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Utah Jazz vs. Toronto Raptors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 3, 2018
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Toronto Raptors Reddit.

jjkiller26
Is collingsworth only starting cause he’s from utah lol

Debrozan
yo i thoght i was a raps fan but who the fuck is collinsworth

dontnobodyknow
Utah is his hometown

KingOfWeTheNorth
WHOA Matt Harpring!

cjcfman
What is this shit, a jazz feed? Really

balla091
THIS BROADCAST SUCKS ASS SMH

tonious35
Oh fuck Grayson Allen

tonious35
Can’t find MattyD stream, fuck, well still basketball, but too much Grayson Allen punchable face

DJSalinger123
Can someone tell me who the hell Kyle Collinsworth is?

anthle21
When did the Jazz pick up DeMarre Carroll

DJSalinger123
Not a good first impression for this Collinsworth dude

slane421
Fuck collinsworth who are you, it’s like if I was out there

SilvaLightning
WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?

OG3MVP
Us white guys have been taking steady L’s lately in the nba lmao who tf is this scrub?


redsnake1377
this mf collinsworth is assss.

WangShunLee
i thought I was on the court. But its just collinsworth

TinoTheFrenchman
Who the fuck is Collinsworth

SteveDougson
Collinsworth reminds me of myself whenever I start a new NBA2K career

dudeman1200
Why does CJ Miles think he’s MJ

tonious35
CJ Miles, fuck off and stop dribbling

Qwyjibo_
If healthy, Utah will be the #3 seed in the West. Easily, IMO.

bernicer95
Gobert is a beast man lol

WHoisThis2323
why da fck is that white boi starting? who the fck is he?

S4V4GE-SQU4D
Fuck rudy is so op. What is with rudys and wrecking the raptors

TinoTheFrenchman
mans just fucking swatting everything

DJSalinger123
Since when can Rubio shoot?

slane421
Does anyone know who this Collinsworth dude is

pimpsquadforlife
This white guy is sooo bad


Afghanpapi
get this white guy outta here

Broonskk
Jazz look wayy more locked in than we do.

costcosamples44
God please get Colinsworth and Miles out of the starting lineup

DeLoRiggidy55
Lmao guys chill out it’s pre season. Let C.J get it out of his system. Let make a wish run this white boy for a game

]VinaceousGoblin
This Donovan Mitchel guy is actually fucking sick

DeComp10
This game is terrible lol

DeMVP_DeMar
Take Kawhi out. I don’t want him on the same court as Grayson Allen

SteveDougson
I didn’t know #24 Ted Cruz played for the Jazz

burnerp3h17
That’s who he looks like….hahaha. So Ted Cruz.

SilvaLightning
I’ll commend the utah announcers I was thinking it would be much worse.

DJSalinger12
Is there anyone in the league with a more punchable face than Grayson Allen?


slamdunk23
Jae Crowder is annoying

bernicer95
So this Allen guy…. looks like a dick?

N7Brendan
I want to have sex with Kawhi’s pull up jumper

Sherazi_
Wow KAWHI IS SMOOOOOTH

MenBearsPigs
Oh my god we have Kawhi fucking Leonard.
This is insane.

themarkwithamouth
The only reason we were down first quarter was because of that kid Collinsworth.

whodthefookisthatguy
Boys can we just skip to raps celtics ecf already haha

DBrods11
Donavan seems like a great guy

bdokes9910
I really like Donovan

Zeycc
D Mitchell is such a good guy

therealrafaelaraujo
Donovan Mitchells such a beauty. Kids gonna be a star

MenBearsPigsJonas
Kawhi is going to single-handedly collapse our healthcare system because of the massive influx of guys in the emergency room with erections that won’t go away.

dangerdavexxxJV3
In the ER as we speak

imdahman3
KAWHI LEONARD WAS THE FIRST MAN TO TEACH ME THAT I COULD LOVE ANOTHER MAN.

TrlrPrrkSupervisor
im feelin light headed cuz there isnt enough blood left for my brain


eatmyfriesyoudies
Utah coach be looking like a Bond villain

illbreakyour_knees
Man Rudy is kind of a bitch

zangco10
Does Quin Snyder not have eyebrows?

imdahman3
Yo, why does Joe Ingles look like a YMCA schmuck who gets his pants stolen?

Mimi108
I like these Jazz commentators

neobowman
They’re very nice and not being homers.

Diminitiv7
Lol we’re the ones showing Snyder how to be elite defensively rn.

thatdudecalledZZ
They’re running circles around the Jazz

FairlyOddParents
These dudes can’t even dribble lol

slane421
What is that fucking squealing sound

tehblasiandas
are we getting jingled rn?

ZojiraPascal
We’re getting friccin jingled

dejesusofficial
We got jibgled

illbreakyour_knees
We jot jingled


Tipex
This Ingles guy can shoot

tonious35
liked him more than Miles to be honest

Northo4
Getting bodied by a math teacher smh… jingles really jingling

Keesmooijer
Ingles just looks like a guy

whodthefookisthatguy
Jingling sequence in progress

Mimi108Soft hands JV
It’s Jingle Time.
*Shivers..*

i_donut_no_y31
Trade kawhi for ingles /s

reco587
We getting jingled rn

-jumpman
are we getting jingled?

neobowman
We’re getting jingled

Cyclone3912
Can someone tell the kid next to the mic to STFU! Thanks.

slane421
This

eatmyfriesyoudies
What is that damn shrieking, someone kill it

prqlfnd
These screeching kids tho 💀


illbreakyour_knees
Jay crowder mega bitch

thehongster500
Wtf never realized jingles was so good

iBlackula
Ask “Playoff P”

eatmyfriesyoudies
Those kids gotta get spanked a little harder like geez

deepr
“LETS PUT THE FLOOR MIC IN A KID’S MOUTH”

reco587
I’m thinking reg season games with the Jazz will be great

Jellynorris
I love the Jazz. They always play so hard.

pimpsquadforlife
Who the fuck sponsors a review?

DJSalinger123
Fuck Crowder. Can’t hold Lowry’s jock strap

hellaworried
wishful thinking: jingles to raps, league fucked

whodthefookisthatguy
LMAO they have a sponsor for their booth review

reco587
This game started out terrible but man, what a 2nd quarter.

therealAceMatt
Collinsworth taketh, Collinsworth giveth


N7Brendan
Donovan: breathes
Jazz commentary: v i g o r o u s nut

YenEuroDollarSign
Kawhi vs. Joe Ingles
A modern day Magic/Bird rivalry

DwaneCaseysSuit
Hayward -15 in 15 minutes, yikes. I hope he recovers fully man..

DBrods11
The Jazz have the whitest commentators in the league

DeMVP_DeMar
The Celtics would like to have a word with you

VinaceousGoblin
ingles looks a 40 year old family man, yet he’s tearing us up Jesus

eatmyfriesyoudies
Ingles tho.. holy

_lueless
Ingles MVP

slxsher_ex
I just want to see ingles miss one shot

bernicer95
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle joe awaaaay

jjkiller26
jazz really playing their starters the entire 3rd quarter of a preseason game huh

LaFlame_Pablo3
Jazz are really killing themselves to win a preseason game. It’s clear the Raptors don’t care about this game.

LeftEngraving
Why are the jazz playing like its a game 7? Fouling hard and often.


jjkiller26
Now lets play our starters the entire 4th to return the favor

MenBearsPigs
Jazz starters gonna have to play like 35 mins if they want this lol

therealAce
CJ miles gonna be a big part of our success this season. His defence genuinely looks better. His feet are faster and he stays hands up through all dribble-drives. I’m really really impressed with him tonight.

jays1998
These Jazz announcers will take every opportunity to hype up Grayson “likely to be perennial below average-average player” Allen as the second coming of Jesus LOOL

imdahman3
He looks like Ted fucking Cruz, lol. I want to punch him in the face.

Watchadoinfoo
The Jazz look so damn exciting
Might easily secure 3rd seed

bernicer95
I just noticed: Snyder has a mean face

tonious35
he’s already the NBA’s serial killer

bernicer95
It’s the fucking eyes

SteveDougson
The Utah coach looks like he should be an action movie villain

ayyerob
Green goblin

siopao888
Collinsworth is in again lol WTF

FairlyOddParents
Lol poor dude his name is cavanaugh

blakk_RYno
Ended up getting 20 pieced goddamn

WHoisThis2323
I think MORAL OF THE STORY FOR THIS GAME IS TO NOT START THAT WHITE BOI COLINSWORTH

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Pablo permalink
    October 4, 2018 12:48 am

    GAME THREADS ARE BAAACK!! Thanks, Moni!

  2. October 4, 2018 7:08 am

    Yeah!!!! Welcome back and long live the game thread highlights!!!

  3. October 4, 2018 7:49 am

    Thanks for reading guys!

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