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Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 30, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

goddamnit the utah feed
god…..damnit.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:06 PM

Matt Harpring…
You poor bastard

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:08 PM

50% of Gobbert’s shots are dunks. Holy fudge. Did I hear that right on the Wolves feed?
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:07 PM

9′ 7″ standing reach.
fuuuuuck
Is it an alley-oop if you don’t leave the ground?

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:14 PM

Gorgui you can’t challenge Gobert with your slow ass release.
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:14 PM

We took Gore over Rudy, right?
Fuck me.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:15 PM

Gobert looks like Tayshaun after being stung by 10000 bees
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:16 PM

Utah is good and will make the playoffs, but they are like a bit boring, no?
by criteriado on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:22 PM

What’s new?
It’s Utah.

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:23 PM


God, Hairwad
by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:26 PM

This is it. This is Hayward’s nickname from now on.

He and Snyder look like douchy frat brothers in some incarnation of the…
Revenge of the Nerds series.

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:29 PM

The Jazz seem like they will keep us in the game and then blow us out when our bench unit comes in the 3rd Q
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:27 PM

Oh, so you’re saying the Jazz are a professional basketball team?
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:28 PM

Yes
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:30 PM

Why is Pringles still in the league?
The NBA is becoming more and more a league for random Austrlian chillers

by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:41 PM

Hood so good
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:46 PM

Seats available in Salt Lake…
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:51 PM

Maybe the fans are all clubbing
by Joel Hernandez on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:52 PM


Joe Ingles will only ever play for Utah
So Utah

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:56 PM

If you casually found out that he’s never had sex
and went to a one room school house, would it even register as news?

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 8:59 PM

I’m definitely not buying a house from him
or installing a pool in his backyard.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:01 PM

I’ve been married 16 years…
and I’m never introducing LaVine to my wife.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:00 PM

LaVine: who’s that?
Me: Oh, that’s just my transvestite sister. You don’t want to know her.
.
.
.
Wife: who was that?
Me: No one.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:05 PM

What if a bullfrog mated with a big mouth bass?
God: are you serious? That’s funny.
Me: Yeah, then what?
God: Say no more.
.
.
.
Mike Miller.

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:13 PM


What’s with Derrick “31” Favors?
He’s on the Al Jefferson fitness plan.

by Rodman99 on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:21 PM

If I was an assistant I would drink two beers before every game and just have fun
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:26 PM

So you’re a Sidney Lowe bit account?
well done

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:27 PM

Sid likes ladies with long finger nails, not purplish hair.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:29 PM

There’s been so many bad reaches in this game
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:36 PM

It’s like an inexperienced porn movie.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:38 PM

Well, we are in Utah…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:39 PM

been there, right?
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:39 PM


Fuck.
We’re maybe better than the Lakers. Easily bottom 5 in the NBA.

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:50 PM

What if Hellboy nailed an albino catfish?
Mike Miller…

by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:54 PM

So, was Sam screaming at Bjelica on the sideline
5 minutes ago a contributor to the last few minutes of horror for Nemanja? Or had Bjelly been playing awful all along?

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:56 PM

Pretty awful all along but yes Sam’s yelling probably isn’t helping.
by SexyLexy3772 on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:57 PM

Shame, makes a man fake things over
Shame makes him lose and hard swallow
Shame sinks you there where games are shallow….

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:03 PM

That kind of poetry is probably not to Sammich’s taste…
Methinks he’s more of a “Once was a man from Nantucket…” aficionado.

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:07 PM

Who hadn’t the aim
To hit the bucket?

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:09 PM

The fans all grinned
as they wiped off their chins
Let’s trade……. and ……..it

by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:10 PM

He said with a scowl…
As he threw in the towel,
The Jazz have no system so FUCK IT!

by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:12 PM

A Jazzy team has shown us how
our system continues to s..k it.

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM


Trevor Booker’s having one of those annoyingly productive Trevor Booker games.
by mr. eggplant on Jan 29, 2016 | 9:57 PM

Did you guys notice that after LaVine slipped nobody helped him up? Rubio ran from the bench to help him.
by lincz on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:00 PM

Ricky knows as long as Zach is the back-up PG his job is secure.
Everybody else knows that if Zach is the back-up PG their numbers will suffer.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:01 PM

15 points to these scrubs is bullshit
by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:08 PM

Favors’ birthday is July 15 and his number is 15. Lame.
by Catalinawinemixer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:11 PM

wow, what a doosh
by RussianBeesnyestEenterest.com on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:11 PM

splash
Hayward’s shot is gorgeous

by WordSalad on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:13 PM

you mean hair, right?
by AverageJer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM

we should hire him as a shooting/hair care coach
by WordSalad on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:14 PM


Game.
by uncle rico on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:13 PM

Like every Jazz game ever this has turned in to a a brutal slog through a mile of shit.
Utah’s identity is to force the game into a cesspool.
Congrats.

by Caliwolf on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:17 PM

Burke with the “Fuck You” 3 there…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:24 PM

It’s cool that he misses us
by FreeDieng on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:25 PM

He just doesn’t miss AGAINST us…
by SoDakHammer on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:26 PM

fuck him
by DukeVanMarshall on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:27 PM

And this is the point where I look in the mirror and say why in the fuck do I waste my time with this team. This organization.
I could’ve been out with friends. Hugging babies. Meeting people. Living. Instead I decided as always to sit in and watch this shitshow unfold in the way all shitshows unfold, sloppy and disgusting. Years now. Of my life.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so when’s the next game?

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 29, 2016 | 10:28 PM

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