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Carlos Boozer and the Utah Jazz: “It’s Complicated”

June 29, 2010
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July 1, 2010, aka the start of the most overhyped Free Agency Off-Season in NBA history, is within hours of being upon us. To garner insight into Carlos Boozer’s plans, we go straight to the only place there is to go in today’s world–his Facebook:

(Yes, that is a picture of Carlos Boozer sandwiched between his wife and BFF, D-Wade.)

So what exactly were we able to learn from this exercise? 1) The Miami Heat’s desperation to keep D-Wade (check out the team’s avatar) is kinda sad; 2) Cavaliers fans are, as a group, not very forgiving (see below), which LBJ might want to keep in mind since he can’t seem to bear the thought of anyone not liking him or thinking he’s the greatest; 3) With Memo out for a while, Boozer will have to direct his yelling at some other teammate.

*With the exception of “No State Taxes in FL,” all of the groups listed under “Other” do exist:

The Carlos Boozer Stare: 26 people like this.
Carlos Boozer To Denver!!!: 12 people like this.
Make Carlos Boozer an OKC Thunder: 14 people like this.
Bring Carlos Boozer To The Orlando Magic: 3 people like this.
Carlos Boozer Forever!!!!!: 36 members
Carlos Boozer: Man or Beast?: 98 members
Carlos Boozer For MVP: 34 members
Keep Carlos Boozer in Utah!: 55 members
Carlos Boozer stay in Utah and keep yelling “AND ONE!!” after every bucket.: 127 members
Carlos Boozer Fan Club: 5 members
The “No, Millsap is NOT better than Boozer” Group: 14 members
Cleveland Fans: When Carlos Boozer returns to CLE, Don’t Boo him!: 1 member
DWYANE WADE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 17 members
DUKE is better than UNC!: 240 members
Duke > UNC: At least 10 groups by this name; the biggest one has 104 members
I bet Duke can get 10,000 fans before UNC and NC State: 320 people like this.
i bet duke can get 500,000 fans before unc: 104 people like this.
I bet I can find 100,000 people who love Duke and hate UNC: 146 people like this.
Overworked and Underpaid….I need a raise: 437 people like this.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. July 3, 2010 3:13 am

    Nice! Always good to go straight to the source with these things. Where do you think he’s going to end up?

    • July 3, 2010 7:46 am

      i have no idea…i kinda just know where i don’t want him ending up :)


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