Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Posting and Toasting.

if you take down this post maybe they won’t play the game
Posted by Jonathan Schulman on Jan 8, 2020 | 8:41 PM

Why am I even watching this
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:01 PM

I can’t even pretend to care about this game
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:12 PM

Paint the walls of your stadium Utah, geezus
Its so grey and drab
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:27 PM

they can’t afford it
they need that money to pay Mike Conley
Posted by jacoop on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:29 PM

the jazz getting into the hip hop scene
with the new hit “Cant Touch This”
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:28 PM

lol
Posted by normanhathaway on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:35 PM

mudiay got in before Frank
fuck us all
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:28 PM

Just like old times
Posted by No Ds and DNPs on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:30 PM

If even Mudiay starts to have a resemblance of a so called semi-good game, this is gonna be a really hard one to watch
Posted by New York Stories on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:32 PM

whatever quinn is on
i want some for the weekend
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:35 PM

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Mud bout to shit hot fury on us
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:50 PM

it’s the mudiay revenge game..
Posted by RJParrot on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:52 PM

seen enough of payton
mudiay dusted him
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:58 PM

Mudiay destroying us
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 9:58 PM

Aaaaand quiet 20 point lead
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:00 PM

Hol up is Mike Conley playing today
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:02 PM

Ok that answers that
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:02 PM

This franchise is fucked
Can’t even play our young guys in blowouts
Posted by Airfeet on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:04 PM

Mudiay is KILLING elf
this is sad
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:07 PM

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*Halftime Junior Jazz game*

the jazz halftime show will be interesting on league pass
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:11 PM

PASS THE DAMN BALL KID
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:12 PM

deshawn is a stud
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:13 PM

He’s twice the size of the other kids
Not fair
Posted by Heart Like John Starks on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:16 PM

i knew deshawn stood out
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:18 PM

also like the random dad who is 5 foot 7, 350
who wont get out the way
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:14 PM

Every single one of these kids is hand down man down
I mean who is coaching these teams?
PATHETIC
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:15 PM

dude, dont say shit about deshawn
24 rebounds in 8 minutes
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:16 PM

Per 36 thats like 120 rebounds
BAH GOD
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:18 PM

DeShawn? more like DeTruth!!
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:20 PM

dont you dare quote Mark Jackson
and I never even understood what that is supposed to mean
Posted by cctoastt on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:19 PM

he have a guy imitiating rush limbaugh and marv albert announcing a youth game on 5 foot hoops
with the wooly thing refereeing
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:13 PM

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can’t even make uncontested 2 footers and layups
Posted by sunless07652 on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:26 PM

Utah is playing on Rookie difficulty.
Posted by HighFlyers28 on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:27 PM

how the fuck can they even be showcasing payton? or ellington? or portis?
every GM knows exactly who these guys are. they are healthy. they are known. a good game/ bad game doesnt change their value one but. just sit their asses amd trade them when you get a chance. but showcasing makes no sense
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:28 PM

Front Office keeps trying to showcase guys we don’t want
Protip: If we don’t want them, other teams probably also don’t want them
Posted by No Ds and DNPs on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:31 PM

im actually rooting for mudiay at this point
fuck it
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:33 PM

Wally gaslighing us by describing Mudiay as a “cerebral” and “composed” player.
Posted by Walt Clyde Phraser on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:34 PM

Thought I hallucinated that bit
Posted by Visions of future Shump on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:40 PM

I switched over to the Utah feed at halftime
I just couldn’t take it anymore
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:39 PM

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Utah obviously just got that Jock Jams CD from 1993
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:49 PM

WHOOP THERE IT IS
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:50 PM

Begging your pardon MBHC
but its “WHOOMP”
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:51 PM

havent even heard pump up the jam yet
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:50 PM

Utah is just Globetrottering us right now
Posted by Disappointment on Jan 8, 2020 | 10:54 PM

Our starting lineup is a fucking trash can
Posted by LawyerUp21$ on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:05 PM

Randle was out today
Posted by LegionofBlue14 on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:05 PM

tbf. hes a big part of the trash can
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:06 PM

crazy that mitchell got to 4000 quicker than the mail man
Posted by felinequickness on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:07 PM

“They knew New York would be a dangerous club”
Hol up what
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Jan 8, 2020 | 11:10 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New York Knicks Reddit.

EwingsRevenge21
I wanna see the new and improved Mudiay lol

2wo1ne
I’m sorry what is this lineup??

MitchCurry
Tanktastic.

DrBokbagok
are we even trying

spaceninj
Man, I really wanted Portis suspended for this game too.

damn-mooses
i hate him

ADayInTheLife67
When was the last time we won in Utah ? Was it the Kurt Thomas game in 2013 ?

hadmeintiers
Why is Taj still starting

nycsports1993
Taj is more washed than my bath towel after taking showers

Mr_Jersey
Looks a lot like Payton has decided he’s playing exclusively for Payton.

2wo1ne
The 2014-19 Knicks are the reason I’m 23 and barely get carded at bars

NateRgreat
This should be an easy win but in knicks fashion we butcher even the easy games

Aaaaand….he’s back.

Mr_Jersey
Why the fuck would this be an easy win?

YourAsianBuddy
Bogdanovic is on my fantasy team, can confirm, he’s fucking automatic

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Darkmoone
Bootiay sighting

hadmeintiers
Mudiay revenge game

EwingsRevenge21
Mudiay screaming
“THIS ONE IS FOR YOU FIZ!!!” lmao

Mr_Jersey
So glad we spent all that time getting Mud right.

Mudkip4567
Wow so Mudiay didn’t have a fat face he has just been out of shape the first 4 years of his career

hadmeintiers
So glad we spent time developing mudiay for the jazz

nycsports1993
I swear to god if Mills isn’t shot out of a fucking cannon by the end of the season…
There’s not a single franchise in sports that would’ve kept him for this long.

HonkyGrandmaBTrippin
Quinn synder looks like a villain from a Christopher Nolan Batman movie

nycsports1993
a coked up one

StrawhatDylan
The Jazz coach do be lookin kinda fresh doe

EwingsRevenge21
Ellington has been so mediocre…

Mr_Jersey
I’d kill for him to be mediocre

NateRgreat
We should have never let go of Steve Novak. We’ve been so shit since he left

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LordBalkoth69
They took Emmanuel Catfish Mudiay out so I guess we can go on a run now.

ML5Trading
Is Dan Snyder ever gonna rest Donovan Mitchell? Lmfaooo give the boy some rest

EwingsRevenge21
Mudiay just played defense? Wtf happened? He don’t play defense….

Yuske_Rothko
If any of our young guys get traded they are gonna be so good lmaoo mudiay is about to warn them

ayo69
Payton rly got blocked by Emmanuel

Swimtothemoon12
Mudiay looks good out there tonight, glad we got him right

Yuske_Rothko
Mudiay revenge game loading

mpp93
PAYTON IS GETTING COOKED BY MUDIAY

Hemispheres33
Mudiay is fucking cooking Elfrid

anditcounts
Mudiay revenge game smh

Uncletookey
Good to see Mudiay still hits the deck unnecessarily after layups

TreSeven
Even when Quin Snyder smiles he scares me

TreSeven
Damn I ain’t know Ingles could run it like that

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wxl200
Yo why do we suck so bad

damn-mooses
i feel hollow inside watching this bullshit

hadmeintiers
Payton really tried gobert lmao

EyeOfTheWalrus
Lmao Payton thought he could drive on gobert

DTDan24
Payton getting roasted by Mudiay LMAO

AlexanderRussell
mudiay scoring at will against payton

BigKnickEnergy09
Mudiay is eating Paytons lunch

CanadaArid
Payton is getting filleted by Emanuel Mudiay, the irony

TreSeven
There haven’t been any trade rumors on Payton have there?

NateRgreat
Why do we keep butchering the easy games….

hadmeintiers
How were the jazz ever an easy game, especially without our top 2 scorers

lonelysadknicksfan
Down 19 at half yikes

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*Halftime Junior Jazz game*

Djoke1
These kids ball hogging

MitchCurry
They somehow still pass more than Morris.

Djoke1
Come on pass to the big girl down low, post up!

The_Barbiter
wow the knicks are almost as good as these guys

AnimalRomano
Man Deshawn Is out there dominating.

AssIsAFatCircle
Deshaun has a Melo vibe haha

CanadaArid
Junior knicks play on the big boy hoops just saying

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Mr_Jersey
And Payton starts the 3rd. FUCK THIS FRANCHISE.

wintursoldier
bobby ports makes me want to die honestly

YourAsianBuddy
I think the Knicks just missed 10 layups in a row. This is some next level hood rat shit

damn-mooses
i fucking cant

Swimtothemoon12
Mitchell please, we were already dead.

TheKnicksMakeMeDrink
Our % looks like I’m the one who’s shooting

lamarcuswallace
Payton’s been extra trash since the second quarter

knicksprick
I just don’t understand

MinervaNow
Mitchell is great, damn

wintursoldier
the Knicks city dancers would have a better FG% against Utah tonight

TreSeven
I hope Zion recovers soon of course but I really hope his debut isn’t against us because it’s gonna be ugly

Blacklightblue
I hope it is. This team has made me a masochist and I know I’m not the only one.

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Mr_Jersey
He left the same guys in after the timeout. Lmfao.

knicksprick
Is he saving frank for marriage?

nycsports1993
Fucking hell Mills is officially coaching this team now, isn’t he? I’m not convinced that Miller would be suddenly rolling out these completely shit rotations unless it’s being demanded of him. What a fucking disgrace.

EwingsRevenge21
I’m beginning to understand why Sprewell strangled his coach

CanadaArid
Wait Royce O’Neal can miss?

TreSeven
Joe ingles looks like Chris Paul against us

spaceninj
Portis is like a cockroach. Should have been suspended for this game and should have been thrown out.
Basically, just make him go away.

wintursoldier
I don’t want anything bad to happen to bobby, no car accident or anything, I just want him to want a career change on his own. I would be so happy for him if he felt starting a landscaping business was a better use of his time.

NateRgreat
Only knicks can make utah jazz look like 96 Bulls. LOL Pathetic

knicksprick
They’re 24-12

Sakib_Hoss
Jazz calling a timeout at 91-65 because they’re scared

hawaii_guy_808
If the FO decides to be buyers the trade deadline, I’m done with this shit

shadynasty90
We fucking suck

MitchCurry
Not saying Fiz was a better coach but at least his teams made fake comebacks in the 4th when they were down 30.

diahrreamangos
This gotta be a showcase game for our “vets”

mpp93
Well, I can assure you no ones trading for them now

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lukassrot
We can’t rebuild for shit. The Knicks want to be the Lakers: be shit for years and wait for some top 5-10 bitch to request a trade to you

anditcounts
We are inching closer to going back to being a pants-themed sub

Swav3
I guess Fizadale got Mudiay right…

anditcounts
basketball gods mocking us with this mudiay shiit

MyKnicka84
The sub hated Mudiay so hard yet he’s outplayed all our point guards tonight

jrjrjr25
he got that knicks revenge game attribute boost in him

Uncletookey
If we Knick up this trade deadline and no trades happen I really hope we say fuck the money and cut some of these one year deals just to play the kids more.

PennyStockKing
If we don’t make any trades, a boycott of this org should happen. The incompetence is getting out of control

bibfortuna16
tough road trip. it’s looking tougher ahead if e FO trades Randle n Mook. we’ll keep losing n Coach will be gone at e end of e season 😔

Coresmc
0-4

Djoke1
thats how white kids dance out in utah?

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

I don’t expect a win. Quinn vs Alvin puts that thought to rest. Would like to see the Pelicans come out and play defense an be competitive for all Four Quarters though. I think that’s why I’m going to the game tonight.
I don’t see the Favors revenge thing though. He’s a pro and knows it wasn’t personal. It’s the NBA. But I do believe Favors will play hard and be competitive on the floor. I think Rudy has the weaker mindset of the two. From what I seen Favors just plugs away and never quits. That’s what you want out of your big man at the end of the day.
Sure would be nice to Zion play tonight.
Geaux Pels
Posted by Shape Shifter on Jan 6, 2020 | 8:03 AM

Nah, we’ve got these Jazz imposters. Utah Jazz…smh
Posted by DaveKnows225 on Jan 6, 2020 | 3:54 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans Reddit.

poorwhitecash
Original Jazz beats Fake Jazz 122-115

BananaPeelSlippers
Let’s fucking go. Favors coming for gobert’s ass.

acebull23
favors > some french guy

Relodwire
UTAH ASS ON THE MENU TONIGHT BOIS! WE COMIN FOR IT AND THAT 8 SEED!

tachkazor
Donovan BITCH L?? RUDY GOBUST?? UTAH JASS?? LETS GET IT

liljettt
lmao Ingles has been cooking on BI

NateRgreat
We’re the better team here. Should be a W tonight

It’s the guy from the Orlando thread lol

NateRgreat
This Jazz team is pretty weak without Conley. Should be a W tonight.

NateRgreat
we should NOT be losing to the Jazz….

canary_zoldyck
You obviously don’t watch the Jazz. Mitchell is elite and is carrying this team. They’re well coached, play hard all game amd they play the right way.

NateRgreat
Mitchell seems inefficient, I’d take Ingram over Mitchell any day of the week. A true leader.

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NateRgreat
I was wondering why the game was still close. Then I realized Jrue isnt playing. Jazz are lucky.

domuru7722
Clarkson will miss eventually… right?

NateRgreat
Isnt Clarkson the guy from cavaliers?

AdzBoogie
I always thought Donovan Mitchell was overrated but these 2 games against them, he’s scary. Really scary. He carries himself like a star.

NateRgreat
It always seems like Refs are always helping the bad teams against us…. we’d be easily up 15 if not for refs

liljettt
if we made open shots we’d be up 10 at the least

ReggieZoldyk21
BI is making Joe Ingles look like an all star lol.

realmckoy265
Ingles’s game would kill at the Y

canary_zoldyck
Favors needs to step up on those screens. We all know Gobert gets away with moving screens… he’s a lob guy, give Ingram some time to get back.
Lonzo is playing well.
Mitchell is a star man…. good gosh. He’s playing out of position and doesn’t look like it one bit.
Also…. fuck the refs.

causewaytoolong
Kane Fitzgerald sucks dog ass, he has made so many bad calls / no calls tonight.

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liljettt
Gobert is ass i just see a tall dude who sets picks and rebounds

canary_zoldyck
They’re not even trying to guard Lonzo that’s just disrespectful… he is making teams pay. Jazz better wake up.

canary_zoldyck
Welp…

urbanzextra
do these guys miss?

Andtheyrustledsoftly
The jazz play the most gimmicky, bullshit offense I’ve ever seen.
They are going to get mowed down by good teams in the playoffs and it will be hilarious.

NateRgreat
We’re a good team, and we’d be mowing them down had they not paid the refs

SaintsBeatEagles
Gentrys fucking late timeouts for fuck sakes. This man has to go

Gay_NBA
These refs are idiots

dalton_k
this reffing is fucking atrocious

NumbChumpsky420
Why the fuck do pels streams show the opposing teams broadcast like 50% of the time? I don’t want to listen to this biased Jazz commentary, but I guess I’m not really in a position to complain lmao

NateRgreat
Jazz has the worst commentators of anyone in the nba, so much mormon dick in they mouth

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NateRgreat
Gentry is so inconsistent, we’re not going to make the playoffs if we keep losing to teams like this.

BobMarleynthewhalers
utah is a reallt good team

Jon_Sneaux
Gobert doing whatever the hell he wants out here. Foul on the shot and rebound.

WetHamburg
fuck the jazz!!!!!!!!@@!@

SaintsBeatEagles
We’re tossing this game away this quarter

WetHamburg
Motherfucking referees pieces of shit. Fucking nba should train their fucking refs not pick them up from the fucking streets. These bitches look like random picked from a fucking garbage can motherfcuking pieces of cunt shits

stop_reading__this
Honestly where the fuck does the NBA get these pussy ass referees? Fucking insane egos on these human failures

WetHamburg
My fucking veins is about to explode fuck

liljettt
GOOD ASS 3RD QUARTER

moonshiver
Flock up

lordfeolindo
Flock the fuck up!

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Ballgame2398
How does Utah have all these damn 3 point specialists

GobertGrabber
I’m worried we’re not as good at basketball as the Utah Jazz

dalton_k
Gobert only got DPOY cause they didn’t want to give it to AD so he’d want to leave. Don’t @ me

Gay_NBA
Favors>Gobert

Relodwire
What the fuck is the Jazz shooting though? Holy shit.

legend023
Claim: Gobert isn’t an all star
Evidence: This game
Reasoning: He isn’t that good of a defender

Andtheyrustledsoftly
Bogdonavic is unguardable right now

liljettt
Gobert is so trash dude

legend023
Gobert is a bum

DudeWTH
Wtf kinda play was that

3peatlikeMJ
Wtf Ingram. Man these Laker boys needa learn how to close games man. Over Gobert? Seriously.

Swurlington
Call a challenge pussy

DudeWTH
That’s a foul jazz announcers are retarded

liljettt
pussies really left the court

stop_reading__this
these fucking refs, these have been the most egregious bullshit calls of the season.

coolylame
jazz announcers are so fucking trash. Biased trash.

FarcicalRoman
Fucking cunt refs.

Utah Jazz at Orlando Magic: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Orlando Magic Reddit.

DaWhiteDwight
If we win this game my dick will be hard.

Loading_Scr33n
I hate you Donovan

NateRgreat
How are you losing this early to the Jazz. Get it together, have to win this at home

mweltzer
Jazz getting the calls and in the bonus. Refs forget who the home team is.

NateRgreat
Refs are so pathetic, have to help the weaker team even when were home

mweltzer
You look at a Jazz player and they blow the whistle.

NateRgreat
Another L coming because of refs yet again. the NBA hates us.

mweltzer
Shooting 0% from 3. 0-8.

Shams_wojnarowski
Wow are we really 0% on threes right now? Damn son. I’m only watching the game intermittently.

NateRgreat
This game should be an easy W.

illicitRazor
fuck these jazz bitch asses complaining and sucking the refs damn dicks. There was no T there you pussy ass motherfucking bitches

NateRgreat
Gobitch is probably the most overrated player in the nba

rengar_senpai
Refs must be Mormon or something

NateRgreat
Or racist

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NateRgreat
What is so good about Rudy gobert, I just dont see it. Hes a liability whenever I see the jazz play. So overrated

mweltzer
Getting killed on rebounding.

OrlandoMagic89
I think we might lead the league in fouls committed with under 5 seconds left on the shot clock. Ugh

Loading_Scr33n
Jesus we can not convert on their TOs

alphamxyle
Refs trash

resincak
The fuck is Mudiay doing this shit? Bust ass!

DaWhiteDwight
Can we have fucking EMMANUEL MUDDIAY stop doing shit

NateRgreat
Vuc >>> Gobitch in every aspect

ricksenberg
Who the fuck is Niang and why is he torching us

DaWhiteDwight
WHO THE FUCK IS NIANG

Loading_Scr33n
Who the fuck is NIANG

WhiteDwight
WHO THE FUCK IS NIANG PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Loading_Scr33n
Fuck me

mweltzer
and George Niang hitting 5-6 from 3. Love how the NBA turned into a 3 point contest every game.

ricksenberg
Once again getting killed by 3pt shooting white dudes.

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SpideyUdaman
I love jazz. What is this sh*t called Utah Jazz though?

Dak2Dez_
If only we had a player like spida

Loading_Scr33n
What a shit quarter

ricksenberg
Well game was entertaining until the fucking 4th.

NateRgreat
Couldnt even win what should have been an automatic W. Pathetic.

strayanmagicfan
Why cant AG be like Lebron in the open court and just attack the fu**** rack hard and kill someone..

OrlandoMagic89
Jazz have like twelve guys on their team who can shoot lights out from three while we have like two. Why, basketball gods? What have we done to deserve this?

SpideyUdaman
I offer no credit to Utah….they made lucky shots in the 4th despite the coverages

Utah Jazz at Chicago Bulls: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blog A Bull .

I see us winning the first half then epic 2nd half collapse
That being said I took Utah and conceded the 3 points. I also think this will come down to coaching and Snyder could coach circles around Egghead.
Posted by yungfella85 on Jan 2, 2020 | 7:11 PM

big time turd quarter
Posted by obnoxious american on Jan 2, 2020 | 8:45 PM

Zach and late game decisions; not my favorite combination
Posted by TheBrooklynBull on Jan 2, 2020 | 9:23 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Chicago Bulls Reddit.

Strictly4MyNipples
this gon be a long night

Milkboy1516
I’m not emotionally prepared to see how a team over reliant on paint scoring does tonight.

DanielGafford
Stacey King getting more thicc every game

ItsNotMineISwear
we better not get frikkin jingled

DJLookinAss
I’d say low probability, it seems the splash uncle has turned into the splash grandpa

Steinbulls
You sick fucks booing the coach at the start of games, such a bad vibe. Yeah hes crappy but that is totally fucked.

_klow
It’s totally fucked that he’s still our coach

benjammin9292
We’re gonna get JINGLED tonight aren’t we

zedrix_
Joe Ingles, Alex Caruso and Cody Zeller are good athletes that doesn’t looked like one.

Chicago_Jayhawk
Ingles that dude when you see him walk into the gym you’re like “This dude has no game.” Then is an automatic Triple Double during the game.

Steinbulls
I think all Australians look like that.

Strictly4MyNipples
utah such an annoyingly good basketball team

anastasis14
Denzel showing he’s the better number 45

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zedrix_
LOL Sato. The moment he saw Gobert. He pick up the ball and stop dribbling WTF.

GarrettFischer1
Gobert so damn annoying. Just locks the paint down

yungfella85
These mofos couldnt close out to save their lives

zedrix_
Fuck Sato. Whenever he sees Gobert he rattles.

AnoToll
Jesus Wendell must have smaller hands than Trump

gogochi
The day WCJ knows how to catch he wil drop 50 every night hahaha

Milkboy1516
That’s a ridiculously late call on Gobert. Like we already started our own possession tf?

yungfella85
Pretty decent half, lets see what the Turd quarter brings.

gogochi
Please don’t get blown out in the 3rd

flavio891
Please keep it up in the third.. Please..

summerson
This baby race is stupid as fuck

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kingjames420
This is probably the best start to the 2nd half we’ve had so far this season

StillGrowingHorns
Yeah, good luck Jazz trying stop us now Zach and Lauri are both getting the game feel. Even our head clown with suit is smiling at times.

AxCel91
My greatest fear is that we start looking good in spite of Boylen and people start to believe he’s the cause and shouldn’t get canned.

Milkboy1516
We’re gonna collapse under our playmaking

I_Miss_Quenneville
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THIS TEAM TO NOT PLAY LIKE SHIT

ProfMilkDyckPHD
What the fuck are we doing

norepedo
Fuck these refs

SnaxLordz
Rim is rigged

WileyTu
Thad dribbles like my mom texts.

xtow2
Thad you fucking dumbass

Cougars15
I’m now convinced Thad has an extra chromosome.

I_Miss_Quenneville
Well this sucks

_DreadLockRasta
what the actual fuck are we even doing rn

Duplicity-
Sick we just keep coming down and putting up trash set after trash set after trash set

flavio891
Put lauri back fucking egghead

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__Unauthorized__
We have to be the worst finishing team in the league

kbehr92
This team is so stupid. I just wish we had some competent NBA players on this team

somebodygetmemymoney
Lineups are absolutely horrible

ItsNotMineISwear
NO SUBS AFTER THAT TIMEOUT??

-Shooter_McGavin-
Finally a fucking lineup change

Cougars15
Why is our bench always depressed?

DJLookinAss
Ingles looks exactly like a kitchen manager I worked with at chipotle when I was in college

zedrix_
I hate you Bognadovich…

PrisonerofWawa69
Bogdan eating since we dont have any defensive wings

gogochi
There is nothing in the league coming close to Gober’s rim protection

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gogochi
5 points cmon boys !!!!

_DreadLockRasta
THE BASKETBALL GODS SAID BULLS 2020!!!!

Steinbulls
ITS HAPPENING!!!

PrisonerofWawa69
Gobert is a fucking tree lol

GarrettFischer1
I hate Gobert

m_will
Bulls deserve to lose for this We Will Rock You/Jump Around mashup

lights6969
We weren’t supposed to win this game anyways haha..

Steinbulls
FML

kbehr92
This team is so fucking stupid

cjhoops13
What the actual fuck was that play

Pharma_Burns
Did anyone else hear the Benny hill theme during that last 10 seconds? Buncha scrubs.

somebodygetmemymoney
Wow that was retarded

Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Bad Boys.

Go shitty team go!
And by that I mean embrace the tank!
Posted by Laughton on Dec 30, 2019 | 8:58 PM

Why am I doing this to myself?
Posted by Crosseyed on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:09 PM

I like the court design
The color, the arches, the stylized (utah-shaped) basketball, the sunset colors… Well done!
Posted by jayod on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:12 PM

I love the Jazz uniforms, too.
Matches the court, looks awesome, very distinct. The team should be named the Rocks or something, but I love the visual design here.
Posted by jayod on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:14 PM

Or, dammit, the Suns should’ve done this
It could be the ‘sunrise’ look!
Posted by jayod on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:16 PM

Not a fan
I like their Retro Green and gold uniforms
Posted by Basketballbeeker on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:16 PM

It doesn’t make me think “Utah Jazz”
But they are great looking unis.
Posted by jayod on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:17 PM

Decent first 3:40
Utah playing down to our level.
Posted by Toledo Joe on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:17 PM

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Not sure
why Dre is trying to challenge one of the best post defenders in the league. Predictable results.
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:17 PM

Because he’s a gamer.
If he didn’t, everyone would be quick to scream about how soft he was and how he wouldn’t compete against anyone good.
Posted by jayod on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:19 PM

I’d prefer solid BBIQ
but alright
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:21 PM

Embid loaned out his space in Dres head
To Gobert
Posted by Basketballbeeker on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Somebody needs to smack Andre upside the head every game
It might motivate him a little bit and get him engaged
Posted by East Warren on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:34 PM

Ingles with the dirty play
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:45 PM

Joe is such a bumbling idiot type dude
but he makes it work for him
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 9:49 PM

Everytime I see Mitchell play I wish we would have drafted him and SVG wouldn’t have been scared when he had a perfect workout
Posted by EJohns_1004 on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Bad ending to both quarters
and it’s just about all even as a result
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Ingles really does look like a bartender.
Posted by Crosseyed on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:07 PM

I always thought he looked like the guy ordering
Posted by Laughton on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:30 PM

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Is there a worse coach than Casey at halftime adjustments?
Posted by jgk381 on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:35 PM

C’mon man
It doesn’t matter where you place the shit, it’s still a shit sandwich.
Posted by Laughton on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:38 PM

Empty the fucking bench already
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:34 PM

Bartender just told our group
We showed more interest in the Pistons than anyone he had seen in years in this bar.
So very proud.
Posted by Toledo Joe on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:36 PM

Mitchell looks heavier. He’s gained weight, he’s chubby now.
Posted by senelcoolidge on Dec 30, 2019 | 10:53 PM

I just can’t even
Posted by rames on Dec 30, 2019 | 11:08 PM

This team doesn’t even know how to tank right
Posted by jgk381 on Dec 30, 2019 | 11:22 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Pistons Reddit.

EmilyWasRight
incoming 30 point loss

howsway-_-
Mitchell dropping 36

PushItHard
Mike Conley still playing really bad for them?

Beast-2
Not playing any more, got hurt
But he was ass for sure.

SwordOfBufkus
sadly i think its time for him to retire.

Raticus9
It’ll be nice for Dre to get to watch a real center tonight. Great learning experience.

MortSahlfan
I still can’t believe we drafted Luke Kennard over Donovan Mitchell.

agk927
Pistons lose 113-88

fluffyjdawg
Our broadcast just called the Jazz’s city uniforms god awful. That would make ours literally Satan lol.

KeepChoppin
This has to be the worst starting lineup in the league this year. Frazier-Brown has to be close to the worst starting backcourt of the decade.

_msmitty
Final score 33-17 Pistons

RomeluBukkake
If we’re trying to trot out the worst lineup of the decade, why don’t we go all out and put Thon in

88jris
Bojan might be the most “he looks like someone from my office” player in nba history.

aboycandream
Jazz announcers are like sleep therapists

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aboycandream
I hate watching drummond play

Nerouin
Looking at Mitchell and Griffin makes me marvel at how this organization has consistently made the wrong decisions at every turn. It’s been a truly remarkable parade of ineptitude.
What a mess. It’s so depressing.

RatchetRooster
Fuck Ingles for that twerk

Rayshon1042
Fuck ingles, trying to take my boy wood out

Garden_Gnome_Child
Ingles look like a Math professor who got like a 3/5 rating on Ratemyprofessor

Mtommy
He’s the Eastern European calc teacher that you get when you sign up for classes late

smileyforall220
Are our players just stupid or what?

smileyforall220
Casey seems to be really lacking when it comes to in game adjustments. Always waits until we’re down 20 to call a timeout, sticks with a linuep wayyyy too long.

Fukthisthro
I see. Casey is trying to get fired so he can leave Pistons without giving up his pay. I under estimated his intention. He is one step ahead.

smileyforall220
Bruh what is this trash ass offense. Ive seen YMCA joints run a better offense than this

nickmcg_
OH ME OH MY DRE

Mtommy
Kicked him right in the baguette

Chiefgbo
Lol Dre kicked Gobert in the pussy

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jdoublee123
How is Utah 20-12

rake2204
Sweet mother of god that Mitchell dunk…

88jris
Watching him just pisses me off

Chiefgbo
Drummond wasn’t willing to take Dons nuts on his face to try and take a charge. I don’t blame him but it’s not my job to win games

Fukthisthro
Fire Casey already or tank Properly. Fuck is this bullshit.

smileyforall220
Our players are complete idiots

DontPanic40Too
There’s your standard “Casey will let us shoot ourselves in the foot” start to the third quarter. Moron.

nickmcg_
Does Dwayne Casey sing lullabies to the team during halftime?

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DontPanic40Too
Can’t wait to see Dre in a different jersey

aboycandream
andre is severely an idiot

smileyforall220
Man fuck this dumbass team

MiyaharaAce
Thon Maker is a fucking useless piece of shit.
Jesus

nickmcg_
Thon is a waste of a roster spot

siddyhall
We’re the Milwaukee Bucks storage unit

Haurboss
Joe Ingles and Bogdanovic is a better duo than anything we have and that’s sad

siddyhall
No knock on Bruce Brown, but Brown is a Joe Ingles wannabe

DontPanic40Too
Tony Snell is useless

smileyforall220
Drummond is just getting absolutely wrecked by Gobert

rijeka1
Absolute joke of a team. Can’t follow the games anymore

askabai
Just close the franchise.

Nweber15
Our starting shooting guard has 6 points in 35 minutes

aboycandream
yeah but you’re not looking at the bigger picture,
he has 2 assists

JohnnyRingo13
Great 2 minutes of development for sekou. I sure hope he learned a lot

spalding1250
Sekou with the lock down defense to run out the shot clock

nickmcg_
Epic player development there Casey. Sekou sure had a great time jogging back and forth. Really gives me hope for the future

DontPanic40Too
Pretty cool of Bruce deciding to get his in garbage. Time. This whole roster is full of losers.

CanaryRich
We fucking suck, this is so depressing.

Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit.

HazardousSlurpee
Alright who is ready for the annual Joe Ingles tear up of the clippers 😭

ayeno
Utah couldn’t have waited to put Joe in the starting lineup after our game?

hollyw00d8604
F’n ingles

JustClampIt1819
Fucking Ingles

MannyDanning
Yep, gotta shut down Jingles, he still hasn’t forgot the name cunningham…

DustinsGuns
Rudy is getting embarrassed by Zubac on both ends.

Gangrenitis
Gobert who????

wuyump7
Zu>Gobert

Moth818
Again why are Lakers fans at our team game

JustClampIt1819
Because they’re cunts

nugget_the_bear
Mr. Mitchell, kindly fuck off.

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agypagymadden
Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. We’re shitting the bed and Pat is hurt. Couldn’t get worse

AnnunakiFlow
Fuck man fuck fuck fuck

MoneyBall_
MOTHERFUCKER!

Anaweiser
Never been a fan of France… the hate is now official.

im_not_witty_
Good lord they arent calling any fouls on the jazz and the jazz cant miss a 3 this quarter

tylerjehills
Our stars are off, our emotional leader got hurt, and these fuckers can’t miss from deep. Be a minor miracle if we win this

MoneyBall_
The Jazz sure have some sick maneuvers

Bukdiah
God damn. Mitchell is a man possessed.

EdoubleYT
Jazz played a nearly flawless 3rd quarter and only up 1.

EdoubleYT
Jazz will absolutely have a representative in the ASG this season, question is if it will be Mitchell or Gobert. I hope for the sake of more tears, it’s Rudy.

KlawDaddy96
There’s no way they overlook Mitchell.

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AnnunakiFlow
Mitchell YAM FUCK

6114DAVE
Ingles with the old man sneaky move goading Mcgruder into a foul

agypagymadden
Refs giving the Jazz every call

Gangrenitis
These bums are getting bailed out by the refs so hard

Scootinfruidy
So. We found out what it takes to get doc to play zubac in the 4th.
And that’s Rudy golbert.

Gay4Shai
Refs asking Rudy if he wants to press charges after being touched briefly by Zubes

JimmyV034
Stop taking stupid shots…

MannyDanning
COME ON FUCKERS

jayeljefe
Man I actually loathe Joe Ingles the basketball player. Know nothing about him as a person.

juju2424
Bruh why do always struggle against the Jazz

juju2424
Not just this season but every damn season

im_not_witty_
For fucks sake. We really just shit the fucking bed hard.

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3peatlikeMJ
Mitchell deserves an all star spot. More then Kawhi and PG. The young dude is balling!

WhyAmIAFanOfThisTeam
Mitchell takes the dumbest fucking shots and makes them man

Bukdiah
Tip ya hat to him. Mitchell was on a damn mission. BBQ chicken for whoever is on him and when he’s matched with Lou…oww

nz_nba_fan
Mitchell is a hell of a player.

Rawrlorz
I hate the Jazz

juju2424
RIP

TinySilverSparrow
Nipplefuck

a_brazillian_clipper
We shot like fucking shit

cp3todeAndre
This team ain’t winning a championship.

Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazers Edge.

I like their floor, well defined
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:42 PM

Kinda glad the Jazz court doesn’t look like the Suns court anymore. That was weird.
Posted by mattmcc80 on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:50 PM

Gonna be a long night I’m afraid
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:44 PM

I could score 50 on this cj mccollum fella
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:44 PM

If this 65 year old English teacher can do this
I should be able to do decently
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:48 PM

Getting ripped apart by Kangaroo Korver.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:49 PM

Game over
Posted by Ken N Chmiel Jr. on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:46 PM

can’t even be competitive for 5 minutes
Posted by Corwin71 on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:46 PM

They are exploiting whiteside
Posted by Jeremy Wonderly on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:46 PM

The problem is apparent
When Hassan makes RUDY GOBERT, a guy that’s completely unplayable in the playoffs, look like a mobile center
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:47 PM

I hate Ingles.
Dude would be like 2nd team all NBA if he faced us every night. Wtf.
Posted by RipCity Survivor on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:51 PM

Embarrassing
Making ingles look like Lebron.
Posted by OfficerCosta on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:51 PM

Jesus
Forgot they got Clarkson now. Dude torches dame also. Ugh.
Posted by RipCity Survivor on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:54 PM

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I miss Wes
Posted by hoodieNation on Dec 26, 2019 | 7:56 PM

He had a well defined posterior
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:26 PM

MELO came to play
And no one else
Posted by X-factorMoe on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:11 PM

I never thought i’d be saying i’m so thankful Melo is on our team.
but there we are.
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:12 PM

How are they this open from 3 ? How?
HOW?
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:14 PM

I give up
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:32 PM

Gobert is owning Hassan
Floor so spread
Posted by X-factorMoe on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:33 PM

I have a theory. Our problem is Quin Snyder’s hair isn’t severely disheveled.
Posted by mattmcc80 on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:36 PM

Man Whiteside isn’t even trying for the rebounds
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Bazemore is a joke. Pay back every single dollar you owe the nba. Then go to China, where you belong
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Cj is getting abused. By EVERYBODY.
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:01 PM

Giving Ingles wide open corner 3s isn’t going to get us back into the game.
Posted by bluesloth on Dec 26, 2019 | 8:59 PM

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Quin Snyder would be played by Crispin Glover in a movie, right?
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:25 PM

He should have got the lead role for Dr. Strange
Posted by Rain Bro’s on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Quinn Schneider would play a great villian in a movie
Maybe even the Joker!
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:25 PM

Lol, Snyder looks like Christian Bale in “American Psycho” right now
Just as murderous in the eyes too
Posted by gardenhomer on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:32 PM

I always thought he looked like Doug Hutchison from Green Mile
Posted by Mortimer on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:35 PM

He’s a human Rorshach test – project away
Posted by gardenhomer on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:36 PM

Utah is much like Portland.
If the outside shot isnt falling…yuck
Posted by Carthage on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:35 PM

Only seven points to go
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:33 PM

Man Gobert is smooth!
Seriously he must moisturize
Posted by AINTNATHAN on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:38 PM

oh great, the australian menace is back in
Posted by hactar on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:38 PM

Wow. What a run. Utah’s offense is U G L Y rn
Posted by KingWes on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:40 PM

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Ingles better be careful in the parking lot
Staring down the brothers
Posted by X-factorMoe on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:46 PM

The game is in Utah
Where there is a fan sitting courtside in tall black boots with white laces
Posted by djrick on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:48 PM

Blazers better be careful in the parking lot
Posted by X-factorMoe on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:49 PM

What the poop was that with Melo
Posted by mattmcc80 on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:52 PM

Stupid Melo
Posted by OfficerCosta on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:53 PM

Hated that last possession because Melo was inevitably going to take that shot.
Posted by Mookie Alexander on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:54 PM

Thanks Melo…
Dame and CJ shooting lights out down the stretch and Melo forces that sh*t under duress…
Posted by globetrotter18 on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:54 PM

Lol melo wtf
Posted by marcus7 on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:57 PM

I have really come to hate Ingles
Posted by sebastiant on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:57 PM

Always hated him. Taunts others, huge Ego
Posted by X-factorMoe on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:59 PM

We might lose this.
Posted by LeftCoaster25 on Dec 26, 2019 | 10:00 PM

Moral victory number 7 on the year, woo hoo!
Posted by Carthage on Dec 26, 2019 | 9:58 PM

Welp, now I can go back to plunging that toilet. Yippeee!
Posted by djrick on Dec 26, 2019 | 10:05 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

5rip0citizen3
Be gentle Utah =(

batangbronse
Why is the Jazz throwback jersey looks really nice now compared when they were before?

Kazekid
I don’t want to get Jingled the day after Christmas

aznthomastran
CJ is getting torched by Ingles

Kazekid
God damn it, we’re getting Jingled right now

dimitrov1
Getting jingled already

VardhanVS06
Lol we lost the game already

ItzDp
Jingled to all hell

joesenseii
Still new to the NBA, who is Ingles and why is he torching us

Kazekid
Fucking Christ

longdonginyourmom
this is so terrible

longdonginyourmom
i fucking hate the jazz

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Bieberkinz
Oh shit oh fuck Jordan Clarkson

VardhanVS06
Ingles is flukey AF tonight. Hope his numbers go down the drain as the game progresses

pendejada
Not a fluke. Every team shoots their best games from 3 against us.

jerryslast
Portland is lucky Conley isn’t playing. He’s a Portland killer.

chasey_dc
IMO Utah is way better without Conley.

batangbronse
He’s killing his own team too

Kazekid
Man, why does this Niang guy always hit his threes vs us?

Kazekid
Miss you Ed

Fisktron
😍😍😍

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longdonginyourmom
fucking terrible. i hate watching this team now it’s so frustrating.

VardhanVS06
Is there anything this team is good at other than being trash.

AcedItUp
The sad part is there is no hope for the future. With Dame we will never pick high enough for a superstar and no one wants to come here in free agency

TheDSpot
its fucking amazing how we make the opponents 3pt shooting look like godmode, EVERY FUCKING GAME.

DrawMoreCats
I mean losing sucks, but this team is so unwatchable.

batangbronse
when will we get melo some help

Kazekid
Whoever is on Ingles better glue himself to him

batangbronse
larry bird playing with the jazz now?

realbarryo420
Bruhhh can we at least try hedging the screens when Ingles has the ball

tvanek26
The Mormons were heckling dame at the end of the half there. 50 point second half for dame incoming.

chasey_dc
The mormons are fans of basketball???

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thebumm
He clearly lowered the shoulder. To bitch at that obvious a call is so Utah.

Hkmarkp
Utah has a bunch a whiny bitches on their team

psychodogcat
Quin Snyder looks evil

pendejada
We came out of the half looking great and it lasted for less than three minutes fml

Kazekid
Ugh, went into the half with a shovel and come out with an excavator

LogoLizard
Routine 2nd half breakdown, nothing to see here

sy12333333333333
We fucking suck man

wir_suchen_dich
Hey maybe next year we can be one piece away again.

TheDSpot
fuck yeah we cut the 10 point lead down to….21…
fucking kill me.

allaboutthatpace
We should do what the Knicks sub did and start posting about fancy jackets or people smoking weed until we’re healthy.

GundamMotionDance
These fuckin guys, oh my god, just holding the door open for the Jazz all like “May I take your coat sir?”

VardhanVS06
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT MAKING TRADES. CMON MAN THERE IS CLEARLY A PROBLEM HERE. What the actual fuck is this franchise waiting for. We are playing trash basketball. Absolute plain fucking trash

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damecj
This game reminds me of my sex life

BigMigglet
You Getting pounded from behind?

Olimarwearspants
Iso?

damecj
No getting dominated by a 6’2 black man

Olimarwearspants
Happens to the best of us

batangbronse
snyder has to lay off the pipe

batangbronse
down 10 now

JBurdTakeFlight
Don’t give me hope…

Ripcitytoker
Holy crap, I had lost all hope

tvanek26
The Mormons are crying. I can feel the racial slurs radiating from the arena.

JBurdTakeFlight
Imagine if they drank alcohol

TheDSpot
it took 3 quarters, but looks like we learned to play solid basketball.

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batangbronse
down 7

Hkmarkp
Every time I turn back to the game, Utah players and coaches are STILL whining and crying.

thebumm
5 point game

Ripcitytoker
1 point game!!!!!!!

arealPointyBoy
what the FUCK

LogoLizard
OHHHH BOY

aznthomastran
Holy shit…

JBurdTakeFlight
Alright who sacrificed a small child for this comeback?

Really_bad_lipreader
Hahaha I just spied this comment on the other side:
FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKCUFJ UFK JCUFJ KFUCK

thebumm
What the fuck are these goddamn whistles.

bikzilla
Melo please

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Kazekid
DAMN IT

Ripcitytoker
Fuck!! :(

LogoLizard
welp

batangbronse
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

batangbronse
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Ripcitytoker
Wtf Melo…. tunnel vision.

ballstar03
Melo fucking sucks

Bieberkinz
AHHHHHH MELO NOOO

MuscIeChestbrook
I fucking hate Carmelo.

SacredAfro
That was not what we needed, melo. God dammit

BearUmpire
Coach needs to bench melo

Bieberkinz
Ahhhh Melo damn it

SacredAfro
Lol ok I’ve had enough melo

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Melo has really fucked us this game. Another 0 assists game from him as well.

longdonginyourmom
MELO U FUCKING IDIOT

ZaeDilla
FUCKING MELO

longdonginyourmom
FUCK U MELO U COST US THIS GAME

StudentLoanSlave1
Melissa lost us that game like 4 times in a row

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ballstar03
Yeah I really don’t like Gobert or the Jazz

JBurdTakeFlight
After seeing her dancing and snapping her fingers I retract my statement of D Mitch’s mom looking like a nice lady

Hop_tower77
Next time I get sad that the Rose Garden is now Moda Center, I’ll remember that arena names like “vivant.SmartHome Arena at Larry Miller court” exist and feel better.

travis759
Very entertaining game.. lakers fan here

Renagade_I_Be
fuck off

Utah Jazz at Miami Heat: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Hot Hot Hoops.

Fugly
Posted by 2qbn on Dec 23, 2019 | 9:14 PM

gobert is a one man defensive army inside the paint!!
Posted by Joseph Wendell Mendoza on Dec 23, 2019 | 9:18 PM

Phew, pulled out the win against a quality Jazz team!
Merry Christmas, y’all!
Posted by somacat on Dec 23, 2019 | 10:08 PM

Missed the game! Yay Heat!
Posted by Reality Czech on Dec 23, 2019 | 10:24 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Miami Heat Reddit.

doyouunderstandlife
Wearing the Vice Wave tonight. Are the Jazz doing their City uniforms? Because if they do, this might be the most attractive uniform match-up in history

miamidolphins72
Dion for Donavan Mitchell? I would so do that!!

Yuca_Frita
Rudy Gobert is a free agent in the summer of ’21. Just saying. You want to make all-star teams and win ships? Riley can make it happen.

ElReggo
I already feel like Ingles is gonna torch us tonight

LiamsNeesons
Ngl those jazz jerseys are pretty nice lookin

whitecurry25
Donovan Mitchell, future heat player

UziSuicide1238
The jazz uni… my word. Someone spent 10 seconds messing with gradients and called it a day it seems.

qazaz13
These two teams’ uniforms look so good together.

El_Cowboyz
Damn both of these jerseys sexy asf.

CorrineontheCobb
LOL Jazz just traded Exum

SpaceGhostxSNRS
Damn, they traded bruh during a game lmao

iPADRE___
Joe ingles looks like he needs a rabies shot

BerryMcockner
Donny is nasty

BluexFlash
Flashes of Wade in him

whitecurry25
Bogdanovic always looks like he just woke up from a nap

Number333
32-28 lead at the end of 1.
If Joe Ingles could stop shooting 100% from 3 we’ll be golden.

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surgeyou123
That was Wade esque splitting of the D by Mitchell.

iPADRE___
Mitchell is nice. He looked like prime d wade on the split

MG87
I’m trying to figure out where I’ve seen those Jazz unis, and it was on a Centrum bottle

Yuca_Frita
Half of the Jazz players have dad bods. Are there no treadmills in Utah?

weoutchea2400
Rudy Gobert is a fucking piece of shit and refs let him get away with so much bullshit

weoutchea2400
FUCK RUDY GOBERT DIRTY ASS BITCH

imtheonlyonehere
I hate that lanky baguette.

HeeBoob
Frenchie fucking fouled

jbenson255
Mitchell to Miami

SpaceGhostxSNRS
Utah gotta squad, too bad Conley ain’t working out for them or else they would’ve been trouble in the playoffs

HeeBoob
Gobert too damn big to get away with fouls. How can you not see him ref

weoutchea2400
Gobert sets so many illegal screens fucking bitch

warm_and_sunny
EAT MY BALL SACK GOBERT – DJJ

imtheonlyonehere
EAT SOME NUTS U BAGUETTE!

Number333
joe ingles
can u jingle yourself out of existence

Number333
53-52 ballgame at the half.
Man – one hell of a game thus far. This is gonna be good – if only Ingles could piss off.

Mellothewise
All we need is for Ingles to fuck off and then we’ll be good 😌

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Number333
can jingles
stop

Mellothewise
Gobert can get away with murder probably

warm_and_sunny
Rudy with his 15th foul of the night

weoutchea240
The fuck are they ever going to call a foul on Gobert dude is constantly fouling our guys and they won’t call anything on them.

thecaptainflint
joe ingles looks like he is dying from the plague

Marquis_Of_Wu
He’s the rat that brought the plague to Europe

MELYheadz
I feel like Gobert been in the whole game

Marquis_Of_Wu
Deadass, doesnt that mf want some Gatorade or something

NotoriousAlmeida
I hate that snobe look Gobert always has on his face. Fucking baguette.

snapple__facts
so glad this french fuck doesn’t play in the east
fuck having to play this dude 3-4 times a year

iPADRE___
whiteside was supposed to be gobert

Kobeissi2
I can’t believe we used to compare Whiteside and Gobert lol

OwnWait5
Gobert is just Whiteside with effort.

NotoriousAlmeida
Gobert is Whiteside if he actually gave a fuck

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jbenson255
Mudiay killing us now come on

AdmitJustiseIsBetter
Letting this scrub carve up the defense ok

broost
lol this dude really cooking us rn

BluexFlash
I can live with Mitchell or Ingles killing us but not Mudiay. Come on now

PaulPiercesShorts
We really gonna let Mudiay turn into Wizards MJ

benson255
Mudiay killing the zone by himself Lmaoo

DionWaiteress
The 76ers need to trade for Mudiay to stop our zone lmao

gatorsdm
Mudiay really showing us why he was a top highschool prospect smh

xuroz
HERRO GOING CRAZY

GbuserAxnrmn
OH SHIT
MY DICK OUT

thecaptainflint
i am hard

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ccRich_11
lmfao we just got jingled

AdmitJustiseIsBetter
Fucking pussy just stood there and flopped. Fucking scrub ass pussy

ETWarlock
Fine this flopper. Fuck off Ingles

BerryMcockner
I can’t even hate on that flop, that was actually impressive lmao

Life-is-a-Grind
Lmfao this nigga winning an Oscar

Rony_Seikaly
Fucking Toby Flenderson looking motherfucker

warm_and_sunny
What a pussy bro

‘OpeningChip
Shameless flop. I gotta give him some credit

Bkeets3
This bouillon cubes guy can fuck off

ThiccPapaSIZZLE
I’m so tired of Gobert

warm_and_sunny
YO I FUCKING HATE RUDY GOBERT FUCK THIS DUDE! He always pushes people on screens man this shit is making me irate

thecaptainflint
Donovan Mitchell getting locked down by Herro LMAOOOOOO

Fastbird33
Quinn Snider looks like a mad scientist.

CC-RB
He looks exactly like I’d expect a Utah coach to look.

Filtaido
They coach look like Joel Osteen

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archattack
Fuck Ingles

surgeyou123
Fuck off Jazz

thecaptainflint
Go home you fucking flopping fucks

archattack
Ingles acting confused

thecaptainflint
Living with the bubonic plague can’t be easy man

snapple__facts
jazz are hands down my least favorite team in the west now
flopping ass no call havin motherfuckers go back to mormon country

Mellothewise
I still like Mitchell but the rest of their team is surprisingly unlikeable

Marquis_Of_Wu
This shit speaks to me on a spiritual level, fuck the Jazz

fiveohh1
We beat the Jazz and the refs tonight. We should be award 2 wins instead of 1. Jesus Christ.

treasy2
Beat the refs and the jazz
Should count for 2 wins

KungfuKenny74
Glad we beat these Mormons, they’re ruining the state of Utah

radskorpion
Go back to your racist ass City. Game over

jbenson255
Mitchell to Miami

Utah Jazz at Charlotte Hornets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: At the Hive .

off to a good start
Posted by Arthur Jenkins on Dec 21, 2019 | 5:17 PM

If they’re going to let Gobert mug guys all night and loiter in the paint for the entire duration of the shot clock…
Then we’re going to get blown out by the refs.
Posted by BzCtyKnights on Dec 21, 2019 | 5:25 PM

We won the first quarter… but I don’t want to see anymore Gobert
Posted by Arthur Jenkins on Dec 21, 2019 | 5:35 PM

I’m really disappointed by these refs allowing the Jazz enough FT’s to keep the game close
Now their shots are beginning to fall. SMH
Posted by Arthur Jenkins on Dec 21, 2019 | 6:31 PM

Wow Snyder
Serious coke rage.
Posted by Buzz Light Year on Dec 21, 2019 | 7:04 PM

The ref walked away from him like action stars walk away from explosions
Posted by fontgangsta on Dec 21, 2019 | 7:16 PM

He’s a scary mutha,
no doubt about it.
Posted by Mr. Long on Dec 21, 2019 | 11:38 PM

Jazz defense has been great and we have nothing but guards pounding the air out of the ball
Posted by JeffCor on Dec 21, 2019 | 7:13 PM

Batum -21
Team leader tonight.
30 minutes for Batum.
Get well soon PJ.
Posted by Buzz Light Year on Dec 21, 2019 | 7:33 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Charlotte Hornets Reddit.

dijonboy
We’re the 8th seed rn 😂😂😂

BuzzBuzz01
Lmao the bottom half of the East is some SHIT

dijonboy
pLaYoFf pUsH

Xhoquelin
Miles about to get torched by Ingles if he’s not careful. Lot of smart players on this Utah team

BuzzBuzz01
Bogi is ridiculous man

BuzzBuzz01
Rudy dad dicking us

mF-Jonezy
Oh no I’m getting flashbacks of that Knicks game last year where mudiay had like 35 or something. Dude is so shit yet always kills us

Batercus
here comes another bullshit Mudiay 30 point game?

Xhoquelin
Seriously fuck that guy man and fuck the Jazz for signing him.
You know he won’t show it up when it matters. If you’re serious about winning a championship why sign someone like him?

YizWasHere
Man we really need to find ourselves a Rudy Gobert in the draft.

chahfc91
Gobert going to have a double double before the quarter ends

archer4364
He already has one right?

Xhoquelin
Holy shit…

archer4364
Dear lord gobert going to drop a 30/30

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Xhoquelin
Are you fucking serious Mudiay

Xhoquelin
So far one of the best halves we’ve played all year which is kinda sad as we’ve defended Rudy really poorly.

MistralB8Y
Devonte’, I love you. But you’re never gonna score that on Gobert

net_403
Quin Snyder looks like a serial killer, or the evil T-1000 terminator

archer4364
Refs swallow my dick

david00012
how do these refs still have their job

chahfc91
These refs are fucking useless

Scrypto
The Jazz can’t stop pushing off this is ridiculous

archer4364
Fuckin hate Utah

chahfc91
The Jazz spent the half time break giving free blowjobs to the refs obviously

Scrypto
Crowd needs to get loud as fuck. Fuck the refs and fuck utah

PJ25Washington
I’ve been counting the 50/50 balls today for each side. 27 went in the Jazz favor and 4 went in the hornets favor :)

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Scrypto
Lmfao good bye Snyder
What a baby

BuzzBuzz01
Which bum is trash talking Joe on the sideline

archer4364
Fuck Ingles

Xhoquelin
Joe himself is a bum. Constant uncalled push offs and travels. What a cunt. He’s not even better than Batum, he’s just aussie(widely known one of the worst Aussie players character wise so I don’t get that reason either) and looks like a math teacher.
Never plays properly for the national team either, always bricking 3s. Not a fan of him at all. Give me Delly or Patty over him any day

archer4364
I hate Utah for some reason, hope they get swept again

FreshnClean99
We lost to swaggerless ass Utah

chahfc91
I really don’t see what others see in Mitchell

NoScore704
Ppg.
He’s a chucker

Utah Jazz at Atlanta Hawks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Peachtree Hoops.

3 rookies, and 2 second yr guys has to be some kind of record
Posted by Nunnie on Dec 19, 2019 | 7:23 PM

Jazz don’t seem to be trying very hard to crash the offensive glass, which is a little surprising given the Hawks’ rebounding struggles and small lineup
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Dec 19, 2019 | 7:46 PM

Joe Ingles is makin’ shots as far away as the “little house on the prairie”,
Posted by High-sider on Dec 19, 2019 | 8:36 PM

I expected a lot more from this Jazz team this year. I thought they would be the next best challenger to the LA teams. They are a little disappointing
Of course now that I say this they will probably start the 3rd quarter on a 70-0 run, but that aside, I thought this team would be in the tier that Houston is in. Their defense hasn’t been as good as I expected and Conley (out tonight) has been a disaster so far.
Posted by NajehDavenpoop on Dec 19, 2019 | 8:45 PM

Donovan Mitchell, 26 points on 21 shots
But he, like Trae, is not doing that because he has to, it’s because he’s a brainless chucker. That has to be the reason…
Posted by Pete Zedoh on Dec 19, 2019 | 9:45 PM

Lmao he said fuck it and tried to dunk on Gobert
Bro….
Posted by Milleniumstorm on Dec 19, 2019 | 9:58 PM

This type of ending was the last thing we needed
Posted by TobiasFunke30 on Dec 19, 2019 | 9:48 PM

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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Atlanta Hawks Reddit.

Reoh
CAW CAW FUCKERS!

Reoh
Jazz commentators confirming this is the youngest starting lineup Hawks have ever had.

Bigsexbot
This a message to that bench full of bum vets get your act together or we will just play the youngsters

JesusAstrovan
How much adderall did the Jazz coach take

RorschachRedd
Lol I never watch the Jazz, but is Gobert so bad he can’t even take a 1 foot hook shot without shitting his pants?

PoetJustice
Imagine how many sister wives Spellman would have if he was on Utah

Zelostar
Pretty cool that the jazz got sponsored by hot cheetos

Skyler97
Our end of quarter offense is middle school level

Yoourebeautiful
Bob really said our bench is better than the Utah bench lol

uslashkev
not when the god Mudiay is splashing like Harden

CounterInsanity
Really nice defense by Gobert on Trae there. Credit where credit is due.

SalBeats
VERY good defense. Imagine if we had someone like that

dcrim_23
Nique’s been roasting Gobert all game lmao

Zelostar
Bojan Bogdanovic looks like a 46 year old mailman from Indiana

Dr_Slump98
Lol Is it me or is Dominique grunting on the microphone like every 5 min?

C-Jammin
The Jazz need to trade for Alex Caruso so they can have an entire lineup of balding white dudes.

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michael10250499
This just in! The NBA made defending illegal. This will begin in the third quarter of today’s Hawks Jazz game.

Obelisk00
Hah the Jazz won’t be ready we’ve been preparing for this all season!

TheDonGilly
This quarter is putting me to sleep with all the whistles

5pliff_Tannen
It’s like watching the rockets

Boraismybae
Mudiay would have been a nice backup for us

GamesFranco
Anyone hearing nique snort up the hell out of some snot in the mic or just me

GamesFranco
Sucked my fucking brain through my headphones my god

Keeks_marone
Dominique has to stop making these disgusting noises

GamesFranco
Petition to get Nique some tissues asap

therealmarkus7478
Jazz should have made Spider the primary ball handler instead of trading for a super expensive ball dominant guy. They look better with Conley out.

victorcoelh
The Jazz need to stop playing defense smh

patrickmosley894
We are making Gobert look like prime Shaq

Renverseur
It’s ova

C-Jammin
Always finding new ways to lose.

NoLanterns
Is someone coughing on the telecast