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Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 31, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Rough with all these injuries for the Jazz
Know how that feels…

by Spanish_Inquisition on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:10 PM

We were unstoppable in the first 90 seconds
by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:21 PM

Trey Lyles is a perfect example of someone who should have stayed in college.
by SexyLexy3772 on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:33 PM

Trevor Booker making us look feeble underneath
by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:35 PM

This Utah roster
without Favors, Gobert, Exum or Burks is really, really bad.

by JLove3 on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:42 PM

This is resembling a game at the Y.
by Eric in Madison on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:42 PM

Utah bad shooting is making the 2nd unit defense look good.
by SexyLexy3772 on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:45 PM

In 4 minutes, this second unit has given up 8 (pretty open) 3’s. Utah has somehow missed all 8.
by chl on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:45 PM

Utah shooting a whopping 16.7% so far
by Spanish_Inquisition on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:49 PM

And now down to 5 point lead…
by Asleep at the Keyboard on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:49 PM


Listening to the Utah announcer butcher Nemanja Bjelica was truly cringe worthy. So he tried it three times and swung wide on all attempts.
by Asleep at the Keyboard on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:58 PM

That was pretty bad
by archie2227 on Dec 30, 2015 | 7:59 PM

How are we not able to extend this lead?
This Jazz team is absolutely terrible

by Snoekenbijter on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:00 PM

Granted, my stream isn’t very good
but I think my building super is in the game for Utah right now.

by E-6 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:01 PM

is he Aussie?
he could be

by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:02 PM

Sure, why not?
(Ingles fixed my toilet on his day off.)

by E-6 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:03 PM

This game
Is this supposed to be professional basketball?

by mefoolonhill on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:02 PM

Booker
Trevor Booker is the kind of offensive rebounder I’ve been wishing for. Let’s trade some deadwood and get us an animal on the glass.

by mefoolonhill on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:04 PM


This is a stinking morass of basketball ineptitude…
by Asleep at the Keyboard on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:07 PM

Being up by just 7 to this team at halftime at home is veering on moral defeat territory.
by WolvesFan03 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:08 PM

Big Al with a Meniscus injury. Is that code for Charlotte thinks he sucks and doesn’t want to see him play anymore?
by SexyLexy3772 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:17 PM

Carmelo Anthony believes more has to be done to curb gun violence after teammate Cleanthony Early was shot during a robbery early Wednesday morning.
Umm it’s New York outside a strip club.

by SexyLexy3772 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:19 PM

Didn’t see anybody bring up the Derrick Williams getting robbed thing on here
$750k in jewelry stolen by some skanky girls he brought home from a strip club

by Spanish_Inquisition on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:35 PM

The Knicks aren’t good at avoiding criminals.
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:20 PM


I’m not sure how I’m supposed to see Gordon Heyward
and not think there is any HGH use in the NBA despite the fact there is no testing.

by Catalinawinemixer on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:20 PM

I think the appropriate reaction of seeing Heyward is wondering when he’ll be single again.
by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:21 PM

Pshh. I could never get a Gordon Heyward.
by Catalinawinemixer on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:22 PM

Not with that attitude
by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:25 PM

You might get herpes (callback to joke above)
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:22 PM


Should somebody actually get credited for a win from this awful game?
by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:31 PM

This doesn’t feel like a game.
by uncle rico on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:34 PM

Good news
We snapped Trey Burke’s MPE streak at 3.

by WolvesFan03 on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:36 PM

we’re making Jeff Withey look like Shaq, tho
by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:37 PM

isQuinn Snyder the most punchable coach in the nBA?
by zebano on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:47 PM

Not as long as Derrick Fisher is still coaching.
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:48 PM

He’s like a Batman’s archenemy
WHACK!
POW!

by antrodax on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:48 PM

I think Haywood and him just talk about hair gel most of the time
by MNIslander on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:49 PM


Haywood seems very excited with the chance to get to 50 points in three first quarters.
That’s the spirit.

by antrodax on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:48 PM

this sustained shooting incompetence by Utah
is impressive in its own way

by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:49 PM

It’s almost like they studied our playbook…
by Asleep at the Keyboard on Dec 30, 2015 | 8:50 PM

Recipe game while we’re up double figures
Ready to open the discussion. This is boooooring

by antrodax on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:01 PM

wait till Jazz hit lofty 35% shooting mark for game
it’ll be a nailbiter then

by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:02 PM

I made french onion soup the other day…
was super simple… camelize onions, add to beef broth with thyme. Ladle into oven safe bowls, top with french bread, Swiss and Gruyere cheese and broil for 3-5 minutes

by zebano on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:02 PM

my only regret was not having quite enough onions in it.
I took the leftovers with some other fridge foods (red onions + ham + more bread) and made another meal out of it.
also Gruyere may be the king of cheese

by zebano on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:05 PM

Colby Jack is the Andre Kiralinko of cheese
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:06 PM

hmm more like Bleu
seriously what doesn’t blue cheese work with?

by zebano on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:07 PM


wow were losing control fast
get the starters back in

by zebano on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:03 PM

Most of them are in.
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:04 PM

a team with Trey Burke as the major crunch time weapon is
so so so beatable

by WordSalad on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:18 PM

strange game
But the wolves won! and wiggins had some rebounds and assists

by Dutch wolves fan on Dec 30, 2015 | 9:49 PM

Towns was too much for the Jazz JV post rotation
by VoodooMagic on Dec 30, 2015 | 10:03 PM

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