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Utah Jazz at Detroit Pistons : Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 10, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

Detroit Bad Boys is the birthplace of Opponent Game Thread Highlights, and the posters there did not disappoint tonight.

Go, maybe not so shitty team, go!
by JWurm on Nov 9, 2014 | 5:52 PM

Sleeves?
Smith will shoot even worse now.

by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:10 PM

Fugly
We ain’t got dis

by rames on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:21 PM

My sister thinks Quin Synder is hot
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:22 PM

I agree
by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:24 PM

Don’t lie, you ain’t got a sister.
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:31 PM

i think we should make our players play league of legends
it seems to help hayward a lot lol

by southdetroit on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:22 PM

I can see it now
Everyone is pissed at player JMSMO0vE6 as he always takes mid with…who’s the crappiest character now? Nunu? Zilean?

by The truth Rodney White on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:28 PM

Jazz announcers really good?
They seem to be watching the game and be knowledgeable and not be annoying. Wow.

by MrHappyMushroom on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:29 PM


Quinn Snyder looks like a Batman villain
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:30 PM

I was thinking Die Hard villian
by bugman222 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:32 PM

Not European enough.
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:32 PM

Either superhero movie villain or shitty boyfriend of protagonist’s love interest.
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:33 PM

The judges will also accept “Shitty Stepdad”
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:35 PM

yes
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:36 PM

I hate how my stream is perfect in the ads
And terrible in the game

by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:34 PM

BTB.


Wow Augustin sucks
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:34 PM

That was terrific Augustin…
Stand there and watch Exum spot up for a three. After the shot is released, lunge at him and smack him on the hand. That was both lazy and stoopid.

by MrHappyMushroom on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:35 PM

Wow Augustin fucking sucks
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:36 PM

Saw that Gobert dunk coming a mile away.
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:37 PM

Which is, coincidentally, how far away Dre was standing.
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:37 PM

Who the fuck is Ingles?
by Justin Lambregtse on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:39 PM

Changed his name from Jason Smith yesterday.
by MrHappyMushroom on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:39 PM

The word ‘english’ in spanish.
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:41 PM

Trust Joe Ingles to get hot against us.
I’m glad for the fellow Aussie, but fuck you Joe.

by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:40 PM


Stan’s going for that
not-quite-recovering alcoholic look today.

by MrHappyMushroom on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:39 PM

If there’s a heaven
Chuck Daly is looking down disapprovingly at Stan’s grooming and lack of dressing panache

by Frankdog on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:49 PM

Byron Scott is not a good head coach
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:49 PM

Byron Scott is not a good anything, really.
by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:50 PM

Which makes him a GREAT head coach for the Lakers.
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:50 PM

Snyder looks like he’d be a mean drunk
by Frankdog on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:50 PM

Stan looks like he is a bumbling drunk.
You’re right about Snyder. Very Ray Liotta in something wild. Or one of those stock broker serial killers.

by MrHappyMushroom on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:53 PM


Burke is awful. I like exum a lot though
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 6:53 PM

Hey! Benecio Del Toro’s coaching the Jazz!
by Biz Markie Moon on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:00 PM

Nice finish to the half
by stevenyc on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:02 PM

What’s Utah’s coach doing in this tequila commercial?
by Biz Markie Moon on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:16 PM

Somehow, I feel like Exum getting minutes because Burke has foul trouble is not a great deal for us
by stevenyc on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:26 PM

Too much Swag… [Brandon Jennings]
by JWurm on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:28 PM

He swigged when he should have swagged
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:28 PM

Fuck exum
by Goose15 on Nov 9, 2014 | 7:45 PM


josh’s long two’s are butt clenchers
by 104rog on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:04 PM

Quin Snyder scratches his ear, wonders where the coke dealer is
by Biz Markie Moon on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:09 PM

Them buttholes are tight.
by Kriz on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:09 PM

Josh not taking that 3 gave me a halfie
by heWizard on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:10 PM

I don’t like Hayward
by TheGille on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:11 PM

Kanter with the ultimate sin. Closing out on Josh Smith.
by Rban on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:11 PM


wtf
by The truth Rodney White on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:20 PM

What the fuck
by benjals on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:20 PM

WHAT WAS THAT
by Biz Markie Moon on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:20 PM

Fuck off, we blew an 11pt lead to a shit team
And wtf was that play?

by Ben Quagliata on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:20 PM

I wouldn’t call the Jazz a shot team.
Just because they were last year doesn’t mean they are this year.

by IamPAP on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:26 PM

:(
by mannie32 on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:21 PM

shitty team is shitty
by Aris Kafadogias on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:21 PM

FUCK KARL MALONE
by TDP on Nov 9, 2014 | 8:23 PM

For those keeping track at home, here’s a list of what Pistons fans think Quin Snyder looks like:

–hot;
–Batman villain;
–Die Hard villain;
–superhero movie villain;
–shitty boyfriend of protagonist’s love interest;
–shitty stepdad;
–mean drunk;
–Ray Liotta in the wild;
–stockbroker serial killer;
–Benicio Del Toro;
–guy in tequila commercial (who may or may not be Ray Liotta);
–guy looking for his coke dealer.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Diana permalink
    November 10, 2014 2:36 pm

    so funny. You should keep a list of all the opponent’s game threads of Snyder look alikes :)

  2. Paul Johnson permalink
    November 10, 2014 9:44 pm

    This is the funniest opponent’s game thread I’ve ever seen. I guess being in misery makes one more funny.

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