Game 51 at BOS: Another recap entitled “Blergh.”
ugly. and tired.
clang clank clang clank clang
too big, too big yo
double block, dish to Kanter
sequence of the year
Jamaal’s warmups stayed,
horn to horn, neatly tucked in
ugh bleh ick meh crap
** Tyrone Corbin, post-game: They were the aggressor, and they got all the calls as a result.
Random Stuff, etc.
** Mike Sanders caught on camera talking to his junk, and Jamaal Tinsley wishing he were anywhere else, and Devin Harris studiously pretending he’s not listening:
Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night (UDQM)
** Jeff Hornacek on Alec Burks’ defense: Those are things that will come with experience–when to pressure a guy, when to pressure a guy and then release and get off. He’s got tremendous upside.
** Doc Rivers: Our size is going to be tested tonight, so we have to have a great interior game. (H/T @Mac_Jazz)
** Boler on the Celtics: They got a lot of old vets on this team. They don’t want them to go up and down.
** Harpring on Burks: You don’t have to go up all the way and go up into Kevin Garnett.
** Boston announcer on Millsap: He gets right up and gets into you so you can’t react, then goes right over the top of you. (H/T @Mac_Jazz)
** Harpring: Watch Gordon Hayward go up out of nowhere.
** Harpring: I would’ve left a dent in Rondo’s knees.
** Harpring on playing 1-on-1 with Boler: Am I allowed to use both hands?
Unintentional Dirty Image of the Night