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Utah Jazz vs. Golden State Warriors: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 31, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Golden State of Mind.

this may sound stupid coz of where you are all from but pls realise im on the other side of the world… anyway, is Utah part of the US or Canada??
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:07 PM

USA
by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:08 PM

thanks, always been confused about that…
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:08 PM

Utah – land of the max 3% alcohol beer
is two states over from California

by DontcallmeIggy on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:10 PM

we’re almost certainly going to lose this game, so i hope the freakout in this thread is minimal
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:11 PM

Ugh…they are looking slow
This looks like a loss already. Hope they pick things up

by positiveuphemism on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:14 PM

it just feels like tonight is gonna be tough
by alisial3 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:24 PM

why does everyone keep saying this
seriously…Utah is really not that good

by DraymondGotThis on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:33 PM


damn @ Gobert
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:25 PM

Even with that last shot, Curryy looks awful, he just don’t seem to be the same player for some reason. Just don’t look like the MVP atm
by alisial3 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:33 PM

so neto gets that call but steph can’t
by reanasiaj on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:40 PM

they need to keep it close
by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:41 PM

Jazz can’t shoot for crap
by TortureOpp on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:45 PM

neither can we
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:46 PM

Jazz are getting looks, they just suck
by TortureOpp on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:47 PM

We’re lucky that the Jazz are unable to hit their shots
by ServantOfLuna on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:47 PM

Is this the team we are afraid of?
by fresh donutz on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:48 PM


Jazz are heating up
by El Shorts on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:51 PM

Jazz cheerleaders are really white
by belilaugh on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:54 PM

i noticed that… & really blonde…
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:55 PM

Mormons?
by toomuchfreetime on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:57 PM

would they let their children be cheerleaders tho??
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:58 PM

these Jazz commentators want to talk about EVERYTHING they can think of except the game they are fkn watching!!
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:55 PM

AK47 in da house
by fresh donutz on Mar 30, 2016 | 6:57 PM


Report from the Vivint men’s room
Looking at the names on the backs of the dudes at the urinals: 3 Currys, 1 Stockton, 1 Malone.
Loads of Warriors fans in the house.

by Euclidite on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:16 PM

here comes our heavy legs comes in 3rd q
by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:19 PM

Gotta love scheduled losses
good job NBA

by positiveuphemism on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:21 PM

If Utah is smart, they will accelerate the pace and run us into the ground
A low scoring game just means a good run and we can win it. They should try to blow us out right now.

by positiveuphemism on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:24 PM

but they are not!
by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:24 PM

bad coach
by positiveuphemism on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:26 PM

Why do we only have 2 FTAs?
by ServantOfLuna on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:34 PM

Mormons rarely foul
by QualityOverQuantity on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:35 PM


Talk about an absolute trash of a quarter
by DontcallmeIggy on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:49 PM

How is Utah this white.. Like everything that they do during timeouts and half time?
I mean add a little bit of ethnic flavor for God’s sake. I ain’t even talking about Urbanizing it completely but just a dash of flavor

by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:51 PM

i lived in slc for a year. it’s extremely white. like kinda shockingly white from someone who’s lived in california the other parts of his life
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:52 PM

I’ve lived in Central Missouri
That’s white white but NOT like this White.

by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:54 PM

it is really bizarre to see…
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 7:52 PM

COME THE F_CK ON UTAH! How do you fit the stereotype so well??
At least give Atlanta credit, they’re predominantly African American and mix it up so well.

by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:03 PM

Freaking Hayward
I hate you! and your smug face

by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:05 PM


gobert over the back no call
by reanasiaj on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:05 PM

how is that a foul on Steph?!?!
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:06 PM

Ok Gobert got foul?
but Curry was harrased by Gobert no foul

by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:06 PM

This is ridiculous
Game is fixed

by positiveuphemism on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:09 PM

literally everyone in utah expected that to be a foul on gobert, are you fucking kidding me?
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:09 PM

fuck off refs!!
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:10 PM

Refs hate us now
by ServantOfLuna on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:10 PM

Still no foul
by TortureOpp on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:11 PM


Pls make a shot for fucks sake
by Rabble Rouser on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:12 PM

we have played the dumbest fucking basketball we could possibly play
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:12 PM

Utah Jazz I will forever hate your team strictly due to your Announcers
by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:18 PM

god i hate utah
by andrewjpainter on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:20 PM

OT, just what they needed
by TortureOpp on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:28 PM

I’ll easily take Utah over Houston/Dallas/Portland in 1st round please
by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:29 PM

You want the hardest matchup because?
by Godric on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:30 PM

Hardest?
We’ve played one of the worst games of the year and we’re going to OT

by allen.saenz on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:31 PM

no thanks
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:31 PM


Fitz just had an orgasm over that Dray board
by DraymondGotThis on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:39 PM

I think even Matt Harpring did the same over that sequence.
by jv209 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:41 PM

green hammer!!!!! the dagger!!!!!!!!!! we’re gonna actually win this game lololololololololololol
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:40 PM

true warriors
by bogut on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:40 PM

Love this team
by chakdephatte on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:40 PM

Respect to Harpring for being so complimentary towards Draymond’s effort.
by jv209 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:41 PM

Dray smacked right in the face with no call
by DontcallmeIggy on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:43 PM

fuck these refs!! even in Rugby thats a foul!!
by James of Melbourne on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:44 PM

That is a flagrant
by mykelala01 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:44 PM

Shocking that they didn’t even bother to look at it
by cybermaldonado on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:45 PM


What effort on a second night of a B2B!
by dinohealth on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM

WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!
by TortureOpp on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM

We win, baby!
by ServantOfLuna on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM

WE WIN!
by Rabble Rouser on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM

what an amazing win
by AJC3317 on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:46 PM

Au revoir Utah you little pissants
by El Shorts on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:47 PM

Take that…Utah, land of Donny and Marie!
by maxdusty on Mar 30, 2016 | 8:48 PM

5 Comments leave one →
  1. bebop permalink
    March 31, 2016 2:48 pm

    There is no team that gets as much hate for its demographics as much as Utah. Be nice if they tried and varied the hate a bit

  2. Paul Johnson permalink
    March 31, 2016 9:14 pm

    I wonder how many of the fans commenting on the game thread about Utah being so white were also white.

  3. Kashif permalink
    March 31, 2016 11:47 pm

    I can’t wait for the Warriors to suck again.

  4. RedRockJazz permalink
    April 1, 2016 12:02 am

    Wow this was almost on Dream Shake levels of nonsense…just less swearing.

  5. April 1, 2016 11:46 pm

    These stallwarts wouldn’t say this stuff about pistons games, which are almost 100% african american….

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