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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

April 16, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

This Jazz team has been really good despite missing key players
will say a lot about us mentally how we approach this game

by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:10 PM

Everyone will probably be killed by a falling satellite.
by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:11 PM

Dwight said:
Bro, do you even lift?

by PurplePeopleEaters on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:15 PM

And Gobert said, f you
by PurplePeopleEaters on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:16 PM

Man, I thought those Jazz unis couldn’t look any worse.
Then they go with that drab green. It’s like they want you to fall asleep!

by TexasBornAndRaised on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:16 PM

Jesus, Stifle.
by KLP713 on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:16 PM

You know refs, when Gobblert sticks his leg out extra on a pick, that’s a foul.
by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:21 PM

Whoa, did Gobert just stole a alley oop
by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:25 PM


this Jazz bench is like the D-league all star team
a lot of familiar faces

by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:33 PM

The Rockets are makin’ it look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO easy early on.
by TexasBornAndRaised on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:43 PM

There is a reason the Spurs signed Bryce Cotton first thing after the draft
by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:48 PM

Hey Summer league fan, remember Jack Cooley?
by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:49 PM

aka white Chuck Hayes
by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:50 PM

A fun player.
When did the Jazz get fun players? They’re all supposed to be dickheads like Matt Harpring.

by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:53 PM


Utah since giving The Gobblert the start are tough.
by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:16 PM

The Rockets are free-strokin’ it!
And ****-blocking the J*zz.
The funny writes itself!!!

by TexasBornAndRaised on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:57 PM

We needed some confidence building
games against shitty teams and the Jazz and Hornets really came through for us

by Bobbythegreat on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:57 PM

Jazz are 19-9 since ASB
and have beaten damn near every west playoff team

by Michael 2k on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:58 PM

Even better that they let their inner shitty team
come out tonight LOL.

by Bobbythegreat on Apr 15, 2015 | 8:59 PM

29 point lead
by Bleyd on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:00 PM

er, make that 32…
by Bleyd on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:01 PM


33 point lead
by H&Hguy on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:28 PM

35
by chuckiepoo on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:29 PM

Too easy. Too, too easy.
by KeriTheCreoleTexan on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:29 PM

And Harden has the trip doub
by Bobbythegreat on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:42 PM

Ok, pull Harden now.
by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:42 PM

REAL TALK
by Chris D Harris on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:43 PM

Some super ugly
basketball going on right now.

by Bobbythegreat on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:50 PM

hey, run some clock fools
by NVP on Apr 15, 2015 | 9:50 PM

Rockets summer league crushing Utah summer league.
by Xiane on Apr 15, 2015 | 10:13 PM

Game over.
Rockets WIN 117-91!
Regular season is now over; playoffs are next!

by TexasBornAndRaised on Apr 15, 2015 | 10:14 PM

One Comment leave one →
  1. Paul Johnson permalink
    April 18, 2015 9:58 pm

    “Rockets summer league crushing Utah summer league.” LOL. Hit that nail on the head.

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