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Summer accessorizin’, had me a bla-ast…

July 18, 2011
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Let’s see what our Jazzmen are up to this summer, accessory-wise (because there’s nothing else to offer up at the moment).

One. AK’s wearing glasses:

Two. Jeremy’s sporting braces:

Three. CJ got pierced:

Four. Matt Harpring has a new carpet on his head (and IMO is morphing into Bolerjack):

Five. And then we have the rookies.

They may have shown up for their introductory press conference in SLC toting Nike, but Alec Burks is trading in the Nike for adidas…

…while, if all foreign NBA players and especially Memo are any indication, I’m guessing Enes Kanter has traded in the Nike for LV.

Finally…a blast from the past. From over a quarter-century ago, I present to you Hot Rod’s red booty shorts:

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Jazzy Girl permalink
    July 19, 2011 12:59 am

    That’s just nasty! On a lighter note, AK’s lookin good.

  2. SurlyMae permalink
    July 19, 2011 1:12 am

    Ugh…Harpring looks baaad. I really don’t want to see my fave player start looking like Boler, who is my least favorite broadcaster.

  3. Paul permalink
    July 19, 2011 3:08 am

    Is it just me, CJ I think you can afford a bed frame (looks like your bed is on the floor) and a nail to hang that mirror on the wall (instead of leaned up against the wall). Also add a dresser to that list of things I think you could afford.

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