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Mustachioed days are here again

May 12, 2015

This post is brought to you by the unrelentingly endless Dog Days of Off-season.

It’s been years since we’ve had noteworthy coach ‘staches on the Jazz bench — which at one point ranged from the magnificent (Phil Johnson) to the anorexic (Tyrone Corbin).

Well, Alex Jensen is now growing this thing out (via @nataliehilljensen):

Hmmmm, you must be saying to yourself. I wonder what the rest of the coaching staff would look like with mustaches?

Well, I’m glad you asked. Here’s your answer:

mustachesJohnnie Bryant’s goatee and Alex Jensen’s mustache are their own.

Anyone else getting a Colonel Mustard vibe from Brad Jones?

3 Comments leave one →
  1. russellkanning permalink
    May 12, 2015 10:09 pm

    I also can see the mighty Quin as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Under pressure situations he can spin his tin cup.

  2. russellkanning permalink
    May 12, 2015 11:12 pm

    ready to build up our homecourt advantage again. Gordon can kill em on the road. At home we can use the young kids to stifle them on defense and run and dunk

  3. bebop permalink
    May 14, 2015 5:10 am

    Crazy facial hair for entire coaching staff is rumored to have a +10 win attribute.

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