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Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 26, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

We’re the only team in the league
To have Gobert and Favors play in 100% of the games against us.
Teams are so afraid of us it’s hilarious.

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 8:58 PM

Go Pistons!
We should lose to Utah, because the Pistons traditionally lose to Utah.. It makes me hope that we might confound expectations again and beat them.

by jayod on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:09 PM

We’re playing in home white?
Very weird ..
Anyhow: great start!

by DennisGER on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:14 PM

Well, there goes our great start and early lead
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:17 PM

Favors and Gordon Hayward are some of my favorite non pistons
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:18 PM

The stifle tower is one of the best nicknames in sports
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:20 PM


0-5 for Hayward
Morris is an elite defender

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:28 PM

Drummond is so so so afraid of being fouled he nearly missed that layup
That really hurts his offense

by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:36 PM

I think he was more afraid of Gobert blocking him
Rightfully so, I’d say

by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:37 PM

Quin Snyder looks like he sucked on something super sour.
by IamPAP on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:47 PM

Dude looks almost evil
He could easily play a movie villain

by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:49 PM

Gobert is the new Hibbert
Hack’s a crap ton and gets away with it because he’s slothlike in everything he does. Give appearance he’s not shoving and grabbing and whacking a ton. Saw several fouls by him I think would have been called on Andre, admittedly because Andre’s not as good at hiding them.

by buzzardbeater on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:55 PM

kennedy hates detroit
the utah announcers think their team shits unicorns
and if any one of our players double techs out of the game I will cheer becqause this is bullshit.

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 9:58 PM

They’re boooing
but heyward leveled illy

by Makeithappen19 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:01 PM


What kind of animal is the Utah Jazz’s mascot?
by GTPWTW on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:02 PM

a furry?
by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:02 PM

Figures
Lot of sexually repressed mormons in the area

by GTPWTW on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:04 PM

you know after the game
it wont be burke or favors that get all the ladies asking for digits but that mascot and both men and women will be wanting to know how to get their yiff on with that utah star
(ps if a utah fan reads this lighten up i’m just kidding)

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:05 PM

i think maybe kennedy hates both of our teams
which will be good for us

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:09 PM


jazz announcers making me drowsy
by HaterWade on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:19 PM

Can’t tell the difference from far away between Ingles and Hayward
by HaterWade on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:29 PM

Gorbert’s pseudo-muttonchops are really bugging me for some reason
by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:30 PM

Rec’d for Gorbert
Much better name

by Christopher Daniels on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:31 PM

Dre needs an exorcism as soon the team gets back to Detroit
by Kudos on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:31 PM

I know Rudy Gobert isn’t known as an offensive center
But his facial hair sure is.

by RyanCaldwell on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:35 PM

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so
by bugman222 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:36 PM

Gobert startin to school our all star.
by buzzardbeater on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:35 PM

These Jazz announcers whine so much. It is so annoying.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:38 PM

Haha! The Utah announcers are hilarious. Every time there’s a foul they’re like, “What?! No, obviously the Utah player didn’t do anything wrong!” and then when they show the replay they’re like, “Ohhhh… I see…. well, I hope he doesn’t get fined for that because yeah, that was a big time foul….”
by garrettelliott on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:39 PM


Intentionally fouling Brandon Jennings instead of Andre Drummond is a perfect summary of Trey Burke’s career.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:57 PM

lmao, trey burke!
Wrong guy!

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

they look so similar
by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

They could be twins!
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

Lol, Trey Burke is so bad
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:54 PM

but TREY BURKE!!!
by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

AHAHAHAH
WRNOG GUY TREY what an idiot.

by bonerici on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:55 PM

This game would be a lot tougher if they had Neto
Burke has been terrible tonight.

by jayod on Jan 25, 2016 | 10:57 PM


Fuck off Rodney Hood
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:01 PM

Holy crap like every image of Quin Snyder makes him look insane
He’s a comic book villain.


by Yostradamus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:02 PM

Go away Rodney Hood
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:03 PM

Hayward clearly pushed marcus… lmao
refs

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:08 PM

These refs…
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:08 PM

Hayward with the offensive clear out. Nice.
by garrettelliott on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM

Hey refs start calling shit both ways please
by Kudos on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM

I love how the Jazz just push off on our defenders to get open.
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:09 PM


SMDH Dre…
by BigBensFro on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:13 PM

You are an embarrassment Andre
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:13 PM

Good fucking defense Andre. You fucking suck
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:14 PM

hey, look. cool. we’re throwing the game away. again.
by KianB on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:14 PM

This shouldnt even be a game
Right now

by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:20 PM

Lolz, we’re gonna lose
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:20 PM


I want a time machine
So I can see this team in 2018. Frustrating this year.

by Hypnowheel on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:23 PM

Fuck Hood
But damn that was a shot. Good D too.

by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

WTF WAS THAT? GOBERT LITERALLY PUSHED KCP TO THE FLOOR ON THAT 3?
BS.

by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

So fucked up
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM

Gobert is immune to the whistle.
by IamPAP on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:31 PM

Unbelievable
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

Fuck good
by Goose15 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

Go fuck yourself Hood
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:29 PM

Gobert gets away w/ murder. That’s insane.
by feez_22 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM


Refs made this close
by rames on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:30 PM

Utah better put Trey in.
This is his calling card.

by J Dre on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:31 PM

haha.
he should only be used in these situations.

by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

I swear if Rodney Hood makes another 3, things will be broken
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

Um…Am I the only guy that likes Uncle Rodney Hood?zz
by Titanbob13 on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:32 PM

now that we’ve won
i wouldn’t mind having him on our team

by mumblesaurus on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:34 PM

SEASON SWEEP OF UTAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!

by The truth Rodney White on Jan 25, 2016 | 11:33 PM

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