Pay Attention to Me!!!
September 12, 2008
OH FRICKIN’ MOTHER OF HOLY ATTENTION WHORES! I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE NEWS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!! I’M NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF ANYTHING!! SH*T SH*T SH*T…I BETTER DO SOMETHING FAST TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ME ME ME!!! BECAUSE THE ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME ME ME…SHHH….(let me think of something to announce…something….anything…THINK BABY THINK! C’MON! I CAN DO IT!)
Exhibit A: Kobe Bryant–BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m not getting surgery.
Exhibit B: Shaquille O’Neal–BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m retiring in 735 days.
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