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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 5, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

“The Rockets are actually looking up at the Utah Jazz in the standings as we fast approach the halfway point of the season. …

There’s no longer any John Stockton, Karl Malone, Mayor Jeff Hornacek, Carlos Boozer or Mehmet Okur to loathe indescribably for 2.5 hours through my screen, and the Jazz actually do have a few fun-to-watch young players on their roster, even if the two best- Rudy Gobert and Derrick Favors- are not expected to play tonight.

But they’re still the Utah Jazz, and the sting of an under .500 record at least momentarily disappears with a win over a hated rival.”

no Gobert, so Harden and Dwight wont get block a billion time
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:12 PM

what new and interesting way will the Rockets let us down tonight?
by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:14 PM

Incapable of boxing out
incapable of not fouling on defense remotely

by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:21 PM

just dumb foul after dumb foul
over and over and over and over

by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:24 PM

lay ups, we cant make them
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:26 PM

James Harden hates not turning the ball over
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:32 PM

It literally takes 45 seconds to see how terribly coached we are
by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:41 PM

who’s guarding Hood?
If he goes off again, well…

by Johnbudsf on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:42 PM

No one.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:43 PM


Utah took 3 shots before the Rockets have 4 guys cross the half court
what the fuck is this

by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:57 PM

this team is making me hate basketball
by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 8:59 PM

They continue their assault on
the game of basketball.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:03 PM

ah, from up 7 to down 9
Rockets basketball

by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:04 PM

we lost this quarter by 20 points TO THE FUCKING JAZZ
by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:06 PM

HOW DO YOU LOSE A QUARTER by 20 TO THE FUCKING JAZZ
by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:06 PM

not even the real jazz
the SCRUBS JAZZ.

by Johnbudsf on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:07 PM

What did we do to deserve this hell
I dont get it. I really dont

by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:11 PM

Yeah, I’m out on this
fuck this team

by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:13 PM


If Dwight was actually a star
you’d expect him to easily win his matchup vs Withey.
Howard: -16 (worst on team)
Withey: +13

by goingforthecorner on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:17 PM

trey burke +13
Harden-10
’STARS FOR YOU”

by ChucktheWagon on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:23 PM

Grade A shit product being produced on a night to night basis
brought to you by the Houston Rockets, somehow the most pathetic team in Houston

by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:22 PM

this team is borderline unwatchable.
by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:28 PM

its not borderline
the whole city of Houston despises this team

by H&Hguy on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:28 PM

I’m a broken record now
But again, this isn’t even the ‘real’ Jazz team. Lyles, Hood, Withey – these are scrubs – up until they play the rockets. (Although it looks like Hood is going to end up being pretty good, long term.)

by Johnbudsf on Jan 4, 2016 | 9:44 PM


Utah Jazz fans
are some of the dumbest fans you’ll encounter.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:09 PM

WOW, James harden is an idiot
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:11 PM

Another bad pass by Harden
during Harden ISO and the Jazz take the lead again. Also, he’s on pace to break the record for turnovers in a season in NBA history.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:11 PM

And yet another Harden turnover
exactly like the last one. Kid just doesn’t learn

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:15 PM

Harden… you are so stupid.
by KLP713 on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:15 PM

KEEP THE FUCKING BALL
AWAY FROM HARDEN!!!

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:16 PM


Rodney Hood is really good
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:24 PM

Hood is too good to be on the Jazz
by twinkilling0303 on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:27 PM

Plus the awesome thing to say is that he’s
too Hood for the Jazz

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:28 PM

He’s too Hood for
Harden.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:30 PM

He’s too Hood
to make 3 consecutive FT’s as well.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:32 PM

I hate this dumb team
by NVP on Jan 4, 2016 | 11:34 PM

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Tim permalink
    January 6, 2016 12:15 am

    No comments on Mormons or Polygamy or white people? Are we sure this was taken from Dream Shake?

    • January 6, 2016 6:01 am

      There WAS one response to the “Jazz fans are dumb” comment saying “Will refrain from obvious jokes” …

      … That guy must be new.

  2. Tim permalink
    January 8, 2016 5:53 am

    I’m sure they will get him spun up to speed.

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