Game 61 at MEM: Mayo > Fry Sauce
Despite yet another losing effort, this game did spawn my favorite play of the season. I am of course speaking of the “double sandwich basketball marriage” [(TM) Matt Harpring], and I don’t care that the refs took it away.
Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night (UDQM)
** Boler: Mayo goes inside strong, Kanter is riding his back.
** Boler on Favors: Matt, it’s good to be 6’10” and long.
** Harpring: Putting size and length and height against Randolph really hurts him.
** Harpring on Kanter: He’s got to learn that when he gets it, he’s got to keep his head up.
** Harpring on Favors: I know he messed up on that move, but he tried a new move there.
** Harpring: When you’re playing with Tinsley, you gotta have your hands ready.
** Boler x2: Inside, Gay pops the rim. (H/T @bjcseven)
** Boler: Puts it up, short, Jefferson with the tip.
** Harpring on the Grizzlies: Their hands are all over. (H/T @theutahjazzblog)
** Boler: Gasol, around the rim and out.
** Boler to Harpring: I know you want your ice cream cone, I’ll take a Big Mac.
** Lionel Hollins: Sometimes you got that bigger guy, and you gotta get an angle. You gotta cut him off and then come. (H/T @Mac_Jazz)
** Boler: Hayward bangs it down. No foul. And right in his back was Rudy Gay!
** Harpring: You know Zach’s left-handed. He wants to get back to that left hand. Much more ineffective if you make him go to that right.
** Weird guy in AtoZion commercial: Just here for the day, quick in and out. (H/T @bjcseven)
** Golden West commercial: We’re not concerned with anything as much as we’re concerned with your thing. (H/T SurlyMae)