@hou: Opponent Game Thread Highlights
Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.
From their game preview:
I hate the Utah Jazz. I hate them I hate them I hate them. Since the beginning of man, the Jazz have been tools…I hate the Jazz like I hate the Nazis, baby-snatchers, and rapists. I hate Jazz fans like I hate cancer.
Been looking forward to this game all day.
I’ve been helping my brother move the past 8 hours, so nothing would be as nice as a Rockets victory over the jazzholes.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 9:37 AM CST
The fans over there (SLC Dunk)
hate us. Good.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 9:44 AM CST
Dear ressailance_00: We don’t hate you. I’m sorry, but Jazz-hating Rockets fans fail to register on our radar.
Don’t say that
you’ll just make me want to wander over there and start a s*it storm of trolling.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 9:46 AM CST
Hating Utah is a tradition.
A good father teaches his son such things.
by Barragan on Jan 9, 2011 10:28 AM CST
It’s our only real rivalry.
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 10:29 AM CST
Not a rivalry if it’s one-sided. Sorry.
A kid–I have to assume he’s a kid–that lists the Jazz as his favorite NBA team but has never posted at SLC Dunk joins the thread to troll. I do not approve. His comments evoke responses such as:
Jeez do you guys not use the reply button in Utah?
The same way you don’t use emotions or deodorant
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 11:17 AM CST
I can’t imagine how hard it is to be a Jazz fan.
All the mormons bitching about having ZERO rings.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 1:01 PM CST
If I don’t see me some T-Willy
I’m gonna punch Adelman in his Wee Willy…
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:23 AM CST
I think he’s on the inactive list today
by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Jan 9, 2011 11:28 AM CST
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 11:43 AM CST
Ya know what’s awesome regardless of the outcome of the game?
We don’t live in Utah.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:45 AM CST 1 recs
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 11:48 AM CST
For a 4 point play. Then he’ll punch Jefferson square in the dick.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:46 AM CST
Deron looks beat up
by Start the Bench on Jan 9, 2011 11:54 AM CST
Happens when his fat ass
doesn’t get his call.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:55 AM CST
What the fuck is going on?
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 11:55 AM CST
Is scola the league’s worst defender?
by patrickharrel on Jan 9, 2011 12:02 PM CST
That would be Martin
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:02 PM CST
Fuck you Millsap
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST
We’re done….Milsap does it again….
by inquisitiveman on Jan 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST
just stupid stupid rick, no defensive change even when millsap was killing us. We deserve to lose. This team deserves to be blown up.
by RoxBeliever on Jan 9, 2011 12:06 PM CST
by patrickharrel on Jan 9, 2011 12:06 PM CST
great, rockets, keep embarrassing yourselves
by RoxBeliever on Jan 9, 2011 12:13 PM CST
I still think I wanna pop over to SLC
and troll, nothing induces rage like talking as though we won when we lost.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:31 PM CST
I’ll join you if you really want to.
This will make us look better, planning it out.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:32 PM CST
they have a waiting period to post…
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:35 PM CST
Yea, I’m seeing a one day thing
When do we play em’ next? We can have a go of it over there next time.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:37 PM CST
Marks my calendar
by rxmike12 on Jan 9, 2011 12:39 PM CST
At this point, because we have a fourth person, we should organize this.
Tom will come out and tell us to stop soon enough.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:41 PM CST
From the looks of it
rxmike12 is a Jazz fan. So it’s just the three of us so far.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:42 PM CST
I’m just waiting for the trolls…
Don’t fracture a foot on the way over
by rxmike12 on Jan 9, 2011 12:42 PM CST 5 recs
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:43 PM CST
We gave this guy 2 recs.
We have no loyalty to our team.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:44 PM CST
Actually that’s 5 recs.
If anyone wants contact info, I can toss together a quick e-mail
and toss out an IM or facebook if y’all wanna shoot the breeze sometime. It’s easier to explain the easiest ways to troll without being a obvious moron about it.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 1:08 PM CST
So let’s just nail this down
BD34, bone31crusher, and myself, on February the 18th of two thousand and eleven are going to SLC Dunk to troll our faces off and get banned. I say we troll before the game starts, during the game, and after the game-win or lose-just to see how long we last. Sounds good all?
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:57 PM CST
The funny thing is, this was all planned around someone saying that the Jazz and Rockets next play each other on February 18th. They, in fact, do not. In the meantime, stay classy Rockets fans.