Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

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GO TREY BURKE GO
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 7:50 PM

GO TREY BURKE!
Give us a career high in pts and/or assists!
by thizaum on Mar 24, 2014 | 8:39 PM

I’d rather have the Jazz win and Trey Burke play bad. I don’t want to listen to all the Trey Burke dickriders say how Trey Burke is so much better than KCP and Joe should’ve drafted him instead.
by Justin Lambregtse on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:04 PM

I still like Siva better than Burke.
Remember the championship game? It seemed like Trey was making all of his shots and played a good overall game. But Siva… He had that intangible talent. It was like Trey played a better game, But Siva willed his team to victory. That is Detroit basketball. I so hope that this franchise doesn’t “ruin” the kid.
by soufpaw on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:58 PM

with any luck, he’ll get moved to the Spurs
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:03 PM

flagged
too painful to acknowledge as true
by jayod on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:03 PM

He’ll enjoy playing with Greg Monroe there.
by Kriz on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:13 PM

remember Andris Biedrins?
Me neither.
by awesome.hog on Mar 24, 2014 | 8:43 PM

I remember him
In 2K10 that guy was a nightmare, he could drop a 10-15-10 like it was nothing.
by Kellen Moore Our Savior? on Mar 24, 2014 | 8:58 PM

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TREY BURKE, GUYS!
by Joe Cool99 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:06 PM

C’mon Richard Jefferson, stop missing.
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:12 PM

How can Josh Smith make a three pointer? Jerk.
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:13 PM

Hopefully that will encourage more chucking.
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:13 PM

Curse our talented big men!
by Kellen Moore Our Savior? on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:14 PM

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I’m rooting for Dre to dominate and every other Piston to suck it. Sorry, team! Fantasy is all I have left this year.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:14 PM

And I’m posting from Linz, Austria!
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:15 PM

Crikey
by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:17 PM

Austria, not Australia.
by Joe Cool99 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:17 PM

yow!!!
by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:18 PM

Don’t worry, I used to mess up India and Indonesia.
Niger and Nigeria, too.
by Joe Cool99 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:21 PM

I mix up Indonesia and Singapore, and they sound nothing alike!
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:23 PM

I thought Argentina was a famous woman
by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:24 PM

And what the hell is the difference between Tennessee and Arkansas
by alaskanpistonsfan on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:27 PM

Nothing, as far as I can tell.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:28 PM

Austria is the one in Europe.
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:18 PM

G’day mate!
Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:19 PM

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Really disappointed that Dre only has 4 rebs and it’s halfway through the first quarter
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:22 PM

Sophomore slump.
by J Dre on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:23 PM

He might not hit 20 rebounds.
Scrub.
by Joe Cool99 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:23 PM

Imagine if he’d just practice
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:23 PM

His practice is just chasing down all the rebounds when Jennings/Smith are practicing jump shots.
by J Dre on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:25 PM

Imagine how difficult this would be
by BandWagonerPaysTheDues on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:26 PM

It would be exhausting.
No wonder Dre’s such a beast.
by J Dre on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:27 PM

I have never heard of Diante Garrett.
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:31 PM

He sounds Canadian, come to think of it.
by Birdman84 on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:32 PM

how is
TREY BURKE?!
by Taiwanese Tora on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:43 PM

This game TREY BURKE! yet?
by Kriz on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:45 PM

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Someone remind me how we
Lost to this team
it’s terrible. I mean worse than the pistons
by bonerici on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:47 PM

It’s a tradition.
It’s pretty much the opposite of a rivalry – Utah just always beats us. Team quality on both sides is irrelevant.
by jayod on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:49 PM

Wow
The jazz are fucking AWFUL!
by IamPAP on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:52 PM

Holy crap, I’ve been watching the game but never actually noticed the score…the tank is sad
by Justin Lambregtse on Mar 24, 2014 | 9:54 PM

Signs of a Piston Fan
Has learned to watch the game without noticing the score
by jayod on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:21 PM

Pistons fans are evolving to fit in their natural climate.
by Joe Cool99 on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:25 PM

I get a chubby from KCP 3s
by Justin Lambregtse on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:00 PM

Hey, I get a chubby from moose jumpers.
by IamPAP on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:29 PM

There fuckin better be a collapse coming.
This “try against the terrible teams” shit needs to stop.
by IamPAP on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:01 PM

Well this sucks that we are winning
by I Got Munnyz on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:06 PM

Fuck us
by Goose15 on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:13 PM

We literally suck at everything
Winning and tanking
by Goose15 on Mar 24, 2014 | 10:18 PM