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February 15, 2018
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Utah Jazz vs. Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 15, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bright Side of the Sun.

Ack
I got retina burn-in from those caution light unis the Jazz are wearin’.

Posted by VW Beetle on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:20 PM

I can already tell how this will end..
With this unexisting defense.. Can we ever trap a screen and roll.. Or switch..wtf is this

Posted by strangetamer on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:21 PM

Please don’t lose by 60
Posted by troglodytes on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:22 PM

no wonder LeBron got rid of Crowder
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:42 PM

Yes let the jazz players have wide open threes.
Great idea

Posted by Bboi on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:58 PM

Ingles always moves slowly
But somehow he is a good defender

Posted by GodsGift2Women on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:59 PM

FUCK U INGLES!
Posted by GodsGift2Women on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Welp. Guys like Crowder and O’neale making Book’s life very difficult.
Not a great sign.

Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:05 PM

Booker is 3/4 assing it …but I don’t blame him.
Posted by chris.valentine.1806 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:05 PM

who tf is this oneal dude
Suns making him look like an all star

Posted by livefreeorsuns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:09 PM

Anybody else able to see all these little blonde Utah children attempt to play basketball during halftime?
They’re so polite. One stole the ball and then handed it back to the other one.

Posted by SouthernSun on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:11 PM


Mitchell makes some really good passes
His assist numbers aren’t great but some of these passes are Lebronesque

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:29 PM

kid has game
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:30 PM

we’re playing hard but the refs are calling bs and helping the tank
I’m good with that

Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:31 PM

We are far too handsy this game
you would think we would stop grabbing guys after the refs called us for it the 5th time

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:32 PM

Ingles is one of the best role players in the league
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:48 PM

Quinn Snyder looks crazy!
great coach tho lol

Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:55 PM

He does kind of look a bit serial killerish
It’s the eyes I think

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM

straight up looked like he was tweaking
Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM

He looks like a movie villain
Posted by troglodytes on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM


that rebound from mitchell was space jam like
Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:02 PM

Welp.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:04 PM

how come when we shoot 3s other teams get the rebound
but when others teams shoot 3s we just stand there waiting to the ball to appear in one of our players hand

Posted by K Brunk on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:07 PM

Mitchell is a goddamn stud
The way he turned his body to shoot that, I have a man crush!

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:17 PM

gobert with a moving screen FTW!!!
Posted by Sunsfansincelate80’s on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Now that’s how you lose
Posted by azsportsfan88 on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:21 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

SunsFan97
I have a theory that Book was offended because Donovan dropped 40 on him. That’s why he rushed his return because this is our last game against Utah

SunsFan97
God I want to win this game while Book having a great game. But the Hawks are losing rn and the Heat are winning, fuck.

Lonzo_Ball
Let’s keep it competitive and get the loss

SunsFan97
Our boys really need to learn some handshakes. Bruh it’s 2018 why y’all highfiving one another.

thekidboy
Quin Snyder looks like a coked William Dafoe in Spider-Man

sunsbr
please not again guard mitchell

epicblitz
They get every single call and we get none

ChrisAZ480T
Fuck Jae Crowder


Lonzo_Ball
Why the fuck are we leaving ingles wide the fuck open

iambowser
We look bad

abeLJosh
We just got friccin’ Jingled :(

guilhermefs_
damnit Ingles

SunsFan97
We suck

viscous_cree
We’re playing the best 3PT shooter in the NBA and they’re leaving him wide open smfh

thekidboy
Bookers hot, Jazz should just forfeit

highwhey
it’s like nobody watched the scouting report, they keep trying to go at Gobert straight up…you’re going to lose that fight 9/10. the paint is his domain…draw him out of it before attempting to drive in


anklebreaker21
Another bad call

MasochisticCanesFan
lmao this team gets 0 calls

Daveed7201
if that’s a foul then i have a 10 inch dick

JCol3
These refs are drunk

viscous_cree
It’s Utah so that’s not likely lol. All their beer / liquor is half strength compared to normal

Daveed7201
wow, jazz dancers suck.

HinotamaSoul
The Jazz have the lamest floor in the nba dont @ me

anklebreaker21
Gobert sets fantastic screens

dashboardheyzeus
I wonder if they know that it’s still an illegal screen if gobert leans his whole body while planting his feet. That’s like 9 times that we have just been pushed out of the way with no call at all

highwhey
Gobert backing up like a lil b1tch when JJ dunked it lmao

requiemofthesoul
Fucking gobert with the illegal screens


iKnowMoreNBAThanYou
All we need is that third superstar to pair with Book + JJ then the league is fucked

Daveed7201
i swear we couldn’t get a rebound if every opposing teams player was isaiah thomas. fuck.

thekidboy
Ingles admits he fouled him, the fuck are they booing for?

viscous_cree
Dumbest crowd ever lol

EricBledsoeIsASnake
Lmao all those dumb Mormons booing after their guy clearly poked Book in the eye

NiceHandsLarry11
Up vote for “dumb Mormons” lmao

JCol3
O’Neal shouldn’t have 12 pts at the half


Daveed7201
i don’t understand how the nba expects teams to defend when one team uses moving screens all the time.

dashboardheyzeus
Jesus fuck you can’t squat and put your elbows out to set a screen, that shit is dangerous to the players and should be illegal if it isn’t already, fuck gobert

velociviper
O’neal meet pissed off Book

Los_Cowboys
You gon learn today

JCol3
O’Neal pissed off Booker YOU FUCKED UP

SunsFan97
Fuck off Utah

Lonzo_Ball
O’Neal shut yo ass up

Daoko93
Bookers on fire

Los_Cowboys
Dat boi O’Neal should’ve kept his mouth shut

velociviper
O’neale gonna lose this game for them if he doesn’t shut up lmao


Daveed7201
FUCK THESE REFS MANN

epicblitz
I really want to fucking punch these refs in the face

highwhey
what a fucking joke refs

JCol3
Refs keep bailing them out

505suns
These refs man its just gettin ridiculous

Qvictom
Refs handing this game to them and they still only up 1

sunsbr
these refs getting worse every game

viscous_cree
I swear every Ingles drive looks like a travel it’s driving me insane

anklebreaker21
I hate joe ingles

Lonzo_Ball
Book asking ingles who the fuck is that guy

thekidboy
At least Marquese is just talking shit and not getting physical. Showing some self restraint

EricBledsoeIsASnake
Yeah but he will fuck Jerebko’s bitch after the game tho


velociviper
wtf is this lineup right now

Daveed7201
a right call and the crowd boos lmao.

MasochisticCanesFan
THEYRE SERIOUSLY WHINING LMAO

viscous_cree
This Jazz crowd is the worst

scottiegbuckets
Refs just let gobert get away with setting a moving screen for 3 seconds straight

highwhey
ONE BIG FUCKING MOVING SCREEN AND NO CALL

velociviper
That’s what fucking happens when you try and go behind shooters dumbass

SunsFan97
Bitch ass Joe Ingles deserved that

Daveed7201
gobert gotta be the leader in moving screens damn

Daoko93
This crowd whines about everything…


suns4lyfe
Screw these refs.

Morepizzaforme
These fucking refs man..

Daveed7201
fuck these refs man

JCol3
THESE FUCKING REFS

Daveed7201
fuck rudy gobert. he doesn’t get called for shit.

MeicoPotato
some guy’s downvoting everyone complaining about refs….do we have a mormon invader?

ThunderBob
Quinn Snyder looks like a villian in a Marvel movie

jhady
Green goblin looking ass dude

peanutdakidnappa
Fuckin refs,Alex Len and FT shooting fuckin us over

Daveed7201
refs killed this game for us. fuck them

JCol3
GG. That Mitchell kid too good

datduhd
fuck Mitchell and ass hat gobert

sunsbr
Fuck mitchell and fuck the nba sub and jazz

Utah Jazz vs. San Antonio Spurs: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 13, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: San Antonio Spurs Reddit.

MikeChecker
Our 3 best scorers are out. This could be ugly. Good to have DJ and TP back though. The flow of our offense was awful without them. We need DJ to lock down Spida Mitchell.

Sioulger7
Bring it Spurs. No mercy! Make San Antonio proud.

Abby941
We’ll be the ones asking for mercy unfortunatelty

estmit
We’re actually looking pretty good out there

bjorkdoggo
can we play with 4 players instead of this?

spursgirlinaus
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease stop taking 3’s….and wasting possessionsssss

Psuedo_Klaw
We cant hang with their shooters… One of our shooters need to flare up, ingles is blazing out there

iluvradiohead666
Dude looks like a 43-year old alcoholic.


treehouse79
This game is atrocious. So many whistles. The refs have completely killed the flow for both teams.

SquandasNutCheese
I think both jazz and Spurs fans can agree the refs are terrible

spoa69-4ever
I don’t like using the “r” word but these refs are REALLY bad

tylerisjack
Fuck you, Ingles.

Kyleyao
14-2 JAZZ RUN

Kyleyao
what a collapse omg

lance13_92
Oh fuck this… down 2 16 secs left.


LaoChattahoochee
fucking mills

VirtuallyUnknownn
What the fuck was that possession?

darthrio
What in the actual fuck was with that lineup?

Pak-O
What the fuck are they doing?!

TheKlaw13
What in the flying fuck was that Kyle?!

Kobe_Wan_Ginobili
Fuck we couldn’t even get the ball to a shooter!

spursgirlinaus
jazz really got streamers tho????

snakes-n-sparklers
Lmao


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Pounding the Rock.

Good eveniong. Looks like a scheduled loss.
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 7:39 PM

Just want to say this before the game: Quin Snyder looks really charming. And he is also a great coach.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:11 PM

I think he actually looks like a snake, up to no good!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Spurs down 22-25. Not bad for a 1st quarter… not good, either.
by billyarnie on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:38 PM

don’t take much for Utah to get a foul
by BrettSpur on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Jazz with an 8-0 run. Spurs down again, 38-42. If San Antonio isn’t within 3 at the half, I’m giving up & going to bed.
by billyarnie on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:55 PM

…and Ingles your Spurs killer tonight.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:57 PM

Damn you Ingles, why are you so awesome
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:58 PM


well things went downhill quick
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:58 PM

they are so afraid of Rudy
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:01 PM

I just realized that Rubio is out, so maybe, just maybe do something since he’s not out there to shoot the lights out you know.
by _pebbles on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:05 PM

well, at least we are way ahead of the pace of 75 points I thought we would score tonight
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Only down 6 at halftime is almost miraculous
Considering we’re 1-for-11 from 3 (9.1%) and Utah is 8-for-16 (50%), I’m amazed we’re only 6 points down.

by pejoweho on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:17 PM


In second half UTA 0-2 for threes
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:37 PM

The Godfather Andrew Gaze will have to have some words with Ingles after this game
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Remember when Spurs use to punish teams with fts?
by Messi the GOAT on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:45 PM

we won a quarter woohoo que paso there
by manu is god on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:53 PM

Hurray for no Turd Quarter Meltdown!
by _pebbles on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:54 PM

I’m so happy the Jazz traded Rodney Hood. He had been killing us all season
by Dark Black on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:58 PM

NBA games are becoming acting contests
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:00 PM

how about we just give the Jazz every call from now on, that way we don’t have to waste time reversing them
by cecilthesheep on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:01 PM


uh oh
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:08 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhh
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:08 PM

shit
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:13 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:13 PM

fuck
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:25 PM

welp
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:27 PM

welp.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:30 PM

Welp.
by chihos514 on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:31 PM

Losers.
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:31 PM

That last play looked like a bunch of idiots that didn’t know how to play basketball!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 12, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazer’s Edge.

Rubio is out!
Need to shut down Mitchell and we get the 8th straight at Home Win!

Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 5:35 PM

Donovan Mitchell has next
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:05 PM

Jazz jerseys hurt my eyes
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:12 PM

I really like them.
Certainly less blinding than our new reds.

Posted by occassia on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

God damn Jazz those are hideous
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Which is louder
A jazz sax or these Jazz unis?

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Is the lining on the shorts they shape of Utah’s border or something, why is it crooked
I assume it’s a thing that I just don’t know.

Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:17 PM

Its a silouhette of the mormon temple i think
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:23 PM

That’s a great foul drawn by Dame
If there’s a guy we want in foul trouble tonight it’s Donovan Mitchell

Posted by BobTheBlazerFan on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:18 PM

It blows my mind that Joe Ingles is more than competent as a PNR ballhandler
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:19 PM

It blows my mind that Joe Ingles is a competent basketball player
He looks like he’s 64 years old

Posted by Koosman123 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:20 PM


So, when did team colors cease to be a thing?
Posted by LeftCoaster25 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:25 PM

Good point. I don’t know how these represent Utah, now that you mention it.
Posted by occassia on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:26 PM

They’re the only state with a visible sunset I think, so it fits really well!
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:27 PM

How many times are they gonna hit Dame on made jumpers lol
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:31 PM

2nd foul on Mitchell
YAAASSSSS

Posted by BobTheBlazerFan on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:31 PM

BALL movement for the win! and whats with the Jazz’a unis? I don’t get it.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:32 PM

Bad ombre.
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

LOL!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:37 PM

Is every basket just gonna be an and-1 from Dame? This is amazing haha
Posted by pdxthomastran on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

LOL Dame didn’t get fouled there. We’ll take it!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

Man that shot by dame was sweet
Probably not a foul, but I’ll take it

Posted by Apocryphal Apocalypse on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:36 PM

Dame is getting that
superstar treatment from the refs tonight… an I’m not complaining we need it right now.

Posted by Mr.PiFF on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:36 PM


Udoh is a fantastic defender
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:38 PM

Utah’s pressure is getting to us
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:43 PM

Mitchell is nice.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:49 PM

Ingles looks like he came right out of the YMCA league
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:54 PM

the 40 and over league
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:55 PM

The Jazz keep fouling on the exact same play…wtf lol
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:57 PM

Seriously, how many bodies do you think Quin Snyder has hidden somewhere in the forest?
At least 5.

Posted by Devyn on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

nah, he’s more of a freezer guy
not really a long-term planner

Posted by hactar on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

It’s all shallow graves, it’s the way to go for spontaneous burials
Few twigs and leaves, kick some dirt on top, and you’re good to go.

Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:01 PM

The Pine Barrens hanging out with Uncle Paulie and Christopher
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

It’s going to be 6 if you keep up with that line of questioning.
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:01 PM

Quin Snyder looks like Zach Collins’ vampire father
Posted by Koosman123 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM


geez, Quin Snyder looking scarier all the time
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

a least they have a lead going into the half?
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:03 PM

Ingles really makes this team go
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:19 PM

Jazz have the ugliest jerseys I’ve ever seen in the NBA
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:20 PM

Ingles is killing us
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:22 PM

23 point swing since we were up 11.
Posted by pdxthomastran on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

*headdesk*
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Wow we are stinking it up
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Blazers just gettin schooled
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

Utah will eventually pass us in the standings
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

Man we have some dumb players
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

*headesk 2*
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:30 PM


Gobert is killing us.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:30 PM

He’s really tough. Completely discourages drivers, which makes the Blazer offense a lot more one-dimensional.
Posted by Roy Wonder on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:32 PM

Can we trade these Blazers for the 2023 Blazers?
I hope they’re a better squad.

Posted by Chicken Lill-McNurkgetts on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:31 PM

CJ finally passed
To the Jazz…

Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:33 PM

Oof. That got out of hand quickly. Credit to the Jazz who are playing like a swamp creature on the defensive end.
Posted by Zelonius1110 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Is Aminu gonna get obliterated by Ingles all night?
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Ingles is way better than any of our forwards
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Aminu is so bad. How do you not block out Ingles!
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:36 PM

Mitchell is going to be really good
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:36 PM

If this site allowed cursing
I would write a new book tonight titled “Aminu”

Posted by akapaul07 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:37 PM

Gobert’s arms are 6 feet long!
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:39 PM


I’m officially ready to blow it up
Not even a coach’s rant can fire these guys up. These guys should work at the snack bar.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:41 PM

They ended up just laughing at him afterwards.
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:43 PM

something about Jerebko man, I just hate the dude
Posted by jaw1love on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Wow what an ass kicking
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

wow
This is sad

Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:45 PM

Dame please leave this team for your own good
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:46 PM

I’ve been laughing through most of the third quarter.
What are you gonna do? I couldn’t help but laugh.

Posted by Timmay! on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:48 PM

Jae Crowder was so bad on the cavs
Why can’t he be bad against us?

Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:52 PM


CJ sure likes passing the ball when he is having an off night…Raking up those assists to the Jazz!!
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Can we please bench CJ the rest of this game?? Please? Please?
I feel like he is playing for the Utah Jazz more then the Blazers at this point.

Posted by Baddog992 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:53 PM

There isnno way
That those Jazz jerseys could look half as bad as everything Blazers-related.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:03 PM

Mitchell is going to be an all star
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Definitely a soon-to-be star!
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
GO BLAZERS! Rubio is out too so shut down Mitchell and get Gobert in early foul trouble and this game is ours for the taking!

Jakefiz
Lmao I swear we’re gonna win the championship this year with everyone’s best players being injured along the way

jrances1
Is it just me or does Quinn Snyder look like a scary dude?

milomcfugginUTA
Everyone remarks how he looks like a serial killer yeah.

MettaCool
Is it just me or do the Jazz uniforms look like one of those tropical-fruity Popsicles??

Xlrator21
Dame is going to have 30 fts this game.

fowaddaud
The two And 1s Dame got weren’t really fouls lol, but i guess refs are making up for every other game were he gets no calls

batangbronse
Jerebko and Meyers look like brothers

3th0s
except jerebko can play…

greatestbird 3 points 3 hours ago
Damn, Mitchell plays like hes air-apparent

Dandow93
heir apparent..

greatestbird
Do you not know number 45, his airness?


coolhands1
Oh third quarter, why do you hate us so???

SNewtn
blazers getting pushed around like 4th graders right now

TexasWithADollarsign
Also the refs fucking suck. How about throwing some whistles our way?

ZaeDilla
Bro what the fuck happened I go get food for 1 fucking minute.

dlilfan
Blazer basketball happened

StaceyEve
CJ getting trapped under the basket, turns the ball over leading to and open lay-up is the story of the game. That Utah length is almost as annoying as the Blazer’s lack of ball movement.

coolhands1
Can Lillard get a foul call or what??? Jesus.

Old-Dolph
This team is just bad

Emptynuggets1987
Trying to stay positive. At least the jazz are the hottest team in the league right now

masoe
Jazz are literally able to do everything but murder the Blazers.

Dapper_Penguin1
Pretty sure you could call this murder


bigrifff
I’m still watching because I hate myself.

masoe
So fucking tired of the Blazers getting whooped by sub 500 teams

tshipp
Utah is hot rn

TexasWithADollarsign
The Jazz are the hottest team in the league right now. I’m not surprised.

orillapunchTKO
Getting embarrassed by Ingles and Mitchell, this is pathetic. I don’t care how many they’ve won in the last 10, you are getting baptized by an inferior team.

X_SkeletonCandy
Any team that long is not inferior to our small ass team. lol

gorillapunchTKO
Record and talentwise,they absolutely are. We’re getting run off our own court by the Utah jazz.

Dapper_Penguin1
Ok if they’re going to toy with us, they better make us happy in the end

SmthngAmzng
If you’re the Blazers, you don’t wear tighty-whities on account of all the streaks.

Utah Jazz vs. Charlotte Hornets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 10, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Charlotte Hornets Reddit.

Cubelar
In Utah on a b2b off an OT game.
Just kill me now

cp5
It’s really hard not to lose games when the NBA keeps making us play them

oltombon
This is gonna be mad ugly

dwilson888
If you don’t love a gassed team going on a back to back away game losing run then you don’t love hornets basketball.

net_403
If you don’t love inept inbounds play design then you don’t love Hornets basketball

Balz122
How have we lost 3/4 games that kemba has scored in the 40s?

Cruxking
There’s this guy. He’s supposed to be in charge of player rotations and strategy and stuff. But instead he just yells “get back” and gives Howard unlimited rope to hang the team with. I think it might be at least like 30% his fault.

drknight
Let’s lose this. Or not. I don’t really care anymore. Offseason can’t get here soon enough.

net_403
Who wants to go to the game Sunday dressed up as a tank battalion?

dannydudee
Donovan Mitchell is so good

Jordanhundofundo
Jerebko with a nasty block on Cody and eurostep around Frank for a layup on the other end. Their big white dude outplayed both of ours.

TruthWithoutTact
New thing to root for: NBA players are suspended for one game after receiving their 16th technical foul. Dwight currently has 11. If we can get him 5 more techs we’ll get at least 1 game of Cody with the starters!

drknight
I just can’t get into this. We’re down at the half to the fucking Jazz. Hope we can lose it for a slightly better shot at a good draft pick. Fuck this team.


hornyets
If Batum helps off Joe Ingles one more fucking time….

Jordanhundofundo
Ingles reminds me a bit of Boris Diaw.

Like, game-wise or…

Jordanhundofundo
Joe Ingles career game, of course.

Valkheim
Ingles is a white Batum playing on a good contract …

hornyets
Except shoots an insane percentage from 3 and doesn’t turn the ball over. Unlike Batum.

hornyets
MCW is the worst goddamn basketball player. I can’t wrap my head around this trash can continuing to get minutes.

Scrypto
Frank is so garbage why does he keep pump faking only to miss awkward floaters

hundofundo
GG Dwight. 5 points,2-7 FG, 9 rebounds, 6 fouls

archer4364
TANK ROLLS ON! Toronto will surely beat us on Sunday.

Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 8, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Memphis Grizzlies Reddit.

Thunder-ten-tronckh
everybody but Marc still looks like booty

toftr
I’m really confused. Is Andy good now? It’s him and Marc and a bunch of ugliness out there tonight

37sms
Nah our team is just bipolar

toftr
Mark Davis being a little bitch tonight. Damn. Ejecting errybody

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 6, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

Ciccone7
This is a scorching hot jazz team and we are getting into must win territory if we expect to still make the playoffs.

ReynoldsJasperterian
So how many points is Donovan Mitchell gonna torch us for tonight?

BigEarl139
Threekola starting tonight.
We’re gunna get destroyed either way. Jazz are streaking like crazy. Spida boy already kills us, now they’ve got Gobert who always shuts down AD and Rubio is averaging like 20-5-7 on 55-60-75 over their latest winning streak.
Not gunna be a good one tonight.

BigEarl139
Lmao bench Rondo already jesus fucking christ I can’t take this shit anymore. Dude fucking sucks.

Pshaheen0
And then he bricks

BigEarl139
And then he turns it over again.
These Rondo lineups are destroying us. He provides nothing.

GevanGene
This could have started better.

Drew_Brees_9
Rubio is destroying rondo, lord have mercy.

mrgud69
Snyder is definitely in the mob


flaccidplatypus
Hood legit makes everything against the Pels

BradL_13
Pretty sure everyone plays their best game vs us

flaccidplatypus
Gobert is such a baby.

Pshaheen0
Joe ingles is a dog

BradL_13
We played our worst possible defense and only down 6. Not bad.

flaccidplatypus
3rd quarter: Worst defense possible? Hold my beer.

BeastaBubbles
Man. These guys ever played before?

mrgud69
Gentry’s dumbass should have called a timeout way earlier. Let it get way too far out of hand.

BeastaBubbles
Nah you gotta let them get that gooood lead.

flaccidplatypus
I don’t think I’ve ever noticed a half time adjustment from this team. Gentry doesn’t care and the team follows suit.


SteelOliver
Rondo is so fucking bad on D. Gentry needs to take him out.

BradL_13
Can we please fucking fire Gentry. PLEASE

Ekayent
I don’t know if we can make the playoffs unless we trade some ppl for those who give a shit

heycindy
We’re out here missing layups and they’re shooting 70 percent from 3

CuriousWhoDat
We reach 100 points with 5+ left in the 4th and we’re getting blown out. Pathetic.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

What’s up with the Jazz tonight
Can’t they miss a shot or two from behind the arc…..

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Mitchell
Has quite the motor. He is more impressive than DSJ.

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:49 PM

A half w/o Cunningham
is my favorite highlight

by Oleh Kosel on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:57 PM

The Jazz hasn’t missed a step after losing Hayward to FA
If anything they look better. But they have had to deal with injuries like other teams. Pretty impressive job by coach Quinn

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:57 PM

The 3rd quarter of Pelicans games
are very quickly becoming my own sword of damocles, they play the same lazy perimeter obsessed game every time and you’d think that they’d try to fix it after it breaks every single time

by The Flattest Eric on Feb 5, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Pels staying just close enough
to make us watch at least some of the 4th

by Oleh Kosel on Feb 5, 2018 | 8:47 PM

I dont know how they expect to keep fans in the seats if they cant win at home smh. At least let it be a good game at home. Everyone in there looking at the game like a waste of time
by Byron Washington on Feb 5, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Terrible just terrible
by juan94athree on Feb 5, 2018 | 9:15 PM

Utah Jazz at San Antonio Spurs: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 4, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Pounding the Rock.

Rubio has a cybernetic passing-implant on his left eye.
by René Torenstra on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:16 PM

Ingles should not be left open. How did it happen?
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:18 PM

I was sure it would be career shooting night for Rubio
by fuzzy_quack on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Stop shooting Rubio
by Chanthasouk on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:22 PM

I thought the Game Preview said Rubio was struggling shooting this year
by BGspur on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:23 PM

Jeez Rubio
by 7Peter on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:23 PM

Steph Rubio
by fuzzy_quack on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:23 PM

How much product does Rubio have to put in in his hair so it stays that way!?
by ill2daMAX on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:25 PM

probably found Haywood’s stash when GH left.
by basenjirowen on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:27 PM

Rubio is schooling murray
by Adam72 on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:26 PM

I see Rubio shot two consecutive 3s. I thought people say he can’t shoot.
by chihos514 on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:34 PM


SPURS ARE 27TH IN THE LEAGUE IN SCORING!!! #THEF*CK
by ill2daMAX on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:34 PM

Spurs first quarters has been disgraceful
by Messi the GOAT on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:38 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal still feeling it.
by basenjirowen on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:48 PM

Maybe start going over on Rubio?
by ben_c on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:49 PM

When did Ricky Rubio become an scoring machine?
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:49 PM

Rubio is 8/8! 100% shooting including two 3s. I thought Murray was supposed to be great in defense.
by chihos514 on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:49 PM

Rubio’s look changed 100% since last time I saw him?
by ManuArg on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:50 PM

someone had to replace Gordon’s hair product usage in SLC.
by basenjirowen on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:53 PM

Is it possible to trade our Aussie for Utah’s Aussie?
by earl d’pearl in FL on Feb 3, 2018 | 8:58 PM

Rubio is your Spurs killer today.
by 7Peter on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:03 PM

Is he insane tonight? What happened to the can’t-shoot Rubio?
by chihos514 on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:04 PM

Did the security check his ID? Is it possible that it’s Steph Curry in disguise?
by chihos514 on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:07 PM


So this is what life without Timmy or Kawhi looks like
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:04 PM

Glad to be down by 12…
by ‘oh&five’spursfan on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:06 PM

This team is too damn old, slow, and fat.
Pau Gasol is useless against any team that matters. Cant shoot, cant defend, wont run, wont defend and he reads tolstoy.
Patty Mills needs to shave his head.
Tony Porker needs to lose 10 lbs.
Brendan Paul does not belong on a pizza hut commercial.
Kawi Lenard is faking an injury.

by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:14 PM

LOL at kawhi faking I wished, its all mental or weird, cuz no one knows whats wrong with his injury.
by Davidtheone on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:21 PM

there is nothing wrong. Literally, there is nothing wrong. he wants more money.
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:22 PM

how the sam-hell do the spurs expect to go to war with golden state with friggen davis bertans, patty mills, brandon paul, and bryn forbs?
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:22 PM

Bench tony
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:35 PM

The Spurs just do not care anymore. All they want to do is get the game over so Pop can buy them their postgame ribeye and red whine
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:40 PM

All the guys that can’t or won’t shoot are killing the Spurs.
Stupid errors.

by eaglemike on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:40 PM

Anderson fucked up 2 times in a row in the same corner!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:41 PM

Pau’s been an absolute disaster.
by ben_c on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:48 PM


Neto is cute, I don’t make the rules.
by ManuArg on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:48 PM

Refs have been terrible lately. Spurs haven’t been playing well, but man, refs are so bad.
by LeonardIsOurFuture on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:48 PM

Jazz without Donovan Mitchell just look like a much more composed professional team. They have basketball players who take (and make) shots when they are open. Seems to be a simple formula.
by Neil Donahue on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:48 PM

4 pt game!
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:56 PM

1pt game!!!!!
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:56 PM

We needed the whole gang to wrestle that rb out of Gobert
by fuzzy_quack on Feb 3, 2018 | 9:57 PM

Could it be…?? The Spurs showing some fight?
by Sigurd Jarlson on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:00

Why the hell is Rubio shooting like Klay Thompson tonight???
by LloydFree on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:01 PM

pau needs to cut his damn hair
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:01 PM


god fucking damnit
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:01 PM

WTF!!!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:02 PM

urrrrgh
by 7Peter on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:02 PM

CANTHEY FUCKING MISS? CHRIST
by Timminion on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:02 PM

How many 3s are Utah going to make?
by chihos514 on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:03 PM

Beating us with our own plays
by damphoose on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:03 PM

The refs have seemed to favor the Jazz tonight
by BGspur on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:08 PM

SAS fouling has favored UTA
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:09 PM

god damnit
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:15 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by fuzzy_quack on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:16 PM

I’m almost certain Rubio’s a werewolf. That’s my conclusion.
by ManuArg on Feb 3, 2018 | 10:24 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: San Antonio Spurs Reddit.

estmit
If we beat the Jazz does that mean we beat Golden State?

SquandasNutCheese
I’m actually a little let down by Donovan being out that kid is special

TheNakedPriestz
Fuck, Utah’s running with the old ‘no players’ lineup

Lan_Hikari
We got a chance since Donovan isn’t playing wew but then again we lost last time he wasn’t sooooo

SquandasNutCheese
Damn Rubios been working on his shot

SquandasNutCheese
Wtf Rubio stop

Jason_Morecheese
Why does Ricky Rubio hate us?

4675029
Mills needs to go, I’m sorry.

radioactivbacon
That hair’s gotta go, the longer it is the lower his 3 pt percentage is

spursaustralia
It feels like they are shooting 1000% from the floor I swear

tomahawk_jonez
At least kawhis looking more involved tonight than he did on Thursday


radioactivbacon
Someone stop Rubio ffs, he’s like the anti patty, the longer the hair the better he shoots

SquandasNutCheese
What the fuck Rubio has 22pts on 9-9 shooting
Edit: Whoever said this wouldn’t last I will find you

spursaustralia
I apologise…

Drisurk
This ones over :/

killerbootsman87
Lol. Rubio is 9/9 with 23 points in the first half.

SquandasNutCheese
Holy fuck haha we close it to 8 and then we just foul and throw the ball away this is frustrating

Darkeagles
Spurs can’t close out the threes and it’s been killing them.

GavinC137
This is getting sad man

bjorkdoggo
Ok this officiating…


SquandasNutCheese
RUBIO MISS SOMETHING PLEASE

SquandasNutCheese
HE FINALLY MISSED JFC

spursaustralia
Haha fuck rubio

spursaustralia
Have the jazz always shot 10000000% from 3 wtf

Victordobado
Seriously when the fuck did they become golden state?

Elroscow
We cant stop the 3s

spursaustralia
What the actual fuck is this shit. They can’t miss

cooldoggies
Fuck the refs

SansMor81
These refs must be going for the Jazz

retardedpleb
Fuck everything

yamaha2k11
How the fuck did Ricky Rubio go off on us? He’s so garbage shooting the ball. UGGGGGGG

Utah Jazz at Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 3, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bright Side of the Sun.

Don’t go at gobert JJ
Posted by GuarGuar on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:11 PM

rubio is such a grease ball
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:16 PM

Booker’s shot is off again
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:21 PM

Booker gave up on this joke of a team.
Posted by Cheater on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:22 PM

Does JJ know who Gobert is?
Posted by desertfulloffiya on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:23 PM

Booker’s defense is so damn bad
Posted by desertfulloffiya on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:24 PM

What’s the scarier possibility?
1. Booker now sucks.
2. Booker has given up because we suck.
3. Booker is hurt and the team is playing him anyway for some meaningless wins.

Posted by omnicious on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Not 3, because we’re not going to win.
Posted by albrt on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:08 PM

Booker
Playing like shit

Posted by MIDN116HT SUN on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Booker on D – LMFAO!!! ( no disrespect intended)
Posted by AsAbove on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:42 PM

Rubio
Locking up Book

Posted by Anachronistic1 on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:50 PM

how does rubio always turn into steve nash against us?
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:55 PM

id trade for rubio
Posted by desertfulloffiya on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:55 PM


I’m very upset that Mitchell is so soundly out playing Book
Posted by SouthernSun on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:59 PM

Mitchell at 13
Booker at 13
Kobe at 13
Nash at 13
We should trade down to 13th pick

Posted by desertfulloffiya on Feb 2, 2018 | 7:59 PM

Utah is not a good team.
Let’s make sure we get that out there. The Suns are being embarrassed by a 7-19 road team.

Posted by Penitentiary Face on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:12 PM

Can we stop talking about the Booker ASG snub? Holy FUCKING shit
I’ve got Booker clanking bricks with a 2-10 / 0-5 3pt -24 first half going up against another 21 year old D Mitchell who just went 7-8/ 4-4 +22

Posted by Penitentiary Face on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:07 PM

I’m so glad we tanked last year, pissing Bledsoe off to point he vocally announced he wanted out making his trade value nothing to get that 4th pick.
Like imagine if we had of actually won few more games and had to pick at the “dreaded” 13 spot and got a scrub like Mitchell.
Tanking what a joke

Posted by bassy500 on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:18 PM

Ignore the trolls guys
Jazz have historically been a “who cares” team. There team name is a background music genre for fucks sake. I don’t blame them for screaming “look at me” any chance they get.

Posted by SlashTriplets on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:21 PM

And all the bars
In Utah close at like 10 or some shit.

Posted by MIDN116HT SUN on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:38 PM


im scared to see how many points Mitchell has
Posted by Rcastillo on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:25 PM

Mitchell the next Westbrook but with better shooting/defense
Posted by desertfulloffiya on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:28 PM

Are we even playing basketball?
Posted by PhoenixSons on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:28 PM

I never thought I could be this happy for the team to only be down by 26 points
Posted by SouthernSun on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:44 PM

They have a decent chance of avoiding a 30 point loss!
Posted by albrt on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:55 PM

These Jazz jerseys look like vintage cheerleader outfits.
Posted by SlashTriplets on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:51 PM

It is time for us to start talking about the fact that Booker is fat.
Dudley is a bad influence. Spending too much time with Booker.

Posted by Bender Is A PUSSY on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:59 PM

Mitchell is torching us
Wow

Posted by NeedPointGuard_ on Feb 2, 2018 | 8:59 PM

I knew Mitchell was going to be good (was one of my favorites in the draft after Jackson)
But I didnt know he was going to be THIS good.

Posted by nathdory on Feb 2, 2018 | 9:17 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

robmyplug
All I want is a good game from Booker and a poor game from Mitchell.

peanutdakidnappa
Damn this shit is going the complete opposite way

Lonzo_Ball
Someone buy Rubio some shampoo

iambowser
Everyone we play against turn into steph curry shooting 3s

epicblitz
Because we don’t play defense

epicblitz
Cmon JJ why you taking it at him lmao

JCol3
Josh doesn’t know about Gobert…

jb420phx
Woooo lord we are gonna get smashed tonight

ChrisAZ480
Rudy Gobert is basically Josh Jackson’s kryptonite.

iambowser
Existence is pain

epicblitzD
Fuck

JCol3
DMitchell shitting on the Suns


thinghelp
I know this sub hates him, but Mitchell has it all. Damn what a player.

EarlsDepression
Wait, this sub hates him? Why?

Bows_N_Hoes
because some random had a tweet saying Mitchell > Booker before Mitchell played a game and this whole sub overreacted

MultiRevise
Lmfao

abeLJosh
WE ARE BUTTCHEEKS :’D

Planet_ORNG
Dude. Making the Jazz look like the GSW. Shit is depressing.

IssADunk
The Utah Jazz of ALL TEAMS is killing us on the perimeter. 62.5% from three and we’re shooting below 25% lol.
That’s just ridicilous. 😐😤😟

SunsSeahawksMs
They just beat the Warriors by like thirty didn’t they? Regardless, Rubio and Mitchell gotta be considered great perimeter defenders by most measures. And then gobert psychologically forces players to take tougher perimeter shots as opposed to challenging him in the paint.

IssADunk
They are doing a good job on D no doubt but that’s still awful from us.

SunsSeahawksMs
Yea we aren’t good.


VivaLaDbakes
This team fuckin blows. Was all pumped to be able to catch an entire Suns game that should be competitive anddd getting butt fucked by the god damn jazz. Make it stop.

Marvin_Bagley
Why were you expecting us to be competitive?

Orthiax
This sucks

peanutdakidnappa
Mitchell is embarrassing us, ingles too this shit is whack

anklebreaker21
this is actually sad

epicblitz
Donovan Mitchell is so nice, I wish we had him next to Book

thinghelp
He’s freaking incredible. Seriously, are there any holes in his game? His jumpshot is pure, he can get to the rim and finish at will, he can pass, he can play defense… oh and it doesn’t look like he showboats or gloats, either.

SunsSeahawksMs
Hey if the jazz beat us by 30 we are basically the same as the warriors I think

Utah Jazz vs. Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 31, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State Warriors Reddit.

ghaliboy 3 points 6 hours ago
Jazz long shot clock pupu platter offence is horrendous to watch now that Hayward is gone.

Grafaap 3 points 5 hours ago
The fuck is that homecourt ?

phil2k16 4 points 5 hours ago
An eyesore

Grafaap 2 points 5 hours ago
it doesnt fit at all to with their logo and colors

phil2k16 2 points 5 hours ago
Hope we are well rested after all that Utah #NightLife

CruelCaradhras 1 point 5 hours ago
Ain’t no party like a Mormon party

phil2k16 1 point 5 hours ago
Hey, ease up a bit. That’s too much energy for a Mormon party

Robotsaur 3 points 5 hours ago
I know they’re controversial but I absolutely love these new City edition Jazz jerseys.

phil2k16 2 points 5 hours ago
Reminds me of McDonalds

phil2k16 1 point 5 hours ago
Ricky Rubio looks like he’s still a teenager


KlaymondreMcCurrant 1 point 5 hours ago
Why is there a huge coffee stain on the court?

Robotsaur 3 points 5 hours ago
LMAO

phil2k16 3 points 5 hours ago
The foreman laid his coffee cup on the blueprints and they legit worked it into the design lmao

KlaymondreMcCurrant 1 point 5 hours ago
☕️ lol

N0ttheCu1prit 7 points 5 hours ago
So why are we playing the 80s Utah Astros?

allbluedream 2 points 5 hours ago
These Utah jerseys hurt my eyes…

WeSTbrickSuCKS 10 points 5 hours ago
God I hate facing desperate teams

southwycke75344 5 points 5 hours ago
I always get this feeling that our guys just don’t like the Jazz players. They got a lot of unsavory type of players – Ingles, Gobert, Rubio. They all play with a lot of physicality and often times go overboard with it. We already know KD does not like Gobert and Ingles at all. Curry always seems annoyed by Rubio.

Robotsaur 1 point 5 hours ago
Jesus what the hell did that scouting report say on Ingles??

kinefresh 1 point 5 hours ago
wtf GUARD INGLES

RealMadrid4Bernie 6 points 5 hours ago
jesus fucking christ can you miss at least 1 fucking 3 every time a team faces us they turn super sayan


CruelCaradhras 2 points 5 hours ago
T-shirts for the dancers? Is Utah the most boring State in the union?

phil2k16 6 points 5 hours ago
I’m getting a tan looking at this bright ass floor

ma2is 1 point 5 hours ago
Utah could win the championship playing like this lmao

kinefresh 5 points 5 hours ago
G league guys always wanna show off against the Warriors don’t they

catalba 3 points 5 hours ago
That floor got us hoodooed

N0ttheCu1prit 3 points 5 hours ago
Ingles “Look at me, I am the splash brother now.”

RealMadrid4Bernie 1 point 5 hours ago
Ingles go fuck yourself just.. go fuck yourself

MAKExITxBLEED 4 points 5 hours ago
lol every trash team in the league gets up to try and beat us to at least have 1 highlight of the season.

dublife73 1 point 5 hours ago
KD is playing like a scared bitch…wtf smh

MAKExITxBLEED 4 points 4 hours ago
KD a bystander tonight

parisborabora 1 point 4 hours ago
He can’t even blame the escape room for being a bystander LOL.


LexiBelleisagoddess 2 points 4 hours ago
I fuckin hate Joe Ingles for no reason other than the fact that I feel like I could beat him 1 on 1.

Killuminati95_ 4 points 4 hours ago
Steph and kd getting owned by Rubio and ingles lol

parisborabora 2 points 4 hours ago
Rubio looking like an all star Sigh

Turd_Herder66 3 points 4 hours ago
Rubio>Curry

dublife73 7 points 4 hours ago
some of the stupidest basketball of the year

Silversleague 6 points 4 hours ago
durant has no heart and this is coming from one of his biggest fans

badstewie 3 points 4 hours ago
Utah cast a Mormon curse on the Dubs.

AnAppariti0n 11 points 4 hours ago
I feel so violated watching this, we are playing like concentrated ass

KlaymondreMcCurrant 2 points 4 hours ago
I BLAME THE JERSEYS AND GIANT COFFEE STAIN ON THE COURT FOR DISTRACTING OUR WARRIORS

parisborabora 4 points 3 hours ago
Utah coach doesn’t even shake hands? Man you won!

t0177177y 5 points 3 hours ago
Pissed off that the stars didn’t show up (besides Klay). He wanted to see greatness and he was let down. Like Batman v Superman.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Golden State of Mind.

Wtf are their jerseys and their floor
Lmao

Posted by RIP-Shane on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:11 PM

There’s something funny about this particular arena playing Shook Ones Part II
Posted by belilaugh on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:16 PM

Remember when the TWolves picked Rubio over Curry
Posted by belilaugh on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:17 PM

Rubio always does this against the Warriors lol
Posted by belilaugh on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:27 PM

wtf is wrong with the court
Posted by El Shorts on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:31 PM

You can literally see
The team dragging themselves up and down the court.

Posted by Quickie17 on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:38 PM

I can literally barely see them
court is to light, blends with road jerseys, no contrast

Posted by OysterRockinFella on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:42 PM

You can tell the Utah fans hate Draymond and want him to be embarrassed
I still remember what Jason Richardson alleged someone said to him in this arena

Posted by belilaugh on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:47 PM

Gobert such a whiner
Posted by abaddon on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:52 PM


Why Durant is so bad tonight?
I mean almost unplayable.

Posted by sameba on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:55 PM

Joe Ingles stole his mojo.
Posted by Sleepy Freud on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:56 PM

Man I love watching Joey English
Posted by belilaugh on Jan 30, 2018 | 6:56 PM

i hate these Utah jerseys and floor
like late 70’s early 80’s electronics theme, Elton John album and Atari cartridges come to mind as very similar graphic design from history.
I like those things, I dont like these theme on athletic jerseys, at all.

Posted by OysterRockinFella on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:03 PM

What in the hell is happening?
Just finished making dinner and can finally watch the game but I’m was not expecting to see this!
Jazz Jersey is god awful btw

Posted by New Girl on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:05 PM

The Jazz jerseys are almost as bad as the Warriors’ first half play
Posted by spladapuss on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:07 PM

I went to Utah once, I was totally bored and uninterested the entire time
I could not wait to get back to California
So I can’t really blame them

Posted by OysterRockinFella on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:33 PM

I think that Escape Room infected them with some sort of slow acting poison –
Basically the “I don’t give a f#%*” drug stupor.

Posted by WarriorsGoldenGirl on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Donovan Mitchell is not beating Simmons
Posted by RIP-Shane on Jan 30, 2018 | 7:57 PM

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