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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 28, 2020
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Lol at the Rockets starting 5
Are they serious?? Might as well start 5 spud Webbs.

Posted by eastman88 on Jan 27, 2020 | 8:25 PM

LOL MDA PJ vs Rudy fucking Gobert
Posted by Michael 2k on Jan 27, 2020 | 8:17 PM

This team gives me hope in the first half
Just to collapse in the 2nd half, and dash that hope. It’s happened a lot recently.

Posted by Johnbudsf on Jan 27, 2020 | 9:18 PM

Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit
Posted by BigMoneyWolf on Jan 27, 2020 | 9:18 PM

for real? the best college dance crew in hip hop and Jazz is the BYU Cougarettes?
Posted by NVP on Jan 27, 2020 | 9:20 PM

Bad end to the quarter. Some scrub for Utah hit a contested step back 3.
This would be a stunning upset of Houston wins. B2b. 76 points missing from the lineup. Gordon playing like I have never seen.
I’m still picking Utah tho.

Posted by Dolulu on Jan 27, 2020 | 9:55 PM

We’ll lose this game because of missed FTs
but a fun game nonetheless

Posted by Michael 2k on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:00 PM

Wow can we win this game?
Posted by eastman88 on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:14 PM

We can win this game, wow!
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:14 PM

Honestly, the Jazz fouls have been kind of confusing and dumb
I have no idea what they are doing defensively

Posted by VBG on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:21 PM

Man what a great win
easily the best of the season

Posted by Michael 2k on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:32 PM

We got 49 FTA
big reason for the win. Refs have been in our favor

Posted by Michael 2k on Jan 27, 2020 | 10:45 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

gorillamushroomtip69
BOUT TIME FOR UTAHS YEARLY ASS WHOOPIN

nonetimeaccount
I feel like fucking some Jazz up

Briand2714
FTJ

atm53105
Kobe’s last game will be airing tonight at 9! We get to see the Jazz get fucked up by greatness twice in one night. FTJ

9HashSlingingSlasher
I couldn’t care less about the outcome of the game tonight but it’s the Jazz so it’s in the rules that we beat them

StealthyGooch
If we win this game without our big 3, I will lick a 9V battery.

nonetimeaccount
Gosh, we scored 11 straight and Quinn didn’t call a timeout. Guess he’s a complete moron too.

capzi
Quin Snyder looks like a Vegas mob boss.

atm53105
He is like a stereotypical villain face

rickjamesmvp
International weapons dealer’s face


sorendiz
gonna be honest if they just ran every play through gobert they would be beating us rn

ologabro
He’s an awful offensive player. All he really does is dunk and lay the ball up barely

rickjamesmvp
Gobert is def not gonna close this game out with our small ball he is giving up too many wide open 3’s up.

DejounteSweatshirt
gobert is BBQ chicken for the rockets

nonetimeaccount
CAN’T PLAY GOBERT

rickjamesmvp
Rudy is getting cooked out here lmao

nonetimeaccount
WE GOT 3 G LEAGUERS ON THE FLOOR AND WE HOLDING THE LEAD

plznobamboozle
Hey we won a quarter


oldcowboy89
Jazz has such a good roster. Can’t believe they got bogdonavich

nintony1337
why do good things happen to bad people

weaknessof
McHale’s an even worse commentator than he was a coach

Clutchcityboi
Say it with me! FUCK THE JAZZ! FUCK THE JAZZ!

nintony1337
FUCK THE JAZZ

atm53105
FUCK THE JAZZ! FUCK THE JAZZ!

timmysp
Holy shit they’re fucking the jazz like Kobe’s last game

bdreys07
That’s why Gobert be crying every year about not making all star team. That boy looking soft

nonetimeaccount
HOL MAH DICK, JAZZ FANS.

TheBeardedOne123
F the Jazz. A bunch of whiney cry babies

fishingforchips
Man this jazz team is insufferable

ryno1612
I can’t describe how much I hate Rudy Gobert

ologabro
Rudy is soft

DejounteSweatshirt
Jazz literally cannot hit 3s against us. I would not be scared to see this team in the playoffs

BradGroux
Thabo playing like Kobe out there.


rickjamesmvp
They say Utah is better than us lmaoo

sorendiz
Beat our full team? Try beating our bench first boiiiiiiii

NateRgreat
Easy win. Lmao up 13 without harden Russ and Clint. Didn’t expect anything else from our opponents.

rickjamesmvp
Rudy is the most overrated center in the league.

gamecube-nintendo
what?? do you not like his offensive repertoire of the one handed dunk and the two handed dunk??

theKITHpodcast
Goldbear is so soft

NateRgreat
Massive win for us…. Not. Who didn’t expect us to beat jazz lol. It was never in doubt.

spikespiegel33
Guard Bogdan!

earth-module
Thabo really turning up on his former team. I’m here for it


BrallyTX
Ahhhh. Jazz boos, music to my ears

manethelion
They’re hating every call I love it

ologabro
What are these jazz fans booing about lmfao

oldcowboy89
Lmao they hate us

Kanka_
Goddamn they are not happy with us LMAO

MiyaharaAce
FUCK JAZZ FANS, CRY MORE


Miscto3
Nuggets fan here, never thought I’d be rooting for the Rockets this season. If you guys beat them tonight, we’ll make sure to beat them Thursday and return balance to the West!

Briand2714
Thank you sir, love visiting your beautiful city

pRp666
You got that right. It’s a perversion to have Utah at the 2 seed. They’re not allowed to be above 6!

Briand2714
Thank you sir, love visiting your beautiful city

NateRgreat
Really tho, harden is a better player than any jazz player and he isn’t even on the floor

Clutchcityboi
Refs giving us everything for a change, incredible to see

Sayywutt
Rudy coulda probably done that all game. Thank god he didn’t

Yedin00
we playing no true center. Very stupid of Jazz not to run plays for him

nonetimeaccount
Damn shame Conley looks so washed


itallblends
CONFETTIGATE

theKITHpodcast
It’s a gift from Kobe

nonetimeaccount
WHAT KIND OF WHITE TRASH LOW BUDGET OPERATION YOU RUNNING HERE?

StealthyGooch
Get your shit together, Utah.

johnlu48
Utah already celebrating Rockets win lmao

Solarfornia
Free long ass time out. Can we do that shit in the Toyota when we need it?

Beezy_Beee
Jazz suck

Kanka_
Damn Gobert aight

Solarfornia
Just don’t test gobert. It’s better to launch a contested three

StealthyGooch
Bogdon is quickly climbing the ladder of most annoying Jazz players. He for some reason reminds me of Mehmet Okur’s bitchass.

StealthyGooch
Lol dude, I couldn’t stand Okur. Hated him the most.


Zesca
I feel like Conley is losing them the game more than our guys are winning it , or am I crazy

esqueff
Jazz fan here just to say you guys are humiliating us. We can never beat you. I don’t know what you guys have but we will never beat you

sorendiz
Rockets fan here to say fuck the jazz

EnterTheWu-tangclan
The jazz stay being put bitches no matter whose on the court dating back like 25 years

clutchcity93
Those Jazz unis give me PTSD from the Stockton/Malone Williams/Boozer eras tbh

sleal
FUCK THE JAZZ

nonetimeaccount
FUCK. THE. JAZZ

td139523
Jazz are no threat to us in the playoffs lmao

Rologames
Fuck the jazz for not letting EG get 50.

Dances28
They have some ugly ass kids in Utah.

itallblends
Utah is one weird fan base.

td139523
All Mormon. No diversity lol

manethelion
FIFTY BABY! FUCK THE JAZZ!

Pieldiddy
Everyone say: Fuck the Jazz!!!!!!

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