Preseason Game 2 vs. POR: The Dunk*

“Oh yeah, that’s pretty bad.” — Jeremy Evans

*That this was called an offensive foul goes into my Jazz Black Hole Folder of things that never happened, where it joins the image of some…I don’t know…it’s hazy…Mailman…ugly yellow color…can’t remember.

More on both preseason games tomorrow–just giving The Dunk the proper respect that it deserves for now. Oh and by the way, I am drunk on Kanterade.

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night
** Harpring: CJ backdoor. He’s a high-riser.
** Harpring: Tinsley knows where Big Al likes it. (H/T @vizzle07)
** Boler: Raja Bell, right on top of Big Al.
** Boler: Hayward penetrates, Harris bangs it down.
** Boler: Crawford with the dribble up against Harris.
** Boler on Felton’s bloody nose: Got a plug in after taking a high, hard one.