In today’s edition of ‘Who (Hair)dressed Him?!’…

I’m sure it has not escaped Dick’s attention that he is not the most blessed-in-the-looks-department NBA player out there, but it now appears that he is trying to use his weave to distract people from his somewhat unfortunate mug. It also appears that he purposely curled his hair prior to the game, because as you can see, the curls disappeared as he ran around and sweated.