Let’s see what our Jazzmen are up to this summer, accessory-wise (because there’s nothing else to offer up at the moment).
One. AK’s wearing glasses:
Two. Jeremy’s sporting braces:
Three. CJ got pierced:
Four. Matt Harpring has a new carpet on his head (and IMO is morphing into Bolerjack):
Five. And then we have the rookies.
They may have shown up for their introductory press conference in SLC toting Nike, but Alec Burks is trading in the Nike for adidas…
…while, if all foreign NBA players and especially Memo are any indication, I’m guessing Enes Kanter has traded in the Nike for LV.
Finally…a blast from the past. From over a quarter-century ago, I present to you Hot Rod’s red booty shorts: