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Utah Jazz at Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 26, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

All aboard!
Next stop 1-0, last stop some time mid-June!

Posted by cookieman314 on Oct 25, 2016 | 6:08 PM

2016-2017 Trail Blazers: Great Team, or Greatest Team?
Posted by ozqb3 on Oct 25, 2016 | 6:27 PM

I’m gonna cry myself to sleep if we lose just fyi
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 6:43 PM

Some lady from Utah just OurTimed me, what are the odds.
Maybe she likes basketball.

Posted by heybabydrinkyourmilk on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:03 PM

What’s OurTime?
Posted by occassia on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:07 PM

Swinging couples BDSM site
Posted by Mortimer on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:08 PM

Dating site for old people.
Posted by squeeky on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:08 PM

Watch it, buster.
“Vintage” is acceptable.

Posted by occassia on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:10 PM

Decrepit?
Posted by squeeky on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:12 PM


Snyder still looking like he’s trying to take over Gotham or something foolish
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:07 PM

George Hill has got some serious shoulders.
Posted by squeeky on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:19 PM

And Lillard can’t get the same calls that superstar George Hill gets
Posted by Lassiie on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:19 PM

Well…the Jazz have to miss soon, right?
Posted by SlickRick1987 on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:22 PM

Quin Snyder’s gameface is in mid-season form, it seems.
Posted by djrick on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:24 PM

I have the unsettling feeling that a full strength Jazz team could absolutely starch us
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:32 PM

Vonleh is looking…good?
Posted by Bib Fortuna on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:43 PM

he was always cutest boy 2 the max and now the game matches!
Posted by Mortimer on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:45 PM

Hood’s a sneaky good defender
Posted by Darn you, darn you to heck! on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:54 PM

Hood is a straight up baller
Posted by Darn you, darn you to heck! on Oct 25, 2016 | 7:57 PM

I check for Rudy Gobert in my closet every night
Posted by Darn you, darn you to heck! on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:00 PM


The Jazz defense is so desperate it should have its own lapel pin.
Posted by heybabydrinkyourmilk on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:09 PM

I haven’t noticed the crowd much tonight
Do I just need to turn the volume up or is it a subdued opening night?

Posted by mrsbro on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:10 PM

They’re having a prolonged moment of silence for the destruction of Gobert’s defensive rating
Posted by Mortimer on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:10 PM

Jazz announcers homerism is borderline unbearable
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:10 PM

I didn’t mind them at the start, but my lord they’re biased. I’ve gone off them.
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:12 PM

I can’t take it any more, and it’s just half-time
Posted by Tim Mahedy on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:12 PM

I’ve always liked the Jazz announcers, for some reason
Posted by KingWes on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:14 PM

My wife (no basketballin in her at all) Just asked me
Why that tall guy (gobert) dont just spin his arms like a windmill the entire time rofl

Posted by Tim Fletch on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:11 PM

Anyone got Quin Snyders number
At this point, it just might work out better

Posted by Tim Fletch on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:15 PM

It’s a valid question.
Posted by KingWes on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:14 PM


I have a message for Jazz fans:
Diaw is old.

Posted by conspirator5 on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:34 PM

Did Joe Johnson get 10 years younger what the heck is going on?
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:35 PM

Joe Johnson is ridiculously strong.
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:35 PM

This quarter sucks
Posted by OfficerCosta on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:41 PM

We’re about to lose to the Jazz without their best players lol
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:41 PM

Can we just acknowledge how absolutely pathetic our defense is?
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:43 PM

Rodney Hood is making me mad.
Posted by conspirator5 on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:44 PM

Utah could throw it at the bleachers this quarter
…and the ball would turn around in the air and go in.

Posted by Asha_Walker on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:46 PM

If we can’t beat a depleted Jazz team we might as well clear house for draft picks and give up on the season
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:49 PM

BRING OUT THE TANK!!!!!!
Posted by Lassiie on Oct 25, 2016 | 8:50 PM


Really not a good sign if we lose to this depleted Jazz team
Posted by AUS2PDX on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:01 PM

Spearheaded by 45-year-old Joe Johnson.
Posted by Roy Wonder on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:03 PM

Please get rid of Hood for the rest of the game
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:03 PM

DAME IS THE GOBERTERMINATOR
Posted by Mortimer on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:04 PM

The everlasting Gobert Stopbert
Posted by djrick on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:05 PM

Joe Johnson is literally having the best game of his career what the heck is even happening right now
Posted by Need 4 Sheed on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:04 PM

Joe Johnson won’t go away.
Posted by PDXLink on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:05 PM

Can the Blazers
Possibly beat Joe Johnson?

Posted by Berkeley on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:08 PM

Ew, my opponent has Joe Johnson on his fantasy team…
Posted by LamarcusAldridgeMVP on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:08 PM

Joe Johnson the player we Can’t beat Lol
Posted by Waveblade on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:10 PM

Any Jazz possession that doesn’t go through Johnson is a gift for Portland.
Posted by Roy Wonder on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:11 PM


Diaw you too sloooow
Posted by B ruff on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:16 PM

He’s been playing at that pace forever.
He could play another ten years.

Posted by djrick on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:17 PM

Unless there’s an espresso nearby, he’s proceeding with leisure.
Posted by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:17 PM

Don’t forget soft ripened cheeses.
Posted by djrick on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:19 PM

Dame with 37!!
Posted by Anomaly81 on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:18 PM

DAGGER
Posted by Darn you, darn you to heck! on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:18 PM

DAM3GGER
Posted by conspirator5 on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:18 PM

came here to start an MVP chant
MVP! MVP! MVP!

Posted by so harkless on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:19 PM

HOW’S IT FEEL TO BE LOSERS, JAZZ
Posted by Mortimer on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Par for the course at this point for that team lol
Posted by Lassiie on Oct 25, 2016 | 9:28 PM

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  1. October 27, 2016 1:10 am

    screw portland

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