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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets R1G1: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 15, 2019
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

It starts here boys.
The 1st of our 16 wins. Let’s goooo! Run as One!

Posted by _TheRedMenace_ on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:27 PM

Jazz look sharp to begin the game
Posted by Patman987 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:46 PM

This refereeing is bullshit already
Rubio gets that ass call while Harden gets mugged on the other end?

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 8:56 PM

Three more quarters like that and we win by 28!
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:06 PM

Is the Utah coach drunk?
Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:10 PM

Rumor is he used to be a coke head
Posted by SteveMcG on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

The Rockets look REALLY bad right now.
They are playing 5 on 8 and it’s just not working.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:13 PM

Amazing run of shit calls.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:25 PM

Terrible officiating
God awful officiating

Posted by aminthepm on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

Harden can’t get a single call
Fucking disgraceful

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:26 PM

This “stand behind harden and give up the lane” defense is so bad
It’s ridiculous

Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:32 PM

Holy fuck the
refs are so bad.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:34 PM

The Jazz are playing the same defense the Bucks “totally shut us down with and every team should take notes.”
It led to a 15 point lead. The difference is Harden, Gordon and Tucker aren’t 2/22. They’re 7/13.
By all means, Utah. Keep playing that defense.

Posted by CP3Clutch on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:39 PM

Rockets are getting mugged, and its only the first half.
Too bad for you refs, your shit still has the Rockets up 15.

Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:42 PM


Shit start for the second half.
Posted by Pamizalo on Apr 14, 2019 | 9:56 PM

Lol they’re whistling every little thing we do
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

FUCK YOU REFEREES
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:05 PM

This is the worst
ref crew ever. Seriously, fuck the NBA.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

LOL fuck these refs
Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:06 PM

Crowder is a bitch
Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:22 PM

Stepping up their “Save the Jazz!” efforts here.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:29 PM

I wonder how long the “shade Harden” thing will last.
I predict that’s gone next game.

Posted by eastman88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Every time I see it, I get happy
it’s not a smart strategy. I hope we see the finals and play Milwaukee and put that scheme on blast

Posted by Michael 2k on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

These fucking refs man
Posted by Mr. Boognish on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:46 PM

Fuck you Gobert
Bitch

Posted by gameace777 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

Unfair to female dogs.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:47 PM

He looks like a greyhound dog
Posted by Basketball God, MD on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM

Jazz are having an existential crisis
What the hell are they going to try next game? Switch everything?

Posted by Orange88 on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:56 PM

I’d honestly try playing the way they normally do.
Posted by Xiane on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:57 PM

Just one win
15 more to go

Posted by Relocated_astro on Apr 14, 2019 | 10:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

EarlyTree
FTJ

TimelyCandy
It pisses me off SO MUCH that our lower bowl is that empty with 15 til tip

MyBoggartIsABoggart
😢 it hurts our brand bro

FortressMost
Big fat idiot Barkley is taking Utah in this series. What a joke.

lilpaki
Chuck thinks Jazz in 6? Doesn’t he realize their will only be 4 games?

ManShutUp
I like Chuck but what the fuck is he talking about Rudy Gobert. Rudy on help defense is going to rotisserie chicken for Harden.

Straitwreckn
IT’S FINALLY THE PLAYOFFS…I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT…LETS GO ROCKETS!!

FortressMost
Why is there a drunken divorced dad on the court? Oh, that’s Ingles.

PreacherOfPositivity
The first call of the game is against Harden… just standing there.

DrewBreesiana
Here we go with that bullshit

CloudDood
Our lower bowl attendance is embarrassing.

WhoBeCreepin
Sucks to suck, jazzholes.

FreddyMacDaddy
Not a bad quarter, just gotta start knocking down those open 3s!

SeimaNoKouseki
If you put any GoT spoilers in here you are a certified bitch and you should be banned.


malloryhair
Utah’s coach reminds me of Lyle Lovett

shameless_chicken
NO GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS THAT’S FUCKED UP

sleal
Lamo Quin looking like a drunken mess

ladyiverson54
Let them shoot outside jumpers except Mitchell and science teacher

SuperYusri500
Bruh Quinn Snyder looks fucking nuts

FreddyMacDaddy
quin snyder looks like that evil scientist guy from spiderman

DrewBreesiana
Willem Dafoe

slyguy183
I’d be legit scared of Quin Snyder yelling at me if I were a ref or his player

FortressMost
Or selling him coke

The_3rd_Iteration
Quinn Snyder looking like Patrick Bateman while he was putting an axe through Paul Allen’s face D:

Shir0_
2nd Q turned into a grind

FortressMost
Ingles has really got to stop drinking during games

slyguy183
Eat shit Jazz, we are exposing your shitty defense and offense and the refs are letting you get away with all sorts of hard fouls

AdverseEffective
Refs are trying their best to keep the Jazz in the game.

b0nger
Every screen Rudy Gobert sets is a moving screen

DrewBreesiana
Fuck Charles Barkley. I got your Jazz in 6 right here mother fucker


3icepwn
Damn our offence is clicking now. Good shit !!

kukiemunster
my pp hard

yooston
the crowd is so quiet for how well we’re playing what the fuck

Kingsimbaa11
Jazz please.. this defence is not working so just stop. Harden is clearly very comfortable with it

slyguy183
I mean let them get laughed at a national level if they want

Euphonious36
Refs trying to let Utah back in lmao

TimelyCandy
Spoiler alert: Rubio made a cameo in GoT tonight.

LordCarlos23
This Crowd is so dead

FortressMost
Jazz looked downright scared and confused closing out the half.

Kingsimbaa11
jazz at halftime remembering how pat bev told them to defend harden
Snyder: well that was a fucking lie

FathomSwank
crowder calling up pat bev at halftime

hello_taraa
Clint is legitimately Gobert’s dad. He dominates him every single time.

BradGroux
Because Gobert is the most unathletic big in the league. My Mom has footwork on par with Gobert.


nintony1337
What the FUCK does this team do at half

ManShutUp
Crazy how “last year’s DPOY” Gobert hasn’t been able to stop the torrent of shots from the paint

enjoythementos
Smh goober is literally hitler, can’t stand his bitch flopping ass

HTownTakeover
It’s 8 v. 5. Fucking refs keeping Utah in the game.

enjoythementos
Lmao how is goober dpoy??

pythagoras_gonzalez
These zebras need to be poached

treeballs4138
Fuck these refs

enjoythementos
JAZZ FLOPPING ALL OVER THE COURT

nintony1337
This is some fucking bullshit

Chris_Paul_3
Why does Rubio keep standing behind harden on defense ? Lmao 😂🤣

egr281
They’re trying to copy what the bucks fid but lack the length and athleticism.

enjoythementos
JAZZ GOTTA BE THE BIGGEST FLOPPING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

egr281
Wtf is with these refs

dustbuddii
It’s like they are clearly trying to keep the game close, but Rockets too good.

ILBBBTTOMD
fuck the jazz

FortressMost
Crowder is a bitch

Briand2714
Dirty af


Deviantmind
Our 3 isn’t super efficient right now but our inside game is 🔥

slyguy183
Rudy “DPOY” Gobert lol

nonetimeaccount
ok, we didn’t win the 3rd but we avoided collapse. james will be nice and rested. we got this.
FUCK THE JAZZ

Chris_Paul_3
Rudy Gobert with the team high -16 +/-. My goodness big fellah, and you’re supposed to be the dpoty?

joestos
Can somebody please explain Utah’s defensive strategy on Harden to me? They are literally trying to guard by standing behind him and giving him a wide open lane? Doesn’t seem to be working…

slyguy183
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Snakkey
It’s what bucks did. Just not good enuff team for it.

JHouFCh
It isn’t as effective when you have a lineup of 7 foot giants with wingspans similar to that of a 747

nonetimeaccount
HOW’S THAT JAZZ IN 6 LOOKING, YOU FAT FUCK CHUCK?

SodaCanBob
L O L. Were the Jazz just standing around for that layup?

The_3rd_Iteration
Snyder legit look like he contemplating vicious murder.

Straitwreckn
How much cocaine has Synder done tonight holy shit

FortressMost
Hate to be one of the kidnap victims he has stashed at his house tonight..

theKITHpodcast
FULLY ERECT

WhoBeCreepin
I was told there would be Jazz defense??

FortressMost
These refs are gonna do their damnedest to get them back in it


enjoythementos
Flopping hilter goober again

FortressMost
7 and a half feet of flop

willydp123
Honestly what defense are the Jazz running?

Next_Episode
I don’t even think they know

VotedBestDressed
They’re trying to copy the Bucks man coverage, but the 1-4 on the Jazz can’t rotate as effectively onto Harden as the 1-4 on the Bucks, so Hardens been getting easy drive and kicks or drive and lobs.

Next_Episode
keep going, im so close

MrFeenyIsLife
Fuck. Grayson Allen is in. Ew.

Dimes_from_CP3
Get Chris Paul as far away from Grayson Allen as possible pls

Chris_Paul_3
The Jazz are still the same old team. Same old same old, Gobert still looks like that goof ball from last year.

WhoBeCreepin
Jazz fans thinking they could hang with us this year are delusional.

ThornGodOfPricks
Oh fuck, Georges Niang is on the Jazz too? No lie, they’d have a stacked college squad

nonetimeaccount
FUCK
THE
JAZZ

nintony1337
FUCK THE JAZZ

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