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Utah Jazz vs. New York Knicks: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 10, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Posting and Toasting.

… KILL DEM?
by Muruju on Dec 9, 2015 | 8:15 PM

WINNABLE GAMEEEEEE
Especially without Gobert. Favors is great but KP can take him or Lyles. Their guard situation is surprisingly similar to ours, and Hayward to me is like a poor man’s Melo. But we got the real thing.
Karma owes us a win.

by Illmaknick on Dec 9, 2015 | 8:15 PM

selfish melo always making it about himself
by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Dec 9, 2015 | 8:36 PM

Who the hell is Malone and Stockton?
by Rubbercons on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:03 PM

law firm
by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:04 PM

I already got a hate boner for Gordon Heyword.
by Crackback on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:05 PM

Gordon would be banging all those Utah babes
He must be up to 100’s of wives by now

by Michael Sweetney’s Diet Regime on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:06 PM

who’s starting for Utah
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:05 PM

Stockton and Malone
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:06 PM

you mean the lawyer guys?
wtf

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:07 PM


Quinn Snider is one guy I would feel uncomfortable around
has that american Psycho look

by Michael Sweetney’s Diet Regime on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:12 PM

Scary guy.
by NeedforShved on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:13 PM

welp…
by LazaroSmithington on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:12 PM

welp… again
by LazaroSmithington on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:13 PM

I mean.. what the fuck?!
by Rubbercons on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:14 PM

We look shitty right now.
by Crackback on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:14 PM

At least Hayward is on my fantasy team.
by Walt Clyde Phraser on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:16 PM

Why is KP chucking?
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:16 PM

Gotta keep up with Haywood
by BAGGY EYES DIET COKE ALONZO’S LEG on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:17 PM

Melo is a bad match up for Heyword.
Bring in Lance and send Rolo to the bench.

by Crackback on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:17 PM


If you’re the refs you dont want to piss off the Jazz coach.
by NeedforShved on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:17 PM

welp being at .500 was nice!
by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:18 PM

This is fucking pathetic
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:20 PM

wow I just turned it on
wtf happened

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:21 PM

What the fuck is going on?
I just turned this on

by Kupe on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:21 PM

Melo looks like shit
by allzingers on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:21 PM

Holy shit.
by NeedforShved on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:22 PM

I’m not staying up for this shit.
by NeedforShved on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:25 PM

INJURY
How long before our captain fakes an injury to get out of this embarrassment of a game?

by Pre-MeloAdonna on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:29 PM


Melo’s effort tonight is god awful
Pretty shitty leadership

by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:37 PM

after opening his mouth to complain, to boot
fuck that

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:38 PM

fisher has no idea what to do.
by cynickfan on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:40 PM

we are gonna lose by 40 tonight
by secret defense on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:40 PM

to the utah fucking jazz( they don’t even got gobbert
by E-27 on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:41 PM

This is literally the same issues they had last year before they tanked but with more talent
Fisher is a problem.

by lololol on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:42 PM

Mark Jackson
by BAGGY EYES DIET COKE ALONZO’S LEG on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:43 PM

FUCK NO
by rightlight on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:43 PM up


I hate the Jazz
by rightlight on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:48 PM

mercy rule at half time?
by cynickfan on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:49 PM

play me
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by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:54 PM

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by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:54 PM

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by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:55 PM

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this is a draw I think

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:57 PM

not if i tank
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by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:57 PM

not if I outtank you
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by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:59 PM

lmao you fell for it
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WINNNNNN

by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:00 PM

Ooh – Boobies in bottom right corner
by JPCCPA10965 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:19 PM


If the Knicks wanna mount a fake comeback they better get cracking.
by Walt Clyde Phraser on Dec 9, 2015 | 9:54 PM

Trevor Booker
Stole Lebrons forehead

by iamcarbonbased on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:00 PM

worst half of basketball I’ve ever seen from Melo
He looks fucking awful, and like a guy who can’t handle how awful he’s playing.

by BernardKing’Speech on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:01 PM

melo is sooo trash right now…he won’t even be a sub for the sixers
by E-27 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:01 PM

Uhhh I haven’t been watching and just saw the box score…
WTF is going on?

by It Takes A Village To Raise Chris Childs on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:02 PM

Quinn Synder threatened to murder our entire roster.
by NeedforShved on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:03 PM


HALFTIME SNACK THREAD
by Seth on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:03 PM

Glass
by BAGGY EYES DIET COKE ALONZO’S LEG on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:04 PM

Vodka on the whiskey
by LazaroSmithington on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:04 PM

Tears
by rightlight on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:04 PM

same
by Dead and gone on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:04 PM

Xanax
by BringBackSergioRodriguez on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:04 PM

joint
by The Ghost of Kristaps Past on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:05 PM

hemlock
by cynickfan on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:06 PM


OMG guys we only DOWN 25
by E-27 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:03 PM

Fuck Trey Burke
Mostly for his NCAA bullshit, and for killing the Knicks last year…. and now….
You know what just fuck the guy in general.

by HighFlyers28 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:16 PM

The Jazz guys are Matt harping and some dude named Craig boulderjack (i swear I’m not making that name up
They are awful

by felinequickness on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:18 PM

So much for coming out strong out of halftime
by Priggy Smalls on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:21 PM

Testing our levels of masochism rn
by JC25FoMVP on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:22 PM

Pathetic
by Muruju on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:22 PM

Our scores feel like touchdowns
by JC25FoMVP on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:23 PM

MELO
FUCK YOU

by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:25 PM

That Melo airball felt like the dagger
You know, driven directly into our own chests…

by Iman Schumpeter on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:26 PM


if they start the 4th qtr 15 down, this could get interesting
by cynickfan on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:36 PM

I wish we were the Warriors
by HighFlyers28 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:36 PM

i wish we were the warriors from even 2-3 yrs ago
by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:37 PM

Tease me you fuckers
by Tomahawk Stomp on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:39 PM

MAKE ME FEEL MORE PAIN
by abe88 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:40 PM

I love it! The line-up of misfit toys!
by Iman Schumpeter on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:39 PM

I assume the fake comeback is in progress
by Melo’s Bucket Hat Collection on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:39 PM

18-2 run
down 20

by rightlight on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:41 PM

Please get it to within 15 by the end
by HighFlyers28 on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:42 PM


The backdoor has been a problem for the Knicks all season.
by Walt Clyde Phraser on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:53 PM

so has the front door and the side door
the lock on the garage door doesn’t really work anymore either

by rightlight on Dec 9, 2015 | 10:54 PM

Broke 70!!!
by Tomahawk Stomp on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:04 PM

Knicks 1, jazz fans who want chicken 0
We win

by STAT(en Island) is Phenomenal on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:04 PM

Joe fucking Ingles
is lighting us up right now

by iamcarbonbased on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:10 PM

wait this game isn’t over yet?
by Dead and gone on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:12 PM

Came back to say
FUCK Rodney Hood. What a piece of shit.

by Tomahawk Stomp on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:17 PM

lmfao this game is still going on
by JR and the Off-Balance Shots on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:18 PM

I dont have a good reason to
but I quite literally hate Joe Ingles, seriously fuck this guy
His name is awful and his presence in the NBA is insulting

by iamcarbonbased on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:22 PM

jazz fans already leaving to collect free chicken
by jacoop on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:23 PM

when the most compelling reason to watch
is whether or not these clowns get free chicken, you done messed up real bad.

by iamcarbonbased on Dec 9, 2015 | 11:24 PM

5 Comments leave one →
  1. hhhhkau permalink
    December 10, 2015 3:45 pm

    That was magnificent. Thanks

  2. The Jorge permalink
    December 11, 2015 2:20 am

    Exposing Fisher….just want I wanted for Christmas.

    I hope against everything that they were trolling about Stockton and Malone.
    Everyone knows about their thriving law practice around here, why go anywhere else for your personal injury and insurance cases?

  3. cubsmodano permalink
    December 11, 2015 11:06 pm

    Best game thread of the year so far.

  4. russellkanning permalink
    December 14, 2015 6:30 am

    I love the Melo loathing :)
    even Jingles was frustrating them at the end

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