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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets (Game 4): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 7, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Go Houston! Good luck to take another W back home!
Hopefully it is going to be another massacre that we have witnessed many times against Jazz.

Posted by hundred cs on May 6, 2018 | 6:49 PM

Crazy start
Good energy on D though. Capela is dominating.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 7:15 PM

Can we stop getting our shots blocked?
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 6, 2018 | 7:14 PM

Ingles blows by Harden.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:21 PM

Crowder blows by Harden. Step the fuck up, guys.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:22 PM

Exum blows by Green. Someone stay in front of their man, ffs lol.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:25 PM

Harden is getting calls, so that’s nice.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 7:26 PM

Freaking Exum
first Rose now this guy comes out of nowhere

Posted by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2018 | 7:27 PM

Dante Exum pick and rolls are now destroying the Rockets defense
Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 7:30 PM

hahahaha keeping booing Jazz fans
thankfully the refs are giving Harden some calls

Posted by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2018 | 7:30 PM

God I hope the Jazz keep isoing Mitchell
it’s so much less effective than any of their other actions

Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 7:32 PM

What is Crowder shooting from 3? 80%?
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 7:39 PM


What is Crowder’s contract status?
Imagine him on this team instead of Anderson.

Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 7:41 PM

You know, I’m beginning to think Crowder is annoying.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 7:42 PM

He’d look good in Rocket red tho.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 7:46 PM

These refs are terrible fucking trash
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 7:50 PM

The refs have completely swallowed their whistle
when the Rockets have the ball in order to get the Jazz back in the game. I knew when I saw Ken Mauer’s name on the ref list that it was going to be like this.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 7:52 PM

Refs caused all of that for utah
Pathetic. Swallow their whistle on one end but call bullshit on the other

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 7:52 PM

We can’t get a call for anything
But the refs can’t wait to blow their fucking whistles when a Rocket just looks at a Jazz player funny.

Posted by Mr. Boognish on May 6, 2018 | 7:53 PM

Harden still can’t get a whistle though.
Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 7:58 PM

Come on Joe Ingles
You are better than that.

Posted by hundred cs on May 6, 2018 | 8:00 PM

Lol that was a flagrant apparently
Posted by BrianHoyerHOF on May 6, 2018 | 8:00 PM

Flopping ass team.
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 8:01 PM

Stop flopping
Ghost of AK/Boozer/Dwill

Posted by Daniel C on May 6, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Oh, you can go back further than that.
It’s in the Jazz DNA.

Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:03 PM


Man 8 on 5 to the max!!!
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:02 PM

Utah fans better not say a fucking
word about refs or flops after this one. Refs and flops are literally the only thing keeping them in the game.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:03 PM

Now CP3 is
giving the Jazz some of their own medicine and he’s starting to flop himself.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:06 PM

Man 8 on 5 and we’re still up 10 at the half.
Let’s finish these floppers in the second half… We’ll and Tuesday too.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Played 5 on 8 that entire quarter and we still increased our lead.
Fuck the NBA for trying to extend the only series left 2-1.

Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Chris Paul is a gritty, tough motherfucker that I want to retire a Rocket
Posted by Slippin’Jimmy on May 6, 2018 | 8:07 PM

Y’know… just a little I want PJ or Green to send Ingles and Mitchell to the ground SOOOO HARD.
Like come on! Another hard foul, make em’ scared!

Posted by RocketsFan95 on May 6, 2018 | 8:10 PM

Nah, Mitchell is cool
I’d like someone to knock Crowder to the ground tho

Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 8:15 PM

Mitchell falls down more than curry
Posted by TEXANalytics on May 6, 2018 | 8:25 PM

Wow, any Jazz basket is like they won the finals.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:48 PM

THEY CUT THE DEFICIT TO 14!!!!!!
GET THE PARADE READY!!!!

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Well, it’s a loyal crowd, I’ll give them that.
Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 8:51 PM


Let’s have a strong 4th Rockets
No need to go back to that place.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 8:50 PM

Wtf ingles is shoving people all over the place
Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 8:58 PM

Ingles is basically diet Ginobili.
Posted by CP3Clutch on May 6, 2018 | 8:58 PM

man the jazz are really trying to flop tonight all game.
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:00 PM

This is unwatchable
The NBA should be ashamed of this disgrace of officiating going on here

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 9:03 PM

HARDEN IS KILLING US
Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 9:07 PM

If Harden could get the whistles they were giving Mitchell tonight, he’d
have 15 more points.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Harden is detrimental thus far
Posted by tunatango on May 6, 2018 | 9:08 PM

Harden if you’re not gonna move two feet during the entire possession why are you even out there?
Posted by chriscjackson on May 6, 2018 | 9:09 PM

Man, this crowd is loud as hell.
Posted by KLP713 on May 6, 2018 | 9:10 PM

It’s the last time they’ll get
to cheer for their team this season.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:11 PM


Capela OWNS Gobert!!!!! LOL!!
Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:21 PM

A Message To You, Rudy
Capela is Better.

Posted by Xiane on May 6, 2018 | 9:23 PM

He is.
He is 100% Rudy Gobert’s father.

Posted by eastman88 on May 6, 2018 | 9:26 PM

Literally all this Neto kid does
is flop.

Posted by Bobbythegreat on May 6, 2018 | 9:23 PM

Capela OWNS the JAZZ
Posted by Michael 2k on May 6, 2018 | 9:25 PM

My God ingles is such a bitch!!!!
They had the refs on their side and still could sniff a win

Posted by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 6, 2018 | 9:25 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

tonypearcern
Sister Wives getting fucked again tonight

WhoBeCreepin
Last home game of the season for the Jazz. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO ROCKETS!

Sodium_Chloride09
ready to crush mormon souls

memeteam5
My erection from last game hasn’t gone down yet

nonetimeaccount
32% from mitchell? that’s westbrook levels of good. we better watch out, he might steal mvp.

matts290
Rudy Gay Bear

pythagoras_gonzalez
Our shot blocker is better then your shot blocker

ThornGodOfPricks
First Rubio now the guy starting for Rubio, man I hate injuries. I want to win, but I want to win against a team at full strength.

ManShutUp
SWEEP THE LEG JAMES NO MERCY COBRA KAI

IHaveNussingToSay
Confirmed refs have swallowed whistles

ManShutUp
Jae Crowder is such a bitch

IHaveNussingToSay
With the way exum closes out, I wouldn’t be surprised if he “accidentally” lands in harden’s landing space. He looks like a dirty player

lilpaki
Looks like Utah is more concerned with changing their court design than their game plan


Catch_These_Hands94
How about guarding exum. Jesus Christ

jm_v
Still not guarding Ingles I see

Briand2714
GUARD INGLES FFS

TokubetsuHabu
Literally the worst person to leave open on their team is Ingles and we do it nearly every time he gets the ball like he’s fucking Andre Roberson

kittymonster99
Rick Rubio reminds me of Latka from Taxi

LordCarlos23
Fuck Jae

Rologames
Quinn Snider looks like General Palpatine mid transition to Darth Sidious.

LordCarlos23
Exum is a bum

GrandWizardN3W4H
Exum has had a lot of injuries deter his career, his style of play is going to get turn him into Derrick Rose fast if he ain’t careful

LordCarlos23
Exum is one of the worst bust ever

Catch_These_Hands94
This fucking ridiculous. Can’t stop exum of all people from driving

gmann2k10
Exum getting too confident. He needs another ball to the face

jm_v
Jazz will complain about anything


IHaveNussingToSat
Head ass horse boy slaps harden’s head and complains lmao

Rologames
Lmao Jazz fans really that angry? He clearly hit his head

Next_Episode
lmao, wow Utah fans are pretty uneducated in the states only sport. sad

ZeroMaverickHOU
Making dinner, pacing my kitchen, singing: “Fuck you Utah, Fuck you mormons,”

Lotus_
What an ugly looking city. lmao.

L81ics
Mormons never were great city planners or architects

IHaveNussingToSay
Jerebko is a bitch

SheZowRaisedByWolves
JEREBKO LOOK LIKE MALFOY

gmann2k10
Fuck Jerebko

jm_v
FUCK JAE

CozySlum
I don’t know why I have such an irrational hatred of Ingles. Maybe it’s because he looks like he eats room temperature mayo out of a jar with a spoon and chases it down with a handle of cheap whiskey before game time?

Lotus_
damn, let him live.

Next_Episode
horrible logo, horrible color scheme and you have to root for toby flenderson.
id be mad too

LordCarlos23
Damn, Hayward took the cute dancers with him. Last year they were pretty hot.


j1h15233
The Capela or Gobert argument is definitely over now right?

kevo1001
Sweet capela makes dis straight man wanna bang a fella.

ceremonial_ass
Heaven is a place where a video of Ingles missing a wide open layup plays on repeat

ThornGodOfPricks
Oh my God seriously refs, eat a dick

Cheesytacos123
Can’t get a single fucking call what the fuck?

TheBeardedOne123
Man the refs have been completely in favor of the jazz this quarter. But we are still up 10….

Sabinr13
Fuck these fucking flops bro

CozySlum
WTF is up with all this goddamn flopping?

nonetimeaccount
JAZZ FANS, HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THIS KIND OF BASKETBALL? THIS IS SO AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME. DISGUSTING.

fourchainz__
Lmao Utah fans built different fam, absolutely repulsive

-fearthebeard-
Lmao jazz fans all look like weebs

Lotus_
Dont disrepect weebs like that, at least they have some respect for themselves. loooool.

Matterak
I love it when the Jazz fans go nuts, like they’re ahead, when they’re still down by nine…

Capeladirk2654
Those damn Mormons, rebelling by going to a basketball game on Sunday


KatKat23421
I don’t think PJ meant to do that.

Next_Episode
its just an eye, you have 2 of them….why are they bitching so much?

kittymonster99
you just got Jingled

chandlerw88
No need to look at this. Complete accident

IHaveNussingToSay
RIP ingles, that sniper truly got him…

MeagerCycle
The jazz should win an oscar with all this great acting tonight

kittymonster99
white man gets slapped & the whole state goes bezerk

Lotus_
Facts.

j1h15233
If that’s a flagrant, Gobert should be suspended

HookEmHorns16
Truth

htown_bro
Grazed his face, pussy.

xyz_shadow
The state of Utah will unironically defend the Scranton Strangler

Next_Episode
HA HA HA FUCK YOU TOBY YOU ONE EYED BITCH

TexansHoeBoy
HAHA INGLES IS BLIND

TokubetsuHabu
Now Utah is going to get every call from here on out. Be prepared guys

MeagerCycle
Rockets vs. Refs next on TNT


prominx
That guy in the blazer has 6 wifes and I can’t figure out how he can afford to go the the game with floor seats.

Youdidntmemetoo
jazz fans a bunch of fat ugly fucks

mzbutterzworth
Jazz fans make me want to die lol. Ew.

mothersuckel
If you lived in Utah you would still want to die

armanigracia
Wow Mitchell is fucking good. He’s gonna be a great one. Much respect.

L81ics
hope he gets out of utah tbh.

IHaveNussingToSay
Clint, put this cuttlefish looking rookie in his place

Rologames
I’m going to be pretty sad if Mitchell doesn’t win ROTY. He deserves it

DeerOnTheRocks
Mormon refs Confirmed

CozySlum
These refs are blatantly fucking us.

MeagerCycle
These refs blow so hard they make the porn industry look bad

LordCarlos23
We playing around with these Jizz

TexansHoeBoy
Hey that’s gay

TokubetsuHabu
Fuck Toby Flenderson


PreacherOfPositivity
The Jazz have one of the top two ugliest color schemes/courts in the league. God it’s so boring.

TokubetsuHabu
I can’t even imagine how much I would hate the Jazz if they didn’t have Mitchell.

Lotus_
Same, hes the only person I tolerate.

jbags5
I like Quin and Toby Flenderson too. I liked em a lot vs OKC and I’m sure I’d like em a lot if they were playing GS right now.

TokubetsuHabu
Mitchell is the only redeeming quality about the Jazz. I have respect for Snyder too but that’s really it. I can’t stand their fans or the rest of the org.

Cheesytacos123
Snyder looks like a movie villain

Twistit1
Why aren’t we getting any fucking calls

IHaveNussingToSay
The refs are actually turning a blind eye to the Jazz defense

egr281
Harden is really doing his best to lose this game, dude has no sense of urgency whatsoever.

IHaveNussingToSay
FUCK YOU LANKY ASS BAGUETTE

iAmJimmyHoffa
i wonder how much Utah spent to pay off these refs and we’re still fucking winning lmao

TokubetsuHabu
Everyone on the Jazz besides Mitchell flops

MeagerCycle
Dude Gobert is a bitch, flops on every play


CozySlum
Someone called Exum’s being like Rose earlier. I don’t wanna see anyone get injured but his play style is suicidal.

GrandWizardN3W4H
Just a matter of time with Exum, no idea why someone with his injury history maintains such a risky play style

TokubetsuHabu
Gobert is human garbage. Wacky inflatable arm man mother fucker

egr281
Damn their coach looks like a raging cokehead lol

Twistit1
In college he used to do cocaine and fuck players GFs lol

lovetape
Utah is a beautiful state that is ruined by the people

TokubetsuHabu
Exactly. They don’t deserve that all of that beautiful land

nonetimeaccount
SNYDER’S HAIR IS A MESS. GAME OVER.

chandlerw88
I fully expect Snyder to take time off during a season to attend rehab.

MeagerCycle
The jazz play very hard but they just don’t have the talent yet

KatKat23421
A fan just got ejected

Lotus_
LMAO. Really?! What did he do?

kittymonster99
probably talkin trash. oh, and being black


TimelyCandy
I wish that Ryno was more like Ingles

Texxas_Cowboy
CP3 want that WCF like a Utah man wants another wife

MeagerCycle
Utah fans are some of the worst fans on the planet

azr0021
Imagine thinking that Ricky Rubio would actually make a difference in this series.

ceremonial_ass
At least Quinn Snyder will have a job playing movie villains when he retires

Sabinr13
Bruh, Snyder looks like the foster parent form Like Mike

kittymonster99
how much adderall is jazz coach on

KidProd2335
Not gonna lie Snyder looking kinda spooky

falsealarmm
The Jazz is completely lost without Mitchell.

MeagerCycle
Ingles is such a terrible player

IHaveNussingToSay
Neto pls stop

L81ics
flopmaster neto tryin it.

j3i
dirty move by Neto

IHaveNussingToSay
HELL YEAH CC, PUT THIS GODDAMN CUTTLEFISH ROOK IN HIS PLACE

timeisawasteofmoney
the jazz are actually going to hurt themselves with these outrageous full-body fall on the floor flops


IveAlreadyWon
Who’s in Utah, and feels like murdering a ref or three tonight?

Rologames
Jazz better lock the secret door after this game

Sabinr13
So Mitchell bucks up to Capela but he gets a tech??

L81ics
Utah is scared of foreigners

Catch_These_Hands94
Harden is losing us this game. Unbelievable

IHaveNussingToSay
Harden you fucking tit

j3i
Harden is single handedly bringing the Jazz back in this game right now.

IHaveNussingToSay
The lack of strippers in Utah is killing harden, the only logical explanation

Chrispytoast123
“we need stops”
10/10 coaching Jazz

chow-time
CAPELAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TokubetsuHabu
Clint has got these Utah fans so sad hahahaha

SheZowRaisedByWolves
Mitchell can literally not stop playing like garbage.

thomas_kneeland
Gobert is soft

TheHeardTheorem
I’ll say it again….Gobert is soft AF!

Cat-Like-reflexes
I literally think every black person in the State of Utah is on the court right now…

ModernContemporary
I want more boos from the fans. Their tears are delicious!

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