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Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 8, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

This game is televised on Root Sports in Utah.
Why are we not going to be televising the games but Utah is?

by Mattco26 on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:03 PM

I would like to know this as well.
I can only assume the answer is greed.

by heybabydrinkyourmilk on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:12 PM

Jazz trying to pull Lopez out of the paint in the early going by letting Favors/Kanter shoot 15-footers.
by Roy Wonder on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:13 PM

They using a tractor?
by occassia on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:14 PM

Very sloppy start by the Blazers.
Boo.

by Roy Wonder on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:17 PM

…..
grrrrrr

by nawesemo on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:17 PM


now the story about the Jazz signing the ill kid, very classy
by BlazersConga on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:23 PM

It was just because the Bobcats forced them to match tho
by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:24 PM


How many blocks does Gobert have?
by Y5k on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:32 PM

2
by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:32 PM

3 and to the 4
by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:32 PM

4 blocks 3 blocks 2 blocks 1
Your blocked he’s blocked no blocks none

by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:32 PM

This guy ain’t no mother freaking frenchie
I know everything he’s gonna do against me!

by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:33 PM

Wow and they call our announcers homers
that guy just compared Alec Burks to Jordan…

by BlazersConga on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:43 PM


Kaman just made Turkish play-doh out of Kanter.
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:48 PM

How is Turkish play doh different from normal play doh
by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:49 PM

Hedo
by Y5k on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:50 PM

Ahahahaha.
That’s the one.

by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:50 PM

Hehehe
by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:51 PM

The Jazz bigs have funny ways of walking
Derrick Favors his right leg
Enes Kanters

by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:56 PM

Jazz announcers really like talking crap about the Blazers, they are at it again! lol
by BlazerSkins on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:01 PM

Hope they are still talking crap when we play in the regular season
And we are 27-7 and they are 3-24

by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:02 PM

and paying Hayward’s max contract
by BlazerSkins on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:04 PM


Wow that was terrible defense.
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:06 PM

And a terrible call
by tyeforshee on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:07 PM

man we look terrible on both ends
by LeGarrette Blount’s Right Fist on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:06 PM

Burks is really a headache
by bowdown on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:06 PM

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
by LeGarrette Blount’s Right Fist on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:24 PM

oh my god
it’s the jazz

by WillBartonMVP on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:33 PM

Hayward is gonna try to justify his max contract in the preseason
He will go back to sucking in the regular season

by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:37 PM

rec
by WillBartonMVP on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:38 PM

Blazers didn’t look good in preseason last year either
by tp90 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:40 PM

Exactly. And don’t forget tv adds 10 lbs too
by Slinger81 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:40 PM


BIG SEXY KAMAN
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:41 PM

My wife calls Meyers Pretty Boy. But I don’t Big Sexy will stick with her for Kaman.
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:43 PM

Kaman’s an acquired taste.
Give it time.

by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:45 PM

My wife liked Przy
She thinks Meyers looks like a child in a huge body.

by Eat Politicians on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:45 PM


is booty banned in Utah?
by nawesemo on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:43 PM

No. John Stockton inspired short-shorts are very much encouraged
by Slinger81 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:46 PM

Is that slang for caffeine?
by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:47 PM

everything is banned in Utah
by Eat Politicians on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:46 PM

You can have all the wives you want …
by Berkeley on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:52 PM

Also guns
What could possibly go wrong?

by occassia on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:54 PM

And apparently you can trade one for the other in some circles
by Slinger81 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:55 PM

these comments are the only good part of this game
by HJprobs on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:43 PM reply


Matt Harpring:
“Let me tell you my top 8 but not in order. I’ll start with the eighth seed, then the first, then the third, then the fourth, then the seventh, then the second, then the sixth, and then the eight again.\n\n

by sabonis11 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:47 PM

“Damon Lillard”
by sabonis11 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:48 PM

“CJ McCullum”
by Reasonable Approximation on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:49 PM

“Will Beer-toon”
This is fun!

by Corwin71 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:50 PM

Is Harpring illiterate? How can you possibly make that mistake?
by KingWes on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:51 PM

Kaman great drive. Whoops I mean Big Sexy
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:50 PM

I wonder if Kaman hunts elk like he posts up.
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:51 PM

Are we calling Kaman “Big Sexy” now?
Cause the dude is kinda ugly. Going for an ironic thing?

by Corwin71 on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:51 PM

He has a beautiful soul.
by annthefan on Oct 7, 2014 | 7:53 PM


novack?
isn’t that guy like 50 years old?

by Eat Politicians on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:01 PM

Ugh…god damned streaming site auto-downloaded malware on my computer…
by WillBartonMVP on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:02 PM

The Utah Announcers?
by tyeforshee on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:03 PM

Well done.
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:04 PM

Why does Stotts hate Claver so much?
by sabonis11 on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:03 PM

Tapas killed his parents
Tragic.

by Eat Politicians on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:04 PM

Where’s Biedrins? He plays for Utah, yes?
by ParticleAccelerator on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:03 PM

Oh well
Maybe next season guys and gals!

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:18 PM

Oh thank God it’s over
by sabonis11 on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:20 PM

We lost a pre-season game. We’re doomed!
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:20 PM

we’ll show ’em on Thursday!
by BlazersConga on Oct 7, 2014 | 8:20 PM

4 Comments leave one →
  1. October 9, 2014 12:32 am

    that “ill kid = gordan hayward” joke was the FUNNYest!!

  2. The Jorge permalink
    October 9, 2014 1:38 am

    It was just because the Bobcats forced them to match tho
    by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2014 | 6:24 PM
    This killed me.
    Great game thread recap, these were on point.

  3. October 9, 2014 4:32 am

    Good to see Portland fans are as annoying as ever.

  4. gotag permalink
    October 9, 2014 7:18 am

    I have missed these sooooooo much

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