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Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 5, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

So how long until whoever Favors guards comes down with the flu?
by mrsbro on Nov 4, 2015 | 4:59 PM

Start the timer!
by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 5:00 PM

I stayed in a hotel once in SLC on John Stockton Blvd. I asked the concierge where Karl Malone Street was and he said “Probably in Los Angeles”.
by RipCityLifer! on Nov 4, 2015 | 5:59 PM

I have never spoken to a concierge before.
Don’t trust their jackets.

by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 5:59 PM

You’re smart. This one didn’t like me when I identified myself as Rip City.
He hated Clyde Drexler more than anything in the world. And this was YEARS past those days. The hate was alive and real.

by RipCityLifer! on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:02 PM

Cuz, Clyde would always destroy Hornacek! He would tie a napkin around his neck and pull out the knife and fork and go to town on Hornacek meat!
by Blazerfan72 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:04 PM

Ooooooo
I totally forgot that Clyde probably calls games against the suns! I wonder if he talks crap about Jeffy there

by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:04 PM

I don’t recall wording it just like that, but I said something similar. He really hated me. But his job was to assist me. It was a weird relationship.
by RipCityLifer! on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:05 PM


Utah crowd pretty quiet for home opener
by Blazerfan72 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:21 PM

All the Jazz players finish very well at the rim
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:27 PM

I forgot we were gonna give up 35 to Joe Ingles tonight.
by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:35 PM

Gobert is like 9 feet tall
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:49 PM

that’s cheating!
by Eloi on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:49 PM

He’s a monster
He’s what Hibbert was a few years ago: the closest thing the NBA has to a goalie.

by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:50 PM

Freaking Rudy man
He can do them Double Dribble corner 3 dunks like no problem lol

by Tim Fletch on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:49 PM

Jeez Gobert
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:51 PM

Imagine if Gobert could shoot, lol
by Lassiie on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:52 PM

We call that “Yao Ming”
by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:52 PM

ha! i was just thinking that
by gernblanstan on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:53 PM


Hayward just pulled a Harden-esque head snap there…got the foul too
by Lassiie on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:54 PM

what is a neto?
by RipCityLifer! on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:55 PM

I think it’s the thing you put in a kettle and pour down your nose to help with allergies
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:55 PM

Nah that’s a Netty
by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM

Or maybe Netti?
by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM

Neti
So, close.

by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM

No, a Neti is a big white snowman that appears in Northern Americas in the wild
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:57 PM

No, that’s Chris Kaman
by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:59 PM

Holy crap, neither team can score for $%^&* lol
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM

YMCA basketball right now.
by tyeforshee on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM

Some fugly basketball on both sides
by blazermaniac32 on Nov 4, 2015 | 6:56 PM


[Quin Snyder] looks like a serial killer
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:11 PM

NSA has him flagged.
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:13 PM

That’s why they hired him I bet
by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:13 PM

It’s a job requirement. Jerry Sloan and Tyrone Corbin were too Bank-robber-ey. They needed somebody with balls.
And by balls I mean sociopathic tendencies.

by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:15 PM

Jazz coach looks like that actor who married the 17 year old
the guy who was in Green Mile and other stuff. I forget his name.

by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:18 PM

DOUG HUTCHISON
by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:19 PM

was that the guy who could get skinny and crawl through vents?
by Eloi on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:23 PM

Yeah, and he had to eat people’s livers or something like that then hibernate in a self-made cocoon for 32 years or something like that.
by Blazerfan72 on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:25 PM

Ho looks like
William Fichtner

by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:23 PM

I gotta stick with Doug Hutchinson!
by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:24 PM

Just saw their coach and I have to agree with this, especially with that haircut.
by Anomaly81 on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:27 PM

That fresh-faced babe?
Nowhere near haggard enough to play Snyder.

by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:28 PM

Just image search him mo’!
Fichtner isn’t round faced enuff, and they’re different people whereas Doug Hitchinson IS the Jazz coach.

by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:29 PM


Aminu is a fantastic defender
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:32 PM

BAE
by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:33 PM

…no
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:33 PM

aminue is bae. not you.
but i understand the confusion.

by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:34 PM

BAEMINU
by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:33 PM

nope
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:33 PM

We have the worst free throw shooting team on the planet
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:31 PM

these FT’s are going to hurt us in the Finals.
by RipCityLifer! on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:32 PM

Oh my god these are some dumb ass turnovers
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:35 PM

These turnovers are hideous
by blazermaniac32 on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:35 PM


who needs jazz hands when you got favors with the jazz feet
by Tim Fletch on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:48 PM

‘Milsap doing his job’
Wish I got paid that much to fall down

by AUS2PDX on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:51 PM

Joe Ingles looks like a guy who maybe used to be athletic,
but then settled thoroughly into “drunk step-dad” territory.

by Oh. Em. Gee. on Nov 4, 2015 | 7:59 PM

Hayward did the head snappy thing
Yes that was a foul, but yuck

by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:02 PM

Someone needs ro rescind the license of Hayward’s barber.
by annthefan on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:05 PM

anyone know hayward and crabbes paypal?
Id like to spot them both 20 for a barber trip.

by Tim Fletch on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:06 PM

looks like hayward went
but finished half way, musta hada phone call or something.

by Tim Fletch on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:08 PM

I think Hayward should just mousse it out and go for a nice tall mohawk.
by conspirator5 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:06 PM

I think he should spike his hair in every direction and go for the super saiyan 2 look
by KingWes on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:07 PM

OMG he would RAWK that. No really.
There’s like only six people in Utah that would appreciate it tho.

by conspirator5 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:07 PM

He’s doing all he can with that nerdlinger face!
by Mortimer on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:07 PM


If I lived in Utah I would travel too.
by solid_soup on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:06 PM

I LOLed
by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:07 PM

Gotta admit…
Jazz’ coach looks like a bad ass mofo yo

by CascadiaBound on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:08 PM

aka serial killer
by Zaron5551 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:09 PM

Lmao
true but hey, it comes with the badassery

by CascadiaBound on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:09 PM

Or a Prohibition-era gangster.
by Anomaly81 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:10 PM

He looks like he attended Cobra Kai.
by solid_soup on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:11 PM

Looks like a greaser, 50’s style. Stick you in a knife fight and then slick back his hair and roll up the cigs in his tshirt.
by JamesInDigital on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:10 PM

He looks like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.
by conspirator5 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:10 PM

he look like he pays women to poop on him
by gernblanstan on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:11 PM

Ew. C’mon.
by occassia on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:12 PM

he has that kind of face
he just does

by gernblanstan on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:13 PM


Hayward has gotten the Harden whiplash down pat.
by Blazerfan72 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:10 PM

GORDON HAYWARD STAR CALLS
by cloud razor on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:10 PM

can’t go straight at Gobert when he can watch you coming
by Corwin71 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:11 PM

I feel so damn comfortable right now
Should we have this luxury?

by CascadiaBound on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:22 PM

So far this season I’ve learned
The trick to success is to very carefully, and with a great deal of effort, NOT PLAY THE SUNS.

by GMan83201 on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:22 PM

Utah announcers are raving about the Blazers and the coaching staff.
by Timmay! on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:26 PM

Yeah, they’ve been pretty generous all night. They’re a good crew.
by solid_soup on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:29 PM

“We haven’t seen a team take apart this Jazz defense like this since the all start break last year.” -Matt Harpring
by WessyWesIsTheBessyBest on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:29 PM

Holla holla we are those boys
by AUS2PDX on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:31 PM

BOOM
DEFENSE THAT UTAH!

by Eat Politicians on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:31 PM

We have the same record as the Spurs and Thunder.
by nerfthunder on Nov 4, 2015 | 8:31 PM

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