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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G2: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 18, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Praying this isn’t another ref show
But I’m not getting my hopes up…

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:41 PM

lol at favors shooting corner threes
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

They are really defending Harden the same way.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:45 PM

Doesn’t look like they’re defending at all
Great start.

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:46 PM

Force Harden to the right…
And watch him drill a three right in your face.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:51 PM

The Jazz are C-O-N-F-U-S-E-D on defense.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:53 PM

FUCK YOU INGLES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you Ingles
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

So Ingles hits Harden in the throat.
Because it’s all they have, I guess. And no, I’ll never believe an Aussie does anything like that by accident. I’ve watched too much rugby for that.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:55 PM

Fuck you trash Ingles.
you fucking dirty asshole

Posted by hundred cs on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:57 PM

Harden making Rubio look like straight trash out there on defense. Haha! Team is playing great!
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Could probably put half the blame on their coach for that garbage defense
He’s having to think so much about playing Harden the way he’s told, it’s fucking everything else up for him and he’s just getting owned.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:06 PM

For the #2 defense in the NBA
Their defense sure looks like shit

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:07 PM

70 on the number 2 defense
LOL

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on Apr 17, 2019 | 9:37 PM


The Jazz’s #2 defense looks like it could use a hand
Posted by Shildt, that makes cents on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:12 PM

After all the Jazz clawing, scraping and fighting in that 3rd quarter….they fell behind by 2 more points.
Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:23 PM

Could’ve sworn I seen pat bev giving crowder
Some tips on how to guard harden… how’s it working so far? I can’t tell

Posted by Jb4lif23 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:24 PM

Ted Cruz is getting to the line at will.
Posted by KLP713 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:29 PM

Allen has been getting lucky just to draw iron with all of his shots
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:33 PM

Grayson Allen, ankle destroyer is out there
Watch out

Posted by NVP on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:41 PM

im gonna say it…. mitchell is OVERRATED
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:38 PM

I’d like to get the main guys out, as Utah seems determined to bash into people as much as possible.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:40 PM

Yeah, they’re garbage time badasses, Utah.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:43 PM

Can we play real basketball now?
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:46 PM

They did.
Utah couldn’t keep up. Now they’re just hitting people.

Posted by Xiane on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Dirty play is in the Jazz DNA
Posted by Orange88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:47 PM

No blown lead for us!
Posted by eastman88 on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:56 PM

James Harden: 33 minutes, 5 FTA
Grayson Allen: 9 minutes, 7 FTA

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 17, 2019 | 10:57 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

Briand2714
FTJ

slyguy183
It’s time, we bout to go 2-0 and crush the Jazz’s spirits

nonetimeaccount
YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! YOU GET A FUCK THE JAZZ! EVERYONE GETS A FUCK THE JAAAAAAAAZZZZZ!!!!!!

nonetimeaccount
Series doesn’t start until Harden snaps Rubio’s ankles

slyguy183
Hard to break someone’s ankles when they’re not even going to guard you from the front

slyguy183
lmao nice adjustments Utah

joestos
Derrick Favors threes all day please

121910
Where is Rubio going lmaooo

Saul_T_Naughts
Really wish we could do something about the lower bowl seats. It’s really pathetic especially for a playoff game.

whathafuxup
Utah aiming to get swept.

plznobamboozle
YO FUCK THE JAZZ

13hardensoul13
Get ready Rubio James about to year you a new asshole


nonetimeaccount
RUBIO IS A MERE TOY FOR JAMES TO PLAY WITH

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

Briand2714
J*zz don’t learn!

maika3
Rubio is going to sue Harden for ruining his career

joestos
Poor Ricky. I honestly feel kind of bad for him

chinesef000d
Harden literally making Rubio look G League

Dimes_from_CP3
This is just too easy lmao

sirfrankenshire
rubio needs to go talk to the principal this has been consistent bullying

DAM_SANDWICH
They’re really going to stick with the push him right defense…

slyguy183
Jazz literally bout to forfeit after 2 games. We are going to have the largest margin of victories after 2 games in the NBA

AlFadhel_75
reminder that this Jazz team is one of the best defensive teams in the league lol

trust-the-past
Anyone else surprised they’re still guarding Harden the same?


Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Utah. They somehow get worse every game.

Shir0_
SOMEHOW THEIR ADJUSTMENTS MADE THEM WORSE

slyguy183
Harden is straight bullying the Jazz. Bitch ass Jingles tries to knock out Harden with an elbow to the throat to no avail

SeimaNoKouseki
Yup, I knew the Jazz would start resorting to this shit. It’s their only shot because they are straight ass lmao

Chris_Paul_3
Lmao Gobert, and this guy cried about not making the all star game ? Maybe if you wouldn’t get run off the court like a goof then maybe just maybe u would be an all-star.

Dimes_from_CP3
Korver should just retire

joestos
Raise your hand if you agree that Dantoni and Snyder are the two best looking coaches in the nba

bilbobimbopoophead
If you are into axe murderers sure

ZxphoZ
Rec leaguers would’ve made a shot by now lol, cmon Utah

iValhalla
Not trying to shit on Utah but they are playing like ass

SeimaNoKouseki
Rubio on Harden is my favorite thing in the world and it’s not close

cronidollars
Do we have 4 players better than the Jazz’ best player?

nonetimeaccount
STUNT. ON. THESE. HOES.


Dimes_from_CP3
Yo Snyder looks like he’s about to cry 😂

KDs_FakeAccount
Let’s finish it! NO LUBE

BradGroux
TUCKER IS NUTTING ALL OVER THEM

SCREW-IT
Tucker is dragging his balls across the jazzers face

FathomSwank
OH SHIT MY DICK OUT

slyguy183
Capela destroying Gobert as predictable as the sun rising in the East

DrewBreesiana
Love jizzing on the jazz

FortressMost
AND they have to live in Utah

2Talloperator
70 point half on them kids!!!

FortressMost
That was for Malone and his offensive fouls. Next half for Stockton and his dirty ass play


firefistzoro
MITCHELL COMPLAINING ABOUT A FOUL LOL, JUST PLAY BALL? SUCH A WHINY CRY BABY I’D ACTUALLY RATHER GSW WIN ANOTHER RING INSTEAD OF MITCHELL AND INGLES’ FLOPPING ASS

babymilo36
This game makes me hot and moist like apple pie

H-townwx91
I love how we’re beating up on this team. Serves those Salt Lake City racists right

slyguy183
Gobert can’t even shoot over Harden lmao this series is a WRAP

Chris_Paul_3
Next year when Gobert cries about not making it to the ASG remember to show him this series.

FortressMost
This Jazz team plays like Ingles looks

H-TownDown
They threw in the towel already? Ted Cruz is in.

spikespiegel33
How did Ted Cruz get in the game?

rumilb
Hey the Zodiac Killer has days off too

JAT621
I forgot this douche was in the NBA LOL

beaucm
That guy’s a rookie? Looks like he is 50 lol


lilpaki
Only the Jazz can make a blowout boring

firefistzoro
Sighhhh 1 more rebound from Capela and I would have won $1200… say it with me gents, FUCK THE JAZZ for being so TRASH

Briand2714
Dirty af

3icepwn
Jazz playing dirty af

extensi0n
Quin Snyder looks like a mad scientist haha

L1ghtf1ghter
kept ’em below 100 🚀

mcdammit
When it comes to being erect, how long is too long

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