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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets (Game 3): Opponent Game Thread Highlights

May 5, 2018
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FYI I’ve been told the second half of the game thread often doesn’t show up when viewing these posts in the Twitter app’s reader mode.

Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: The Dream Shake.

Mitchell Game Blouses’d us last game. We must make him pay.
by KLP713 on May 4, 2018 | 9:39 PM

Shirts that say
“We are Utah” are likely to elicit responses that they don’t intend. “Whoopty fuck” or “I’m sorry” come to mind.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 9:40 PM

Here’s comes another fan base booing Harden for no reason
by TEXANalytics on May 4, 2018 | 9:42 PM

lol pathetic fans booing like worthless human beings
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:42 PM

anytime fans do that
they are just openly admitting that they are pathetic

by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:44 PM

Watch how much Jingles pushes off. Its kind of amazing.
by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 9:43 PM

HOLY SHIT!
Finally a 3 second call on Gobert. Should have been about a dozen of them last game.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 9:49 PM

haha wow their fans really are THAT stupid
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 9:49 PM

Clear charge on MItchell
Shut up, Jazz fans.

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 9:52 PM

dante exema doesnt look very good today
harden making him look stupid

by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 10:00 PM

I love everything about micthell except his shot selection
by Michael 2k on May 4, 2018 | 10:02 PM

Are you kidding me?
Alec Burks can’t even crack the rotation and then becomes a goddamn allstar against us?

by ehburrus on May 4, 2018 | 10:05 PM


Crowder is signed for under 7 million.
How much do you think it would take to get Utah to trade him to us? Ariza, a first and a second?
He just would fit exactly what we do so well.

by AlDe2356 on May 4, 2018 | 10:06 PM

Burks is balling
For the jazz

by KrisD on May 4, 2018 | 10:12 PM

I’ve never seen a more out of control looking player make more shots.
His three form is appalling, but it goes in.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 10:14 PM

Exum is bad and he’s finally playing like it, unlike in the last game
by BrianHoyerHOF on May 4, 2018 | 10:13 PM

Why boo that?
It was clearly a foul.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:13 PM

i mean, it’s jazz fans
they dont even know they are at a basketball game

by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 10:14 PM

It’s Utah.
There’s probably not much else they can do. I mean, what all is there in Utah?

by The Boyce on May 4, 2018 | 10:15 PM

I hear they have
good skiing some of the year.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:15 PM

That’s Colorado.
by The Boyce on May 4, 2018 | 10:16 PM

So is O’Neale the random player we’re gonna let go off on us today?
by BrianHoyerHOF on May 4, 2018 | 10:27 PM

It was a cute little run by Utah
while it lasted

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM


Joe ingles might be one of the biggest floppers in the league
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Could we call one of Ingles infinite pushoffs? One?
by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 10:32 PM

Take Note Jazz!!
Down 30

by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 10:38 PM

I’ll be really disappointed if the Rockets
come out content and let the Jazz get back in it. They need to send a message, this needs to be a 40 point win.

by Bobbythegreat on May 4, 2018 | 10:49 PM

Lol Gobert can’t score on Capela
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 10:58 PM

holy crap james head hit the ground hard. how is he standing
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:09 PM

That’s twice Gobert has wildly swung and hit Harden in this series
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:11 PM

That will be reviewed
and I bet a post game flagrant awarded. Oh yeah it’s Harden..ruled as common.

by tunatango on May 4, 2018 | 11:10 PM

Getting tired of Gobert’s bullshit.
So the Neto Dribble Directly Into Defender and Fling Yourself Back While Shooting play is officially a thing.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:17 PM

lol refs trying get this game close
by WattYouTalknBoutWillis on May 4, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Very, very bullshit calls.
by KLP713 on May 4, 2018 | 11:20 PM

Is Neto the same player as JJ Berea?
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:25 PM

Not the shooter
by Michael 2k on May 4, 2018 | 11:32 PM

I was referring only to the level of assholeness
by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:42 PM


Refs tried so hard!
BOOOOOOO! JAZZ SUCKS!

by hundred cs on May 4, 2018 | 11:23 PM

Fuck you Gobert.
I’m liking you less every second

by eastman88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:30 PM

Doesnt ingles know white guys cant step back.
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:32 PM

Go away John Stockton.
Stay away.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:40 PM

God, please not Jerry Sloan.
Ugh. Revolting.
The price for blowing out the Jazz is hearing from “Jazz Legends”.

by Xiane on May 4, 2018 | 11:42 PM

LOL papa Stockton not impressed by his son’s garbage time bucket lol.
He’s like “back in my day i was on the dream team- Kids these days”

by eastman88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:47 PM

They are cheering like NCAA fans do when a walk-on scores
LoL at Legacy players.

by Orange88 on May 4, 2018 | 11:47 PM

Gotta hand it to the Vivant crowd…
they managed a slight erection down …twenty something.

by chuckiepoo on May 4, 2018 | 11:48 PM

well we easily survived game 1 at the first church of salt lake
by martymouse on May 4, 2018 | 11:51 PM


Today’s Opponent Game Thread Host: Houston Rockets Reddit.

y666
We are clutch city. We play best when people don’t expect us to. Rockets in 5.

TheHeardTheorem
I usually have some sort of feel or expectation for how I think a game is going to go for the Rockets. The only thing that I’m 100% certain of for tonight’s game is that Jazz fans will struggle to clap and chant in rhythm.

something322
I dont see the Rockets beating a Jazz team led by Quin Snyder, a man with a 165 IQ

optimuspoopprime
All seats full at tip off. Something they do better then us

KatKat23421
It’s Utah.
There’s nothing else to do there.

DrRenovation
Toyota Center does not sound like this at the beginning of games

etrecorde
Im a homer but THAT is what a home crowd is supposed to look like. Alright

AShiftInOrbit
Crowd makes me jealous.

Karbonyte
man FUCK ingles

nonetimeaccount
REALLY? AN INGLES OPEN 3 ON THE FIRST PLAY? DID WE LEARN NOTHING?

KatKat23421
Those unis hurt my eyes.

–Brad
Lord Athreeza

nonetimeaccount
THE MORMONS WILL LEARN OF THE ONE TRUE LORD


newshoes46
We need to go up by 25 to shut the crowd up. Never let sounds emit from them again.

I-Dine-With-H-Tine
We looking good :)

trecorde
Quin Snyder or Patrick Bateman? Porquenolosdos

BigDummy666
UTAH IS A BUNCH OF COLOR COORDINATED WEENIES 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

lilpaki
Who has more turnovers? The Utah Jazz or a Turnover factory?!
I know the joke sucks but fuck the Jazz anyway

CozySlum
Fuck Ingle’s soccer mom looking bitch ass.

bellsofwar3
I’m still chuckling at all those people that thought the jazz had a chance.

faiosa
I once heard this crazy rumor that Utah has a great crowd. Haha

ZeroMaverickHOU
YO, fuck you Utah lmao

fishingforchips
Utah, you friccin morons

ASpendsKarmaOnHookers
Mormons where yall at??


pythagoras_gonzalez
I think having Utah fans in red shirts was a great idea

doublehouston
Agreed. I thought we bought out a section

Nugget300O
Those Utah jerseys and court are stupid

Nugget300O
What are they trying to do forecast the sunset to there season

Bossblakay_47
This doesn’t look like DWade from 2006 Mitchell…

nonetimeaccount
HOW IS JAE CROWDER SHOOTING LIKE THIS? IS HE AWARE OF HIS CAREER %S?

cronidollas
Their crowd is loud as shit considering they are down by 20

prominx
Their crowd is much louder then ours

Deviuz
it’s fucking embarassing, their team is down 17 but they’re screaming like they’re up 20. i wish our crowd showed that kind of passion.

StraightoutaBrompton
I hate them and all, but I’m really fond of the new color scheme as well as the court design. Now if they could pick a nickname to match and give New Orleans their cultural heritage back. I don’t know why I feel so strongly about a nickname, but it offends me.

HookEmHorns16
I’m with you. NOLA rightfully deserves the Jazz name.

MugiMartin
And after the first quarter, the Rockets are off to a great start against the Utah Suns.


MugiMartin
And after the first quarter, the Rockets are off to a great start against the Utah Suns.

provethatiexist
Capela straight embarrassing them boys

trecorde
Girlbert who?!

ManShutUp
Feels good to smash the Jazz again. I forgot how nice it was to crush Stockton and Malone’s dreams on the way to the two chips.

DodgerFntic94
Watching Capela block both Favors and Gobert is giving me a raging hard on as a Thunder fan considering our paint protectors were garbage

tre903
Not even a rockets fan but i’m getting hype af, fuck the jazz and their bitch ass crowd

LorcasOFFICIAL
Lmao Mormons

IHaveNussingToSay
REFS ALREADY BAILING OUT THE JAZZ

CozySlum
Lol a guy named Jonas would play for the Jazz.

jsting
We are taking them behind the woodshed and whipping the fuck out of the jazz

-fearthebeard-
I didn’t see a single person of color in the stand lmao

L1ghtf1ghter
JustUtahThings


realstekcor
damn these mormons loud af. wish our crowd rocked like this.

LorcasOFFICIAL
Why the fuck is utah louder than Houston was?

IveAlreadyWon
Basketball is literally the only thing Utah lives for. Their shithole state, and shithole people have nothing else.

tugboatDTD
Eh, skiing, beautiful landscapes, and polygamy are all pretty neat.

DreamMoverAndShaker
Honestly fuck the entire state of Utah.

LorcasOFFICIAL
Utah, aka the most irrelevant state in the US.

H-townwx91
Bruhh Utah is the whitest arena I’ve ever seen lol

IHaveNussingToSay
REFS ARE MORMONS CONFIRMED

CozySlum
Fuck these refs!

LorcasOFFICIAL
FUCK. THE. REFS. MIGHT AS WELL REVIVE HELLEN KELLER AND HIRE HER

CozySlum
Ingles you soft spaghetti dicked bitch!

tugboatDTD
Fuck joe ingles

Lotus_
I thought game two was bad, this game is looking like its the worse reffed this series.


LorcasOFFICIAL
How the fuck does jae crowder wash that nasty ass mono dread

Cheesytacos123
You don’t wash dreads…

CapelaThunderfin
Lol, Gobert’s haircut is so stupid.

CozySlum
He looks like a stretched out lego person.

CozySlum
He needs to stop going to Ingles’ barber.

nonetimeaccount
LET’S GET NECROPHILIAC IN HERE AND KEEP FUCKING THEIR DEAD BODIES

L1ghtf1ghter
THE ROCKETS ARE UP BY 30 POINTS.

IveAlreadyWon
70 point halfffff

CozySlum
Joe Ingles with his warm milk drinking ass!

pythagoras_gonzalez
Turnovers ain’t kill Utah, WE killing Utah

bellsofwar3
Mitchell is good but man is that guy overhyped.

Ricochet142
I’d like to thank the Jazz for dressing and playing like the Suns

Rocketsel_monstruo
They said the Rockets got Jingled. The Jazz getting Pringled boys!


SpendsKarmaOnHookers
Try spotting a colored fan in the Utah crowd. I literally can’t find more than one and he was wearing a Rockets jersey.

CozySlum
Jazz should trade us uniforms. They’re too shitty to be wearing flames!

bellsofwar3
Capela is killing Gobert. Did France invade Switzerland or something?

Lotus_
Guys its almost half way through the 3rd and they havnt scored 50 yet. LOOOOL.

juanschwartz
Anybody called the Salt Lake City PD to report the rape on live television?

animal_backwards
Gobert is dirty af

TheHeardTheorem
We need to relentlessly boo the ever living fuck out of the Stifle Coward in Game 5

IHaveNussingToSay
You can boo all you like jazz fans, but you’ll wake up tomorrow and still be Mormon

prominx
Don’t they get like 72 virgins or some shit

trecorde
Jinglesballs looks like any old plumber in the crowd

kittymonster99
Jazz fans cheering right now is akin to a mom applauding their kid making poopy.


Cheesytacos123
LOL look at all these sad Utah fans.

Lotus_
Why are they wearing our colors though?

pythagoras_gonzalez
They know the winning side when they see one

doublehouston
I laughed my ass off when I saw the tequila sunrise. You knew it was game over.

LOOK_AT_IT
STOCKTON LOOKING SAD MAKES ME HAPPY AS FUCK

HookEmHorns
Knowing Jordan mushroom stamped them makes me even more happy.

IveAlreadyWon
Interesting fact. John Stockton & Dr34m have a combined 2 Championship rings.

bellsofwar3
Lead is 27. Not liking this.

nonetimeaccount
O’NEALE REMEMBERED HE WAS GARBAGE

emand7
Tbh those jazz fans are louder than us even when down 30

IHaveNussingToSay
Someone please take gobert’s ankles

nonetimeaccount
WITH 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE 4TH QUARTER THE JAZZ HAVE FINALLY TOPPED OUR HALFTIME SCORE

]LOOK_AT_IT
Congrats to the Jazz for hitting the Rockets halftime score in the 4th quarter!


KatKat23421
The shape of the state of Utah is weird.

DeerOnTheRocks
It’s the shape of a toilet

Lotus_
Cause its where shit lives.

theep3
I know I commented about him last game but Neto kinda cute no homo, can I say that? Is it allowed?

SpendsKarmaOnHookers
If there was one dude I would bang in the nba it’d be Rubio no homo

rolandoftheendless
It’s been bothering me all series but…these /r/nba rockets and jazz fans are acting like were friendly and this is a cool matchup. I want our starters to stay in so long we win by 100 and take custody of Stocktons kids and his wife leaves him for The Dreams butler

lurgar
FUCK JOHN STOCKTON

HookEmHorns16
Didn’t he used to wipe the side of his face during free throws to say hi to his daughters?

LOOK_AT_IT
Hey Stockton – remember all those rings you won?

Lotus_
UGH. SLOAN.

pythagoras_gonzalez
Fuck Coach Sloan too, that guy really sucked

theep3
God David Stockton has a baby face he looks just like his dad

DeerOnTheRocks
RYNO!!!! It’s ova!!!!

IHaveNussingToSay
Well, they pulled it back to 21. May as well chalk it up as a loss boys…

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