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Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 31, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

how about
Can Jeff Adrien at least dunk on Gordon Hayward’s hair tonight?

by kalarson on Dec 30, 2014 | 3:16 PM

GO GO GOBERT ARMS
also…wiggins has GOT to stop partying so hard…o_O at those weekend hangover numbers

by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 4:44 PM

Jazz are bad,
but big.
Wolves are bad,
but small.

by WinTheLottery on Dec 30, 2014 | 6:01 PM

Bazz will eat Rodney hood for dinner
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 6:19 PM

who is cheering for the wolves
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:23 PM

I’m cheering for the Wolves!!!
Who else is cheering for the Wolves????
I’m sure that there is somebody else here cheering for the Wolves!!!

by antrodax on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:25 PM

ME
by GDG on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:27 PM

are you in the Utah arena?
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:28 PM

La Coruña, Spain, 3:28 AM.
At least I’m not dealing drugs or killing anybody for pleasure. It would be slightly worse

by antrodax on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:30 PM


Wow. We are passing the ball.
Wut?

by Spanish_Inquisition on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:24 PM

Snyder always looks like he’s on the backend of a coke binge.
by jjjam on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:24 PM

What is this passing thing we are doing?
very strange…

by Man Crush on Ricky and not Ashamed on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:27 PM

When Gobert comes in
Utah’s defense goes from bad to average.

by Suspicious Sal on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:29 PM

Ah, the rare double digit lead for the wolves
seldom and often short-lived

by Man Crush on Ricky and not Ashamed on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:33 PM

2 things
Hayward’s hair cut is some ugly stuff. Lavine looks to be >> Exum.

by wolfen on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:33 PM

Heyward looks like one of the frat boys that hassled Will Hunting.
Would love Bazzy to posterize him and scream, “How you like them apples!!”

by SoDakHammer on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:33 PM

He also looks like a huge waste of scrilla for the Jazz.
by Ray Williams? on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:35 PM

they have a questionable amount of money tied up in Favors, Burks, Hayward
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:37 PM


Gobert has 2 feet on Adrien
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:37 PM

“Bennett was calling out defensive signals. He was saying, ‘Ice! Ice! Ice!'”
Actually, I think he mistook Heyward for Robbie Van Winkle and was hoping for a medley of his greatest hit…

by SoDakHammer on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:43 PM

We have the ugliest and more uneffective fast break I’ve ever seen
by antrodax on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:54 PM

The Jazz roster makes me sad.
At least the Wolves hardly have any salary out there during this abomination.

by Ray Williams? on Dec 30, 2014 | 8:56 PM

How about Ty signing for the rest of the season?
He played puppet to the ridiculous 4 on 5 play to sooth Renedive (sp?)
If he would have only listened when he was here

by digsthebigs on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:05 PM

wot
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:05 PM

?
?

by GDG on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:08 PM

I think this is a fellow Jazz fan thinking he’s posting on the Jazz blog
by JuMu on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:08 PM

Translation:
What do you guys think about Ty Corbin signing a contract to coach the rest of the season for the Sacramento Kings?
He is just a figurehead put in place for Sacramento’s insane owner who has insane ideas about playing 4 on 5 and cherry picking.
(Sarcasm)If only the Ty Corbin would have played 4 on 5 when he was coach for the Utah Jazz!

by Suspicious Sal on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:12 PM

genius
by AverageJer on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:13 PM

This is actually a spot-on translation, kudos
by JuMu on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:14 PM


We are so bad, I can’t believe the Jazz are almost as bad…..
by Suspicious Sal on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:07 PM

Kind of off topic, but what are thoughts on Georges Niang?
He’ll probably go 2nd round because he isn’t the most athletic guy in the world but the dude does everything. So smart too.

by wolfen on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:12 PM

Would love him on the Wolves
if only to hear the play by play: “Georges Niang passed to Gorgui Dieng. Dieng back to Niang…”

by uncle rico on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:14 PM

Macklemore is kiling us
by MNIslander on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:42 PM

ah man guys make Ingles shoot, not Burke
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:39 PM

Gordon Hayward looks like the kind of guy who would wear pants to play basketball.
Related: Gordon Hayward is wearing pants.

by AverageJer on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:44 PM

Bazz now shooting 46.6% from 3 on the season #sustainable
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:54 PM

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, KYLE KORVER!
by jclillehei93 on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:54 PM

or
Bazz could just push him out of the way. He could you know.

by AverageJer on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:55 PM


The last two shots that Mo has taken…
make me want to stop watching.

by jclillehei93 on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:57 PM

Jpete even felt like talking about how mo could be more like Burke.
by jjjam on Dec 30, 2014 | 9:58 PM

Guys who should induct Bazz into the basketball HOF?
Loads of good choice

by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:02 PM

Last 5 minutes, and we have the lead for real.
Are we allowed to watch? Is there a protocol for this?

by therealfracas on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:02 PM

turn off your tv. go to bed happy.
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:03 PM

UH OH
by Poop Hat on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:06 PM

dammit Hair Gordon.
by GDG on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:06 PM

Panicking now… possibly winning is scary
by GDG on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:10 PM

FU, Mo
by uncle rico on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:13 PM

MO YOU ARE TERRIBLE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED RUBIO

by UnicornRAPM on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:13 PM


Flynn you Macklemore
by MNIslander on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:19 PM

GM Flip alerted coach Flip of the tank engine.
by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:21 PM

at least my wife’s asleep
I get sick of explaining the heart wrenching ways we find to lose these games.
Goodnight all.

by AverageJer on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:23 PM

The top 4 players of the game
1) Shabazz
2) Wiggins
3) Tank for Towns
4) Cap Space

by VoodooMagic on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:50 PM

I thought Cash considerations had a good night on the court too
by Joel Hernandez on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:51 PM

Kevin Martin had some nice hand slaps I thought.
by iconoclaste on Dec 30, 2014 | 10:52 PM

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Paul Johnson permalink
    January 1, 2015 1:45 am

    Those T-Wolves fans were truly funny. I was bursting out laughing for the last one-third of the post. It must be caused by the hardship of the unbearably cold weather in Minneapolis/St. Paul, and having a truly terrible basketball team for many years–people who are suffering can often be much more funny.

    “Hair Gordon” is now my favorite nickname for Gordon Hayward.

    • January 1, 2015 6:44 am

      They are, in my opinion, historically top five as far as entertaining game threads go, for sure.

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