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Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 23, 2017
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Posting and Toasting.

they’re still playing these things?
Posted by John Stark on Mar 22, 2017 | 9:33 PM

I can’t stop watching!!! What’s wrong with me?!?!
Posted by StraightOutofComptonandSelfEsteem on Mar 22, 2017 | 9:43 PM

we’re all masochists
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:21 PM

please don’t defend hood and gobert
Need points for fantasy playoffs.

Posted by Du30 on Mar 22, 2017 | 9:56 PM

Why do so many bad teams have to lose when the Knicks are trying to out lose them?
Stop losing! Show some pride and let the Knicks catch up to your losing ways!!!

Posted by Kristropolis on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:05 PM

So…
KP at C again?
Can somebody whack Horny’s head?

Posted by xobserverx on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:30 PM

horny is the nintendo switch to jackson
Posted by normanhathaway on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:36 PM

No.
Phil’s wisdom “injection” lasts about one (or one and half) game.
After this period Horny falls back to his trade mark dumbness.

Posted by xobserverx on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:40 PM

WE STILL WANT TO WIN GAMES BOYS
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:40 PM

fucking horny wisdom
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:41 PM


Don’t you dare win this knicks.
Posted by Du30 on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:47 PM

I have faith we’ll lose this
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 10:58 PM

Why are we getting a normal whistle tonight?
What the fuck is this?

Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:11 PM

im 100% sure you have been right all along
Ingles is Quinn Snyder’s weed connect. thats the only explanation

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:20 PM

explanation for what? Ingles has been freaking great for us.
Unless your talking about the way Snyder and Ingles look? If so then yup. Maybe coke.

Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:24 PM

ingles has been great this year
it was more about how he miraculously lasted this long

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:36 PM

I love these refs. They’re calling a ton of shooting fouls in favor of the knicks
Posted by Rookie of the Year on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:15 PM


where the fuck is Donny?
Posted by felinequickness on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:14 PM

debating if I need to run to the liquor store at halftime.
I swear to god Lyles will be the death of my liver.

Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:16 PM

the answer to that debate is always yes
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:17 PM

On the other hand we have more gin than I initially thought.
Fuck it. Store tomorrow, gin & tonic tonight.

Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:19 PM

sorry but gin and tonic is fucking disgusting
mix that shit with something else

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:19 PM

excuse me? I will “mix that shit” with some ice and a lime.
gin and tonics is one of the best goddamn drinks out their.

Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:22 PM

Gobert’s hair design looks fucking stupid
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:21 PM

I kinda like it
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:22 PM

dude wtf?
you like that and you hate gin and tonics??? you’re lucky you’re on team Tucker

Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:22 PM

are you my 50 year old mom?
who tf drinks gin and tonic?

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:24 PM

classy motherfuckers. And people who need protection from malaria.
Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:25 PM

is your 50 year old mom a slightly pudgy Indian man with a hairy chest and supple manboobs?
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:25 PM

… I plead the 5th
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:26 PM


Let’s go Jazz!
Posted by Kristropolis on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:25 PM

WHY ARE WE WINNING
Posted by abe88 on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:31 PM

We’ll always be the best at not making any fucking sense
Posted by abe88 on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:35 PM

Stifle Tower save us from ourselves pls
Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:31 PM

Derrick Rose being human garbage juice still paying off for us
the deep tank

Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:33 PM

Gobert’s head is distinctly French
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:35 PM

I’m amazed we’re still leading with how much amazingly dumb shit KOQ has done
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:37 PM

not for long
Gobert about to impregnate our face with french babies

Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:38 PM

Not the worst life, tbh
Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:54 PM

Why is George Hill’s skin so taut on his face
Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:40 PM

Gobert is a good body type goal for KP
i dont want KP beefy, but Rudy’s got dem cutzzz

Posted by felinequickness on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:41 PM


aight well ima chill here and watch the West Wing instead
godspeed to our mechanized war machine

Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:50 PM

i like that you accused me of being a 50 year old mom
fuck outta here

Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:51 PM

Wow, what a reception for Jeff Hornacek. Huge fan favorite here in Utah.
— Jonah Ballow (@jonahballow) March 23, 2017

Posted by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:50 PM

Lol why are you surprised by that?
I’d happily trade coaches with them though!

Posted by Muruju on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:51 PM

not sure we want a rumored former coke addict coaching in New York
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 22, 2017 | 11:52 PM

heywood is trash
Posted by jacoop on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:02 AM

Do the Jazz suck?
Posted by Kristropolis on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:02 AM

Gobert is basically KP’s older Black half-brother
Just sonning him

Posted by Muruju on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:05 AM

Utah is picking a bad game to be trash
what is with this perimeter shooting

Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:07 AM

Jesus KP…
Gobert is destroying you in every possible way right now.

Posted by StraightOutofComptonandSelfEsteem on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:35 AM


Gobert has 9 offensive rebounds lmao
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:42 AM

Knicks have 8
Posted by Kristropolis on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:43 AM

WE COMING FOR THOSE PING PONG BALLS!!!!
Posted by Kristropolis on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:44 AM

just slack through it Derrick
tank is strong

Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:45 AM

Utah fans are like a whole other level of white
Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:45 AM

white+
Posted by normanhathaway on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:46 AM

For a second I thought I saw a black guy in the front row, then realized it was an assistant coach really far down the bench.
Posted by Frodo BaZuccggins on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:46 AM

Dude in the brown suit, right?
Thought the same thing

Posted by Dunkin’ Idahoe on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:47 AM

Yeeeepp
Posted by Frodo BaZuccggins on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:58 AM


Smiling Melo in 4Q…
it’s L.

Posted by xobserverx on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:46 AM

Gobert is pooping all over the Knicks faces.
Posted by StraightOutofComptonandSelfEsteem on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:45 AM

Hornacek can fuck off
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:50 AM

Dont forget Phil man
Posted by $100M Contract on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:53 AM

sure, but this is a game thread so idk what Phil has to do with Hornacek doling out minutes like a fucking dickwad
Posted by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Mar 23, 2017 | 12:53 AM

good fake close L, Knicks
Posted by Willy Hernangorgeous Stole My Heart on Mar 23, 2017 | 1:00 AM

niiiiiiiice
Posted by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Mar 23, 2017 | 1:01 AM

NBA should penalize the Magic for tanking
Posted by LegionofBlue14 on Mar 23, 2017 | 1:03 AM

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