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David Stern’s Frolicking Foray with Dress-Up Barbie

October 11, 2010

(click on the above image only if you want to examine how sub-par my Photoshop skills are)

The Good:

Stan Van Gundy looks great (and less like Ron Jeremy than ever before).

The Incongruous:

David Stern apparently wants to create an NBA coach that can draw in a demographic that the league has historically been unable to reel in: Girls Ages 8-12. He has designated Scott Brooks as that guy. Unfortunately, Brooks is 45 years old and a Bieber haircut and a mess of bangles and friendship bracelets aren’t going to do the trick.

The Bad:

Poor Byron Scott and Doug Collins. They got the leftover clothes that didn’t fit on nobody else. Scott got the high-waisted “mom jeans” khakis and one of Craig Sager’s old sports coats, while Collins was thrown into a 7-footer’s jacket and a plaid tie that is six months out of date.

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