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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 27, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Lots of threes tonight. Little appetite for taking on Golbert in the lane.
Posted by NorEastern on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:18 PM

Is the Delta Center (is that still it’s name?) poorly lit…
Or is it the whiteish court?

Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:19 PM

So far this game looks like the second game of a back to back with four rotation players out…
In fucking Utah.

Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:28 PM

wow they look like idiots out there
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:25 PM

They look like dogshit,
this is for sure going to be a loss.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Uh oh
Not the return of the, Harden dribbles for 23 seconds in the same spot and throws a prayer of a three at the rim, offense.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:30 PM

This^
Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Run a fucking play jesus christ
Posted by Nicholas Pagano on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM

If this is the energy Utah is playing tonight
we are getting blown out, everybody on their bench standing up like this is game 7 intensity, we fucked

Posted by iCheerio on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM


Geez…Rockets look like absolute dogshit right now. We probably look MUCH better with Capela OR Gordon. Just can’t be missing both. Can this team ever just be healthy? As a full squad?
Credit the Jazz, they’re playing great defense.

Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Jazz are FLOPPING all over the place right now. They’re pissing me off.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:57 PM

This game is ugly.
And now I will take all the nice things i have said on the Utah Jazz. I am starting to hate them so much.

Posted by Devilcakke on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:59 PM

Ew 39 points at halftime
who do we think we are, OKC?

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:10 PM

Fugly as shit.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:15 PM

This would be an absolutely
devastating loss for the Jazz, if they are EVER going to beat the Rockets, this is their best possible chance.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:38 PM

I think this Mitchell kid might be a player
Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:43 PM

Jazz got a DPOY and potential future MVP….one in the second round and the other late in the first.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:47 PM

How the hell Rudy Gobert
Only have 4 rebounds. He bout to get his name changed to Gar-bage if he can’t get 10 or more with Capela and Wright out

Posted by KrisD on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:44 PM

39 points in the first half,
31 in the 3rd quarter.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:52 PM


Guys…the team is looking really good right now. And Joe Johnson is a really good addition to this squad. Smart player.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:00 PM

Mitchell beat Luc
he has my respect

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:02 PM

Remember when
Every game against the Jazz was a low scoring football game similar to this? Man, my hate for Stockton and Malone used to burn with heat of a million sun’s.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:04 PM

I love how Mitchell never complains
he’s been fouled a few times that weren’t called and he just puts his head down and runs back on defense. I haven’t loved another team’s rookie this much since Devin Booker.

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:06 PM

Gobert is good, I guess.
Posted by Orange88 on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:10 PM

LOL wow Utah has to be livid
the refs did everything they could to give it to the Jazz, half of our players were out and we played like dog shit all game and we still won. wow

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:18 PM

now the jazz just playing dirty. classless
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:21 PM

Fucking Rubio
Thought he was playing in the SPL and diving like a bitch.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:21 PM

“Adversity is my Bitch.”
-Houston Rockets

Posted by Bayou Burner on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:20 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

El_Zilcho3201
Missing 4 guys, still gonna put out a pretty handy 9 man rotation, we deeeeeep
LETS GET IT

Next_Episode
still gonna get that dub

dirk2654
I really hate the Jazz. So. Much.

plznobamboozle
Keep in mind as you watch the most vanilla, Mormon rendition of the national anthem, this team is called the Jazz

IHaveNussingToSay
my thoughts exactly, couldn’t be more stereotypical if they tried

nonetimeaccount
THE AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A TRIFLE TOWER

nonetimeaccount
i blame harden’s poor play on the lack of slc nightlife.

jigabew
And the mormons

LordCarlos23
Jonas Jerebko is the biggest bum in the NBA

IHaveNussingToSay
ffs wtf we doing rn?

Houstonfanest1994
Wtf harden. Playing dogshit on both sides of the floor

IHaveNussingToSay
Well we look like a steaming pile of dog shit


IHaveNussingToSay
isolation joseph revenge game?

sscilli
Yes please.

El_Zilcho3201
At least they’re missing shots too, keep us in it until we find out shot and blow this out

Houstonfanest1994
Fucking goddamn pathetic effort

Houstonfanest1994
Wtf bullshit shot was that cp3

IHaveNussingToSay
our garbage offense coupled with garbage defense is proving hard to watch

WestheimerBoy
These refs soooo trash

IHaveNussingToSay
Favors is a bitch, get the fuck up he hardly bumped you

Houstonfanest1994
This is embarrassing. Disgusting

TokubetsuHabu
Might as well throw in the towel because this is pathetic

lpbiggie
Lots of ref bullshit tonight

Lotus_
This dance cam is ass. lol.

Rocketspheck92
Utah dance cams


TokubetsuHabu
I’m going to fucking kill myself

jm_v
I fucking hate these refs.

jm_v
oh and fuck Crowder too.

IHaveNussingToSay
Dumbass crowder, garbage ass player

TokubetsuHabu
Alright fuck Crowder, send in someone to lay his ass the fuck out

Lotus_
Alright Crowder. Fucking pussy ass. Just because you got traded from a contender to a pretender, no need to be up in your ass.

chrisrock176
I wasn’t even old enough to watch the beginning of this rivalry but I’m beginning to understand more of why we FUCK THE JAZZ

doublehouston
This game is how it used to be every time we played them. They had shittier players who threw knees and elbows all day.

doublehouston
These refs here. Fucking fuck these fucks.

nonetimeaccount
i’m sorry, but if we’re 2/billion from 3, harden is bricking fts, we’re missing clint and egod and road ryno, and all you can do is be up by 5 your team is garbage.

fnndnn
Back in the game bitches and fuck Crowder

thewhitewhisper
Ya crowder is a dirty fuck and I’m not just talking about his hygiene. Dirty as mother fucker


Lotus_
Even Utahs cheerleaders are lackluster.

moFrankOfTheDank
Okay good cause I thought I had ED for a sec

TokubetsuHabu
I really like Mitchell, the rest of the Jazz can go fall off the face of the earth.

El_Zilcho3201
Surely some Jingles love as well

recursion8
Our High School Math Teacher > theirs tho

Briand2714
We baaaack

DeerOnTheRocks
Has Harden iso expose Rubio yet like he does every single Jazz game?

TokubetsuHabu
Nope, hasn’t done it to Ingles either

Lotus_
Mitchell is going to be a stud.

TokubetsuHabu
I’m in love with Donovan Mitchell

chrisrock176
Stupid jazz fans can’t even play tic tac toe correctly


Briand2714
THE LEAD

nonetimeaccount
EVEN WHEN WE SUCK WE’RE BETTER THAN THE JAZZ

taytheism
Suck our dicks Jazz.

arodriguez15
SUCK IT YA FUCKIN MORMONS

nonetimeaccount
AND YOUR DANCE TEAM’S ROUTINE IS WHACK AF

DeerOnTheRocks
How do they do the kiss cam in Utah, because I’d imagine it takes a long ass time to kiss all your wives…

nonetimeaccount
TF YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING JEREBKO? SCRUB

Rangeman123
Wicky Wubio pulling off that Andy Garcia look, or Martin Starr

FTWOBLIVION
only the rockets can be down 20 points in the 1st quarter and somehow be up 10 in the 4th

chinesef000d
This dance cam is incredibly painful to watch…

EhStonedTurtle
So many of the people on that dance cam could be on r/whitepeoplegifs

nonetimeaccount
the one black kid in the arena was like, “oh hell yeah. this is my time. free money.”

taytheism
“There’s more black people on one team than there are in the stands.”
-my dad


lurgar
Down 15 early to a 12 point lead late in the 4th. This team is crazy.

JakeBocarsky
FUCK THE JAZZ

Briand2714
Flopping rubio

LordCarlos23
Gobert is a BITCH

TokubetsuHabu
Punk ass fucking Jazz, man. Handle this L like men you bitches

DeerOnTheRocks
GOBERT = ZAZA 2.0

TokubetsuHabu
Gobert is a pussy

vinnubis
Thats not gonna happen ricky u can kiss the floor anytime u want ur flopper ass piece of shit

LordCarlos23
Fuck these refs

jb_713
One of the more significant wins of the season.

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Utah Jazz vs. Dallas Mavericks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 25, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Dallas Mavericks Reddit.

KleberKleberfever
Here we go, let’s keep it close today and don’t let Donovan Mitchell make us his bitch
still lose though

satoshigeki94
why all tankin team winning/draw today except the Bulls ffs

USTS2011
clutch tank turnover

USTS2011
L

Red_Hot_Chile_Miners
Poor Carlisle. He’s trying to get these guys wins but they do the dumbest shit on the court. That head down “wow” after the Barnes turnover…yup. Tank rolls on.

Alan523
The refs are the tank commanders tonight.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Mavs Moneyball.

Ugly court
Posted by raijin.luppi on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:13 PM

You’re not a fan? I like it.
Posted by MFFL on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:16 PM

No it’s hideous to me hella bland too
Posted by raijin.luppi on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:18 PM

[long discussion on the OKC-GSW game]

Matt Harpring is still so salty about dirk
he plays down everything dirk does.

Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:40 PM

ack harpring blows
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:42 PM

i want dirk to pass 31k in utah
Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:39 PM

[discussion on the Spurs and Kawhi Leonard]

eh stop not sucking mavs
this is important for the tank and getting utah into playoffs

Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:52 PM

If Utah can’t beat us, they should just give up now.
Posted by MFFL on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:56 PM

they look bad
even after that trade for crowder. mavs should be tanking.

Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:00 PM


dirk
i like how the utah commentators argue that dirk might be holding back the team and franchise by sticking around. lol…dirk rock solid so far tonight.

Posted by Ole Brandenburg on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:55 PM

they’re still mad about hayward ditching them.
Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:03 PM

[back to OKC-GSW]

So Rubio can hand check Dirk the whole fucking time…
Fuck off!

Posted by CardinalAllUpInYoFace on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Amen brother!
Posted by Mg071001 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:53 PM

[updates on PHX-POR and SAC-CHI]

[Is CP3 overrated? Harden vs. Westbrook. Curry for MVP?]

lol at that ingles drive
who does he think he is?

Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:53 PM


Good refs is helping the Jazz.. Go MAVS!
Posted by dyurdsray21 on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:08 PM

clutch turnover by dsj
Posted by Bobbita on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:15 PM

lol barnes for the tank
Posted by Bobbita on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:19 PM

ahah carlilse is fake angry
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:17 PM

there we go very hard fought loss
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:20 PM

so we won?
Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:24 PM

in losing yes aha
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:25 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 24, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazers Edge.

Jazz only on streak cause of rubio
He cools off tonight and so do the jazz

Posted by keepaminu on Feb 23, 2018 | 5:42 PM

Before we continue boasting about how morally superior we might be to the Jazz with Rush as our new addition
I think the only thing worth boasting about at least for now is adding experience. Utah is still the better team without question, better than everyone else at the moment. Sure it’s been nine days, but that’s just it. They’ve had plenty of rest time. Thankfully though, so have we, and hopefully we’ve come ready to play as well.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:00 PM

I wish we had Joe Ingles
Posted by Devyn on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:07 PM

The most evil looking coach in the league
Posted by hoodieNation on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:12 PM

Ricky Rubio looks like Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf 2
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:13 PM


Maybe I’m jumping to conclusions
But I’m afraid that Rush only signed on to be a benchwarmer.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:14 PM

I wanna feel the Rush
Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:19 PM

I’m not saying that i’d rather pay Brandon Rush 70 million instead of Turner but i’m also not not saying that
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:24 PM

NBA doesn’t even list him on the box score
Posted by occassia on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:26 PM

That’s mad disrespect towards *NBA Champion* Brandon Rush!
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:27 PM

3 steals already from HARK!
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:25 PM

Rush would’ve had 5 by now
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:25 PM

Brandon Rush has as many NBA championships as this franchise combined, he needs to playing big minutes, guys. BIG minutes.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:28 PM


Mitchell is soooooooo good.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:29 PM

A future Dame :’-)
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:30 PM

Benny Simmons is gonna eat that fool in his sleep and you’ll never hear from him again. Mark my words.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:31 PM

I just realized
Did Utah change their official colors? Like no more purple and whatever else it was?

Posted by Multiguns on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:37 PM

yeah. totally confusing. I realized that tonight.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:38 PM

what’s with that giant stain on the floor?
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:40 PM

Ingles killing us
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 23, 2018 | 6:39 PM


Mitchell you little so-and-so!
Posted by occassia on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:07 PM

Gobert is good
Posted by KingLamarcus on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:08 PM

He could play volleyball
he blocks everything.

Posted by rbdfabio on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:09 PM

Not a bad half.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:10 PM

We want Rush!
We want Rush!
We want Rush!
We want Rush!

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:21 PM

I’m seeing a pattern.
If the wheels don’t fall off, the Blazers will build a lead of sorts with 4m left in the game, and then Utah will hustle their way back into the game in the final minute.
Please, guys, be ready for it.

Posted by bhenick on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:21 PM


Rubio’s hair has a lot of product
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:32 PM

He doesn’t even have a beard, he comes his head hair down and shapes it
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:33 PM

His hair scares me.
Just like Scola’s did.

Posted by Anomaly81 on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Who is this O’neeley?
Posted by RipCityREC-kingMachine on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:40 PM

d mitch gonna be a star, this guy just has IT
Posted by Tim Fletch on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:40 PM

This Favors Gobert combo is sooo good defensively
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:40 PM

THROW GOBERT OUT HE’S A BRUTE
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Haha yeah Nurk fouled him
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:41 PM

BUT GOBERT IS UP TO NO GOOD THROW HIM OUT
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:41 PM

Jazz outta rythym
Posted by Norwester on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:44 PM

I blame their guilty feet
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:45 PM


In the white unis
the guys are like ghosts against the light floor.

Posted by occassia on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:52 PM

Crowder is not that good lol
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:53 PM

My best friend described Crowder like this when he got traded to the Cavs
“He’s alright, he just really seems like a guy thats going to brick a all of his 3s in the Finals”

Posted by Shelvino on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:55 PM

Need to close this one out strong
Utah came back from like 13 or 14 down against the Spurs just a game or two ago in the 4th.

Posted by Multiguns on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:56 PM

Hopefully we don’t collapse like those dysfunctional Spurs
Posted by Epimenides on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:58 PM

We’re up despite NBA champion Brandon Rush playing 0 minutes this is most surprising
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:57 PM

Wow Zach to Mo to Ed
Posted by KingWes on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:57 PM

Brandon Rush would’ve cut out both middle-men
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 7:59 PM


Never feel safe with a Blazer 4th quarter lead.
May as well be a one point lead.

Posted by Devils_Advocate24 on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:11 PM

CJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ SILENCES THE CROWD
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Cj putting the nail in the coffin
Posted by KingWes on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Haha, CJ being mean now
Posted by hoodieNation on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:18 PM

Donovan Mitchell more like Chokeovan Chokechell amirite?
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:18 PM

DUMBOVAN SNITCHELL
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:19 PM

We’re avoiding the season sweep against the Jazz
Now it’s time to avoid never seeing Rush take the court for us.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:19 PM

HAHAHAHA NICE STREAK UTAH OF ONE LOSS IN A ROW HAHAHA NOT EVEN A NICE STREAK
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:21 PM

Undefeated with Brandon Rush
Posted by hoodieNation on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:21 PM

*NBA champion Brandon Rush
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 23, 2018 | 8:21 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

slappy_patties
Big game here folks. Big BIG game.

Elrond_Hubbard_
Hoping and praying we don’t get Jingled again

SNewtn
comeon blazers
you owe them an ass whooping after last game

Emptynuggets1987
Fuck the Suns, oh wait fuck the Jazz and there wack ass court

Emptynuggets1987
If that old ass man Joe Ingles smokes us again…..

DeathBySuplex
Jazz fan coming in peace
If we traded you AB for Turner straight up who says no?

Emptynuggets1987
Alex burk? He’s great only problem dude gets injured when hiccups

Zers503
In a heartbeat.

MEYERS11LEGEND
Yes

ytumamatabien
Not a bad half. Utah is playing well, but I’ve liked the defensive effort

Emptynuggets1987
Joe Ingles going out to the minivan to check on his grandkids right now

Onemurdoc
kill that french pussy

crab90000
Does this count as home teaching?

TheKinglnTheFourth
FINISH THEM

pancakesareyummy
Nurkic and getting hit in the face.

TheCaptainBlast
Name a more famous duo. I’ll wait.

jizzlemypizzle
CJ with the DAGGERS

Jakefiz
“Fuck your comeback” -CJ

Dapper_Penguin1
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Clutch Jumper McCollum

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Utah Jazz!

February 15, 2018
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Soundtrack courtesy of Joe Ingles!

Utah Jazz vs. Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 15, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bright Side of the Sun.

Ack
I got retina burn-in from those caution light unis the Jazz are wearin’.

Posted by VW Beetle on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:20 PM

I can already tell how this will end..
With this unexisting defense.. Can we ever trap a screen and roll.. Or switch..wtf is this

Posted by strangetamer on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:21 PM

Please don’t lose by 60
Posted by troglodytes on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:22 PM

no wonder LeBron got rid of Crowder
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:42 PM

Yes let the jazz players have wide open threes.
Great idea

Posted by Bboi on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:58 PM

Ingles always moves slowly
But somehow he is a good defender

Posted by GodsGift2Women on Feb 14, 2018 | 7:59 PM

FUCK U INGLES!
Posted by GodsGift2Women on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Welp. Guys like Crowder and O’neale making Book’s life very difficult.
Not a great sign.

Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:05 PM

Booker is 3/4 assing it …but I don’t blame him.
Posted by chris.valentine.1806 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:05 PM

who tf is this oneal dude
Suns making him look like an all star

Posted by livefreeorsuns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:09 PM

Anybody else able to see all these little blonde Utah children attempt to play basketball during halftime?
They’re so polite. One stole the ball and then handed it back to the other one.

Posted by SouthernSun on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:11 PM


Mitchell makes some really good passes
His assist numbers aren’t great but some of these passes are Lebronesque

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:29 PM

kid has game
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:30 PM

we’re playing hard but the refs are calling bs and helping the tank
I’m good with that

Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:31 PM

We are far too handsy this game
you would think we would stop grabbing guys after the refs called us for it the 5th time

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:32 PM

Ingles is one of the best role players in the league
Posted by amazins8669 on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:48 PM

Quinn Snyder looks crazy!
great coach tho lol

Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:55 PM

He does kind of look a bit serial killerish
It’s the eyes I think

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM

straight up looked like he was tweaking
Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM

He looks like a movie villain
Posted by troglodytes on Feb 14, 2018 | 8:57 PM


that rebound from mitchell was space jam like
Posted by bigtimepartytim on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:02 PM

Welp.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:04 PM

how come when we shoot 3s other teams get the rebound
but when others teams shoot 3s we just stand there waiting to the ball to appear in one of our players hand

Posted by K Brunk on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:07 PM

Mitchell is a goddamn stud
The way he turned his body to shoot that, I have a man crush!

Posted by phoenix buns on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:17 PM

gobert with a moving screen FTW!!!
Posted by Sunsfansincelate80’s on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:18 PM

Now that’s how you lose
Posted by azsportsfan88 on Feb 14, 2018 | 9:21 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

SunsFan97
I have a theory that Book was offended because Donovan dropped 40 on him. That’s why he rushed his return because this is our last game against Utah

SunsFan97
God I want to win this game while Book having a great game. But the Hawks are losing rn and the Heat are winning, fuck.

Lonzo_Ball
Let’s keep it competitive and get the loss

SunsFan97
Our boys really need to learn some handshakes. Bruh it’s 2018 why y’all highfiving one another.

thekidboy
Quin Snyder looks like a coked William Dafoe in Spider-Man

sunsbr
please not again guard mitchell

epicblitz
They get every single call and we get none

ChrisAZ480T
Fuck Jae Crowder


Lonzo_Ball
Why the fuck are we leaving ingles wide the fuck open

iambowser
We look bad

abeLJosh
We just got friccin’ Jingled :(

guilhermefs_
damnit Ingles

SunsFan97
We suck

viscous_cree
We’re playing the best 3PT shooter in the NBA and they’re leaving him wide open smfh

thekidboy
Bookers hot, Jazz should just forfeit

highwhey
it’s like nobody watched the scouting report, they keep trying to go at Gobert straight up…you’re going to lose that fight 9/10. the paint is his domain…draw him out of it before attempting to drive in


anklebreaker21
Another bad call

MasochisticCanesFan
lmao this team gets 0 calls

Daveed7201
if that’s a foul then i have a 10 inch dick

JCol3
These refs are drunk

viscous_cree
It’s Utah so that’s not likely lol. All their beer / liquor is half strength compared to normal

Daveed7201
wow, jazz dancers suck.

HinotamaSoul
The Jazz have the lamest floor in the nba dont @ me

anklebreaker21
Gobert sets fantastic screens

dashboardheyzeus
I wonder if they know that it’s still an illegal screen if gobert leans his whole body while planting his feet. That’s like 9 times that we have just been pushed out of the way with no call at all

highwhey
Gobert backing up like a lil b1tch when JJ dunked it lmao

requiemofthesoul
Fucking gobert with the illegal screens


iKnowMoreNBAThanYou
All we need is that third superstar to pair with Book + JJ then the league is fucked

Daveed7201
i swear we couldn’t get a rebound if every opposing teams player was isaiah thomas. fuck.

thekidboy
Ingles admits he fouled him, the fuck are they booing for?

viscous_cree
Dumbest crowd ever lol

EricBledsoeIsASnake
Lmao all those dumb Mormons booing after their guy clearly poked Book in the eye

NiceHandsLarry11
Up vote for “dumb Mormons” lmao

JCol3
O’Neal shouldn’t have 12 pts at the half


Daveed7201
i don’t understand how the nba expects teams to defend when one team uses moving screens all the time.

dashboardheyzeus
Jesus fuck you can’t squat and put your elbows out to set a screen, that shit is dangerous to the players and should be illegal if it isn’t already, fuck gobert

velociviper
O’neal meet pissed off Book

Los_Cowboys
You gon learn today

JCol3
O’Neal pissed off Booker YOU FUCKED UP

SunsFan97
Fuck off Utah

Lonzo_Ball
O’Neal shut yo ass up

Daoko93
Bookers on fire

Los_Cowboys
Dat boi O’Neal should’ve kept his mouth shut

velociviper
O’neale gonna lose this game for them if he doesn’t shut up lmao


Daveed7201
FUCK THESE REFS MANN

epicblitz
I really want to fucking punch these refs in the face

highwhey
what a fucking joke refs

JCol3
Refs keep bailing them out

505suns
These refs man its just gettin ridiculous

Qvictom
Refs handing this game to them and they still only up 1

sunsbr
these refs getting worse every game

viscous_cree
I swear every Ingles drive looks like a travel it’s driving me insane

anklebreaker21
I hate joe ingles

Lonzo_Ball
Book asking ingles who the fuck is that guy

thekidboy
At least Marquese is just talking shit and not getting physical. Showing some self restraint

EricBledsoeIsASnake
Yeah but he will fuck Jerebko’s bitch after the game tho


velociviper
wtf is this lineup right now

Daveed7201
a right call and the crowd boos lmao.

MasochisticCanesFan
THEYRE SERIOUSLY WHINING LMAO

viscous_cree
This Jazz crowd is the worst

scottiegbuckets
Refs just let gobert get away with setting a moving screen for 3 seconds straight

highwhey
ONE BIG FUCKING MOVING SCREEN AND NO CALL

velociviper
That’s what fucking happens when you try and go behind shooters dumbass

SunsFan97
Bitch ass Joe Ingles deserved that

Daveed7201
gobert gotta be the leader in moving screens damn

Daoko93
This crowd whines about everything…


suns4lyfe
Screw these refs.

Morepizzaforme
These fucking refs man..

Daveed7201
fuck these refs man

JCol3
THESE FUCKING REFS

Daveed7201
fuck rudy gobert. he doesn’t get called for shit.

MeicoPotato
some guy’s downvoting everyone complaining about refs….do we have a mormon invader?

ThunderBob
Quinn Snyder looks like a villian in a Marvel movie

jhady
Green goblin looking ass dude

peanutdakidnappa
Fuckin refs,Alex Len and FT shooting fuckin us over

Daveed7201
refs killed this game for us. fuck them

JCol3
GG. That Mitchell kid too good

datduhd
fuck Mitchell and ass hat gobert

sunsbr
Fuck mitchell and fuck the nba sub and jazz

Utah Jazz vs. San Antonio Spurs: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 13, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: San Antonio Spurs Reddit.

MikeChecker
Our 3 best scorers are out. This could be ugly. Good to have DJ and TP back though. The flow of our offense was awful without them. We need DJ to lock down Spida Mitchell.

Sioulger7
Bring it Spurs. No mercy! Make San Antonio proud.

Abby941
We’ll be the ones asking for mercy unfortunatelty

estmit
We’re actually looking pretty good out there

bjorkdoggo
can we play with 4 players instead of this?

spursgirlinaus
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease stop taking 3’s….and wasting possessionsssss

Psuedo_Klaw
We cant hang with their shooters… One of our shooters need to flare up, ingles is blazing out there

iluvradiohead666
Dude looks like a 43-year old alcoholic.


treehouse79
This game is atrocious. So many whistles. The refs have completely killed the flow for both teams.

SquandasNutCheese
I think both jazz and Spurs fans can agree the refs are terrible

spoa69-4ever
I don’t like using the “r” word but these refs are REALLY bad

tylerisjack
Fuck you, Ingles.

Kyleyao
14-2 JAZZ RUN

Kyleyao
what a collapse omg

lance13_92
Oh fuck this… down 2 16 secs left.


LaoChattahoochee
fucking mills

VirtuallyUnknownn
What the fuck was that possession?

darthrio
What in the actual fuck was with that lineup?

Pak-O
What the fuck are they doing?!

TheKlaw13
What in the flying fuck was that Kyle?!

Kobe_Wan_Ginobili
Fuck we couldn’t even get the ball to a shooter!

spursgirlinaus
jazz really got streamers tho????

snakes-n-sparklers
Lmao


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Pounding the Rock.

Good eveniong. Looks like a scheduled loss.
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 7:39 PM

Just want to say this before the game: Quin Snyder looks really charming. And he is also a great coach.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:11 PM

I think he actually looks like a snake, up to no good!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Spurs down 22-25. Not bad for a 1st quarter… not good, either.
by billyarnie on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:38 PM

don’t take much for Utah to get a foul
by BrettSpur on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Jazz with an 8-0 run. Spurs down again, 38-42. If San Antonio isn’t within 3 at the half, I’m giving up & going to bed.
by billyarnie on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:55 PM

…and Ingles your Spurs killer tonight.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:57 PM

Damn you Ingles, why are you so awesome
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:58 PM


well things went downhill quick
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 8:58 PM

they are so afraid of Rudy
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:01 PM

I just realized that Rubio is out, so maybe, just maybe do something since he’s not out there to shoot the lights out you know.
by _pebbles on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:05 PM

well, at least we are way ahead of the pace of 75 points I thought we would score tonight
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Only down 6 at halftime is almost miraculous
Considering we’re 1-for-11 from 3 (9.1%) and Utah is 8-for-16 (50%), I’m amazed we’re only 6 points down.

by pejoweho on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:17 PM


In second half UTA 0-2 for threes
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:37 PM

The Godfather Andrew Gaze will have to have some words with Ingles after this game
by anton.gregory on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Remember when Spurs use to punish teams with fts?
by Messi the GOAT on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:45 PM

we won a quarter woohoo que paso there
by manu is god on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:53 PM

Hurray for no Turd Quarter Meltdown!
by _pebbles on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:54 PM

I’m so happy the Jazz traded Rodney Hood. He had been killing us all season
by Dark Black on Feb 12, 2018 | 9:58 PM

NBA games are becoming acting contests
by Scipiotheyounger on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:00 PM

how about we just give the Jazz every call from now on, that way we don’t have to waste time reversing them
by cecilthesheep on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:01 PM


uh oh
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:08 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhh
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:08 PM

shit
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:13 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:13 PM

fuck
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:25 PM

welp
by kiwi_duncan on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:27 PM

welp.
by 7Peter on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:30 PM

Welp.
by chihos514 on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:31 PM

Losers.
by Fire Becky Hammon on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:31 PM

That last play looked like a bunch of idiots that didn’t know how to play basketball!
by ill2daMAX on Feb 12, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 12, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazer’s Edge.

Rubio is out!
Need to shut down Mitchell and we get the 8th straight at Home Win!

Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 5:35 PM

Donovan Mitchell has next
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:05 PM

Jazz jerseys hurt my eyes
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:12 PM

I really like them.
Certainly less blinding than our new reds.

Posted by occassia on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

God damn Jazz those are hideous
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Which is louder
A jazz sax or these Jazz unis?

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:13 PM

Is the lining on the shorts they shape of Utah’s border or something, why is it crooked
I assume it’s a thing that I just don’t know.

Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:17 PM

Its a silouhette of the mormon temple i think
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:23 PM

That’s a great foul drawn by Dame
If there’s a guy we want in foul trouble tonight it’s Donovan Mitchell

Posted by BobTheBlazerFan on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:18 PM

It blows my mind that Joe Ingles is more than competent as a PNR ballhandler
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:19 PM

It blows my mind that Joe Ingles is a competent basketball player
He looks like he’s 64 years old

Posted by Koosman123 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:20 PM


So, when did team colors cease to be a thing?
Posted by LeftCoaster25 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:25 PM

Good point. I don’t know how these represent Utah, now that you mention it.
Posted by occassia on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:26 PM

They’re the only state with a visible sunset I think, so it fits really well!
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:27 PM

How many times are they gonna hit Dame on made jumpers lol
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:31 PM

2nd foul on Mitchell
YAAASSSSS

Posted by BobTheBlazerFan on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:31 PM

BALL movement for the win! and whats with the Jazz’a unis? I don’t get it.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:32 PM

Bad ombre.
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

LOL!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:37 PM

Is every basket just gonna be an and-1 from Dame? This is amazing haha
Posted by pdxthomastran on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

LOL Dame didn’t get fouled there. We’ll take it!
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:35 PM

Man that shot by dame was sweet
Probably not a foul, but I’ll take it

Posted by Apocryphal Apocalypse on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:36 PM

Dame is getting that
superstar treatment from the refs tonight… an I’m not complaining we need it right now.

Posted by Mr.PiFF on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:36 PM


Udoh is a fantastic defender
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:38 PM

Utah’s pressure is getting to us
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:43 PM

Mitchell is nice.
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:49 PM

Ingles looks like he came right out of the YMCA league
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:54 PM

the 40 and over league
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:55 PM

The Jazz keep fouling on the exact same play…wtf lol
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 11, 2018 | 6:57 PM

Seriously, how many bodies do you think Quin Snyder has hidden somewhere in the forest?
At least 5.

Posted by Devyn on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

nah, he’s more of a freezer guy
not really a long-term planner

Posted by hactar on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

It’s all shallow graves, it’s the way to go for spontaneous burials
Few twigs and leaves, kick some dirt on top, and you’re good to go.

Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:01 PM

The Pine Barrens hanging out with Uncle Paulie and Christopher
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

It’s going to be 6 if you keep up with that line of questioning.
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:01 PM

Quin Snyder looks like Zach Collins’ vampire father
Posted by Koosman123 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM


geez, Quin Snyder looking scarier all the time
Posted by gumbypuppy on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:00 PM

a least they have a lead going into the half?
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:03 PM

Ingles really makes this team go
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:19 PM

Jazz have the ugliest jerseys I’ve ever seen in the NBA
Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:20 PM

Ingles is killing us
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:22 PM

23 point swing since we were up 11.
Posted by pdxthomastran on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

*headdesk*
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Wow we are stinking it up
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Blazers just gettin schooled
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

Utah will eventually pass us in the standings
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

Man we have some dumb players
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:29 PM

*headesk 2*
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:30 PM


Gobert is killing us.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:30 PM

He’s really tough. Completely discourages drivers, which makes the Blazer offense a lot more one-dimensional.
Posted by Roy Wonder on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:32 PM

Can we trade these Blazers for the 2023 Blazers?
I hope they’re a better squad.

Posted by Chicken Lill-McNurkgetts on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:31 PM

CJ finally passed
To the Jazz…

Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:33 PM

Oof. That got out of hand quickly. Credit to the Jazz who are playing like a swamp creature on the defensive end.
Posted by Zelonius1110 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Is Aminu gonna get obliterated by Ingles all night?
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Ingles is way better than any of our forwards
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:34 PM

Aminu is so bad. How do you not block out Ingles!
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:36 PM

Mitchell is going to be really good
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:36 PM

If this site allowed cursing
I would write a new book tonight titled “Aminu”

Posted by akapaul07 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:37 PM

Gobert’s arms are 6 feet long!
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:39 PM


I’m officially ready to blow it up
Not even a coach’s rant can fire these guys up. These guys should work at the snack bar.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:41 PM

They ended up just laughing at him afterwards.
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:43 PM

something about Jerebko man, I just hate the dude
Posted by jaw1love on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Wow what an ass kicking
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

wow
This is sad

Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:45 PM

Dame please leave this team for your own good
Posted by KingWes on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:46 PM

I’ve been laughing through most of the third quarter.
What are you gonna do? I couldn’t help but laugh.

Posted by Timmay! on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:48 PM

Jae Crowder was so bad on the cavs
Why can’t he be bad against us?

Posted by LRickL on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:52 PM


CJ sure likes passing the ball when he is having an off night…Raking up those assists to the Jazz!!
Posted by TheOdenator52 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Can we please bench CJ the rest of this game?? Please? Please?
I feel like he is playing for the Utah Jazz more then the Blazers at this point.

Posted by Baddog992 on Feb 11, 2018 | 7:53 PM

There isnno way
That those Jazz jerseys could look half as bad as everything Blazers-related.

Posted by fudgeyeah on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:03 PM

Mitchell is going to be an all star
Posted by blazermaniac32 on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Definitely a soon-to-be star!
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
GO BLAZERS! Rubio is out too so shut down Mitchell and get Gobert in early foul trouble and this game is ours for the taking!

Jakefiz
Lmao I swear we’re gonna win the championship this year with everyone’s best players being injured along the way

jrances1
Is it just me or does Quinn Snyder look like a scary dude?

milomcfugginUTA
Everyone remarks how he looks like a serial killer yeah.

MettaCool
Is it just me or do the Jazz uniforms look like one of those tropical-fruity Popsicles??

Xlrator21
Dame is going to have 30 fts this game.

fowaddaud
The two And 1s Dame got weren’t really fouls lol, but i guess refs are making up for every other game were he gets no calls

batangbronse
Jerebko and Meyers look like brothers

3th0s
except jerebko can play…

greatestbird 3 points 3 hours ago
Damn, Mitchell plays like hes air-apparent

Dandow93
heir apparent..

greatestbird
Do you not know number 45, his airness?


coolhands1
Oh third quarter, why do you hate us so???

SNewtn
blazers getting pushed around like 4th graders right now

TexasWithADollarsign
Also the refs fucking suck. How about throwing some whistles our way?

ZaeDilla
Bro what the fuck happened I go get food for 1 fucking minute.

dlilfan
Blazer basketball happened

StaceyEve
CJ getting trapped under the basket, turns the ball over leading to and open lay-up is the story of the game. That Utah length is almost as annoying as the Blazer’s lack of ball movement.

coolhands1
Can Lillard get a foul call or what??? Jesus.

Old-Dolph
This team is just bad

Emptynuggets1987
Trying to stay positive. At least the jazz are the hottest team in the league right now

masoe
Jazz are literally able to do everything but murder the Blazers.

Dapper_Penguin1
Pretty sure you could call this murder


bigrifff
I’m still watching because I hate myself.

masoe
So fucking tired of the Blazers getting whooped by sub 500 teams

tshipp
Utah is hot rn

TexasWithADollarsign
The Jazz are the hottest team in the league right now. I’m not surprised.

orillapunchTKO
Getting embarrassed by Ingles and Mitchell, this is pathetic. I don’t care how many they’ve won in the last 10, you are getting baptized by an inferior team.

X_SkeletonCandy
Any team that long is not inferior to our small ass team. lol

gorillapunchTKO
Record and talentwise,they absolutely are. We’re getting run off our own court by the Utah jazz.

Dapper_Penguin1
Ok if they’re going to toy with us, they better make us happy in the end

SmthngAmzng
If you’re the Blazers, you don’t wear tighty-whities on account of all the streaks.

Utah Jazz vs. Charlotte Hornets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 10, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Charlotte Hornets Reddit.

Cubelar
In Utah on a b2b off an OT game.
Just kill me now

cp5
It’s really hard not to lose games when the NBA keeps making us play them

oltombon
This is gonna be mad ugly

dwilson888
If you don’t love a gassed team going on a back to back away game losing run then you don’t love hornets basketball.

net_403
If you don’t love inept inbounds play design then you don’t love Hornets basketball

Balz122
How have we lost 3/4 games that kemba has scored in the 40s?

Cruxking
There’s this guy. He’s supposed to be in charge of player rotations and strategy and stuff. But instead he just yells “get back” and gives Howard unlimited rope to hang the team with. I think it might be at least like 30% his fault.

drknight
Let’s lose this. Or not. I don’t really care anymore. Offseason can’t get here soon enough.

net_403
Who wants to go to the game Sunday dressed up as a tank battalion?

dannydudee
Donovan Mitchell is so good

Jordanhundofundo
Jerebko with a nasty block on Cody and eurostep around Frank for a layup on the other end. Their big white dude outplayed both of ours.

TruthWithoutTact
New thing to root for: NBA players are suspended for one game after receiving their 16th technical foul. Dwight currently has 11. If we can get him 5 more techs we’ll get at least 1 game of Cody with the starters!

drknight
I just can’t get into this. We’re down at the half to the fucking Jazz. Hope we can lose it for a slightly better shot at a good draft pick. Fuck this team.


hornyets
If Batum helps off Joe Ingles one more fucking time….

Jordanhundofundo
Ingles reminds me a bit of Boris Diaw.

Like, game-wise or…

Jordanhundofundo
Joe Ingles career game, of course.

Valkheim
Ingles is a white Batum playing on a good contract …

hornyets
Except shoots an insane percentage from 3 and doesn’t turn the ball over. Unlike Batum.

hornyets
MCW is the worst goddamn basketball player. I can’t wrap my head around this trash can continuing to get minutes.

Scrypto
Frank is so garbage why does he keep pump faking only to miss awkward floaters

hundofundo
GG Dwight. 5 points,2-7 FG, 9 rebounds, 6 fouls

archer4364
TANK ROLLS ON! Toronto will surely beat us on Sunday.

Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 8, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Memphis Grizzlies Reddit.

Thunder-ten-tronckh
everybody but Marc still looks like booty

toftr
I’m really confused. Is Andy good now? It’s him and Marc and a bunch of ugliness out there tonight

37sms
Nah our team is just bipolar

toftr
Mark Davis being a little bitch tonight. Damn. Ejecting errybody

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 6, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

Ciccone7
This is a scorching hot jazz team and we are getting into must win territory if we expect to still make the playoffs.

ReynoldsJasperterian
So how many points is Donovan Mitchell gonna torch us for tonight?

BigEarl139
Threekola starting tonight.
We’re gunna get destroyed either way. Jazz are streaking like crazy. Spida boy already kills us, now they’ve got Gobert who always shuts down AD and Rubio is averaging like 20-5-7 on 55-60-75 over their latest winning streak.
Not gunna be a good one tonight.

BigEarl139
Lmao bench Rondo already jesus fucking christ I can’t take this shit anymore. Dude fucking sucks.

Pshaheen0
And then he bricks

BigEarl139
And then he turns it over again.
These Rondo lineups are destroying us. He provides nothing.

GevanGene
This could have started better.

Drew_Brees_9
Rubio is destroying rondo, lord have mercy.

mrgud69
Snyder is definitely in the mob


flaccidplatypus
Hood legit makes everything against the Pels

BradL_13
Pretty sure everyone plays their best game vs us

flaccidplatypus
Gobert is such a baby.

Pshaheen0
Joe ingles is a dog

BradL_13
We played our worst possible defense and only down 6. Not bad.

flaccidplatypus
3rd quarter: Worst defense possible? Hold my beer.

BeastaBubbles
Man. These guys ever played before?

mrgud69
Gentry’s dumbass should have called a timeout way earlier. Let it get way too far out of hand.

BeastaBubbles
Nah you gotta let them get that gooood lead.

flaccidplatypus
I don’t think I’ve ever noticed a half time adjustment from this team. Gentry doesn’t care and the team follows suit.


SteelOliver
Rondo is so fucking bad on D. Gentry needs to take him out.

BradL_13
Can we please fucking fire Gentry. PLEASE

Ekayent
I don’t know if we can make the playoffs unless we trade some ppl for those who give a shit

heycindy
We’re out here missing layups and they’re shooting 70 percent from 3

CuriousWhoDat
We reach 100 points with 5+ left in the 4th and we’re getting blown out. Pathetic.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

What’s up with the Jazz tonight
Can’t they miss a shot or two from behind the arc…..

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:44 PM

Mitchell
Has quite the motor. He is more impressive than DSJ.

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:49 PM

A half w/o Cunningham
is my favorite highlight

by Oleh Kosel on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:57 PM

The Jazz hasn’t missed a step after losing Hayward to FA
If anything they look better. But they have had to deal with injuries like other teams. Pretty impressive job by coach Quinn

by 1961BassMan on Feb 5, 2018 | 7:57 PM

The 3rd quarter of Pelicans games
are very quickly becoming my own sword of damocles, they play the same lazy perimeter obsessed game every time and you’d think that they’d try to fix it after it breaks every single time

by The Flattest Eric on Feb 5, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Pels staying just close enough
to make us watch at least some of the 4th

by Oleh Kosel on Feb 5, 2018 | 8:47 PM

I dont know how they expect to keep fans in the seats if they cant win at home smh. At least let it be a good game at home. Everyone in there looking at the game like a waste of time
by Byron Washington on Feb 5, 2018 | 9:13 PM

Terrible just terrible
by juan94athree on Feb 5, 2018 | 9:15 PM

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