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Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 24, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Prediction: Kilpatrick torches the Jazz for 32.
by GhostofPooh on Mar 23, 2015 | 7:33 PM

Harpring is such a whiny little goober.
by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:29 PM

Prediction: Jazz hold us to under 70 points.
(Prediction doesn’t count if they let us score a bunch in garbage time)

by twolf1 on Mar 23, 2015 | 7:47 PM

The whole game is garbage time for the Wolves.
by PoohRubio on Mar 23, 2015 | 7:49 PM

What’s going on with Hummel?
Why does everyone on this team stay hurt for so long?

by Madison Dan on Mar 23, 2015 | 7:50 PM

You know the answer to the second question.
by PoohRubio on Mar 23, 2015 | 7:51 PM

Arena is Empty
by Ebomb on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:10 PM

Karl Anthony Favors
With the nice putback

by Ebomb on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:11 PM

HArpring can’t stop talking about how Gordon being out is throwing Utah off their game.
Don’t believe he’s mentioned Pek, Rubio, Martin….

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:17

Playing a home game with 8 bodies then flying to play at altitude in Utah the next night … is not right.
There really is no chance here.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:20 PM

Close your eyes and think of the lotto.
by Spanish_Inquisition on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:21 PM


Oh my god…I’m listening to fucking Harpring.
by vjl110 on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:21 PM

Yeah.
Biggest asshole on the planet. NBA has to stop us from tanking because we have 9 injured players.
Fuck you Matt, tell us about Gordo again.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:22 PM

I have the mute going
no sound.

by Eric in Madison on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:25 PM

League really needs to do something about Harpring.
You go to watch a game on TV, maybe you’ve got a family of three or four… Then Harpring… Just not fair to the fans.

by Spanish_Inquisition on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:27 PM

The worst.
Well, him or Portland’s Mike Rice.

by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:30 PM

heinsohn not even in the conversation?
by timberfuechsle on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:31 PM

Sure, but Tommy is just a blowhard old school guy too wrapped up in green.
Harpring is just a dick.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:32 PM

Harpring (and this applies to Rice as well)…
just constantly bitchy and condescending. Sucks all the joy out of the game. Sounds like he’s the kind of guy who really needs a hug, but would punch you in the face if you tried.

by vjl110 on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:38 PM


can the NBA audit our medical staff?
by zebano on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:21 PM

Jesus and this Utah crowd … every single call in every single game against them is wrong.
Every one.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:23 PM

My request for the second quarter
I’d like to see us box one Jazz forward/center out.

by zebano on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:33 PM

just once
it would be beautiful

by zebano on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:34 PM

I just wanna say
F*ck Matt harpring! And of course, Go Wolves! Gotta say, I’ve got my calendar counting down to the lotto, it is after all the most exciting/ultimately disapointing time of year!

by ballhero300 on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:36 PM

Congratulations to Matt Harpring!
First person I’ve heard pronounce Zach Lavine’s name wrong

by FreeDieng on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:42 PM

Mailman sighting!
He would probably still be the best PF on the Wolves. At least if KG can’t suit up.

by therealfracas on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:44 PM

These Utah Announcers…
Could they be any more condescending? It really is shameful.

by stinkynoon on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:47 PM


Somehow this is a close game.
Yes, Matt, Utah is playing down to us.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:48 PM

Utah just sucks
Deal with it, Matty McHarpy

by FreeDieng on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:49 PM

Gobert is the best big guy in this game without jumping
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:51 PM

And it’s not really close
by Bad News Wolves on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:52 PM

Well, it is fairly close,
but it is Favors and not anybody with a Wolves uniform.

by therealfracas on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:53 PM

If you took a picture of Zach and Gobert standing next to each other you’d think they were brothers …
.. and that Zach was standing 20 feet further away from the camera.

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:53 PM

Is it just me or does Ingles look like a younger Flip?
by zebano on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:54 PM

Every single season, Utah has at least one player that looks like he was promoted from the stadium maintenance crew
by zero_on_up on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:55 PM

and he drops 15 on us in the first half
by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:57 PM

naturally
by zero_on_up on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:57 PM


Man, having Gobert helps a lot.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 8:57 PM

I don’t usually join in on game threads
But I gotta say, this Jazz announcer is the worst I’ve heard. First of all, he said Wiggins doesn’t need to bulk up and is correctly sized at the 2. He also said there are 3 nineteen year olds starting (both lavine and wiggins are 20). Then that tanking BS. Yes we’ve faked all our injuries. What an idiot. (I’m watching replay, so I’m sure he said many more stupid things after).

by hipity on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:01 PM

Jazz announcers are godawful.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:01 PM

I believe we have a canisensus.
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:04 PM

Just got here
is this one worth watching? Feel free to answer in the form of a haiku

by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:13 PM

HOLY CRAP JOE INGLES
by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:15 PM

Illegal stream
A frog jumps in the pond.
Matt Harprick still sucks big time.

by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:15 PM

Ingles sixteen points
Just seven healthy Twolves
Harpring is a dick

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:15 PM

Ingles likely MPE
Wolves injury free
Not much to see
Mute Harping please.
And What is a Haiku?

by Asleep at the Keyboard on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:17 PM


Rudy really has nice body control for a guy that is 11 feet tall.
I mean, seriously, you would think a guy that big could hardly walk, but he moves pretty well.

by therealfracas on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:23 PM

So far I think the only Pup to box out Gobert
is Flip in the 2013 draft.

by rickyp on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:24 PM

Zing
:(

by FreeDieng on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:25 PM

I love Gobert
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:27 PM

He’s a monster
by twolf1 on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:29 PM

Big O for a company name? They’re tires, not a dildo.
by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:29 PM

The LEAD
suck it Utah

by therealfracas on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:35 PM

We are winning?
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:48 PM

I don’t believe it
by zebano on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:49 PM


NEW GUY!!!!
by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:49 PM

Quick! Timeout! I have to expñain the new guy who the flynn is Karl Anthony Towns
by antrodax on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:50 PM

Oh man, we’re winning this.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:52 PM

Generation Killpatrick
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:50 PM

D-League Dude!
by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:50 PM

Damn kil
by Tayler Swift on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:54 PM

I can’t even…
by FreeDieng on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:54 PM

New guy! We need Towns!
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:54 PM

OMG KIL
WHAT A RANDOM WOLVES PLAYER GOING OFF?
THIS IS THE END

by bagz2 on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:54 PM

Well 1 in 7 isnt too random
by Banana_Peeler on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:54 PM


Faves is a weird nickname
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 9:59 PM

WHO IS COTTON?????
by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:01 PM

One closer to Towns!
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:06 PM

3 Crucial minutes still
by Tayler Swift on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:06 PM

Don’t count your ping pong balls before they’re hatched.
by Spanish_Inquisition on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:08 PM

Rudy Can’t Fail
by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:16 PM

What’s French for “stud?”
by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:18 PM

Oh man. We’re winning this game.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:19 PM


Holy shit
by Rodman99 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:19 PM

Fuck!
by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:20 PM reply

wtf lavine
Dude is a killer at making 3’s

by Tayler Swift on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:20 PM

That is hilarious
by Eric in Madison on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:20 PM

WHAT IN THE HELLZ
by Banana_Peeler on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:20 PM

HOLY SHIT
by UnicornRAPM on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:21 PM

LOL
This is what you get, Harpring.

by Spanish_Inquisition on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:21 PM

lol burke.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:22 PM

LOL OT
Do Wiggin’s legs fall off now?

by bagz2 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:22 PM

Burke is 3-17. LOL.
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:23 PM


I got to say
my Morale feels pretty good.

by Joel Hernandez on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:26 PM

Wow. i am impressed.
by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:29 PM

Why is Ingles trying to take Wiggins off the dribble? If I were the Jazz, that would be about the last play I would draw up.
by iconoclaste on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:30 PM

i can’t believe they’re not going to favors every time down the court
by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:31 PM

We’re in rare air ladies and gents
12 3PM
….this is the most 3pters we’ve made ALL YEAR LONG.

by UnicornRAPM on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:32 PM

I’ll say Flip has been drinking but they are in Salt lake City so it isn’t that.
by Joel Hernandez on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:34 PM

Why is Burke playing for the Jazz?
by criteriado on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:34 PM

He is the Gobert Tax
by bagz2 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:34 PM

Burke 3-20
by shoebobs on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:42 PM

I was going to ask why is he allowed to keep shooting
by Joel Hernandez on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:42 PM


Double OT will kill them. End it now.
by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:42 PM

Which Wolf will foul on a 3 and give them a four point play for the win?
by GhostofPooh on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:49 PM

WINNER!
by fanslaststand on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

Hah Hah
Suck it Harpring

by therealfracas on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

Burke is bad
by antrodax on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

That was awful
by Rodman99 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

Trey Burke is awful
by Bad News Wolves on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

more like trey BRICK
by Gigglestick on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:52 PM


Up yours, Harpring.
Have the League look into it.

by E-6 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:51 PM

wow
Give them credit. Yes, up yours, Harprick.

by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:52 PM

They say the 16th win is the hardest one
by Rodman99 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:52 PM

WHO IS COTTON??????
by Poop Hat on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:52 PM reply

Families with 2 or 3 kids shouldn’t have to watch the jazz lose like this
by Tayler Swift on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:53 PM

Families with 3 or 4 wives shouldn’t have to watch the jazz lose like this
by antrodax on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:54 PM

Think of the children who came to watch the Jazz win.
What do you say to them?

by CaliWolf on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:55 PM

Who’s your mommy?
by uncle rico on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:59 PM

Up yours, Harpricks!!!!
by antrodax on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:56 PM

We somehow won OT with Chase Budinger playing the 4 vs Derrick Favors
incredible.

by jclillehei93 on Mar 23, 2015 | 10:59 PM

I think it had more to do with Trey Burke thinking he was Allen Iverson
by jclillehei93 on Mar 23, 2015 | 11:10 PM

2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 24, 2015 11:40 pm

    so hilarious. They said all the things Jazz fans were thinking. And yes how did they beat us with Budinger guarding Favors… (4-22)

    • Paul Johnson permalink
      March 25, 2015 12:23 am

      Ditto to what Diana said. For example: “The 16th win is the hardest one.” As Jazz fans the past two years, we know what you mean. Also, my new favorite Trey Burke nickname “Trey Brick.” Ha ha!

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