Preseason Game 5 Jazz at Clippers: Jeremy Evans. That is all.

Another angle with Alec Burks’ classic reaction, thanks to @da_breezman:

Randy Foye made history tonight (through no fault/act of his own):

*in Chandler Bing voice* Could these kids be any more adorable?

Bad Jazzmen leaving Marvin Williams hanging at the half:

Don’t try this face at home:

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Humble Jeremy Evans on his block and dunk, post-game: Just coming off help-side, I was thinking, “That’s my man. At least challenge his shot.” And I figured, big man usually shoots it pretty slow, so I just went up for the block. And after I got it, just, you know, “Meet me on the other end.”

Boler: It’s the play of the pre-season thus far.

Evans: Well, Alec’s talking about it, but I don’t think so.

Boler: You don’t think so?

Evans: No sir.

(A million thanks to @ErichZGo)

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