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Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

February 2, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Blazers Edge.

No lie…. I thought this game was in Utah. These back to back away/home games are weird.
Posted by jenstcy on Feb 1, 2020 | 6:31 PM

As if the Blazers would ever play in Utah!
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Feb 1, 2020 | 6:37 PM

is Conley playing a plus or minus for us?
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:38 PM

If he’s out that’s great for us, and if he’s playing it’s even better cuz he SUCKS
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:39 PM

he’s had a rough season
but he was underrated in Memphis.

Posted by person! on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:42 PM

If trash can be underrated then he was underrated!!!!!
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:43 PM

Hate Ingles. Taunting sniper blazer killer. I hope we snuff him out tonight with length and quickness.
Posted by X-factorMoe on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:39 PM

He is soo good. I’m scared of him more then any superstar in the NBA
Posted by DmitriyI037 on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:41 PM

i HATE the concept of gradient uniforms
BUT… i gotta say i kinda like these jazz unis

Posted by hactar on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:43 PM

They hurt my eyes!
Posted by Ha Cha Cha on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:44 PM

I don’t,look like starburst or candy corn
Posted by X-factorMoe on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:45 PM


Get that Joe “I’m A YMCA PLayer” Ingles out of here.
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:49 PM

Stotts has to adjust the defense on PNRs
Posted by sacint2003 on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:51 PM

Take whiteside out
Fixed

Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:52 PM

Whiteside has no idea how to play defense
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:52 PM

The way they pronounce Bojan is Boullioune
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:57 PM

uh oh. Clarkson is a 3 point assassin
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:57 PM

jordan clarkson always looks like someone threatened a puppy in front of him
Posted by hactar on Feb 1, 2020 | 7:58 PM

Stop feeding Melo what the hell
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:01 PM

Get Melo out.
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:02 PM

I would 100000000000000% rather have Wenyen in then Carmelo
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:03 PM

I very much enjoyed the minutes Wenyen played last night in Melo’s place
I do not enjoy watching Melo post up and whiff on 15 shots a game

Posted by Koosman123 on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:06 PM

Awesome close to the Q.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:10 PM


Melo: “I GOT IT GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE” on that Anfernee rebound
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:13 PM

Melo needs to stop cursing in front of the basket mike. lol
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:14 PM

STOP ISOING MELO
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:19 PM

Could you imagine if we actually learned how to play defense?
Posted by facelessone on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:26 PM

we are so good omg
Posted by Shelvino on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:33 PM

this is going better than i anticipated. wow
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:35 PM

Dame’s gone nuclear! Run for your lives!
Posted by Missing_Lincoln on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:36 PM

Dame is on some next level ish
He’s going to will this team into the 6 seed lol

Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:38 PM

This team has become really fun to watch as of late.
Posted by LeftCoaster25 on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:38 PM


Only thing keeping the Jazz this close is they are 10 of 22 from three. Otherwise, they are shooting 36.7% overall vs. Portland’s 54.3%
Posted by Blazerfan72 on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:41 PM

Blazers are getting Mike Conley’s one good game per month.
Posted by Roy Wonder on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:44 PM

Blazer killer hall of fame
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:45 PM

My gosh they are killing us with three pointers!
Posted by Hermistonmelons on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:55 PM

Melo has been awful
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:57 PM

Does Utah ever miss a 3 pointer?
I swear they’re lights out 24/7 against us.

Posted by Devils_Advocate24 on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:59 PM

Bogdanovic using Rogaine?
He’s got a lot more going on up there than his ESPN Fantasy thumbnail pic.

Posted by djrick on Feb 1, 2020 | 8:59 PM

Melo is blowing this game. There’s three easy baskets he should’ve had. this should be a double digit game right now
Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:00 PM

Dame Dame Dame
Smh

Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:10 PM

HOW THE FRAK IS HE STILL MAKING 3s?????????????
Posted by Lassiie on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:10 PM

This level of basketball has never been reached. Not by Mike. Not by LeBron. Not by Steph. Nobody has ever put together a stretch like this
An efficient flame throwing engine of destruction

Posted by KingWes on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:11 PM

Bad close to the half
Posted by OfficerCosta on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:13 PM


here’s 29 seconds left, Quin. You idiot. You’re not even getting yourself an extra possession by winning this challenge.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:16 PM

Is that why he keeps gesturing that someone should hit him in the jaw?
Posted by mattmcc80 on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:18 PM

niang is an interesting name
Posted by hactar on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:27 PM

And Georges, no less
zhorzh

Posted by djrick on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:27 PM

He is named after a loud motorbike sound.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:28 PM

Utah sets some beautiful moving screens.
Posted by bluesloth on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:28 PM

Once again Hassan imposing his will against the league’s best centers
Posted by PostAldridgeEra on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:29 PM

Naaaaaw ya gonna cry again, Frenchie?
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:29 PM

Dame gonna make Frenchie cry again
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:38 PM

The opponent scouting report for Dame is just one page that says ‘Pray’ in the middle in big letters
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:43 PM

Gobert the all star hahah
Posted by DmitriyI037 on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:43 PM

I am trying to figure out how Gobert is an all star
Posted by Blazerfanjen on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:43 PM

Lmao DPOY Gobert just giving Dame all the room
Posted by 7Rod7 on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:44 PM

Hassan might drop all pretense here, snap Rudy in half like a twig, and start devouring him like the prey that he is.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:46 PM

Dame is cuckoo banana pants
Posted by Mortimer on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:49 PM

I think Damian is coming for MJ.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Feb 1, 2020 | 9:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Portland Trail Blazers Reddit.

Kazekid
Damn, they are hot early

irelli
God Mitchell chill

The12thman94
Utah’s jerseys are ugly.

KillerBunnyZombie
These Utah uniforms made me have a seizure already.

SNewtn
yes
go right at that string bean rudy

BrklynDragon
Jeez Utah is stacked

irelli
Yeah we gonna have to play better defense lol

clayboicarti14
gobert is scary man

irelli
Conley wtf man. You suck this season stop it”

SNewtn
Conley hates the blazers

irelli
What the fuck man
This is dumb. Like Conley, you’re legit bad this year

chasey_dc
Why is Conley actually playing well?

psychodogcat
i feel deceived
he played bad all season just to fool us


RipCityTilIDie
Fucking christ, we have to play against Clarkson? that dude destroyed us when we played in Cleveland

Renagade_I_Be
why does clarkson become the second coming of christ every time he plays us.

VardhanVS06
I don’t know about this game tbh. We look tired. Apart from that this fucking jazz side has everyone who can shoot. Our defence isn’t made for this.

jmiller321
It literally pains me to see Ed in a Jazz uniform.

irelli
Lol Gobert goes out and we instantly score
You can’t explain that

ajmcgill
Hood sighting!

Kdr6989
Hoodie (:

didntlisten
FUCK I miss Rodney so hard

raahiv
Rodneys smile is contagious I ❤️ him

pkulak
Rose Garden went nuts. He did I couple little waves. It was adorable. He looked like the queen.

irelli
Like legit though, it’s been a layup line since gobert went out

didntlisten
Way to close out that quarter boiiiis


WeWasntTolkienToU
Damn the Jazz look good af. Might actually be title contenders this year if Conley keeps playing like this. Mitchell and Gobert are always great too

Kazekid
Ed and offensive rebounds

clayboicarti14
miss those :(

raahiv
I miss Phys Ed

Fondle_My_Sweaters
Gobert sets so damn many moving screens it’s ridiculous!

belmontbreak
Wtf this can’t be conley

didntlisten
Conley has been steaming hot ass the last ten games, why did he choose to wake up against us?

irelli
Conley seriously, fuck off man.

SNewtn
Conley gonna go right back to 20% shooting after tonight

Succulent7
We’re so good guys

Kdr6989
Great series of possessions

shdwq
WHERES YOUR COMPOSURE UTAH

AL_XXI
Rudy Gobert = French Hibbert

NateRgreat
Not that this is surprising, but Gobert is Hassans bitch

aznthomastran
Of course Conley is going off tonight…

irelli
Conley this is dumb. Fuck offfff

progamireen
Jazz feed is actually pretty unbiased. I like it.


irelli
Yo this is some one sided reffing Jesus

circinatum
People at moda: Time to start the fuck the refs chant

irelli
I’m like actually upset. What the fuck Conley

Frognuts777
I feel like Conely has been killing us with the most slow boring basketball for over a decade lol

SydneyBlazer
Conley always torches us.

Fondle_My_Sweaters
they call that weak shit yet Gobert does 10x worse every single screen! Fuck off Refs!

X_SkeletonCandy
Fully expect Conley to go back to being bad after this game.

didntlisten
Absolutely.

jmiller321
WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET A FOUL FOR DAME

SydneyBlazer
Jeez these refs really dicking us…

irelli
We’d be up big if Conley didn’t decide to go all 2016 on us. 🙄

TheKinglnTheFourth
Conley has to slow down at some point. He’s been ass all year

SNewtn
against 28 other teams yes but not portland

Kazekid
Conley and killing the Blazers, like PB and J

didntlisten
Whiteside is straight up outplaying Gogurt.

_hamtheman
The horse dominating that soft French croissant
You love to see it

SNewtn
closed both quarters amazingly


PlayboiNamedCarti
Ngl melo is kind of an ass finisher this year

hobo888
If Dame keeps this up he could legit challenge Giannis for MVP.

flawson_9
I feel blessed to be able to watch this fucking savage man ball tf out

longdonginyourmom
mike conley always plays well against us

CybershellX
Its fucking annoying, he needs to go back to garbage time

Duck_Stereo
Melo is looking old out there

jmiller321
GO AWAY JOE, GO AWAY

irelli
God stop fucking hitting every 3

clayboicarti14
do they miss???

s0uvlaki
They got some dangerous white people

NateRgreat
Really thought we were gonna lose this game against the Jazz….not

dimitrov1
Whiteside laying dong on Gobert tonight

PlayboiNamedCarti
Whiteside sonning Gobert lets gooo

Infrar3d77
Whiteside dominating Gobert tn

CAMuffinMan
Gobert too soft for whiteside

Renagade_I_Be
Bojan Bogdanovic looks like 🗿

MrRager1710
Dame isn’t taking any fucking prisoners.

NateRgreat
Obviously easy work for Dame. Was cute when little donovan tried to be Lillard. In no universe will that happen, lol.x

Kazekid
We are witness to historic levels of basketball

KillerBunnyZombie
Dear Lord This Isn’t Even Humanly Possible

NateRgreat
Effortless for Dame, and Gobert is so bad LOL


yeeshlaw
Why does Dan Snyder keep punching himself in the face? Lol.

KillerBunnyZombie
Because he lives in Salt Lake.

Arr0wmanc3r
I think it’s a defensive play call.

Velcrocore
Do we think left and right chin/hand are two different plays? I wonder if there’s a double fist 🤜😊🤛

ribsflow
I don’t know why but tonight Snyder looks like he could sing and play guitar for Swans. He has that angry Michael Gira look.


longdonginyourmom
melo can’t make any layups lmao

goblazers1991
Melo looks like ass wow

jailbre4ker
They are calling some silly fouls on Utah ngl. We deserve it though.

jmiller321
here comes the flailing and flopping frenchman.

GenesisJFAP
Whiteside: daddy
Gobert: saddy

NateRgreat
Damn, Jazz are some major frauds.

sheazang
Did Whiteside go to France 9 months before gobert was born?

PlayboiNamedCarti
Can someone un-allstar gobert and put in whiteside

iguessineedanaltnow
How the fuck did Gobert make the ASG over Hassan? Dude has done nothing all night.

iguessineedanaltnow
LMAO Hassan not even going out to meet Gobert. The fucking disrespect.

X_SkeletonCandy
Whiteside waving off Gobert was hilarious.

NateRgreat
Enjoy seeing Hassan teach Gobert what a true centre is like.

crazymakoto
Dame. Please fuck my gf.

Kazekid
Dame has completely normalized just pulling up from anywhere at anytime

ribsflow
Put three men on him! Two isn’t enough Utah!

MarfanGoblin
The Hero I Don’t Deserve

Kazekid
Greatest Blazer of all time

brooklynbluds
we can win it this year

jmiller321
Rudy Fernandez died for this

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