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Utah Jazz at Sacramento Kings: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 12, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sactown Royalty.

Hope we give the Jazz a hard time.
That Mitchell is somekinda player, though, huh?

Posted by Formerly NoceOne on Oct 11, 2018 | 6:48 PM

Doors open mang
Posted by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:10 PM

This is unwatchable.
Posted by Miller’s Cornrows on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:24 PM

Well, one day we will learn how to score.
Posted by smoothsactown on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:24 PM

Posted by kgdobter on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:24 PM

Damn this is real ugly.
Absolutely no one can score.

Posted by KingRocker85 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:25 PM

We are going to be sooo bad.
Posted by 1951 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:25 PM

Jazz are a Top 4 team in the West
It looks like they got even faster.’They are making Sac look like a G League team.

Posted by KingRocker85 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:26 PM

“Look like?”
Posted by 1951 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:26 PM

We’ve had better looks than the Jazz
The Rudy effect… that guy i like.

Posted by Ellis5 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:26 PM

Score is 8-2 “man, this is gonna be bad”, look away for a few minutes, scores is 20-4 “holy shit”
Posted by jjwhit on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:28 PM

Jeez. What the hell is happening?
Do the guys think the season started already so they’ve decided it’s time to suck?

Posted by Formerly NoceOne on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:31 PM

[Doug] Christie is a tool
“I don’t know if the Jazz are this good.”
Dumb, Dumb comment.

Posted by KingRocker85 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:42 PM

They are.
Posted by Formerly NoceOne on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

I’m at this abomination.
Kill me.

Posted by caseycheesecake on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:43 PM

Can you play SF?
or PF, or C, or PG, or SG?

Posted by gregsactly on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:44 PM

or coach
Posted by LaBradford on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:46 PM

Or coach? Or GM? Or owner?
Posted by Klam on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:46 PM

People in my section are so disgruntled.
They started playing pokemon go.

Posted by bbmuteman on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:52 PM

Watching Buddy get crossed up by Joe Ingles
is pretty deflating lol…I feel bad for being so negative but yeesh

Posted by Prince o’Muffins13 on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:55 PM

season tickets
Anybody want a bargain on season tickets?

Posted by flyflotr on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:56 PM

Its like trying to sell someone herpes
Posted by RORDOG on Oct 11, 2018 | 7:57 PM

If Willie gets outran by Rudy again I’m gonna flip my lid
Posted by BuffaloKangzWithASideOfFries on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:09 PM

Iman Shumpert just retires at half time
Never comes out of the locker room.

Posted by King Squish on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:13 PM

Mitchell is gonna be dangerous this year.
Looking like his long ball got a little longer. Dude is not even trying out there.

Posted by Nine1sixX on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:17 PM

Kings actually took 8 more shots than the Jazz that half
Posted by RORDOG on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:19 PM

So the
Halftime juggling dude had a higher shooting percentage (33%) than the Kings team (27%).
And he was on a ten foot unicycle.

Posted by Mike120 on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:30 PM

Wait, is that Ted Cruz on the court?
Posted by LaBradford on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:31 PM

In looks and personality
Posted by Carl on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:31 PM

Allen is their new Hornacek.
Gonna piss a lot of players off with fundamentals and the ability to get under their skin.

Posted by adamsite on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:42 PM

After three quarters
We’ve taken 15 more shots. They’ve made 12 more than us.

Posted by Mike120 on Oct 11, 2018 | 8:59 PM

If you ignore the 1st quarter where the Kings played super shitty
they have only played regular shitty for the rest of the game

Posted by $KingsElite$ on Oct 11, 2018 | 9:16 PM

Beside the Talent Disparity
Jazz play hard for 48 minutes. It’s impressive to watch. Their end of bench just keeps the foot on the gas. The entire game.
Great coaching.

Posted by KingRocker85 on Oct 11, 2018 | 9:21 PM

Is all we have now.

Posted by Causwell That Ends Well on Oct 11, 2018 | 9:21 PM

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sacramento Kings Reddit.

kosta has to be part of any potential trade …. right ?

I personally think that Kosta can still contribute on this team.

Me too for sure. But I think he is an attractive piece that we are willing to move

everyone playing defense with just their arms

Man Utah is legit

Hey guys do you think we can win if we just keep taking long 2s

This is absolutely horrible ….

Wtf. Collecting paychecks like the coach. The golden girls can team up and play better defense.

The key to winning this game is on the bench. His name is Kosta Koufus.

It’s preseason and I’m fucking embarrassed of this team already. Wtf?!



Why are we down by 30 in 12 minutes

Haha it’s gonna be a long couple seasons

Quote from 2008

kangz af

lets goooooooo nearly made a lay up

Its pretty obvious Vlade got plastered and passed out in an Indian burial ground and then proceeded to soil himself

i come home from a hard’s day work to this shit

Throwing lobs over Gobert is probably not going to work fam

Seriously! They keep trying and need to realize. GOBERT!!

Gobert is making us his bitch

At least we have a cool juggler. Utah doesn’t have that, right?

they bring out a mormon who juggles all his wives actually

hey man jimmer can get 40 on 40 shots so we trade the whole squad and build around jimmer

how has the team looked? just got back from class

Today I learned that Roseanne Barr was hit by a car at age 16. The hood ornament of the car smashed into her brain. She was hospitalized and then mentally hospitalized. Since then, she’s taken multiple drugs and drinks.
Roseanne’s CAT scan looks better than the Kings right now.


Fuck. It’s preseason, let us have our run Snyder

Snyder with the big sike

“Grayson Allen, really nice rookie”

Grayson Allen with the most punchable face in the game

Lady Sansa agrees.

Calling this team trash would be a compliment.
That’s how bad the kings look.

Grayson Allen is better than Justin Jackson. Just saying.

A lot better

We all know

Didn’t lose by 40

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Diana permalink
    October 13, 2018 9:34 am

    Thanks for doing these again!

  2. Paul Johnson permalink
    October 13, 2018 11:53 pm

    Kings’ goal for the year–not to lose by 40.


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