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Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 1, 2016
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

Is there a worse city in the league for an NBA player to spend new years eve than Salt Lake City?
by squeeky on Dec 31, 2015 | 5:24 PM

Seems to be only Utah broadcast.
by annthefan on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:14 PM

Barf!
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:15 PM

They.are.bad.
by annthefan on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:15 PM

It’s The Scary Coach!
by occassia on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:10 PM

Still not over Withey. This game will be tough to watch.
by RipCityLifer! on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:10 PM

All we got are two great years from Rolo while we have to watch Withey change the NBA landscape from afar
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:11 PM

They have Jeff Withey????? We’re toast!
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:10 PM

UTAH MORE LIKE POO-TAH
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:15 PM

Heyward is the best dorky player ever!
He is just such a dork but damn he can play pretty well

by cavejunctionblazer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:31 PM


I used to buy Meth off of Ingles when he lived here
by AUS2PDX on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:38 PM

these Utah announcers are easily amused by themselves
by Corwin71 on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:40 PM

They’re awful.
by annthefan on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:41 PM

“GOT IT! No…”
by Showtime14 on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:41 PM

Hahahaha the Jazz announcer said “Burke, heat check GOT IT!” except it was an airball
by KingWes on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:42 PM

These Utah announcers are starting to annoy me.
by BrewDude on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:48 PM

HAPPY NEW YEARS
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:51 PM

MORE LIKE UNHAPPY NEW TEARS
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:51 PM


I don’t get why we dribble all the way down to our half of the court before we turn it over
Just do it under their basket, speed things up.

by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 6:52 PM

This game won’t help there be less drunk drivers on the roads tonight
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:02 PM

Just need a nice 20-2 run to end the 3rd quarter to make this a game again
by Lassiie on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:23 PM

dang son we couldnt hit the ocean if we were standing on the beach
by cavejunctionblazer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:25 PM

We couldn’t hit the ocean if we were IN the ocean.
by pdxthomastran on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:26 PM

I disagree I bet we could unless we were in the middle of a large boat and if we are I think it’s not weird that we couldn’t hit the ocean
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:26 PM

fun vacuum
coming in and sucking up alllllll the fun

by Dan Marang on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:27 PM

You guys don’t get how big boats are now, especially after they deepen the Panama canal!
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:28 PM

tonight we are on that ship and its sinkin lol
iceberg dead ahead!

by cavejunctionblazer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:29 PM

ICEBERG MORE LIKE LICE-TURD WHICH IS HAYWARD’S NICKNAME
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:31 PM


New Year’s resolution:
forget this game ever happened

by Corwin71 on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:30 PM

ABOUT TO BE 20!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A GAME AGAIN!
by Lassiie on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:32 PM

More like Trevor Booger
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:40 PM

Giving Hayward calls like he is LBJ….freaking ridiculous…everytime he drives in the lane he gets gifted a foul call
by Lassiie on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:40 PM

Add Gordon to the list of people I hate for no good reason
by AUS2PDX on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:41 PM

The Jazz announcers are kinda jerks
by conspirator5 on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:42 PM

Trey burke does this to us every time
His career stats against us are well above what he does against everyone else

by DP0 on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:46 PM

Trey Jerke
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:49 PM

Withey looks like jordan out there
by cavejunctionblazer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:49 PM

Utah needs this more than us anyways, we’re just being nice
by Mortimer on Dec 31, 2015 | 7:57 PM

Happy New Years ppl.
Ping pong balls… just keep thinking ping pong balls.

by conspirator5 on Dec 31, 2015 | 8:08 PM

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Paul Johnson permalink
    January 1, 2016 9:27 pm

    So much to like about this game thread. I was doing belly laughs by the end of it. I just started liking Portland Blazers fans a lot more, which is good, because my only brother is a Portland Blazers fan (who lives in Portland).

  2. Diana permalink
    January 2, 2016 11:49 am

    Best opponent game thread in a long time! Dang Portland fans are funny. Lice-turd lol. Trey Jerke. All of it is so funny.

  3. Jason permalink
    January 4, 2016 2:26 am

    I’m convinced that commenter Mortimer is Jimbo Rudding undercover

  4. russellkanning permalink
    January 4, 2016 1:12 pm

    very good
    I love it that they are already giving up and counting ping pong balls

    …. ah remember the days when Rudy would ruin the opposing fans nights? Maybe again soon :)

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