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Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 31, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

I’m here. Favors is out. This Lakers-Sixers game unwatchability is high.
by criteriado on Mar 30, 2015 | 7:49 PM

To me, the Lakers are the “Prince Humperdink” of the NBA
I am for anything that causes them to suffer “humiliations galore!”

by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:06 PM

Gobert has great vision.
He really whips some serious passes on the money.

by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:18 PM

That’s putting Francais on the ball.
by feral on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:19 PM

wow I like when we look good
two wins over Utah this year is ok with me

by zebano on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:18 PM

dang, gobert still impressing
by jjjam on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:24 PM

Flip having Gobert rated a lottery pick
sounds like the same PR spin we just heard about how we almost drafted Kobe…

by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:25 PM

It’s not often that you pass up a lottery pick at #21.
by mr. eggplant on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:26 PM

The slip of paper with “Gobert” on it…
Was in his other suit.

by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:30 PM


We’re back to shooting like we shoot.
by criteriado on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:32 PM

The Lavine/Hummel/Wiggins/Budinger/Payne lineup
was a nightmare I had last summer.

by Lunchman on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:33 PM

Ahh, comfort
Nothing like tuning in 40 minutes into a game to hear the words “and the Utah Jazz are on a 21 to 4 run right now.” Good to know that some things never change.

by Xand1 on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:40 PM

Our offense needs
a catheter.

by E-6 on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:45 PM

Zach is going to turn around Burke’s season…
by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:41 PM

Zach is going to turn
my stomach.

by E-6 on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:42 PM

5 straight scores.
Utah is night and day when Gobert sits.

by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:48 PM


OH FUCK
by FreeDieng on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:51 PM

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
by howlyoudoin on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:51 PM

OH NASTY WIG!
by Spanish_Inquisition on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:51 PM

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
by domesticllama on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM

HOLY SHIT.
by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM

OMFG WIGGINS!!!!
POSTERDUNKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM

Daaaammmmmnnnnnnn
by mr. eggplant on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM

Dayumm!!
by bdawger on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM

NO REGARD FOR FRENCH FOLK!
by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 8:52 PM


Man,
not many players could grab that rebound and get up and dunk it like Gobert just did. For most players, that’s a blind layup attempt.

by Simitar on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:06 PM

Ingles, like Babbit yesterday,…
are both guys that look like NBA players from the 70s — especially guys that were only in the league because the ABA thinned out the depth pool…
DISCLAIMER – Ingles has played fairly well tonight, but DISCLAIMER II — ELECTRIC BOOGALOO — it’s Timberwolves…

by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:10 PM

People like Ingles and Trey Burke benefit so much from the Wolves not doing basic things like rotating on defense.
Booker early, too. (Has Booker traveled twice under no real defensive pressure?)

by feral on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:12 PM

LaVine on the bench listening to Flip…
I see that same look of incomprehension from some of the pre-school kids I work with when you try to explain why it’s not nice to bite other children…

by SoDakHammer on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:30 PM

Benz: “Timberwolves trying to chip away at what was once a 24 point deficit.”
The score was 68-45 at the time.

by E-6 on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:38 PM

When Trey Burke thinks he can split the pick and roll against you, your defense has issues.
by mr. eggplant on Mar 30, 2015 | 9:53 PM

Wow, uh…
… sorry I missed this one, guys.
If it makes you feel any better, I took second place in a trivia night at a bar, even though I tied for high score. I played by myself. The winning team had eight people, including the sister of the guy asking the questions. He decided that the tie breaker would be “best team name,” and he honest to god goes “OMG, Menace to Sobriety! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you pick this because I originally came up with it?! YOU WIN AUTOMATICALLY!!”
I peed on the lid before leaving. I did.
FUCK THE JAZZ, Y’ALL!!!

by TheH on Mar 30, 2015 | 10:14 PM

3 Comments leave one →
  1. marktsmith permalink
    March 31, 2015 12:41 pm

    That game thread was fantastic, Thanks Moni!

  2. Jason permalink
    April 1, 2015 4:39 am

    LOL @ the last comment in the thread. I will have to start “peeing on the lid” now to express my displeasure.

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