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Utah Jazz vs. Miami Heat: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 13, 2020
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Miami Heat Reddit.

cookeemonster27
Pls Spo beat our fellow Filipino JC 🙏

p0sterized
Anyone else hate these Utah jerseys?

Palm-trees-305
Jazz run some crazy sets

RydaSpyda
Holy these jerseys go so perfectly together. It’s beautiful. I’m in love with the colors out there

faltasenor1087
Jersey match up alone is finals worthy

chitownbulls92
I do respect Jazz as a team, they built their team the right way

DionWaiteress
We’re playing pretty well on defense

chitownbulls92
Gobert’s presence on the other end is scary

AntiMatterrz
Wtf Mitchell. What did we do to you

LiamsNeesons
Bogdan looks like someone’s dad at the Y playing pickup

Mogilny89Leafs
I’m watching the Jazz feed and their commentators refer to Utah players by first name.
Donovan over to Joe.
It’s pretty annoying.

TheCrazyGuy295
😂

chitownbulls92
also the utah announcers are alright, a little bland but quite fair and talks about both teams

kelperson
I’m watching the jazz stream for some reason and they’re showing Bam a lot of love. Pretty cool


WizardRiver
Jae Instant Offense Crowder

thecaptainflint
Guys crowder may be the best shootah to ever live

LiamsNeesons
Put Jae in the rafters

Golfkid03
We better retire 99

jdl03
Well they can’t fucking miss all of the sudden.

WizardRiver
Jazz offense is hot right now

fiveohh1
How does every team light us up wtf is going on. All of their 3’a are contested and they still make them!

BossKingGodd
Some voodoo shit bro

thecaptainflint
These motherfuckers rigged the rims didn’t they

TheCrazyGuy295
Fuck wrong with the net. Smh rigging it for us

chitownbulls92
who the fuck is tony bradley, he’s huge

jdl03
He’s a bastard.

srbufi
Bradley goofy lookin pixel head ass

DarthMalgus3701
Why Tony Bradley look like my math teacher freshman year 😭😭😭


GoVols191
Dude what the fuck was that kiss cam. Fucking nasty

WizardRiver
Welcome to Utah, olds and hipsters. Pick one

KungfuKenny74
Niang lowkey looks like Austin Rivers

srbufi
These Utah announcers are funny

sharpshooter0600
Pls don’t do this to us again jingles

AntiMatterrz
Im so hard for our squad. No pause. You heard
.. slight pause but still

ccRich_11
Fucking clarkson

jbenson255
He’s going to make every shot

jzaitz
So stupid for challanging that

jbenson255
Stupid challenge imo

MELYheadz
Dumb

ItsYaBoyBeasley
Quinn a true players coach for this one

MELYheadz
Snyder on cocaine

HonorTaker
always got the same thought


Heated0
Who the hell does Gobert guard.

Heatles703
Dpoy lmao

BossKingGodd
No one LOL just stands in the paint

MELYheadz
No one…. Gobert should be getting three second violation every time

Heated0
He is just by himself everytime I see him. Like how the hell does the Jazz win when its 4 on 5 beyond 10 feet.

Mellothewise
These Utah rims are garbage

DopeMan93
Damn I forgot this game was on. I’m high as fuck watching tsunami and earthquake videos smh.

snakebite654
Fuckin Mitchell always buries a 3 on chaotic possessions

yungsta50
Clean strip, stop bitching French boy

HonorTaker
rudy such an ⚓️

sweet_mahogany
Gobert is soft

j_leevz
Gobert is so meh to me

sYNAPSE420
No touch around the rim, limited offensive capability, 27 years old, I agree with you

jbenson255
Clamp that overrated bum up bam

MiaCannons
Gobert is just Roy Hibbert if he could speak french


AdmitJustiseIsBetter
Ingles always looks like he’s dying

yungsta50
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CAR SALESMAN LOOKIN MOFO

MELYheadz
Ingles been drinking

thecaptainflint
You guys think Ingles’ kids believe that their dad is an NBA player?

lil_beaux
Joe Ingles is a bitch
but i wish he played for us

HeatHomer
As an Aussie I love Joe Ingles 80 games of the season

silviobenites
Fuck Ingles

DionWaiteress
Jazz fans about to start yelling the n word

KungfuKenny74
Gobert > Whiteside

lil_beaux
It’s not even close lol. Gobert is what Whiteside thinks he is

surgeyou123
Nunn really trying Gobert lol

CaSp95
Good idea Nunn, challenge Gobert in the paint. I bet you’ll win.

cranberrymcdeluxe
Nunn really trying to take Gobert under the basket lol, come on homie


SoCalHeatFan
The clowns on the Utah feed are comparing the diminutive Donovan Mitchell to Dwyane Wade.

SoCalHeatFan
These Utah announcers are boring. Hairless announcers for a hairless town.

DTFpanda
They’re so annoying too…obvious homers. I have to watch on mute

tomgreen99200
Yo, the outside of their arena looks like a Walmart.

yungsta50
Its Utah bruh

tokio_ghost
What is this weird obsession jazz fans have with talking about growing afros/hair in the r/nba thread

JewRepublican69
It makes sense, ignorant white people are infatuated with black peoples hair

ValoosTail
Praying we avoid a turd quarter

tomgreen99200
That Jazz court is vomit

mhyosay12
God gobert is legit a giant bitch. I used to like him, but he just nags and bitches all game

jzaitz
Man fuck you gobert

smatthews89
I hate Rudy Gobert so much. So fucking overrated and such a whiny faggot

SpaceGhostxSNRS
Rudy a whole bitch outchea

iPADRE___
Gobert is soft as wet dog shit

OhMyHerro_14
Pussy ass nigga Gobert


imtheonlyonehere
Gobert is so fucking soft LMAOOOOOO

queefing
LMAO “I think Rudy takes it personal” you soft bald ass bitch

TheCrazyGuy295
Watch when bam talks back. Gobert gonna put his hands up and shit and like a girl

DIFTS24
Gobert is legit just a huge pussy. Dude you just got dunked on

ItsYaBoyBeasley
Gobert is obsessed with being better than other centers. It’s a huge weakness.

infinitesadness7
Gobert is a big, goaltending bitch

sharpshooter0600
What’s gobert’s beef with all the miami centers

yungsta50
He’s jealous of Miami, Utah is ugly af

threeisaMA
The french pussy needs to shut the fuck up. Bam will shove his fat ass baguettte up your man pussy if you dont shut it

iPADRE___
Correction the whole Jazz team is soft as wet dog shit

imtheonlyonehere
Have the Jazz always been this damn soft?

georgebosh
it’s no wonder conley hasn’t put them over the top and fit in perfectly. he’s so likable while the rest of this team is unlikable as hell.

HeatHomer
Joe Ingles keep crying and you can get your ass ejected

xuroz
I fucking hate this potato face ass dude

threeisaMA
Jazz always been some bitches. Never respected their franchise. Hope they never get a chip with all these softies on their squad. Racist ass city and fans too

OhMyHerro_14
FUCK THEM JAZZ ALL THE WAY TO THE OCEAN!!!!


threeisaMA
French man needs to stop acting like a child after every foul call. Not a good look for a nigga that size to be pissing and moaning like a bitch

srbufi
Utah some cry babies whats wrong with them

lil_beaux
Entitlement

thecaptainflint
This jazz team real bitchy whiny

Yemzzzz
Lol this jazz team cries so much holy shit

jdl03
Jesus fucking Christ I can’t stand to watch this team just randomly fall apart. Win some games against teams that aren’t absolute garbage!

BossKingGodd
Bam’s jumpers are trash

fiveohh1
Dragic is shit tonight

iPADRE___
Nunn can’t hit shit. Bam can’t hit shit.

mohammadali916
this team is dog shit without jimmy

mohammadali916
Kelly “soft as tissue paper”’olynk at center

Chojialdo
Having dragic and nunn together is trash

EaglesHeatUnited
Nunn and Olynyk are fucking terrible. Jesus Christ stop playing them.

unseencs
Man their garbage is hitting 3s while our studs are struggling at 3.

nickc21_
This shitty jazz team has 14 MORE REBOUNDS THAN US WTF


warm_and_sunny
The jazz coach looks like a mob member from the dark knight

EaglesHeatUnited
I’m tired of Spo and his terrible ass rotations. Most overrated coach. Stop fucking playing scrubs.

smokexz
these commentators are in disbelief when the Jazz foul a Miami player. Their player gets fouled and it’s like “oh yeah that was planned, that’s def a foul”.
I really want the Heat to shut these fairweather fans up.

jdl03
I hate watching this team when we fucking play like this.

xuroz
Fuck these refs

Mellothewise
Fuck this stupid road trip.

Hall_of_the_slain
Why we keep shooting fucking 3s. God so annoying

smokexz
YO THESE COMMENTATORS REALLY ALREADY CALLING GAME AFTER THE THIRD FUCKING QUARTER?

smokexz
they were like “and the Jazz are 12 minutes away from a victory right before the all star break”

KingCudi23
I hope the plane leaves without Kelly Olynyk and he can never get a flight out of Utah this mans trash

threeisaMA
Kelly obumlyk back at it. Dont give a fuck if he had 10 assists or some bullshit last game, nigga is TRASH

DIFTS24
I will never understand how other teams scrubs get more respect than our main guys

ccRich_11
Bro mudiay is so trash how does he score

ccRich_11
Wtf is a tony bradley


lil_beaux
Yo cant tell if Jae Crowder or Lebron James

snapple__facts
i dont understand jae crowder. he’s like a 3 point specialist now wtf

lil_beaux
I think other teams used him terribly wrong.

threeisaMA
I’d suck a nigga dick to never see kelly in a heat uniform again

KungfuKenny74
These refs are so fucking soft

DopeMan93
This some pussy reffing lmao

OhMyHerro_14
Piece of shit refs

jdl03
I’m about to knock these refs tf out!

jzaitz
Utah refs suck

LordCrzer
Wtf mudiay getting star calls?

DIFTS24
Is Mudiays dad reffing this game? Wtf is going on

smokexz
LMFAO dude fuck this game, literally every possession is a fucking foul, what the actual fuck

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KingCudi23
Fuck u heat r down cuz these bs refs

treasy2
Fuck off

Blzoroi
What the fuck is up with the refs. Fuck

lil_beaux
Fuck these zebras man lol. Nobody bought tickets to the zoo


SpaceGhostxSNRS
Pls, anyone else but Jordan fucking Clarkson

ccRich_11
For fucks sake clarkson

JustTheBucket
We’re making scrub ass Clarkson look like Harden.

SpaceGhostxSNRS
Fucking Clarkson, I hate life

jzaitz
Jordan fuckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckckcing clarckkkkskdkdkdkdksksksosn

snapple__facts
more afraid of clarkson than mitchell tbh

unseencs
It’s been this way since Malone Stocton, the utah is a charity that the refs like to donate too.

Yemzzzz
These refs fucking suck. Jazz players cried all game so now they’re shook

6PathsTrunks
Trash ass refs

Symrnasince2008
Fucking refs

alfredisonfire
Trash ass game

dhanush03
REFS ARE GAY

DIFTS24
This Jazz team screams first round exit to me

Mattm334
We peaked guys. We can’t beat anyone. This team is ice cold. We can’t even beat the Kings and Trail Blazers.

DionWaiteress
Are you retarded


ious_D
Ingles is good but he butt ugly

jzaitz
Why. Is. They. Playing. Like. Harden.

SpaceGhostxSNRS
Spida is one cold mfka, Utah gotta real one

imtheonlyonehere
Them motherfuckers just swishing every shot…..

broost
Lmfaooooo they are making everything. Get this team the fuck out of the west cost I’m tired of this shit

the_icon32
Damn… Mitchell is somethin

OhMyHerro_14
We were gonna get Mitchell, FUCK U JAZZ

A_RedditAccount
Fuckin Christ do these dudes do anything but bitch to the refs?

DionWaiteress
It’s like a team of Chris Paul’s lmao they won’t stop bitching

imtheonlyonehere
not that time Gobert u goaltended that u baguette fuck

lounginaddict
Quin Snyder looks like a curmudgeonly composer

TheCrazyGuy295
Mitchell is so good lmfao

FuzzyAlgae
Fuck this trip. Cursed goddamn motherfucker.

DopeMan93
Fucking Bogdonavics man…niggas always go off on us


BSantos57
Did they miss a single 3 in the 4th? Wtf is this shit

BossKingGodd
What’s going? Why have we been getting killed from 3? The fuck

DanganronpaSurvivor
It should have been Gobert instead of Kobe

dhanush03
Jazz team are cock suckers

SoSmooth32
Congrats Utah. Still racist but hey you were better than us tonight.

DionWaiteress
Jordan didn’t push off

DIFTS24
Imagine living in Utah

leonbornnotraised
We are poop :(

DanganronpaSurvivor
We need to send Toad face Gobert back to Quebec

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