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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 11, 2015
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Game thread title: “Rockets vs. Jazz game thread: Screw these guys”

if we dont win by 100 i am gonna vomit blood
by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:11 PM

harden with a half ass D
by inquisitiveman on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:16 PM

You cant fucking post up D-mo with a shitty entry pass 16 ft away from the basket
why is this so hard to understand?

by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:19 PM

Things I hate more than Josh Smith 3 point attempts.
End of list.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:32 PM

If I have to watch Howard post up 12-15 ft away from the basket one more time
I am gonna claw my eyes out

by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:39 PM

Cantor just smoked Howard
by eastman88 on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:40 PM

Patrick Beverley is crazy bad at lay ups
by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:53 PM

Is it ok if I pop a vein or two at Beverely?
by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:53 PM

Ariza tried to be like Mike….
he’s not Mike

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:54 PM

Hate hate hate
hate hate hate.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:55 PM

34 points against the utah Fucking Jazz
what a shit show

by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 8:58 PM


sweet move by dmo….had to spin otherwise gobert woulda swatted it out
by inquisitiveman on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:06 PM

gobert damn near got the second one two
crazy arms on that guy

by thatguyisgood on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:07 PM

Bev has 2 speeds
Completely uninvolved and “ahhhhh please stop” I think I like completely uninvolved

by Chris D Harris on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:09 PM

gobert is impressive
by inquisitiveman on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:24 PM

Dwight posting up
is pretty ugly.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:27 PM

Not really his fault though,
Gobert is just too big for him.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:27 PM


we’re a narcoleptic team
We can just randomly fall asleep and wake back up at any time.

by Bleyd on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:35 PM

Beating the shit out
of the Jazz will never get old.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:47 PM

mchale must’ve told harden
he can go to the clubs early tonight if they put away the jazz in the 3rd..

by aceofhearts on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:48 PM

Hard to pick a player of the game (Harden excluded), but I’m going with DMo.
Ariza, Brewer and Smith after him.

by AlltheSillyPeople on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:58 PM

it’s Gordon Hayward
2/10 with 5 Tos

by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:59 PM

Ariza and Brewer sort of wreck him.
Why does he look so smug all the time? He’s playing like crap.

by Xiane on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:00 PM


I really do think we should call him “Gobblert”
by Xiane on Jan 10, 2015 | 9:59 PM

Fuck you, Gobert!
by KeriTheCreoleTexan on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:02 PM

Better get ready to eat basketball with Gobbler in there.
by AlltheSillyPeople on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:02 PM

we had to bring in starters to finish this
by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:02 PM

9 point lead
we could blow a 20 point 4th quarter lead. Wow

by H&Hguy on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:09 PM

Watching the Jazz offense is like getting a tooth filling.
by Xiane on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:11 PM

lol….jazz falling on each other….sounds like their whole season
by inquisitiveman on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:12 PM

wow, 3 jazz just push each other out of bounds
by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:12 PM

Should call The Gobbler there for a foul on his teammate
by Xiane on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:12 PM

The Utah Jazz
They make you look bad.
They make themselves look bad.
They make basketball look bad.

by Xiane on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:13 PM

lol true
by TexansAddict on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:14 PM


wow, Kanter blew by Dwight again
not a good night for him

by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:16 PM

dunk contest champ with the bricked dunk
by TexansAddict on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:18 PM

Jeremy Evan was the worst slam dunk winner ever
by NVP on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:18 PM

Jesus Christ Jazz. Hating you guys is like hating the kid who gets picked last for kickball.
by AlltheSillyPeople on Jan 10, 2015 | 10:18 PM

3 Comments leave one →
  1. zb1 permalink
    January 11, 2015 12:11 pm

    Someone should post a Mohammad cartoon on that board

  2. Alec permalink
    January 11, 2015 10:24 pm

    Easy to hate the Rockets

  3. helpmeiaminhell permalink
    January 13, 2015 12:16 am

    It’s comforting to know that there are Rockets fans out there that hate the Jazz just as much as I hate them.

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