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Utah Jazz vs. Phoenix Suns: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 16, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Bright Side of the Sun.

Can of whoop ass incoming.
Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 5:53 PM

Folks, I think I have a problem
Donovan Mitchell might be my favorite player

Posted by phoenix buns on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:05 PM

Leave
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:06 PM

Dude hasnt even played more than one year…
Come back next year at allstar break with that garbage
Who???

Posted by Jonny Cya on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:15 PM

The first step is admitting you have a problem
Posted by Sun Sam on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:06 PM

statues of stockton and malone? lol
imagine us putting up statues of nash and amare.

Posted by amazins8669 on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:09 PM

I REALLY CAN’T WAIT UNTIL LEN IS GONE
FREAKING IDIOT SCRUB

Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:19 PM

Alex Len is literally useless.
Posted by jack’s complete lack of surprise on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:23 PM

If we beat the Jazz I would not be mad
Can’t stand their fanbase

Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:29 PM

fuck that
I want us to lose each and every game of the season that’s left. The Grizzlies ain’t going to out tank themselves

Posted by amazins8669 on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:30 PM

I sadly agree
Let’s get em next year

Posted by ValleyVaughn on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:31 PM


Jingles
So pure.
Suns need a shooter like that.

Posted by Anachronistic1 on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:51 PM

There’s really no reason for Dudley to be in this kind of shape
If I pushed him down a hill he’d probably never stop rolling

Posted by phoenix buns on Mar 15, 2018 | 6:56 PM

Ugly ugly so f ugly
Posted by AsAbove on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:03 PM

Donovan Mitchell
Posted by phoenix buns on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:09 PM

Btw Memphis so pathetic…if you wanna lose- fine, but not that obvious you retards
Posted by AsAbove on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:07 PM

Memphis needs to be fined.
Or have their pick taken away.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:20 PM

yeah this is disgraceful
we aren’t tanking anywhere near that hard

Posted by amazins8669 on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:22 PM

grizzlies are tank masters
holy fucking shit. Fuck them

Posted by amazins8669 on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:21 PM

I’m sure that twit Adam Silver won’t do anything either.
Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:22 PM

The Grizzlies organization should be thrown in jail.
How dare they try to lose more games than us.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:41 PM


Lmaoooo Chriss
bodied Rubio.

Posted by phoenix buns on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:37 PM

THAT’S THE FIRE I WANT TO SEE
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:38 PM

SCREW THE JAZZ
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:39 PM

LMAO DUDLEY EJECTED TOO
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Jazz mascot put boxing gloves on
LMAO

Posted by makePHXgreatagain on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:43 PM

I wanna know why Dudley was mad at Rubio
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:45 PM

Rubio called Dudley fat?
Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:47 PM

he jealous
just because Dudley is a fat turd and Rubio is a dreamboat

Posted by enaidealukal on Mar 15, 2018 | 8:28 PM

What the fuck are Dudley and Chriss doing?
This team is embarrassing. That isn’t basketball.

Posted by BlindSquirrelsFindNuts on Mar 15, 2018 | 7:59 PM

This game is a nightmare
Posted by GuarGuar on Mar 15, 2018 | 8:08 PM

Mitchell isnt better than Booker
Thats.is.all

Posted by NatoD on Mar 15, 2018 | 8:22 PM

I’d bet money that he is going to be real soon
Because he has actual basketball players next to him. I have no idea how good Booker can be if he had real teammates

Posted by phoenix buns on Mar 15, 2018 | 8:24 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Phoenix Suns Reddit.

SunsFan97
Book vs Mitchell let’s fucking go

flaminchill
Exum vs Warren Round 2
Seriously though. It’s gonna be dope to see Exum return, hasn’t really played that much since he was drafted

Xinpoint1
jazz announcers are usually the worst homers

GasTheWeaboos
Why does it seem like gorbert is allowed to set illegal screens?

cantmakeusernames
We’re gonna score 80 this game. Gobert shuts down our entire team.

Morepizzaforme
Joe Ingels looks like that mate who’ll take one for the team and bang the ugly chick on a night out

imwilin
It’s not even taking one for the team that’s just what he gets

Morepizzaforme
Holy shit, what’s up with Goberts moving screens

Bows_N_Hoes
He gets away with it so much

vinram925
What are these lineups bro wtf

Morepizzaforme
Tank lineups


Bows_N_Hoes
Man I know gobert is an elite big man that can make many centers seem bad but damn our entire front court is just getting destroyed

cantmakeusernames
Yeah Gobert breaks our already crap offense. Turns out if you can’t shoot or score in the paint you can’t really score much.

sunsbr
stop leaving mitchell open

sunsbr
mitchell will always destroy us we leave him open

MeicoPotato
Grizzlies tied with Bulls 101-101 with 3 mins left

Bows_N_Hoes
Memphis is doing it; winning by one with 45 seconds left

cantmakeusernames
We can’t compete with Memphis guys, this is some next level shit

Bows_N_Hoes
Oh my god Memphis wtf

vinram925
Godamnit memphis

MeicoPotato
holy SHIT this is 19205 IQ tanking. I refuse to believe an NBA team can be THIS bad

requiemofthesoul
wtf Memphis. Silver pls


sunsbr
we will lost by 40 worst team in nba by far no ball movement worst defense ever I hate this end this season now

Morepizzaforme
QUESE JUST DESTROYED RUBIO

Bows_N_Hoes
Omg Chriss just leave the nba

Garginator850
Fucking Marquesse

Garginator850
That was so dumb holy shit

cantmakeusernames
Yeah we look like shitheads here guys ngl

TGOODS17
Chriss being a dumbass… again

Previouslydesigned
Send Chriss to the G leauge

Big_Dong_Kevin_Swag
I don’t understand why they were mad

Roy_G_Biv_Mika
Look at the score

Morepizzaforme
lmao all these mormons

Sununderaus
That was poor form… did they want to get an early jump on the Utah nightlife?

cantmakeusernames
Every game feels like it’s competing for the most embarrassing recently


Morepizzaforme
Had a quick look in the Jazz sub and they pretty much hates us. Funny thing we provoke them that much being a tanking team and all.

ktv13
Actually the consensus over with us is that you guys are too bad to even care to hate. LOL

Roy_G_Biv_Mika
I admire how you guys have multiple wives. Thats kinda cool

Roy_G_Biv_Mika
The utah jizz have infitrated our subreddit…oh no

iambowser
What are they gonna do, convert us to be mormons

Roy_G_Biv_Mika
Dont accept their pamphlets!

cantmakeusernames
No fanbase can hate us more than we hate ourselves

cantmakeusernames
Can we have some more drama so I don’t have to acknowledge how terrible Booker has been tonight?

RoyceDaFiveNine
I honestly think Mitchell’s success is in his head.

SuperBroness
Golbert’s constant pushing on screens needs to get addressed.

requiemofthesoul
Gobert is literally MOVING. What the fuck lol

daynewma
Wow everyone in Utah is white. Like everyone. Weird to have a metropolitan area with only white people living there.


peanutdakidnappa
Len is a fucking bitch, he has been embarrassed by gobert in every aspect of the game. Also fuckin gobert and his moving screens, refs just ignore that shit

Bows_N_Hoes
Damn booker has checked the fuck out of this game, probably should just let him sit

Bows_N_Hoes
Bender is lucky Chriss has been such a train wreck to distract from Bender’s awful performance

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Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 14, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Bad Boys.

Haven’t watched a game in a minute but I feel like subjecting myself to another close loss to utah tonight, consistent with most of the last decade and a half.
Posted by mannie32 on Mar 13, 2018 | 8:23 PM

This is a big night in the NBA.
Offensive Guru Stan Van Winkle is preparing to unveil his latest masterpiece.
After his now infamous Shooter-1 Offense caught the league by storm last month, rumor has it he’s taking it to the next level…
Coming to you live from Salt Lake City, get ready to experience basketball’s first ever no-shooter lineup!

Starring:

Andre Drummond as Center
Blake Griffin as Power Forward
Ishmael Smith as Point Guard

With Stanley Johnson as Shooting Guard
And James “The Menace” Ennis as Small Forward

Produced by Tom Gores
Directed by Al Van Bundy

Posted by jgk381 on Mar 13, 2018 | 8:24 PM

4 days off
And you get this effort….smh

Posted by Franman1018 on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:18 PM

try to enjoy the game
Go shitty team go!

Posted by bonerici on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:20 PM

Man..
Their shot selection v our shot selection…

Posted by V. on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:24 PM

Stupid sexy Jonas
Posted by Toledo Joe on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:27 PM

ICYMI
Their shot selection v our shot selection…

Posted by V. on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:28 PM

So what happened
for us to be down a big deficit

Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:29 PM

The tip off happened……
Posted by drunkenmonkey on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:30 PM


these utah dancers are not bad at all
I dont like their player jersey uniforms too much

Posted by bonerici on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:32 PM

Utah has a mediocre offense.
This be brutal.

Posted by Crosseyed on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:34 PM

FORTY TWO to TWENTY ONE? Joseph Smith.
Posted by garrettelliott on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:36 PM

Excuse number #529 as to why the Pistons suck.
“They’re just unlucky.”

Posted by RoverTO on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:42 PM

we look like ass………like always
Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:47 PM

Hey, things could be going worse.
It’s going to be really difficult for the Jazz to hit 80 by halftime.

Posted by RoverTO on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:49 PM

For what feels like the thirtieth time this season
This has to be the worst Pistons game I’ve ever seen.

Posted by TMunny3 on Mar 13, 2018 | 9:49 PM

Quin Snyder looks like a character from a 90s sitcom
Posted by jgk381 on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:24 PM

He looks like a character from a B-movie who turns into a badguy halfway through the film and betrays the main protagonist.
Posted by garrettelliott on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:27 PM

look at the jazz
destroy our defensive scheme with the same play. EMBARRASSING

Posted by Makeithappen19 on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:32 PM


This Jazz team is pretty likeable. Or maybe we’re just so terrible that we make them look good.
Posted by garrettelliott on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:34 PM

RUDY GOBERT: GREATEST CENTRE IN ALL THE LAND
Posted by garrettelliott on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:37 PM

Donovan Mitchell is SUPER likeable. His game is awesome, he seems to be having fun, seems like a good young star.
Posted by garrettelliott on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:41 PM

Yup
Hes got that star charisma!

Posted by DGrunsgood on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:43 PM

About Ready To Check Out
I can’t wait to hear SVG on the presser.
I’m a little pissed off myself. I write this post defending SVG and I feel like he shit all over it.

Posted by V. on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:48 PM

He did
And then wiped his ass with what would’ve been our first round pick.

Posted by IversonIsWayBetterThanBillups on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:50 PM

Ingles is a baller.
I remember some not even knowing who he was when I said no way should we pay kcp more than him. He’s way better. The guy can play.

Posted by Maximus D on Mar 13, 2018 | 10:50 PM

I don’t think we played so badly
We just have an enormous talent gap in our two teams. They are much better. 40 points better.

Posted by bonerici on Mar 13, 2018 | 11:05 PM

yeah we got no one who compares to Jerebko, Crowder, and Ingles…
They’re just a great coached team and we’re coached by a porn star.

Posted by jgk381 on Mar 13, 2018 | 11:09 PM

can we sign Jimmer? instant offense with unlimited range
Posted by senelcoolidge on Mar 13, 2018 | 11:12 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Detroit Pistons Reddit.

FoggyStJerusalem
My body is ready for Donovan Mitchell to crush what remains of the hope I felt at the beginning of the season.

dcrusoe95
Our spacing is some next level shit tonight

AdamJap21
What’s up with Rubio wearing eyeliner ? lol

Bronco91
The level of shooting Stan is continuously trotting out there to start games is abysmal.

thekidreturns24
Who the heck is Ingles? And why do we always have a random person destroy us each game it seems like?

Bronco91
Prepare to get Jingled

meanjabnicehook
Why didn’t we draft Mitchell? Were there big q’s on his play or was it just position?

Diabolik_
We are watching the girl we should have asked to the dance win prom queen while our date sits at the table and drinks punch most of the time ;(

thekidreturns24
Oh, so Jonas is on this team now? He’s totally gonna torch us, right?

get_shifted
Why do I torture myself by watching this team

SilentStryk09
Can we leave SVG in salt lake?


thekidreturns24
Do you remember the last time they missed? I don’t

get_shifted
Why us

jnrieman
It’s sad that I’d rather do my biology homework than watch this game

manza_16
Donovan Mitchell probably thinking to himself how lucky he got by not getting drafted by the Pistons.

yungfran19
why does ingles look like a crackhead

thekidreturns24
I want ball movement like that.

Bronco91
Silver is going to fine us for tanking and we don’t even have a draft pick.

Diabolik_
We could have held them to 0 points in the 2nd quarter and we would still be down.

thekidreturns24
Guys, I might start to watch the Jazz for the rest of the season? Is that wrong? Should I feel guilty?

Apatheee
They play beautiful basketball and have one of the best front offices in the business. Hayward moving to Boston always left a sour taste in mind because all things considered Utah did all the right things.

al0105
can a coach get fired at halftime


nebraskasurplus
Can’t they just end the game early ….

cor3g1rth
That Mitchell dagger sums up our season

thedeepestaksh
That Mitchell shot sums things up nicely

Bronco91
Four guys collapsing on a Griffin post-up. Just end this season please.

Haurboss
GAWDAMN we are about to be down 40

Diabolik_
If we held them scoreless in the 2nd half, we would be up by 1 right now.

Haurboss
LOL We are a fucking JOKE

Utah Jazz at New Orleans Pelicans: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 12, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Bird Writes.

Good half from the Pels
by krw2 on Mar 11, 2018 | 4:22 PM

Third quarter scaries strike again
by McMalph ’13 on Mar 11, 2018 | 5:05 PM

Everything going the Jazz way
by krw2 on Mar 11, 2018 | 5:08 PM

Utah Jazz >
New Orleans Pelicans

by whentheleveebreaks on Mar 11, 2018 | 5:22 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: New Orleans Pelicans.

BioSpock
Happy to get to watch this one live, but man this is going to be a scary game isn’t it?

BigEarl139
Jesus Christ why the fuck is E’twaun guarding Ingles?
Dude can’t even guard people his size. You’re trying to make him guard someone 4 inches taller who can beat you from deep and off the dribble? Come onnnnn.

BigEarl139
E’twaun has been beat on literally every single possession so far.
No even an exaggeration. literally ever single possession.

BradL_13
Joe Ingles lighting us up early sheesh.

BigEarl139
LMFAOOOOOO Gobert couldn’t move AD an inch on the block.
Looked like when KAT tried to back down Boogie.

BeastaBubbles
He’s walked almost every freaking time too.

BeastaBubbles
Maybe the refs will get tired of screwing us soon.

CuriousMindframe77
Quinn Synder looks like a villain from a corrupt business man movie

BeastaBubbles
If we win, we get the Jazz name back. If Utah wins, they can change their name to the Mormons.

DaggersKnuckles
They are killing us on the boards

CuriousMindframe77
Mitchell looks terrible


cuminyourgirl
Is it me or does Rubio embarass rondo every game?

Drew_Brees_9
Rondo is getting torched by Rubio on defense.

heffsay
Top knot Rubio killing us right now.

cuminyourgirl
Good news: no way Rubio keeps this up
Bad news: hard to believe Donovan and gobert dont get at least a little bit better

BigEarl139
I’ve never popped a boner from watching sports. But this defense has got me close.
Just watching AD and Jrue dismantle guys. Ugh.

heffsay
Gobert tall.

cuminyourgirl
I 100% retract my earlier statement. Rudy and Donovan are on straight lockdown. This defensive effort is incredible

DaggersKnuckles
I just have to say I’ve never seen Gobert get bitched so hard in a game before holy shit

T_humps
Mitchell is owning Jrue wtf is he doing on defense

cuminyourgirl
Dude is really good. Hard to keep him quiet the whole game

T_humps
I mean yeah but he shouldn’t be scoring on Jrue 4-5 possessions in a row, especially a rook. Come on man!


rydz
damn man donovan mitchell eatin us up

T_humps
He’s eating Jrues lunch for the next week

The_Paleking
D. Mitch is a beast. Jrue is still an amazing defender. Props to Donovan though because nobody puts holiday on skates like that.

PaneerTikaMasala
ring ring ring ring Jrue, are your ankles ok, because that made my ankles leave my body? Ouch

cuminyourgirl
I retract the retraction of my previous statement. Donovan Mitchell with 15 points in 5 minutes jesus

GevanGene
Jrue was in the game too long and was winded, that’s why Mitchell was able to blow by him a couple of times.

FormerlyJoelRifkin
That and Donovan is just a much better player than Jrue.

The_Paleking
FUCK DUDE. No lie Mitchell went super saiyan.

reeferinhaler
ian clark is hung

And DL let him go? SMH.

T_humps
Letting the Jazz score this much is a joke

Mesame121489
Gilbert is moving and sticking out his hip every goddamn pick.


BigEarl139
Lol we’re handing the game away.
We’re dropping out the top 4 if we lose.
AD has this amazing game and they just let the fucking Jazz dominant them on the offensive end.

T_humps
The exact opposite of what the Jazz do to every other team, Jesus our D is bad

xxotaruxx
Welp.

GevanGene
The Warriors lost again? What the fuck are they doing? Are they trying to fuck us?

heycindy
Yes. That’s what they do

The_Paleking
THIS IS INSANE. Feels like the actual rims of the goals are fucking us.


Drew_Brees_9
Get rondo out of the fucking game. I don’t know what’s worse, getting torched by on Rubio on defense or bricking makeable layups.

cuminyourgirl
If I see one more Rubio easy layup I’m gonna lose my shit

heycindy
Rubio the Oscars were last week

Tuutori
He is Spanish. Got that football drama shit in his veins.

TD9770
Well, I officially hate Rubio. They’re giving this dude calls like he’s a superstar.

BigEarl139
Fucking pussy ass Ricky Rubio.
That is 6 fucking calls tonight that they give him where he flops. Just give him the fucking game already.

the-brow_23
Go fuck yourself rubio

The_Paleking
We do not have the tools to stop rubio and mitchell. It’s just not there.

The_Paleking
This one hurts, but fuck it. That has to be one of the best games the Jazz have played all season.

BigEarl139
Lmao when you lose to the Jazz because Ricky Rubio dropped 30 on your head.
Yet another team we lose the tie breaker too. If we don’t go on another streak we could be the 7 or 8 seed with all these lost tie breakers.
Portland, Minnesota, Denver, and now Utah.

BradL_13
This fucking sucks.

Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 10, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Memphis Grizzlies Reddit.

Note: This was the only comment posted during the game. The other game thread at Grizzly Bear Blues had zero comments.

Romany_Fox
Geezus jamychal has been crap this year

Utah Jazz at Indiana Pacers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 8, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Indy Cornrows.

Good start!
by Nathan S. on Mar 7, 2018 | 7:14 PM

Dang, Mitchell has range.
by Nathan S. on Mar 7, 2018 | 7:31 PM

this is not going well now
by dwaink on Mar 7, 2018 | 7:35 PM

Jazz defense apparently the greatest of all time
by Nathan S. on Mar 7, 2018 | 7:42 PM

folks we are getting crushed here
by dwaink on Mar 7, 2018 | 7:49 PM

Lord have mercy
This game sucks.

by Nathan S. on Mar 7, 2018 | 8:22 PM

Welp
Not a good start to the fourth.

by Nathan S. on Mar 7, 2018 | 8:46 PM

This one feels…. over.
by BenD on Mar 7, 2018 | 8:49 PM

Glad I missed this turd fest
by gut19 on Mar 7, 2018 | 8:59 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Indiana Pacers Reddit.

s3v3r3
Again, as is the case with the Bucks, the Jazz are very likable and my favorite team in the West, even without Gordon Hayward. So, all the good luck to them starting from March 8!

pfqq
Jazz are the Pacers of the West.
If we were in a better position I wouldn’t feel bad losing to them, but that can’t happen tonight.

s3v3r3
Exactly. Plus we share the colors, more or less, which is another reason to see them as our cousins. And yes, too bad both teams need a W today (the Jazz arguably need it even more), otherwise them extending their streak at our expense wouldn’t hurt that much.

ArchbishopBanana
I really hate to kill Utah’s playoff hopes with this game since they’re my favourite Western Conference team, but, pavers gonna pave

Big_Morf
Donovan Mitchell is a stud. Would love to shut him down.

dj2814
dude is gonna be great

coda19
Miss you Georges Niang! My office has one of your giant heads hanging around so I think about you often.

Smart_Dumb
Does Joe Ingles have the ultimate dad bod?

OPBadshah
Jazz’s uniforms look eerily similar to ours

agentfelix
We’ve gone cold

TheChosenJuan99
It might be one of those nights if Jae Crowder is banking in threes.

Frostmoth76
Please don’t be one of those nights for the Jazz. Jesus christ.

pfqq
Jesus Utah stop it


MountingFrustration
Donovan Mitchell is good at basketball

agentfelix
Fuck yeah he is. Hard to believe he’s a rook

OPBadshah
We need Jae Crowder to revert to Cleveland Crowder

agentfelix
Come the fuck on guys. Get your shit together

MountingFrustration
Quinn Snyder looks like a Batman villain

T-In-The-Clutch
He’s got Goodfellas vibes

pacers31
He has a history with cocaine

Pacers13Colts81
I’m choosing to believe this with zero evidence or research.

pacers31
It’s legit. Used to bang college girls and do blow while he coached at Missouri

Pacers13Colts81
Quinn Snyder is my hero.

xzLucky
Every single time I see him I always think In my head “dude has to be snorting coke” lol


4thQuarterLance
Really liking Booker

evanw96
Idgaf how lackluster the team’s looked so far. I fucking love Booker

pfqq
Right up there with Jordan, Bird, Magic, Thad Young

Juicer41
Can we hit a shot….

DeadlyPlayer
No

Frostmoth76
Chemistry so good, even our shooting slumps happen at the same time for everyone

EarlyToRetire
The coaching difference between the Jazz and Pacers is incredible. The Jazz actually run efficient plays.

DeadlyPlayer
Where’s the defense? Where’s the energy? Where is anything that resembles basketball from the Pacers?

pfqq
Fuck we’re jingled

RidiculousBacklog
Sweet! They took away Ingles 3.

lhubbard0
LETS GO WE HAVE BEEN UNJINGLED

Pacers13Colts81
Only down 10 after that shitfest? We Gucci.

Juicer41
Only down by 10 after playing like that. That’s almost a win right there.

dj2814
Lucky to only be down 10. Jazz have played way better


sirius4778
Jefferson saying Booker is the one who made him get stitches and “ruined his modeling career” is hilarious.

RidiculousBacklog
Rubio can’t freaking miss…

lhubbard0
New Jazz defensive strategy: leave everyone open. They’ll just miss.

T-In-The-Clutch
This would be funny if it wasn’t fucking true to a T

MickJoest
Rubio looks like the kind of guy who thinks he’s really fucking cool, and he’s probably right.

SlightlyBurntCheeto
Seems like half the crowd is cheering for Utah

DKpizza
They’re probably just confused by the jerseys

TheChosenJuan99
Am I crazy or is Joe Ingles just more consistent Bojan?

Fcivish4
Joe Ingles is the poor man’s Bojan.


dj2814
We don’t deserve this game

yomomsmoustache
How your losing by 19 at home in the 4th to the Jazz is really fucking embarrassing. Shame on this bunch.

TreeDeMoil
No, losing to a above .500 western conference team isn’t pathetic

Pacers13Colts81
We’re not losing, we’re getting destroyed. Don’t downplay it.

mcbearcat7557
And 1 YEAH!!! That pulls us within: *checks score* dammit

RidiculousBacklog
Just a terrible effort from tip to the final buzzer. Very disappointing and frustrating.

Utah Jazz vs. Orlando Magic: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 6, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Orlando Magic Reddit.

Always_Sunnyvale
Utah’s court is bright.

surfingwithgators
Teams score in the paint on us at will

Always_Sunnyvale
10-0 run for Orlando!

dooleysucks
I love it when people try to score on Isaac

ninety4kid
The Tower of Terror!

Sigmablade
SHITTT that’s an unbelievable nickname man, damn!

dooleysucks
Isaac will be a DPOY frontrunner in the next 3 years.

ThatHaitianKid
HES TO MUCH FOR THEM LMMMAAAOOO.GO AHEAD YOUNG FELLA

andrew2018022
Biz seems fully committed to the tank

Hilton1312
BIZMACK BIYOMBO, COMMANDER OF THE ORLANDO MAGIC TANK OPERATION

yoeyz
What the fuck is biyombo doing

Rayshard
2 more years of Biz left smh


andrew2018022
It makes me irrationally angry that Utah uses the Super Mario sound effect for a made bucket yet they don’t have Super Mario on their team like we do

yoeyz
And as usual Vuc allows everyone to dunk all over him

maternitywingsuit
Isaac is making me so fucking aroused

yoeyz
Gobert is just feeding on Vuc

Hilton1312
AG is just straight up playing like a jackass, idk how else to say it lol.

sybersam
Holy shit Mitchell

ninety4kid
He almost single handedly embarrassed our whole team. Poor AG 😭

surfingwithgators
Damn Mitchell has that Westbrook explosion

ninety4kid
What the fuck are you doing Shelvin? Bounce off Mario’s foot why?

surfingwithgators
Jae Crowder is terrible


ninety4kid
We’re getting so many calls going our way and still can’t win-_-

sybersam
At least we’re still in this game? Defense has been good

ninety4kid
Surprisingly. Lol. It’s been rough. Getting a lot of good calls though. Nobody standing out too much. I don’t mind winning but it’s gotta be with growth from the young guys.

BKtoDuval
Tell me the Utah coach doesn’t look like a serial killer!

ninety4kid
Remember when he said Elfrid was “fucking” good after he whooped them. Lol. Guys a solid coach and knows his stuff.

surfingwithgators
Wtf got into Snyder

ninety4kid
He’s gone mad!?X)

Utah Jazz at Sacramento Kings: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 4, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Joint Opponent Game Thread Host: Sactown Royalty and Sacramento Kings Reddit.

an L would be appreciated
by KingsfanLeo on Mar 3, 2018 | 7:09 PM

puffadda
Sloppy ass basketball going on right now

Socrates_Burrito
Wow Mason is bad at finishing. Like awful.

Socrates_Burrito
he was terrified of mitchell. peeked at him like 3 times

Tyler_DLMG_14
This line up is giving me cancer

MuggD
Mitchell is already a stud. Love his game.

Socrates_Burrito
wtf kind of offense are we running?

thesuperjobber
Why do we sit Koufos instead of Zbo? Holy shit fuck Joerger’s hard on for Zbo

bunthitnuong
Both need to be seated.

bunthitnuong
DM ROTY


Is there anyone you trust less in Kings history on a fast break than Buddy Hield?
by Josh L on Mar 3, 2018 | 8:56 PM

Ben McLemore
by Pound th’ Rock on Mar 3, 2018 | 9:01 PM

Derrick Williams
by Pound th’ Rock on Mar 3, 2018 | 9:01 PM

Thomas Robinson
by joeburg3 on Mar 3, 2018 | 9:03 PM

Demarcus Cousins
by BeTheBall on Mar 3, 2018 | 9:05 PM

JKirbs14
Kosta with the GODLY hook shot

thesuperjobber
It’s truly a mystery how it’s so consistent, but I love it.

Gobert is amazing
by Josh L on Mar 3, 2018 | 9:17 PM

Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 3, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Canis Hoopus.

I want to see a Wolves W
..and a Ricky quad-nickel

Posted by MarkoJaricGOAT on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:36 PM

Go Ricky!
Posted by Captain Teeb’s Hotels on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:40 PM

Impressed Ingles can suit up and do all those tax returns.
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:42 PM

It’s the indstrial strength Spanx holding that Aussie beer gut in that impresses me.
Posted by Caliwolf on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:53 PM

These Jazz uniforms are great
but the super orange court is a little much

Posted by princelyfrank on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:00 PM

Why are we playing the suns again
Posted by Joel Hernandez on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:42 PM

Horrible call against Gobert.
Posted by Simitar on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:57 PM

Gobert just got hosed.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:57 PM

Apparently it pissed him off.
He’s on a mission now.

Posted by Simitar on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:58 PM

I love Donovan Mitchell.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 9:59 PM


Snyder blends his bench and starters and goes deep constantly.
Basically all the things we’ve been screaming at Thibs to do to develop some depth.

Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:14 PM

I wonder if he’d be our coach
if Glen hadn’t scared away Dennis Lindsey?

Posted by Simitar on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:18 PM

This is about as sloppy as I’ve seen the Jazz all year.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:29 PM

Quin Snyder’s hair is too cool for them not to be in the playoffs
Posted by PLAYOFFS ITS COMING on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:27 PM

He looks like a Bond Villain.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:33 PM

I love Quinn Snyder’s hair.
It’s like a black wave. Just rolls along over his head. Playoff hair that guy has.

Posted by iconoclaste on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:34 PM

I would certainly not describe it using the word “cool”
Posted by Poop Hat on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:33 PM

What word would you use?
Posted by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:34 PM

bourgeois
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:36 PM

evil
Posted by Poop Hat on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:37 PM


Who is that guy they keep showing?
Posted by iconoclaste on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Crowder’s Dad. I don’t get it.
Posted by iconoclaste on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:33 PM

Played for the Jazz
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:34 PM

I still don’t get it.
Posted by iconoclaste on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:35 PM

No kiss cam in Utah
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:36 PM

Well, I hope the best for the guy. He seems very nice.
Posted by iconoclaste on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:42 PM

This team is in trouble
I don’t have any confidence they can beat playoff squads with this line-up.

Posted by jjstraka on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:36 PM

Yeah this half
is ending like the Jazz are playing against oversized eighth graders. Two passes to a dunk with a dumb foul. This team isn’t showing me much. The stupid plays by Crawford are flynning us big time.

Posted by NBW on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:39 PM

I wish we had Joe Ingles
Posted by Name-Game on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:37 PM

Toby.
Posted by jjjam on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:39 PM

We do. His name is Bjelly.
Except no one lets Bjelly touch the ball.

Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:39 PM


Have I mentioned I love Donovan Mitchell?
I have tix to the Jazz game in Sac-town tomorrow night. Driving a couple hours out that way to see him & Ricky/escape the Bay.

Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:42 PM

We’re so screwed
this team does not have it in them to survive this part of the schedule.

Posted by jjstraka on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:44 PM

Kiss the playoffs goodbye
We just aren’t made of the right stuff.

Posted by mefoolonhill on Mar 2, 2018 | 10:47 PM

I miss Ricky.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:04 PM

I’ve said this before
But Quin Snyder absolutely terrifies me.

Posted by Name-Game on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:35 PM

Imagine him as a clown.
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:35 PM

I’m ready to play a game of Pinochle to the death for the nuclear codes against him.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:36 PM

Just stopped by to say
I really hate the Jazz.

Posted by Lunchman on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:38 PM

Why?
Posted by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:39 PM

Gobert is more like an even whinier DaJ than anyone is willing to admit
Jae crowder might be the most frustrating player in the NBA, not counting contracts. There are a lot of reasons if you want one.

Posted by jjjam on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:46 PM


Classic Teague.
Posted by jjjam on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:48 PM

What a moron.
Thanks Teague. Glad we are paying you 19m a year as a veteran to pull shit like that.

Posted by WhenInSota on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:49 PM

God I hate watching Teague play.
Fucking cheap shot. Asshole. Seriously fuck him.

Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:49 PM

Man fuck Teague
decides to just get kicked out of the game instead of trying to win, real professional you asshole

Posted by princelyfrank on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:51 PM

Also, that’s gotta be a reaction to being compared to Ricky all year.
What an asshole move.

Posted by Mnem on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:51 PM

Good old 4th q crumble
Reminds me of 2006-2017.
Good composure guys.

Posted by PLAYOFFS ITS COMING on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:49 PM

We are much closer to playing 4 on 5
I am getting excited.

Posted by Joel Hernandez on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:51 PM

Toss Thibs’ fat ass, too.
Posted by uncle rico on Mar 2, 2018 | 11:52 PM


I wonder what its like to have an explosive rookie?
Posted by PLAYOFFS ITS COMING on Mar 3, 2018 | 12:01 AM

Mitchell is a star. Not going to become one. He’s already one.
Posted by Mnem on Mar 3, 2018 | 12:04 AM

This team is a disaster
Posted by WhenInSota on Mar 3, 2018 | 12:04 AM

This kind of bad blood is how rivalries are born.
I would like to say we’re on the right side of it, but, y’know, we’re kinda not since Teague is dirty AF

Posted by Mnem on Mar 3, 2018 | 12:06 AM

Except all the guys who played with Rubio love him
Posted by Xavier Raraavis on Mar 3, 2018 | 12:10 AM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Minnesota Timberwolves Reddit.

Meat_Ruckus
Goddamn Utah’s jerseys are so fucking sick

ebporiginal
I have a bad feeling about this game

ESPOMAN71
Ya this game doesn’t look good so far

sequelsucker
Putting Ingles in the pick and roll should be easy points with Wiggins – but his ball handling is just so poor

TheNakedPriestz
Ingles is a good defender fam

SuperVan25
He’s slow though, wigs should blow by him

ogkilla24
Wiggins settles for jumpers when Al Jefferson was guarding him in pick and roll, he’s damn sure not doing anything on Ingles.

Sprizzo11
Lol at Bjelly trying to dunk on Gobert

whoshotjfk
Hey look, there’s a 7 footer in the paint that likes to block shots, i know we’ll just go right at him, im sure nothing bad will happen.

SuperVan25
Rudy is like a cheat code on D

Sprizzo11
Our guys just don’t learn, do they?

johnnyboy181
A white European just tried to dunk on Rudy Gobert…

Sprizzo11
I still can’t get over the fact that Belly tried to dunk on a guy with an 8 foot wingspan


jkalest
We need to capitalize on these Stifle Tower-less minutes.

SuperVan25
Gotta capitalize on this pretty poor jazz offense

zguld897
Dear god, this stretch could knock us so far out of the playoffs.

cfv9000
can’t buy a bucket.

PirateHookAbortiion
Ricky’s hair is fucking gross

Sprizzo11
Looks like straight Eurotrash

ZachLagreen
Remember a month ago when Rubio had “turned the corner” and letting him go was the worst mistake ever…lol

Winnes0ta
Rubio “turns a corner” for a couple weeks every year. Why anyone keeps falling for it and thinks it’s permanent is beyond me.

Pineapple__Jews
Is that a tattoo or a terrible bruise on Rubio’s arm

thehugedeak
My god, those Utah uniforms and that court are awful. I’m blind

thehugedeak
How do the NBA allow something that turns players into silhouettes on tv

thehugedeak
Except for jingles


PointGodAsh
These refs seriously need to fuck off. They’re acting like power tripping assholes and aren’t calling shit like that push off by Mitchell.

PointGodAsh
Golbert our there bitching and flailing his arms and doing random shit celebrations is fine though. Fuck outta here.

DroptopMinivanWTF
This game is over, and so is our season.

istarbuxs
Refs from Utah confirmed.

sports_junky
That was impressive from Mitchell

timesquent
Damn dude I hate to admit it but Ricky looks fly in this Jazz uniform

johnnyboy181
Good thing Rubio sucks or we’d be down by 20

offrce
Did you guys know Ingles is the #2 three point shooter in the league behind Klay Thompson?

funkmasterflexknight
nah I think ESPN should mention it a few more times lol

crimfang
I don’t care, he looks like a math teacher.

jjhassert
This team is unbearable to watch. I preferred to watch when I knew we sucked. Not a bunch of overpayed underachievers

offrce
Not sure how we outscored them that quarter


timesquen
Tbh I hate playing the Jazz cause seeing Ricky balling feels like running into my ex at a restaurant

Simer1003
Except it would be like seeing your ex really fat and stuffing her face. He’s playing terribly

noahryks
Fuck this. Embarrassing

timesquen
If Teague just got himself ejected I fuckin give up.
Why the fuck would you go in on Rubio of all people

timesquen
Why Ricky? Of all players to do that to?

Ferg_27
This hurts, maybe because it happened to Ricky. But it hurts.

SushiGato
Wtf Teague. Fuck that guy

americand0lphin
FUCK TEAGUE

XANNIBAL_LECTER
jeff teague is a bum

AtiumDependent
I like it. Fuck those Mormon fucks

TheNakedPriestz
Yeah, fuck the nicest fanbase in the league because a small percentage of them are a religion you don’t identify with?
Cool man, stay classy.

AtiumDependent
Mormon is just the first thing that popped in my head when I thought of Utah. Couldn’t care less about their religion

VerdeTerrace
Love the play by Teague. Show some fire. Wtf Rubio gona do? Fucking pussy thinks he could take anyone in a fight? Crowder is also a fake tough guy who’s just pissed cause NOBODY wants him on their team


noahryks
Our season is so done lololol

Watzp0ppin
Refs making sure we don’t win this one

igetlifted2
From the opening tip.

crimfang
All of a sudden I don’t like the Jazz at all. Anyone with me?

John-the-Gardener
Man, do Jazz fans suck.

Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 27, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Lots of threes tonight. Little appetite for taking on Golbert in the lane.
Posted by NorEastern on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:18 PM

Is the Delta Center (is that still it’s name?) poorly lit…
Or is it the whiteish court?

Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:19 PM

So far this game looks like the second game of a back to back with four rotation players out…
In fucking Utah.

Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:28 PM

wow they look like idiots out there
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:25 PM

They look like dogshit,
this is for sure going to be a loss.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:29 PM

Uh oh
Not the return of the, Harden dribbles for 23 seconds in the same spot and throws a prayer of a three at the rim, offense.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:30 PM

This^
Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Run a fucking play jesus christ
Posted by Nicholas Pagano on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM

If this is the energy Utah is playing tonight
we are getting blown out, everybody on their bench standing up like this is game 7 intensity, we fucked

Posted by iCheerio on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:31 PM


Geez…Rockets look like absolute dogshit right now. We probably look MUCH better with Capela OR Gordon. Just can’t be missing both. Can this team ever just be healthy? As a full squad?
Credit the Jazz, they’re playing great defense.

Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:42 PM

Jazz are FLOPPING all over the place right now. They’re pissing me off.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:57 PM

This game is ugly.
And now I will take all the nice things i have said on the Utah Jazz. I am starting to hate them so much.

Posted by Devilcakke on Feb 26, 2018 | 8:59 PM

Ew 39 points at halftime
who do we think we are, OKC?

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:10 PM

Fugly as shit.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:15 PM

This would be an absolutely
devastating loss for the Jazz, if they are EVER going to beat the Rockets, this is their best possible chance.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:38 PM

I think this Mitchell kid might be a player
Posted by Gozerian77 on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:43 PM

Jazz got a DPOY and potential future MVP….one in the second round and the other late in the first.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:47 PM

How the hell Rudy Gobert
Only have 4 rebounds. He bout to get his name changed to Gar-bage if he can’t get 10 or more with Capela and Wright out

Posted by KrisD on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:44 PM

39 points in the first half,
31 in the 3rd quarter.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Feb 26, 2018 | 9:52 PM


Guys…the team is looking really good right now. And Joe Johnson is a really good addition to this squad. Smart player.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:00 PM

Mitchell beat Luc
he has my respect

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:02 PM

Remember when
Every game against the Jazz was a low scoring football game similar to this? Man, my hate for Stockton and Malone used to burn with heat of a million sun’s.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:04 PM

I love how Mitchell never complains
he’s been fouled a few times that weren’t called and he just puts his head down and runs back on defense. I haven’t loved another team’s rookie this much since Devin Booker.

Posted by Michael 2k on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:06 PM

Gobert is good, I guess.
Posted by Orange88 on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:10 PM

LOL wow Utah has to be livid
the refs did everything they could to give it to the Jazz, half of our players were out and we played like dog shit all game and we still won. wow

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:18 PM

now the jazz just playing dirty. classless
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:21 PM

Fucking Rubio
Thought he was playing in the SPL and diving like a bitch.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:21 PM

“Adversity is my Bitch.”
-Houston Rockets

Posted by Bayou Burner on Feb 26, 2018 | 10:20 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

El_Zilcho3201
Missing 4 guys, still gonna put out a pretty handy 9 man rotation, we deeeeeep
LETS GET IT

Next_Episode
still gonna get that dub

dirk2654
I really hate the Jazz. So. Much.

plznobamboozle
Keep in mind as you watch the most vanilla, Mormon rendition of the national anthem, this team is called the Jazz

IHaveNussingToSay
my thoughts exactly, couldn’t be more stereotypical if they tried

nonetimeaccount
THE AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A TRIFLE TOWER

nonetimeaccount
i blame harden’s poor play on the lack of slc nightlife.

jigabew
And the mormons

LordCarlos23
Jonas Jerebko is the biggest bum in the NBA

IHaveNussingToSay
ffs wtf we doing rn?

Houstonfanest1994
Wtf harden. Playing dogshit on both sides of the floor

IHaveNussingToSay
Well we look like a steaming pile of dog shit


IHaveNussingToSay
isolation joseph revenge game?

sscilli
Yes please.

El_Zilcho3201
At least they’re missing shots too, keep us in it until we find out shot and blow this out

Houstonfanest1994
Fucking goddamn pathetic effort

Houstonfanest1994
Wtf bullshit shot was that cp3

IHaveNussingToSay
our garbage offense coupled with garbage defense is proving hard to watch

WestheimerBoy
These refs soooo trash

IHaveNussingToSay
Favors is a bitch, get the fuck up he hardly bumped you

Houstonfanest1994
This is embarrassing. Disgusting

TokubetsuHabu
Might as well throw in the towel because this is pathetic

lpbiggie
Lots of ref bullshit tonight

Lotus_
This dance cam is ass. lol.

Rocketspheck92
Utah dance cams


TokubetsuHabu
I’m going to fucking kill myself

jm_v
I fucking hate these refs.

jm_v
oh and fuck Crowder too.

IHaveNussingToSay
Dumbass crowder, garbage ass player

TokubetsuHabu
Alright fuck Crowder, send in someone to lay his ass the fuck out

Lotus_
Alright Crowder. Fucking pussy ass. Just because you got traded from a contender to a pretender, no need to be up in your ass.

chrisrock176
I wasn’t even old enough to watch the beginning of this rivalry but I’m beginning to understand more of why we FUCK THE JAZZ

doublehouston
This game is how it used to be every time we played them. They had shittier players who threw knees and elbows all day.

doublehouston
These refs here. Fucking fuck these fucks.

nonetimeaccount
i’m sorry, but if we’re 2/billion from 3, harden is bricking fts, we’re missing clint and egod and road ryno, and all you can do is be up by 5 your team is garbage.

fnndnn
Back in the game bitches and fuck Crowder

thewhitewhisper
Ya crowder is a dirty fuck and I’m not just talking about his hygiene. Dirty as mother fucker


Lotus_
Even Utahs cheerleaders are lackluster.

moFrankOfTheDank
Okay good cause I thought I had ED for a sec

TokubetsuHabu
I really like Mitchell, the rest of the Jazz can go fall off the face of the earth.

El_Zilcho3201
Surely some Jingles love as well

recursion8
Our High School Math Teacher > theirs tho

Briand2714
We baaaack

DeerOnTheRocks
Has Harden iso expose Rubio yet like he does every single Jazz game?

TokubetsuHabu
Nope, hasn’t done it to Ingles either

Lotus_
Mitchell is going to be a stud.

TokubetsuHabu
I’m in love with Donovan Mitchell

chrisrock176
Stupid jazz fans can’t even play tic tac toe correctly


Briand2714
THE LEAD

nonetimeaccount
EVEN WHEN WE SUCK WE’RE BETTER THAN THE JAZZ

taytheism
Suck our dicks Jazz.

arodriguez15
SUCK IT YA FUCKIN MORMONS

nonetimeaccount
AND YOUR DANCE TEAM’S ROUTINE IS WHACK AF

DeerOnTheRocks
How do they do the kiss cam in Utah, because I’d imagine it takes a long ass time to kiss all your wives…

nonetimeaccount
TF YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING JEREBKO? SCRUB

Rangeman123
Wicky Wubio pulling off that Andy Garcia look, or Martin Starr

FTWOBLIVION
only the rockets can be down 20 points in the 1st quarter and somehow be up 10 in the 4th

chinesef000d
This dance cam is incredibly painful to watch…

EhStonedTurtle
So many of the people on that dance cam could be on r/whitepeoplegifs

nonetimeaccount
the one black kid in the arena was like, “oh hell yeah. this is my time. free money.”

taytheism
“There’s more black people on one team than there are in the stands.”
-my dad


lurgar
Down 15 early to a 12 point lead late in the 4th. This team is crazy.

JakeBocarsky
FUCK THE JAZZ

Briand2714
Flopping rubio

LordCarlos23
Gobert is a BITCH

TokubetsuHabu
Punk ass fucking Jazz, man. Handle this L like men you bitches

DeerOnTheRocks
GOBERT = ZAZA 2.0

TokubetsuHabu
Gobert is a pussy

vinnubis
Thats not gonna happen ricky u can kiss the floor anytime u want ur flopper ass piece of shit

LordCarlos23
Fuck these refs

jb_713
One of the more significant wins of the season.

Utah Jazz vs. Dallas Mavericks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 25, 2018
tags: ,

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Dallas Mavericks Reddit.

KleberKleberfever
Here we go, let’s keep it close today and don’t let Donovan Mitchell make us his bitch
still lose though

satoshigeki94
why all tankin team winning/draw today except the Bulls ffs

USTS2011
clutch tank turnover

USTS2011
L

Red_Hot_Chile_Miners
Poor Carlisle. He’s trying to get these guys wins but they do the dumbest shit on the court. That head down “wow” after the Barnes turnover…yup. Tank rolls on.

Alan523
The refs are the tank commanders tonight.


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Mavs Moneyball.

Ugly court
Posted by raijin.luppi on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:13 PM

You’re not a fan? I like it.
Posted by MFFL on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:16 PM

No it’s hideous to me hella bland too
Posted by raijin.luppi on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:18 PM

[long discussion on the OKC-GSW game]

Matt Harpring is still so salty about dirk
he plays down everything dirk does.

Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:40 PM

ack harpring blows
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:42 PM

i want dirk to pass 31k in utah
Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:39 PM

[discussion on the Spurs and Kawhi Leonard]

eh stop not sucking mavs
this is important for the tank and getting utah into playoffs

Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:52 PM

If Utah can’t beat us, they should just give up now.
Posted by MFFL on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:56 PM

they look bad
even after that trade for crowder. mavs should be tanking.

Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:00 PM


dirk
i like how the utah commentators argue that dirk might be holding back the team and franchise by sticking around. lol…dirk rock solid so far tonight.

Posted by Ole Brandenburg on Feb 24, 2018 | 8:55 PM

they’re still mad about hayward ditching them.
Posted by go87 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:03 PM

[back to OKC-GSW]

So Rubio can hand check Dirk the whole fucking time…
Fuck off!

Posted by CardinalAllUpInYoFace on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:35 PM

Amen brother!
Posted by Mg071001 on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:53 PM

[updates on PHX-POR and SAC-CHI]

[Is CP3 overrated? Harden vs. Westbrook. Curry for MVP?]

lol at that ingles drive
who does he think he is?

Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 9:53 PM


Good refs is helping the Jazz.. Go MAVS!
Posted by dyurdsray21 on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:08 PM

clutch turnover by dsj
Posted by Bobbita on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:15 PM

lol barnes for the tank
Posted by Bobbita on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:19 PM

ahah carlilse is fake angry
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:17 PM

there we go very hard fought loss
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:20 PM

so we won?
Posted by Dynomite on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:24 PM

in losing yes aha
Posted by dimitriouss on Feb 24, 2018 | 10:25 PM

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