guys
by TheHungarianJordan on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:11 PM

The jazz run a beautiful offense
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:11 PM

Fuk the refs
by Trey23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:18 PM

I hate Heywards hair
Looks like a little prick

by jaybills123 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:22 PM


stupid shot jimmy
by Jaina on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:22 PM

Kirk and brooks? Wth
by Trey23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:24 PM

What are your thoughts on McDermott
by jaybills123 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:49 PM

he’s horseshit
by seven11 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:50 PM

WTF Snell
by MCREW on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:40 PM

Wtf was that?
by AirJordan23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:41 PM

wtf
by young grasshopper on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:41 PM

Doug McDermott is bullshit.
by Dogfishhead on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:46 PM

The way the Bulls play is so embarrassing some dumb basketball these guys are playing
by MCREW on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:46 PM


The Totally Random Raul Neto Explosion Game
Brought to you by, BullsGonnaBulls

by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:48 PM

Burn it all to the ground and don’t leave a goddamn thing left
by BoozerDPOY on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:51 PM

We’re down 4, relax
by seven11 on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:52 PM

jerry sloan looks like a giant version of woody allen
by young grasshopper on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:56 PM

Jerry Sloan looks like he’d rather be reading the dictionary than watching this shit.
by Dogfishhead on Feb 1, 2016 | 8:57 PM

Haywood head looks like astroboy
by Trey23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:02 PM

Wtf happened to Jimmy?
by PrinceTarmac on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:26 PM

Banged knees
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:27 PM

at least he won’t be playing injured anymore
by JoakimsJumpShot on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Right back in the game…are you fucking serious?
Sit him for a while at least! It’s February in Utah and the team sucks

by PippenAin’tEasy on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:27 PM


Why do we dumb down so often
The Jazz are playing terrible

by jaybills123 on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:44 PM

Dude barreled his shoulder into Rose fuck that
by MCREW on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:53 PM

former mvp could not even get a call vs rodney hood
by trig on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:54 PM

fucking terrible bullshit
by trimbot on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:54 PM

come the fuck on
by trimbot on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:59 PM

Neto is schooling rose
Who even is this guy???!

by AirJordan23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:59 PM

yep
by seven11 on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:59 PM

Take that back
by Trey23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:59 PM

Wtf this neto guy got his career high!?
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 9:59 PM


The Bulls suck
I can’t believe we picked Snell over Gobert. Infuriating.

by Basketball Smurf on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:02 PM

how is hayward’s hair still like perfectly gelled
so annoying lol

by Jaina on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:07 PM

Looks like he just fell out of an episode of Dawson’s Creek circa 1999
by yungfella85 on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:09 PM

drose wishes he was rodney hood
he can actually get calls

by trig on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:16 PM

I will remember this game as the one where rodney hood got more calls than derrick rose.
by Bullieve on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:18 PM

watching this Utah team is like watching what could have been for the Bulls
Gobert and Hood should both be bulls

by Basketball Smurf on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:20 PM


Goddamit
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:26 PM

LOL. This is bullshit.
by Nut_Cracker on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:26 PM

wtf
by young grasshopper on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:26 PM

lol what complete garbage
by BlueBullBear on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:30 PM

just give them the win
we suck anyways

by trig on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:30 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
by Bullieve on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:30 PM

Goddamit
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:37 PM

Fuck this game! Fuck this Team!!!
by PJDaBullsfan on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:37 PM


Neto getting more calls than Rose
by trimbot on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:38 PM

I hate this game
by Grandmasta L on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:39 PM

Fucking terrible
by MCREW on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:39 PM

Neto is literally going anywhere he wants to on the floor
This defense is such shit!

by AirJordan23 on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:43 PM

Fuckin disgusting.
by BullsfanPortland on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:46 PM

I hope Thibs is getting a good laugh out of this debacle
by ArtisGilmoresBeard on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:46 PM

goddamn sad ass shit
cannot believe this FO and coach are still trying to sell everyone on “players aren’t mentally tough” and “dun dun returning is like a trade!”*
fuck this garbage ass non coaching, fuck garpax

by trimbot on Feb 1, 2016 | 10:49 PM

* Their front office uses this line too?

And here’s your weekly Utah Jazz wrapup

February 1, 2016

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One. Finally, Derrick Favors has returned.
** On how painful his back got: I couldn’t tie my shoe. You know, I couldn’t [bend] down, put my shoes on. I couldn’t, you know, put my shorts on. It was hard for me to walk a little bit. I couldn’t really get out of bed without feeling pain. So I mean, it was tough — and let alone try to run and jump…It was definitely frustrating, ’cause I didn’t know how long it was going to last. You know, I was thinking — a lot of stuff going through my head.
** On his first game back: I was excited…I’m an emotional person, and you know, I was happy to get out there. You know, be with my teammates, play basketball again and you know, just try to make a playoff push.

favors-laughing-sFavors, answering the question below

** On getting the start against the Timberwolves: I guess all my hard work paid off. You know, coach finally believe in me, you know, to put me in the starting lineup. You know, hopefully, you know, I could maintain that starting lineup spot and you know, just try to help the team win…I’m used to playing 20 minutes ’cause I was coming off the bench, so you know, 30 minutes, that’ll be a little bit tough to handle, but you know, hopefully, you know, I’m in good enough shape to be able to handle 30 minutes.

Two. Rodney Hood and Raul Neto, All-Star (Weekend participants).

rising stars

rising stars tweets

Raul Neto on what the Rising Stars selection means to Brazil: It’s a big deal for my country. I think I’m the second Brazilian player play in this Rising Star game. Nene was the first one, I think 2003, 2004. And it’s a big deal. We never had an All-Star player. I know that’s too far away from the All-Star player, but it’s just the beginning. I think it’s a big thing for my country and for me too.

Looks like we’re finally getting back (or closer) to that time when a Jazz player charters his own plane to the All-Star Game but there are so many Jazz players participating in All-Star events that there isn’t room on the plane for the young guys.

Three. Quin Snyder on what effect Rudy Gobert and Derrick Favors’ returns will have on the Jazz’s 3-point attempts: You know, we, you know, our, one of the things that I feel about the way we play offense is, you know, hopefully it’s malleable to our personnel…

Clearly, our spacing will be different because neither one of those guys are a 3-point shooter. So, it probably won’t be coming from them, but hopefully we can continue to space in a way — I think it’s not just our bigs or those guys being out. It’s our guards have gotten more aggressive taking those shots. Our spacing has really improved.

But again, when those two guys are on the court, the spacing’s gonna be different, and we’ll see how people defend us. That’s one of the biggest things, and you know, we’re gonna try to keep taking them, that’s for sure.

Snyder, asked if making the playoffs is a goal or if he’s just focused on continuing with the process: I think the two go hand in hand, to be honest with you. I think, you know, whether we make it or not, you know, I think it is something you strive for. And for sure, I think you can do that and at the same time, you know, keep trying to improve.

Part of development is winning, and beginning to, you know, to have that experience of winning, know what it feels like. So, you know, and continue to crave it, more towards it. And that’s part of the growth process, you know, where you start to feel like you belong. And you know, I think we’re a team right now that’s relevant.

We wanna be a team that’s in the mix, and you know, even if we, you know, if we’re that eighth seed and we limp in and have a tough time against someone like Golden State, I, it’s hard for me to think that you don’t benefit, you know, from that. And you know, so I would like to see this team achieve as, you know, as much as we possibly can.

Frankly, it would be an unbelievable accomplishment for this group, given everything that’s happened, with Dante [Exum] this summer, and you know, we get Alec [Burks] back in March, and, so. You know, it’s not something that we’re talking about every day, but I think our pl–you know, our players are competitive. They know what’s going on out there. We don’t need to fixate on that because I don’t think that is the goal in and of itself.

This isn’t a — but I do believe that as our team improves, you know, that we’ll continue to climb that ladder. And as I said, you know, it’d be nice to be in the mix and have an opportunity just to experience that. To go through the playoff preparation process, to, and all those things.

And at the same time, I, you know, I’m not gonna be, you know, I don’t think this season, w–you know, if it doesn’t happen, I don’t think we’re, you know, blaming anyone for it not happening as much as we are, we look back and say, “OK, how can we, you know, how can we use this to get better?” And that’s been crucial for us in the last few years.

Snyder, asked if he will do anything differently against the Bulls in an attempt to get the Jazz’s first three-game win streak of the season: I’m in search of consistency, so maybe we’ll just lose and keep it steady and go that way.

Four. Rudy Gobert, telekinetic.

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Five. When Stan Van Gundy met Jerry Sloan:

Following a 95-92 victory over the Jazz, Van Gundy was walking from the locker room into the tunnel to do his post-game presser with the media. Right before he exited the locker room, a Pistons official caught former Jazz coach Jerry Sloan walking through to the exit. He stopped him and wondered if he’d like to say hello to Stan. Van Gundy walked out of the locker room door and was taken aback by the presence of the Hall of Fame coach. They chatted for a couple minutes, said their goodbyes, and Van Gundy walked to the scrum beaming.

“That’s a bigger thrill than the win right there,” Van Gundy admitted. “That’s one of the all-time greats there. That’s fun. I’m not in awe very often, but I am around him.” (CBS)

Six. Gordon Hayward on the officiating this season:
** After the Pistons game: Teams are definitely being physical with us, and you know, we gotta find ways to, you know, get the defense off of us and get where we wanna go. If they’re not gonna call it, we gotta find a way to get the job done, so.
** Before the Hornets game: They’re letting guys hold us, especially at the end of games. You know, I don’t know — you try to talk to the refs and tell them and it just doesn’t seem to matter, so. We’re just going to have to be sharper and maybe push them back.

Speaking of Hayward, he shaved his scruff. He never really believed he could grow facial hair, though.

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Seven. Joe Ingles is a father-in-waiting.

ingles twins

** On his initial reaction: It was obviously a bit of a shock and you get, you find out that you are pregnant and then obviously the news of twins comes a little bit later. But yeah, a little shocked, surprised. Obviously really excited. Something that we’ve always wanted, I guess, but never kind of planned…Just kind of waiting for the right time, and it happened, and we don’t do anything half-assed in the Ingles family, so you got two of them.
** On his usage of “half-assed”: I wasn’t sure if I was allowed to use it in Utah.
** Ingles, asked if his wife called him from Australia to tell him the news and how did it all work: No, so she was here when we found out. Obviously, we needed to be together for that to happen anyway. So, yeah, we found out [about] two or three weeks ago now.
** Ingles, asked about the long-distance logistics of playing away from home: No, I’m not having my kids here. I’m having my kids in Australia.
** Parenting plan: It’s gonna be tough, but they gonna have — when they get to about two years old, they’re gonna play with each other. We’ll lock them in a room, and they can play with each other, and soundproof the walls, and they won’t, we won’t even hear them, and life will be great.

Eight. Dennis Lindsey on roster-building while keeping Gordon Hayward’s impending free agency in mind: I think that the best thing we can do is get out of the way and let Quin work, and then continue to add good, young pieces around him…Quin really knows what he’s doing. I think Gordon recognizes that.

Nine. New Jazzman Erick Green on getting called up from the D-League: I found out last night, late last night, like 10:30 or something. And I didn’t answer the phone for the first two calls because I didn’t, I don’t never answer the call if I don’t know your number. That’s just how I always am.

So, I didn’t answer and my agent called me and was like, “Answer your phone. Utah’s calling you.” So I answered real fast then…I pick up the phone. They told me they excited to have me. And I was exci–I couldn’t even sleep last night.

Ten. Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Week (UDQM)

harpring hot dogKudos to the guy that drew Harpring, by the way. Job well done.

** Craig Bolerjack: It’s the man that can put the six hot dogs down all by himself. My partner, Matt Harpring.
** David Locke to Rodney Hood: Do you mean, I mean, to some extent, you had to hit the lowest moment to be able to kinda come back up?
** Beat writer to Derrick Favors on his first game back: Do you think you could’ve gone even longer than the 20 minutes, though?
Favors: I don’t know. You know, I was good if it’s 20 minutes.
** DJ/PK to Joe Ingles: I think fans find that intriguing. Will–seriously, Quin and the coaching staff will have a list of a bunch of things you blew and show you film of stuff that went wrong.
Ingles: Probably not a bunch or a list, but there’s always things, and I’m sure it’s probably nothing major…You never know, it might be a day we come in and it’s all positive stuff about what we can do next time that was great, and to keep doing it.
** Gordon Hayward on slow starts and other issues: Those things are things that definitely keep me up at night, and you know, watching film helps that.
** Boler during the Pistons game: He couldn’t explode from the waist down. (H/T @JazzRaytion)
** Boler during the Timberwolves game: Nice, soft, just stroked it deep. (H/T @5kl)
** Harpring during the Timberwolves game: When you play hard, you’re going to touch people every now and then. (H/T @5kl)
** Harpring after the Timberwolves game: I’ve seen bigger. (H/T @5kl)

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 30, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

goddamnit the utah feed
god…..damnit.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:06 PM

Matt Harpring…
You poor bastard

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:08 PM

50% of Gobbert’s shots are dunks. Holy fudge. Did I hear that right on the Wolves feed?
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:07 PM

9′ 7″ standing reach.
fuuuuuck
Is it an alley-oop if you don’t leave the ground?

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:14 PM

Gorgui you can’t challenge Gobert with your slow ass release.
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:14 PM

We took Gore over Rudy, right?
Fuck me.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:15 PM

Gobert looks like Tayshaun after being stung by 10000 bees
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:16 PM

Utah is good and will make the playoffs, but they are like a bit boring, no?
by criteriado on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:22 PM

What’s new?
It’s Utah.

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:23 PM


God, Hairwad
by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:26 PM

This is it. This is Hayward’s nickname from now on.

He and Snyder look like douchy frat brothers in some incarnation of the…
Revenge of the Nerds series.

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:29 PM

The Jazz seem like they will keep us in the game and then blow us out when our bench unit comes in the 3rd Q
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:27 PM

Oh, so you’re saying the Jazz are a professional basketball team?
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:28 PM

Yes
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:30 PM

Why is Pringles still in the league?
The NBA is becoming more and more a league for random Austrlian chillers

by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:41 PM

Hood so good
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:46 PM

Seats available in Salt Lake…
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:51 PM

Maybe the fans are all clubbing
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:52 PM


Joe Ingles will only ever play for Utah
So Utah

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:56 PM

If you casually found out that he’s never had sex
and went to a one room school house, would it even register as news?

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:59 PM

I’m definitely not buying a house from him
or installing a pool in his backyard.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:01 PM

I’ve been married 16 years…
and I’m never introducing LaVine to my wife.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:00 PM

LaVine: who’s that?
Me: Oh, that’s just my transvestite sister. You don’t want to know her.
.
.
.
Wife: who was that?
Me: No one.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:05 PM

What if a bullfrog mated with a big mouth bass?
God: are you serious? That’s funny.
Me: Yeah, then what?
God: Say no more.
.
.
.
Mike Miller.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:13 PM


What’s with Derrick “31” Favors?
He’s on the Al Jefferson fitness plan.

by Rodman99 on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:21 PM

If I was an assistant I would drink two beers before every game and just have fun
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:26 PM

So you’re a Sidney Lowe bit account?
well done

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Sid likes ladies with long finger nails, not purplish hair.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:29 PM

There’s been so many bad reaches in this game
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:36 PM

It’s like an inexperienced porn movie.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:38 PM

Well, we are in Utah…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:39 PM

been there, right?
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:39 PM


Fuck.
We’re maybe better than the Lakers. Easily bottom 5 in the NBA.

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:50 PM

What if Hellboy nailed an albino catfish?
Mike Miller…

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:54 PM

So, was Sam screaming at Bjelica on the sideline
5 minutes ago a contributor to the last few minutes of horror for Nemanja? Or had Bjelly been playing awful all along?

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:56 PM

Pretty awful all along but yes Sam’s yelling probably isn’t helping.
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:57 PM

Shame, makes a man fake things over
Shame makes him lose and hard swallow
Shame sinks you there where games are shallow….

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:03 PM

That kind of poetry is probably not to Sammich’s taste…
Methinks he’s more of a “Once was a man from Nantucket…” aficionado.

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:07 PM

Who hadn’t the aim
To hit the bucket?

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:09 PM

The fans all grinned
as they wiped off their chins
Let’s trade……. and ……..it

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:10 PM

He said with a scowl…
As he threw in the towel,
The Jazz have no system so FUCK IT!

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:12 PM

A Jazzy team has shown us how
our system continues to s..k it.

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM


Trevor Booker’s having one of those annoyingly productive Trevor Booker games.
by mr. eggplant on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:57 PM

Did you guys notice that after LaVine slipped nobody helped him up? Rubio ran from the bench to help him.
by lincz on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:00 PM

Ricky knows as long as Zach is the back-up PG his job is secure.
Everybody else knows that if Zach is the back-up PG their numbers will suffer.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:01 PM

15 points to these scrubs is bullshit
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:08 PM

Favors’ birthday is July 15 and his number is 15. Lame.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:11 PM

wow, what a doosh
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:11 PM

splash
Hayward’s shot is gorgeous

by WordSalad on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:13 PM

you mean hair, right?
by AverageJer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM

we should hire him as a shooting/hair care coach
by WordSalad on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM


Game.
by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:13 PM

Like every Jazz game ever this has turned in to a a brutal slog through a mile of shit.
Utah’s identity is to force the game into a cesspool.
Congrats.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:17 PM

Burke with the “Fuck You” 3 there…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:24 PM

It’s cool that he misses us
by FreeDieng on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:25 PM

He just doesn’t miss AGAINST us…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:26 PM

fuck him
by DukeVanMarshall on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:27 PM

And this is the point where I look in the mirror and say why in the fuck do I waste my time with this team. This organization.
I could’ve been out with friends. Hugging babies. Meeting people. Living. Instead I decided as always to sit in and watch this shitshow unfold in the way all shitshows unfold, sloppy and disgusting. Years now. Of my life.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so when’s the next game?

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:28 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Charlotte Hornets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 28, 2016
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: At the Hive.

Oh no we’re starting slow again
by BuzzingAllDay on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:16 PM

im not thrilled we’re letting the jazz dictate the pace
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:24 PM

At this pace
The game is going to finish 50-51

by razzman on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Gordon Hayward and Nic Batum remind me of one another
they play like they’re in slow motion; in a good way

by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:29 PM

bricks… bricks everywhere
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:38 PM

nobody can buy a shot
by jovox on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:38 PM

what the hell is this shit
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:39 PM

alright, these are two amature teams
by paladined on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:39 PM

this is ugly, ugly, ugly basketball
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 9:40 PM

Sweet we broke 1 point per minute
No stopping us now

by razzman on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:01 PM


Marvin wants non of Gobert lol
Kemba hero ball time… at least we need it this time

by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:01 PM

This team is probably getting scolded in the locker room right now..
Hope they turn it around

by louie7992 on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:08 PM

if cliff is coaching like we’re playing
he’s taking a nap on the floor during halftime

by jovox on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:09 PM

I miss when Marvin could shoot
by JDeLong42 on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:28 PM

someone tell PJ you shouldnt try and dunk on Rudy Gobert
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:29 PM

the jazz have the same number of blocks as we have assists
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:30 PM

Gobert is a blocking machine
by BuzzingAllDay on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:30 PM

my man jerry sloan
john stockton is the reason i love the nba (and malone)

by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:43 PM


walker finally passes when its probably a horrible idea to do so
this game…….this game

by jovox on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:45 PM

Could this be any more of a clusterfuck?
by Sneedle Vision on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:45 PM

Losing Streak starts now
by Intrepid5 on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:46 PM

we better not lose to the lakers…
by BuzzingAllDay on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:47 PM

I thought Hood had a good chance to shine in the NBA, seems to be hitting his stride
by JeffCor on Jan 27, 2016 | 10:56 PM

One of my favs from that draft
by focuslja on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:13 PM

wow Quinn Snyder’s fingers are freakishly long, he just signaled in a play holding up two fingers and it looked quite strange
by JeffCor on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:03 PM

I really wish Utah hadn’t matched Hayward’s offer sheet. He’d look great in the purple and teal
by JeffCor on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:07 PM


around what time did garbage time start?
by jovox on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:15 PM

the 2nd quarter
by adamcawa on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:15 PM

The bright side is that all of our starting 5 players managed to score
while 2 of the Jazz’s starting 5 scored 0 point.

by beeinthebox on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:22 PM

That actually makes the loss sound even worse
by Intrepid5 on Jan 27, 2016 | 11:24 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 26, 2016
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

We’re the only team in the league
To have Gobert and Favors play in 100% of the games against us.
Teams are so afraid of us it’s hilarious.

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 8:58 PM

Go Pistons!
We should lose to Utah, because the Pistons traditionally lose to Utah.. It makes me hope that we might confound expectations again and beat them.

by jayod on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:09 PM

We’re playing in home white?
Very weird ..
Anyhow: great start!

by DennisGER on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:14 PM

Well, there goes our great start and early lead
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:17 PM

Favors and Gordon Hayward are some of my favorite non pistons
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:18 PM

The stifle tower is one of the best nicknames in sports
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:20 PM


0-5 for Hayward
Morris is an elite defender

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:28 PM

Drummond is so so so afraid of being fouled he nearly missed that layup
That really hurts his offense

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:36 PM

I think he was more afraid of Gobert blocking him
Rightfully so, I’d say

by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:37 PM

Quin Snyder looks like he sucked on something super sour.
by IamPAP on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:47 PM

Dude looks almost evil
He could easily play a movie villain

by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:49 PM

Gobert is the new Hibbert
Hack’s a crap ton and gets away with it because he’s slothlike in everything he does. Give appearance he’s not shoving and grabbing and whacking a ton. Saw several fouls by him I think would have been called on Andre, admittedly because Andre’s not as good at hiding them.

by buzzardbeater on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:55 PM

kennedy hates detroit
the utah announcers think their team shits unicorns
and if any one of our players double techs out of the game I will cheer becqause this is bullshit.

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:58 PM

They’re boooing
but heyward leveled illy

by Makeithappen19 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:01 PM


What kind of animal is the Utah Jazz’s mascot?
by GTPWTW on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:02 PM

a furry?
by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:02 PM

Figures
Lot of sexually repressed mormons in the area

by GTPWTW on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:04 PM

you know after the game
it wont be burke or favors that get all the ladies asking for digits but that mascot and both men and women will be wanting to know how to get their yiff on with that utah star
(ps if a utah fan reads this lighten up i’m just kidding)

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:05 PM

i think maybe kennedy hates both of our teams
which will be good for us

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:09 PM


jazz announcers making me drowsy
by HaterWade on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:19 PM

Can’t tell the difference from far away between Ingles and Hayward
by HaterWade on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:29 PM

Gorbert’s pseudo-muttonchops are really bugging me for some reason
by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:30 PM

Rec’d for Gorbert
Much better name

by Christopher Daniels on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:31 PM

Dre needs an exorcism as soon the team gets back to Detroit
by Kudos on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:31 PM

I know Rudy Gobert isn’t known as an offensive center
But his facial hair sure is.

by RyanCaldwell on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:35 PM

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so
by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:36 PM

Gobert startin to school our all star.
by buzzardbeater on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:35 PM

These Jazz announcers whine so much. It is so annoying.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:38 PM

Haha! The Utah announcers are hilarious. Every time there’s a foul they’re like, “What?! No, obviously the Utah player didn’t do anything wrong!” and then when they show the replay they’re like, “Ohhhh… I see…. well, I hope he doesn’t get fined for that because yeah, that was a big time foul….”
by garrettelliott on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:39 PM


Intentionally fouling Brandon Jennings instead of Andre Drummond is a perfect summary of Trey Burke’s career.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:57 PM

lmao, trey burke!
Wrong guy!

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

they look so similar
by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

They could be twins!
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

Lol, Trey Burke is so bad
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

but TREY BURKE!!!
by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

AHAHAHAH
WRNOG GUY TREY what an idiot.

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

This game would be a lot tougher if they had Neto
Burke has been terrible tonight.

by jayod on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:57 PM


Fuck off Rodney Hood
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:01 PM

Holy crap like every image of Quin Snyder makes him look insane
He’s a comic book villain.


by Yostradamus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:02 PM

Go away Rodney Hood
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:03 PM

Hayward clearly pushed marcus… lmao
refs

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:08 PM

These refs…
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:08 PM

Hayward with the offensive clear out. Nice.
by garrettelliott on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM

Hey refs start calling shit both ways please
by Kudos on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM

I love how the Jazz just push off on our defenders to get open.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM


SMDH Dre…
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:13 PM

You are an embarrassment Andre
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:13 PM

Good fucking defense Andre. You fucking suck
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:14 PM

hey, look. cool. we’re throwing the game away. again.
by KianB on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:14 PM

This shouldnt even be a game
Right now

by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:20 PM

Lolz, we’re gonna lose
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:20 PM


I want a time machine
So I can see this team in 2018. Frustrating this year.

by Hypnowheel on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:23 PM

Fuck Hood
But damn that was a shot. Good D too.

by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

WTF WAS THAT? GOBERT LITERALLY PUSHED KCP TO THE FLOOR ON THAT 3?
BS.

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

So fucked up
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM

Gobert is immune to the whistle.
by IamPAP on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:31 PM

Unbelievable
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

Fuck good
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

Go fuck yourself Hood
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

Gobert gets away w/ murder. That’s insane.
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM


Refs made this close
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM

Utah better put Trey in.
This is his calling card.

by J Dre on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:31 PM

haha.
he should only be used in these situations.

by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

I swear if Rodney Hood makes another 3, things will be broken
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

Um…Am I the only guy that likes Uncle Rodney Hood?zz
by Titanbob13 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

now that we’ve won
i wouldn’t mind having him on our team

by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:34 PM

SEASON SWEEP OF UTAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!

by The truth Rodney White on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:33 PM

And here’s your weekly Utah Jazz wrapup

January 25, 2016

124 standings

One. This week in a nutshell:

quin-sum

Two. Trey Burke, asked how the team can settle back into it emotionally after the loss to the Bobcats Hornets: Just go out there and do what we do, which is just play together, have each other’s backs. You know, I think if we can start games the way we, you know, come together like in the third quarter if we’re down, you know, 15 to 12 points, you know, once we start getting that juice — if we can start the games with that juice, it, we’ll be pretty tough to beat.

But we have to find ways to have energy from the jump, and that’s just something the leaders of this team — you know, Gordon [Hayward], [Derrick] Fav[ors], myself, some of the other guys — have to continue to emphasize before the game.

Three. Three generations of Stocktons (via @renobighorns):

stocktons

CZD6L5CUkAEuqGn

Four. Quin Snyder has greatness written all over him.

Jerry Sloan:

“I don’t follow [Twitter],” Sloan said. “I don’t even have a computer. I don’t know how to turn one on. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (DN)

Gregg Popovich:
pop computer

And Quin Snyder:
quin social media

Five. Jeff Withey as you’ve never seen him (click on the image for the uncropped version):

withey

This, incidentally, is the second time* a Utah Jazz player has been featured in his underwear on this site. Remember Thurl Bailey’s tighty whities?

* Third, if you count this John Stockton shot.

Six. Inquiring minds want to know: Did Withey want to leave the hotel after he got there (click on the image for the uncropped version)?

kennedy

Seven. Rudy Gobert weighs in on his favorite nickname:

rudy nickname

Eight. Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Week (UDQM)
** Matt Harpring on Craig Bolerjack: I get on him sometimes. But I tell you, I couldn’t have asked for a better partner…It makes it fun. It makes, you know, blow-outs still fun. It makes, you know, traveling and this job fun for me. Again, I know I give him a lot of “grief,” but then he gives me “grief.” But it, that’s also fun.
** Boler to Trey Burke after the loss to the Bobcats Hornets: Your juice was pretty good.
** Boler to Quin Snyder after the win over the Nets: Your mantra today at shootaround was “Grind it. Just keep grinding; good things happen.”
** Matt Harpring during the Nets game: You get tired when you’re banging guys throughout the entire night. (H/T anonymous)

Utah Jazz at Brooklyn Nets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 23, 2016
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Nets Daily.

Yay another loss!!
Can’t wait to see how we give up!

by ATLNets on Jan 22, 2016 | 7:07 PM

Well I can finally watch games again
But I’m not sure I want to…

by ThatCTNetsFan on Jan 22, 2016 | 7:36 PM

Great start off to this game
Hope they can remotely keep it up.

by Kenzo Tenma on Jan 22, 2016 | 7:48 PM

10-0 run for the Jazz. Great.
by LopezTonight on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:00 PM

Is it just me or does the jazz coach look like a movie villain? He just needs a scar across his eye.
by GedionZelalem on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:02 PM

He looks like a villain in a movie where the hero is a dog.
by JimNJuice on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:03 PM

This really cracked me up.

HAHAHA, YES
by GedionZelalem on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:04 PM


Jeff Withey is gonna be the scrub of the game
He’ll post a low double double

by NetsFanFromPuertoRico on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:03 PM

When is coach Thibs hire date?
by Jerseyjon on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:19 PM

The lack of talent on this team is mind boggling
by manny1992 on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:23 PM

this game is miserable
by soul driver on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:24 PM

Snyder Looks freaky
by the Cool none on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:25 PM

The whole team has given up.
You can see it in their body language. This is a disaster of epic proportions. We need a GM as soon as possible before the trade deadline to put everyone on the block to gauge if there are any desperate playoff teams out there that are willing to give us good young pieces for Brook, Thad or Joe. Perhaps there’s a team out there that feels that one of those vets could put them over the top and would be willing to trade a couple of young prospects.

by TheHurricane on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:11 PM

It’s such a joke these former-players get NBA gigs. Just so much cluelessness. Billy King really knew how to find like-minded individuals.
I think Bogs has been really bad, but he should be getting minutes over Ellington. Nope. Ellington is one of the minutes leaders.

by Rainy on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:44 PM

I wanted to give Brown a chance, but we need to hire a real coach like now
He’s letting the guys do whatever the hell they want… it is not okay that Ellington is playing the most minutes and taking the most shots, that is atrocious.

by JKim18 on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:46 PM


No Derrick Favors or Alec Burks, the Jazz have Neto at starting point
And we still look about a hundred times worse than they do. How many teams have been more pathetic than this in the last decade?

by JimNJuice on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:40 PM

This coach has to start yelling at this pathetic effort.
by JustinNJ on Jan 22, 2016 | 8:59 PM

This team is absolutely effing putrid.
What a sad display.

by GedionZelalem on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:00 PM

Hayward is so good
by manny1992 on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:02 PM

To be fair, we are making Neto look like an All Star
by BroLo Tomassi on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:03 PM

We are getting clowned by the freaking Utah Jazz
Absolutely pathetic.

by BroLo Tomassi on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:03 PM

I thought New York shipped their garbage to jersey
Guess it was the other way around….

by Jerseyjon on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:06 PM

It has gotten so bad that we really are pinning our hopes on 2 rookies:
One who can’t shoot and one who has never played an NBA game and is coming off a major injury.
So sad.

by BroLo Tomassi on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:09 PM


These fans are so weak!!! BOOOOOOOOO THIS FRIGIN TEAM!!!
by JustinNJ on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:13 PM

And people think Free Agents are coming here.
by GNYR on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:14 PM

This team and organization is straight trash
by Alec5 on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:19 PM

I may not be an NBA head coach…
But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one time, therefore I believe I’m qualified enough to be an NBA coach and am officially throwing my hat into the ring. I expect to hear back from the team any day now because I’m pretty sure I could do a better job coaching this team.

by Do0msday on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:27 PM

remember when management said this team would be better?
LOLOL

by bronxbombers2 on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Remember when this team actually had management?
LOLOL

by Do0msday on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Worst game of the season …
Why I watched the “whole thing” I’ll never know. Sadist?

by Lupo Pazzo on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:49 PM

We have just witnessed
Wayne Ellington’s Brooklyn Nets.

by Coldbruh1906 on Jan 22, 2016 | 9:57 PM

Utah Jazz at New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 21, 2016
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Posting and Toasting.

This weather is getting to me
A win could help warm my flapping heart

by fracon on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:12 PM

What the fuck is a Hayward? More like.. HayNERD
by Rubbercons on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:33 PM

Gordon Hayward
has ridiculous hair

by anthony1968 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:44 PM

That’s not gonna work most of the time with Gobert there lol
by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:47 PM

ouch
by JetsFan718 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:47 PM

melo is getting rejected alot lately
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:48 PM

Golbert is gonna be a monster soon.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:48 PM

He’s already one
by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:48 PM

My dislike of Hayward grows.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:51 PM

I’m with you
I find him considerably unlikeable. For his haircut alone

by anthony1968 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:53 PM

Especially the hair cut.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:54 PM


Are they even trying to play defense?
by Rubbercons on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:51 PM

Ok jazz I’m on to your strategy
1) play boooring basketsports
2) put other team to sleep
3). Bore us all to an ugly uneventful win led by neto

by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:54 PM

Call a foul you fucks
by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:56 PM

that was nice
now play defense you fucks

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 7:57 PM

For whatever reason
We refuse to score or play defense against the Jazz

by Knickstaps Porzingknicks on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:02 PM

This ingles guy was destined to be a jazz
by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:05 PM

This is an ugly, ugly game.
by Walt Clyde Phraser on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:08 PM

ok, this is ugly as hell
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:09 PM


All this shit shooting….
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:09 PM

Ugly shot after ugly shot after ugly shot, sprinkled with MEH defense..
by Rubbercons on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:09 PM

this is not entertaining
by JetsFan718 on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:09 PM

What horrendous basketball
by anthony1968 on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:09 PM

The Jazz really bring out the worst in us
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:10 PM

Fuck is happening
by Muruju on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:12 PM

Jesus fuck.
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:12 PM

Um, what’s going on here?
by Jackaroe on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:13 PM

this game = vomit
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:16 PM

This game is like death by a thousand paper cuts
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:17 PM

On the plus side, it’s only midway through the second
by Jackaroe on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:17 PM


Neto is like delly west
Sooo many alley oops

by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:21 PM

Porzingis’ dunk made coach snider angry. Made him call a timeout. Made him murder 15 people
country_quin.0
by Kris KrossZingis on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:25 PM

Gordon Hayward looks like every bartender in lower manhattan.
by Walt Clyde Phraser on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:28 PM

bwahahaha
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:29 PM

The Jazz hit everything they throw up.
And get EV-ER-Y fucking call.

by Knickstaps Porzingknicks on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:31 PM

Man I really hate Gordon Hayward.
by Glen Sather’s Cigar Case on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:32 PM

The Jazz head coach looks like a villian from a show where all the main characters are attractive as heck
Basically a CW show

by themvp93 on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:47 PM

Gordon Hayward is TORCHING US
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:54 PM

As is tradition
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:55 PM up


Jazz stop hitting 3s plz
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:55 PM

FUCK these 3s
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:59 PM

Now I gotta go on 2k and nuke the Jazz.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 8:59 PM

Wish Knicks could have all these young talented players that Utah has
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:00 PM

Damn Gobert just owned the fuck out of Lopez
by Muruju on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:02 PM

fuck these refs seriously
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:03 PM

fuckin ref
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:04 PM

Are we done with the Jazz after this? I’m just sick of them
by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:06 PM

Ugh come oooooooooooon
I want to be .500 so badly

by Jackaroe on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:08 PM


Hayward is such an annoying bitch
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:12 PM

This seriously fuck him
by Glen Sather’s Cigar Case on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:13 PM

I told people he was unlikable.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:13 PM

18 free throw attempts to 2
Bull fucking shit.

by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:12 PM

These fucking fouls tho
its clearly 8 on 5

by Carmelapplestapz Godzingodthony on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:13 PM

Hood
Unreal

by karanparekh929 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:16 PM

that was good D, Hood is legit pretty good
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:16 PM

Hood is good.. or just lucky.
by Rubbercons on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:16 PM

Nah he’s a good player. And I hate Dukies but he plays within himself.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:17 PM

Rodney Hood is the official scrub of the night, right?
by ColonialCrush13 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:16 PM

He’s actually good I think
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:17 PM

He’s good.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:18 PM


I wish Melo would make guys better
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:34 PM

He’ll never change his game
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:36 PM

FUCK YOU REFS
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:37 PM

This game became amazing
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:39 PM

FUCK YOU REFS
by LazaroSmithington on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:39 PM

hey Gobert, French wine sucks
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:39 PM

Hayward is a really annoying player
He basically stopped the last possession to complain about Melo’s defense

by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:40 PM

He’s a huge whiner
by Glen Sather’s Cigar Case on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:41 PM

How good are the blow jobs Rudy is giving to these refs?
by LazaroSmithington on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:40 PM

I thought the same thing lol
Fuck the Referee’s !

by BKDONPRINCE45 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:57 PM

He is European
They do alot of things us prude americans wont consider

by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:41 PM

Fuck Butler players.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:42 PM


CARMELO “NOT A LEADER OF MEN” ANTHONY
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:43 PM

Carmelo couldnt lead his way out of a paper bag
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:43 PM

He could eat his way out of one
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:43 PM

Probably too selfish to share any too
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:44 PM

I’m terrified of Trey Burke right now
by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:44 PM

beyond terrified
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:44 PM

FUCK YOU JAZZ
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:44 PM

fuck it’s trey burke
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:49 PM

trey burke go the fuck away
by Seth on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:49 PM

lmao go blue FOREVER but fuck the Jazz right in their eyeholes for real
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:49 PM


I love you all and I love the world and I love the knicks
by Jackaroe on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:50 PM

We dont suck anymore!!!
by Carmelapplestapz Godzingodthony on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

Hood doesnt believe you
by prfella on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:52 PM

Rodney Hood can suck it
by John Stark on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

For fucks sake Hood
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

Got to be shitting me
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

fucking Rodney Hood
by HighFlyers28 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

Damn, son, Hood is good
by prfella on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

OMG
Does this dude miss?

by rcnt123 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

Fuuuuuck
by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

Anybody who didn’t think Hood would make that ain’t a real Knick fan
by Muruju on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

fuck these guys
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:51 PM

For fucks sake
Fuck off Hood

by knicksfanhere96 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:52 PM

Rodney Curry
I applauded him after that last shot.
Now stop doing that.

by KP is my real dad on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:53 PM

Time for Fish to call the Prevent Hood defense
by Crackback on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:56 PM


Jazz coach gonna murder someone
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:56 PM

OMFG!
by JetsFan718 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:56 PM

no fucking way
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:56 PM

KRISTAPS WHY YOU JUMP MY BOY
by Seth on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:56 PM

FUCK.
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:57 PM

NOOOOOOOO
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:57 PM

FUCK YOU HAYWARD YOU FUCKING COCK
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:57 PM

refs doing us dirty again
by LazaroSmithington on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:57 PM

The Jazz can eat a fucking dick
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:59 PM

If KP didn’t jump…
douchebag Hayward would have hit the three anyway

by anthony1968 on Jan 20, 2016 | 9:59 PM

lol i get those feels too
by VirusKA on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM


OT ugh
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

Dammmmitttttttttttttttttttttttt
by prfella on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

*screaming*
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

What the hell?
by knicksfanhere96 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

Wtf kinda shit was that?
by Crackback on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

WTF kind of play was that
by Glen Sather’s Cigar Case on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:00 PM

fuck you Rodney Hood
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:02 PM

Great flop by Bitchdon Flopward
by LazaroSmithington on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:03 PM

MELO IS THE WHITE LARY BIRD!
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:05 PM


Fuck Hayward and his Williamsburg hipster-looking ass.
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:05 PM

Bitch ass hayward.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:06 PM

Yeah miss that shot bitch!
by knicksfanhere96 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:06 PM

Fucking Rodney Hood
by Yankees-Bills-Knicks on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:07 PM

FUCK YOU HOOD LET US WIN
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:07 PM

wtf why do those ALWAYS go in
by JetsFan718 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:12 PM

Utah is the stupidest fucking team
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:12 PM

they don’t miss threes. Go the fuck away Jazz
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:12 PM

Fucking enough already
by Jackaroe on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:12 PM

STOP HITTING THREES YOU ASSHOLES!
by knicksfanhere96 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:12 PM

Ok so any Trey is a danger in that corner.
by JazzFanDonny on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:13 PM

yea it’s not even a joke. it’s legit. draft and trade for all the treys
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:13 PM up

LET US WIN YOU POTATO EATING FUCKERS
YES I KNOW THAT’S IDAHO NOT UTAH

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:13 PM


SAME SHIT FUCK THEM
by rightlight on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:13 PM

Melo beats Larry Legend
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:15 PM

Larry Bird ain’t shit
by Visions of future Shump on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:15 PM

This is the worst
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:16 PM

seriously what the fuck
by foiegrastyle on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:16 PM

Can we just fucking win this game already damn it
by Glen Sather’s Cigar Case on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:16 PM

double OT incoming
by Rice2012 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:16 PM

The refs are really doing what they can to keep the Jazz in.
by TheTrailBlazer on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:19 PM


What is Rodney hoods contract status?
He can’t like it in Utah, right?

by felinequickness on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:19 PM

Haha
Only Karl Malone liked it there

by TarikW on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:19 PM

Ya’ll turned that shit over.
Fuck you, Jazz. Fuck you, refs. Good night!

by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:22 PM

Finally
by rcnt123 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:24 PM

Thank God!
by JetsFan718 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:24 PM

How did we win that?
by Melo 5 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:24 PM

Jazz are the softest team in the history of sports
GAME 6 YOU DUMBASSES HAHAHAHA!!!!!

by LazaroSmithington on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:24 PM

lol thats cold blooded man
How do you know Bryon Russel isnt on the thread right now?

by Carbonbased820 on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:25 PM

No one can’t say that Knicks didn’t fucking clawed to get to .500.
by LadyKnick on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:25 PM

Melo> Bird
Fuck Boston

by Zombor on Jan 20, 2016 | 10:26 PM

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